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    Music list:
    Spring in My Step - Silent Partner - UA-cam Audio Library
    Fun Jazz Food Background Music - AudioBeatPH
    World's Sunrise - Jimena Contreras - UA-cam Audio Library
    Olympus - Kingdom Hearts 3
    The Waning Master - Kingdom Hearts 3
    Villains of a Sort - Kingdom Hearts 3
    Prelude to Adventure - Kingdom Hearts 3
    The New Order - Aaron Kenny - UA-cam Audio Library
    Dearly Beloved II - Kingdom Hearts 2
    Mr Patch - Banjo Tooie
    Back on the Path - Witcher 3
    Shattered Glass - Cjbeard - Breaking Copyright Royalty Free Music
    The Wax Museum - The Great Ace Attorney 2
    War Dance - Ezra Lipp - UA-cam Audio Library
    Epilogue - Halo Reach
    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Sounds
    The Interrogation - Detroit: Become Human
    Overture to Pursuit - The Great Ace Attorney 2
    Pursuit - The Great Ace Attorney

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,5 тис.

  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia Місяць тому +10479

    who let these guys cook 🤦🤦

    • @Mackifold
      @Mackifold Місяць тому +67

      ☝️🤓 It was you!

    • @Teostra_MF_White
      @Teostra_MF_White Місяць тому +25

      @@SumitoMedia MB should have kept you in the dungeon

    • @y0dam0use97
      @y0dam0use97 Місяць тому +12

      Bazinga!

    • @metthewsobol
      @metthewsobol Місяць тому +7

      Sup ma Hyena ✌🏻

    • @byakuranbel6994
      @byakuranbel6994 Місяць тому +10

      Right? Never let IH and Mutahar cook! 😬

  • @SintiSnake
    @SintiSnake Місяць тому +2977

    Ahh yes, another episode for me to rewatch 17 times in the background while playing video games.

    • @Bloodman_II
      @Bloodman_II Місяць тому +51

      Real

    • @Teostra_MF_White
      @Teostra_MF_White Місяць тому +60

      Damn you caught me

    • @SirBa3r
      @SirBa3r Місяць тому +44

      Whoever you are, I am happy you commented this. I don't feel alone anymore.

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman Місяць тому +5

      what video game? I can't necessarily relate to this comment, since I usually do that when the task I am doing is trivial and I could be doing anything else.

    • @drphdmd7064
      @drphdmd7064 Місяць тому +1

      Same

  • @koichijenius
    @koichijenius Місяць тому +683

    Fun Fact: The reason all those recipes are surrounded with childhood anecdotes is because you can't copyright a recipe, so you need something else that can be.

    • @GEB_Rosee_PPS
      @GEB_Rosee_PPS Місяць тому +29

      copyrighting childhood anecdotes? or does the 'recipe' count as like a piece of literature or something?

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Місяць тому +91

      That’s just it, the pointless anecdote has to act as the actual “content”. The recipe is just the medium to allow for those stories.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 Місяць тому +35

      On the internet it's mostly used for search engine optimization. It lets the chicken soup recipe say chicken soup several more times.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 Місяць тому +7

      If you can't copyright a recipe, then why can Italy hunt you down if you make cheese close to their cheese recipes.

    • @esra013
      @esra013 Місяць тому +17

      @@bradleymoore2797 Italy can't hunt you down for making a cheese like theirs, what you are not allowed to do is making a cheese with the same name they have. So it's like government protected cheese brands. Essentially, you are allowed to follow a recipe to make Parmigiano Reggiano and to sell it, but you are not allowed to call it Parmigiano Reggiano since it's the regional name or brand for that cheese.

  • @tetsuo3k
    @tetsuo3k Місяць тому +4586

    My favorite part of every Incognito Mode is when they go off the rails and Internet Historian starts freestyle DMing.

    • @salis-salis
      @salis-salis Місяць тому +168

      My favorite part is when he goes incognito and modes all over the place

    • @Reg_The_Galah
      @Reg_The_Galah Місяць тому +16

      Never freestyle DM, it can often end in disaster

    • @heavyweather6318
      @heavyweather6318 Місяць тому +12

      This one was incredibly unfunny for some reason. I don't know, after the plagiarism thing his videos just don't do it for me anymore.

