Madigan's Pubcast, Episode 48: Radioactive Pigs, Tulsa Noodlers, & A Missing Carolina Cobra
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- Опубліковано 12 лип 2021
- Kathleen opens the show drinking a Palmetto Espresso Porter from Palmetto Brewing Company in Charleston.
TERMITE SHOUTOUTS: Kathleen is thrilled to go through mail from the PO box, thanking Termites Jane in North Carolina for the Theranos mug (whoo hoo), Charlotte in Massachusetts for the Wicked Smaaaat hats, Terri in Illinois for the Kolten Wong rookie cards and Mr. Samoji pint glass. Termite Lisa sent the coolest Dorito earrings, which Kathleen is going to wear on stage, and thanks to Tracy for the Ron White doll which will hold a prominent position on Kathleen’s Christmas tree.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Taco Bell Medium Thick N Chunky salsa, which she LOVES (as she does all things created by “the Bell.”) She then tries the limited edition Key Lime Pie KIT KAT bar, which she doesn’t love but to be fair, Kathleen doesn’t like Key Lime Pie. She finishes her tasting with the new Burger King Ch’King hand-breaded chicken sandwich, which she doesn’t recommend because she thinks it’s overly fried.
UPDATE ON KATHLEEN’S QUEEN’S COURT: In this week’s update from the Court, Kathleen is thrilled to announce that Stevie Nicks has a new song released with Maroon Five, called “Remedy.”
BLOCKING KIRSTIE ALLEY: Kathleen discloses that she’s blocked Kirstie Alley on Twitter after reading the latest Twitter rant from the former Cheers star, which Kathleen commented on. The notes won’t do the rant justice: just read the feed, Termites ;-)
TULSA NOODLERS BASEBALL: As the Termites are aware, Kathleen is fascinated with the hillbilly sport of “Noodling,” as she references in her bit from her Bothering Jesus special on Netflix. Kathleen is excited to hear that on the weekend of August 12th-15th, the Tulsa Drillers AA baseball team will become the Tulsa Noodlers, since Noodling is massively popular in the state of Oklahoma.
AIRCAR TAKES FLIGHT: As a follow up to past episodes, Kathleen continues her obsession with the idea of flying personal cars. She’s thrilled to read an article out of Slovakia where the prototype of an “AirCar” has completed the first-ever test flight between airports in Slovakia, taking to the skies and landing in 35 minutes.
FYRE FESTIVAL PAYS OUT: Kathleen reads an update on the defunct Fyre Festival, ticket buyers to the 2017 event were promised a luxury 2-weekend Bahamas getaway, with tickets costing more than $1,200. When the fraud was discovered and lawsuits filed in US Federal court, victims were estimated to receive over $7K in a cash settlement. Instead they will receive $281 compensation per concert goer, which Kathleen still thinks would have been too much to originally pay for a Blink 182 concert ticket.
ICELAND TESTS 4-DAY WORK WEEK: Kathleen raises her beer when reading a study from Iceland, where trials were conducted between 2015 and 2019 observing the benefits of a 4-day work week. The results were gathered from a wide range of workplaces, with “transformative positive effects” of a shorter working week including reduced sick days and stress leave. Kathleen then provides her own commentary on the parameters that she thinks would define an optimal work week.
SNAKE SEGMENT: Yes, that’s right. Kathleen is amazed that there were enough exotic snake incidents reported. this week for an entire segment. In Raleigh, North Carolina a dangerous, venom-spitting cobra who escaped from its 21-year-old owner terrified locals for over 3 days until officials located and trapped the escaped pet. She moves on to read another piece of new involving an Albino python in Austria who bit a man’s genitals while he was on the toilet. And THEN Kathleen comments on a third article from Baton Rouge where a large Burmese python named “Cara” escaped from an exhibit in The Mall of Louisiana and is still missing after a week. Stay tuned for an UPDATE, Termites!
