I love how we've learned that Sumito and his Fathers relationship dynamic has boiled down to "Son I've Watched Porn Again... Please Help Delete History"
I remember one time I was on a date in a VERY nice restaurant with my girlfriend at the time, and after we had gotten our food the waiter does the classic "How is everything?" routing, to which we said oh yeah, its excellent, because it was. The night goes on, and I think to mention that it's funny that waiters ask that all the time, because I would never be like "Wow this steak is shit!". What I didn't realize was that the waiter had walked up behind me in such a way that he probably only heard that I was saying the steak was shit. My girlfriend said that his face just went a little pale and he came over and asked if everything was still ok, a little nervously this time, and I was like oh hell yeah, this steak is great, because obviously I didn't pick up on things until later. He kinda gives me a lukewarm affirmation and walks off, and things are really weird for the rest of the night To top it all off we couldn't finish the whole meal, so we took some in a box and waited in the entryway for our uber. Now that night it was very, very rainy so when the uber comes we run out and jump in, forgetting that we had left the meal in the restaurant! So somewhere out there is a waiter who thinks I called the food shit, lied to his face, didn't even finish the meal, then left it on a table by the front door. I'm so sorry, anonymous waiter man
Eh, you're fine; patrons forget their boxes all the time. The situation doesn't sound that bad at all. Sure, it's a little embarrassing when someone overhears your blunt criticism; that sucks. I think everyone feels you there. But you were kind to the guy when asked; you sound like a good dude. I'unno, that situation just sounds a win-win to me. The waiter got honest feedback to report to his boss. Valuable. But he got it from a patron who, when pressed, didn't want to cause any trouble and instead chose to protect the server's feelings.
@@barrelbarry9940 Fr. And as long he tipped decent he's good. As a waiter, anyone who tips good is cool to me because really it's just about money at the end of the day.
What poor etiquette. How very middle class of you to do that. However, it was very high class to say this and apologise to that poor waiter. So if you were to ask me how you are doing now. To that i would say "fair to middlin"
Literally I went to work after watching this video and sumito saying “I don’t think anyone would make a big deal out of the first drink” I spilled a drink on myself and a little sprayed onto a woman’s shoulder. The manager then apologized and she asked for her food to be free. Including the whole table. This was a table of 8 people. So no sumito, there are assholes out there.
Well did you afterwards spill drinks on the rest of the 7 schmuks/hobos, so they could get their free meals? For reals tho, if someone is okay with giving up the rest of their dignity and making a scene like that for some free food, I would just pay for them and offer to give them some money for even more meals later on. They have to be doing really bad in live if they're willing to do that, poor things.
In terms of embarrassing/rude things that we've done... The worst for me has to be the time I laughed at something my son had done while stood in a circle of my husband's family members, who were discussing the recent death of someone they all knew. My loud uproarious laughter filled the air while my mother in law said "yeah towards the end his lungs filled up with fluid and he couldn't breathe, it was awful". It took me a moment to realise why everyone was glaring at me. To make matters worse the situation was so embarrassing and absurd that I just ended up laughing more while trying to explain myself. 50/50 on whether they believed me or to this day think I'm a sick fuck.
i did something similar at school once. it was at a history lesson. i was just spacing out and didn't pay attention to the teacher talking, and out of the blue i just thought of some dumb joke i had heard a couple of days before and gave a little chuckle. i noticed the teacher suddenly stopped talking so i snapped back to reality, where i see the teacher and all of my classmates stare at me with a concerned look, with a powerpoint with horrible pictures of the victims of hiroshima in the background. due to the absurdity of the situation i started laughing even more, and after that everyone though i was a psychopath
I had someone grab an apple from my cart, out of its bag i had rolled up. I told them "whoa, what are you doing?" and they responded "oh, I thought it was ok". As everyone around us is confused why she did that -- she attempts to put back the apple and i'm like "no, what?.. you touched it, you keep it now". She looks at me with a confused look and everyone around me is even more confused why she is confused. Weirdest experience of etiquette I've had so far.
@@intelligencecube6752 Please take her back before she gets into someones car as they are backing out of the parking lot because the car is still unlocked at that point.
The idea of clumsy waiters being locked into a vicious cycle of spilling and replacing drinks until they hurt themselves trying to do it sounds like either a Monty Python or a Fawlty Towers skit
I would pay to get into that restaurant like concert tickets wait in a que tell the scalpers to get bent. straight up best dinner and a show idea ever. I would be laughing so hard.
I actually had one of those accidentally rude moments while I was over at my girlfriend's place. It was New year's, and we were having a drink with her parents who I was meeting for the first time. I have a thing where I snap my fingers when I'm spacing out, well my girlfriend was making us all drinks and I snapped my fingers a few times subconsciously and her father took that as I was telling her to hurry up with the drinks. He's started berating me about snapping at his daughter and nothing I said could convince him that he read the situation wrong. I ended up having to leave the room, safe to say the relationship didn't last much longer after that. Lol
Johan Froloff - It used to be very common in the early to mid 2000’s. HBO & Showtime both had a specific time they would show them and when on demand came around, you could chose from quite a few. There was even a PlayBoy channel that was PPV.
As a former stocker for a grocery store there is nothing more infuriating than something leaving a buggy slap ass full of produce, meat and ice cream in the middle of the middle of the isle.
I tell you what- I do get noided that someone might do that to me. Like, I just took a last kind of flavour that was one the shelf and I feel that someone might get disgruntled and try to browse through what is in my cart and pull out the things I wanted to buy. And it's not like, illegal, but i would be miffed as hell
German comedian Jürgen von der Lippe has a skit about that very thing, as part of how shopping is great anger management. "You can just take something out of their cart and see how people react. Like a bag of flour 'THAT IS MY FLOUR!!' 'Oh, you already paid for it?' 'NO, BUT IT'S MY CART!' 'Oh, you think you bought it with that 1DM you put into it?'" He also suggests rearranging stuff. Like taking tampons and putting them in the freezer. Or you can bring frozen tampons from home and put them on the shelf - and hope they'll be bought quickly.
"If you ever get a drink spilled on you, make an effort and attend their funeral." - A fine advice how to deal with all kinds of unfortunate life experiences.
Sumito impression of 'the noise your dad makes when you catch him doing shit he told you not to' is so accurate and fuggin kills me everytime and I can't understand why.
