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  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia 3 роки тому +55789

    bro what the hell

    • @TheCzarcastic
      @TheCzarcastic 3 роки тому +6795

      cant believe he cheated on you

    • @scmomcquad1007
      @scmomcquad1007 3 роки тому +861

      :(

    • @l9324
      @l9324 3 роки тому +5949

      to slow down is to be left in the dust

    • @justinl8791
      @justinl8791 3 роки тому +307

      Ayy LMAO 🤣

    • @RedStefan
      @RedStefan 3 роки тому +435

      I refuse to believe, this must be a mistake! Surely!

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 3 роки тому +10734

    I never thought a real company would have the slogan “rip into a mother”

    • @thomas484
      @thomas484 3 роки тому +415

      They're Australian, need I say more?

    • @breadpriest
      @breadpriest 3 роки тому +282

      @@thomas484 so the avarage mother in australia has 5 spiders up her ass yearly?

    • @ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร
      @ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร 3 роки тому +190

      @@breadpriest ... *It disturbs me that The Picture May be an Fetish...*

    • @breadpriest
      @breadpriest 3 роки тому +74

      @@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร now now, dont drag my name through the mud

    • @Meryle25
      @Meryle25 3 роки тому +83

      "Mother" is the same as "Monster" that you see every where else in the world...its just branded differently there. It makes sense that they do not put much focus and effort for one small area of their market.

  • @JPCollector
    @JPCollector 3 роки тому +1306

    It's called Mother because it vaguely looks like Monster and they're all just hoping the people accidentally get one of these.

    • @Sugarsugarkittycat
      @Sugarsugarkittycat 3 роки тому +65

      plot twist: its owned by monster

    • @cruelpulse
      @cruelpulse 3 роки тому +73

      @@Sugarsugarkittycat Mother Energy rep here, can confirm, we're owned by Monster Beverage Corporation.

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable 3 роки тому +14

      I’m assuming it’s supposed to make people think of “motherfucker” since it’s also in a gothic font

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 3 роки тому +6

      @@cruelpulse so? you gonna sponsor internet historian now, please?

    • @Constantine_Cvl8
      @Constantine_Cvl8 3 роки тому

      @@Its_Me_Romano that'd be pretty funny and somewhat ironic

  • @sirawesomenessi1796
    @sirawesomenessi1796 3 роки тому +639

    "They're the ones that keep approving these ads" I feel like the Nord ads are just going to get more intense from here

  • @doublesoul862
    @doublesoul862 2 роки тому +4365

    Mother Man bursts into an orphanage and says: "It looks like y'all could use... A MOTHER".

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 2 роки тому +254

      And then leaves without adopting any of them

    • @kweeh3110
      @kweeh3110 2 роки тому +9

      Perfect likes

    • @ratpudding
      @ratpudding 2 роки тому +44

      @@adonaiyah2196 just gives bonnets of mother energy

    • @SpaceKebab
      @SpaceKebab 2 роки тому +8

      whats a mother

    • @superalt513
      @superalt513 2 роки тому +8

      @@ratpudding and all babies become mother babies

  • @lonelybag8510
    @lonelybag8510 3 роки тому +2826

    mother: has the worst marketing of all time.
    internet historian: giving them the best marketing of all time.

    • @Loglam
      @Loglam 3 роки тому +54

      ih: Pay me to roast your product to receive big bucks in dividends.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +4

      I've never even heard of em

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 3 роки тому +4

      @@Loglam Sounds like they’ve got a kink for that.

    • @littlefox2324
      @littlefox2324 3 роки тому +5

      Why “mother”? What freaky name for a drink or drank or wtfever

    • @luketomlinson2672
      @luketomlinson2672 3 роки тому +5

      I lowkey am picking up some of that sour apple flavour next time I go shopping, it's legit
      mother has a real opportunity here

  • @apeaape
    @apeaape 3 роки тому +1916

    This man will not stop until all culture is no longer safe

    • @greatkentuckian9032
      @greatkentuckian9032 3 роки тому +62

      Can't wait till he does the Suez Crisis of 2021.

    • @grigger7000
      @grigger7000 3 роки тому +1

      good.

    • @mellaniepallas9833
      @mellaniepallas9833 3 роки тому +13

      i intend on using this man as a source for my sociology final

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 роки тому

      Sounds perfect to me then. Can't wait till he does everything.

    • @elysiumchaser7799
      @elysiumchaser7799 3 роки тому +7

      It’s satisfying being the one to make the comment go from 999 to “1k”

  • @greenteadreams5182
    @greenteadreams5182 3 роки тому +567

    Aussie here: I drank mother once because they were giving away free cans at the entrance to my university. So they aren't completely brainless in the marketing department, despite everything else.

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 3 роки тому +27

      BAD publicity is also good publicity. I dont see red bull being on an IH video

    • @ColorCarnage
      @ColorCarnage 3 роки тому +31

      @ Caffeine is extremely addictive. Get students to drink it once? Return customers forever.

    • @emperorcheddarcheese7008
      @emperorcheddarcheese7008 3 роки тому +19

      @@ColorCarnage What, addictive? No way! I only drink 3 monsters a day! That isn't "ADDICTION"

    • @doccrobb990
      @doccrobb990 3 роки тому +2

      Getting college kids to accept free shit and then never buy it isn't good marketing lmao

    • @zacharynetzer819
      @zacharynetzer819 3 роки тому

      @@Dasgath Bad publicity is only good if it’s mostly innocent or if you are a completely unknown celebrity. Go ask BP how much they appreciate that bad publicity they got a decade ago. Their stock still hasn’t recovered.

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 2 роки тому +2443

    God I love these videos so much cause it’s basically a highly edited podcast with a new focus topic every time but they forget what the topic is immediately.

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 2 роки тому +79

      incredibly accurate description

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 7 місяців тому +5

      so basically a podcast but interesting

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 3 роки тому +2161

    “Rip open a mother” sound wrong on so many levels.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 3 роки тому +102

      *A pack of Dingo's would like to know your location*

    • @ehmwhy
      @ehmwhy 3 роки тому +17

      You know it was deliberate

    • @mr.afrikaans1747
      @mr.afrikaans1747 3 роки тому +2

      Your mother

    • @AnOrrangeShirt
      @AnOrrangeShirt 3 роки тому +44

      Perfect drink for people performing C-sections

    • @oedipusrex353
      @oedipusrex353 3 роки тому +13

      "mother is calling"

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 3 роки тому +11365

    "I hate when they have Title: Second Title." -Internet Historian: Incognito Mode

  • @mateokostar4086
    @mateokostar4086 3 роки тому +1045

    I want a supercut of all Internet Historian's ads.
    RELEASE THE NORD CUT

    • @bw-mx1dy
      @bw-mx1dy 3 роки тому +72

      The Nord Cinematic Universe will rival that of the MCU.

    • @Ildskalli
      @Ildskalli 3 роки тому +2

      YASSSSSS

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 3 роки тому +3

      i think there is one already

    • @SchizoidMan1989
      @SchizoidMan1989 3 роки тому +12

      Can we have Nord Man vs. Shadowman?

    • @MrMaskYT
      @MrMaskYT 3 роки тому +1

      Nord Man Zack Snyder's cut

  • @Zakronyx
    @Zakronyx 2 роки тому +378

    I demand the 2+ hours of those two talking about Mother to be posted

  • @historyben7122
    @historyben7122 3 роки тому +1639

    I love that people are drinking Mother Energy not while exploring the world and living life to the fullest, but playing videogames at 2 AM

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 3 роки тому +40

      I all those people live in Mother Man's basement

    • @randomshyte9989
      @randomshyte9989 3 роки тому +47

      But thats living life to the fullest.