    • @MetaIIo
      @MetaIIo Місяць тому +5

      ​@@heavyweather6318i felt the same way about the fancy videos

    • @RoshDroz
      @RoshDroz Місяць тому +10

      Sumito role playing makes for the best content ever made

  • @ladhominem1728
    @ladhominem1728 Місяць тому +1392

    "Recipes to serve 30-to-life" goddamn 😭😭 Sumito is funny as hell

    • @Sparrow420
      @Sparrow420 Місяць тому +24

      that was gold

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Місяць тому +18

      And so effortlessly as well, like how does even do it?

    • @mandokir
      @mandokir Місяць тому +1

      This was the singular time I ever laughed at any _In the Field_ video.

    • @blackpowderburner7296
      @blackpowderburner7296 Місяць тому +5

      It’s a joke from the Sopranos season 2 told by character Arthur Bucco.

    • @ladhominem1728
      @ladhominem1728 Місяць тому +1

      @@blackpowderburner7296 ty Sopranos is still on my list

  • @saladealer
    @saladealer Місяць тому +1047

    0:16 That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Місяць тому +57

      Steamed cams

    • @jennifermckay5585
      @jennifermckay5585 Місяць тому +35

      and you call them steamed hams despite the fac that they are obviously grilled

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm Місяць тому +32

      Aurora borealis? This time of the day this time of the year in this part of the country localized entirely in your kitchen?

    • @RoshDroz
      @RoshDroz Місяць тому +8

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 steamed gams. Look at the gams on that broad

    • @cinnamonbiscuit727
      @cinnamonbiscuit727 Місяць тому

      Ceam stams

  • @LloydAsplund99
    @LloydAsplund99 Місяць тому +3656

    At this point, I'm convinced IH uses this channel to force guests to play a psychotic version of D&D

    • @gilflannigan3910
      @gilflannigan3910 Місяць тому +65

      At this point, I'm sick of everyone commenting the same copypaste garbage

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 Місяць тому

      @@gilflannigan3910 Welcome to the internet bud get used to it or don't read comments

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick Місяць тому +30

      ​@@gilflannigan3910 OK? Why did you have to announce it

    • @MatchaTheVibeking
      @MatchaTheVibeking Місяць тому +14

      And good on him for it cuz I love that shit.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 Місяць тому +5

      That is literally a series on his channel

  • @jerome1lm
    @jerome1lm Місяць тому +3902

    "Is this cooking? I have a gun! bam, bam bambam", lol

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem Місяць тому +22

      garten of banban reference

    • @garfield9150
      @garfield9150 Місяць тому +76

      ​@@Joedoeem ur too young to be here, please leave

    • @goober13579
      @goober13579 Місяць тому

      ​@@garfield9150 real

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem Місяць тому +30

      @@garfield9150 garten of ban ban :(

    • @andrewcarvajal242
      @andrewcarvajal242 Місяць тому +68

      I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN

  • @vault-tec3751
    @vault-tec3751 Місяць тому +394

    The moment sumito grabbed the therapists legs I started dying laughing at just how simple this legend’s methods are 😂

    • @chikirin9349
      @chikirin9349 Місяць тому +7

      He's got a signature move

    • @nuisanceguru
      @nuisanceguru 4 дні тому

      ih should present him with a person with no legs

  • @rockman9377
    @rockman9377 Місяць тому +2252

    Cooking is just the art of heating

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Місяць тому +23

      Don't forget to mix stuffs together before putting them in bowl or some sorts (pans, wok, pot, or actual bowl inside microwave/oven)

    • @chimpinaneckbrace
      @chimpinaneckbrace Місяць тому +31

      Eating is the art of eating.

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops Місяць тому +14

      I eat the cotton candy from my walls

    • @solidspiderznake8100
      @solidspiderznake8100 Місяць тому

      cooking is just alchemy.

    • @davenaldrich3985
      @davenaldrich3985 Місяць тому +5

      Gazpacho?

  • @backwards7
    @backwards7 Місяць тому +1534

    I was halfway through my succulent Chinese meal when, out of nowhere, the entire kitchen staff assembled around my table and proceeded to play Dungeons & Dragons.

  • @SageLegacy
    @SageLegacy Місяць тому +147

    The kidney bean story had me dying. That situation is too real and especially with the hangry meter building with rage lol

  • @itszackthegamer7406
    @itszackthegamer7406 Місяць тому +2113

    can't believe IH just casually shouts out small channels like Binging with Babish, what a kind man.

