The Incredible Tweets of Paul Joseph Watson
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2021
- Let's talk about the time Paul Joseph Watson went to a restaurant and did not like it very much.
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“I brought the king candy bar to troll them” epically trolling somebody by paying for a dessert you don’t want
Wish I was trolled in that manner.
it's so reminiscent of that "protest" against starbucks to buy their drinks and tell your name is Merry Christmas, oh woe is me what's that barista to do, write the forbidden C-word on the cup and watch Starbuck crumble?😂
@@SwimmingInSunlight Also reminds me about when they bought a bunch of gillette razors just to throw them away.
It has big "burning your Nikes after you have already given Nike your money to own Nike" energy
You too can somehow own the libs by buying chocolate!
"Embrace it, bigot" is what I'm gonna start saying when my brother doesn't like the food I make him.
I'll be doing the same, except with my children.
Oh, you don't like this steamed broccoli?? EMBRACE IT BIGOT.
"When the last capitalist is to be fed, we'll feed them the same King Size Candy Bar menu item they tweet-raged about to sustain them"
@@Blakbox92 But mom! I don't want bigot.
same it's amazing.
“Conservatives mad at capitalism” is my favorite cringe tweet genre.
The western world hasn't had Laissez-faire capitalism for the better part of a century. What we've had since the 1920's is an ugly hybrid of socialism and quasi-fascism. Most leftoids have a very binary mindset where they erroneously belief that the heavily centralized system of government that allows slightly more latitude to private businesses is somehow "unchecked capitalism". it's not. If you want to see unchecked capitalism, you'd need to go back to the days of the Wild West. Or for a more modern incarnation, the cryptocurrency De-fi space.
@@snozzlehead92 you sound like a perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual, consistently managing to say word salad while simultaneously saying very little of substance.
@@snozzlehead92 lol
@@snozzlehead92 You couldn’t define either socialism or fascism if your life depended on it requiring 20 sources, a decent page and some historical context.
You are a fool. A self deluded fool.
@@snozzlehead92 you're a funni guy, ya know?
“Staying in Austin, where many restaurants serve pretentious, hipster pidgin food”
He says that in the city where you can legit buy a burger on a doughnut.
@Corvidae No, a *deep-fried* burger on a donut is the most American thing you've ever heard.
also, isn't austin in texas? that world-renowned center of 'lefty-sjw nonsense'?
's fuckin' TEXAS man.
@@sjs9698 Austin is a fairly “blue” city in a super red state. Their motto is “Keep Austin Weird” for that very reason.
@Corvidae but wheres the bacon and american cheese? then its really american
And Americans complain about British cuisine
Trolling a restaurant by giving them money is some top tier incel actions
He did say "wouldn't even satisfy an incel" about a restaurant that didn't satisfy him. So, yeah.
@@ox5606 mask off moment lmao
I mean, paying for a meal just so you can advertise how it's overpriced, pretentious garbage to the world would qualify pretty firmly as "trolling" in my book.
@@PeterDivine feels mostly like a complete self own tbh
If he wanted to diss the left, shouldn't he have said, "wouldn't even satisfy a soyboy"? Incels are his audience.
-Orders candy bar
-Is upset when he gets a candy bar
Comedy gold.
it was such an epic troll tho
he really trolled them by ordering food and paying them more
it seriously reads like one of those terrible greentext storied
>be me
>go to hipster restaurant
>order the candy bar dessert to troll them
>get the candy bar
>mfw
Plus it had ice cream too!!!?? Like it’s obvi some overpriced gentrified cafe but it still was a giant like ice cream snickers cake basically... like sounds like something I would get at an overpriced restaurant I’m poor and would never buy a 35 dollar piece of fish w no side or flavor
@@sad-qy7jz It's also not a "Hershey type bullshit". That looks like a somewhat more expensive chocolate bar.
@@irreleverent if it was a snickers and had ice cream irs probably like an ice cream snickers bar/cake (look them up, it’s like caramel, nuts and ice cream coated in a chocolate shell/ they’re amazing haha) or it’s a homemade rendition of said components and something else similar to make a snickers themed cake. I domt remember if Hershey’s makes the candy barn though it is a generic, popular American chocolate bar, but the ice cream cakes indeed are way cooler and delicious and usually pricey so yeah it’s not like he got a little candy bar, it sounds like the ice cream frozen version of a themed ice cream cake imo
He trolled them by consuming their product and exchanging it for money. What an absolute mad lad.
PJW going into an angry politically charged rant about getting the food he ordered at the restaurant he chose to eat at is genuinely one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. "Embrace it, bigot" has got to be the best line. He literally made up a person in his head to call him a bigot for wanting sides solely so he could mock them. He's arguing with people that do not exist.
That's how every conservative functions. Well my bad, that's how the first type functions: not listening and arguing with strawmen then there is the second one: shameless grifter that is smart enough to know what they spout is bullshit but they do it anyways because it pays better than being a leftie.
Conservatives argue almost exclusively with strawmen
& projections of themselves.
most conservative accusations are confessions, after all.
@@sjs9698 they call anyone they don’t like a pedophila, that should tell you something about them
Yup, as you most often see when they get into fearmongering about trans people or the woke illuminati, it's always hypothetical situations and imagined people because they can't point to anything real.
PJW buying the candy bar was the major ownership of the libs that convinced me to go full MAGA.
@Viera Galikova but he went to a fancy restaurant that his fans would not have gone to anyways. and he did not really identify the restaurant. Does that add up trolling. Definitely not.
@Dirk Turtle This comment made me realise how there is only one letter of difference between PJW and the SJW, that he hates so much. And he does all the things he hates others for. It's truely poetic and peak irony, when you realise that.
Like, if he'd just said he bought it out of morbid curiosity, then he could have at least come across as not a complete wanker.
Make America Goodbar Again
@@tombrown407 I saw your comment and thought it was mine but then I got really confused because I didn’t comment on this thread (until right now)
As a chef, I feel very trolled when people order my food and pay for it, and care deeply about the thought process that went into the decision to pay for my food.
