Everybody Is A Racist - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • @anmolt3840051
    @anmolt3840051 7 років тому +11748

    "Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway" - says the *most* attractive woman on the show. I can't believe I just noticed that

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 7 років тому +91

      Anmol Biswas yeap

    • @ThePerfectCell
      @ThePerfectCell 7 років тому +482

      Anmol Biswas Agreed. 18 is fucking HOT!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 7 років тому +613

      18 is hot but damn give me launch any day either version!

    • @renarddubois940
      @renarddubois940 7 років тому +1316

      everyone knows the most attractive woman on the show is Dodoria!

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 7 років тому +229

      Renard Dubois​ and you sir get all the points today

  • @Staerkeste
    @Staerkeste 4 роки тому +4299

    4:40 you know he’s technically correct in calling Piccolo “boy”, Piccolo is only 4 years older than Gohan

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 3 роки тому +317

      Though he is also from a race with no(or 1 depending on how you look at it) gender.
      Which also reproduce asexually. Short of. Fusion.
      Like i'd Piccolo vomited out an egg it would be the progeny of Piccolo and Nail, I think.
      Aliens...

    • @RJ-md1yp
      @RJ-md1yp 2 роки тому +20

      Cant call a colored person "boy" because it was used back in the day to degrade them

    • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
      @doraeguyakaneddie6586 2 роки тому +106

      @@RJ-md1yp Namekian life's matter

    • @RJ-md1yp
      @RJ-md1yp 2 роки тому +155

      @@doraeguyakaneddie6586 piccolo cant even get a job and the earths ruler is a damn dog 😂

    • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
      @doraeguyakaneddie6586 2 роки тому +21

      @@RJ-md1yp A drug addict dog man controls the earth's military.
      Animal people were confirmed to be normal people on drugs in Kakarot

  • @malaysian1515
    @malaysian1515 2 роки тому +1439

    If there really is someone strong enough to mug Goku on Iguana Street, that person probably deserves Goku's non-existent money.

    • @antoinesilva1527
      @antoinesilva1527 2 роки тому +62

      Who’s gonna rob a farmer with (probably) no money? It sounds stupid, which is basically TFS Goku.

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian 2 роки тому +60

      I mean, Chi-Chi basically held Goku hostage during the Cell Saga for baby-making reasons, and Goku has a massive power advantage, especially with Super Saiyan

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Good One.

    • @RandomGuy-eg8zs
      @RandomGuy-eg8zs Рік тому +3

      ​@LloydTheZephyrian Lmao, Goku just going super saiyan to escape Chichi

  • @lewisirwin5363
    @lewisirwin5363 2 роки тому +2004

    "No, I don't think it's racist to call the King a son of a bitch!"

    • @CheapBastard1988
      @CheapBastard1988 2 роки тому +57

      It isn't because he is.

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 2 роки тому +19

      @@CheapBastard1988 well yeah but I feel like that’s similar to calling a black guy the son of an ape. We’re all technically apes, but one is obviously more problematic put into context.

    • @miguelaguilar5115
      @miguelaguilar5115 2 роки тому +7

      This is one of my favorite quotes from the series

    • @Marblesoda821
      @Marblesoda821 2 роки тому

      @@ricardoronco9632 Not exactly, it'd be much more problematic if someone was just more blunt and said "monkey" when referring to someone with darker skin, calling someone the son of an ape is basically like calling someone a son of a bitch, which instead of implying that their parent is a female dog, it's implying their parents were just some wild ape.

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 2 роки тому +18

      @@ricardoronco9632 The joke was that his mother was actually a female dog. In your example... well... I don't think the point you're making means what you think it means.

  • @timelordacaelus5959
    @timelordacaelus5959 2 роки тому +5127

    You forgot one.
    Krillin: "Wow. Saiyans, am I right?"
    Trunks: "...Yeah..."
    Silence
    Krillin: "Aw shit, was that racist?"

    • @Mr.Yeast2
      @Mr.Yeast2 2 роки тому +96

      pretty sure this came out before that episode

    • @royaltoon6590
      @royaltoon6590 2 роки тому +191

      Also forgot
      Man on tv: “I don’t think it’s racist to call the king a son of a bitch.”