ASIA’S EL CHAPO CAPTURED: As followers of the Pubcast know, Kathleen has kept a tight watch on the activities of El Chapo and his family and close allies. She’s excited to read a new article announcing that the Asian countries have their own drug lord equivalent to El Chapo: Tse Chi Lop, who is a Chinese-born Canadian accused of leading a multi-billion dollar drug operation known as The Company. Tse Chi Lop’s organization moved massive quantities of illegal drugs hidden in packs of tea, and he is facing extradition from The Netherlands to Australia.
RADIOACTIVE PIGS IN JAPAN: Kathleen reads an article from Japan advising that wild pig-boar hybrids have started roaming around Fukushima since Japan’s 2011 nuclear disaster turned the area into a vacant wasteland. A new radioactive swine hybrid was created when wild boars that roamed the evacuated area bred with domestic pigs that escaped from farms, according to Royal Society researchers. - Комедії
Kathleen Madigan I love when Paddles laughs, it's so infectious.
I was just thinking the same thing, she does have a fantastic laugh!
Thank you so much for this show🍀 Working from home this past year and half has been rough biscuits!! This show makes me feel a little more connected to society😂 Shout out to Paddles!!
I feel like I have reached a level of "success" that the update I Tweeted Kathleen re: Slovakia flying car made it into the Pubcast!
What? Explain please. I’m not on Twitter
@@M_SC I'm not on Twitter either but I don't think it's anything complicated. You can @ somebody who's on Twitter to bring something to their attention. Same thing on Instagram and probably lots of other places too, because technology is swell. And so is Kevin.
Happy Birthday to me! Good morning ladies. 😁
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday sister termite!
Thank you fellow mites!
Happy happy birthday, Termite!!
Happy birthday hope it’s all you wish for!
I think one of Ron's phrases would be "I was drunk in a bar....they threw me into public!"
Nancy Skilton One of my favorites from him is "The next time you have a thought... Let it go !"
Oh thank goodness you're back! We missed you! ❤️
In 20 years crazy old lady Miss Kathleen gonna have an attic full of fan donated nick knacks...😁😁😁
Auction them for charity
Praise be to Paddles, the back bone of the Pubcast.
Paddles needs her own likeness on a saints candle.
Then we can finally put a face to the voice👍
@@debrahelmlinger6256 She doesn't wish to be seen publicly, and I think we should respect that.
Paddles , “A spitting Cobra, I’m googling it!” MUCH better idea than googling NAMBLA!!!!
Fuck… I love this show so much.
Thank you both!❤️
Kirsty Alley needs to just put the phone down when she does blow.
It's a Madigan's Pubcast kind of day! 😀❤️
I would watch a travel show with Mama Termite exploring tourist sights around the world.
Now that's a good idea! And a way mama t can combine touring and tourist-ing
Cheers everyone
Cheers!
🍻🍷🍹🍺🥂🤗
In Tennessee, most stories concerning snakes are headlined under "Religion".
I am also a “walk-awayer.” Thanks for verbalizing what I have always felt.
This show was definitely worth the wait! Best show ever! Paddles, you were on fire! (Figuratively, you would probably have noticed otherwise!) Thank you for reading the full article reporting that ridiculous "fundraiser" (??) held by the gun toting lunatic couple and for expressing your views on ownership of both wild and dangerous animals by the general untrained, uneducated, uncaring public. By the way, there is an article in Yahoo news about a 124 year old Indian monk living in India. Thank you again for all you do for us Termites!
Welcome back! Fukushima was scary for the area after the earthquake and tsunami. I live about 100 km north of the reactor, and physics professors here at the university were giving daily radiation levels. They now have a museum near the reactor in Futaba Fukushima.
I live in Key West for many moons now, Key Lime pie made with original simple recipe is good. Restaurant k.l.pie Bad.
Welcome back, Kathleen! Hope you enjoyed your week off 😀
The Madigan Pub Gang Rides Again! 🐴🍺🐴
Thank you for both the pubcasts and the book readings! Take good care. And a kind hello to all the other termites, your research assistant Lewis, The Grand Termite, and of course Paddles!
