Freezer (Frieza) Best Quotes - TFS

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • A collection of my favorite Frieza quotes from the genius that is Team Four star's Script writing.

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  • @henryknippling2408
    @henryknippling2408 6 років тому +9841

    I just love watching Friezas sanity slowly drop away as his fight with goku carries on

    • @Cysco8575
      @Cysco8575 4 роки тому +671

      Goku stupidity overtrow Frieza common sense.

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 роки тому +392

      More like Frieza slowly loses his composure

    • @tedscheett9420
      @tedscheett9420 4 роки тому +261

      Frieza, I believe, must be a very heavy, yet sophisticated, drinker. It must have been days for him since his last drink.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +271

      The best part was Goku's most badass line of the whole series, "I'm going to break you..... like a kittkatt bar." That was a real ohshit moment for Freezer.

    • @krisfrederick5001
      @krisfrederick5001 4 роки тому +41

      The ego crumbles

  • @mistahkrazy805
    @mistahkrazy805 6 років тому +11263

    "Oh yes, a proper burial. An unmarked grave, on an empty planet, in the middle of nowhere space. Honestly, I say it's too good for him."

    • @aspen1889
      @aspen1889 6 років тому +180

      Marcus Rivera ikr it’s amazing

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 6 років тому +100

      I died

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 роки тому +53

      Freakin Smartass

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 4 роки тому +143

      Oof to all soldiers of the Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40k.

    • @ReggieGiggas
      @ReggieGiggas 4 роки тому +42

      I noticed this the instant he began saying this line

  • @longschlongdoogong7482
    @longschlongdoogong7482 3 роки тому +2351

    “I’M COMING ZARBON! QUICK, GRAB MY BALLS!”
    Criminal that that line didn’t make it into this

  • @libandualeh7621
    @libandualeh7621 3 роки тому +4926

    "That wasn't part of our deal"
    "And 500"
    The fact that I'm not surprised at how often Frieza heard this line is so funny for some reason

    • @brandonharkin270
      @brandonharkin270 3 роки тому +263

      I'm more surprised that the number isn't higher.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 роки тому +75

      Frieza isn't really true to his deals.

    • @dillzilla4454
      @dillzilla4454 2 роки тому +48

      They should have made a over 9000 joke there.

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t 2 роки тому +8

      If that was the case,
      Freiza wouldn't be keeping an accurate count,@@dillzilla4454

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 роки тому +4

      Seems kind of low to me.

  • @notadumbassliberal6950
    @notadumbassliberal6950 3 роки тому +926

    Frieza's personality in this is actually more terrifying than the original lol

    • @thesentry3497
      @thesentry3497 11 місяців тому +92

      I know this is late but what makes tfs so funny for me is the way they portray the characters are honestly just exaggerated versions of their already existent personalities with a comedic oversight.

    • @revyvalar2707
      @revyvalar2707 8 місяців тому

      truuuue @@thesentry3497

    • @bamxz9336
      @bamxz9336 2 місяці тому +10

      DBS Frieza is amazing because its so similar to dba

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 2 місяці тому +2

      Yep, more hilarious but still inexcusably evil and sadist

  • @josephwilliams5292
    @josephwilliams5292 6 років тому +5309

    “Ohoho no, don’t mind me. By all means, *give me some ideas.* ”
    Frieza was gone too soon

    • @FrostEncounter
      @FrostEncounter 6 років тому +64

      Joseph Williams SPOILER WARNING IF YOUR NOT CAUGHT UP ON DBS... but I am so glad that frieza is alive again

    • @zombieslayer4827
      @zombieslayer4827 4 роки тому +9

      bryan diaz varela but if he absorbed the android again...

    • @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
      @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 4 роки тому +17

      bryan diaz varela he can become *perfecter*

    • @quinnchillai2406
      @quinnchillai2406 4 роки тому +6

      bryan diaz varela because PERFECTER CELL

    • @quinnchillai2406
      @quinnchillai2406 4 роки тому +3

      bryan diaz varela I counter with perfecter cell

  • @trollermeh
    @trollermeh 6 років тому +4523

    Freezer: I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
    Zarbon: You don't pay us.
    Freezer: -Allow them to live for.

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 3 роки тому +191

      Meanwhile Cooler pays his henchmen

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 3 роки тому +180

      @@tsukasa9838 cooler isn’t wanted for tax evasion

    • @Guru_jay
      @Guru_jay 3 роки тому +43

      @@joshuagraham5750 yeah but like who the fuck gonna arrest him

    • @starstudio8402
      @starstudio8402 3 роки тому +91

      @@joshuagraham5750 cooler pays his taxes like a good space individual

    • @Guru_jay
      @Guru_jay 3 роки тому +28

      @Kevin Anderson yeah okay sure…. The people who couldn’t arrest frieza can definitely arrest cooler

  • @darkstrike8606
    @darkstrike8606 4 роки тому +4162

    Goku: "I'm gonna deck ya in the schnoz!"
    Frieza: *Drops Vegeta in utter disbelief* "I-I'm sorry that's a new one......who are you?"

    • @catgirllover5859
      @catgirllover5859 4 роки тому +511

      I'm gokul I'm insane from earth!

    • @darkstrike8606
      @darkstrike8606 4 роки тому +492

      @@catgirllover5859 Frieza: *Visible Confusion*
      Vegeta: (Weakly) "He.......means.........Saiyan......"

    • @catgirllover5859
      @catgirllover5859 4 роки тому +310

      @@darkstrike8606 between you and vegeta I think I lost my touch in genocide

    • @darkstrike8606
      @darkstrike8606 4 роки тому +248

      @@catgirllover5859 Piccolo: *Hits Frieza*
      Frieza: "And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!"