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 2 роки тому +147

      In fairness... out of like... 4 pure Saiyans that Krillin met... 1 was somewhat nice... partially because of literal brain damage

    • @killakalikid
      @killakalikid Рік тому +38

      @@firepuppies4086 And the brain damage

    • @TheDWithin
      @TheDWithin Рік тому +33

      @@killakalikid And the brain damage

  • @corbin_4738
    @corbin_4738 7 років тому +2304

    Frieza and 17 were both hilarious.

    • @dontcallmerudy9044
      @dontcallmerudy9044 7 років тому +32

      yup they were i also liked the part with android 13,14,15

    • @marb7875
      @marb7875 7 років тому +1

      R 3000 0

    • @dontcallmerudy9044
      @dontcallmerudy9044 7 років тому +4

      +Marbie Playz 0- zero?

    • @corbinwilson3207
      @corbinwilson3207 7 років тому +1

      +Corbin Wright hey you have the same first name that I have do

    • @corbin_4738
      @corbin_4738 7 років тому +1

      Corbin Wilson haha! Don't see it very often.

  • @christopherustupski2316
    @christopherustupski2316 2 роки тому +775

    “No amount of affirmative action is going to get me a job!” That’s golden!

    • @wave1090
      @wave1090 2 роки тому +22

      Not like he's friends with the CEO of the worlds largest and most powerful corporation. The fact that none of the z-warriors ever got jobs or a stipend from Capsule Corp makes absolutely no sense.

    • @aladinocave6599
      @aladinocave6599 2 роки тому +4

      Well he does get a job in dragon ball super hero’s

    • @CBiggs-vz9be
      @CBiggs-vz9be Рік тому +2

      @@wave1090 Didn’t Gohan get a job at Capsule Corp.?

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 Рік тому +8

      @@wave1090 Isn't Krilin a cop since the Battle of Gods? And Tien has his dojo full of students. as seen in Super later?

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 Рік тому +3

      @@wave1090 I think most of them sustain themselves by fighting in a tournament for prize money

  • @thatonegryffindorpotterhea7387
    @thatonegryffindorpotterhea7387 7 років тому +1800

    My Favorite TFS Lines:
    "Now I might not be the sharpest knife in the crayon box"-goku
    "You want a biscuit?" -Vegeta
    "That's what happens when you elect dog as king"-news reporter

    • @berrim26
      @berrim26 2 роки тому +8

      You don't elect a king!

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 2 роки тому +24

      @@berrim26 That's not actually true. Many Countries had a system by which the nobles vote to elect a king.

    • @berrim26
      @berrim26 2 роки тому +10

      Curious! I thought birthright monarchy was intrinsic to the concept of a king.

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 2 роки тому +15

      @@berrim26 Nope, many Countries adopted policies to allow transfer of power after a kings death by voting on who their successor would be. Usually they chose one of the kings children, but not always.

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 2 роки тому +8

      @@chrisjackson1215 Rome was the biggest example of this, and it continued during the Byzantine Empire.

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 7 років тому +857

    "Ok, racist,"
    I just love the way he says that.

    • @thanoserasor6691
      @thanoserasor6691 5 років тому +4

      Gabumon =3

    • @anonymousman4419
      @anonymousman4419 4 роки тому +44

      If you must know it's because he has a drinking problem

    • @scarletemperorrocky8900
      @scarletemperorrocky8900 3 роки тому +37

      @@anonymousman4419 Hey it's only a problem when I run out!

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi 3 роки тому +50

      I also love the subversion of how the stereotype southerner is the one calling out the racism

    • @draconicreconcile
      @draconicreconcile 2 роки тому +10

      @@saintmark4461 Now I don't mean to make this about your color or your race, but you better high tail it out of here before you get hurt, *boy.*

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 7 років тому +483

    "It's only a problem when I run out!"

    • @maxxam012
      @maxxam012 7 років тому +40

      Thomas Weeden We don't like to talk about it.

    • @Phoenix-pm2qr
      @Phoenix-pm2qr Рік тому +4

      Does that even do anything for you? Not anymore.