Sumito dads: "you are not going to tell your mom, right ?" Sumito: "Clearly not dad !!!" Still Sumito: *Proceede to tell the story the entire internet*
It would be ironic if, when Sumito’s dad walked in and caught him watching adult material on the computer, he was only walking in there to ask Sumito how to clear his own search history
I love how he posits that you 'could' leave a full shopping cart and walk off, or just pull one berry out of a package.. as if that were ridiculous. This man has never been to a Walmart in the states.
I dated someone who would open a package of food they got off the shelf and eat some while shopping. Their logic was “I going to buy it and eat it anyway so why not now.”
I've seen someone sprayed cans of air freshener and then just left like she hadn't just released a litre of very pungent chemicals into the surrounding air
@@BGpilot419 I've done that before but in extreme circumstances. Both time I was sick. Opened some Ibuprofen and then opened a ginger ale and was sipping on it while shopping. Still paid for them. I don' think I would open food and eat it though.
I once spilled two drinks on one guy and the second wasnt even for that table but I was so focused on the first time that I just went there again and spilled it again.
I feel like Historian was a mad DM at a D&D game “they have already seen you awake” “ya ya I get that” “They saw you watching it” “Ya I’d still pretend to be asleep” .....
If you liked that part, you should check out his video on Internet Historian: Live where he shows an unreleased video of him putting Sumito in a generic horror movie scenario where Sumito tries to do things logically.
@@gusbabiski Unfortunately, it seems that this channel doesn't allow links in comments. It should be easy enough to search for "internet historian live" and look for the video.
As far as the "where do I look" part, I remember getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist when I was young, and the hygienist had the most reflective glasses on where I could see the reflection of everything she was doing in my mouth. I found it fascinating and watched the reflection the entire time she cleaned my teeth, but I thought about it afterwards what it must have looked like to her. She must have thought I was just staring into her eyes for the entire hour she was cleaning my teeth 🤣😳
@@jeffreysian-salas1689 "The Big Restaurants are using clones of themselves to take advantage of the customers and reduce the employment rate." I can only imagine
@Roger Dodger Karen logic, not mine \,('~' )√. But yeah, when you think about it, if you treat your clones as actual people then it could work like that
Fun fact: while "intent to buy" does not make the item your possession, it does have some additional legal implications (since the seller is also willing to sell to you, a third party is interfering)
There is no exchange of consideration, a firm offer without an stated buyer, no tender of payment or receipt. Hell, you really haven't even gotten mutual assent cause the cart's contents keep changing. Chances are, you'd get away with this either cause the sales contract doesn't exist or because there's a ton of critical flaws in it.
A buddy of mine did the "garçon" shtick in a bar a few years ago, but he didn't snap with his fingers he did the fucking royalty double-clap and a waitress came by and gave him a verbal pounding so bad he leaned over and asked me quietly if we could please leave right now. To this day I still like to believe his voice was trembling too but he insists it was just a joke
The first day at a server job I had I was carrying a tray of 8 glasses of water and while handing out the waters I lost my balance and every single one of the glasses tipped over and spilled all over the old grandma who was wearing a thin summer dress. Completely soaking her in ice water. I Will remember that day for the rest of my life.
There are people doing this now too. It’s funny. No one tops IH. Karl Jobst is close. He will do stuff like play piano while talking about his ad. It’s simple. But it’s so effective.
God, I had a customer who was talking on his phone do the finger snap, whistle and wave to get my attention and when I went over to him, he continues talking on his phone and ignores me.
i love how it went from “what if your waiter spills your drink on you twice” to “you’re at the wake for the waiter and his wife spills a drink on your for the 5th time” in about 2 minutes
can we briefly talk about random sex scenes in movies? like, why? its not long or graphic enough to become aroused by. They're just thrown in there to embarrass you if you're watching the movies with friends or worse; family.
I find it really irritating, especially when it's not necessary to the plot. The audience is just supposed to accept that every protagonist is a degenerate and freely f***s anyone remotely attractive that they spend more than five minutes with.
It's still almost unbelievable to me that there is a channel that is this damn funny and engaging.. Both the dialogue and editing, plus the synergy between these two, is an absolute masterpiece to me. You're my hero Internet Historian
You should check out “Unhhhh” with Trixie and Katya. If you’re not familiar with gay culture/drag queens it might be a bit confusing, but it has a very similar comedy style and vibe to Internet Historian’s collab videos. I highly suggest giving their show a shot (and I would start with their 90’s video).
engaging it is, how I love it. it throws me back in the days when I had some friends to drink beer with and talk to, making up stuff and just having a good time brainstorming or going deep into specific areas. now what I have is just some alcoholic friends with quite a narrow range of overall knowledge. I have never considered myself as a supersmart person but I really miss that wanna be deep talks and long conversations filled with all types of references and some sub level of understanding
It's great and the clip style editing makes it 1000x funnier. Combined with the situations they propose 👌 Anyways gotta dash, I've got 15 funerals to go to.
here in the US, ppl can be unduly defensive about their carts. like, even if i did take an item out of your cart, so what? we in the place where the stuff comes from. the whole place is a shopping basket. fuck off. no one wants your intended but not quite technically owned stuff. we’ll leave a dog in a locked car in the summer but ask someone to watch our basket.
I'll be honest, I skipped this video when I saw it come out, and I don't know why. I'm now two minutes in and I'm having trouble keeping myself from disrupting my neighbors because I'm laughing so hard. The chemistry you two have when just talking about stuff is absolutely gold.
Yeah thinking again with all things happen, sound like the Husband was shifting the blame to Sumito, just as the time Sumito check the preview, so Sumito too didn’t know that it wasn’t his fault
The barber thing isn't a problem if you wear glasses. You just take them off so they can cut your hair without bumping into them and tell them how blind you are without them. Then you can stare into space freely and they can't judge you. I don't need glasses.
I just have my friend cut my hair, she's a professional but it's nice to just chat and catch up while she does her work. I know my partner has the awkward barber conversations... poor sap.