    • @spiritwildfiregaming1975
      @spiritwildfiregaming1975 3 роки тому +29

      I mean, they could be exploring...
      Exploring Cyrodiil for the 4th time anyways.

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 3 роки тому +10

      So...living life to the fullest then.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 3 роки тому +5

      They got the "mother is calling" part right though because those who do drink this stuff have been getting screamed at to take out the trash for the last three days.

  • @edwarddavies8604
    @edwarddavies8604 3 роки тому +792

    "The mother made me do it" - a legitimate legal defense in Perth

    • @skippityblippity8656
      @skippityblippity8656 3 роки тому +15

      Then do the dance

    • @AsperaZeit
      @AsperaZeit 3 роки тому +2

      all the aussies I've met told me that the people from perth are weird. are the perthple weird

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 3 роки тому

      @@AsperaZeit well is aussie Perth is like our Scottish Perth, then id say stay the fuck away lmao

  • @gizmo359c
    @gizmo359c 2 роки тому +623

    The reason it's called Mother is because the original formula (the one that tasted like shit) was based on "natural" ingredients, hence "Mother Nature" or just Mother. I remember the ads for the original one in 2006 and they took that off the market for a bit and brought in the one we know and love in 2009, with no connection to the natural ingredients thing but keeping the name. I'm pretty sure they were a Coka-Cola product and broke off at some point but I could be wrong about that.

    • @thefatman2276
      @thefatman2276 2 роки тому +23

      its still a coca cola product they're packed in the same factories

    • @gizmo359c
      @gizmo359c 2 роки тому

      @@thefatman2276 well it used to say it on the tin, doesn't last time I checked 🤷‍♂️

    • @thefatman2276
      @thefatman2276 2 роки тому +3

      @@gizmo359c might just be using cokes packing facilities then idk either way passion mother best energy drink

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 2 роки тому

      Monster used mother to get through the doors in Oceania, where energy drinks were heavily regulated compared to america where the drink formula flourishes. Onces they got through the door with the all natural ingredients thing, they backdoored in the chemical poison they shill to the rest of the world. To make it more confusing they sell Monster too which is it's own regional formula more in line with what an energy drink in the region tastes like.

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 2 роки тому +4

      @@thefatman2276 i thought the font and name is so people confuse it with monster energy that on is made by coca cola

  • @drakeafletcher
    @drakeafletcher 3 роки тому +873

    Talks about an energy drink only available in Australia for 8 minutes. Calls the video Food. I love this man

    • @LostKiwi
      @LostKiwi 3 роки тому +49

      Wrong. It's also available in New Zealand!

    • @duomechtra1234
      @duomechtra1234 3 роки тому +5

      @@LostKiwi I was just about to comment this.

    • @GPEtana
      @GPEtana 3 роки тому +13

      @@LostKiwi tomato tomato

    • @Uzknown
      @Uzknown 3 роки тому

      He really had us this april fools day.

    • @drakeafletcher
      @drakeafletcher 3 роки тому +1

      @@LostKiwi right that’s what I said

  • @xarolino
    @xarolino 3 роки тому +4216

    Mother literally Lunched on a new promotion 7 days after this video was posted and their Instagram almost doubled in size in less than a week. this is not a coincidence.

    • @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo
      @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo 3 роки тому +101

      Did they removed the text? Hope they did

    • @indexwell6546
      @indexwell6546 3 роки тому +79

      So is IH doing a double sponsor in this vids?

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v 3 роки тому +87

      @@indexwell6546 No, he'd have to announce it. Most countries are dumb and force individuals to announce if they are sponsored while businesses don't.

    • @gwanael34
      @gwanael34 3 роки тому +71

      @@user-fe8gx3ie5v Businesses are only people when it legally helps them I guess lmao.

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v 3 роки тому +19

      @@gwanael34 No, they are so at all times under American law. There are still legal nuances where individuals and entities aren't given the same treatment, though.

  • @gachasaver5846
    @gachasaver5846 3 роки тому +359

    From working at a fast food chain I can tell you this.
    My manager was in charge of cleaning the ice cream machine, it was one of the things she had to check off her list to close the restaurant. She wanted to leave as soon after closing as possible so she would start cleaning the thing at around 7 PM. It took a lot of work, running water through it a bunch of times, a lot of hand cleaning on the outside and inside, etc. So basically, anyone that wanted ice cream from 7 to close was not going to get it and I was trained to tell them it was broken even as soon as 6 PM. So that's my experience with "broken" ice cream machines.

    • @serule1
      @serule1 3 роки тому +24

      As someone who also worked in fast food, can confirm. Those things took forever to clean.

    • @kdawg0023
      @kdawg0023 3 роки тому +11

      Things explains so much. This comment needs to be at the top.👍🚀

    • @spibbymcgoo4877
      @spibbymcgoo4877 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, experienced the same here, but that just raises the same question because a lot of McDonalds are open 24 hours now and those ones still do this constantly, so if no one has to clean the ice cream/shake machine early so they can go home on time why is it always “down” all the time still?

    • @MVPUnlucky
      @MVPUnlucky 3 роки тому +9

      Why broken and not “closed for the evening”
      Like if McDonald’s doesn’t want to serve ice cream after 7 why not tell people soft serve is only served until 7 and then the machine is closed for the rest of the day for cleaning. Just seems like a weird thing to lie about that doesn’t seem necessary lmao.

    • @spibbymcgoo4877
      @spibbymcgoo4877 3 роки тому +22

      @@MVPUnlucky cuz they’re fuckin greedy and they know if people show up and get the “no shakes” story they’ll still buy other food since they’re already there, as opposed to possibly not showing up at all during those hours

  • @Kaltrogdor
    @Kaltrogdor Рік тому +536

    I worked at McDonald's for about 7 years. The ice cream machines are tempomental, break ludicrously easy and go into cleaning mode AUTOMATICALLY every few hours. Part of the "cleaning" is just defrosting so that the machine literally doesn't freeze up. It did always feel like it happened at the worst time, all the time. But the employees and honestly most floor managers don't know why. And regardless of what its doing if it isn't functioning it'll say on the little readout screen "cleaning mode". At least, that was my experience.

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 Рік тому +16

      not to be that person but
      * temperamental *

    • @xrosso6515
      @xrosso6515 Рік тому +2

      there is a reaction channel where at that part they have said that some place they have gone to do disinfestation were full of coachroches,so it might be for that reason in some place

    • @m1m1ku38
      @m1m1ku38 Рік тому +9

      and you always have that one guy who puts the wrong mix into the machine which breaks it all day..

    • @Kaltrogdor
      @Kaltrogdor Рік тому +9

      @@m1m1ku38 yup. That happened so often at the store I was at actually that we completely stopped using the chocolate mix. That and it almost never got asked for and so eventually went past the sell by date in our storage.

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI Рік тому +11

      @@m1m1ku38 There's also the multitude of employees who've admitted they just don't like working the machine or cleaning it so they simply lie about it being broken to get out of having to deal with it.

  • @agusmelo1
    @agusmelo1 3 роки тому +1563

    Props to Nord for having balls of steel to allow him to keep escalating these ads.

