Bloodborne Speedrun in 34 Minutes

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  • @cirillakaratas3681
    @cirillakaratas3681 6 років тому +17270

    -Babe we have 30 min to leave the house.
    -Okay babe , lemme just finish the bloodborne real quick.

    • @DC-tt6zc
      @DC-tt6zc 6 років тому +379

      Cirilla Karataş ha 30 minute speed runner with a girlfriend jokes

    • @OrphanCrippler1
      @OrphanCrippler1 6 років тому +17

      Lol

    • @alex8101000
      @alex8101000 6 років тому +63

      The beard grew that long till he finally got it and didnt leave the house

    • @yeezyasmr5473
      @yeezyasmr5473 6 років тому +63

      Cirilla Karataş finish *the bloodborne*

    • @gaflaw2964
      @gaflaw2964 6 років тому +3

      @Hen. Jamz Hey

  • @thomasmalisch
    @thomasmalisch 5 років тому +12863

    He seems to be a great guy, while playing this very difficult game he’s thanking his fans and he’s always smiling. True gentleman

    • @Murdart95
      @Murdart95 5 років тому +221

      @PerrySport well aren't you peachy

    • @salut6746
      @salut6746 4 роки тому +1

      thomasmalisch not sardoche

    • @michaelbagby2451
      @michaelbagby2451 4 роки тому +110

      PerrySport someone’s mad they couldn’t beat Gascoigne

    • @fabricebalan
      @fabricebalan 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaelbagby2451 xD

    • @At0mHeart
      @At0mHeart 4 роки тому +18

      @PerrySport this guy has lots of friends

  • @MrZer000
    @MrZer000 5 років тому +13085

    It took me 33 minutes to figure out im not supposed to kill the first wolf with my fists

    • @avenger94100
      @avenger94100 5 років тому +102

      XDDDDDDD

    • @jeffjom1813
      @jeffjom1813 4 роки тому +502

      Took me about 4 hours mate

    • @00Regista
      @00Regista 4 роки тому +781

      Made me quit the game

    • @zistech1433
      @zistech1433 4 роки тому +181

      I saw one video here of someone killing that wolf with his fists

    • @Sonick3
      @Sonick3 4 роки тому +212

      @@zistech1433 I did it as well .
      Not that hard , depending if you played From Software games or BB was your first game of them.

  • @littlekettle5759
    @littlekettle5759 5 років тому +15095

    When your PS Now subcsription ends in 30 min

    • @alexedwards9463
      @alexedwards9463 5 років тому +52

      LMFAO this is current

    • @LeonardoRtm
      @LeonardoRtm 4 роки тому +9

      HahHHHhHHahahahah

    • @360archer
      @360archer 4 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @iconic762
      @iconic762 4 роки тому +22

      On the downloaded ones you can disconnect from the internet, but that of course doesn’t work on the streamed ones...

    • @piFFD513
      @piFFD513 4 роки тому +39

      Since it took him 34 minutes....he would not be able to finish game before subscription was cancelled

  • @kalejohnson8015
    @kalejohnson8015 5 років тому +4962

    When it takes you 5 hours to get to the place he got to in 7 minutes

    • @Brandon-cv9uh
      @Brandon-cv9uh 4 роки тому +209

      I rage quit the game a couple times before I got there

    • @bonoach2632
      @bonoach2632 3 роки тому +7

      hahahaha lol

    • @kionicxnm
      @kionicxnm 3 роки тому +103

      it took me five hours to get passed the first executioner in central yharnam

    • @brankdatank840
      @brankdatank840 3 роки тому +66

      @@kionicxnm same here. After that my girlfriend started a new game and killed the first boss after a half hour whitout ever leveling…

    • @kionicxnm
      @kionicxnm 3 роки тому +53

      @@brankdatank840 she's a keeper

  • @teehundeart
    @teehundeart 6 років тому +5154

    A speedrunner who doesn't constantly whine about the game and seems chill about the whole thing? What is this, someone actually enjoying what he's doing?

    • @olderloverxx
      @olderloverxx 6 років тому +109

      absolutely what you said.

    • @prestonnoneya3767
      @prestonnoneya3767 6 років тому +100

      teehundeart, What is this? The majority of speedrunners?

    • @pranavmenon4772
      @pranavmenon4772 6 років тому +8

      Ikr

    • @mamdohbammm6980
      @mamdohbammm6980 6 років тому +64

      On of the reasons why I watch most of games with no one talking because most of them are either kids with a broken mic or people who say that everything bad happening to them is because of the game or some other annoying reasons

    • @Q8_BoRashed
      @Q8_BoRashed 6 років тому +72

      Do you even watch speedruns? This guy is a great runner with a lovable personality but I don't remember many speedrunners who "constantly whine" about the game, let alone rage outside of rare cases?

  • @paolofogliata
    @paolofogliata 4 роки тому +1412

    Every boss in the game: "wtf man he's not supposed to be here now, I mean the appointment was much lat...ok I'm dead see ya"

    • @bjko7
      @bjko7 2 роки тому +9

      Wtf 😭😭😭

    • @izaiah08
      @izaiah08 9 місяців тому +6

      delete this

    • @shulkdrk3705
      @shulkdrk3705 7 місяців тому

      Lmao

  • @kobragangbit
    @kobragangbit 5 років тому +1578

    This is pure skills and he talks and reads messages at the same time. The way he paused and resumed the clock was OFFICIAL ELITE status.

    • @Tizohip
      @Tizohip 3 роки тому +15

      9:02 JOKER LAUGH wow

  • @death_anthem4962
    @death_anthem4962 5 років тому +1635

    Him after 30 minutes playing:i have finish the game !
    Me after 30 minutes : wich haircut i put on him ?

    • @WiseFatOwl
      @WiseFatOwl 5 років тому +37

      THIS IS SOOOO MEEEEE!!!!!!!

    • @Ema___230
      @Ema___230 5 років тому +20

      Me: 278 deaths

    • @SmokeNinja
      @SmokeNinja 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @Jema242
      @Jema242 3 роки тому +33

      It took me an hour to create my character. Just to see my character wear a cape and a mask all the time ..