Regarding the “you can’t just open a pack of hotdogs and try it”; I had a friend who works at a grocery store (in canada) and in their training/ employee handbook, if a customer asks for a sample for a food/drink product they carry, they do technically have to honour it! I remember asking him “So wait.... I could just.... come in and ask to sample every Oaisis brand juice? Every kind of pre-packaged tortellini???” And he looked me with dismay and said “yes, but PLEASE don’t.” I think it’s more of an etiquette/unspoken rule that we as customers don’t waste food or the employee’s time
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 I mean..... there's only one way to find out 👀 just make sure you switch up locarions so they don't catch on too quick 😂
@NuclearHobo42 sadly not, as it was in my small hometown, and I 100% would have become instantly recognizable to everyone as "the sobeys sampler karen" 😂😂
I remember teaching my younger brother how to delete internet history. my mom had seen it but didn't want to embarrass him, so she asked me to tell him like I saw it. Ah, memories.
If you are in Japan it's literally impossible to say "sumimasen" in any context without a waiter appearing out of nowhere and throwing themselves at your feet. This has happened to me inadvertently on several occasions.
Because Pyrocynical is slowly transforming into a woman. Eventually, he'll look like Lele Pons and time travel to become the real Lele Pons to get rich off of late 2010's internet culture.
The trolley thing - people lieaving full trolleys, that actually happens frequently. When i worked in a supermarket we would have to put things back all the time. Worse is when people just decide to put it back on the shelf but completely wrong place. you have to spot it and move it aorund correctly. And yes, the companies actually buy the spots and send secret observers to see if we used correct shelves for their products.
"And yes, the companies actually buy the spots and send secret observers to see if we used correct shelves for their products." Oh my god, how fucking neurotic can you get!?
@K Dash What? No, surely they are not similar things? I have to be missing something here, because I just cannot place sending an employee to go spy on a store that's stocking your products to make sure they're in the specific place you want them in to be on the same level as not giving someone a drink if they don't present their ID or going through the motions with a health inspector. They just don't equate in my mind. There's gotta be something I'm not seeing here.
@Andyoats you'd be surprised how much money you can miss out on if a guy screws up and puts your brand on the top shelf which will cause thousands of potential consumers to miss it because they don't want to constantly look up.
@@zimman56 Tbh, a lot of France stuff is stereotypical, but the country is over 600 000 km² with 18 different native ethnic groups so the stereotypes are either entirely founded or entirely unfounded depending on where you are, just like with the US.
One time I was at a wedding as a bridesmaid, and one of the other bridesmaid's mom's came up to say hi. She hugged me with the one arm she also happened to be holding a glass of red wine, and half of the glass went down the back of my dress. Did I say anything? No. ETIQUETTE. It was just lucky the dress was a merlot colour.
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etiquette is what you get for going over the speed limit in France
Get out
This is my favourite comment and I hate it
Explanation?
I just sent this to my French significant other to ask what was so funny and as soon as I sent it.... I was like ohhhh I get it 😆
@@somegirl4631 pronounce it eh-tiquette
Its not an Internet Historian ad unless a woman dies horribly
IH is into snuff
hashtag confirmed
69th like
But that ad was a little unexpected.. usually he says "ad time" before he shows an ad
What a true gamer
Based
"I will exit stage left" *exits stage right*
Aled Burns how does this not have more likes
See the thing is, you are on the stage.
Yup, I was just about to say the same thing XD
garden side
This comment is the same as one 4 hours older but has more like than the other one
NordVPN mans superpower is not being arrested immediately.
Sounds a bit too over powered but awesome.
2nd. Morgan Freeman
Why use nord vpn when you can just watch cuties on Netflix legally
I'm surprised they pay for these just of how fucking bonkers his ads have gotten I love it
Every time he comits a new crime, the cops takes a little longer to reach him. It's like upside down GTA.
I love how we've learned that Sumito and his Fathers relationship dynamic has boiled down to "Son I've Watched Porn Again... Please Help Delete History"
I just love how he tells it to 5.8 million people online
I love how his parents are so religious they would've punished him judiciously if they caught sumito but his dad does it all the same
I remember one time I was on a date in a VERY nice restaurant with my girlfriend at the time, and after we had gotten our food the waiter does the classic "How is everything?" routing, to which we said oh yeah, its excellent, because it was. The night goes on, and I think to mention that it's funny that waiters ask that all the time, because I would never be like "Wow this steak is shit!". What I didn't realize was that the waiter had walked up behind me in such a way that he probably only heard that I was saying the steak was shit. My girlfriend said that his face just went a little pale and he came over and asked if everything was still ok, a little nervously this time, and I was like oh hell yeah, this steak is great, because obviously I didn't pick up on things until later. He kinda gives me a lukewarm affirmation and walks off, and things are really weird for the rest of the night
To top it all off we couldn't finish the whole meal, so we took some in a box and waited in the entryway for our uber. Now that night it was very, very rainy so when the uber comes we run out and jump in, forgetting that we had left the meal in the restaurant! So somewhere out there is a waiter who thinks I called the food shit, lied to his face, didn't even finish the meal, then left it on a table by the front door. I'm so sorry, anonymous waiter man
Eh, you're fine; patrons forget their boxes all the time.
The situation doesn't sound that bad at all. Sure, it's a little embarrassing when someone overhears your blunt criticism; that sucks. I think everyone feels you there. But you were kind to the guy when asked; you sound like a good dude.
I'unno, that situation just sounds a win-win to me.
The waiter got honest feedback to report to his boss. Valuable.
But he got it from a patron who, when pressed, didn't want to cause any trouble and instead chose to protect the server's feelings.
@@barrelbarry9940 Fr. And as long he tipped decent he's good. As a waiter, anyone who tips good is cool to me because really it's just about money at the end of the day.
What poor etiquette. How very middle class of you to do that. However, it was very high class to say this and apologise to that poor waiter. So if you were to ask me how you are doing now. To that i would say "fair to middlin"
i mean
he's not the chef
and you were polite
it shouldnt be a big deal, waiters probably see far worse regularly
This sounds like a curb episode
"If someone spills a drink on you, make an effort to attend the funeral" sounds pretty damn ominous.
getting away with murder
Finally advice I can use in the real world!
your saying that like it doesn't happen
@Mialisus Not to be that guy on the internet but a Hemorrhage is the term from a bleed, so a bleeding bleed is what you said.
@Mialisus my brain has always been smooth
The waiter thing could literally be a comedy sketch.