Ah, come off it, we all know how prideful chefs can be, especially those that think of themselves as artists rather than calorie suppliers. I doubt you're indifferent, but I'm betting you're amused.
richard you got fucking OwNeD .. wow ...
@@ahmedamine24 is this sarcasm rofllolol
@@ahmedamine24 "especially those who think of themselves as artists and not calorie suppliers" bro maybe you think all chefs are snobbish cause you say this to their faces😂
As a culinary student, I agree wholeheartedly.
Please do not troll me by buying my food, I will be very upset and may go cry in the walk-in
I seem to recall as young lad that conservatives took pride in having Spartan diets. They more or less scoffed at the idea that they needed food for pleasure. They were so damn tough, they could survive on broken glass and barb wire without complaining. But…. Now? No, now they’ve done a complete 180. Now, the thought of having anything other than the fattiest, saltiest, sweetest, most decadent feast 3-6 times a day is seen as basically chopping your manhood off and letting the vegans win. Implore an American conservative to eat a humble meal of beans and rice with sensible seasonings (the most common meal of a farmer who still has to farm by hand) and they’ll act like you spit in their face.
Conservatism has basically been boiled down to "Whatever LIBTARDS like we hate, so we have to engage in everything they hate even if we also hate it, because PWNED!"
Or a college student's best friend, cup noodles made in a microwave.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 don't forget cheap spaghetti!
Nothing beats beans and rice. That's all my mom knew as a child and it's great
@@Rossoneri2 I sometimes, back when I had money, would go get beans and rice from the nearby Mexican place because beans and rice are awesome.
- I can't see any sides on the menu
- this glazed cauliflower wouldn't be a satisfying meal
PJW put these two facts together, you can do it
"Trump Hotel in DC (best hotel in the world)" is the most embarrassing conservative "notice me Senpai!" I can imagine.
All I could think about when I saw that was the bad review of Trump's restaurant in New York.
My friends went there a few years ago, and they got to the elevator before they were kicked out lmao
for all we know he's never even been there and this way his way of fishing for a free stay lmao
@@thor30013 what was it?
One might even call it “virtue signaling”
"This restaurant isn't for the working man."
"Anyway, let me hop on over to Trump Tower."
I take a truck stop over any of those resturants if i was working man.
@@Gripen1974 I mean yeah, but I don’t think you’d be self-righteous about it.
Eatin' muh $13 side of fries with muh $48 seared scallops cuz I'm a workin' man!
Between this and the "No Christmas items at the store" bullshit getting called out, you'd think some of these clowns actually get off on humiliating themselves. I'd be terrified to ever show my face again.
I’ve seen a lot of people clowning on PJW, and I feel that I should mention the fact that this man has undeniably been condition to act in the way he does due to his environment.
I don’t know him personally, and Lord knows these parasocial relationships on social media can get very tricky, but the way he profiled himself always seemed very aggressive and contrarian, and some of his positions were very clearly reprehensible, such as his stances on the Russian Federation’s exacerbation on domestic violence (wherein he essentially approved of wifebeating to “own the libs”).
Having said that, I think it’s important to remember PJW’s past, particularly as someone who used to be very popular, and is decidedly less so nowadays. Fame gets to people’s heads, and can cause tremendous mental anguish. Mocking people whose mental health may not be as solid as those persons make it out to be can be very damaging.
It kind of makes me curious how he was actually behaving in the restaurant. Openly disdainful? Totally normal save a tightness around his mouth and eyes? Polite and friendly to the staff while typing furiously on his phone?
I thought the same thing.
I've never seen Paul Joseph Watson ever happy tbh.
Also interesting that he called on Gordon Ramsey as a moral authority when Gordon Ramsey is classically trained and worked in France and is very much in favor of tasting menus
PJW is literally the meme of the guy crashing his bike and blaming somebody else
i agree
Yes, absolutely. This is the strangest thing, and it’s beautiful
he sticks the candy bar in the wheel instead of a stick
@@nothanks6549 confirmation bias is the only thing I can think of. Pretty easy to see this guy is a dumbfk unless he's validating your beliefs
You mean... he's Tim Heidecker?
Just absolutely giddy with the mental image of Paul impotently firing off these tweets, and when the server comes by to check on him he just simpers and goes “doing great thanks”
Hahaha I'm dying at how clearly I can visualize this!
Oh man this is the best thing ever
I’d put money on that being exactly what happened lmao
"Doing great, thanks", he says, thinking to himself "boy, I really trolled that server!"
maybe but also I'm getting really strong "how can I complain enough to justify not tipping" vibes lol
I looked at some of the surrounding restaurants and within 100 metres there are two pizzerias, a restaurant which serves burgers, another which serves burritos and another which serves wings. He had so much 'real food' right next door to choose from. This is peak victim mentality.
Crazy to stumble across this randomly, feels like forever ago. I had a 2nd job as a busser/barback at Geraldines for a while and I was working the night this happened. Someone working back of house had gotten a dm or text or something and had made us all aware that this "critique" was happening while Watson was still there. The server was pretty young and kind of weirded out and asked the manager if she should ask if everything was ok or do anytihing. The manager just took over his table expecting him to maybe complain, but since he didn't say anything in person, I'm positive she wouldn't have said anything. Our service there is VERY professional and she just made sure the service was perfect. He literally didn't say a word in person, paid his bill, and tipped appropriately.
I wouldn't say the two selections he chose were the best on our menu, but he seemed to enjoy them enough. He ate 3/4 of his entree and cleaned the plate on his dessert.
I remember wanting to hop on twitter at the time but thinking better of it. But at this point it's been years since I worked there, so screw it.
He didn't even finish his entree? I thought it was a paltry morsel of food incapable of properly nourishing his manly buff body.
I worked there too. I'm sure the server explained to him that the dinner menu is tapas family dinner style so idk why he complained about "no sides" when that's not how it works. And yeah he should've gotten the short rib instead lol
He didn’t complain because he knew nothing he was complaining about made any actual, tangible sense outside of this warped jingoistic mentality he attempts to fuel online. He went to the restaurant of his own volition and received the food he ordered - there was nothing he could actually be mad at.
>Vid randomly pops up in my feed again, "yeah, that was pretty funny, let's have a quick rewatch"
> Do a quick comment scroll, see this
> The story is now complete. Perfection.