    • @the_birthday_skeleton
      @the_birthday_skeleton 3 роки тому +8

      @Inept Robot ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ the true MVPs

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 роки тому +101

      I think they just sponsor him to see what happens, they don’t care about the money anymore

    • @akleughuglouh
      @akleughuglouh 3 роки тому +58

      Im actually considering Nord VPN out of sheer respect.p

    • @svyatoslavefremov6030
      @svyatoslavefremov6030 3 роки тому +1

      Привет, это тест

    • @illyrian9976
      @illyrian9976 3 роки тому +55

      They probably preffer it this way instead of having everyone skip the add

  • @nickmoreno3885
    @nickmoreno3885 3 роки тому +7592

    I laughed so hard with IH acknowledging that Nord keeps approving the ad times

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому +962

      They have the power to stop him. They are fully aware of what he’s doing, and have made zero effort to stop him.

    • @talks2munch802
      @talks2munch802 3 роки тому +105

      Omg me too! I was driving and had to stop

    • @nickmoreno3885
      @nickmoreno3885 3 роки тому +85

      @@yeahwutever exactly

    • @scamlord5600
      @scamlord5600 3 роки тому +6

      @@talks2munch802bjñ bbbbbbñbb

    • @prod.xavius2739
      @prod.xavius2739 3 роки тому +83

      Proceeded by a Nord no Russian 😭

  • @roelfjoubert1128
    @roelfjoubert1128 3 роки тому +520

    The Nord VPN parts aren't even ads anymore, they are art by this stage.

    • @luketomlinson2672
      @luketomlinson2672 3 роки тому +24

      I want an Internet historian cinematic universe built purely out of the sponsor characters

    • @francafu8951
      @francafu8951 3 роки тому +5

      Idk any other creator that makes me want to watch an ad. Should prolly make a compilation of all of them

    • @katjastrand3955
      @katjastrand3955 3 роки тому +1

      @@francafu8951 Advertisers should be payig him giod

    • @francafu8951
      @francafu8951 3 роки тому

      @@katjastrand3955 idk if they respect youtube ppl that much. Podcasters prolly get all da cash

    • @matthewbanes6591
      @matthewbanes6591 3 роки тому

      But what IS a art?

  • @nobodyimportant2534
    @nobodyimportant2534 2 роки тому +230

    unironically I'd love if historian, kudos, sumito, and ordinary things all came together to make a group channel or whatever you call them together. That sounds awesome af

    • @as7river
      @as7river Рік тому +21

      Maybe not a channel, but definitely an annual video collab.

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 Рік тому +5

      Start a podcast lmfao

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk Рік тому +12

      We have been waiting long enough already for an IH main channel upload.

    • @CW0123
      @CW0123 8 місяців тому +1

      Internet kudosumito things

    • @dr.spookybones3965
      @dr.spookybones3965 8 місяців тому +3

      Four dudes sitting in a collab UA-cam video, countries apart cause they’re not gay

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +14923

    That product copy of Mother Energy sounds like the beginning of a horrible YA novel.

    • @Usernameismine101
      @Usernameismine101 3 роки тому +52

      Bruh moment

    • @mobi4482
      @mobi4482 3 роки тому +366

      Mother feels like it would be a fake parody product thats supposed to mock consumerism or marketing or something... but it *ISN'T*

    • @RoseThistleArtworks
      @RoseThistleArtworks 3 роки тому +56

      Maybe it has placenta in it?

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 3 роки тому +11

      Monster blurbs are just as wanky.

    • @fuckgoogle4712
      @fuckgoogle4712 3 роки тому +43

      @@RoseThistleArtworks "fish additives" 😳

  • @lorenzoaicardi6654
    @lorenzoaicardi6654 3 роки тому +9826

    You know there's a nord vpn executive that absolutely loves the ads.

  • @Angryapprentice
    @Angryapprentice 3 роки тому +557

    As a former McDonald's employee, I can verify that most of the time cleaning the ice cream machine takes wayyyyyyyy too long and they break down every other day. They are really hard to access and clean out. The one I had at the place I worked at actually caught on fire and it took 3 months to replace.

    • @bonechip01
      @bonechip01 3 роки тому +140

      A tale of Ice and Fire.

    • @illyrian9976
      @illyrian9976 3 роки тому +49

      @@bonechip01 Sir Ronald of the House McDonald

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 3 роки тому +17

      Which is weird because when I worked at Braum's our soft-serve machine almost never broke down. Obviously our store mostly stayed afloat on ice cream but even maintenance seemed pretty routine. I wonder if our machine just cost about $50,000 and took a decade to pay itself off or something.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +9

      @@illyrian9976
      Did you hear?
      Lady Flanders from the Scarlet Clan is to be betrothed to Ronald III of House McDonald.

    • @illyrian9976
      @illyrian9976 3 роки тому +2

      @@combativeThinker Yes indeed. I also heard that the King of Burgers, first of his name, is planning an invasion

  • @ronnieberner
    @ronnieberner 2 роки тому +274

    IH: “You could spot a cardboard cake a MILE away!” 5 minutes later: “Ohh you recon those spice piles are made of cardboard?”

  • @JohnFortniteKennedy_
    @JohnFortniteKennedy_ 3 роки тому +857

    The more i watch IH the more Harold's cartoon face fits with his voice

    • @syd5380
      @syd5380 3 роки тому +34

      if IH were to ever do a face reveal (he better not) I just flat out wouldn’t believe it

    • @XxRubenYoxX
      @XxRubenYoxX 3 роки тому +6

      @@syd5380 For his own good, he better not

    • @xkygerx
      @xkygerx 3 роки тому +13

      I’m convinced that once he does a face reveal it’s going to be 40-50 years from now and he will actually be the spitting image of Herald

    • @Booksds
      @Booksds 3 роки тому +1

      There’s a TED talk by András Arató (the model for the Harold stock photos) and it’s weird not hearing IH’s voice when he speaks

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 3 роки тому +1425

    I want to live on the Bizarre timeline where Internet Historian gets a Mother sponsorship

  • @Berd
    @Berd 3 роки тому +2395

    shrimp are good

    • @alexandero9936
      @alexandero9936 3 роки тому +10

      Sucks being allergic to them.

    • @andrewguskey4267
      @andrewguskey4267 3 роки тому +11

      Hi Berd.

    • @hartincmajor202
      @hartincmajor202 3 роки тому +34

      How many shrimps do you have to eat
      Before you make your skin turn pink
      Eat too much and you'll get sick
      Shrimps are pretty rich

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 3 роки тому +1

      Correct

    • @tonyb2271
      @tonyb2271 3 роки тому

      @@hartincmajor202 try carrots

  • @helix9445
    @helix9445 Рік тому +101

    to be fair the werewolf game's title is slightly more justified since it's based on a tabletop roleplaying game called "werewolf: the apocalypse", so they HAD to use the full title even if it ends up looking silly

  • @Arallos
    @Arallos 3 роки тому +9217

    Internet Historian got Mother more attention in 8 and half minutes than they did by themselves in 15 years.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 3 роки тому +717

      Can confirm. Never heard of the brand before this.