They literally made a comedy sketch of it just using images. Basically large version of what i do in my thunbnails
The dirty fork sketch by monty python is similar in concept
Pretty much just Dear Sister (The Shooting)
Like something you would see on SNL
The whole thing sounds like it could be a cartoon
Literally I went to work after watching this video and sumito saying “I don’t think anyone would make a big deal out of the first drink” I spilled a drink on myself and a little sprayed onto a woman’s shoulder. The manager then apologized and she asked for her food to be free. Including the whole table. This was a table of 8 people. So no sumito, there are assholes out there.
Well the difference is Sumito is a man and you spilled the drink on a woman
@@Cybrisk women hahaha
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Well did you afterwards spill drinks on the rest of the 7 schmuks/hobos, so they could get their free meals?
For reals tho, if someone is okay with giving up the rest of their dignity and making a scene like that for some free food, I would just pay for them and offer to give them some money for even more meals later on. They have to be doing really bad in live if they're willing to do that, poor things.
You should have taken her to Suplex City, I'm talking Zangief SPD for that level of churlishness.
@@Cybrisk woman dont deserve extra privilages just because of their lack of a peepee
In terms of embarrassing/rude things that we've done... The worst for me has to be the time I laughed at something my son had done while stood in a circle of my husband's family members, who were discussing the recent death of someone they all knew. My loud uproarious laughter filled the air while my mother in law said "yeah towards the end his lungs filled up with fluid and he couldn't breathe, it was awful". It took me a moment to realise why everyone was glaring at me. To make matters worse the situation was so embarrassing and absurd that I just ended up laughing more while trying to explain myself. 50/50 on whether they believed me or to this day think I'm a sick fuck.
godzilla had a stroke
@@manooxi327 reading that
Incredible
I don't know how I'd react to that. I guess this is what you call a bruh moment.
i did something similar at school once. it was at a history lesson. i was just spacing out and didn't pay attention to the teacher talking, and out of the blue i just thought of some dumb joke i had heard a couple of days before and gave a little chuckle. i noticed the teacher suddenly stopped talking so i snapped back to reality, where i see the teacher and all of my classmates stare at me with a concerned look, with a powerpoint with horrible pictures of the victims of hiroshima in the background. due to the absurdity of the situation i started laughing even more, and after that everyone though i was a psychopath
I had someone grab an apple from my cart, out of its bag i had rolled up. I told them "whoa, what are you doing?" and they responded "oh, I thought it was ok". As everyone around us is confused why she did that -- she attempts to put back the apple and i'm like "no, what?.. you touched it, you keep it now". She looks at me with a confused look and everyone around me is even more confused why she is confused. Weirdest experience of etiquette I've had so far.
Dude that was an alien
Encountered an alien
100% an alien
Yeah. We haven't really taught them how to function in society yet, so when they escaped last month we were a bit worried.
@@intelligencecube6752 Please take her back before she gets into someones car as they are backing out of the parking lot because the car is still unlocked at that point.
The idea of clumsy waiters being locked into a vicious cycle of spilling and replacing drinks until they hurt themselves trying to do it sounds like either a Monty Python or a Fawlty Towers skit
Feels like something one would think any time they see John Cleese out of nowhere
Or Airplane
MANWEL!
Sounds something out of Spongebob ngl
I would pay to get into that restaurant like concert tickets wait in a que tell the scalpers to get bent. straight up best dinner and a show idea ever. I would be laughing so hard.
I'm with Sumito on the "pretend to be asleep" opinion, that was my gut reaction whenever a similar thing happened to me as a kid lol
Thats the playing on the ds at night and your mom walks in reaction. It's all muscle memory now
@@bruhmoment5186 true that.
I actually had one of those accidentally rude moments while I was over at my girlfriend's place. It was New year's, and we were having a drink with her parents who I was meeting for the first time. I have a thing where I snap my fingers when I'm spacing out, well my girlfriend was making us all drinks and I snapped my fingers a few times subconsciously and her father took that as I was telling her to hurry up with the drinks. He's started berating me about snapping at his daughter and nothing I said could convince him that he read the situation wrong. I ended up having to leave the room, safe to say the relationship didn't last much longer after that. Lol
I’m 20 and that’s STILL the reaction
I uh... yeah I feel that
To this day, Sumito's neighbour is still trying to convince his wife he wasn't the one who ordered the film.
hahaha yeah, little shit
Why would they have xxx pay per view? anyway. Is that normal In the US?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johan Froloff - It used to be very common in the early to mid 2000’s. HBO & Showtime both had a specific time they would show them and when on demand came around, you could chose from quite a few. There was even a PlayBoy channel that was PPV.
yeah they can easily tell by the order date so no convincing is needed.
This is just an animated podcast
@@justotalkalottashit8392 It's the high quality animations
@@GOATALLUgaming I like it
I would seriously listen to a podcast with these two for hours
Animated podcast with style.
it honestly keeps my attention better than any podcast could
This video must be protected from Surrito's Mom, at all costs.
Just wanted to to remind you how many likes you have. Nice going, bud.
@@Robin-jk6wz Thanks for the reminder, that's ALOT of likes!
Ah yes, good ol' SuRRito.
@Max Roderick Ay Carumba.
@@YouaNumbahOneRacist it took me 6 months to realise that lol
Putting a router in front of a baby's face and questioning people's double standards with 5G has heavy Diogenes energy, I love it
Whenever this guy reveals his face, nobody will ever believe him.
It's made by Hide the Pain Harold.
@@ian-gordon sauce
@@ian-gordon I sincerely doubt, I thought he wanted to remain anonymous?
its been Greg Heffley all along
Ikr
Internet Historian has the best voice to tell literally anything
I could listen to him talk about pets for hours.
He could talk about the history of underwear and I'd still watch it
Internet Historian and Mr. Creeps, highkey best voices on UA-cam change my mind
He’s really a she using a voice changer, it’s confusing af
@@UserName-vv1ws that can't be true
@@lyleabner2475 lol
I’m worried it’s inevitable that all of internet historian’s ads are going to join together to make a better avengers.
I’m not worried.
I’m hopeful.
He talked about it during the Witcher 3 livestream, if like 4 companies agree to it, he can definitely pull off an ad cinematic universe.
Why would that evoke the feeling "worried"?
@@VeeBunnyEars hi there
no you aren't
As a former stocker for a grocery store there is nothing more infuriating than something leaving a buggy slap ass full of produce, meat and ice cream in the middle of the middle of the isle.