    • @sicksock435446
      @sicksock435446 Місяць тому +11

      surprised he didn't mention the sizzling summer of 2022

    • @nick-curr
      @nick-curr Місяць тому +46

      when is he gonna shoutout Hbomberguy? 🤔

    • @michaeltreu4152
      @michaeltreu4152 Місяць тому +101

      @@nick-curr Cool people only.

    • @domiepotato
      @domiepotato Місяць тому +70

      @@nick-currwhen he makes good videos again

    • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
      @RVBMichaelJCaboose Місяць тому +20

      I, too, love Balding with Bimbish

  • @youraveragespoon8085
    @youraveragespoon8085 Місяць тому +651

    The titles are slowly becoming more and more unrelated to the content of the video

    • @boing5106
      @boing5106 Місяць тому +23

      B..bb..but METH

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops Місяць тому +16

      I eat the cotton candy from my walls

    • @Felsparx
      @Felsparx Місяць тому +15

      @@Beanzops It's a little spicy but it's free.

    • @KeiosKod
      @KeiosKod Місяць тому +2

      Let them cook.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Місяць тому +2

      @@Felsparx free* with every purchase of an entire house

  • @JD2jr.
    @JD2jr. Місяць тому +99

    "it's a twist, don't think about it"
    Only ads I ever truly look forward to.

  • @awkwardsilence430
    @awkwardsilence430 Місяць тому +533

    The Nord ads keep getting more in depth, I wasnt expecting to watch a full Isekai but here I am, invested in nordinary guy's final battle against Dreadicus

    • @JKKoneofakind
      @JKKoneofakind Місяць тому +29

      I think ending the Isekai the same way it began, with someone getting hit by truck-kun, is an inspired choice. Peak fiction.

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs Місяць тому +6

      Does anyone know who the girl is? Seems like she is from a adventure light novel

    • @persnikitty3570
      @persnikitty3570 Місяць тому +3

      With the standard isekai tropes, truncated, with an isekaied Truck-kun for the finish.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Місяць тому

      I don't care, I always skip them anyway.

    • @HYBRIDZHQ
      @HYBRIDZHQ Місяць тому +6

      ​@@APAMVs It looks like AI

  • @vgfreak4life
    @vgfreak4life Місяць тому +1030

    "I'm a brown guy in a lab coat. Who the fuck is questioning me?"
    This is the truest statement ever.

    • @mercenery1232
      @mercenery1232 Місяць тому

      In India there are many fake doctors. Legit wild place man.

    • @kenwynnelson6340
      @kenwynnelson6340 Місяць тому +32

      Sumito has the best quips of any of IH's guests.
      "I'm on break."
      "I'll let you know if the ghosts are black."

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore Місяць тому +5

      Dammit... he's not wrong. It turns out I'm racist.

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 Місяць тому +2

      @@smadcorewow so original and funny

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore Місяць тому +9

      @@spongytrout7462 Did you know you can get rid of the 7462 at the end of your name?

  • @beneckendorff9256
    @beneckendorff9256 Місяць тому +85

    The absolute hatred in his voice when he says "anywhere but a bag" is so palpable

  • @BrianRocksNow
    @BrianRocksNow Місяць тому +420

    I'm just a Nordinary man.

  • @h0b0y0da4
    @h0b0y0da4 Місяць тому +689

    "When my mom's standards dropped, and she met my father." I can't 😭

  • @TheRagingBrolita
    @TheRagingBrolita Місяць тому +30

    Damn, Sumito. Whatever you said at 22:16 was apparently some kind of low-level killphrase. My wife went into such a laughing fit that she barfed and I had to clean it up. Thanks for that!