  • @Gfrog1000
    @Gfrog1000 7 років тому +5227

    "You ever thought about getting a job?"
    "I'm a green slug man. No amount of affirmative action is gonna get me a job."
    Love this line.

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan 5 років тому +45

      C. Jump I’d hire Piccolo.

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 3 роки тому +111

      Maybe no affirmative action would get you a job but you literally could make so much freaking money for a corporation if you're hourly paid because you can literally do any multi-person job at once based on your sheer strength and speed and you could pull a legend of Korra and use your energy to power the city

    • @edenramos1825
      @edenramos1825 3 роки тому +8

      I don't know why he would think that because he's an Alien

    • @TanteiGH
      @TanteiGH 2 роки тому +17

      Underrated line

    • @junker1192
      @junker1192 2 роки тому +77

      he says that in a world where animal people are the norm, including slug people.

  • @kerrynaruto
    @kerrynaruto 7 років тому +4374

    13: OK racist. if you must know. it's because he has a drinking problem
    15: Hey, it's only a problem when I run out.
    *died laughing*
    13: We don't like to talk about it

    • @OtaniNoAsagi
      @OtaniNoAsagi 7 років тому +101

      i want to know what happens when he runs out now xD

    • @kerrynaruto
      @kerrynaruto 7 років тому +13

      Cos Caze'si same here

    • @kerrynaruto
      @kerrynaruto 7 років тому +9

      ***** oh, thanks

    • @zachandrew2238
      @zachandrew2238 7 років тому +12

      kerrynaruto same, my favorite part of this video

    • @kara1704
      @kara1704 6 років тому +1

      fggu ggggfgonna ffyyfffffffffyffff

  • @Cyke101
    @Cyke101 7 років тому +7279

    I love that Goku has more than enough power to blow up a planet but he's unreasonably scared of getting mugged on Iguana Street. That's the absurdity of racism, folks.

    • @memeking8470
      @memeking8470 7 років тому +272

      Cyke101 power to blow up a planet.....this man can destroy a pock dimension by powering up 😂😂😂😂

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 7 років тому +269

      Cyke101
      Keep in mind Goku's just that unsmart.

    • @Cyke101
      @Cyke101 7 років тому +275

      Goes to show that racism is unsmart, too.

    • @xionmemoria5939
      @xionmemoria5939 7 років тому +94

      Book smarts and common sense are both important to intelligence. He has plenty of book knowledge, but in common sense he is actually worse than even Goku.

    • @ssjb4raditz130
      @ssjb4raditz130 7 років тому

      Stephanaccio well you see you have yo be all 3 to be smart if ur only 2 or 1 your dumb af 😂

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 7 років тому +4204

    I like how you treated ginger as a race

    • @turnttaco7661
      @turnttaco7661 7 років тому +185

      Aidan D. And females

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 7 років тому +328

      And people who live around Iguana Street.

    • @gavinakrolin7997
      @gavinakrolin7997 7 років тому +10

      Fake Name How were females treated as a race?

    • @marcobott7243
      @marcobott7243 7 років тому +77

      and dwarves

    • @MegaDrunkViking
      @MegaDrunkViking 7 років тому +57

      Gavin Akrolin the joke was about the asians. The female bit was just context.

  • @kevinmora5662
    @kevinmora5662 4 роки тому +240

    2:03 Technically, Frieza isn't wrong.

  • @findout2655
    @findout2655 7 років тому +675

    "I'm gonna get mugged, but jokes on them I don't have any money"
    WTF GOKU?

    • @derektoews5586
      @derektoews5586 4 роки тому +125

      Actually, I think he was going to say 'I don't have any mugs'. It would definitely make a lot more sense in Goku's tfs character to say that.

  • @therider2050
    @therider2050 2 роки тому +425

    "Now I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch."
    I never realized how much sense that line made until now.

  • @shanobian
    @shanobian 2 роки тому +6708

    "you can't be racist against a race that doesn't exist" - frieza underated badass quote

    • @Knuckles6000
      @Knuckles6000 2 роки тому +228

      I mean, he has a point, in a fucked up way

    • @terpigmensp4828
      @terpigmensp4828 2 роки тому +267

      Hitler: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian 2 роки тому +68

      @@Knuckles6000 Yeah, because there'd be no one left who could be offended by it.