Running off from the till to get more stuff and not coming back for 10 minutes with a que and not being allowed to lay away
Do people just abandon buggies in the supermarket? Where do they put their babies?
@@somejock4396 in the hot car
I had no choice but to reply, because a buggy slap ass sounds like something vile you do to someone in a city you never intend to pass through again.
I’m dying this is hilarious
Sumito: I'd still pretend to be asleep.
Sumito rolls for luck.
I roll a 2.
Does that hit?
@@SumitoMedia A critical miss!
You accidentally backflip off of the couch onto a pile of knives and are stabbed in the jugular.
Bro, thats clearly a charisma roll.
@@tikhoav3315 I agree. Gaslighting your parents is significantly more charisma based than luck based.
Roll a deception check.
I swear, the only bad part of Historian’s videos is that they end at some point. But then you go and rewatch his old videos
The cadence of speech makes it funny for some reason. Agreed.
I can’t tell if NordVPN is still the sponsor or if NordVPN man is just part of the channel now.
Internet Historian sponsors them
MPHJackson7 r/woooosh
@@dudeamazingjoe8399 r/whoooosh
wilksonick yeah prob, wasn’t sure based on phrasing
nordvpn man is credit to channel
The grocery store bit was so funny.
“You can look into other people’s carts and take what you want.” Holy shit lmao
Can you just imagine staring someone dead in the eyes and taking a pack of hotdogs directly from their cart lmao
I tell you what- I do get noided that someone might do that to me.
Like, I just took a last kind of flavour that was one the shelf and I feel that someone might get disgruntled and try to browse through what is in my cart and pull out the things I wanted to buy.
And it's not like, illegal, but i would be miffed as hell
German comedian Jürgen von der Lippe has a skit about that very thing, as part of how shopping is great anger management.
"You can just take something out of their cart and see how people react. Like a bag of flour
'THAT IS MY FLOUR!!'
'Oh, you already paid for it?'
'NO, BUT IT'S MY CART!'
'Oh, you think you bought it with that 1DM you put into it?'"
He also suggests rearranging stuff. Like taking tampons and putting them in the freezer. Or you can bring frozen tampons from home and put them on the shelf - and hope they'll be bought quickly.
That's technically trolly robbing.
@@Sonichero151 But what if you take their baby out and put it in your cart?
**Internet Historian on etiquette**
Expectation: Let’s start with the pinky while drinking tea.
Reality: dead waiters
Did you really expect anything less?
Fuck I didn't even realise
Thinking this has to be a gypsy curse or something.
"If you ever get a drink spilled on you, make an effort and attend their funeral." - A fine advice how to deal with all kinds of unfortunate life experiences.
i scrolled past this comment right as he said that
its somehow a good metaphore even out of context thank you
This is an international event
He's posted
Grabbing a beer
Yes
H6
True
Sumito impression of 'the noise your dad makes when you catch him doing shit he told you not to' is so accurate and fuggin kills me everytime and I can't understand why.
I feel like he’d keep making Nord VPN ads even if they stopped paying him
Sumito: watches film with slight intimate scene
Sumito's father: *I smell a heretic nearby*
*grabs the shotgun*
Also Sumito's dad: watches porn on the living room tv
@@mmyees1167 That's just heretics stuff research, in case something heretic happened.
@@allesarfint IT'S HERESY STUDIES, I SWEAR
iSam Ramirez how did nobody get this?
Sumito dads: "you are not going to tell your mom, right ?"
Sumito: "Clearly not dad !!!"
Still Sumito: *Proceede to tell the story the entire internet*
We now shall protect his secrets from his wife.
@@nhansgoofyvideos7581 im gonna tell her
@@jaydot6785 noooooooooo!
@@jaydot6785 Absolute Savage!
"So is he the submissive one?"
"It's not--so--they--they--"
[smash cut to next scene]
lmaoo
"Why do I need to hold your left hand? It's gross"
"You didn't find it gross when it was up to the elbow inside you!"
@@KaeYoss bruh
@@KaeYoss hold up
18:00
The fact that after internet historian left, Sumito didn't immediately get pay-per-view on the TV, greatly upset me
Same, and I thought when IH came back, he was gonna pretend to be sleeping
Had the same thought
Well he said he leaned his lesson
What did i miss what lesson was learned heeeeelp
@@cyrus2395 I thought he was going to subvert expectations and say "uh er, just watching porn"
I got the alert for this yesterday, but I'm watching it today because you don't dictate my viewing habits.
its not a matter of IF, but of WHEN.
I believe you
You go girl
go you
For me it's today
It would be ironic if, when Sumito’s dad walked in and caught him watching adult material on the computer, he was only walking in there to ask Sumito how to clear his own search history
How is that ironic?
@@JimmyBoy9878Because the thing that got Summertoe caught was Mr. Summertoe doing the same thing bro 💀
I call my room the Nord hole too.
I call my room the crying zone
My room is off limits and my dog will bite you for some reason if you get too close to the bed...
@@crustman5982 I call my room Jeff
Hans Moleman Porn*
for me, it's the cum zone
I bet internet historians real face is just a stock image
Always has been...
Complete with a watermark from the editing software his parents used because they never bought the full version.
he is the stock image
Made with Mematic
Made with Mematic
I love how he posits that you 'could' leave a full shopping cart and walk off, or just pull one berry out of a package.. as if that were ridiculous. This man has never been to a Walmart in the states.
True! I've seen people straight up take a handful of candy from a container and eat them, or opening boxes, and that's pretty mild for Walmart 😂
I dated someone who would open a package of food they got off the shelf and eat some while shopping. Their logic was “I going to buy it and eat it anyway so why not now.”
@@BGpilot419 I've done that before while desperately hungry. the cashier doesn't get paid enough to care anyway
I've seen someone sprayed cans of air freshener and then just left like she hadn't just released a litre of very pungent chemicals into the surrounding air
@@BGpilot419 I've done that before but in extreme circumstances. Both time I was sick. Opened some Ibuprofen and then opened a ginger ale and was sipping on it while shopping. Still paid for them. I don' think I would open food and eat it though.
I once spilled two drinks on one guy and the second wasnt even for that table but I was so focused on the first time that I just went there again and spilled it again.
Were they mad?
Did you... Died?