  • @Perc1000
    @Perc1000 Місяць тому +1034

    the way sumito started talking about his mom was more passionate than ive ever heard him on in the field

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 Місяць тому +4

      Came to the comments just to say this lol

    • @mitty9109
      @mitty9109 Місяць тому +8

      Cuz it's the only thing not plagiarised LMAO

    • @Acidus
      @Acidus Місяць тому +112

      ​@@mitty9109?? that doesnt even make any sense for this channel

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Місяць тому +41

      ​@@mitty9109 who tf does the extra effort of typing lmao in all caps

    • @mitty9109
      @mitty9109 Місяць тому +3

      @@serotonin.scavenger me I guess, I like it for emphasis. Difference in tone you know

  • @captainplague4921
    @captainplague4921 Місяць тому +249

    I’m so glad that sumito is back in the field

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops Місяць тому +10

      I'm so glad i eat the cotton candy from my walls

  • @scottianson5133
    @scottianson5133 Місяць тому +19

    There's two types of people here. People who like IH and his videos, and people who think they're accomplishing something by calling him a plagiarist. We don't care.

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 28 днів тому +4

      and they will never leave either. it doesnt matter to the internet mobs, once someone does anything, no matter what it is, they are now an irredeemable monster.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 27 днів тому +4

      Are they still at it?

    • @De_Pieremegoggel
      @De_Pieremegoggel 13 днів тому

      Did IH ever do anything to "fix" the plagiarism situation? Like apologize or address the accusations, or something? I'm in category one (liking IH's videos), but I'm still kinda curious

  • @bigmclargehuge3832
    @bigmclargehuge3832 Місяць тому +141

    "I'm just a... Nordinary guy" made me laugh way harder than it should have.

  • @drunkenhobo8020
    @drunkenhobo8020 Місяць тому +285

    Note to self: If you ever see Sumito standing near some window curtains, avoid.

    • @nickyboi4237
      @nickyboi4237 Місяць тому +4

      Avoid him like the plague.

    • @tetsuo3k
      @tetsuo3k Місяць тому +12

      Protect ya legs!

  • @jeffreyhughes9898
    @jeffreyhughes9898 Місяць тому +19

    Man IH would be the most insufferable DM. Creates a story based on a dumb switcharoo then forces his player to get a nat 20 to pull off the same stupid trick. LOL

  • @12gaugefun
    @12gaugefun Місяць тому +646

    Sumito is my spirit animal, I despise trying to find a new recipe online and you just get waterboarded by an essay of nonsense before you even glance a ingredient list.

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Місяць тому +22

      As much as I can understand nostalgia and how it ties into certain dishes, the whole practice of blogging with your recipes feels terrible for most people on the receiving end.

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account Місяць тому +19

      The reason is that you can't copyright a recipe but you can copyright a story with a recipe

    • @EvilParagon4
      @EvilParagon4 Місяць тому

      @@My_Old_YT_Account The real reason is SEO. Pages that don't get immediately backed out of back to google search get higher in the results. As do pages with lots of keywords which can be repeated over and over in the story/blog. As do pages with lots of Google's own ads embedded.
      That blog is just an easy way to fill it with ads and keywords and keep people on the site far longer than they need to be there.

    • @DoctorLazertron
      @DoctorLazertron Місяць тому +15

      This is every article...
      How to clear cache on fire TV
      Since time immemorial people have been clearing caches. It all started with the Abacus: a primitive counting tool used for calculations humans couldn't track on their fingers.
      Fingers evolved from appendages developed about 4.7 million years after the Cambrian...................................

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 Місяць тому +4

      Also those recipe sites are unreadable due to ads so I just get recipes from youtube now. Also Martha Stewart, because she's the GOAT

  • @VexatiousFluff
    @VexatiousFluff Місяць тому +200

    Internet Historian! You can buy canned kidney beans man!!! CANNED!! CANNNNED!!!

    • @DJ1573
      @DJ1573 Місяць тому +32

      But ... CAN you?

    • @TheWooow666
      @TheWooow666 Місяць тому +28

      a pressure cooker is the thing that you use to cook kidney beans, in that way it's super easy to cook any kind of beans ;)

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Місяць тому +10

      ​@@TheWooow666the things that are pressure cookers, air fryer, dehydrator, slow cooker combo devices are the best thing ever. Pressure cooking something, and then spraying it with oil and air frying in let's you make so much stuff quickly.

    • @CyberVonCyberus
      @CyberVonCyberus Місяць тому +1

      People don't have pressure cookers at home ? I thought it became a necessity in kitchens ever since its invention.

    • @avvc21
      @avvc21 19 днів тому +1

      ​@TheWooow666 ah yes, don't buy the prepared beans that cost 30 cents more, buy the 100 plus dollar appliance instead

  • @CptKit
    @CptKit Місяць тому +21

    1:35 isn't that just NileRed?