  • @zeroko8589
    @zeroko8589 6 років тому +8601

    When you did not have a memory card in PS2.

  • @bvp794
    @bvp794 5 років тому +8863

    took me 2 hours and 34 minutes to realize I could sprint in this game.

    • @trailblazer4227
      @trailblazer4227 4 роки тому +510

      I just finished it and didnt even know that was possible...

    • @mrmelons8404
      @mrmelons8404 4 роки тому +75

      Which button???

    • @taher8077
      @taher8077 4 роки тому +448

      It took me 3 hours to realize you can transform the weapon into a bigger one

    • @hlpdubs238
      @hlpdubs238 4 роки тому +95

      Took me 2 days to figure that out

    • @Batman-ro9mj
      @Batman-ro9mj 4 роки тому +66

      You can sprint ?

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force 4 роки тому +1868

    you know the run is fast when the game can't even keep up the rendering process.

    • @XZeroOneArmour
      @XZeroOneArmour 4 роки тому +20

      yup, PRIME example: @ 2:55

    • @lovescarguitar
      @lovescarguitar 2 роки тому +9

      Any game will do that or something similar, even crash, when you sequence break.

  • @DerrickLeonardo
    @DerrickLeonardo 5 років тому +4962

    everytime i blink i miss 1 hour of my gameplay

    • @eimastexazoi4149
      @eimastexazoi4149 4 роки тому +28

      Haha nice 1

    • @Shreddinstan
      @Shreddinstan 4 роки тому +48

      I know right I’m still on the cleric beast! Lol

    • @brewckle
      @brewckle 4 роки тому +8

      Shreddinstan you know you don’t have to fight him?

    • @Raffalius
      @Raffalius 4 роки тому +11

      Bought the game on Tuesday, I just ended up where the 3 bosses are 10 min ago. After spending a lot of time in the woods and gathering 60k blood echos i ended up pulling the bosses by mistake and die. Wasted like an hour ^^

    • @antiicon423
      @antiicon423 4 роки тому +6

      @@Shreddinstan how it going now?

  • @aceadam1828
    @aceadam1828 6 років тому +1291

    Imagiine in a world full of horrors a man running around dodging and disrespecting every monster in his way and complaining „this is not optimal“ while slaughtering all evil as if its nothing. This man would be Cthullus worst nightmare.

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte 6 років тому +93

      lmao I know right? The great ones sitting there watching him like "uhhhhhhhh nope"

    • @uchihajoel3064
      @uchihajoel3064 6 років тому +33

      You mean like Saitama?

    • @SoRealBrendan1667
      @SoRealBrendan1667 6 років тому +21

      Sounds like plot of berserk

    • @nurhuln5152
      @nurhuln5152 6 років тому +5

      @@uchihajoel3064
      Saitama has nothing on this guy.

    • @OrphanCrippler1
      @OrphanCrippler1 6 років тому +75

      Thinking about a hunter running around calmly saying "This is not optimal" made me laugh out loud.

  • @akofeedz4775
    @akofeedz4775 5 років тому +3174

    While me, in the first hour, still thinking what kind of face and colour of hair should i make...

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 років тому +56

      I was expecting you to say "...hour, still getting killed a bunch of times". If you think character creation took you a while, then you have no idea of what's next lmao

    • @Jeromez
      @Jeromez 5 років тому

      Chief Bill yeah lol

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 5 років тому +3

      ako feedz lol it’s all about the looks

    • @AdirZand
      @AdirZand 5 років тому +28

      ako feedz ayy if I die I wanna die pretty know what I’m saying

    • @missmimington9606
      @missmimington9606 4 роки тому +1

      Right????

  • @andyzhang7890
    @andyzhang7890 3 роки тому +918

    I love how this guy maintains the energy of Bob Ross all the all the while laying waste to these death beasts with surgical precision. As if he’s just brushing his teeth or something.

  • @mattw9726
    @mattw9726 5 років тому +5632

    Gehrman: kill the beasts and stop this Nightmare...
    30 minutes later
    Hunter: Done
    Gehrman: but.. but.. you just arrived here half an hour ago..
    Hunter: TAKE. MY. HEAD.

    • @cainecampbell6116
      @cainecampbell6116 5 років тому +158

      Matt W when your character is NG+57 and quite done with Yharnam

    • @stickyy_fingaas
      @stickyy_fingaas 5 років тому +31

      Lol now that I think about it why doesn't he kill him immediately so the hunter doesn't have to suffer

    • @Adamc06
      @Adamc06 5 років тому +106

      @@stickyy_fingaas cause the hunter has a job and until his job is done he can not be released

    • @zayan6284
      @zayan6284 5 років тому +30

      @@stickyy_fingaas he would just respawn

    • @riskake3120
      @riskake3120 5 років тому +11

      If you had stopped writing after "30 minutes later" the joke would have been funny. Instead you had to drag it out and overexplain.

  • @jabrak1
    @jabrak1 6 років тому +2926

    The way he's talks through the boss battles you'd think he programmed them himself

    • @buttered__toast_2899
      @buttered__toast_2899 6 років тому +169

      jabrak1 he's logged over 3,000 hrs on Bloodborne so yeah

    • @mikeblxde4735
      @mikeblxde4735 6 років тому +115

      When u play it enough it becomes more of a science, just reading the moves and responding according

    • @OnlyInhuman90
      @OnlyInhuman90 6 років тому +166

      Took me two weeks to install the game

    • @adamquin07
      @adamquin07 6 років тому +24

      When you play it enough it becomes muscle memory and you know their movements so well.

    • @happylifeeslteacher9957
      @happylifeeslteacher9957 6 років тому

      jabrak1 est

  • @DelCtrlAlt
    @DelCtrlAlt 6 років тому +629

    What a genuinely nice guy. Playing the game professionally without compromising his viewers! Kudos to this man, and what an amazing run

  • @GalatheonIL52NEP
    @GalatheonIL52NEP 4 роки тому +660

    Then there’s people like me, pick up every item, upgrade your weapon constantly, have more health potions and bullets than I know what to do with..and I still die on a boss after watching every tutorial known to UA-cam..but hey, it’s an amazing game. Just love the dedication from some gamers that can exploit it like this!