    • @ericguzman4043
      @ericguzman4043 2 роки тому +9

      5 head

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise 2 роки тому

      like the glorfors, dirty money grubbing glorfors tried to glorf me out of my money! blew up those little bastards is what i did.

  • @devinwilliams1340
    @devinwilliams1340 7 років тому +147

    "Brightest knife in the crayon box"😭😭😭

  • @KykyDJenkins
    @KykyDJenkins 7 років тому +884

    "boi..."
    *INSTANT TRIGGER*
    I don't know why, it just gets to me

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 7 років тому +76

      Welp, it makes sense. a word used to belittle, to make you feel smaller, less intelligent, less capable, a child basically. Somethin the whites used on the blacks back in the day..

    • @TreyDobe
      @TreyDobe 7 років тому +7

      Shit pisses me off too, you aren't alone

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 7 років тому +44

      Even actual children don't like to be referred to as children because they are smart enough to know children are inferior in many ways.

    • @KykyDJenkins
      @KykyDJenkins 7 років тому

      Gakuto your face makes me want to go back and watch Prison School all over again.

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 7 років тому +2

      Kyky DJenkins
      I really enjoyed it. I hope season 2 airs soon.

  • @strawberrysandwich7023
    @strawberrysandwich7023 7 років тому +2500

    Goku:finally someone as strong as me
    vegeta:screw you
    me:lol

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 7 років тому +8

      Where was that clip from, I've never seen it before.

    • @OricorioSensu
      @OricorioSensu 7 років тому

      I also wish to know

    • @StunsyGND
      @StunsyGND 7 років тому +45

      Hazuki it's the Goku vs Superman Death Battle. Screwattack is pretty good friends with TFS and use the voice actors

    • @elbicholucho8179
      @elbicholucho8179 7 років тому

      I read this when it happens

    • @joshuamabey5611
      @joshuamabey5611 7 років тому +11

      StunsyGND yes they are good friends even thou that particular scrwattack is so wrong Seth the programmer proved it

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 2 роки тому +69

    2:35 - When you're so racist that you even use the wrong slur. Peak comedy right there. I love it~

  • @Max-ej4oh
    @Max-ej4oh 7 років тому +838

    The fact that tfs mastered the fine art of subtlety racism, and found a fine level in between, what they can put and what should not be in the abridge.
    Makes me loving them more.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 2 роки тому +60

      Well it helps that the majority of their jokes are about fictional alien species. You can toss metaphor around but it's still non specific enough to not actually bash any real group.

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 2 роки тому +56

      @@Jotari "Well I can't quite be a racist against a race that _Doesn't exist._ " - Freeza

    • @reddawn1873
      @reddawn1873 2 роки тому +6

      it actually builts up the uh universe?
      worlds

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 2 роки тому +3

      @@reddawn1873 yeaaaa world building!

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger 2 роки тому +27

      It takes a LOT of skill to walk that line. For some reason it's easier to do when you couch it in terms of fictional civilizations.

  • @PokéJolt50
    @PokéJolt50 7 років тому +63

    Piccolo: Oh, I'm not the same Namekian you faced before.
    17: Oh. Oh shit, are you talking metaphorically? Because if not, I'm gonna start feeling like a racist because you look EXACTLY the same.

  • @killerbon3104
    @killerbon3104 Рік тому +23

    0:19 gotta love vegeta's distant "screw you"

  • @NoelleGothica
    @NoelleGothica 6 років тому +53

    4:18 "Arrticoulatioon"
    *hnnnghhh* Perfect!!

  • @funkmantim2661
    @funkmantim2661 2 роки тому +356

    So bit of a fun fact, technically speaking Android 13 was not being racist when he was using the word boy with Piccolo since by the time piccolo would just barely be a teen (by the android saga gohan was 10, piccolo is 4 years older than gohan).