  • @Theyallfloat1
    @Theyallfloat1 Місяць тому +123

    I think Sumito is My favorite Incognito Co host. this dude has a fine sense of humor

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Місяць тому +6

      I'm partial to NordinaryTings

    • @mikeoxlong6468
      @mikeoxlong6468 Місяць тому +1

      Not until the very end. Felt the tension between them. IH wanted a more realistic scenario to play out but Sumito just wanted to over exaggerated and not play along. They both seemed a little upset at the end, but it’s IH video and everyone loves Sumito so it has to be an entertaining video anyways.

    • @KenFuhrman
      @KenFuhrman 25 днів тому

      Personally I prefer the co-host hitman with the gun with an extremely long and narrow barrel. All are good though. Every video is an experience.

  • @imperetrix
    @imperetrix Місяць тому +438

    Finishing up a 10hr graveyard shift. This is the perfect amount of sleep deprivation for this fine meal.

  • @Nevernotpushing
    @Nevernotpushing Місяць тому +149

    0:01 UA-cam comments are broken. They only show time relevant comments instead of the top ones now. It’s impossible to find what you want

    • @TheLostPhoenixOfTheSkies
      @TheLostPhoenixOfTheSkies Місяць тому +17

      Ohhh thats why i keep seeing random people on top

    • @bigdaddyburchy
      @bigdaddyburchy Місяць тому +8

      Its a setting you can change

    • @Mustacheman17
      @Mustacheman17 Місяць тому +1

      Lmao this is my top comment

    • @M2607d
      @M2607d Місяць тому

      ​@@bigdaddyburchy where is the setting please?

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 Місяць тому

      ​@@bigdaddyburchyYou can do that?

  • @kAdser
    @kAdser Місяць тому +84

    8:52 such a missed opportunity for “add thyme”

    • @tylamartin9730
      @tylamartin9730 Місяць тому +13

      Hes already used this pun so that could be why sadly %100 agree with ya tho 🤣

  • @lorenmax2.013
    @lorenmax2.013 Місяць тому +209

    Sumito's voice going to insane levels of pitch when talking about his mother sounds like a sitcom

  • @SachiaSanchez
    @SachiaSanchez Місяць тому +66

    I am probably unique here, but my grandma did run and operate two restaurants in Barcelona on Michelin star and the other Michelin recommended. She was a great cook and I learned so much from her.

    • @SachiaSanchez
      @SachiaSanchez Місяць тому +4

      Oh cool I commented on my google account…. Sorry grandma!

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Місяць тому +4

      @@SachiaSanchez And her name was Albert Einstein.

  • @justinhiggins2752
    @justinhiggins2752 Місяць тому +409

    I love the idea of a meth addict UA-cam channel. He would have 100 episodes released within the first week since he doesn't sleep and you can watch his health and Sanity slowly deteriorates as the episodes go on

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake Місяць тому +33

      He's called Ian Foote.

    • @lman6920
      @lman6920 Місяць тому +15

      @@Psycho-Ssnakejust looked him up, wtf

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake Місяць тому

      @@justinhiggins2752 I've been stuck on some CRAZY rabbit holes. Raxx, king cobra & a TON of wild jevova witness rabbit holes that are fkn WIIIIIIIILD!

    • @saucerar7615
      @saucerar7615 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@Psycho-Ssnakewhat rabbit hole you introduced me to bruh

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 Місяць тому

      Connor Murphy after he went crazy in ~2020

  • @silkysoul
    @silkysoul Місяць тому +365

    Cooking starts at 25:45

  • @SmellyHam
    @SmellyHam Місяць тому +43

    Thanks for ignoring the canceltroons. You did the right thing.

    • @SolProxy
      @SolProxy Місяць тому +3

      Who?

    • @Aralaas
      @Aralaas Місяць тому +2

      Is this a bot comment?

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx Місяць тому +10

      @@SolProxy The hbomberguy stans that leave copypasted comments about the one video IH plagerized, even though all parties worked it out and moved on, I presume.

    • @NagasakiLicious
      @NagasakiLicious 27 днів тому

      @@TheKenchanxdid they?

    • @jimothyfakeson5288
      @jimothyfakeson5288 26 днів тому +3

      ​@@TheKenchanxEither way I could care less because Hbomber is a posturing moralist.