Thanks for sharing the story. :)
He absolutely ate the candy bar. He sat there at his table and he sheepishly sawed away at it with a fork and knife, all the while stealing glances around to make sure no one who knew him was watching.
Where did you get that? Were you there when he ate it?
I don’t have to have seen it. Look at the guy. You know it’s true.
@@basilofgoodwishes4138 we all know it’s true
Also this is my favorite comment on this video. That image absolutely made my day.
Its the same energy as the people who threw their Gillette razors in the toilet to post on twitter after that one advert came out, I wanna see them have to awkwardly fish it back out of the toilet
I swear, the conservative cognoscenti sit around thinking of inane things and daring each other to blame them on liberalism, howling with laughter every time their audiences take them seriously.
you rock
How do you not have a checkmark?
Conservative cognoscenti? That's an oxymoron.
@@mechanomics2649 Well they are experts in their field. That field just happens to be performative outrage
liberalism is right wing, get your facts straight
Watson : "....wouldn't even satisfy an incel"
Wait, is he trolling his own fanbase?!
Nah, trolling would be if he said stuff that agreed with them. At least that would be his version of trolling them
tbf, yes. but no. trolling implies intent. he's just accidentally insulting himself & his fanbase :p
@@sjs9698 didn’t he say that love was a mental illness
Psst, that one went over your head. Not hard to see how that could happen to a leftoid, but he's talking about the likes of YOU. lol
Does "incel" still have a meaning or are we using it just to define people we don't like
Conservatives feeling victimized by the choices they make might just be the true defining feature of conservatism.
theyre all so rich and privileged, this is the only way they can even get close to feeling victimized
@@alexwildner6369 Welp, suppose you'd better go pull your pants down and assume the position for Soros, Trudeau, Biden, and Schwab, so they can run a train on you! The lack of self awareness from leftoids is truly staggering. The bozos claim to be against "muh slavery", yet have no problems with bowing down to corporate interests and wealthy conglomerates like the WEF and becoming willing serfs to their globalist agenda. You'd have to be completely braindead at this point to whine about the existence of wealthy elitist class and slavery and not recognize that you're in full support of it because they've dressed it up with leftist rhetoric bamboozled you with propaganda. Just remember, leftist authoritarians and dictators have a history of dispatching the useful idiots and intelligentsia first when they come to power.
What? I've definitely seen and known people regardless of political leaning who are whiny, narcissistic, and claim to be victimized by their own choices.
One of them is a Marxist who complains about the cost of living, sponges off his parents, has a useless degree (other than providing a solid classical education in literature and philosophy) and refuses to work in retail or at a coffee shop.
Right wingers and left wingers can both be morons who blame everyone else for their problems.
@@alexwildner6369 So are conservatives rich and powerful or are they dirt poor backwoods country bumpkin Trump supporters?
You can’t have it both ways
@@alexwildner6369 nope, they are not. There's a lot of poor and unprivileged-ish conservatives.
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and order a king candy bar
Wasn't king candy bar the name of Diavolo's stand from part 5?
The problem with being owned is not being a fluffy doggo getting the head pats.
@@russetwolf13 Enlightening comment!
@@bigmac5252 That was King Crimson
The dril reference made my day, thank you
A long time ago, my family started a restaurant but the people kept trolling us by ordering our food from the menu! So we had to close it down unfortunately.
I too like to troll businesses by giving them money
Must've been hard. Thank you for your service.
Some people can be so cruel. I just hope they didn't leave large ironic tips for the poor waitstaff.
😭
@@JeepnHeel Yeah imagine if they donated like $1,000,000 out of pity :sadge:
It also makes me laugh because I looked up the King Candy Bar and, while its not something I would have ordered, its made in house by their pattiserie chef. It's called the "King" candy bar because its based on Elvis' peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches. It looks like its worth $12. It's not a snickers on a plate.
No, it's a snickers didn't you see? He trolled them by paying for their utilities and upkeep
I'm laughing my ass off this is such a surreal thread. I want a dramatic film recreation of this sequence of events culminating in paul staring at a candy bar, extremely upset.
I'm thinking with that 1960s Soviet surrealist animation style
"literally a fucking 1 dolllar chocolate Hershey type bullshit thing" killed me, it's exactly the kind of incoherently angry word salad I would expect from a sad man who would order a dessert at a restaurant that he has no expectation of liking with real money for no other reason than to just seethe at it
"poncy generic icecream" those words mean opposite things.
He's so addicted to his victimhood that he pays good money to experience it.
@@RictusHolloweye This has just absolutely blown my mind. You've articulated something inherent within the 'conservatives are being silenced, etc.' crowd that I have never been able to grasp before. Thanks. I'll be thinking about this for a minute.
@@RictusHolloweye He doesn't though. He liked the look of the restaurant, liked the look of the menu, so ate there. He then made a lazy rant thread to his idiot followers, threw in some political BS and reference to Trump all so he can claim it as tax deducible expenses. Honestly the only thing that susprised me about this is that Watson is about and not crawled back to the toxic low IQ swamp he came from.
@@DragoonBoom Hello fellow Umineko fan
Me, a burly salt of the earth working class man climbing out of my mine to eat my thirteen dollar fries
bro i swallowed/ choked on a whole feather by accident cause this comment was so fuckin funny
me a scrawny IT software engineer. huge respect to the work you do.
13 dollars??? Oh my...where im from you can get a whole plate of fries for the equivalent of less than a dollar..
@@Roastpeef Yeah. They cost 2 Dollars where I live. I'm assuming he lives in a big city like LA or New York.
@@Roastpeef I assume he was referring to the trump hotel that Paul seems to love so much
“I ordered the King Candy-bar to troll them” is one of the greatest sentences of all time
>Bitches about Candy Bar
>Proceeds to order it
Haha! I successfully trolled the restaurant by buying the very thing I'm bitching about!
I would cook Paul Joseph Watson 1000 free bad dinners if he would tweet about them like this, but that would basically be gay marriage at that point, and I don’t think he’s into that.
Or you can put high prices in all of them so he can troll you.