    • @lllxllxlllxlll
      @lllxllxlllxlll 4 роки тому +1

      Very random: What anime is ur profile picture from ? Thanks in advance :)

    • @INFA_KNIGHT
      @INFA_KNIGHT 4 роки тому +7

      @@lllxllxlllxlll oof that's rough

    • @CharlesZane_
      @CharlesZane_ 4 роки тому +2

      My biggest problem is with the frame drops. It happens mostly in Chalice dungeons, but also on some normal bosses.
      The game literally slows to a near complete stop and I’m unable to do anything, then I’m dead....
      Playing on PS4 slim. I assume PS4 Pro and now PS5 is much better.

    • @DigiPowerPT
      @DigiPowerPT 4 роки тому +9

      @@CharlesZane_ Yeah, I just got the Platinum trophy two hours ago on PS5 and the game ran flawlessly, not a single frame drop in 80 hours.

    • @GalatheonIL52NEP
      @GalatheonIL52NEP 4 роки тому +1

      @@lllxllxlllxlll Danganronpa the Anime series (not the game)! :)

  • @JAYZ999
    @JAYZ999 6 років тому +5641

    Took me 3 hours to get through the first area. This is insane.

    • @jaynaysayresayre6249
      @jaynaysayresayre6249 6 років тому +46

      jalal ali I know right lol

    • @alexwalker9570
      @alexwalker9570 6 років тому +278

      Hey I bought the game one month ago and I still can't kill de second boss

    • @DBLCreations
      @DBLCreations 6 років тому +54

      Believe me, it's not as easy as he made it seem haha :-D Seriously though, i'm not a speedrunner, so i couldn't do this as easy. Only advise that i can give you, is to level up as much as you can. If you're doing it the regular way at least :-)

    • @MashedPotajoe
      @MashedPotajoe 6 років тому +20

      Alex Camacho gascoigne? The playstation communities are good for finding help unless you’re trying to solo it

    • @joed5150
      @joed5150 6 років тому +96

      I got anxiety watching this lol. He hardly healed even when his health was very low.

  • @evgenkhersonets880
    @evgenkhersonets880 6 років тому +6689

    It took me 33 minutes to understand how to heal...

    • @killerklinge52
      @killerklinge52 5 років тому +506

      It took me 33 minutes to understand that the weapon had an trick version and it took me 3 days and 3 hours to defeat casgoigne after giving up on the cleric beast because i thought the cleric beast is somekind of an endboss and i have to come back after some 100 level ups

    • @Laxsei_Hunter
      @Laxsei_Hunter 5 років тому +406

      It took me 33 minutes to defeat the first werewolf without knowing that i could use weapons

    • @Foflito
      @Foflito 5 років тому +19

      @@Yazaven 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boza8737
      @boza8737 5 років тому +15

      @@killerklinge52 did you beat bloodborne 😂

    • @killerklinge52
      @killerklinge52 5 років тому +39

      yes and no. i need to defeat the last boiss germain. But first i want to beat the DLC and i couldnt kill ludwig. The DLC is much more harder than the actual game is.

  • @puppins92
    @puppins92 6 років тому +1313

    this is probably the first speedrunner that i actually truly enjoyed watching..
    I felt like I was understanding what he was doing.
    I like the fact that he tells you what he's doing and what he's about to do!
    Great guy! Loved it!

    • @returntolifeband
      @returntolifeband 6 років тому +5

      Luca Puppini I still really enjoy watching Distortion2.

    • @WrongEnd
      @WrongEnd 6 років тому +8

      same the only speedrun i watched without a skip

    • @puppins92
      @puppins92 6 років тому +1

      M Oda same here

    • @jbowman1018
      @jbowman1018 6 років тому +19

      Agreed the boss fight explanations were actually really cool to hear.

    • @tehxperience
      @tehxperience 6 років тому +1

      To be fair if you reset like 40 times you arent still gonna be explaining everything youre doing again. And it often takes a lot of resets to get a good run so thats the only one you see

  • @mohamedamr9841
    @mohamedamr9841 4 роки тому +509

    I like how he's explaining everything he's doing to keep me engaged with vid, other speedrunners usually just do their run and only explain the exploits which makes me sometimes space out while watching

    • @miklor646
      @miklor646 2 роки тому +11

      We’ll the fact that they’re even letting you watch and interacting should be appreciated. It’s harder than you think

    • @Doomr_
      @Doomr_ Рік тому

      تكلم عربي ياخي حسيت بالغربة

    • @lokilucario
      @lokilucario Рік тому +3

      ​@@miklor646not really lol they're streamers they NEED us to watch or they wouldn't have careers

  • @xonikIDGAF
    @xonikIDGAF 6 років тому +3197

    He sounds like a surgeon when he is killing th bosses xD
    “Two L1 Three R1 to stagger...
    I need three viscerals stat. “ 😂😂😂

    • @DeadlyHord3
      @DeadlyHord3 5 років тому

      Hahahahahaha..

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 років тому +50

      Two L1's nurse QUICK

    • @benconnor3206
      @benconnor3206 5 років тому +2

      Daniel Puig what’s the time stamp for that line? It sounds so funny lol

    • @seamusfraser4679
      @seamusfraser4679 5 років тому

      He is though

    • @Unoriginal_human
      @Unoriginal_human 5 років тому +3

      @@benconnor3206 about 7:51 where the boss fight starts then not long after

  • @marin7615
    @marin7615 6 років тому +1396

    Months after finishing the game "in a normal way" somebody told me about these speedruns. I said no way, impossible, the game is quite hard, you die so often, bosses are challenging. Then I watch this video. Unearthy jaw-dropping astonishing not from this planet. I feel so poor.

    • @ANN123222
      @ANN123222 6 років тому

      Lol so true

    • @ttvyopdobs4340
      @ttvyopdobs4340 6 років тому

      But that bloodborne isnt "hard"

    • @JayTraversJT
      @JayTraversJT 5 років тому +19

      You must be new to the soulsborne series brother.

    • @boza8737
      @boza8737 5 років тому +3

      The speedrun bloodborne isn't really hard ina direct way. Speedrunning has the easiest ways to beat bosses (not always the easiest) or the most practical, plus there is an already layed out way to kill them.