This was commented by the last person he served, this guy's last wish was to have his story told on the Internet through a UA-cam comment
If internet historian did a face reveal I would be so confused the stock image guy is literally what I think he looks like
I basically just assumed that Harold is his alter ego, but plays a character when he’s on stage and in interviews.
IKR DAMMIT
It fits his voice so well!
What if he actually is that guy?
I hope he doesn’t ngl
I feel like Historian was a mad DM at a D&D game
“they have already seen you awake”
“ya ya I get that”
“They saw you watching it”
“Ya I’d still pretend to be asleep”
.....
If you liked that part, you should check out his video on Internet Historian: Live where he shows an unreleased video of him putting Sumito in a generic horror movie scenario where Sumito tries to do things logically.
Nat 20 persuasion.
@@minecraftshieldworshiper7776 do you have the link to that?
@@gusbabiski Unfortunately, it seems that this channel doesn't allow links in comments. It should be easy enough to search for "internet historian live" and look for the video.
that is a DnD scenario lol
"don't tell your mom"
*tells the internet
Lmao just realized that too. Thousands of strangers will now know his dad as that guy who got caught watching porn by his son
Xerox Sos Imagine his mom watching this video.
“Oh look it is my beloved son, Sumit-
HE DID WHAT?!”
@@LocalGuardsman dad: (◎_◎;)
As far as the "where do I look" part, I remember getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist when I was young, and the hygienist had the most reflective glasses on where I could see the reflection of everything she was doing in my mouth. I found it fascinating and watched the reflection the entire time she cleaned my teeth, but I thought about it afterwards what it must have looked like to her. She must have thought I was just staring into her eyes for the entire hour she was cleaning my teeth 🤣😳
Romantic
Porn Intro
i look at the patients eyes when i assist lol, but eventually theyre just a mouth :)
I'm sure after a few minutes of intense staring they probably worked it out lol
I just close my eyes, bc like, WHERE TF DO YOU ACTUALLY LOOK IN THAT SITCH
“If someone spills a drink on you...make an effort and attend the funeral”
Oh ok then
This has the same energy as "you could poor soup on my lap and I'd apologize"
"If someone spills a drink on you and you have him killed by your goons, of course you attend the funeral. This is old world courteousness!"
They spill a drink on you then make an effort to kill them then attend thier funeral and then profit
Imagine being triplets working at the same restaurant, but only one of you is the manager.
The amount of salty karens would be unreal XD
@@jeffreysian-salas1689 "The Big Restaurants are using clones of themselves to take advantage of the customers and reduce the employment rate." I can only imagine
And your dad was the owner at that point you stopped buying the whole "I love you all equally" crap.
@Roger Dodger Karen logic, not mine \,('~' )√. But yeah, when you think about it, if you treat your clones as actual people then it could work like that
My uncle has a hood in his closet that looks just like the one the VPN man is wearing.
Someone give this poor man a like he worked hard on this
@@xXDimistreoXx Someone give this poor man a like he worked so hard on this.
My local police officer has a hood in his closet that looks just like the one the VPN man is wearing.
Concerning...
0_0
I find it fascinating how this dude’s editor can just only use PNGs and stock images, and it’s still of the highest production quality.
I think it's the great storytelling. This channel shows how much of a difference that makes. Good audio is more important than HD video.
1. Do you leave a tip before leaving the restaurant?
2. If so, do you also tip with wife at the funeral?
yes, usually i leave a small rodent next to the coffin
Tip is included in the bill
sure, you should tip the wife since her husband ain't gonna tip her anymore....
I guess you could give her your tip, she'll need cheering up
"Holding two spoon near a baby's head."
ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ Ａ ＣＨＡＬＬＥＮＧＥ？
This can be done in the UK with a special loicense.
in the words of alex jones,
COnSumE ThE ChILD
pull a fucking mega alakazam
Internet Historian is one of the few UA-camrs who can get away with watermarks on photoshopped stock images and it NOT being distracting
It just makes them better
Him and the spiffing britt
wait, there's watermarks?
Its now part of the channel's aesthetic
Fun fact: while "intent to buy" does not make the item your possession, it does have some additional legal implications (since the seller is also willing to sell to you, a third party is interfering)
Damn it I was really looking forward to taking someone else’s trolley
There is no exchange of consideration, a firm offer without an stated buyer, no tender of payment or receipt. Hell, you really haven't even gotten mutual assent cause the cart's contents keep changing.
Chances are, you'd get away with this either cause the sales contract doesn't exist or because there's a ton of critical flaws in it.
@@benjiusofficial tell that to the people that were using bots to buy up all the PS5s..........
A buddy of mine did the "garçon" shtick in a bar a few years ago, but he didn't snap with his fingers he did the fucking royalty double-clap and a waitress came by and gave him a verbal pounding so bad he leaned over and asked me quietly if we could please leave right now. To this day I still like to believe his voice was trembling too but he insists it was just a joke
That waitress probably has bigger balls than any of us and she's a girl.
If I were there I would kinda wanna stick around to see if she got fired.
@@holdguard4624 nah we are actually pretty good friends now she was fine ^^
@@Grasslehoff good to hear it
@@Grasslehoff you're friends with the waitress now? Is this a how I met your mother story?
Not quite, sadly, but we do still get along pretty well
etiquette means price tag in Turkish. I don't know what this information will do for you.
Cockroachs speak words?
bruh
In Spanish, you use etiqueta for both etiquette and price tag
Boop
@@mr.peanutbutter6969
I know a Turkish family and they speak with words. Its crazy
Internet historian should make a whole video that is disguised as a Nord VPN ad
Holy shahck, I would like to see that - just to see how that would be pulled through!
@@GGorsty hecc yea, maybe he'd make a full on nord vpn ad cinematic universe that connects all of his previous ads together
Yes would like that actually
But when the ad break comes up, it was actually sponsored by honey
Probably if he would have ever do a video on the riots
The first day at a server job I had I was carrying a tray of 8 glasses of water and while handing out the waters I lost my balance and every single one of the glasses tipped over and spilled all over the old grandma who was wearing a thin summer dress. Completely soaking her in ice water. I Will remember that day for the rest of my life.
Hahaha oh my god I feel so bad for you and for her, I have also work in service and I never droped anything thank god
At the end, when Sumito is going “Alright, he’s phased through the floor, coast is clear.” I thought he was gonna say “Alright, adult film time.”
