Madigan's Pubcast Episode 53: Thai Monkey Gangs, Museum of The Bible, & The Other Burning Man
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2021
- Kathleen opens the show wearing her new Ranch dressing earrings from Termite Wendy, and drinking an Irish I Was On A Beach lager from St. Patrick’s Brewing in Colorado out of her favorite White Castle pint glass. She’s toasting to celebrate the announcement of her new forthcoming comedy Special which is scheduled to tape in Denver in February 2022 at The Paramount Theatre.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Chuy’s Spicy Creamy Jalapeno Ranch, which she loves and recommends pouring on everything possible. She moves on to taste Lay’s Chile Mango potato chips, which are horrifyingly bad (but she anticipated that,) and finishes off with her Bud Light Icicle Seltzer, which she finds to be absolutely refreshing and she highly recommends to all Termites.
UPDATE ON KATHLEEN’S QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen provides an update on the Queens, announcing that queen Stevie Nicks has cancelled her Fall 2021 Tour dates due to COVID-19 protocol. Tanya Tucker has cancelled her August Tour dates as she continues her recovery from hip surgery, and Mama Termite wishes her well.
DRUNKEN ELEPHANTS RETURN HOME: Kathleen reads an update announcing that after an 18-month-long journey, the herd of wandering elephants in China appear to be heading home. Reduced to 14 from 16 that began the trek, have made an 807-mile journey and are now moving toward a protected habitat in southwest China with help from local authorities to guide their path to keep the elephants away from populated areas.
THE DROPOUT HOLMES: Kathleen laughs as Paddles screams over another Elizabeth Holmes update. ABC News Podcast “The Dropout” is returning to follow the trial of disgraced Elizabeth Holmes. The series originally gained popularity as it outlined the massive fraud of her startup company Theranos.
PLAGUED TAHOE CHIPMUNKS: Kathleen reads an advisory from Lake Tahoe stating that many chipmunks in Lake Tahoe have tested positive for bubonic Plague. At the beginning of August 2021, the US Forest Service announced it was closing several popular sites after the disease appeared to multiply in the chipmunk population. According to the agency, plague can be spread by “squirrels, chipmunks and other wild rodents”, specifically by fleas that come in contact with infected animals and go on to bite humans.
THAI MONKEY GANGS: Kathleen reads an article from Thailand advising that the notorious street monkey gangs in Lopburi have found themselves yet again lacking food from the tourists who feed the animals in front of a Buddhist temple. Facing yet another food shortage, hundreds of monkeys have started battling in the streets as rival gangs.
WU-TANG CLAN PHARMA BRO: As the Termites are aware, Kathleen is a massive fan of the Wu-Tang Clan, and as a follow up to EP29 she reads an article announcing that the US government has sold imprisoned drug company executive Martin Shkreli's one-of-a-kind album by Wu-Tang Clan to pay off the $7.36 million he was ordered to forfeit after being convicted of fraud.
HUSHPUPPI FRAUD: Kathleen laughs reading an article outlining the arrest of Nigerian Instagram celebrity, Ramon Abbas, known as "Hushpuppi” to followers. Ramos has admitted his involvement in a conspiracy to defraud a Qatari businessman of more than $1m, as well as money laundering and cyber schemes, and has plead guilty to all charges. Kathleen is glad that justice has been served, but admits to also loving the moniker “Hushpuppi” (with an “i.”)
THE OTHER BURNING MAN: In continuing with the strangeness of pandemic times, Kathleen reads an article announcing that the 2021 Burning Man Festival has been cancelled again. However, as they did for the 2020 event, organizers are announcing a "Virtual Burning Man," which will begin on August 21 and there will be no charge to participate online.
A LADY MAFIOSA DISCOVERED: Kathleen is thrilled to discover that a top Mafia boss in Italy is actually a woman, and can’t believe the details of her recent arrest in Rome. With all the money and power in the world, Maria Licciardi, otherwise known as 'The Godmother', was detained at Rome's Ciampino Airport as she checked in her luggage to board a commercial flight. Investigators claim Licciardi, from Naples, ran extortion rackets as head of the Licciardi Camorra crime syndicate clan.
A RECORD SAPPHIRE CLUSTER: Kathleen reads an article about workmen who discovered a $100M sapphire cluster while digging a well. The 2.5 million-carat cluster has been named the “Serendipity Sapphire." Born in September, the sapphire is Kathleen’s birthstone, and she tells the story of how she found out she was actually born on a Thursday (instead of a Tuesday, as her Dad had always told her) at a gas station in Hawaii.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Wu-Tang: An American Saga” on Hulu, and “The Spanish Princess” on Starz. - Комедії
These pubcasts get so darn funny .love paddles she is too funny..lol!!