    • @boza8737
      @boza8737 5 років тому +5

      You just need to follow the instructions and memorize the run, it still is hard tho. I haven't spedrun before but doing all the glitches and stuff in any really sounds hard. I want to learn a run because it sounds fun.

  • @simon40sp
    @simon40sp 6 років тому +2756

    Jesus it took me longer to take off the plastic wrapping of the DVD case!

    • @itsSloMo
      @itsSloMo 6 років тому +49

      simon40sp DVD case 😂😂😂

    • @Grimsikk
      @Grimsikk 6 років тому +113

      A DVD case?
      Weird, mine came as a floppy disk.

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 6 років тому +35

      I bought it on 20CDs

    • @section8571
      @section8571 6 років тому +51

      20CDs?
      Weird, mine came in a 2 disk set of the lion king 1 1/2

    • @HellGatyr
      @HellGatyr 6 років тому +24

      what dvd? it came with usb flash drive

  • @andrewsebree4333
    @andrewsebree4333 5 років тому +323

    "Decent enough fight... decent enough fight. Not the best."
    It took 10 tries to beat the BSB

  • @thomasgray6059
    @thomasgray6059 6 років тому +3337

    This man has lined his mind with eyes.

    • @ahmadtarek7763
      @ahmadtarek7763 6 років тому +39

      I see what u did there but very few people will understand this .

    • @HighGuy92
      @HighGuy92 6 років тому +85

      @@ahmadtarek7763 hopefully everyone watching this would understand what he means...people who don't know bloodborne probably aren't watching this lmao

    • @omenjesus1
      @omenjesus1 6 років тому +38

      @@ahmadtarek7763 literally anyone who played through the game in the video this comment was on should understand this..

    • @kosayen2
      @kosayen2 6 років тому +3

      omenjesus1 i did, but i dont understand

    • @ivikivi32vonbaum
      @ivikivi32vonbaum 5 років тому +34

      Clearly, she heard his prayers and granted him eyes.

  • @samdeddens8690
    @samdeddens8690 6 років тому +311

    Speed runs normally don’t do much for me but this was damn impressive. Especially knowing how hard this game is. Props my dude

  • @nekomancer545
    @nekomancer545 6 років тому +840

    When your mom says you only have 33 minutes to play

  • @SgtSnowballs
    @SgtSnowballs 4 роки тому +184

    Gherman: Hunter, Save us from this nightmare
    Hunter: alright let’s make it quick, my Dinner is getting cold
    30 mins later:

    • @Hater20X
      @Hater20X 3 роки тому +2

      Question why does Gherman try to kill you at the end? Dosnet he want to escape the dream? Is the nightmare he tells you about Mergo's wer nurse? Does killing her change anything in Yharnam? Like do the people get saved? Or is it pointless and the city will forever be doomed?

    • @jackour8167
      @jackour8167 3 роки тому +5

      @@Hater20X
      Spoilers
      1. Don't listen to who tells the doll is evil. She helps. Even after she sends you to German
      2. German kills you to free from the dream. It is said that the blood drives one mad so germam didn't want us to suffer. So he told us to complete our mission so he can have the right to release us.
      3. When the doll is shown holding as a great one /on a chair that is something you chose yourself. She loves you as she said in one of her words. But she can't help do that cycle all over again.
      If there was an ending to free the doll along yourself I'd definitely go for it

  • @legalmenteluis
    @legalmenteluis 6 років тому +2203

    He seems like a really nice guy

    • @landonsmith521
      @landonsmith521 6 років тому +258

      Seems like a really nice neckbeard

    • @potatopatato1565
      @potatopatato1565 6 років тому +26

      Uchihapapi oh he is really nice try visit his twitch

    • @kennnnnn1015
      @kennnnnn1015 6 років тому +17

      Try to watch his speed run at AGDQ. Its cool.

    • @wirapratama8293
      @wirapratama8293 6 років тому

      Hey man..u still make naruto memez?

    • @FlorinToader
      @FlorinToader 6 років тому

      dude looks like he did this before

  • @Xarazel
    @Xarazel 6 років тому +1512

    *destroys 80% of the game in 22 minutes*
    "meh, could be better"
    .__.

    • @revotrip2069
      @revotrip2069 5 років тому +31

      This guy is pretty talented, as I've been playing the game for weeks, and I'm still not finished
      .__.

    • @dominicp9296
      @dominicp9296 5 років тому +14

      @Erick-Emil Szelitzky would love to sue you beat the game less then this please

  • @broadestcash5275
    @broadestcash5275 5 років тому +301

    Watching this makes me feel like I haven't even learned how to breath while this guy is conquering the world

  • @keriharguess5584
    @keriharguess5584 4 роки тому +240

    Never has my jaw actually dropped watching someone play this.. this man has madman’s knowledge.

    • @Leyenda67
      @Leyenda67 25 днів тому

      @@keriharguess5584 No, he has great one wisdom

  • @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo
    @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo 6 років тому +3464

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate this dude’s memorization skills. All the boss weaknesses, and all the shortcuts. Damn dude.
    Edit: I've finally learned this run a few months ago and I'm working on getting my time down.

  • @dovahkiin52
    @dovahkiin52 5 років тому +787

    So this is what you become after swallowing too much insight.

    • @adityaparashar5154
      @adityaparashar5154 4 роки тому +1

      I could have had 79 insight if I didn’t spend it on some stuff, now I have 64 this is after rom

    • @spidernuke5957
      @spidernuke5957 4 роки тому +5

      @@adityaparashar5154 it’s fun trying to play on 99 insight the whole time. That’s where I’m at with my highest character. I think I have him at level 200 something. I can’t really remember though

    • @adityaparashar5154
      @adityaparashar5154 4 роки тому

      It is really fun

    • @adityaparashar5154
      @adityaparashar5154 4 роки тому

      You get so many items

    • @sirmonke8946
      @sirmonke8946 3 роки тому +7

      What happens when you snort 4 great ones wisdom

  • @BHM_Productions
    @BHM_Productions 6 років тому +548

    I like his personality! So chill and genuine. He's got this game down to mathematics at this point, seriously impressive!