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 Місяць тому +99

    “My name’s Dr. Incredulous”
    “Wow, I can’t believe that”

  • @EMAH669
    @EMAH669 Місяць тому +411

    First line of the video about cooking
    "I would like to try cooking meth"
    Never change IH

    • @tetsuo3k
      @tetsuo3k Місяць тому +3

      Comedy gold, right out of the gate! Internet Historian always delivers.

    • @don_chanLIVE
      @don_chanLIVE Місяць тому +1

      doesnt he steal content from other people

    • @ZehRooKiE
      @ZehRooKiE Місяць тому +18

      ​@@don_chanLIVEHe made a video using an article. He got called out so he credited the article in the description. That's about it.

    • @MordecaiSPM
      @MordecaiSPM Місяць тому +5

      @@don_chanLIVE to be honest, there are no evidence either IH did it himself or his editors did it or his team did it.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS Місяць тому +2

      @@don_chanLIVE Only that *ONE* video, and it's been rectified. People need to drop it and move on

  • @katzenkampf
    @katzenkampf Місяць тому +30

    i think the worst part of internet historian or incognito mod videos isnt the years we have to wait for new episodes, but just the fact that a 30 minute episode will be over in what seems like 5 mins and i just want more. id listen to an hr of rambling if you guys could do it or leave more random shit in in the editing. i just love it too much

  • @skabusta8799
    @skabusta8799 Місяць тому +125

    I know most people wouldn't usually watch this video, but my grandma would always add a dash of incognito mode to her youtube watch list.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Місяць тому +1

      Sophisticated myes

    • @drockwell1583
      @drockwell1583 Місяць тому

      OMG, nobody cares about your grandma.

  • @L-kun
    @L-kun Місяць тому +99

    Her-storian and Sumito's Mom just being beardless versions of them is so cursed, lol.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Місяць тому +10

    The grandma thing reminds me of the old story:
    As a newlywed couple, the wife wanted to impress her husband with a nice Sunday pot roast. She buys the best looking roast and starts to prep. He’d husband is helping in the kitchen when he see is wife cut about 3 or 4 inches off the ends of roast and is about to toss them.
    What are you doing?
    What? That’s how you make pot roast, you have to cut the ends off.
    That can’t be true, I’ve never heard of that.
    Well, it’s how my mom taught me.
    Well, let’s call her and ask why you would cut the ends off. It seems like a lot of waste.
    So they call her mom.
    Hey, mom. I’m making a pot roast and my husband doesn’t believe me that you have to cut the ends of the roast off.
    Yes. That’s true.
    But why do you do that?
    Well, that’s how my mom taught me.
    Well, let’s call your grandma and find out why you cut the ends off. Because I still say you don’t have to.
    So they call up dear old grandma, who doesn’t have a Michelin star to her name.
    Grandma, I’m making a pot roast for my husband and he doesn’t believe me that you have to cut the ends off before cooking. But that’s what mom taught me and she said that’s how you taught her. So do you cut the ends off?
    Well, when your mother was younger, yes, that’s what I did.
    Why?
    Because the roast was always bigger than the pan I had back then.

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx Місяць тому +1

      I honestly expected that to be the twist. Well done.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 Місяць тому +127

    Let sumito finish the scenario of living in a haunted house

  • @frighteningspoon
    @frighteningspoon Місяць тому +128

    That isekai nord sponsor segment was spot on lmao

    • @lonlywolf223
      @lonlywolf223 Місяць тому +2

      Every Isekai in a nutshell

  • @YemmieInc
    @YemmieInc Місяць тому +6

    You soak the beans so they don't poison you, not so they get soft lol. You can avoid that by using a pressure cooker though

  • @ChessedGamon
    @ChessedGamon Місяць тому +130

    "When I say 'are you ready for question 3?' you act."
    Completely expected him to strangle her when she said it

  • @ALE199-ita
    @ALE199-ita Місяць тому +702

    I like how:
    >Insane inmate swaps names, nobody notice.
    >Sumito does the same exact thing, everyone notices.
    Like it can't work one way but not the other bruh.

    • @Leonidash15
      @Leonidash15 Місяць тому +110

      The Insane inmate must have rolled natural 20

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Місяць тому +14

      the inmate wasn't impersonating a doctor

    • @ALE199-ita
      @ALE199-ita Місяць тому +4

      @@mrosskne yeah but how come the doctor recognize Sumito as a patient when they don't look at all simmilar?