    • @pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657
      @pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657 3 роки тому +36

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 go outside

    • @ace-kz9id
      @ace-kz9id 3 роки тому +622

      @@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657 No

    • @tortron
      @tortron 3 роки тому +50

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 see it more than any other energy drink here in nz

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 роки тому +28

      @@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657 No

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 роки тому +15031

    he always go HARD on those sponserships LMAO

    • @pavatee
      @pavatee 3 роки тому +586

      Bro the editor is on ANOTHER LEVEL holy SHIT. This man always has me EXCITED for the ad breaks jesus

    • @NHH009
      @NHH009 3 роки тому +166

      I might actually buy nordvpn after that ad... I don't know how to feel about that.

    • @Fanciable
      @Fanciable 3 роки тому +272

      It makes me wish that other youtubers actually did something exciting with their ads rather than just reading the script all depressingly

    • @pavatee
      @pavatee 3 роки тому +26

      @@Fanciable TMG tries to make it different on their podcast but no one will ever come close to this

    • @HollywoodActorRyanGosling
      @HollywoodActorRyanGosling 3 роки тому +14

      @@pavatee I actually always skip Tiny Meat Gang's ad reads, because they always go on for so long...

  • @Scrod117
    @Scrod117 3 роки тому +350

    He’s finally done it. He committed an unspeakable act of terror during a sponsorship. Bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 3 роки тому +13

      I think norvpn man already blew up the cia or fbi hq.

    • @angrydoge4038
      @angrydoge4038 3 роки тому +1

      PRAAAANAAAAANAAAAAAAAAKEDDD

    • @mosantz3152
      @mosantz3152 3 роки тому +2

      remember, no russian

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 2 роки тому +171

    “How do you kill a squid” just spiked in search terms.
    Also yes, just bashing their head in is the fastest way to kill a fish.

    • @Abigail-hu5wf
      @Abigail-hu5wf 2 роки тому +17

      Always ironic that the most brutal way is also the kindest.

    • @dankolaska4277
      @dankolaska4277 2 роки тому +24

      @@Abigail-hu5wf Kindest is sharp knife in the center of the forehead, right through the brain. Smashing it against a rock may not kill it on the first go and also can ruin the meat. Both are better than letting it suffocate out of water though.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 роки тому +5

      Yup. Watched a lot of fishmongers bash fish heads with clubs as a kid. The sight of it doesn't upset me thanks to that

    • @KimboKG14
      @KimboKG14 4 місяці тому

      @@dankolaska4277 dude I'm just trying to reconnect with a natural way of living,
      not becoming a fucking pet brain surgeon!

  • @leophyte9663
    @leophyte9663 3 роки тому +1694

    I have to say, props to NordVPN for giving the youtubers full creative control over the product placement, I don't even get mad to see that brand everywhere since everyone does it in different ways

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 3 роки тому +120

      Meanwhile World of Tanks/Warships and Raid Shadow Legends gives out generic script and footage for them to insert into their video...

    • @sarahm8829
      @sarahm8829 3 роки тому +127

      @@lifevest1 to be fair internet historians raid ads were wild, idk how he got them approved I swear

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 3 роки тому +62

      @@sarahm8829 yeah, fucking wild, to the point IH was soft-roasting them and their products

    • @renanleandro5914
      @renanleandro5914 3 роки тому +61

      @@sarahm8829 I think that's the reason we dont see them anymore lmao

    • @NumericChaff
      @NumericChaff 3 роки тому +12

      @@renanleandro5914
      Promoting that their game is best played either on the toilet or while driving will do that lmao

  • @Danof
    @Danof 3 роки тому +495

    Former McDonalds worker here, the machine is almost never broken, it's all a LIE
    Basically if you have a lot of customers every person has to man a station and it needs to go fast, making ice-cream is very slow and means that you're one man down since one dude is making some sick ice-cream.
    A lot of customers will also complain if the ice-cream has started to melt so it needs to be perfectly timed with the food and sometimes people just don't pick up there food in time and the ice-cream melts. So the chance of being forced to redo ice-creams are high as well.
    Ice-cream takes to long and thus often during rushes we would just say the famous words "the ice-cream machine is broken"

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 3 роки тому +48

      There's probably that but there's also frequent cleanings that have to be taken which the machine can't run during.

    • @shiva_hardly_sarcastic
      @shiva_hardly_sarcastic 3 роки тому +7

      Interesting this never happend to me in germany

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 3 роки тому +6

      Thats fair

    • @VintageAlien
      @VintageAlien 3 роки тому +37

      When I used to work at Maccas, it wasn't a lie. HQ would have our ass if we lied about the machine being broken. It only takes one Karen to despair about a lack of icecream 2 days in a row for the restaurant manager to get a phone call. Usually the cause was that we ran out of the liquid icecream, or the machine needed cleaning, and we just couldn't get to it right away because of how busy the restaurant was.
      Another one is the frozen coke machine. In summer all the teenagers would rock up for their $1 frozen cokes and the machine just couldn't freeze the stuff fast enough to keep up with the demand. We had 4 frozen coke machines and as soon as the lunch rush happened all 4 would give up and start producing liquidy slush.

    • @twingolord
      @twingolord 3 роки тому +6

      so if you go late at night it’ll probably “work”?

  • @sKittlebruSh
    @sKittlebruSh 3 роки тому +3191

    "I don't like names with colons"
    - Internet Historian: Incognito Mode
    lmao he changed his name to just Incognito Mode

  • @zombieregime
    @zombieregime 2 роки тому +1750

    Fun fact: when you make a food commercial the food pictured in the commercial must be the actual food you serve. They can't use a foam latex patty, or red epoxy for ketchup. However there is no rule stating that the food shown must be in an edible state. Typically meat is undercooked and sprayed with oils to make it look moist and fresh off The grill, cheese is lightly steamed to make it just a little melty but not runny, every diced onion is place with precision.
    It's lying without lying 😉

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 2 роки тому +211

      "We're taking the truth and seasoning it with little lies"
      - Mr. Krabs

    • @johnnytakisawa
      @johnnytakisawa 2 роки тому +100

      Funner fact: this is a lie.

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 2 роки тому +22

      That's what you call "bending the truth"

    • @finn8474
      @finn8474 2 роки тому +31

      This is false

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah 2 роки тому +73

      Not true. They can use anything they like for the commercial but they can't talk about its qualities while showing something else. You can use balls of shortening as ice cream but you can't talk about how creamy it is while somebody digs a spoon into it.

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 3 роки тому +3840

    Mother energy drink, best known for its star role in DJ ravines "10 minutes of happy hardcore" over a decade ago.

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 3 роки тому +191

    “Rip open a mother”
    I’m sensing an idea that wasn’t thought out well

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 3 роки тому +14

      Neither was calling their energy drink "Mother" in the first place. Although I'm sure they thought they were being totally hip and edgy when they did it.

    • @guantofroglol6511
      @guantofroglol6511 3 роки тому +2

      c-section

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +2

      *Macbeth would like to know your location*

  • @liammcguire1954
    @liammcguire1954 3 роки тому +1466

    “Rip into some mother”
    rule 34 artists: *sweats*

    • @HereticJon
      @HereticJon 3 роки тому +46

      Daddy... what are you doing?

    • @grantdotjpg
      @grantdotjpg 3 роки тому +48

      @@HereticJon mother dude, MOTHER

    • @hegpxl
      @hegpxl 3 роки тому +66

      "let the good times flow!"