@@floreroafloreril1458 oh you mean a true socialist by paying the full labor price?
His lips tho
@@y.h.w.h. So... Moist...
i think this is my favorite youtube comment
Plot twist: Watson in real life is a hardcore liberal caviar socialist, who loves to go to pretetious hipster restaurants ALL THE TIME, and just when he ordered his FAVOURITE dessert, some person in the restaurant recognized him and made a picture of him. In a panic that his cover might blow and his lucrative right wing persona that pays for this kind of food is revealed to the world, he gets out his phone to save the day. And then he finished his chocolate bar.
I disagree, only because the world in which we live does not make nearly as much sense as that does.
@@britneyhochman5204 then again, grifting in political circles does seem to be potentially profitable, with a bit of luck. It's almost beleivable.
@@mattjk5299 That's true! I think you may have changed my mind, Matt!
My friend's ex dated PJW briefly. She said he was just a nihilist, that he doesn't actually believe what the stuff he spews and just does it for money, and has a open concept flat in London lol. Probably not surprising that he's just a grifter
@@Onehundredpounds it's a shame because there's a nugget of truth somewhere in his efforts - "mainstream meatior" *does* lie to us.... (As does non-mainstream media, go figure). Regardless if your political beleifs there's something to be said for tearing into establishment media for it's lies of omission and dramatic reporting. PJW goes off the deep end in every other way however, as well as being guilty of many if the same sins as the things he criticizes. It's rather weird when you think about it. I don't like calling people grifters but it makes the most sense.
That's my favorite part as well; the fact that life continues on after those silly pictures, so you just have to imagine PJW sitting there with a pout while eating (and probably enjoying) a chocolate bar before just awkwardly leaving.
Okay so I'm rewatching this and it just dawned on me in that one clip of Watson being an asshole on modern art that he literally has no idea what he's talking about (which was a given but not the point). The Artist's Shit was a piece that was LITERALLY made to mock and criticize the art world. Piero Manzoni was making a statement on the commodification of art and the fact that cans of shit WERE considered valuable and as legit art PROVES Manzoni's point! By saying that Manzoni's piece is degenerate or whatever, Watson is quite literally missing the entire goddamn point. Also it isn't even known if there's actual poo in those cans. No one knows. It could just be the biggest lie in history which would be hilarious.
"I ordered the king candy bar to troll them" is some real 12 year old desperately trying to save face energy.
How is it even a troll if that's something they actually offered? If it was something he made up just to see if they would try to make it, that might be funny to see. What does a chef think a King Candy Bar would look like? But it was actually on the menu, so what's the point? Also kinda annoying how he's complaining about eating at a fancy restaurant he didn't have to eat at while other people dream of being that wealthy just to taste that candy bar for curiosity's sake. He's not blue collar like he thinks he is.
eating a king candy bar sounds like it would require a lot of face energy
His complaints about the dessert don't even make sense, he could have easily played into the hipstery bullshit vibes. "Oh look, a DECONSTRUCTED snickers bar" would resonate with anyone who dislikes trendy haute-cuisine but instead he had to whine about the supposed quality of the ingredients like a snob.
shut up guys, i peed my own pants AS A JOKE
@@dogwild Trust me guys, i shit my pants to own the libs.
I’m gonna troll this “Big Joel” character by signing up for his patreon.
Got im!
Oooh OWNED
im taking the extra step and subscribing to his onlyfans
He will never see that one coming
That's so unbelievably mean. I'm going to report you to youtube
I trolled McDonald's by ordering a Big Mack and a strawberry shake. I bet they did not see that coming.
Him ordering the candy bar and as such PAYING for it to troll the restaurant and complaining that it wasn't good is just hilarious. This move doesn't even make sense, it's like getting voluntarily getting clubbed in the back and then complaining you're tetraplegic.
My favorite thing about this series of tweets is that Geraldine’s is a hotel restaurant. Paul. You are in one of the cities most famous for its wide varieties of different “blue collar” foods and you didn’t even leave your hotel to try them.
like, literally a few blocks away is GusS Fried Chicken, a place that serves one of the most working class things imaginable
@@ArchiveTheMyth niceee, who needs restaurant food if you can gave greasy goodness?
Austin has so many absolutely amazing restaurants of all sorts.
Exactly!!! If he was looking for a big meal suitable for somebody working a hard job, he shouldn't have gone to a gourmet restaurant, that's not the _point_ of those.
@@ArchiveTheMyth you know PJW would not be caught dead inside GusS Fried Chicken.
Pretty sure this rant was triggered by PJW seeing at least one of the following at this restaurant:
1) Androgynous waiter with nose-ring
2) Breast-feeding
3) Gay couple at another table
I bet he was judging the patrons of the restaurant harshly, but I guess he doesn't count as one.
@@lily91109 He's as supreme of a male specimen as you could find, what's to judge?
The androgynous waiter with a nose ring served the breastfeeding lesbian couple first and that's why he's angry
@man with square mustache go back to fuckin 2016 with those jokes
@man with square mustache rolling eyes at something and wishing humanity could be even a little bit better, doesn’t constitute fear, sunshine :)
Did you even eat the candy bar, Paul?
"No"
Well then how is anyone supposed to *sympathize* with you, Paul?
"I'll take the double cheeseburger with fries please"
"AR u trolling me m8, wot?"
i love how he was in austin, a city full of really great restaurants (easy to find the best restaurants in an area on google maps or tripadvisor by looking at reviews), and deliberately chose a restaurant he KNEW he would hate and deliberately ordered food he KNEW he would hate, just to troll HIMSELF and make HIMSELF miserable, it’s like he doesn’t want to be happy and constantly needs an excuse to be irrationally angry
When you make a living off being outraged, I guess you have to stoke the furnace somehow....
This guy could have just gone to Rudy's and gotten good meat for cheap but instead he had to complain about cauliflower
PJW use to crack me up. I didn’t always agree, though, I enjoy aggressive, sarcastic humor.
Though, after he gained quite a bit of traction - he really went off his rocker.
The videos he began putting out, seemed as if he was infiltrating conservative culture - in order to make them look like complete and utter fools (from an unbiased perspective).