    • @kicker19539
      @kicker19539 2 роки тому +58

      And somehow still a better father figure than goku and vegeta

    • @alexanderzack3720
      @alexanderzack3720 2 роки тому +24

      @@kicker19539 that bar was very, very low to begin with...... and vegeta is the better father than goku. he actually spends time with his son doing what the son counts as fun. granted that is training and fighting so vegeta lucked out there, but he also took trunks to the park. and he actively tried to keep trunks away from fighting boo, whereas goku threw gohan into every fight he could

    • @kicker19539
      @kicker19539 2 роки тому +5

      @@alexanderzack3720 I stand corrected. Fair point

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 2 роки тому +4

      @@alexanderzack3720 it’s not like goku really had a choice most of the time and the one time where he did have a choice he did it because he knew that gohan was the only one that could beat cell. You can’t blame goku for the other ones because he either wasn’t there when the fight started or he was badly injured. Piccolo was the one that threw gohan against the saiyans and gohan chose to go to namek

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 2 роки тому +8

      It's not really the accuracy of the word that makes what he said offensive, though, it's the way he said it. Historically that tone and calling someone "boy" was a way people would condescend based on race. In human terms Piccolo is definitely young, but I doubt he appreciated being called "boy" regardless

  • @TurntablistMith4Dj
    @TurntablistMith4Dj 6 років тому +143

    Freiza: Well maybe so but I can’t quite be a racist against a race that doesn’t exist.....
    I died laughing

  • @WhatheEFF
    @WhatheEFF 2 роки тому +24

    2:25 "kill it like the rest."

  • @emperorrasheed4177
    @emperorrasheed4177 Рік тому +37

    TFS should’ve went to the Buu Saga!! I can see Trunks being a racist due to his grandfather and a Imperialist due to Vegeta being royalty and having a superiority complex

    • @lucasfelipe8349
      @lucasfelipe8349 Рік тому

      There's another reason tfs didn't make another season aside from the loads of work that's in the making of a abridged series?

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 10 місяців тому +1

      @@lucasfelipe8349 They eventually got around to releasing shorts called the Buu sketches.

  • @goudacheese7491
    @goudacheese7491 2 роки тому +21

    "See this is why women shoudn't drive"
    "OH right this coming from the asian"
    "Well im half saiyan, what does that make me?"
    "FIVE"
    "AHH-"

  • @s.nifrum4580
    @s.nifrum4580 7 років тому +40

    You know what I'd say to super saiyan Goku?
    "Goddamn for someone who's not too bright YOU'RE TOO DAMN BRIGHT!"

  • @johngladman4291
    @johngladman4291 2 роки тому +63

    Words can’t really express how much joy this show has given me in the past decade. Absolute masterpiece 🤣.

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin Рік тому +13

    3:42 “half and half? Kinda like the baby”
    Dr Briefs is the best😂

  • @ZKtheMAN
    @ZKtheMAN 5 років тому +83

    *13:* Okay, _racist,_ if ya must know... it's 'cause he's got a drinking problem.
    *15:* Aah, it's only a problem when I run out!
    *13:* We don't like to talk about it.

    • @vincentmarcellino7183
      @vincentmarcellino7183 2 роки тому +7

      *Sips from flask*
      "Does that even do anything for you?"
      "Not anymore."

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 2 роки тому +67

    Jokes on the guy who thinks King Furry was actually elected, as according to legend the person to use the dragon balls before Oolong's wish for panties, wished to be king. Shenron probably had to erase the general public's memory to make them think they all elected a dog to be king.

    • @johnlequebecois
      @johnlequebecois 2 роки тому +17

      It wasn't that king. The one using the DB to be king was hundred year ago. So long ago that his story became legend. The actual dog-King was elected.

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 2 роки тому +4

      "Huh. I believe I DID vote for you, but I don't remember when."
      "You don't vote for kings."

  • @GlitchanBlack
    @GlitchanBlack 3 роки тому +26

    1:34 Me seeing Bulma in the new DBS movie with a "DIFFERENT DESIGN".

  • @AdamasutojrAJR
    @AdamasutojrAJR 7 років тому +43

    0:18 "Screw you"
    XD

    • @VileVeilt
      @VileVeilt 7 років тому +3

      Adamasutojr AJR when I heard that I literally died I didn't even know he said that

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 7 років тому +281

    4:22 The problem with filling the screen is that we can't see the subtitles that were at the bottom. :P
    I still find it hilarious that they used some sort of image-to-audio converter for his voice clips. Apparently you can put the voice clip into the converter to get the image back.