    • @fishsmell2570
      @fishsmell2570 3 роки тому +23

      Doom 2016 music intensifies

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 роки тому

      oh no

  • @ceice2248
    @ceice2248 Рік тому +90

    for the mcdonalds ice cream machine, I can confirm that at the one I worked at people would say its broken when the managers arent looking because laziness so thats probably what is happening to people

    • @mrlinkssausage6709
      @mrlinkssausage6709 Рік тому +1

      Cba linking it but search “Johnny Harris ice cream”
      Worth a watch

  • @brandonnatschke
    @brandonnatschke 3 роки тому +622

    Historian is really doing his damndest to lose that nord sponsorship, but I’m gonna buy nord just so he can’t stop making the amazing ads

  • @T0fug3n
    @T0fug3n 3 роки тому +1777

    I'd like to see someone make an edgy drink called Father, where the can has nothing but dad jokes all over it.

  • @Jimsydonk
    @Jimsydonk 3 роки тому +2427

    Internet Historian should assemble all of his sponsor mascots like the avengers

    • @KizilXD
      @KizilXD 3 роки тому +67

      IH Cinematic universe

    • @Halfpipesaur
      @Halfpipesaur 3 роки тому +40

      the SANS squad

    • @Konsori
      @Konsori 3 роки тому +3

      This would be epic!!!

    • @No-uc6fg
      @No-uc6fg 3 роки тому +26

      On "The Varus Strakes Buck" at 11:53 it happens.

    • @Cheesefist
      @Cheesefist 3 роки тому +23

      The Advengers*

  • @halbarroyzanty2931
    @halbarroyzanty2931 2 роки тому +43

    You might have seen it already but there's a deep dive video into the McDonald's machines and tldr:
    the machines are deliberately made to often give vague error messages so the McDonald's restaurant owners will have to call a repair man and pay out of pocket.
    They also can't use a different machine because McDonald's has an exclusivity deal with that company.
    (That exclusivity deal is likely also the explanation for why the same machines don't have those problems in other fast food restaurants)

  • @colormetwisted
    @colormetwisted 3 роки тому +2677

    i need the snyder cut where they talk about mother for 2 hours

  • @AhNoWiC
    @AhNoWiC 3 роки тому +233

    This man knows his pull, literally naming videos "art." and "food." Some things need no fanfare, I see IH, I click.

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 3 роки тому +5

      Wait until you see the titles IH has in store for his next few videos: Thoughts. Jokes. Words. Entertainment. Just watch. Thumbs up. Subscribe.

    • @pixulita
      @pixulita 3 роки тому

      also because the series has already been established...

  • @amysel
    @amysel 3 роки тому +1075

    UA-camrs: "I need to be careful with my sponsorship segment to make sure I can keep them"
    Internet Historian: "Remember... No Russians."

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 3 роки тому +25

      Listen to Tim Dillon’s ad reads. Search the Better Health one, he calls it a scam...his own sponsor. And they kept him.

    • @HAZNAUT
      @HAZNAUT 3 роки тому +8

      pank x32

    • @luissan515
      @luissan515 3 роки тому +2

      @@6vitamin by any chance do u happen to know the spisode where he makes up a scene insisting thieves kill his parents all for the cereal ad.

    • @svyatoslavefremov6030
      @svyatoslavefremov6030 3 роки тому

      Привет, это тест

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому

      i am convinced thats what he says to norton vpn man

  • @drrickmarshall1191
    @drrickmarshall1191 2 роки тому +227

    On the topic of fruit bagging, there was a large popularity in hurling fruits onto the fields at lunch time and turning your back, once hurled, to remain anonymous. Someone worked out that you could use the bag, and if a friend held out a stiff arm and you wrapped the bag around at a certain distance it would launch at incredible height and speed so as to make identification of the original launcher almost impossible to know. We soon developed a secret army of highly accurate and skilled, essentially "slingers" who plagued the lunch time. Several kids were knocked out over the course of the years by stray flying jazz apples.
    Not the worst shenanigans we'd come up with. There was a "sack tapping" epidemic that got out of hand too, we had multiple assemblies about this, to no avail.
    Simpler times.

    • @throughcolouredglasses9300
      @throughcolouredglasses9300 Рік тому +13

      What on EARTH is "sack tapping"?? I'm so intrigued.
      At my school we had "the acorn war". The boys would throw acorns because we had oak trees on the yard, and every other object wasn't allowed to be thrown. They figured out how to fling them so hard in a small sideways hand motion that it really hurt, sometimes you'd bruise. So the silent compromise that got established between teachers and students so nobody has to get reprimanded was to only target people who were also playing. At that point you enter the acorn wars at your own risk and fully aware of the dangers lol

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 Рік тому +19

      @@throughcolouredglasses9300 "Sack Tapping" is unimaginatively named for the action of tapping a sack. Essentially, the perpetrator would use the back of their hand, or a water bottle, in a swatting motion to strike the victims scrotum, causing immeasurable pain.
      Not to be confused with "Sacking", which is the act of taking a schoolbag, removing it's contents, turning it inside out, replacing the contents and zipping it up again.

    • @DLPChris
      @DLPChris Рік тому +8

      ​@@drrickmarshall1191 a guy I went to school with called that a "Nick knack sack attack"

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk Рік тому

      Yall remember the passout game? Class of 06. Good times

    • @slicedtopieces
      @slicedtopieces Рік тому +3

      Sack tapping you say... On an unrelated note, what's the capital of Thailand?

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому +1334

    Tbh that marketing is pretty much everything I expected from someone who decided to name their drink "Mother."

    • @Meryle25
      @Meryle25 3 роки тому +40

      its called "Mother" because they were not allowed to call it "Monster' there like they can in the rest of the world. So they literally just chose a name similar to it and rolled with it.

    • @RattusMannus
      @RattusMannus 3 роки тому +15

      But we have Monster in Australia

    • @voigto
      @voigto 3 роки тому +43

      @@Meryle25 Yeah that's not remotely true lol.

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 2 роки тому +1

      @@Meryle25 We have both of them in Australia, I drink them all the time...

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 2 роки тому +3

      @@Meryle25 I mean they could be related (like having the same parent company like cola and Pepsi do) but they do taste different, they are also usually sold side by side in Woolworths (a Big chain supermarket here in Australia that's usually referred to as woolies)
      Edit: spelling

  • @delhoudo6114
    @delhoudo6114 3 роки тому +188

    It’s pretty interesting to see how In The Field has changed from effectively an exploration of the internet to what is effectively a talk show but actually good

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 3 роки тому +8

      It's essentially a podcast now (with slides).

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому +1

      @Korero Korero def the kit kat forest

    • @isaacbejjani5116
      @isaacbejjani5116 3 роки тому +1

      I think it's morphing into an infomercial lol.

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 3 роки тому +416

    12:06 Historian, from my mother who worked 10+ years at McD I can safely say: the most likely reason the ice-cream machine is down at ANY McDonalds is because NO ONE at that store knows how to take apart, clean, and reassemble the machine. Every store she worked at she was the ONLY person there that ever know how to do it, and when she was gone for a while they just shut the machine down. :/

    • @SirSamakaLegion
      @SirSamakaLegion 3 роки тому +50

      brings up the question: if your mother was capable of cleaning the machine... did it make her the ruler of McD? and if so, why didnt she married the Burger King? years of fuding could be avoided...
      :(

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 3 роки тому +14

      I ain't a techie or certified mechanic, but where is the manual for the machine? Even trucks have manuals, or at least you are trained to even handle it

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 3 роки тому +17

      @@somechinesedude5466 the problem is people don't care enough and are too lazy to figure it out. It's a little more complicated than people would think to disassemble and clean, so most of the workers choose to not learn to get out of doing it. Or at least that's how I see it. :/

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit 3 роки тому +52

      @@somechinesedude5466 minimum wage is not enough pay to convince an employee to learn how to repair an ice cream machine for no extra pay

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko 3 роки тому +4

      @@fugyfruit ice cream repair is clearly a specialized service lmao

  • @Lyralye23
    @Lyralye23 Рік тому +40

    I was actually loving the conversation about mother energy. I was hoping it would continue.