I thought he was gonna fake sleep lmao
Did you know that the ducks at parks are free
You can just grab them
@@smeeer5774 the fact that this is two comments adds to the expirience.
yea i have a large collection
So are the kids
@@tijmen131 Ohh wow never thought of that! Might grab myself one this weekend
I must admit: Internet Historian's ads are the only ads I actually watch in UA-cam videos.
Nord VPN 💜💜
Also Noodles ads.
i could watch a compilation of them
There are people doing this now too. It’s funny. No one tops IH.
Karl Jobst is close. He will do stuff like play piano while talking about his ad. It’s simple. But it’s so effective.
And so does Pyro 🤣
It's amazing how interesting a chat between two good friends can be
"Dont tell your mom" *tells story on UA-cam*
Minneapolis on fire...
_"Looks like my job here has been done"_
*Nord VPN, please keep giving money to this man*
As someone from here those were heavy shots fired 😐 ay atleast people from other countries know about us now 😆
@I SELL SALT no political party cares about citizens, they are politicians.
@I SELL SALT name one.
@I SELL SALT anyone who actively tries to go for power isnt gonna handle power well
@I SELL SALT yeah but people who look for it usually handle it like 100x worse, people who dont want power are the people who should have it
nordvpn isn't an ad anymore. it's evolved as a part of the cinematic universe.
Sumito explaining how he will pretend to be asleep even after being caught awake is way too funny to me for some reason
*Sees city on fire* “Looks like the work is already done.” That hit different.
*sees cringe comment* "That hit different." That hit different
*sees Minneapolis, the US city where the race riots are going on, on fire.
Tyler Lackey damn bro that hurts😳
I don’t even mind his NordVPN adds. He’s their top sales man!
Ad cinematic universe
The only ads I won’t skip past
The only ads that can actually pull a laugh out of me
First time I've seen his ad without him saying *"ad time"*
@tOwOxic This one was actually his worst one yet.
God, I had a customer who was talking on his phone do the finger snap, whistle and wave to get my attention and when I went over to him, he continues talking on his phone and ignores me.
i love how it went from “what if your waiter spills your drink on you twice” to “you’re at the wake for the waiter and his wife spills a drink on your for the 5th time” in about 2 minutes
can we briefly talk about random sex scenes in movies? like, why? its not long or graphic enough to become aroused by. They're just thrown in there to embarrass you if you're watching the movies with friends or worse; family.
honestly its not really embarrassing with friends because you can just laugh at it and make the mandatory "me need bathroom joke"
Is this some sort of long stamina peasant joke I'm too rich and hair triggered to understand?
Hollywood is full of degenerates who love nothing more than to sexualize children through media and strip them of their innocence.
I find it really irritating, especially when it's not necessary to the plot. The audience is just supposed to accept that every protagonist is a degenerate and freely f***s anyone remotely attractive that they spend more than five minutes with.
i always skip them and i find them extremely inconvenient
It's still almost unbelievable to me that there is a channel that is this damn funny and engaging.. Both the dialogue and editing, plus the synergy between these two, is an absolute masterpiece to me. You're my hero Internet Historian
You should check out “Unhhhh” with Trixie and Katya. If you’re not familiar with gay culture/drag queens it might be a bit confusing, but it has a very similar comedy style and vibe to Internet Historian’s collab videos. I highly suggest giving their show a shot (and I would start with their 90’s video).
engaging it is, how I love it. it throws me back in the days when I had some friends to drink beer with and talk to, making up stuff and just having a good time brainstorming or going deep into specific areas. now what I have is just some alcoholic friends with quite a narrow range of overall knowledge. I have never considered myself as a supersmart person but I really miss that wanna be deep talks and long conversations filled with all types of references and some sub level of understanding
@@ethanahmu6149 unhhh is the shit! 👌🏾
It's great and the clip style editing makes it 1000x funnier.
Combined with the situations they propose 👌
Anyways gotta dash, I've got 15 funerals to go to.
And it's a second channel, too.
I feel sorry for those waiters who died for our entertainment
Hopefully someone will reply to you and be like:
"oH iTs YoU i SeE yOu EvErYwHeRe DaMn"
It's not me, you can guarantee that.
@@JMdJ2001 it's less of he's everywhere someone like him is
I'm a big fan.
I do for the first one
He's definitely a fed bois
My dad got a “buy one get one free” deal on a packet of sausages in Russia. They literally gave him a single extra sausage.
i refuse to use nordvpn until i get %1 more off
“What kind of action? I can see some action-there’s a lot of action in this movie”
7:35 once someone literally stole my whole trolley while I was shopping. I was perplexed
I’ll bet money that an employee thought it was abandoned and took it to put the items back on the shelf.
it isn't yours yet
here in the US, ppl can be unduly defensive about their carts. like, even if i did take an item out of your cart, so what? we in the place where the stuff comes from. the whole place is a shopping basket. fuck off. no one wants your intended but not quite technically owned stuff. we’ll leave a dog in a locked car in the summer but ask someone to watch our basket.
@@johngrey444 I hope someone takes all your shit right before you get to the checkout. Let them take it, you're at the place it comes from right?
@Cossette you making that comment and talking about others being entitled is absolute gold 😂
I'll be honest, I skipped this video when I saw it come out, and I don't know why. I'm now two minutes in and I'm having trouble keeping myself from disrupting my neighbors because I'm laughing so hard. The chemistry you two have when just talking about stuff is absolutely gold.
The waiter scenario is totally a Leslie Nielsen movie scene.
Leaving a full basket in the grocery store is an Eddie Izzard stand up routine
That's basically the plot of Taken 2.
16:41 "Just admit you ordered something from the TV"
Dude's probably in trouble about buying porn and blaming it on a kid lmao
Yeah thinking again with all things happen, sound like the Husband was shifting the blame to Sumito, just as the time Sumito check the preview, so Sumito too didn’t know that it wasn’t his fault
But receipts have dates and they know which dates they weren't home on...
The barber thing isn't a problem if you wear glasses. You just take them off so they can cut your hair without bumping into them and tell them how blind you are without them. Then you can stare into space freely and they can't judge you. I don't need glasses.
I just close my eyes. Dentist, too.
This, but in my case it's true.
The shop I always go to has televisions all over the place so you have somewhere to look.