HURRAY! The pub is OPEN! FIRE!!!!....and bonus its my 54th bday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!🎂🎈
Happy Birthday, fellow termite! Have a safe and glorious day.
Happy Birthday 🎉🎈🎂🎈🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎉🎈🎂
Happiest of birthdays! Lets all celebrate w Mama Termite leading the way.
Thank you so much for keeping your fabulous pubcast going while you’re doing your tours. We love you! 💖💖
Yep - I don’t know what I’d do without the Pubcast 🤩 and the Updates !! Never stop…
Thank you for visiting the Troops when you did. We left at 2359 hrs, 30 Aug 2021, or precisely on Aug 31. You are precious!
Thank you once again Mama Termite for continuing to do the Lord's work and give us something to look forward to each week. We all need laughter especially these days.🐜💚
I love that you have a baby shoe charm! I think Paddles wants to be in the mafia 🤣
Mama Termite! There's a Banksy Exhibit in Chicago that just opened over the weekend. Hopefully it's still here when you come this way!
Thank you so much for continuing the pubcast with your busy schedule!
Ditto.
Yes, thank you mama termite!
Happy birthday… 🎂 a little late ⏰
When we fly, we bring chocolates for the flight attendants, plus a thank you note. One of them told me that she had worked for 32 years as an FA and that was the first time anyone had done that. I'm glad we met her. She finally got a bit of appreciation.
Oh my goodness, that's so incredibly thoughtful. Folks like you just warm my heart! You're an awesome human, sir. ❤ (And a very worthy Termite, of course!)
I moderate 3 zoom calls a week for work and then I send out emails about what we all decided. I have started, purely for my own entertainment, putting UPDATE! In the subject line and laugh every time. I am just waiting for a fellow termite to realize what I am doing.
“Yes Paddles yes, you don’t get to tell people a story and not tell them the God damn end!” 🙌😂. I love this Pubcast so damn much!!!
Hello From San Francisco ! 🌊🔥🔥🌊
I read a quote somewhere that states the following: “ We’re not all in the same boat however, we are all in the same storm! Some boats are better and bigger than others…while some have no boat at all!”
kathleen, the part about shortening the bible was so funny . i hope that you might put that as a bit in your new show. can't wait to see you in orlando in november. lets hope we have a november ..love ya kiddo....
So glad you got the travel pillow and the socks Momma Termite!!! Thanks for the shout out!!!! Your Pubcast makes my week!!!❤️🍻🍻
☑️ Monkey gang🐒 jerseys, hilarious 😆.
Thank you for doing the work of the Lord. Have a good week
I'm so glad you're doing the Lord's Work...that makes one of you.
Kathleen, you might enjoy watching the 3 part PBS documentary called "Servants: The True Story of Life Below the Stairs"... it's about what life was like for those that were servants 100 yrs ago in Britain (cooks, laundresses, nannies, etc) It was very interesting!
What am I drinking?! I am drinking Mile Wide's Southern Lights Galaxy IPA. Brewed in Louisville, KY!!
Hi from Austin, TX. Thank You for the Pubcast. The news is so crazy lately and listening to you for an hour is a pleasant escape. 😉
Mama Termite!! My friends and I are ridiculously excited that you are coming to Denver!!!
BOOM!
Despite having a goat in their logo, the Yard Goats refers to the train engines that move train cars around train yards.
NOTHING is better than Baby Shoe Madigan!
Having been stationed at Little Rock AFB in the 70s, I do all the Southern accents too! But I thought you were from here?!
"Beer holds" Love you Mama T!
I live for this day every week! Can't wait for mama Termite to come to Monterey Ca.!!!!!
Me too!
Me too!!
"We're not gonna take that bag of chips away Louis thats how we don't catch rabies" LMAO!
“Everybody in a castle goes crazy”…. I’m still laughing.
“Update” no that’s not right, “UUUPPDATTTEEE” much better. Thank you Paddles!
Yay, I live for this weekly ! Come to Houston girl so we can come see ya ! ❤️
Lol the plague chipmunks. My kids and I went to Donner Lake. Yes the one from the infamous Donner Party. We were eating a picnic lunch and my daughter fed a chipmunk. We were then inundated by like 25 chipmunks swarming the picnic table. We chased some off and tried to finish eating but there were too many of them. Just then we saw a sign posted that said Don’t Feed the Chipmunks they can have plague!