    • @AnimeisGarbage
      @AnimeisGarbage 6 років тому +6

      BHM Productions Math is hard, he's got his game down to physical education.

    • @BHM_Productions
      @BHM_Productions 6 років тому +9

      You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected.
      Haha I get where you’re coming from, but I was referring to how he literally calculated every move and the perfect amount of hits to precisely take down each boss.

    • @AnimeisGarbage
      @AnimeisGarbage 6 років тому +1

      BHM Productions Yeah I got it, I was just joking.

    • @BHM_Productions
      @BHM_Productions 6 років тому +1

      You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected.
      Oh I know! It was a good joke!

    • @JackChehade
      @JackChehade 6 років тому +1

      +You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected. 10/10 dank joke

  • @mightyodeangames6070
    @mightyodeangames6070 3 роки тому +113

    The way he destroyed bloodstarved beast still amaze me

  • @mvvo7366
    @mvvo7366 6 років тому +538

    somewhere, as this run happened ,some japanese programmer was crying out his eyeballs

    • @orange-one
      @orange-one 6 років тому

      i dont get it? he's programming the game?

    • @smithwill9006
      @smithwill9006 6 років тому +11

      @@orange-one no you do realize that bloodborne is a Japanese game right? And the game was meant to be played by countless hours

    • @alchemicalalek7535
      @alchemicalalek7535 8 місяців тому

      Poor Miyazaki

  • @hugopinai2005
    @hugopinai2005 6 років тому +1088

    I did my ng++ run in a little over 2 hours and felt like a god, this man and all souls speedrunners have my deepest respect

    • @plmby
      @plmby 6 років тому +8

      He skipped a bunch of the game, and probably didn't even find those skips

    • @Wickedersombody
      @Wickedersombody 6 років тому +4

      hugo pinai they play on the 1.00 update before patches are placed

    • @leventhefox
      @leventhefox 6 років тому +10

      If you use a Disk or never update the game you can play offline on launch patch.

    • @Wickedersombody
      @Wickedersombody 6 років тому +1

      FatalPies pretty much if you have a disk copy and turn off auto update or even cancel the update in progress you can play the day 1 launch aka 1.00 offline mode
      Now if I could only figure out how to play the dlc unpatched

    • @Wickedersombody
      @Wickedersombody 6 років тому +3

      wilcoerwin don't remember but I know all these glitches were patched

  • @CV-lm7pv
    @CV-lm7pv 6 років тому +1888

    34 minutes in, I was still customizing my character XD.

    • @WrongEnd
      @WrongEnd 6 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @512lilirose
      @512lilirose 6 років тому +18

      Yeah I'm taking my time on this , not gonna rush.

    • @sebastiancurelea2035
      @sebastiancurelea2035 6 років тому +2

      Carlos Vega same 😂😂😂

    • @liamkeenan1636
      @liamkeenan1636 6 років тому +7

      I was still putting the disk into my playstation

    • @UNCHARTED2FANATIC
      @UNCHARTED2FANATIC 6 років тому +8

      Carlos Vega meanwhile kidsmoove died 20+ times to cleric beast

  • @Amadi1
    @Amadi1 4 роки тому +88

    It took me like 2 days of "WTF" to finally learn that I had an axe available to fight.

    • @henryjdw238
      @henryjdw238 4 роки тому +6

      I stopped playing for about a year coz I didn't equip the weapons (didn't know I had to)

    • @Justin_GFM
      @Justin_GFM 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bacardi_shake Tell your friend it's worth it. Being able to complete one of the hardest games you've ever played is satisfying, especially taking out Orphan of Kos

    • @Bloomven
      @Bloomven 3 роки тому +3

      @@henryjdw238 if that's what's stopping you to play games then you better off...

  • @freesmelly1169
    @freesmelly1169 6 років тому +1060

    In the 6 minuets it took him to get to old yarhnam it took me 7 hours to get to cathedral ward.

    • @mza4739
      @mza4739 6 років тому +12

      Your comment doesn't make sense...

    • @d4rther3tic80
      @d4rther3tic80 6 років тому +41

      @@mza4739 it took him 7 hours to get to cathedral ward. it took the speed runner 6 mins to get to old yharnam. took me about 10hours

    • @mza4739
      @mza4739 6 років тому +13

      @@d4rther3tic80 He said "in the 6 minutes". How can it be in the 6 minutes if it took him 7 hours to get to Cathedral Ward?

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 6 років тому +12

      MZA the speedrunner got to old yharnam in 6 minutes, the OP got to cathedral ward in 7 hours.

    • @mza4739
      @mza4739 6 років тому +9

      @@fractic4423 I get what he's trying to say. I'm saying the words he used changed the meaning into not making sense...

  • @soullessone3797
    @soullessone3797 5 років тому +138

    No hits blood starved beast in a few seconds: “eh decent enough fight not the best”

  • @mirzaheric8883
    @mirzaheric8883 6 років тому +813

    Skiped 30 sec. Miss bossfight

  • @Don_Yeti
    @Don_Yeti 2 роки тому +55

    This is insane! He's even reading the comments while playing! Great speedrun!

  • @doctorhouse4961
    @doctorhouse4961 6 років тому +4395

    Speedrun is 32 minutes long.
    Video is 33 minutes long.
    "Bloodborne Speedrun in 34 minutes."
    >:(

    • @shavedata5436
      @shavedata5436 6 років тому +138

      speedrun was under 30. IGN doesn't have a clue.
      I could be more precise, but they blocked igt with their ads

    • @StOrion
      @StOrion 6 років тому +15

      tumbnail says 35:25

    • @ethanlee4910
      @ethanlee4910 6 років тому +3

      @@shavedata5436 Speedrun wasn't under 30, did you even look at the timer?

    • @shavedata5436
      @shavedata5436 6 років тому +29

      Bacon is Life IGT not real time. Watch the last minute again. He says he needs 29:39 for WR and at the end he says he was 10 seconds off.

    • @ethanlee4910
      @ethanlee4910 6 років тому +6

      @@shavedata5436 The timer time is whats counted. Not the in game time. The in game time doesnt account for some stuff (such as loading screens). It was a 30+ minute Speedrun my dude. Are you new to the sr community?