    • @ALE199-ita
      @ALE199-ita Місяць тому

      @@Leonidash15 LMAO

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Місяць тому

      It’s because of systemic racism against people with appendicitis.

  • @DekuLord
    @DekuLord Місяць тому +22

    "I'm a brown guy in a lab coat, who the fuck is questioning me?"
    It sounds like Sumito forgot that Internet Historian is not from the UK.

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 Місяць тому +206

    The intro alone confirms this will be gold

  • @Dozzy76
    @Dozzy76 Місяць тому +92

    The editing of the microwave intro is almost excessively impressive for a channel that essentially shitposts bimonthly. 😂

  • @pritsie
    @pritsie Місяць тому +8

    The editor deserves a compliment, great job! More expression more fun

  • @TheGreatWeebOfTheWest
    @TheGreatWeebOfTheWest Місяць тому +43

    9:44 dodged a bullet there lmao

    • @nobodyishere
      @nobodyishere Місяць тому +6

      Thought he was going to go through with it hahaha

    • @jesusmolina9879
      @jesusmolina9879 Місяць тому +2

      Got a little scared at this part

  • @NeonVisual
    @NeonVisual Місяць тому +143

    YOU GET METH! AND YOU GET METH! AND YOU GET METH! EVERYONE GETS METH!

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral Місяць тому +6

      THE METH IS UNDER YOUR SEAT!!

    • @georjiep4338
      @georjiep4338 Місяць тому +2

      Oh bro I love your doctor who videos

    • @soral94
      @soral94 Місяць тому

      Heisenberg Fan is that you?
      Edit: stupid typo

  • @bandit6272
    @bandit6272 26 днів тому +3

    Hey, the hotdog question depends on whether or not they're all eating simultaneously or not.
    I don't know about you, but the last time I tried to serve 100 hotdogs to 100 children (last Friday) I was unable to cook all 100 hotdogs at the same time, and plop all 100 hotdogs in front of all 100 children...at the same time. So no, it would take a LOT longer than 1 minute to serve 100 kids 100 hotdogs. I mean, how many can you carry at one time? How big is the table the kids are sitting at? Can you even do a lap of the table in 1 minute without all the hotdogs sliding off your gargantuan serving tray?
    What if some of the kids want Ketchup and the others want relish or something equally disgusting (more delay, now you're absolutely over the 1 minute deadline by now). HAVE YOU TRIED MEETING THE INSANELY PICKY DEMANDS KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE? Heck, at least 1 or 2 would probably insist you cooked it into a funny shape, cut it up for them, or sing some stupid song before they'd eat it.
    This question has so many problems I think it's going to send me to a mental institution where they'd better not ask me a dumb question like this or I'm going to go full schizophrenic super sayan on them.
    ant

  • @SoSheolH
    @SoSheolH Місяць тому +55

    "Binging with Babish, but with drugs."
    i mean he literally just started selling thc-infused sugar, he must have had some unallowed early access to this video

  • @jeremiah5511
    @jeremiah5511 Місяць тому +119

    Sumito lunging at peoples legs and strangling them makes me laugh so hard I get hiccups

  • @DudeOfCoolness45
    @DudeOfCoolness45 Місяць тому +48

    That mental asylum he used is approximately 45 minutes from my house. It’s a shopping/residential district now, with some elder housing. It’s the Traverse City State Hospital

    • @misstitanic015
      @misstitanic015 Місяць тому +1

      Fellow Michigander here!! I saw the picture and literally gasped loo. Part of my grad school thesis was about that exact (former) mental hospital!

    • @dysplasiagiraffe4845
      @dysplasiagiraffe4845 Місяць тому

      the asylum near me is now abandoned and also next to my old highschool. dad says the whackos used to be let out the gate and would just chill at the school gates. one of them nutjobs just famously carried round a chetty for fun

    • @finonevado8891
      @finonevado8891 Місяць тому

      isn't it creepy as fuck to have businesses and stuff in a place that housed crazy people that's now dead?
      I'd be creep'd out

  • @Nennius_
    @Nennius_ Місяць тому +128

    let Internet Historian cook

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja Місяць тому +75

    Tweaking with Tony would be an incredible skit.
    Kidney beans can be bought in a tin, no need to soak them.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Місяць тому +10

      It's actually the cost of cooking them from raw that makes tinned ones economically viable... unless you like cook 5lb of them at a go.
      For a cup full, nah, absolutely not... get a tin.
      Lentils however, because they're much smaller, are much move viable economically.