I haven't been to Austin but I went to Dallas. There was a burger place that had a burger the size of my face and it was the best I had ever eaten. The fries were lacking though. I would love to go there again.
Yup very much a meat guy going to vegan restaurant and then being upset that everything is not to his taste
PJW: Orders the "King Candy Bar"
Waiter: brings out the King Candy Bar
PJW: "What the hell is this? A CANDY BAR?!?"
That shit looked good af too I have never considered a candy bar w ice cream
@@joe68577 Well, you combine solid chocolate with ice cream, well, it satisfies the sweet tooth.
I doubt he is that brave to say it in the waiter's face.
@@joe68577 It's my civil duty to inform you that they make several kinds of candy bars (Snickers, Milky Way, etc.) as ice cream bars. You can find individual bars at a lot of dollar stores or a box of them in grocery stores
@@STOP.musick those are pretty good too, for industrial ice cream.
This is one of my favorite videos to go back and rewatch occasionally. Especially the part where what he seems so upset about is that this restaurant - which he perceives as politically opposed to him - _is allowed to exist._
He just can't fathom it.
But since this premise isn't made explicit to us, the whole thing is incomprehensible. Lately, though, I think about the people whom these tweets were meant to connect to. The people who "get it". Presumably they share the same underlying, unspoken assumptions about what should or should not be allowed to exist.
To think I once agreed with his points….
Now I feel I grew away from such ideals
His points are more clear than ever
They should rename their King Candy Bar to "Imagine My Choc".
paul apparently doesn't need to imagine it this time, since he trolled the restaurant by eating and paying for it
Lmao.
@@someonerandom8552 I love the juxtaposition of lowercase “lmao” with a period at the end, like you’re sitting in your chair at home literally speaking the acronym “lmao” out loud and as a word, but completely deadpan in expression and intonation. It’s perfect.
''Incel's Only'' is more appropriate.
😭
"I ordered the King Candy Bar to troll them" has the same energy as the conservative thing of buying products from companies they don't like to take photos of them being burnt.
At least that has an explicit and public act of rebellion to it. It's not coherent, and it's not thinking all the consequences through to the end, but there is an understandable blind rage to 'I want to burn the thing I hate'
This guy didn't storm out. He didn't even go the petty route and stiff the waiter his tip, that we know of. He just ordered a dessert and sat there and ate it in silence. To troll them.
@@kategrant2728 eating a chocolate bar to own the libs
I wish someone would "troll" me by paying me money. lmao
@@doubtful_seer
Agreed.
He really only trolled himself
I've been trolling this one Chinese place for like two years now. They don't even realize how hard I'm owning them. I leave 20% tips ironically lmao
Watson speaks with such distain, even when he's not talking about anything in particular. It's weirdly creepy
Paul Joseph "I can't be trusted to buy my own food" Watson makes an excellent case against the free market, demonstrating that if restaurants are not more strictly regulated, baby-men like himself will continue to make bad choices and throw tantrums about them. Paul obviously wants the Nanny State to give him a nice warm 'Working Man sized' bottle and lay him down for a nap.
thanks for that visual it will haunt me
Hahaha, touché! 3:)
Why? Why did you had to forsaken my life with this image I just pictured in my head?
“They don’t even know the epic burn I just left on my Twitter” he thought as he asked the waiter for dessert “They don’t even know they’ve been owned!”
Finn learn that Jake has become a furry, so he sends him to a conversion camp, but he comes back incestous, then the lich freaks out and kills himself with nukes, destroying the entire universe in the process, killing everybody except for BMO, for some weird reason.
This reminds me of that great video from The Onion about the Applebees marketing scheme that encourages hipsters to go to Applebees ironically so they can mock the menu, atmosphere, and food.
@@tomkatt8274 what?
@@tomkatt8274 The lich is a twitter socialist, and BMO is a gender fluid robot so the lich let it off.
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Protip: if you go to a restaurant and look at the menu and don't think you'll like any of the food, you can leave and go somewhere else
I'm confused how the ice cream is both poncy and generic
It’s because of cognitive dissonance.
PJW:
>complains that "everybody gets offended" nowadays and how people should get over it
>proceeds to choose a restaurant in order to get offended and rant about it.
"You're not a clown. You're the entire circus".
Ah, but when he gets mad about something it's edgy and cool. It's only oversensitive whining when people get offended by things like racism.
I’m pretty in-between liberal and conservative, but they are so intertwined with being an “sjw” and “anti-sjw” and honestly I’ve seen more whining from anti-sjws than from the people they are whining about.
But I guess anti-sjws have a more valid reason to whine, after all racial justice and equality are pretty horrible things to demand and yeah those liberal sjw snowflakes need to suck it up. Sucks that minorities get treated like they are sub-human and don’t receive justice when they are wrongfully slaughtered, but gosh dang it those conversations hate that they can’t say the n-word! They are the ones truly oppressed. /s
@AN8m8f8n11 Thank you for reminding me of that. That moment was golden 🤭
@AN8m8f8n11 Holy shit, that sounds amazing, how does she hold it? How does she... I need to see that
@@eccentriastes6273 This is so true in today's climate. It seems like nobody seems to call out conservatives when they get offended.
My fiance and I once went to a pretentious hipster burger place. We sat down, the chairs were unbelievably uncomfortable and the menu had no prices on it. SO WE LEFT.
OH BUT HE HAD TO STAY AND BUY A CHOCOLATE BAR TO TROLL THEM
H E H A D T O
@@almostclintnewton8478 "Wasting my money to own the libs!"
What, you mean you didn’t go on a Twitter rant about it after paying for it like normal people do!? /s
and that's how @jdprettynails found out their wedding was being postponed... :-b
Ok but seriously what is up when the drinks have no prices next to them?
i notice online that a lot of trolls feel like they have to do things they actively hate in order to prove some point, and then get really upset when you ask them why they do it. this is the peak example of that
i think, that this man, has never, in his entire life, felt a dash of happiness or experienced what its like to have a human emotion
I think PJ Party Watson went to this restaurant to farm it for content. Not only did he get dinner, but he also received something FAR more important. He got something to be angry about and virtue signal to his followers.
pajanimal Watson
Well, of course. He's engaging life in bad faith. He's mad because he's chosen to be.