Mama Termite doing the Lord's work for you!
Paris Hilton has a cooking show.
Woo hoo 3rd to catch MT & Paddles! Congratulations on a successful tour. Still waiting in Upstate NY❣❣❣❣
Me too. Poughkeepsie or maybe somewhere in the Catskills?
@@beachmom2001 Yes. Or even Troy where I saw her last. Thanks fellow upstate Termite 😁
@@leewhite-graham753Troy is good! My daughter goes to UAlbany right across the river. You got it fellow upstate termite.
@@beachmom2001 Cool! I live around here and have a daughter in SUNY Potsdam. Lol
I was so happy when Kathleen came here. Upstate NY gets overlooked so much because we are attached to NYC. Love visiting the City, but we have a lot to offer here, as I'm sure you know. 😁
@@leewhite-graham753 NYC can make the rest of the state get overlooked. Yes, lots to do in the Capital region!! Good luck to your daughter at Potsdam.
I had a fluffy pillow and thick blanket on AerLingus Business class from Dublin to Boston today. Had lunch and a three hour nap. Finally sat down and immediately needed to be at the Pubcast!
Termites! Mama T!! Yay!!😎
The shark fin hat is back among the ladies, yay 👏
Kathleen Madigan Serving burgers without heated buns is like selling a house without a roof !
Stevie made the announcement that she was canceling all her shows till next year, due to Covid. Can’t wait to see you at Foxwoods!😊
I am going to be there too!
Can't wait to see you at Foxwoods!!!!!
Wait. They found a valuable gem while digging a well in the backyard of a gem trader? Did he tell them exactly where to dig?
Kathleen is exactly right about Burning Man! I went in 2013 and thought it was just full of poseurs, copycats and wannabes. I think it was probably A LOT cooler 20+ years ago. I did dance with Richard Branson (wearing a jumpsuit covered in UFOs) at around 4am to Paul Oakenfold's (British DJ/Producer) set which was the highlight of that whole abysmal experience.
Yep, Kathy with a K gals are way smarter than Cathy with a C gals I’ve heard on the golf course!
I checked out those Banksy english seaside towns. Very cool
UPDATE!!!! 1 - another funny minor league BB team name: Florence Ya'lls (Florence, KY) 2 - Picture this:: "Live on the Museum of the Bible stage: Kathleen Madigan performs "Bothering Jesus!"" Thank you for doing the Lord's work!
Tried your dads chips and Coca Cola and it worked !!!!
Been using that remedy for years cause it does work and we were kids we used to get coke syrup from the pharmacy and pour it over ice
I guess his father is looking up to him from below
Mama Termite- just flew Delta from Amsterdam to the USA and my seat had a blanket and pillow waiting. Yea!
Wrestling at the Chase! Yes! Channel 30! First time I saw Rick Flair!
Let's hang out Paddles... I'll bring the ketchup doritos, you bring the bud light seltzer and we won't discuss Elizabeth Holmes!!🤣🇨🇦
Speaking of baseball team names. The Savanah Bananas recently played the Macon Bacon. 🙃 Bananas won.
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Could you sell all your albums and specials on Audible? I bought the one and listen to it over and over.
Birmingham's Rocket City Trash Pandas
Great show as always! Thank you! Just finished watching documentary on Netflix called Sophie, Murder in West Cork. I think you would like it, especially since it happened in Ireland. Look forward to your show every week, it has helped get through some tough times during the pandemic
Your at the top of your game. So fun and funny. Thanks 😊
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We are SO bummed we weren't able to travel to see you in Vegas and possibly see the man in the pillow at the Mirage! I will say, the Mirage was great and refunded our tickets, which surprised me! We will go back there as soon as we are able to travel again! We are looking forward to seeing you in Nashville instead!
Loved seeing your show at the Borgata! Was hoping to see you in the casino or bar but alas…
I nominate Susan Lucci to play the Godmother.
Sadly I have been waiting tables for far too long. I'm usually nice especially when I get beautiful people from Long Island that leave me a $50 tip for breakfast! But I would love for you do to a bit on you as the cranky 50-something server. Haha 😄 🤣 😂 I still remember your bit about salad dressings. Do you have honey mustard (or some other dressing you didn't say) Did I say honey mustard? No sir I am only telling select tables about the honey mustard dressing and you aren't in that group. Honey do you work here? No me and these other people thought it would fun to go out to eat in these costumes. 🤣🤣🤣
The mid atlantic states need you! VA, NC, SC
The Chase. My first apartment was 2 blocks from the Chase
Chase Park Plaza. 😀I am old
Lewis is yelling at golf course squirrels...'shoo, go away'....Dude you're armed with a golf club!