The real Key Lime Pie is totally different from the commercially produced stuff you get at stores and most resturants, gotta go to the Keys, 🛣Trip or have always wanted to go by 🚤 sticking close to shore.
Ooh, I'm interested! How is it different? I love lime anything
@@cyberhansa 1st of all it's not even green because it is made with Key Limes, a smaller yellowish lime, the crust is graham cracker and the the topping is just a dollop of a creamier, tastier experience🤗
@@cyberhansa favorite lime drink is Mike's Hard Limeade, very hard to find🤨
Hi Kathleen - Thank you for having the Theranos mug on your podcast. I am the seller of the mug and just wanted to drop by to give my thanks :)
Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald! I used to work with him at Alameda East. He helped me when I fostered a 6 foot albino python. Cool dude and hilarious. 😎
And...I used to manage a store at Mall of America in Baton Rouge. Snakes should not be in malls!!!
Mama termite, here to save the day! We missed you last week
Sounds to like Paddles is deep in the drink at the pub today!
Mitch Hedberg, loved that freakin' guy, so many great one liners and loved his delivery, no one else like him.
One of my personal faves: "You're supposed to yell 'fore', but I was too busy mumbling 'there ain't no way it's gonna hit him'." I pull that gem out almost every time I'm on a golf course.
So nice to see Mama Termite! Another spectacular episode with all the news I missed and didn’t know I needed. Awesome! So happy that we got our tickets for your show at Parx in December. Cannot wait! Say hi to Paddles. Hope you both have a great week. 😊
Another worthwhile session at Madigan U. Best wishes for re-entry onto the circuit, Professor Termite.
Hey Mama T!! Hope you enjoyed your vaca!!
Thanks again, MT & Paddles!
My husband of poor judgement in his conservation officer career presented "educational" programs featuring exotic snakes. As these feats of stupidity usually turn out, he received a diamondback rattlesnake bite. He didn't die, didn't even seek medical treatment, or retribution against the snake, nothing...but the snake died. True Story.
Did he become Snakeman and fight crime?
@@M_SCThat's a good one!. I don't get it, but Snakeman's buddies were upset with him that the snake died.
@@M_SC & they do fight crime! Where we live & in most states, conservation officers are state police officers.
🤣🤣🤣So sorry for the snake & your hubby. I used to take our tarantula & ball python to schools for educational presentations. Thankfully, nobody ever got bitten & I didn't lose either critter. I inherited both critters from my kids. Long story about them. Spiders were allowed as pets (in the residence hall) when my son went to school while dogs/cats weren't.
Kathleen (and Paddles):
First, my wife and I love the PUBcast and cannot wait for the next one. The last 2 weeks have been difficult without you, but understand "Mama Termite" needs her R&R! Please keep up the great work and keep the "UPDATES!" rolling.
Next, we need more cameos from Ron/Lewis/whoever...including Paddles! We hear her, but we don't have a face to match the "we'll put it in the show notes" comments. All props to her and her hard work.
Lastly, we're wondering if you would be able to adjust the volume on the UA-cam posting. It's a bit jarring when we go from "UPDATES!" to whispering about the update. My volume button is getting a real workout! The neighbors haven't complained (yet), and I don't know if other UA-camrs are experiencing the same issue...but anyways! THANKS!
Again, keep up the great work and we can't wait for the next PubCAST!
Ciao!
I’d pay money to see that!🤣love you mama termite for making me laugh🤣😘
Nobody needs a snake 🐍 biting at their balls 🤣. The snake segment cracked me up.
So glad you’re back, hope you had a great Fourth of July
I love you
Thank you
Please, please ....keep doing these
You are amazing
The snake on the loose....update..
Authorities removed 75 deadly snakes from the zebra snake owner house.....
75???? YESSS
Saw jaws the other night upon your suggestion...forgot how fun it is...