    • @dagreenbolt9169
      @dagreenbolt9169 4 роки тому +204

      @@darkstrike8606 Piccolo: "You mean your failure in killing me or just in general?"

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 роки тому +1893

    If you stop to think about it, Friezas mental list of heroic speeches is actually very impressive.

    • @Harsh-lq7xj
      @Harsh-lq7xj Рік тому +1

      Yea, noy every hillbilly with shotgun can do tht

    • @kugelblitz-zx9un
      @kugelblitz-zx9un Рік тому +124

      Ikr? Man's got photographic memory

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins Рік тому +85

      its mental, he didnt even write it down

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 Рік тому +51

      He could be wrong and lost count for some of them, no one knows except for him

    • @jmansword
      @jmansword Рік тому +24

      wonder how many different lines are on it

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +2597

    "Stop that! Stop not dying!"
    Me when the champion is spamming full restores.

    • @goudacheese7491
      @goudacheese7491 3 роки тому +43

      When they keep living with 1 hp

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +40

      @@goudacheese7491 the trainer spamming full restores on a Pokémon with Sturdy is especially annoying

    • @raegenix1669
      @raegenix1669 3 роки тому +3

      @@goudacheese7491 dokkan battle eza bosses

    • @starfox386
      @starfox386 3 роки тому +17

      I like the lines before that too
      "WELL NOW YOU'RE SUPER SAIYAN SOUP!! HIGH IN VITAMIN DUMBA**!!"

    • @lilAndrix
      @lilAndrix 2 роки тому +6

      *CUT TO TANTOR VS. LANCE SUPER SOAKER BATTLE*

  • @cristinavanni8803
    @cristinavanni8803 6 років тому +2378

    "I'm sorry but if this sh*t goes any further south we're going to hit Space Mexico."
    - Frieza

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA 2 роки тому +7

      This is easily my second favorite quote

    • @lelethemaddenlibrarian2217
      @lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 2 роки тому +3

      @@TerribleVA your first?

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA 2 роки тому +44

      @@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 "Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well you see, I was just in the area and thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home- What the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

    • @aidanedwards8931
      @aidanedwards8931 2 роки тому +5

      That is a good line

    • @lelethemaddenlibrarian2217
      @lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 2 роки тому +1

      @@TerribleVA 😭😭😭😭

  • @JustAReminder
    @JustAReminder 4 роки тому +8964

    “I don’t get upset, I have people to do that for me” is probably the most baller sentiment ever.

    • @SadMarinersFan
      @SadMarinersFan 4 роки тому +452

      That and "I cant be racist twords a race that no longer exists"

    • @goldensilence5841
      @goldensilence5841 4 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂

    • @Dryboneszero
      @Dryboneszero 4 роки тому +33

      they stole that joke from Rodney Dangerfield. Specifically the movie Back to School.

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ 4 роки тому +164

      @@Dryboneszero Yeah, “stole”. Like other works of fiction haven’t also used that joke when it works for the situation.

    • @justarandomclonetrooperwit8119
      @justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 3 роки тому +10

      B A L L I N

  • @chichi5464
    @chichi5464 6 років тому +5816

    Frieza: "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
    Vegeta: "But you're the one hitting me."
    Frieza: "Oh contraire Vegeta you brought this upon yourself."

    • @ballerlegend4117
      @ballerlegend4117 6 років тому +111

      WondrousFlyer20 I loved that one

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 6 років тому +264

      I had to put my phone down for a minute. Whoever voiced Freiza here...several Oscars. *Several.*

    • @natsudragneel9490
      @natsudragneel9490 6 років тому +15

      That rine

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +68

      @@Enneamorph Little Kuriboh voiced TFS's Freeza. He's the guy that did Yugioh abridged.

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 4 роки тому +19

      Gonna use that someday.

  • @matthewwheeler469
    @matthewwheeler469 2 роки тому +1961

    "I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts."
    That's a legit good line.

    • @crynosinso8324
      @crynosinso8324 2 роки тому +16

      Hit this comment as soon as it made it to that part in the vid.

    • @naisagathefirstdestronmand8559
      @naisagathefirstdestronmand8559 2 роки тому +8

      @@crynosinso8324 Was just about to comment that myself.

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl 2 роки тому +2

      just before he fucking said it

    • @voltaire9176
      @voltaire9176 Рік тому

      Bitch your just jealous of my super Saiyan swagger

    • @nephandi2316
      @nephandi2316 Рік тому

      "And here's a fact : by the end of this, you are going to be crying...
      Like a little BITCH"

  • @FinalPharaoh83
    @FinalPharaoh83 Рік тому +474

    "Oh no, don't mind me. By all means, give me some ideas" is the best villain line I've ever heard

    • @urbanvibe7375
      @urbanvibe7375 11 місяців тому +15

      I see you. And I raise you "Im not racist. Can't be racist against a race that doesn't exist"

  • @silversnow4777
    @silversnow4777 4 роки тому +11805

    "I can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist" gives off the same energy as "you're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you"

  • @jtrooper9749
    @jtrooper9749 6 років тому +3158

    "Good god, I was led to believe that your race survived entirely on water, how is he so fat?!

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 4 роки тому +273

      "oh hi, I'm super kami guru. And not the guy judging you on your appearance."

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 4 роки тому +33

      Didn’t guru get eaten?

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 роки тому +20

      @@kevingetzoff4631 Being eaten is a form of execution.