  • @AyItzMicha
    @AyItzMicha 6 років тому +574

    This could so easily be a boss tutorial

  • @javiermg6171
    @javiermg6171 6 років тому +194

    Omg the way he knows every single corner of the game is just F*KING INSANE!!! .... my first "speed run" took me about 3 and a half hours and i felt like the best BB player... now i see how wrong i was xD, nice job dude, salutes tu you

    • @ElPibePlay1000
      @ElPibePlay1000 5 років тому +8

      3 hours is decent, this guy did many speedruns

    • @alfredparker4369
      @alfredparker4369 5 років тому +8

      3.5 isn't bad, again this guy has practiced and practised. You did great

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 5 років тому

      Actually most speedrunners know nothing besides their used routes about the games at least that's what a german runner said

    • @alfredparker4369
      @alfredparker4369 5 років тому +3

      @@brohvakiindova4452 well with that it could be eather, they could just play the routes or they could know the game and what its about.

  • @kevinhibbard320
    @kevinhibbard320 4 роки тому +22

    I was lost and scared the whole time. But he is so happy and calm

  • @Beowulfgang_Amadeus
    @Beowulfgang_Amadeus 6 років тому +186

    jesus, the technical knowledge is blowing me away. Every boss fight exactly what hes going to do and what the reaction of the boss will be. insane.

    • @marceline3665
      @marceline3665 4 роки тому +17

      Speed runners are a different breed of gamer for real

  • @controllerkopf1769
    @controllerkopf1769 6 років тому +75

    One of the most fun to watch speedruns ever. Great naration and all that insight coming with the commentating.

  • @VichyGlitterGun
    @VichyGlitterGun 5 років тому +357

    *Watches for tips on how to make this game easier*
    *Ends feeling more stressed*

  • @Sumea_Saukko
    @Sumea_Saukko 4 роки тому +73

    His friend: Hey, you know that game i borrowed you an hour ago?
    Him: Yeah, i’m done..
    His friend: That hard huh?
    Him: Meh..

  • @jovialhovis107
    @jovialhovis107 6 років тому +72

    listening to him talk out the strat as he does it so casual is just.. beautiful. you sir, are a beast

  • @BlueHarvey
    @BlueHarvey 6 років тому +128

    For everyone who wants to know who this guy is called, you can find him under the name heyZeusHeresToast on twitch, he is streaming almost every day around 8 pm GMT (not 100% sure on that one). He does a lot of these.

  • @lecorny007
    @lecorny007 6 років тому +218

    24:24 you know he's a legit speedrunner when he murdered a woman without hesitation.

    • @fareschotekhan7769
      @fareschotekhan7769 4 роки тому +7

      Twice

    • @adamjensen9463
      @adamjensen9463 4 роки тому +9

      Tell me about it. He just murdered the doll. Poor doll.

    • @2hot4u68
      @2hot4u68 4 роки тому +4

      I'm a beginner, can someone pls explain why he kills the doll?

    • @s0nicwave
      @s0nicwave 4 роки тому +29

      @@2hot4u68 so you don't have to go through the dialogue when leveling up

    • @SunWarriorSolaire
      @SunWarriorSolaire 8 місяців тому

      @@2hot4u68the doll has long dialouge before you can upgrade. If you kill her, you can upgrade quickly

  • @corywittamori896
    @corywittamori896 2 роки тому +7

    Absolutely amazing. The energy and constant focus is something to marvel. Had to turn off half way as I've only just beat Rom in about 12 to 15 hours

  • @MrMajima
    @MrMajima 6 років тому +242

    I'm impressed not just by the time he took,but by how easily he beats the bosses that people had spent hours to kill.

    • @MrTeG3SH
      @MrTeG3SH 5 років тому +8

      The Irony is I didn't have much trouble with the bosses. The guys with the bags gave me the biggest problem. Same with Raven-Tengu in Nioh ( Although I really really really hate Umi-bozu in NIOH)

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 5 років тому +1

      MrTeG3SH the secret to killing the guys in the bags is just trying to hit them with everything you got before they go frenzy. But they were pretty infuriating the first time I was kidnapped lol

    • @MrTeG3SH
      @MrTeG3SH 5 років тому +1

      Luckily the get killed after Killing ROM i guess@@Lucaz99

  • @DapaChrons
    @DapaChrons 6 років тому +965

    seems like a great guy

    • @mayz9185
      @mayz9185 6 років тому +2

      His face is not great. The one huge mistake he made : didnt hide his face.

    • @isaacwellsfit
      @isaacwellsfit 6 років тому +141

      May Z no one cares about his face

    • @michaelbdog8309
      @michaelbdog8309 6 років тому +132

      @@mayz9185 u sound like a bitter old loser.

    • @egemenozcelik7494
      @egemenozcelik7494 5 років тому +27

      @@mayz9185 why . He looks ok

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 років тому +61

      @@mayz9185 looks like a cool friendly guy so idk what you on

  • @quinx
    @quinx 6 років тому +65

    I was never interested in Speed Runs or Dark Souls but i sat through the whole thing simply because this dude seems to be an awesome guy

  • @leonardwilson3
    @leonardwilson3 2 роки тому +61

    That blood-starved beast fight was Nasty!!

  • @jackcarr6686
    @jackcarr6686 6 років тому +2261

    those doors take forever to open

    • @ecMonify
      @ecMonify 6 років тому +193

      doors/elevators/ladders are disguised loading screens in bloodborne and the other souls-games, that's why :P

    • @Dr.WhetFarts
      @Dr.WhetFarts 6 років тому +22

      no they are not. if you see a loading screen, it's loading.. there is no loading during any elevators or ladders..

    • @lukeyyyyyy
      @lukeyyyyyy 6 років тому +125

      there is why do you think the bridge didnt load in when he glitched in central yharnam cos it loads in as you progress and door sgive it more time

    • @Ipko
      @Ipko 6 років тому +20

      dr. whet farts hah never played resident evil kiddo

    • @bearman9237
      @bearman9237 6 років тому +5

      Because he went in an unintended path if so it wasn't loaded.