So there's meth squirrels on the east coast... Now black plague squirrels in Colorado.. I'm just gonna buy 17,000 giant mouse traps💁
Check out the podcast Gangster Capitalism this season was all about Jerry Falwell and Liberty University, they are all trash.
Paddles if you're reading this, I just wanted to say I love you.
I like that they tacked on 3 hr community service to the lady’s sentence. By the time she gets coffee...DONE! Community service is great, beats prison waste of space, but go at least 40 hours. That’s what broke people like me can do in place of paying fine for speeding. 🤷♀️ Wasn’t even guilty. Note to the poor - there is alternative to fee if you ask & asking nice it doesn’t go on insurance 😀 PSA
Not “checking my thing” on something that will be funnier when summarized by you.
I saw hillbillies throwing Cheetos to alligators for snacks. Hope the gators didn’t go rogue.
Telling St Peter “too vague”. Love it. Going to use that myself, but doubt if I’m doubting Bible that I will run into St. Pete. Wonder if the test would be multiple choice or Jeopardy style where you have to know the answer. So many questions now. Thanks 🙄
Money laundering is a big thing. Even hit Grace & Frankie! (and many other Netflix shows)
Whew...was afraid you would keep me waiting an extra week for the mafia lady. Been excited for that since your Pubcast preview. A Tweet would have had to be sent.
What makes a cocaine user “average”? Was the above average user immune to the too pure cocaine?
Once again I’m left with much to ponder. Don’t think Google will have answered
Dolly is writing a book with James Patterson. She is also writing a new album to go with the book.
Neva duh
I’m with you on the crazy dirty festivals. I get anxiety at IKEA because I’m afraid if there is a fire I will never find my way out of the store. It all looks the same to me and feels like a maze. Why the heck would I go somewhere that causes me anxiety, like a big concert venue outside? Not anymore, I am too old!
Kathleen: "I like to see consequences."
Paddles: "I'll remember that."
LOL
Hoorah!
Out tonight: Britney Spears Is Under Investigation For Battery After A Dispute With A Staff Member.
Someone is trying to create some bad press for spears. I wonder who that could be? Hmmmm
Oh no. Paddles hates Holmes!
Aarrrghhhh she groaned to save the rest of us from scaring our pets. But I love to hate Holmes.
Do you know what company is famous for taking things away when they get the chance Disney. They are the masters at it. Higher prices less perks.
Wu Tang, yesssss!
Pope Paco. Not Frank, he grew-up
in Argentina. “Paco” is Frank the nickname for “Francisco” in Spanish.
Western N.C. Transylvania County has white squirrels!
Saw one in palm bay Florida a couple of months ago
Yes! I went to Brevard College there on a soccer scholarship and saw many of them. Beautiful! 🐿
Britney said she’s not been allowed to have her own iPad! Her kids have had iPads but not her. “They” have not let her freely access the internet! Crazy! I want to come see Do You Have Any Ranch but I haven’t checked to see if you’re coming to Detroit; I’m sadly on the fence about being in public.
MIC!!!
I worried my Termite Tithe may not have arrived…It’s something pink. Sent 7 August 7
Kat I agree the Godmother should of driven to Spain! Question, she made so much money why didn’t she have her own private jet? Yet she chose to fly commercial. Almost was asking to get caught. Wah wah
FIYAH
You and my mother have the same birthday. And y’all are exactly the same. Coincidence? Her year is way before yours though.
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Think Stevie cancelled all her shows, not too many booked but she said she will wait.
I am with paddles! No more Elizabeth Holmes it until the trial. Then you can double down on the Elizabeth Holmes craziness. Because you know some shits coming out in that thing.
Show
Can you take itty itty tequila bottles?
I don't know if he did it, loved the show, but regardless his trial was ridiculous.
Tanya had to cancel more shows due to her fractured hip😯
Love yeah but fix the mic or camera angle
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Nice people love your work so they send you free stuff IMAGINE if that was your only pay for all you energies study and efforts. Sounds great until you relize they think snail soup is a glorious dinner and you're so ungrateful earing it every meal....😅🥴loose alott of friends trying to humbly explain....stay well dont quit your show jobs just in case
Please fix your mic!!!! Or the camera angle!!!!
Fix
Elizabeth Holmes! Bwahahaha. Waste of time.
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