    • @bartlegoof5949
      @bartlegoof5949 3 роки тому +39

      “Oh hi, I’m Super Kami Guru, and in the guy that’s not judging you on your appearance”

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 роки тому +73

      "It was me. I drank it. How do you think I got so FAAAAT!?"

  • @thealaskannomad6018
    @thealaskannomad6018 4 роки тому +4386

    "Tell me. Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?"
    "N-No..."
    "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek."

    • @zephfire_16
      @zephfire_16 4 роки тому +281

      Coldest quote in all of TFS

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 роки тому +182

      @@zephfire_16
      I personally found Gohan's defining of filicide more scary.
      Oh, and his nonchalant attitude when a Cell Jr threatened to kill Krillin.

    • @An_Average_Idiot
      @An_Average_Idiot 3 роки тому +44

      Thats a damn good line tho.

    • @areebshaikh8092
      @areebshaikh8092 3 роки тому +28

      Even i found this line awesome

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter 3 роки тому +55

      TFS Frieza had some lines more terryfing that the original ones

  • @Melmeltheclown
    @Melmeltheclown 3 роки тому +1613

    The "Give me some ideas" will always send chills down my spine, S tier dialogue!

    • @rtyuik7
      @rtyuik7 2 роки тому +71

      as far as ive heard, that line was a pretty major factor on deciding whether to keep LittleKuriboh, or keep going through auditions...
      ...obviously, no one else had a chance against LK lol

    • @faanvugeincynicalassassin
      @faanvugeincynicalassassin 2 роки тому +2

      Same lol

    • @dnhydra777
      @dnhydra777 2 роки тому +27

      A line so cold, I wish it were canon

    • @hunterlilleyun
      @hunterlilleyun Рік тому +34

      "That was the moment we realized he could be just as terrifying and was perfect" - Lanipator
      Paraphrasing a bit but still LK proved he was perfect .

    • @parmar__12
      @parmar__12 6 місяців тому

      When was this line said

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 10 місяців тому +122

    "Who I'm convinced is named Chuck" gets me every time😭

  • @WhiteBladeZero
    @WhiteBladeZero 6 років тому +5004

    "APPULE?! You left APPULE here?!"
    "I thought he could handle it!"
    "Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta!!"

    • @jalonjones8567
      @jalonjones8567 6 років тому +121

      I love that line!

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul 5 років тому +50

      I think it is A Pule (or pool)... not his name, his race, like human, sayin, frost demon, namekian etc.

    • @Gaz_42069
      @Gaz_42069 5 років тому +96

      @@anjhindul no

    • @phoenixshadow4631
      @phoenixshadow4631 4 роки тому +126

      @@anjhindul he appears in one of the dragonball xenoverse games and his name is Appule in game confirming that his name is in fact Appule at least in the games

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 4 роки тому +18

      @@jalonjones8567 Appule is The Raditz

  • @smirnoff3841
    @smirnoff3841 6 років тому +3932

    Where are the Ginyus?
    _Oh they're dead._
    *_WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!_*

    • @KynG5
      @KynG5 4 роки тому +88

      We don't know!
      *I shall find clues!*

    • @alastor8134
      @alastor8134 4 роки тому +52

      @@KynG5 whats that
      Some saiyans
      Those things are why the ginyu force are dead

    • @alastor8134
      @alastor8134 4 роки тому +25

      @@SunnFern yes
      THEY DIED

    • @alastor8134
      @alastor8134 4 роки тому +17

      @Mr. Developer doc what happened?

    • @Boreas9292
      @Boreas9292 4 роки тому +17

      @@alastor8134 My professional opinion, the Ginyus were killed

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 6 років тому +3278

    "Oh look, more baby seals"
    Me in a video game when more annoying enemies spawn.

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 6 років тому +27

      Mathew Godfrey me when im doing pvp and a lv 1 start dealing 1 damage to me

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 5 років тому +11

      Mathew Godfrey and you just 100% everything

    • @Tmerrify
      @Tmerrify 4 роки тому +11

      Have you ever played Overlord?

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 4 роки тому +36

      "Oh look, more baby seals"
      Anakin Skywalker in the Jedi temple during Order 66

    • @Aristas-zd5vd
      @Aristas-zd5vd 4 роки тому +5

      @@The_Blue_Otaku too soon

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +235

    I love how Frieza tries to be this badass villain with these badass lines, but they all fall flat when Goku shows up.

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 9 місяців тому +9

      less like tried and more like excels

  • @mdawguu
    @mdawguu Рік тому +264

    “I’m sorry, I’m usually far more composed, I’m just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID”
    God the writing of this show is something else man

  • @jtrooper2255
    @jtrooper2255 6 років тому +2869

    "You can punch a board and it will break in half. I can punch a board and wipe out its entire race" -Frieza

  • @yallgotmesleep1139
    @yallgotmesleep1139 4 роки тому +754

    "There you are again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care."

    • @TbNighter
      @TbNighter 4 роки тому +115

      CARE DAMMIT

    • @TbNighter
      @TbNighter 4 роки тому +2

      Questionnaire Inc. same tho lmao

    • @ghosttuna2018
      @ghosttuna2018 3 роки тому +2

      Might be because you're pointing a gun but carry on

    • @gamerhatch9072
      @gamerhatch9072 3 роки тому +2

      The FBI IS everywhere

  • @joachimvorbechchristensen3852
    @joachimvorbechchristensen3852 6 років тому +816

    "Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summerhome, what the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 6 років тому +44

      Joachim Vorbech Christensen
      Our trees.