  • @trav_trav1712
    @trav_trav1712 6 років тому +65

    this is insanity he completed this game in 34 minutes yet am still stuck at the first boss after a whole day

  • @imsupersane4603
    @imsupersane4603 6 років тому +59

    Doctor:You have 30mins left before you die
    Me:Bloodborne speedrun

  • @MastaSmoke420
    @MastaSmoke420 3 роки тому +40

    As a new BB player watching you talk us through that BSB fight with such accuracy was amazing!

    • @liambruce1322
      @liambruce1322 3 роки тому +2

      Same bro, been stuck on Bsb for a while now

  • @nanaboru3276
    @nanaboru3276 5 років тому +155

    i love how he' s really welcoming

    • @zun5932
      @zun5932 4 роки тому +3

      80% welcoming 20%playing

  • @BoolaidMan
    @BoolaidMan 5 років тому +101

    Imagine what Gherman thought when he released the hunter into the night and she comes back in 30 mins, I bet he was shaking in his boots seeing if she would accept her death instead of killing him.

  • @SheaWaiteAMDG
    @SheaWaiteAMDG 5 років тому +487

    I started playing Bloodborne over 2 years ago and today was the first time I've heard the doll's death sound. It's so sad

    • @TheJoeBeshai
      @TheJoeBeshai 5 років тому +8

      Lol why did he kill the doll?

    • @cameroncope7596
      @cameroncope7596 5 років тому +122

      Fred Potter If he doesn’t kill the doll then he has to talk to her before levelling up which takes extra time

    • @-jellyzwop-3237
      @-jellyzwop-3237 4 роки тому +23

      @@cameroncope7596
      Oh that makes sense... still mean though

    • @kevind4074
      @kevind4074 4 роки тому +1

      @@-jellyzwop-3237 nope the doll is evil

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 4 роки тому +32

      Damn, I didn't even know you could kill her, but she's so sweet that I never would anyway.

  • @gunnerhansen1127
    @gunnerhansen1127 3 роки тому +62

    On my first play through it took me almost 12 hours to get to cathedral ward. He made it there in four minutes.

  • @dwcramer92
    @dwcramer92 6 років тому +126

    This dude is the happiest dude, whilst also being super chill.

  • @blackwidow7804
    @blackwidow7804 6 років тому +267

    I platinued Demon Souls, Dark Souls 1, 2, 3, Nioh (including Abyss floor 999) and Bloodborne but still watching this speedrunners make me feel like a total noob.

    • @left4let
      @left4let 6 років тому +4

      I second that

    • @spire_6451
      @spire_6451 6 років тому +3

      I didn't platinum dark souls 2 but the other I did And iam literally the same

  • @attilala4877
    @attilala4877 6 років тому +277

    He probably played Bloodborne so much, he forgot to shave.

    • @bilguunnyamaa7767
      @bilguunnyamaa7767 6 років тому +12

      Be respectful

    • @attilala4877
      @attilala4877 6 років тому +37

      I wasn't offensive, it was just the first thing popped in my mind. He's awesome tho. But still, you need to play the game ALOT to be able to speedrun it like this, I know it because I played BB quite some time, but I'm nowhere near to his level.

    • @aroaround
      @aroaround 6 років тому +9

      is ok bro its funny

    • @halfwithazard4112
      @halfwithazard4112 6 років тому +2

      attila la I love that beard tho lmao

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 6 років тому +6

      attila la love this joke but ofc the first comment is someone getting offended for someone else

  • @Liam20005
    @Liam20005 3 роки тому +12

    Man!!! You did so so well with that boss fight with the blood starved beast tick pirfect because that boss can we be very annoying with its toxic stack effect!

  • @kingpickle3712
    @kingpickle3712 6 років тому +87

    Wow, I can't even stay alive for 34 minutes. You did it while chatting with people.

  • @shoveitup_inc.9717
    @shoveitup_inc.9717 5 років тому +187

    I could never speedrun this game because I couldn’t bring myself to kill the doll...

    • @charlesovatar
      @charlesovatar 4 роки тому +2

      why he kill the doll? any special reason?

    • @jairoleonjiron6204
      @jairoleonjiron6204 4 роки тому +50

      @@charlesovatar to win time, cuz the doll usually speaks to you

    • @tillbarthelma8593
      @tillbarthelma8593 4 роки тому +2

      @@jairoleonjiron6204 🤣🤣

    • @benprickett8894
      @benprickett8894 3 роки тому +6

      @@charlesovatar The doll is evil, thats why lol. It actually cuts all of her dialogue and you can level up instantly instead.

    • @jackour8167
      @jackour8167 3 роки тому +12

      The doll isn't evil. She was created for that purpose. She can't help it.

  • @okamiazril
    @okamiazril 6 років тому +334

    lol..the werewolf be like ''hey!! notice me you dammit !''

  • @adondonahue9357
    @adondonahue9357 Рік тому +3

    Dude is a savage I've been grinding this game for weeks trying to beat it for weeks maybe months my man does it in minutes well done dude!!!!

  • @gamechaser94
    @gamechaser94 6 років тому +252

    its been 34 minutes.... i still aint beeat that wolf thing in the beginning

    • @aishanehal4881
      @aishanehal4881 6 років тому +2

      dont have to

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 6 років тому +19

      That's actually really sad because that specific wolf-beast you meet in the clinic is weaker than any other version of that beast.

    • @sourlessfix9109
      @sourlessfix9109 6 років тому +3

      he didn't either when you think about it

    • @saraha9772
      @saraha9772 6 років тому

      😂😂 Im still choosing my character

    • @saraha9772
      @saraha9772 6 років тому

      @@connorclemmons8698 humor

  • @Arbiter19963
    @Arbiter19963 6 років тому +878

    I'm annoyed that the runners name isnt in the title or showing on the video but by god the ign watermark is.

    • @pokeman316
      @pokeman316 6 років тому +74

      “Heyzeusherestoast” is the username

    • @Arbiter19963
      @Arbiter19963 6 років тому +129

      Poke Man i know, I am just annoyed that ign didn't put it for those who don't know him

    • @mrstrdknmabalz1412
      @mrstrdknmabalz1412 6 років тому +15

      Arbiter19963 they put the name in the description(which most of us wont bother to read)

    • @Arbiter19963
      @Arbiter19963 6 років тому +19

      Stkrdknmibalz I know, I'm saying that it isn't in the title nor on the video itself but the ign watermark is.