I just have my friend cut my hair, she's a professional but it's nice to just chat and catch up while she does her work. I know my partner has the awkward barber conversations... poor sap.
Fun Fact:
In Germany it is against the law to take stuff from other people shopping carts.
literally 1984
Regarding the “you can’t just open a pack of hotdogs and try it”; I had a friend who works at a grocery store (in canada) and in their training/ employee handbook, if a customer asks for a sample for a food/drink product they carry, they do technically have to honour it! I remember asking him “So wait.... I could just.... come in and ask to sample every Oaisis brand juice? Every kind of pre-packaged tortellini???” And he looked me with dismay and said “yes, but PLEASE don’t.” I think it’s more of an etiquette/unspoken rule that we as customers don’t waste food or the employee’s time
I need to know if this legal in Britain I can have free lunches forever based on this information if true
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 I mean..... there's only one way to find out 👀 just make sure you switch up locarions so they don't catch on too quick 😂
@NuclearHobo42 sadly not, as it was in my small hometown, and I 100% would have become instantly recognizable to everyone as "the sobeys sampler karen" 😂😂
Second grocery store I worked at had to stop doing that for this reason. Too many people asking for free samples lol
@Josh O. You don't say... Really makes you think...
"As I low budget animate my way over to stage left"
*Moves to stage right*
It’s his left
@@tylercoon1791 woooosh...
@@tylercoon1791 no it’s not
Well, he left the stage, didn't he?
@@tylercoon1791 Stage left is the audience's right, so leaving to stage left would be moving to the right of the screen
I was half expecting internet comment etiquette to be the prime focus of the video for some reason
I think we all checked to see if it was the real Justin Y.
Bounced on my boy’s comment to this
Pog
I was hoping that was going to be it
Goddammit Justin
I remember teaching my younger brother how to delete internet history. my mom had seen it but didn't want to embarrass him, so she asked me to tell him like I saw it. Ah, memories.
get Erik in here
you mean BIG MONEY SALVIA
AYOOOO BIG MONEYY
Coming to a comment section near you!
BIG MONEY SALVIA
@@Splatpope you mean DAD.
If you are in Japan it's literally impossible to say "sumimasen" in any context without a waiter appearing out of nowhere and throwing themselves at your feet. This has happened to me inadvertently on several occasions.
Amazing
@Mialisus In Thailand there are restroom attendants that will do literally everything but take a pee for you. It is absolutely creepy.
@@Whammytap so if I asked them to sing "Country Homes" would they do it?
@@Sonichero151 I'm sure they would do their best. ;)
You have to use excusememasen; it's the kenjougo version of sumimasen and the waiter will not think you are issuing a command.
I feel like hes not even sponsored by Nord anymore, he just makes these ads because its part of the channel now
Eventually Nord will have to sponsor him to stop when they get TOO weird.
19:16 I've been trying to read that and make sense of that for 2 or 3 minutes
Why did Pyrocynical in makeup on a women’s body look so scarily convincing?
Because Pyrocynical is slowly transforming into a woman. Eventually, he'll look like Lele Pons and time travel to become the real Lele Pons to get rich off of late 2010's internet culture.
AnOriginalName if pyro ever came out as trans I will not be surprised
Something Mildly Homophobic yeah it’s from his insta
@@jeanv2246 He hasn't already?
Pyro is embracing his androgyny
The trolley thing - people lieaving full trolleys, that actually happens frequently. When i worked in a supermarket we would have to put things back all the time. Worse is when people just decide to put it back on the shelf but completely wrong place. you have to spot it and move it aorund correctly. And yes, the companies actually buy the spots and send secret observers to see if we used correct shelves for their products.
Preach my man. I worked at Walmart for 3 years and my primary job was putting those items back where they belonged.
"And yes, the companies actually buy the spots and send secret observers to see if we used correct shelves for their products."
Oh my god, how fucking neurotic can you get!?
@K Dash What? No, surely they are not similar things? I have to be missing something here, because I just cannot place sending an employee to go spy on a store that's stocking your products to make sure they're in the specific place you want them in to be on the same level as not giving someone a drink if they don't present their ID or going through the motions with a health inspector. They just don't equate in my mind. There's gotta be something I'm not seeing here.
@Andyoats you'd be surprised how much money you can miss out on if a guy screws up and puts your brand on the top shelf which will cause thousands of potential consumers to miss it because they don't want to constantly look up.
Yes omg, I remember one cart I had to clear out that someone left full of perishables like frozen food and a literal jug of milk like???
"If you ever have a drink spilled on you, make. an. effort. *Attend the funeral* "
Jessica Robins: This may sound odd, but would you come to his funeral?
Sumito: *FUCK NO*
When the wife spilled the drink at the funeral I laughed harder than I have in years, thank you.
"If you ever get a drink spilled on you, attend the funeral"
No one in France snaps their fingers and say "garçon". We just awkwardly try to establish eye contact with the waiter and hope for the best.
What a coincidence that's what we do in America if we're socially awkward...so we must have learned it from you guys!
@@zimman56 Tbh, a lot of France stuff is stereotypical, but the country is over 600 000 km² with 18 different native ethnic groups so the stereotypes are either entirely founded or entirely unfounded depending on where you are, just like with the US.
yeah they do...i`ve seen it ;D
Well rich dickhead$ used to do it, nowadays only a few do. It's so disrespectful!
We do that in the uk, socially awkward ornot
you have, hands down, the best ads on UA-cam. You either have a fuck off bank account or you're blackmailing your sponsors. Never change.
Sumito: I have muslim parents
Sumito's dad: Haram time
(and no i dont mean harem)
@@zagreus1249 oh of course
@@willvititoe2781 yeah totally
its not haram unless you beat the ham
@@zagreus1249 damn thts a chill af dad
anant rawat
Unfortunately no he isn’t
Parents: We came in and we saw you with your eyes open watching it.
Steve the Improv Guy: No you didn't.
I miss Steve :(
And Mentos
you're dead
Moral of the story: don’t go shopping and near babies with the Historian
One time I was at a wedding as a bridesmaid, and one of the other bridesmaid's mom's came up to say hi. She hugged me with the one arm she also happened to be holding a glass of red wine, and half of the glass went down the back of my dress. Did I say anything? No. ETIQUETTE. It was just lucky the dress was a merlot colour.