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 6 років тому +41

      ....Zarbon 2 or 3 more.
      "Two or three more?"
      *Boom*

    • @degenerate2150
      @degenerate2150 3 роки тому +7

      Well I'm 3 years late but the Namekian actually asked him "What are you here for?"

    • @freshcolors1272
      @freshcolors1272 2 роки тому +2

      @@degenerate2150 7 months late it was an elder of a village

  • @vojislavS8652
    @vojislavS8652 3 роки тому +272

    Little Kuriboh was the perfect choice for freeza's voice actor. I'm not surprised if he made some lines up, that guy is a genius 😂😂😂

  • @wutguycreations
    @wutguycreations 3 роки тому +483

    4:31 TFS took the scariest, most awe-inspiring scene up to that point and turned it comedic

  • @clayongunzelle9555
    @clayongunzelle9555 4 роки тому +3266

    "Sensu beans heal physical damage, only therapy can aid emotional trauma"
    So underrated

    • @PokefanSans
      @PokefanSans 2 роки тому +102

      Last I checked Freeza isn't 16

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 2 роки тому +26

      @@PokefanSans 16 as in age or the android?

    • @PokefanSans
      @PokefanSans 2 роки тому +80

      @@GhaniKeSawah yes

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 2 роки тому +8

      @@PokefanSans oh ok

    • @thatguy8777
      @thatguy8777 2 роки тому

      @@PokefanSans *ki blast*
      ...smartass.

  • @embersarts
    @embersarts 3 роки тому +3922

    I'm actually surprised he was willing to give the Ginyu's family something nice in terms of their death. I was not expecting that

    • @calvinfalls3220
      @calvinfalls3220 3 роки тому +603

      Well the Ginyu Force were some of Frieza’s most loyal and powerful henchmen, so he might have felt obligated to do something for the people close to them. (Well maybe not in Guldo’s case)

    • @hemigodre
      @hemigodre 2 роки тому +97

      Who hasn't been topped by captain Ginyu?

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 2 роки тому +163

      I mean he likes feeling magnanimous and classy and having a few people around to treat well so that they'll truly believe he's glorious and not just fear him. Break them into lesser versions of himself that justify his hedonistic megalomania lifestyle and then raise them up as superior to everyone but him.

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 2 роки тому +29

      @@waldoman7 bruh, thats not hedonism. Hedonism is when you base your entire life around pleasure. For that you would have to be someone who wants to be and not someone who is already rich.
      What you are describing is corruption. And every politician will need to somehow secure allies. Its so funny how these days those who have nothing think they are better than those who have everything.
      Positions of power are not positions of pleasure. The factvtgat you can do anything really just puts the vurden of high expectations on you. Something that does not go well with a hedonistic mindset.

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 2 роки тому +11

      @@miniaturejayhawk8702
      Obtaining pleasure does not have to be difficult to base your life around it, and the expectations of power certainly have not slowed down devotion to pleasure very much. Frieza is corrupt but also hedonistic.
      And you are actually using my critique of a cartoon character designed to embody evil to suggest i don't understand those things or think rich people inferior to me. Most of your argument is just completely irrelevant.

  • @darkstalker8787
    @darkstalker8787 6 років тому +2069

    "WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!"

    • @JamesRoberts-wl3uz
      @JamesRoberts-wl3uz 6 років тому +197

      Oh....I'm sorry.....I'm usually far more composed.
      I'm just a little bit *_absolutely livid._*

    • @chrisriley2547
      @chrisriley2547 6 років тому +174

      I own you
      I own your planet
      I own this planet
      In fact...
      FUCK THIS PLANET
      *tries to blow it up*

    • @sirsledge1837
      @sirsledge1837 6 років тому +19

      I like this quote more than the other quotes by freezer for some reason

    • @omaravalos1234
      @omaravalos1234 6 років тому +8

      Chris Riley did ya..did ya miss??

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 6 років тому +3

      Norris?

  • @salahudeenarunkumar4283
    @salahudeenarunkumar4283 2 роки тому +41

    “I’m impressed Vegeta, you managed to make a friend”
    Frieza has been and always will be the King of Roasts

  • @cheaple393
    @cheaple393 Рік тому +133

    "Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should change. Maybe this is my second, and last chance. Maybe... I was wrong...
    NAHHH" (Instantley dies)
    Best line in the series

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 9 місяців тому

      More like (gets instantly karma'd)

  • @Violetcas97
    @Violetcas97 7 років тому +4238

    Little Kuriboh has permanently taken the place as the perfect voice for Frieza in my opinion

    • @champion1772
      @champion1772 6 років тому +28

      Tea & Book talks ehh sounds to much like his yugi voice so no

    • @champion1772
      @champion1772 6 років тому +2

      WithinReason yea I hear yugi when he speaks lol

    • @hermeskun3274
      @hermeskun3274 6 років тому +124

      ProGamer weird, he's not really using his Yugi voice at all.

    • @ahedjehad8514
      @ahedjehad8514 6 років тому +17

      maybe it's when he's in his 2nd or 4th form?

    • @alexlieutenant4003
      @alexlieutenant4003 6 років тому +16

      witch TFS script as a funny freiza yes, But as an evil master mind ruthless monster i don't think so

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 6 років тому +1863

    “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

    • @malwarex2015
      @malwarex2015 6 років тому +23

      Thomas Weeden me every day at school

    • @Cloudeusz
      @Cloudeusz 6 років тому +16

      Thomas Weeden I love that line

    • @War-outside
      @War-outside 5 років тому +4

      Believe in Jesus Christ receive his gift of salvation and eternal life joy and satisfaction follow Jesus with all your heart download the Bible app read the gospel spread the word of God

    • @sgt.krakatoa1093
      @sgt.krakatoa1093 4 роки тому +15

      Bang Look man, i’m Christian, but if you just leave these comments on videos that are completely unrelated, you’ll just get stamped down and some Mr Reddit Atheists will come out of nowhere and insult our “Skydaddy”. Please, if you’re gonna comment stuff like this do it on videos with religious subjects.