The most offensive thing you could do to him is do something that makes him happy... Happiness is his enemy 😝
You hit it on the nose.
I figure that's probably it: he's less a journalist than he is a misery performer; a bitter white guy that other bittet white guys pay to complain about life so they feel validated in their bitterness
If Watson really wanted to have the working class dining experience he'd be eating ramen with a plastic spork. Not dining at a restaurant that charges 60 dollars for a steak.
God, ramen is so good, too. I don't want him to have good food.
@@TheDanishGuyReviews if he gets Mr Noodle enough, maybe he can save up enough money to afford Samyang noodles
yeah austin has some really good ramen places for not too expensive, but he doesnt deserve to eat them
I found Paul Joseph Watson‘s analysis of Modern Art interesting because he basically ripped off the text of Adorno and Marcuse in moments almost word for word and then repackaged the rhetoric as a far right wing sentiment with different conclusions.
Because he did, I realized that this is specifically what a lot of right wing commentators do. They will recycle what is commonly understood as Left wing theory and spin it in a right wing way. It’s very clever, but also very dishonest.
But, it is also interesting because what it’s intentions are. The paleo-conservative right wing attacked the Frankfurt school not just because they were Marxist but because they were Jews.
I worked at the Museum of contemporary Art in the 1990‘s and a visitor asked „Why is all the art here Jewish“. He obviously had no understanding of art history, and was inaccurate, and I had no idea what he was talking about until 15 years later when I realized that this was a paleo-conservative talking point derived from Adolf Hitler‘s stance on degenerate art.
Watson is a product of The last few decades the right making a concerted effort to clean up their anti-Semitic crap by making the same conclusions of paleo-conservatives without resorting to anti-Semitic tropes. You can obviously see this with Shapiro, Prager, and Rubin who are Jewish, but also in Peterson, Watson, and most right wing popular UA-camrs.
Cleaning up anti-Semiticism also include right wing religious reform namely a change in the doctrine of superssesionism. The irony is it was the liberal churches in the USA that ended that doctrine over 200 years ago uniquely in the USA while conservatives continued it. But the shift is the liberal Christian’s started criticizing Israel’s treatment of Palestine, and the conservatives became complete messianic literalists waiting for the temple to be built because that would mean the literal return of Jesus.
So although I think becoming less anti-Semitic is good, what they are creating is a frightening monstrosity which still preserves the cranky tirades of paleoconservatives.
That is very informative, thank you for the comment/info!
Someone should explain to Paul that he can ask to see the restaurant's menu before sitting down
i love thinking about this guy angrily eating a candy bar with ice cream
I have done this in a depressive rage before, but at least I'm smart enough not to live tweet about it when it happens, lol
99% chance he was huffing and shaking his head in exasperation as he ate, and then when the waiter came over, lost his nerve and told them it was all tasting great
@@j.c.jeggis1818 I feel SO bad for the waiter, I’m sure this dude complained to him
Grimacing and fighting back tears of shame as he forces down the elite and unmanly ice cream
It's so funny
My personal theory for that tweet is that PJW was recognized by someone in his audience at the restaurant. He then got so obsessed with having to prove what a strong, working man he was that he started that thread. Also, after he got the chocolate bar, he took off his tuxedo to reveal a coal miners outfit and demanded "More nourishment for the working men" and everybody clapped!
That is actually the most rational motive I can think of.
Good comment! :)
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 but paul joseph watson is not even remotely rational and nothing he does ever has a rational motive
This sounds like a plot for a sitcom.
Dude, when he gave this restaurant *his* money, he trolled them *SO HARD😮*
something about Joel’s delivery just absolutely sends me. like at 1:54 where he just says “(these tweets) are one funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life” in the most casual, almost completely deadpan fucking tone is so good
PJW is on another level; I would never have thought of trolling a restaurant by giving them money in exchange for food.
Couldn't he handle this situation in Jotaro style? Oh wait, JoJo is too good for that that.
Oh believe me there are people like this
"To prove i hate that thing ill gift it to all my friends"
Remember that this is the crowd that thinks that throwing away or burning products you already paid for somehow hurts the company that made them.
It's the same kind of people who buy Dr. Seuss books from its publisher as a "protest" against the same publisher for putting other Dr. Seuss books out of print.
we do a little trolling
He just wanted to rant about how he didn’t like a restaurant, but then he remembered he’s a political commentator and is therefore legally required to relate everything he talks about to politics somehow, so he tried but it didn’t really make sense
See, I'd like to think that, but from everything I've seen of PJW... he breathes, eats and shits reactionary paranoia. Literally, he's one of the most pitiful, wretched political actors I know of, because EVERYTHING is a dark leftist agenda to him. He's just... tortured, unwell. He needs to get out of politics and into therapy. I... this sounds sappy, but I don't think anyone loves him.
I one hundred percent believe this weird, anti-elitist rant was his immediate reaction to being served the candy bar. It's... it's authentic PJ, all right.
@@georgeparkins777 Agreed. 1 upvote.
@@georgeparkins777 He is a loser ideology salesman. He feels like a loser and instead of channeling into bettering himself and society, he makes sure to blame all of the things he doesn't like for all of the things that don't go exactly the way he wants. This, in turn, resonates with a lot of people being screwed by the system (be it justified or not), which is why loser ideology (aka facistoid ideologies) flourishes from time to time.
@Kylie M This is his MO though. He's literally a political commentator of the far-right and sees "problems caused by the left" everywhere.
I mentioned how I noticed that he engaged in ironic consumption right after calling a place "hipster". I didn't realize that the fact that he forcefully and clumsily injected politics into the lack of side dishes is also a mirror of the "leftist attitude of forcing politics into everything" his type is so keen to complain about. The guy doesn't have a shred of self-reflection whatsoever.
EDIT: Also, complaining about how kitsch art has gotten and lauding Donald "epitome of populist kitsch" Trump. But hey, at least Trump's kitsch is just for trolling... Or is "liking Trump's kitsch" just for trolling? I'm not sure, but I don't think they are either.