  • @СаваСтанковић-с7к
    @СаваСтанковић-с7к 3 роки тому +1402

    "Rip open a Mother!"
    "Oh, no", said the marketing team, "That doesn't sound matricidal in the slightest, or incestuous in the least, go with it!"

    • @charlieterry8506
      @charlieterry8506 3 роки тому +30

      @@DeusVult87 Oh no he's trying to get out again.
      Every day the internet's existence gives Freud MORE P O W E R.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 роки тому +13

      @@charlieterry8506 Soon, he will become unstoppable.

    • @ana_d_73
      @ana_d_73 3 роки тому +9

      The already got a can covered in stretch marks, at that point they're probably letting anything go.

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 3 роки тому +1

      Good luck with that, most mothers already come pre-stretched and less prone to getting ripped open.

  • @sheravmaharaj317
    @sheravmaharaj317 3 роки тому +262

    There are three possibilities:
    1. Nord VPN is VERY lenient with what can be put in the ads
    2. Historian is trying to lose his sponsorship
    3. VPN man is real and actually owns Nord VPN

    • @bartholomewjenkins164
      @bartholomewjenkins164 3 роки тому +46

      4. Historian is not actually sponsored and no one has been able to stop him
      5. Internet Historian owns Nord VPN and is sponsoring himself
      6. Nord VPN has taken over the Internet Historian main channel and they only let him upload a video there after 3 consecutive sponsorships on Incognito Mode

    • @RayPoreon
      @RayPoreon 3 роки тому +6

      7. Aliens

    • @PreechyPeachy
      @PreechyPeachy 3 роки тому +5

      7. Internet Historian is Nord NPN

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 роки тому +1

      @@RayPoreon 13. Loominarty

    • @juliuspavilovskis4862
      @juliuspavilovskis4862 3 роки тому +2

      8. No one will talk about Shadow Man?

  • @Katz502
    @Katz502 3 роки тому +781

    Internet historians april fools is making us think that he will be uploading regularly

    • @Tutty628
      @Tutty628 3 роки тому +17

      He is uploading regularly, he just uploads on a different hidden channel every time

    • @AlexK42069
      @AlexK42069 3 роки тому +1

      He does on another channel but i will not reveal the name of it...😏

    • @CoobyPls
      @CoobyPls 3 роки тому +1

      There's even Herstorian regular uploads

    • @AdamTheDude1985
      @AdamTheDude1985 3 роки тому

      I love when we get a video we just don’t get enough

    • @rookless4121
      @rookless4121 3 роки тому

      @@AlexK42069 I need like a hint bro, I HAVE no clue what other channels he's got.

  • @beanburrito4405
    @beanburrito4405 Рік тому +12

    This is it. This is the best advertisement on UA-cam. I’m convinced it can’t get any better

  • @zacharyparker995
    @zacharyparker995 3 роки тому +6311

    I think Internet Historian is actively trying to see what it takes to lose the NordVPN sponsorship.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +451

      He said you could get away with stealing puppies with Nord VPN, hes gonna hafta come up with something crazy

    • @leeroyjenkins4456
      @leeroyjenkins4456 3 роки тому +475

      Judging by the no russian part something tells me he has to so something REALLY crazy

    • @nyankolavie
      @nyankolavie 3 роки тому +205

      ...and gain the Mother sponsorship.

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight 3 роки тому +258

      The more crazy, the more engaging. The more engaging, the more profit. I'm sure they approve.
      What nord should try working on is not getting hacked lmfao

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 3 роки тому +16

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 well, he specifically didn't get away with it so I think that's where they draw the line.

  • @DarthCinnabon
    @DarthCinnabon 3 роки тому +281

    As someone who has worked in a place with an ice cream machine: 99% of the time they tell you its out of service, they ran out of ice cream

    • @anantrawat2311
      @anantrawat2311 3 роки тому +3

      *Lies..*

    • @ncisfan1002
      @ncisfan1002 3 роки тому +15

      According to my guy that used to work at McDonald's, about 75% of the time they say there's no ice cream because they have to clean the machine

    • @gucci1131
      @gucci1131 3 роки тому +2

      @@ncisfan1002 lol why do your job when you can tell people its out of service!

    • @VIRGILE124
      @VIRGILE124 3 роки тому +1

      Its about 50% ran out of ice cream and 50% busy cleaning it when you happen to show up/or we shut it down early

    • @chrisboelens2640
      @chrisboelens2640 3 роки тому

      @@gucci1131 They're actually quite difficult and time consuming to maintain from what I've been told, they do work on them, but they have to be cleaned very often and the cleaning process takes a long time. So it's not people not working on it, it's just that the cleaning process itself causes quite a bit of downtime on it.

  • @ihavetwofaces
    @ihavetwofaces 3 роки тому +2446

    "Rip open a mother"
    Ghengis Khan, arriving in Australia: "Don't mind if I didgeridoo."

  • @ordersquamata930
    @ordersquamata930 2 роки тому +41

    15:12 For those who want to know why this works, their brain is located between their eyes so when you “chop” them there, you’re basically crushing the brain

  • @maffun1533
    @maffun1533 3 роки тому +648

    +What are you drinking?
    -Just your mother.
    Yeah totally buying life time supply

    • @WhisperingShade
      @WhisperingShade 3 роки тому +18

      Sooo...
      If someone calls you a motherfu.... How exactly would you go about copulating with a aluminum can without grating your member off? Pics and four pages of in detail instructions please. Science needs to know.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 3 роки тому +12

      "I'm thirsty for some Mother"

    • @billy120745
      @billy120745 3 роки тому +5

      From the makers of “Gushing Granny”

    • @АнтонВолков-д7л
      @АнтонВолков-д7л 3 роки тому +2

      billy120745 Goddamn, 4chan! First the Bloomberg and now THIS?

  • @kickassnerdgaming
    @kickassnerdgaming 3 роки тому +154

    I can't believe Nordman pranked an entire airport like that. What an epic gamer moment, guys.

  • @TheJollySoviet
    @TheJollySoviet 3 роки тому +710

    Fun fact: the reason the ice-cream machine is always broken is because the machine has a four hour self-cleaning routine everyday and it isn't uncommon that it will hit a snag during the process, give an unclear error message, and need a repair man to be fixed. This is intentional as the company whose machines mcdonalds legally has to use, as per a contract from ages ago, makes most of its money from repairs.

    • @Nightblade404
      @Nightblade404 2 роки тому +34

      finally another person who knows the truth

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 2 роки тому +24

      Imagine if McDonald's ran their business like Apple. "Sorry sir, we had a software update and are waiting for the techs to wheel it in and install it."
      Edit: it'd be more accurate if they had a scratch on the screen and that's the catalyst in getting a completely new machine brought in.

    • @Thesaurcery4U2C
      @Thesaurcery4U2C Рік тому

      Good Lawd...
      Wonder how long the contract is for?
      Can't be a bunch of imbeciles in corporate HQ

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan Рік тому +1

      Also, like any machine that requires ventilation, bugs get in.