    • @Chidera420
      @Chidera420 4 роки тому +5

      @@sgt.krakatoa1093 "skydaddy" 😂

  • @lordtritus2261
    @lordtritus2261 4 роки тому +1460

    "So... you must be Friza."
    "Actually, it's Lord Freeza."
    "Really? Then why is there an "i" in it?"
    "There *isn't*."

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 4 роки тому +194

      "Are you the guy named Freezer?"
      "...I am Lord Freeza, yes."
      "Awesome! I'm gonna deck you in the schnoz."
      ".........I am sorry, that is a new one. Could you repeat that?"

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 4 роки тому +3

      @@rainbowprism6242 nope

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 роки тому +8

      @@rainbowprism6242 "Are you that Freezer guy?"

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 роки тому +52

      @@rainbowprism6242 And just like that, with absolutely zero effort whatsoever, Goku won Frieza's game of counting the heroic speech lines.

    • @Mystwarrior1
      @Mystwarrior1 4 роки тому +7

      @@rainbowprism6242 thats the line i wanted to hear

  • @theultimategodofgaming3200
    @theultimategodofgaming3200 2 роки тому +106

    Frieza was already so cartoonishly evil in the original DBZ, I love how they just took that and cranked it up to 11 in DBZA

  • @bradyharpe6051
    @bradyharpe6051 Рік тому +62

    I absolutely love, "not to mention I lost dadoria and zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!" The delivery is just perfection.

  • @jalonjones8567
    @jalonjones8567 6 років тому +669

    "Then you slayed the Jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia."

    • @livesathome2475
      @livesathome2475 4 роки тому +41

      “Then you bang your chest and then throw your dung at the zoo keeper” - Canadian subtitles

    • @edwardii3920
      @edwardii3920 4 роки тому +9

      Such a clever and good line

    • @joestargaming47
      @joestargaming47 5 місяців тому +2

      One of the best sarcastic quotes ever.🤣😂

  • @karasutenka
    @karasutenka 6 років тому +2186

    Sadly, my favorite Freizer moment isn't in this.
    "Oh come now, if I am truly evil then may God strike me down." *gets struck by lightning.* "HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A Game!"

    • @seandunbar7364
      @seandunbar7364 3 роки тому +148

      Beerus show up and is like " the fuck you say?"

    • @skrillframe64
      @skrillframe64 3 роки тому +97

      @@seandunbar7364 beerus: when you see i king vegeta tell I said like a bitch

    • @ArcticTehWeirdo
      @ArcticTehWeirdo 3 роки тому +4

      That isn’t tfs I don’t think.

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 3 роки тому +21

      @@ArcticTehWeirdo it is

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 3 роки тому +34

      imagine if they did DBS abridged and Zeno references that moment.

  • @Mpeace777
    @Mpeace777 6 років тому +332

    "Somehow I completely forgot about that"
    *OM NOM NOM*

  • @josecavazos6138
    @josecavazos6138 2 роки тому +139

    RIP Chris Ayres

  • @LambdaBox_
    @LambdaBox_ 7 місяців тому +4

    “Y-You killed my best friend”
    “I’ve lost count of that one”

  • @Rwscienceguy
    @Rwscienceguy 4 роки тому +821

    My personal favourite is the one where he counts the number of times he has heard certain lines. It shows how little he cares about the whole speech, demoralizes the speech giver by indirectly saying "I have heard this all before hundreds of time already, and they couldn't stop me, so neither will you."

    • @knightofthemir
      @knightofthemir 2 роки тому +34

      And then there is a goku

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist 2 роки тому +53

      And then there's "imma deck you in the schnoz :D "

    • @danielhaycroft1597
      @danielhaycroft1597 Рік тому

      and imma break you in half like a kit kat

    • @seangallagher1947
      @seangallagher1947 6 місяців тому

      @@Sunkhrist”That’s… A new one.” 😂😂😂

  • @gruffstroog444
    @gruffstroog444 6 років тому +964

    "Oh my god you can grind meat on them."

  • @zackbryson4784
    @zackbryson4784 4 роки тому +808

    Freezer: "I have a question for you."
    Pickle Man: "..."
    Freezer: "Die."
    Pickle Man: "...that's not a question..."
    Freezer: "That's because I don't do requests."
    Legendary

    • @Jpz453
      @Jpz453 4 роки тому +3

      Zack Bryson pickle man? You mean piccolo?

    • @banana4360
      @banana4360 4 роки тому +21

      @@Jpz453 no no, pickle man

    • @wngmn0562
      @wngmn0562 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jpz453 it’s pickle man

    • @bidoofapostle8910
      @bidoofapostle8910 2 роки тому +12

      Pretty sure it's bigger green

    • @MedK001
      @MedK001 2 роки тому

      @@bidoofapostle8910 that's shenron

  • @bilolinogamov5375
    @bilolinogamov5375 2 роки тому +36

    Play a drinking game. Every time Frieza says monkey, take a shot

  • @mrb5940
    @mrb5940 2 роки тому +59

    I think it's nice that Freezer thought of giving the Ginyu's families something because they died, Freezer thought they were a bunch of weirdos and was really angry when all of them died without finishing their job, and yet he thought of giving their families Wine and gift baskets, how nice of him

  • @robertsanders3503
    @robertsanders3503 4 роки тому +1787

    I think y'all missed one
    "I'm an optimist?"
    "You're an idiot."
    "You're both wrong, you're dead."
    😂😂

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 3 роки тому +98

      "Did we get him?"
      "Krillin, we can sense power levels. Why bother asking?"
      "I'm an optimist."
      "You're an idiot!"
      "You're both wrong. You're dead!"