Insert the meme of a guy putting the stick in his own bike wheel here
I have a theory.
PJW chose to eat at this restaurant because he wanted to have a high end meal. He enjoyed it and all is well.
Then suddenly someone recognized him and called him out for eating at this “elitist” restaurant.
So he had to get ahead of scandal so he posted some limp excuses of trolling the restaurants.
I used to work at that restaurant years ago. It is located inside the Hotel Van Zandt, which is a very expensive luxury hotel. My guess is that he went to Austin on a business trip (Infowars is based in Austin) and the company paid for him to stay at the hotel. Yeah, real populist of infowars to set up one of their guys in a pricy luxury hotel. I guess that goes into the same budget window for Alex Jones's Rolex collection
I’m a bartender, but started as a server years ago. My goal is always to provide a good experience for my guests. If they don’t like something, let’s fix it or get something else, etc. I quickly noticed that every so often a guest would be unhappy no matter the circumstances. It took me a long time to realize that they just WANT to be unhappy. They go out actually looking to have a bad time. Watson reminds me of that.
What a dope: I ordered the candy bar just to troll them. How does that troll them?? You just ordered a dessert dude. You paid $14 for a dessert you know you don’t want....sounds like you trolled yourself!
I hope I never see that guy in my bar
Paul Joseph Watson got exactly what he paid for - something to complain about. Deep down he would have told you he was a satisfied customer.
Right, he can’t admit he ordered it out of curiosity so he created a paper-thin excuse built from toxic masculinity and toothpicks.
I once had a guy who kept complaining that our burger was $12 and a side of fries was an extra $3. Like he complained after reading the menu, ordered it, and continued complaining. I kept trying to see if anything I could do would make him happy but he was determined to be miserable. When he was leaving he told me that he could have gotten a burger and fries for half the price at the Red Robin next door and I just told him "You could have just gone there then." Only time I was ever 'rude' to a customer.
Some people are not happy unless they are miserable.
@@fehzorz He paid $14 for a self-righteous Tweet that vaguely gestures at how dumb the Libs are for eating here
So basically it's that moment in SpongeBob where the kid cries '"BUT I DON'T LIKE PISTACHIO" and the dad's like "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT???"
Or the episode where Squidward trash talks the Krabby patty but secretly loves it and doesn't want anyone to know lol
dear me yes
as a teenager faced with the just.. childish behavior... of people twice my age despite their superior life experience i j..
in the words of my cousin, "we're all just little kids in a ditch"
This is literally my 5 yr old's behaviour - except he tends to learn from the experience and make better choices for himself. I'm not sure any of that is happening here.
Did you know that sometimes critics will go to see a movie that they think may be bad, and then they write that it is bad, because it actually is bad and they're accurately describing it?
@@AlexReynard "i paid for this movie ticket to troll the movie theater"
Bro his point about Paul trying to identify with the working class is something I never realized. So many people of all types of identities (especially A list millionaire celebrities) try to pretend they understand the life of us who fight to pay rent or sometimes even make the insane claims that they understand the poor who can’t even pay rent.
Today at my cooking job someone complained about how sides cost extra and all the sudden "Sides are NOT trendy" popped into my head. Had a giggle
quite simply PJW loves being angry. He pushes his rock up the hill, seethes as it rolls down, and giddily rolls that bad boy back up.
Ah, like Sisyphus !
I like to imagine him happy
@@1199anonym1199 the world would be much better place if PJW and people like him could just be happy being happy, rather than constantly looking for things to make them mad.
This is the most succinct, yet accurate analysis of PJW I've seen to date. I can't stop giggling, it's too perfect.
@@noblenaveragemanointernet2582 Funnier and even more pitiful than Sisyphus. Unlike Sisyphus, he's not being punished against his will to roll the boulder. He's doing this entirely of his own volition.
I can just imagine Paul Joseph Watson staring blankly into his chocolate bar, strenuously thinking about something interesting to tweet which would make this purchase justified. He slowly takes a piece of the chocolate bar with his fork, inserts it into his mouth, a smug grin on his face as he thinks "I am a master troll".
He will probably say it tastes bad without even eating it,do a research on who made the chocolate,find out one of the makers were liberals.Then accuse liberals of ruining chocolate and blaming it on globalism.Schizo fuck
Paul Joseph Watson 100% eats chocolate bars with a fork.
@@calebexmortis620 Pjw is schizophrenic?
Or are you just using an ableist insult to be edgy and cool?
@un known Hey, look! Another comment. Really up in here denying all the speculations on what he did with that bar as if any of us care, are you?
Climaxed did they? Or did you do that thinking up your "clever" comeback?
@un known Wow, a "no u" in response to a "no u"?! Truly, a masterpiece of intellectualism I find myself in conversation in.
Should we hop on down to the nearest Trump Tower and buy ourselves a snickers bar so that we have the energy to keep this "no u" train going? Try not to get too mad at the price though, I have heard this is an issue with your kind and I would hate to spoil my evening by ruining the chain.
Also, no you climaxed!
This is your best video. I keep coming back to it.
Dude didn’t see “Outrage” on the menu and decided to go into the kitchen and make it himself.
This totally mirrors the whole "burning your Nikes" or "destroying your Kureg" phenomena because it's disgust at consuming something you feel opposed to, but you still consume it.
Ahhhh a HBomberguy fan I presume... Good taste my dude and the UA-cam algorithm clearly working it's wonders for us both
"excess ain't rebellion! you drinkin' what they're sellin!"
No, no, that's even better. Those peple already had Nikes to burn. PJW *bought* his own dessert just to show that he hates it. His idiocy transcends a regular human being. We're not dealing with the average idiot anymore. He has risen beyond that. He's the legendary Super Moron.
And its free advertisment, like the founding myth, a hate pastor did burn the book, without reading, on video, spreading it in social media, and the religious critical author, in an interview said chill, well its free advertising.😂
Or little nas and his hate audience, who ig you search aliakai, little nas analysis, after that i am sure the satan similarities are not the videos idea, its really deep actually. But all that hate views😂
I grew up in Austin, I have eaten at Geraldine's, portions are small because you're supposed to have a 5 to 7 course meal, which is something the server absolutely explains to you.
edit: apparently there are a lot of people who don't know what fine dining is it's not just a PJW problem.