  • @tink5488
    @tink5488 2 роки тому +33

    17:45 already a thing - some rich people eat chocolate or other foods with real gold shavings on them to make their shit 'golden'. The Hunger Games reference is spot on.

    • @mikemiken1963
      @mikemiken1963 11 місяців тому

      In the end Tywin Lannister did not shit gold.

  • @otp12thaina
    @otp12thaina 3 роки тому +165

    the ice cream machine actually goes through a process called "heat treatment" which takes like 4 hours where it boils the mixture inside to kill any bacteria , and it's easier for us to just say its not working lol

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  3 роки тому +186

      Nice try, CIA

    • @jeffmartin134
      @jeffmartin134 3 роки тому +15

      @@IHincognitoMode thats not the CIA its Ronald Mcdonald!

    • @fungoidshaman3120
      @fungoidshaman3120 3 роки тому +7

      Remember, no icecream.

    • @aleistergein114
      @aleistergein114 3 роки тому +9

      @@jeffmartin134 Are you sure? They're both clowns, so it's hard to tell them apart.

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON 3 роки тому

      What exactly goes is the mixture such that it needs a four hour treatment to kill bacteria?

  • @karisteinn5647
    @karisteinn5647 3 роки тому +211

    The horror of Netflix Iceland is unmatched, that Nordman prank ain't no joke

  • @LoafyGoblin
    @LoafyGoblin 3 роки тому +2555

    Mothers tagline could just be "You're lucky you have a mother. Not everyone has one"

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 роки тому +170

      A rich man and his wife walk down a dark ally after an opera. They get shot by a mother, and there son grows up to become MOTHER MAN

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 3 роки тому +5

      It's funny bc it's only available in Australia xD

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 3 роки тому +12

      True, but it would potentially alienate orphans and children with gay parents. For the memes, it'd be really funny, but otherwise, it'd potentially hurt their business.

    • @TheRighteousDawn
      @TheRighteousDawn 3 роки тому +5

      @@nejdalej And New Zealand bruh

    • @MilloSpiegel
      @MilloSpiegel 3 роки тому +23

      @@simonwyzik8661 do you think Batman's parents were shot by a bat?

  • @Nazxul360
    @Nazxul360 2 роки тому +285

    So regarding the "McDonald's will do anything" thing, I have a story.
    Going through the drive through with my wife one day, we order a few things, my wife wants an iced mocha, so I ask for an iced mocha.
    The girl is like "oh, we don't make those anymore. We have iced coffee or iced chocolate."
    Me: "Okay so can I get an iced coffee with--
    The girl: "Sure."
    Me: "With a bit of chocolate in it please? I'm happy to pay extra."
    The girl: "Oh um, uhh... (pause) yeah okay."
    I'm like what the hell, but whatever. I pay at the window and proceed to the next window to collect the order.
    No joke, the manager comes to the window, hands me the iced mocha and is like "We did it for you this time, but we won't be doing it again."
    I'm like what.
    Manager: "The iced mocha. We don't want to make a habit of it."
    Me: (genuinely lost for words) "What do you mean?"
    Manager: "We just don't want to make a habit of it."
    I'm like, "You mean to tell me, that I can order a big mac with no pickles, extra cheese, ketchup instead of big mac sauce, swap one of the patties for a piece of chicken and get the whole thing on a fillet-o-fish bun and you'll do it no questions asked, but asking for a bit of chocolate in my coffee is where you draw the line?"
    Manager: "Yeah we just don't want to make a habit of it."
    It still wigs me out when I think about it.

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Рік тому

      Nazxul360 is a recovering cocaine addict who has replaced his addiction with chocolate after multiple arrests and an intervention and McDonald’s is his favorite place to visit so the workers there know him well and have been very concerned about his rapid weight gain and the shear levels of chocolate he consumes. Every single day he stops by about seven times for a mocha to get his kicks and the order to disallow this has come down from management out of pure concern for his health and well-being.

    • @stupidsimmy
      @stupidsimmy Рік тому +4

      maybe they don't like chocolate.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF Рік тому +36

      Well, I think the problem is just that they don't want to make a habit of it.

    • @liwashere8653
      @liwashere8653 11 місяців тому +12

      I worked at McDonalds! The trouble is, with customizing menu items, that gets written on the ticket, and then the kitchen knows what to do, but we can't do that with off-season items, so the person taking the drive through orders had to go and yell to very busy kitchen the instructions, or make it themselves, and it slows everything down.

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@liwashere8653I'm confused, what exactly is off season about iced chocolates and coffees?

  • @tylerb8091
    @tylerb8091 3 роки тому +423

    Fruit bagging sounds the like greatest game of all time.

  • @rathburnscape6465
    @rathburnscape6465 3 роки тому +166

    I love how nord really doesn't care how the ad is done just as long as all the talking points are done. MOTHER Needs to sponsor you so we can have the epic thrilling saga of MOTHER man.

  • @TheRedRaven_
    @TheRedRaven_ 3 роки тому +1933

    Red Bull: “It gives you wings!”
    Mother: “It gives you stretch marks!”

    • @OutHereCorbin
      @OutHereCorbin 3 роки тому +62

      Starch masks.

    • @minuisprobably8120
      @minuisprobably8120 3 роки тому +42

      @@OutHereCorbin pregananant

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +19

      joke's on them, already have stretch marks because my body fucking hates me and is trying its best to sabotage my efforts at ever finding true love.
      In the mean time can pop up a can of Mother with the gurls * slurp *

    • @glassofgas8631
      @glassofgas8631 3 роки тому +10

      @@hermionestranger4964 at least you aren't dying. So your body is fine

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 3 роки тому

      666th like

  • @jdeighan
    @jdeighan 2 роки тому +54

    I love reading the little stories on the back of monster energy drinks. They're always nice fantasies

  • @PDocDanny
    @PDocDanny 3 роки тому +344

    My favorite part of every Internet Historian Incognito Mode video is when the two hosts go on a 5 minute rant about something that has literally nothing to do with the video’s topic

  • @carcasses5131
    @carcasses5131 3 роки тому +89

    I love imagining Historian presenting these ads to a boardroom of marketing executives

  • @anormalperson7161
    @anormalperson7161 3 роки тому +458

    There is actually a sequel planned for the energy drink, called . . .
    "Earthbound"

    • @smorr139
      @smorr139 3 роки тому +15

      Is it mother 3 after that

    • @pizzatime1978
      @pizzatime1978 3 роки тому +30

      @@smorr139 Yeah but only in Japan

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 роки тому +24

      Come to think of it, EarthBound does sound like an awesome name for an energy drink.
      Feels like I can conjure PSI attacks, with sideeffects of fighting a giant alien baby fetus of the past

    • @smorr139
      @smorr139 3 роки тому +5

      @@pizzatime1978 ahahahahaha 10/10 I thank you

    • @smorr139
      @smorr139 3 роки тому +3

      @@WingMaster562 100% agree

  • @ohchinchindaisuke1927
    @ohchinchindaisuke1927 2 роки тому +40

    The fact I disable my ad skip just for the two channels this guy has shows he and his partners are marketing geniuses

  • @CaptainCFAngi
    @CaptainCFAngi 3 роки тому +155

    Coming from someone who currently works at McDonald’s, at 3 in the morning my only focus is to go home so if a cup of pickles gets you out of the drive thru then I got you 🤝

  • @andrezits9723
    @andrezits9723 3 роки тому +660

    I'm beggining to think NordVPN doesn't even sponsor him anymore, he just likes to do these ads for fun

    • @bdog963
      @bdog963 3 роки тому +53

      Truth is.... there was no sponsor from the start.