    • @SMURFBOY12
      @SMURFBOY12 2 роки тому +6

      1k

  • @ldtroxell
    @ldtroxell 4 роки тому +594

    Him taking the time to say “filthy” when addressing the wish dragon is my favourite thing he does. Seriously there is so much to unpack there as to why it’s so funny

  • @infinite6560
    @infinite6560 3 роки тому +569

    “By the way.. not dead. K Thanks die-“
    9:09 an underrated line

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 3 роки тому +7

      fuckin love that one

    • @Jeriun
      @Jeriun 2 роки тому +4

      Underrated!

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 місяців тому

      btw not dead kthxDIE

  • @ChaoticTeen16
    @ChaoticTeen16 2 роки тому +107

    Frieza: "Huh...Somehow I completely forgot about that..."
    *The Spirit Bomb eats Frieza's attack*
    Frieza: "Oh my god!"
    Fucking love this line.

  • @Dusios
    @Dusios Рік тому +25

    "Oh ho ho, no, don't mind me. By all means -- give me some ideas."
    By far the hardest core line in all this.

  • @AnimeLife-mp2id
    @AnimeLife-mp2id 3 роки тому +412

    " Not to mention i lost Dedoria and Zarbon. The latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK"!!!! 2:52 God that was CLASSIC 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dman4901
      @Dman4901 Рік тому +1

      Yes that was hilarious

  • @henryknippling2408
    @henryknippling2408 6 років тому +406

    What I pay them for. You don’t pay u-. Oh uhm allow them to LIVE for. That line always kills me

    • @Pleshie
      @Pleshie 6 років тому +10

      Well, if you worked for Frieza then he wouldn't kill you. Probably.

    • @anonymousperson6462
      @anonymousperson6462 6 років тому +1

      Henry Knippling course if you might get too strong, then you get killed anyway.

    • @unepiclyepic7904
      @unepiclyepic7904 5 років тому +2

      @@anonymousperson6462 *cough* planet Vegeta *cough*

  • @jefferyoneill1
    @jefferyoneill1 7 років тому +912

    Peaceful young races with fires on their houses
    Millions of voices all silenced like mouses
    Watching the cowards bow towards their new king
    These are a few of my favorite things

    • @karasutenka
      @karasutenka 6 років тому +38

      *stabs Krillin in the chest*
      Gohan: Krillin No!
      Vegita: Welp he's dead.

    • @draconianfury5808
      @draconianfury5808 5 років тому +24

      Krillin: This...is...the...worst...PPPAAAIIINNN!!!!

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 4 роки тому +21

      Frieza: Really? You sure it isn’t this? Or this? or this?
      _repeatedly impaling Krillin_

    • @zinxys
      @zinxys 4 роки тому +11

      Gohan: Stop Krillin . You are making him strong

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 роки тому +6

      @@zinxys Krillin: I *stab* can't *stab* help *stab* it *stab* *One-Up*

  • @Ejae57
    @Ejae57 2 роки тому +3

    “I own you. I own your planet. I own this planet…in fact, f**k this planet.”
    -Freeza

  • @SaleemTheMFG02
    @SaleemTheMFG02 Рік тому +14

    “Appule couldn’t handle a shot of raspberry schnapps much less vegeta” had me crying 😭

  • @skullthunder3181
    @skullthunder3181 6 років тому +617

    " suicide is the cowards way out"
    one of the best one liners in dbza i mean seriously, that is so good it should have been in the actual show

    • @aviniciussouza100
      @aviniciussouza100 Рік тому

      It's a stupid line.

    • @skullthunder3181
      @skullthunder3181 Рік тому +2

      @@aviniciussouza100 yeah u right i was stupid back than

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi Рік тому +6

      ​@@skullthunder3181 lmao what 5 years of life does to a man's security.

    • @typo9434
      @typo9434 Рік тому +2

      ​@@aviniciussouza100 how?

    • @selandianselandian7973
      @selandianselandian7973 Рік тому +2

      Choosing to relinquish the burdens of life is not an act of cowardice, but rather a testament to the indomitable strength possessed by those who possess the wisdom to embrace the tranquility that lies beyond the realms of existence.

  • @greatnessawaits6790
    @greatnessawaits6790 6 років тому +2215

    I can't be racist to race that's not going to exist
    Best line ever

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 4 роки тому +77

      That's pretty much Hitler's phylosophy

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 роки тому +19

      @@rafaelcastor2089 no Hitler's philosophy was man fuck this guy but he kept doing it

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 4 роки тому +7

      @bryan diaz varela Then how come one of the stereotypes is them all having huge noses?

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 4 роки тому +7

      @bryan diaz varela "stolen"

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 роки тому +8

      @bryan diaz varela they are a ethno religous group meaning they are both a race and a religion hell it's just that they were spread out mainly in europe thx to the Romans

  • @jtrooper2255
    @jtrooper2255 6 років тому +574

    "Care dammit" is my favourite line. Along with "By the way not dead. Kay thanks, die" and the " I own you. I own your planet. Iown this planet. In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET". I also love the "Oh my god you could grind meat on the things".