  • @johnnycee9325
    @johnnycee9325 4 роки тому +46

    17 really had a point though for real

  • @MInquisition
    @MInquisition 7 років тому +33

    Frieza's Namekian race jokes while they're flying with Nail to the grounds aren't here

  • @CidYoshi
    @CidYoshi 2 роки тому +18

    3:09 He was going to say Yoshis.

    • @jordanalexander615
      @jordanalexander615 2 роки тому +3

      True we have too many green dinosaurs in the world. Always eating our apples and stealing our red shoes. And abducting Italians to ride on their back. Damn you Yoshis.

  • @itsjoy5795
    @itsjoy5795 6 років тому +72

    1:42 had me fucking dying of laughter

  • @WaiGee_
    @WaiGee_ 7 років тому +54

    the auto generated subtitles are fucking flawless, really impressive

  • @sonnyh.8212
    @sonnyh.8212 7 років тому +29

    I'm actually thinking about making an Albino Namekian in Xenoverese 2. Yes, a white-skinned red eyed Namekian.

    • @anthonywhite4656
      @anthonywhite4656 4 роки тому +10

      Kill it like the rest 😂

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle 2 роки тому +1

      I hope you did, it was an inspired idea. Perhaps the technical class was mostly them which is why namek has become a subsistence farming planet instead of the empire it was. The climate altered blamed on development saw them wiped out

  • @troubledshrimp4005
    @troubledshrimp4005 3 роки тому +36

    I may not be the sharpest knife in the crayon box. (That shit kills me everytime)

  • @agenthonky-2381
    @agenthonky-2381 6 років тому +62

    Frieza god dammit! You made tfs what it is man! Best quotes in the series in my opinion!

  • @ryanjackson1143
    @ryanjackson1143 2 роки тому +17

    I guess Bulma's mom was too busy not seeing anything else, she wasn't seeing the racism either

  • @Cake-Goku
    @Cake-Goku 3 роки тому +28

    1:21 sheesh I dont remember 17's forehead being that massive. infinite energy or infinite head?

  • @Wiiware2568
    @Wiiware2568 7 років тому +89

    I think having a dog as King is pretty progressive

  • @theslyfoxgaming108
    @theslyfoxgaming108 2 роки тому +4

    I’m surprised that half the video isn’t just “freeza” saying the word “monkey”, surprisingly a lot of it was mr brief

  • @christhexenomorphking9251
    @christhexenomorphking9251 4 роки тому +280

    This is why women shouldn't drive!
    This coming from the Asian!
    Well I'm half sayian... what does that make me?
    FIVE!!!

    • @wintertheampharos4725
      @wintertheampharos4725 3 роки тому +1

      @@shadowspider9 11 actually or 12.

    • @hakr4751
      @hakr4751 3 роки тому +7

      @@wintertheampharos4725 nope he's 5 in the namek saga
      He didn't become 11 till his fight with cell

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 2 роки тому

      Damn 5 year old drivers

    • @donkeykong9236
      @donkeykong9236 Рік тому

      (Asians are bad drivers because if limited eyesight)

  • @flynnfinlay-yates2940
    @flynnfinlay-yates2940 7 років тому +93

    this way to fucking good haha

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 2 роки тому +11

    I'm sorry but that "Unironically...mostly...half and half...kinda like the baby" line killed me.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 2 роки тому +11

    "Saiyans am I right?"
    "Uh... yeah?"
    '... Ah shit was that racist?"