Yes! I am from Kansas I also love Carolina style BBQ the best! That vinegar sauce is what it’s about. Kansas City/st Louis style is a close second and then there is the others… I am looking at you Texas. Love your comedy! Can’t wait to see you in October!
HURRAY!!! So glad you're back!!
Hello Termites! Very excited to be going to see Mama T this weekend in Reno. It's going to be a fun time! Mama T and Paddles please keep the Pubcast going, if possible. 🙏🙏
Good for you
Fun that you are a friend of Mark Linn-Baker! My sister was a big fan of Perfect Strangers. I just looked Mark up - didn’t know he was from St. Louis! 😊
Chi Chi has a shool in clearwater fl for at risk kids that, as well as class room activity, teaches them to golf. So ya Chi Chi is my favorite golfer too.
New pubcast is a great way to spend my birthday! Happy Tuesday fellow termites!
@Mark Roth Happy birthday fellow termite! Which anniversary of your 21st birthday are you celebrating this year?🍾 Cheers from Washington state!
@@adriannenash9852 it is my 19th celebration of my 21st birthday
Happy Birthday Termite!
@Mark Roth UPDATE!! it’s Mark’s BIRTHDAY!! Cheers!! 🍻🍸🥃🍾 and some cake too! 🧁🍰🎂
59 days until Foxwoods show but who’s counting...
New motto for Reno "I'll do anything to go to Reno".
Wow never been this early let’s go!
@@joeaarsen0 nope definitely not new just usually at work at this time so never this early
She once posted at 6am...I had just got off work and it was up
What you missed: that cobra had been missing since **November** and the kid didn’t report it.
That's animal abuse. 😲
@Jane Bozarth WAIT, WHAT?? 😳
That's called an UPDATE:
Debra Helmlinger haha yes
LOL, the Ron doll, can't wait to see him hanging around on your tree, missed this BIG TIME!!!!🍻🍻🍻
Looks more like Frankenstein than Ron! That thing would scare poor little Mustard.
I thought the same thing🤣
24 Days till LV, NV. See you at the bar in a RED PORK PIE hat. Have a great show.
"Burnout Heartattack" is a great band name.
You’re damn right you’re wicked smart! Quick wit=Libra=Funny for any reason. Love to love ya!
Hello From San Francisco ! 🌊🔥🔥🌊
Agreed on the animals platform. You've got my vote. See you in Reno!
That's what my ex used to say whenever I got started as he said
Zaxby's chicken sammich is the best one. Yummers.
Good luck or break a leg on your first show! Please come to Cleveland! 🙏🙏Sherryconga
when all my friends are scared of getting too old to have babies, I'm over here scared of a snake biting my snatch on the toilet
Ok Kathleen for ANOTHER junk food cereal for ya from the great minds at the Cinnamon Toast Crunch factory. CHOCOLATE CHURROS Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal. Honestly, this pandemic has brought creativity to the forefront of junk food! Thank goodness for elastic waistbands!
I recommend listening to Leah Remini's podcast Scientology: Fair Game if you're interested in that stuff.
Does anybody else think there should be more people talking about this. Tax exempt?
@@annalisabeck9192 WOW, yes. So many scammers claiming religion. I would love to see someone running for office that would like to stop all that.
Thank you Mama Termite for much needed laughs. Still trying to find out where to mail you gifts/items?!
P.O. box 663, Hermitage Tn, 37076, was announced at end of pubcast #44
@@debrahelmlinger6256 Thank you so much!
Vinegar based *bbq* is the best. Fireworks are legal in SC. Just saying. Love the pubcast & Paddles' contributions.
Kathleen! The Mr. and I have our tickets. They came in the mail two days ago. We'll see you in October at the State in Minneapolis! Wondering if we can bring you some Spotted Cow ,since we are coming in from Western WI? Please, let me know how I can do so without you getting mobbed by termites after the show, but only if you're interested. No pressure:)
All Star game !!!!