    • @unusualbydefault
      @unusualbydefault 2 роки тому +9

      Literally his weakest lines but you do you lol

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 2 роки тому +6

      Care dammit works so good because he is soo done at that point that's its a nice comedic relief joke! :)

    • @pie7591
      @pie7591 2 роки тому

      @@unusualbydefault nah the grinding meat is my favorite

    • @oppoh739
      @oppoh739 Рік тому

      It's the music behind it aswell when he says care dammit 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Robertward111
    @Robertward111 Рік тому +5

    "I'm coming Zarbon! Quick, grab my ball's."
    Missed opportunity not including that one.

  • @thepuremotivemovement
    @thepuremotivemovement 2 роки тому +36

    The part where Vegeta said:
    "I.. Vegeta.. will become a super saiyan!"
    while Frieza casually syncs with him like he heard Vegeta said those lines while showering. I'm dead. 😂

  • @Speleomimus
    @Speleomimus 4 роки тому +150

    I swear the new voice actor for Frieza watched this parody and was like "yeah, I'm gonna go with this"

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 місяців тому +3

      Not a bad decision honestly.

  • @mrh8142
    @mrh8142 4 роки тому +217

    "Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend who I am convinced is named Chuck!"
    😂😂😂

  • @matiasdoes
    @matiasdoes 6 років тому +231

    "If I had any single regret for the horrific events that have transpired in my wake; it's that I'm dying"

    • @zdsmat
      @zdsmat 11 місяців тому +1

      such an underrated line

    • @Leomishima87
      @Leomishima87 10 місяців тому +1

      That's like Big Jack Horner lol.

  • @Kuro-ii1tz
    @Kuro-ii1tz 2 роки тому +110

    "Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?"
    "Wha- No?"
    "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask about Namek."
    I don't hear people talk about that line, it's so goddamn *raw*

    • @elismuts7163
      @elismuts7163 Рік тому +2

      I’m reasonably sure that was a reference to something Hitler said about Poland.

  • @jeffnavarro2563
    @jeffnavarro2563 2 роки тому +121

    Frieza: Remember my tail!?
    Krillin: Can't you take a joke?!
    Priceless

  • @carlkoopa7389
    @carlkoopa7389 3 роки тому +102

    "That's stupid!
    You're stupid!
    *STOP BEING STUPID!"* is probably my favorite, followed by "if I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, is that I'm dying"

  • @SmokerFace12
    @SmokerFace12 7 років тому +722

    seen tfs so many times now, yet i giggled again at 'Kaio what?'

    • @majidbarrie1323
      @majidbarrie1323 7 років тому +7

      I also still cringed at "stop hitting yourself"

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind 6 років тому +8

      No seriously? Kaio what?

    • @bigblackpp8751
      @bigblackpp8751 6 років тому +13

      Joshua Gilbert kaio-crap

    • @NireFuster
      @NireFuster 6 років тому +7

      I thought so.

    • @Anonymusk00
      @Anonymusk00 6 років тому +2

      They're just so cute though! I could just PINCH THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF.

  • @ej8476
    @ej8476 7 років тому +424

    5:19
    This is when I rediscovered my love for the great Lord Frieza.

  • @pimpbeast100
    @pimpbeast100 3 роки тому +73

    3:49 literally my personal favorite

  • @Bonavire
    @Bonavire 2 роки тому +37

    It's everything I love about Chris Ayres freeza with extra flair and humor added, the perfect mix

    • @Leomishima87
      @Leomishima87 10 місяців тому +1

      This guy should take over!

  • @cuttlyfish99
    @cuttlyfish99 6 років тому +202

    There you go again throwing your hands up in the air, like you just don't care. CARE DAMMIT!

  • @DacDaMan710
    @DacDaMan710 6 років тому +364

    Let me tell you a "tail" *SMACK* the end.

  • @Bubbabob145
    @Bubbabob145 8 років тому +924

    3:38 That quote is probably more terrifying than anything Frieza said in the original.

    • @thepk1016
      @thepk1016 6 років тому +8

      Bubbubob145 from vegeta???

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 6 років тому +62

      thepk 27 I think he means 3:28

    • @RoninGaming6602
      @RoninGaming6602 6 років тому +116

      He means 3:48

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 6 років тому +8

      RoninGaming 6602 works as well

    • @shellyalfianda7236
      @shellyalfianda7236 6 років тому +8

      No he means when freiza said why are they DEAD!!!

  • @samuelphelps6101
    @samuelphelps6101 2 роки тому +9

    "That's Stupid! You're Stupid! Stop being stupid!" is a common sentiment these days.
    As a retail worker, I feel this every time a customer asks me a....stupid question, and I want to play this clip for them.

  • @vixwashere7811
    @vixwashere7811 2 роки тому +39

    Frieza is easily the most badass, yet hilarious and simultaneously terrifying character in DBZA

  • @khi5600
    @khi5600 6 років тому +460

    "You know Zarbon I think my people are forgetting what I pay them for."
    *"You don't pay us-"*
    "A-allow them to *live* for."

  • @notorious213x
    @notorious213x 7 років тому +563

    "sure is Zarbon in here" lmfao best shit ever 😭😂

    • @dageta7742
      @dageta7742 6 років тому +5

      I didnt get it.

    • @its_Criminal1
      @its_Criminal1 3 роки тому +12

      @@dageta7742 Zarbon= Gay

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Рік тому

      @@dageta7742 he’s saying Zarbon (along with the Ginyu Force) are gay.