Why didn't he just stay at a motel 6
why not eat at a steakhouse or a pizza place or a burger joint..........never been to austin but pretty sure they have variety of restaraunts.
Hmm he paul j watson should pay your prolific food criticism, such groundbreaking ideas never seen before. 🤣
Which just means he is just that disgenuine,or incredible dumb, or both
I mean even trump when he didnt like the good in the white house, had the idea to order fast food. Why if you have cooks being able to make truely delicious burger with actual food value, but he rather did go elsewhere.
@@marocat4749 sometimes it just has to be a whopper
i just think it's very funny this dude goes to the south, TEXAS..... and gripes abt portions when i can guarantee there was a bbq place within walking distance. honestly all this has done is make me wanna eat at geraldines.
Man I used to watch jpw like 8 years ago, wtf was wrong with me
Watson, allergic to flowers, walks into a flow shop:
"WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME?!"
Already losing it at “(best hotel in the world) even more”. thank you, large Johnathan, for this video
Plus-sized Joseph
Gargantuan Joe
@@Doppioristretto Enormous Jo
super-sized jojo
GALACTIC J
Thing is he goes there to eat "ironically" in his mind. He's as hipster as anyone else you'd find in there.
I suspect he went there not ironically, but lazily, because he didn’t want to bother going out to eat.
Wait until you tell the guy about the utter number of American workers want to be in unions. Is he an every man then.
God I loved this. I love the way you describe things. Unhinged perfectly describes this whole scenario
As someone who grew up in the conservative rural Midwest, this seems like red meat for his audience, who doesn't have any exposure to this type of cuisine except through media. It makes them feel superior to these soft, soy, inner city liberals with their "dainty" meals. It's performative outrage
@doomer pill Fish are in the water, do you know what else is in water? That's right, men who are showering. Checkmate SJW
I for one, think Paul went to the restaurant on purpose and actually *liked* the food, but had an existential crisis about it and decided to do a "No Homo" on this fancy food by tweeting about it.
I can totally imagine him doing that lmao it could be true
When your date stands you up and you suddenly "remember" you're actually there to troll a restaurant by ordering food... and paying for it. Epic.
Paul actually harvests his own wood in order to make his own paper in which he write his articles to transcribe for info wars
Whilst simultaneously being a neurotic shut in.
tbf 12 dollars for a candy bar is outrageous, but paul, you had the choice to leave and get some brisket/tacos/whataburger or whatever
knowing paul he probably thinks tacos are too ethnic
@@mrtrolly4184 Nailed it.
Yeah....I grew up in Texas, am a hipster, and have never had this hipster food. You have to go out of your way to find a place in Austin that doesn't have a burger.
@@exquisitecorpse4917 Did you really just refer to yourself as a hipster?
Man thinks unseasoned salmon with cheese and veggie is prime cuisine that will trigger the libs, if he ate even a taco bell taco it would prob instantly kill him
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. It's like someone wrote a satire about a man who outrages himself on purpose...but the man is real and he's ordering a King Candy Bar to troll the restaurant.
This is it
He paid for an overpriced candy bar, and complains that he got an overpriced candy bar. So he retroactively decided that it was ironic. Like a hipster. Why didn't he buy the cauliflower to troll them?
@@GuerillaBunny how can a grown man eat that cauliflower and feel satisfied?!!!
@@jacobloving6765 That's my point. He should've chosen the path of most suffering, to maximize his outrage, to legitimize his animus and capitalize on his hurt feefees!
“Imagine my shock when the thing I ordered, from the menu that I had read arrived at the table I was sitting at in the restaurant I chose to eat at.”
I once bought a $3000 computer just to troll apple.
PJW has always screamed emotionally challenged to me. Him getting mad at himself for ordering a candy bar is like perfect snapshot of that
@@hnys7976 it's because Shapiro is an Jew
@@u2emotional4yt I heard it's because Shapiro doesn't like Trump, whereas Pyjama Watson practically worships the guy
@@causticwit Pretty sure it could be both, given Trump's views of ethno-religious communities..
@@hnys7976 well, people like that tend to not have a lot of real friends, so of course they wouldn't even like others like them
@Maurits That moist pouncing lower lip is just too much to handle for me. Can’t stand to watch it AND hear the verbal feces oozing out from just above it.
This calls to mind an old Monty Python sketch where a bunch of burglars get together and plan an elaborate jewelry store heist, and then part of the plan is to pay for the jewelry so they don't get in trouble. You're not a rebel, bro, you're just engaging in a transaction with a business.
"We don't seem to be doing anything illegal!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, we're paying for the watch."
"Yeah?"
"Well, why are we paying for the watch?"
"...they wouldn't GIVE it to us if we didn't PAY for it, now would they?!"
Yes, and then he told people about the transaction, so they could avoid making the same transaction. It's bonkers that people here are pretending that 'reviewing a product' is somehow unusual or stupid behavior.
@@AlexReynard here's the thing. Nobody cares about what PJW says here because he looks like a clown LOL. Besides, he got mad at the candy bar. He could have just not ordered it in the first place
@@David-yk5tq It's really amazing. This entire comment section is collectively pretending that it is not incredibly common for people to buy shitty things for the specific purpose of making content about the thing they bought. It doesn't matter how many people pretend this is not a common thing; it's very, very clear that you're taking this view only because you don't like PJW, and so, when you are *told* to dislike something he did, you accept that first, then justify it afterward.
@@AlexReynard well, you quite literally ignored everything I argued in my comment. Don't really know what to respond to that, honestly. PJW LITERALLY said that the troll was buying the food. That's the idea he had everyone here is laughing at. Your interpretation makes absolutely a lot of sense. The problem is, you're actually taking PJW for someone way smarter than he actually is. He's just a dumb troll. And his plans to boycott the business haven't even worked out the way you say they could have. So...
I think it is quite shocking serving a chocolate bar, but perhaps that’s not so weird in America
He was mad at "this liberal bullshit" when what he should have been mad about was "this rich people bullshit"
Complaining about capitalism would go against his brand lmao