  • @official.steelvoice
    @official.steelvoice 2 роки тому +2

    “Okay RACIST if you must know, it’s because he has a drinking problem”

  • @morgantaylor84
    @morgantaylor84 2 роки тому +12

    2:45 That particular gag is ripped straight out of Futurama lol

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 2 роки тому +6

    "This is just what happens when you elect a *dog* as king!"
    Bullshit, that can only end well

  • @homosapien1744
    @homosapien1744 7 років тому +12

    "Im not the sharpest knife in the crayon box"

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 2 роки тому +20

    Goku: "An alien? It's only a matter of time before he destroys the planet."
    Also Goku: *was literally sent to Earth to conquer it*

  • @1terraforce
    @1terraforce 2 роки тому +15

    I love how professor briefs is always making offensive lines lol

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 Рік тому +3

    What makes this even better is that Android 13 looks *incredibly* similar to Jody from the "Preacher" comics, an inhumanly strong thug from Texas who is also unabashedly racist

  • @andresmith1691
    @andresmith1691 2 роки тому +5

    Something about the way Master Roshi is Standing at 3:00 had me cracking the hell up and I can't even explain why. LOL

  • @snapclub8751
    @snapclub8751 4 роки тому +10

    0:19-0:28 That’s from the Goku vs Superman fight by Death Battle. You know the one that people are still arguing about whether or not they’re wrong about the victor.
    😒

  • @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688
    @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688 3 роки тому +19

    0:26
    I can't believe that Goku is racist against kryptonians.

    • @blueraccoon1088
      @blueraccoon1088 2 роки тому

      Well goku isn't breaking a law he's not from earth

  • @lonelyweebskits2990
    @lonelyweebskits2990 4 роки тому +10

    Sharpest knife in the crayon box, gonna start using that

  • @brandonecklor
    @brandonecklor 4 роки тому +10

    Vegeta: alright what about the small one? It's because he's purple?
    13: OKAY RACIST IF YOU MUST KNOW HE'S ONLY GOT A DRINKING PROBLEM

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 2 роки тому

      15: It's only a problem if I run out.
      13: We really don't like to talk about it.

  • @EAV123_
    @EAV123_ 2 роки тому +5

    4:54 You don’t vote for Kings-Monty Python

  • @pulsingthunder2145
    @pulsingthunder2145 4 роки тому +6

    “Now I don’t mean to make this about your colour or your race, but you better hightail it outta here before you get hurt, boy!”

    • @TheBlueTyphoon17
      @TheBlueTyphoon17 3 роки тому +3

      You know it feels like it’s about both those things when you end it with the word “boy”.

  • @ZZtheDark
    @ZZtheDark 7 років тому +9

    4:45,man..GOKU IS PISSED OFF!! And I thought he was the dumb and stupid guy but then again,he has his limits.

  • @jamesstewart9937
    @jamesstewart9937 7 років тому +13

    I literally started this video while in my class , rip my social life

  • @sppsports2449
    @sppsports2449 2 роки тому +2

    "I'm a green slugman, no amount of affirmative action will get me a job." - savage lol

  • @wccman107
    @wccman107 7 років тому +66

    Ok this is the first time I heard so many racial comments and laughed my ass of instead of getting angry.

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 3 роки тому +1

      Shut the fuck up.

    • @DoofXMachina
      @DoofXMachina 2 роки тому +3

      @@dvda9725 the rat king declares thee a royal asshole 📜

  • @atomiic-8909
    @atomiic-8909 4 роки тому +6

    Goku: finally someone as strong as me
    Vegeta: screw you

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Рік тому +1

    And then there's canon Freiza calling saiyans "monkeys".

  • @goddragon8637
    @goddragon8637 2 роки тому +5

    I like how Vegeta and Krillin two enemies laughed equally hard at Piccolo not having a schlong.😂

  • @ShadowDOA
    @ShadowDOA 7 років тому +11

    Goku: Holy black on a Popo, what is that?
    Me: I don't know how to respond to that *but still laughs*

    • @jerrylouis8930
      @jerrylouis8930 Рік тому

      It is key to understand that DBZA Goku says the word, and goes on. This Goku does everything wrong, except fight-and we love him. (The fact that they recolored DBZA Popo makes it funnier-so Goku knows it is Holy Black on a Popo.)

  • @hecticroyalty9078
    @hecticroyalty9078 7 років тому +10

    I don't think I would be appropriate in this universe !

  • @EggieBoi1284
    @EggieBoi1284 7 років тому +10

    0:29 so your gonna destroy the planet?

  • @alysssabear
    @alysssabear Рік тому +2

    *Android 13:* Okay, RACIST…
    *Also Android 13:* ya better hightail outta here before you get hurt, BOY.