  • @MrAlexH1991
    @MrAlexH1991 6 років тому +53

    “I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD *WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!!!!!!!”*

  • @Manmeetsboy
    @Manmeetsboy 2 роки тому +21

    "I deal in facts, and here's a fact, by the of this fight you're gonna be crying like a little bitch"
    Tfs frieza is a pure badass

  • @orionparish9858
    @orionparish9858 Рік тому +5

    “By all means, give me some ideas. ”
    I legitimately have to wonder just how long Frieza had been there watching the trio before anybody noticed in canon DBZ.

  • @lordextinction8322
    @lordextinction8322 6 років тому +370

    2:28
    HOLY SHIT THAT’S A VALID QUESTION

    • @daver2392
      @daver2392 3 роки тому +37

      the great drought

    • @desuordie4856
      @desuordie4856 3 роки тому +44

      He drank it all

    • @blacklungsanji3
      @blacklungsanji3 3 роки тому +15

      He ate all the albinos

    • @bronzesmith4568
      @bronzesmith4568 3 роки тому +34

      @@blacklungsanji3 No he just drank all the water. He ordered all the albinos to be killed after the fact.

  • @Aloha_SnackBar
    @Aloha_SnackBar 6 років тому +107

    "Oh my god you could grind meat on th- PAAA!" (Lord Frieza).

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 роки тому +92

    “Are we done playing children’s games, Vegeta?”
    What about children’s CARD games?

  • @Eroil
    @Eroil 3 роки тому +28

    LittleKuribo's Freeza is my favorite of Freeza's voices, just amazing

  • @Blue_Salamander8
    @Blue_Salamander8 3 роки тому +25

    “Oh no, don’t mind me. But please, give me some ideas”
    Now that is a badass line

  • @AnonyBoiii
    @AnonyBoiii 6 років тому +85

    Vegeta: wait am I immortal?
    Frieza: I don’t know, let’s see
    Krillin: HOHOHO, HE’S PISSED

  • @dykwei-toolung6913
    @dykwei-toolung6913 6 років тому +431

    You forgot a key moment when making the title.
    "You must be Fryza."
    "Um, no... My name's Freeza."
    "Then why is there an "i" in it?"
    "There's... There's not."

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 6 років тому +9

      Dyk Wei-Toolung that’s more of a trunks quote

    • @aspen1889
      @aspen1889 6 років тому +9

      Dyk Wei-Toolung the creator has said it’s Frieza

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 3 роки тому +1

      F-r-i-e-z-a there is a i in his name albeit a silent i

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 3 роки тому

      @@griffingower1883 well, there is also Freeza. I guess TFS got with that path.

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 3 роки тому

      @@griffingower1883 its actually Freeza. The Frieza spelling was the way the dub did it

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 4 роки тому +58

    Frieza: "Hello, Allow us to introduce ourselves, my name is frieza and we are traveling improv group, here let me give you a demonstration, my men shall play group of drunken sailors and you're all bunch of baby seals, and go"
    Zarbon: *Kills a Namekian*
    Frieza: "And See?"

    • @wngmn0562
      @wngmn0562 3 роки тому +6

      He said scene

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 3 роки тому +1

      *End scene

    • @BigBWolf90
      @BigBWolf90 2 роки тому +1

      Frieza: Zarbon, two three more.
      Zarbon: two three more?
      Frieza: two three more.
      Zarbon: Dedoria.
      Dedoria: get em.

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 3 роки тому +14

    "If I have any single regrets for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying" got to love that unapologetic evil.

  • @local_introvert
    @local_introvert Рік тому +3

    *”I’m sorry but if this shit goes any further south we’re going to hit space Mexico”*
    That one got a chuckle out of me

  • @strider_hiryu850
    @strider_hiryu850 6 років тому +201

    Freezer: "I've killed millions of monkeys, literally millions. What's wrong, run out of quips, cat got your tongue?"
    Goku: "I'm not, A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @jameschan8152
    @jameschan8152 6 років тому +183

    6:20
    I finally got that joke.
    He was saying "Let me tell you a TAIL" and proceeds to whip him with it.

    • @nicolasdiaz9281
      @nicolasdiaz9281 6 років тому +5

      James Chan ...

    • @PetaGriffin
      @PetaGriffin 3 роки тому +2

      You're stupid

    • @jameschan8152
      @jameschan8152 3 роки тому +1

      @@PetaGriffin to be fair, 3 years ago is a big time gap and it's more of a subtle joke

    • @PetaGriffin
      @PetaGriffin 3 роки тому +1

      @@jameschan8152 yea I guess thats true

    • @crynosinso8324
      @crynosinso8324 2 роки тому +2

      @@PetaGriffin Not an idiot, just very slow.

  • @thatsjayess
    @thatsjayess 6 років тому +459

    3:38
    Vegeta: Don't you understand! If I didn't get my wish, then immortal! And Freezas going to... Going to...
    *Everyone gasp in fear*
    Freeza: Oh no, don't mind me. By all means, *Give me some ideas.*

  • @Wolf_3125
    @Wolf_3125 2 роки тому +2

    "Oh, don't mind me! By all means... GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!"

  • @drad7034
    @drad7034 2 роки тому +21

    I remember being young and my friends in the neighborhood talking about this show on youtube since we all loved DBZ. still holds up after all these years

    • @toastyy235
      @toastyy235 2 роки тому +1

      Dude look at are pfp.

    • @drad7034
      @drad7034 2 роки тому

      @@toastyy235 Nice