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 3 роки тому +101

      They'd make him stop doing it, but they can't find him because he's using a VPN. Irony.

    • @coonyman10
      @coonyman10 3 роки тому +12

      he's just actually trying to lose the sponsor at this point

  • @bodaciouschad
    @bodaciouschad 3 роки тому +256

    This feels like a video from some weird alternate universe where Ordinary Things got replaced with a potatoe and Monster is called Mother.

    • @eldrbrian
      @eldrbrian 3 роки тому +3

      @@kalosdakalos6102 and it’s relentless in Europe

  • @joeyschalip3854
    @joeyschalip3854 2 роки тому +13

    12:06 I worked at Arby’s and whenever the ice cream machine was broken it was usually because someone lost a part to it after they cleaned it. Either that or it just magically broke. Valuable information you can all take with you

  • @spooplegeist5260
    @spooplegeist5260 3 роки тому +354

    My sister was an imaging specialist before the pandemic (company had to layoff almost everyone), and it’s such a cool process. One night she enlisted my help to try to make fake frozen yogurts, and we spent 6 hours mixing together various amounts of sawdust and whipped cream and all sorts of other nonsense to achieve the right texture for a photo shoot.

    • @ScubesFTW
      @ScubesFTW 3 роки тому +7

      Should have tried freezing yoghurt

    • @vojtechzahradnik7830
      @vojtechzahradnik7830 3 роки тому

      That sounds pretty cool :D

    • @vojtechzahradnik7830
      @vojtechzahradnik7830 3 роки тому

      @@ScubesFTW "I call it froghurt"

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 3 роки тому +4

      @@ScubesFTW Except that a photoshoot takes a long time and a lot of moving around, so just using actual frozen yogurt won't work.

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 роки тому

      @@spooplegeist5260 Are we being sold not-food?

  • @lazywargaming6752
    @lazywargaming6752 3 роки тому +196

    This feels like an advanced stroke

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 3 роки тому +404

    NordVPN signing off on a No Russian reference in their ad is just incredible.

    • @andrewklein7997
      @andrewklein7997 3 роки тому +12

      They must really hate Russians.

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewklein7997 whys that?

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewklein7997 The shooter's themselves were Russian though; the victims themselves were just at a russian airport
      Definitely loads of Russians there, but so where other nations and they weren't targeted exclusively

    • @jaymontanez8200
      @jaymontanez8200 3 роки тому +3

      @@andrewklein7997 Also NordVPN doesn't have any servers in Russia so I guess it works out lol

    • @aperson4913
      @aperson4913 3 роки тому +5

      nordvpn signing off on these ads in general is just incredible.

  • @j.w.5718
    @j.w.5718 2 роки тому +19

    I’d love the idea of you and ManyKudos buying all the shares in the Mother company

  • @thrillerinvincible
    @thrillerinvincible 3 роки тому +437

    Internet Historian is the only UA-camr I'd let ads play as I watch.

  • @TheShuckmeister
    @TheShuckmeister 3 роки тому +2836

    My inner Italian was like "Yes. Food."

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby 3 роки тому +779

    I'm dying over "Rip open a Mother" and they're just moving on like that's a normal sentence!

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому +8

      @TheUnshakenVA oh my lord 😂💀💀

  • @RyzawaCh
    @RyzawaCh 2 роки тому +12

    We need the Mother Cut where it's just that entire part as a podcast.

  • @bunny7741
    @bunny7741 3 роки тому +1528

    Your editor is a saint.

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 роки тому +87

      I think HE is his editor

    • @socksfersold
      @socksfersold 3 роки тому +30

      @@conic2721 he has an editor too

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +52

      He got so annoyed at them talking about Mother for 2 hours he had to cut in to get them to stop

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 роки тому +4

      @@socksfersold Cool, I mean, imagine one person doing all this videos, everyone needs help

    • @jeremiahscott9949
      @jeremiahscott9949 2 роки тому +3

      @@socksfersold to the uh to hh he the 5th t yh n HR he GT he the guy h he has t hh tht hm no

  • @thompkins6796
    @thompkins6796 3 роки тому +352

    This video has already reached tens of thousands more people than Mother's instagram account ever has. You deserve a commission for sure.

  • @SlightNegative
    @SlightNegative 3 роки тому +152

    In the Field: Weapons needs to be an episode ASAP.

    • @rusmosquito9835
      @rusmosquito9835 3 роки тому +2

      ,,The entire video is just bullpups

    • @PowerArmorV113
      @PowerArmorV113 3 роки тому +7

      I nominate the L85A1, mostly so they can talk about how the British standard issue bug spray melted the plastics.

    • @xiutie
      @xiutie 3 роки тому

      Only Americans care about weapons 💀💀💀

    • @highadmiralbittenfield9689
      @highadmiralbittenfield9689 3 роки тому +2

      @@xiutie if you've ever browsed /k/ you would understand this to be false.

    • @JarJarBinks4ever
      @JarJarBinks4ever 3 роки тому

      @@xiutie False, every nation that ever existed or will exist cares about weapons

  • @didigrave2519
    @didigrave2519 Рік тому +13

    Shoutout to the editor. Hardworking chad

  • @orkmad12
    @orkmad12 3 роки тому +993

    I unironically want to hear them talk more about mother

    • @James-us3nx
      @James-us3nx 3 роки тому +20

      Same dude

    • @elneco4654
      @elneco4654 3 роки тому +10

      Release the Mother Cut.

    • @lizc6393
      @lizc6393 2 роки тому +6

      You want them to listen to them talk about Mike Pence's wife?

    • @sabrinatscha2554
      @sabrinatscha2554 2 роки тому

      Yeah that was the best part

    • @PyroManSir
      @PyroManSir 2 роки тому

      @@James-us3nx o

  • @dino464
    @dino464 3 роки тому +867

    As a McDonald's employee, I can asure you guys, that we also don't have control over ice cream machines.
    They just attack us randomly from time to time.

    • @667Agent
      @667Agent 3 роки тому +58

      Every time someone orders a 50 cent cone, a battle commences

    • @raheem0023
      @raheem0023 3 роки тому +5

      @@667Agent Thank you my dude you just made my day with this comment XD

    • @Giovanni-n4c
      @Giovanni-n4c 3 роки тому +17

      Check out the Johnny Harris expose on why the ice cream machine is always down.

    • @jeremiahbennett3004
      @jeremiahbennett3004 3 роки тому +20

      As I just watched a video on this subject, this is actually true, the machines they use just kinda break sometimes and are confusing to fix so they need to call a dude from the company to fix it, so the company that makes the ice cream machine makes money

    • @DevTook
      @DevTook 3 роки тому +4

      Ours sometimes just stops cooling. So the ice cream is very close to being the milkshake stuff...

  • @Liwet.
    @Liwet. 3 роки тому +79

    According to Reddit posts, the ice cream machine at McDonald's is always down because it's a labor intensive process to clean and the manager is usually the one assigned to clean it.

  • @brycebennett3065
    @brycebennett3065 Рік тому +20

    Man it was so funny when nord man pranked all those people at the airport