Thanks for another awesome Tuesday!! Day 2 of my work week, ugh! True story when I was a kid my brothers snake “escaped” from its tank & my grandmother would not step foot in our house till we caught it! Well we lied to grandma 👵🏻 & we never found it!! And it was no crazy type of snake 🐍, just a plain regular garden snake! A COBRA Christ I’d sell my house!! 😎
Grown up...parents basement...poisonous snakes...I say nay nay. Perfect Strangers? "If you roll the dough too quick..Bibby Bobkas make you sick!"
Time for a bigger desk!
Texas loves the Irish!
please please please wear the dorito earrings in reno! I would die if I could take a picture with you in them with my matching shirt!
Chilling out listening to mama termite!!!! Not this week eeeek i hate snakes 🐍 terrified both feet in bed no toes out 2nite lol 😂 x
P.s oh i missed this last week
Hope everyone had a great 4th!!
Only this podcast could save me after a sh*t show day herding Gen Z's.
Please be careful out there. Fluffy now has covid.
I first heard of nambla from South Park. There's an episode where the Marlon Brando Look Alike Association faces off the the other nambla.
Ha! I'm a Kirstie Ally fan of her acting but yeah shes obviously a little cray cray. You slammed her so good. Pip pip jolly good job (no im not british😁 just ridiculous like you with the fun random accents) 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Love You Kathleen!!!! Can Paddles repost the PO Box addy and when will the tee shirts be back in the website shop?
P.o. box 663, Hermitage, Tn, 37076, announced at the end of episode #44
Thank You Debra!!!!
I admit it - I’m old and clueless - what the hell are show notes and now can I watch them?
With a throw like that, Mama Termite, maybe you should pitch for the Cards? ⚾️
Everything is illegal in Calif . Lots of people are leaving the state
I thought the reason for flying cars is to avoid roadways. Wouldn't you just take off from home and land at Target? Get it? Bullseye
St. Louis in the house 😎😎😎
HEAVY sigh...phew! KM deserves a break no question, but no Pubcast makes me nervous.
Our Burger Kings closed in San Diego
Cyclones- tsunamis are totally different- caused by earthquakes, the water goes way out, farther then a low tide, then rushes in farther and faster.
I saw a video a few years ago, snake in a toilet, woman upset, boyfriend comes to the rescue to remove the snake from the toilet. I don't remember what he used, but he lifted the snake out of the toilet slowly and carefully, opened the sliding glass door to the bathtub, set the snake down in the tub and closed the sliding door. And I thought, well now they have a snake in their bathtub and HOW DOES THIS SOLVE THE PROBLEM??! And I will never know because that was the end of the video.
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Hate Key Lime Pie. Limes belong in a strong cocktail please.
Can’t wait to see you in AC next month. Woohoo. 😎
Law and Crime Daily is a great UA-cam channel for live trial coverage. CourtTV also has a YT channel but they don't always "gavel to gavel".
Best local STL band: Jake's Leg.
Truth sister.
Nambla was high lighted on South Park
Reno is two hours too far away to get your show, so I thought maybe there’s another one and I can go tomorrow. Nope… next you’re in Alabama…? 😂😂
Baby Shoe, I hardly knew ye. No James Bond?!
Luv Madigan's St. Louis Cardinals shirt!/ (today I'm the 18th thumbs up)/ "not my fault" lol/the Ron White doll...oh man...laughed my ass off.
Flying taxis.......now we will have to worry about cars merging from above.....
Kathleen you need to sell ranch for 20 bucks a pop. I'd buy it.
I'm no religious zealot and I'm not so sure Kristy Alley isn't correct in that statement.
the cobra guy was saved by antivenom from Riverbanks Zoo here in Columbia SC, they flew 10 vials to Raleigh to save his punk ass, think of the cost, no he doesn't need to keep animals like that
Jerry Springer (As A Judge just popped up on my UA-cam advertising his show now on UA-cam took me a second to skip ad , penetrating whatever I was contemplating..
can someone explain where the termites nickname came from?
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