    • @mrstrdknmabalz1412
      @mrstrdknmabalz1412 6 років тому +4

      Arbiter19963 yeah, i was actually looking for the guy's name/username.

  • @joaopaulodossantos2207
    @joaopaulodossantos2207 11 місяців тому +4

    Zeus plays Bloodborne EVERDAY. He is the best Bloodborne's player

  • @pandadares8905
    @pandadares8905 6 років тому +69

    32 minute run
    3200 Hours Of Practice

  • @khaledfawares2165
    @khaledfawares2165 5 років тому +140

    Dude there’s something about bearded men that makes them invincible

  • @derekcampbell4209
    @derekcampbell4209 6 років тому +46

    Zues also does the “All Bosses” category, main and dlc bosses, in about one hour in 12 minutes. He makes Orphan of Kos look like a joke.

  • @francesco-117
    @francesco-117 2 роки тому +20

    WOW, you are really impressive man. It took me 10 hours to get to the second boss and then lose 20 times in a row 🤣

  • @monkee3721
    @monkee3721 6 років тому +71

    takes me an hour to find out where to go...

  • @enzowarren9832
    @enzowarren9832 6 років тому +113

    This man is a multitasking-god.

  • @xPlicitBubulica
    @xPlicitBubulica 6 років тому +110

    3 hours into the game and i'm still at cleric beast
    he didn't even had to fight it oh god

    • @Tairashimuzu
      @Tairashimuzu 6 років тому +10

      IceRapzzor Media cleric beast is optional

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 6 років тому

      Tyler Sims I know that now 🤦‍♂️

    • @SYNDRONE
      @SYNDRONE 6 років тому +10

      Optional boss fight but well worth it and probably my most favorite one! I bought a PS4 and Bloodborne ONLY because I saw a review where some guys fought against the Cleric Beast (that chior that kicks in when you start the fight - such an epic soundtrack and moment!). Best decision, loved playing this game so much!! :]

    • @gagongflip389
      @gagongflip389 6 років тому

      Didnt even know it was optional, I thought it was the first boss, second was that screaming poison beast, that was so quick.

    • @serveasglitch4426
      @serveasglitch4426 6 років тому

      @@gagongflip389 but garcione tho

  • @alfredashford5924
    @alfredashford5924 5 років тому +6

    Zeus: *Jumps the railing at Byrgenwerth.*
    Wilhelm: Wait a minute, that’s illegal!

  • @korkingg
    @korkingg 6 років тому +259

    I feel some kind of pain when he kill the doll :'(

    • @rarax3647
      @rarax3647 5 років тому +2

      He thinks she is evil :)

    • @scheisset
      @scheisset 5 років тому +5

      @@rarax3647 Yes, it is evil

    • @hunterofhunterzz0p
      @hunterofhunterzz0p 4 роки тому +4

      The doll IS evil

    • @xerneasstellar84
      @xerneasstellar84 4 роки тому

      @@hunterofhunterzz0p Why is the Doll evil? I just started the game 3 days ago!

    • @hunterofhunterzz0p
      @hunterofhunterzz0p 4 роки тому +15

      @@xerneasstellar84 well welcome to the best game you will ever play, look it's hard to tell you why the doll is evil without spoiling the game, but don't trust the doll... The doll is not your friend

  • @pkuiaso
    @pkuiaso 6 років тому +86

    *slays BSB like its nothing* “eh decent enough fight, not the best but it was decent” LIKE WHAT

    • @Owerus
      @Owerus 6 років тому +4

      pkuiaso Bsb fight with coctail and beast blood pellet is pretty easy. Try it yourself. You can do it without problems at level 4 even if you arent above average.

    • @spacecadet4191
      @spacecadet4191 5 років тому

      OWERFULL owerfull and fire paper

    • @mhl861
      @mhl861 5 років тому

      pkuiaso ikr I commented the same thing

  • @RogueSeraph
    @RogueSeraph 6 років тому +36

    When people tell you to "git gud scrub"...this is how "git gud" really looks like.

  • @shamusonespot5072
    @shamusonespot5072 Рік тому +5

    When you want to play bloodbourne 30 min before work

  • @Airlxs23
    @Airlxs23 5 років тому +39

    I just got this game and it took me 35 mins to make my character. And this guy finished the game in less time. Awesome 👍

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 6 років тому +726

    Jeez, how do people even do these kind of things?

    • @ownagesrule
      @ownagesrule 6 років тому +62

      John Chi tons of training

    • @shdwboi07
      @shdwboi07 6 років тому +71

      Effort and patience, and usually a ton of time.

    • @Falter007
      @Falter007 6 років тому +88

      Git Gud.

    • @Snipetonight
      @Snipetonight 6 років тому +12

      Not really, it is tons of practice but you need the right mind set for it which not a whole lotta people have.

    • @TheStrategist314
      @TheStrategist314 6 років тому +1

      It's a team effort.

  • @stevenberthy8850
    @stevenberthy8850 6 років тому +341

    30 minutes run, 300 hours learning, time well spent

    • @mahfuzannan8270
      @mahfuzannan8270 6 років тому +82

      Steven Berthy not 300 , it's 3000 hours

    • @ReDHaWko
      @ReDHaWko 6 років тому +2

      and alot more on top of that :P

    • @cdiers26
      @cdiers26 6 років тому +8

      lol... 300 hrs...lol i have over 1k and i couldnt do anything close to this

    • @JoeSK2
      @JoeSK2 6 років тому

      Dierskie * its actually 3000 hours

    • @arathoras12
      @arathoras12 6 років тому +2

      If it would be only 300 then I would be a world class speedrunner too.

  • @DarKKnightt07
    @DarKKnightt07 5 років тому +16

    I must touch the beard of wisdom to harness the power of greatness.

  • @Cottenthemole
    @Cottenthemole 6 років тому +50

    I think the most impressive part is the menuing for me.