  • @orphenocou4742
    @orphenocou4742 Рік тому +1

    Love starting my day with TFS 😂😂

  • @princevegeta6679
    @princevegeta6679 3 роки тому +1

    13- "Now I don't mean to make this about your color or your race... but you better hightail it on out of here before you get hurt.... !BOY!"

    • @nicksterlouw8647
      @nicksterlouw8647 3 роки тому +1

      You know it feels like it's about both those things when you ended with the word boy

  • @husasizzle
    @husasizzle Рік тому

    "I'm a green slug man. No amount of affirmative action is gonna get me a job."
    Oh, my Gami-Kai.

  • @MrMCKlebeband
    @MrMCKlebeband 2 роки тому +5

    "the brightest knife in the crayon box" this shit is epic

  • @theripperthetearror2130
    @theripperthetearror2130 Рік тому +2

    4:02 ...Who's dead? their parents or the black guys?

  • @lormanny1854
    @lormanny1854 2 роки тому +5

    2:08 this was soooo funny istg😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mannyfulsom
    @mannyfulsom Рік тому

    "You know it feels like it's both of those things when you end up with the word, 'boy'"
    -Piccolo

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 7 років тому +24

    Aww, man, this reminds me of how much I miss 18's character.

  • @him053
    @him053 Рік тому

    “No amount of affirmative action will help me” lmao

  • @TheRealBitterbub
    @TheRealBitterbub 7 років тому +68

    The title remind anyone else of the song by Avenue Q: "Everybody's a little bit Racist"?

    • @Gokan1690
      @Gokan1690 7 років тому +1

      TheRealBitterbub I literally thought it was gonna be a dub over with the song.

    • @kakashisgirlrox
      @kakashisgirlrox 7 років тому +3

      TheRealBitterbub its by avenue Q haha

    • @TheRealBitterbub
      @TheRealBitterbub 7 років тому +1

      Em Eleathura Corrected lol that was my bad I completely forgot that

  • @johnoneill2986
    @johnoneill2986 Рік тому +1

    "I'm using monkey unironically."

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 4 роки тому +57

    I called my friend ‘Boy’ and we were both white. Some white girl passing by called me racist. WHY CAN’T I SPEAK THE WAY OF MY PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING CALLED RACIST!?!?

    • @kakarotorgoku2481
      @kakarotorgoku2481 2 роки тому +7

      LOL, had I heard that from you I'd laugh my ass off. For me and my friends, insults r our way of saying "sup"

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 2 роки тому +2

      It’s an old Southern racial stereotype
      Back in the day. When racism was way out in the open, there was a particular way some white people went about saying the word Boy with the tone of the N word basically
      It was like a way of saying it without saying it
      Now, that isn’t prevalent today. But it’s a humorous subtle reference with the Southern accent of the Android and how it’s being applied to Piccolo

    • @Topg924
      @Topg924 Рік тому

      Watch your tone boyyyyy

  • @timidking9465
    @timidking9465 2 роки тому +1

    “This is what happens when you elect a dog as king“ -this is high-quality racism right here

  • @redsaintgaming831
    @redsaintgaming831 7 років тому +2

    I like how he started with holy black on a popo

  • @araxshiriau9275
    @araxshiriau9275 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that the Android 13 movie wasn’t tampered with as much as you would think, blows my mind.
    It’s closer to what the English dub is than any episode TFS has dubbed so far

  • @KellyCalKelsey
    @KellyCalKelsey 2 роки тому +1

    1:34 me at the end of DEATH NOTE when they introduce 2 characters who look and act exactly the same as L:

  • @Kjcpeace180
    @Kjcpeace180 Рік тому +7

    1:03 😂 I died

  • @mariamart_0
    @mariamart_0 Рік тому +2

    Krillins sexism is showing towards Bulma 3:14

  • @brandonecklor
    @brandonecklor 7 років тому +2

    I laugh when android 13 calls vegeta racist

  • @BeadyCosine
    @BeadyCosine 3 роки тому +2

    0:21 when you realise someone insults your pride because he said someone stronger than you but strong as an idiot