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ Місяць тому +6

      Don't know about beans, as I detest them, but the difference in canned vs. fresh is absolutely astonishing. Canned is for when things are out of season or you're in a rush. Or you just don't care about taste.

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 Місяць тому

      Fresh kidney beans are toxic. You should only buy tinned.

    • @PTS1337
      @PTS1337 Місяць тому +3

      @@SinEater_ That's the great thing about beans, they're never out of season, since they can last for years uncooked.

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ Місяць тому

      @@PTS1337 That is true. As I stated though, I don't like them, at least not in large amounts. They can be good added to certain dishes in small amounts. But for some reason everyone thinks chili is nothing but friggin' beans...

  • @TheZazey
    @TheZazey Місяць тому +5

    MORE CONTENT WITH SUMITO PLEASE

  • @A_real_Ha_So
    @A_real_Ha_So Місяць тому +134

    It's rare to see a microwave create a Cajun style meal.

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Місяць тому +1

      It takes “blackened” to a whole new level

  • @pedro58177
    @pedro58177 Місяць тому +79

    Kidney bean:
    Soak it for about 8 - 10 hours (does'nt need to be 24h)
    Put in the pressure cooker for 35 min.
    Season it after
    Done

    • @milkman6218
      @milkman6218 Місяць тому +94

      All that for one bean?!

    • @sweetsilver8016
      @sweetsilver8016 Місяць тому +19

      All for one

    • @TheWooow666
      @TheWooow666 Місяць тому +1

      true , a pressure cooker is the thing that you use to cook kidney beans, in that way it's super easy to cook any kind of beans

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors Місяць тому +2

      Pretty sure IH bought sunflower seeds.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Місяць тому +8

      ​@@milkman6218one dehydrated kidney bean turns into 2 pounds of rehydrated kidney beans if you use a pressure cooker. That one bean absorbes like 2 gallons of water

  • @TetsuTeito
    @TetsuTeito Місяць тому +41

    "I'm skeptical and self-deprecating." Historian just casually roasting every isekai MC.

  • @ramirogandolfo335
    @ramirogandolfo335 Місяць тому +30

    cooking.
    "So you're trapped in an insane asylum..."
    Ah yes, the basis for cooking.

  • @DongusMcBongus
    @DongusMcBongus Місяць тому +31

    Jokes aside, You two have such good chemistry. They’re always my favorite “In the Fields.”

  • @RustyyMann
    @RustyyMann Місяць тому +2

    Buy your fucking kidney beans in a can mate 😆

  • @makomerlin4250
    @makomerlin4250 Місяць тому +41

    That Herstorian design is HAUNTING

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga Місяць тому +5

      So is the design of Sumito Mumdia.
      Whoever is the dude trying to make ladies in this art style needs change something. :D

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 Місяць тому +1

      @@Unga_Bunga Maybe it's a reference to the "Art" episode, where women are just men with jugs?

  • @fuzzytransmissionman
    @fuzzytransmissionman Місяць тому +23

    I love how quickly this devolved into role play. Like 3 cooking related questions then "escape the mental hospital".

  • @ItsYaDawg
    @ItsYaDawg Місяць тому +6

    21:02 wait wasn't this video about cooking?

    • @t4rv0r60
      @t4rv0r60 2 дні тому

      I mean they cooked with this video

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 Місяць тому +29

    “What does this have to do with cooking?” Guess Sumito missed the hot dog question.

    • @devalue7064
      @devalue7064 Місяць тому +1

      This is the weirdest ending to all episodes, and I'm dying here.

  • @realmoviefactsnotfake
    @realmoviefactsnotfake Місяць тому +27

    The Middle Earth cookbook is really cool; you get food and you get some lore dump to understand the Simarillion.

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 Місяць тому +3

    Make a main channel video already

  • @savanahmaestas7663
    @savanahmaestas7663 Місяць тому +88

    Its 6AM sir, lets cook.

    • @ashj_2088
      @ashj_2088 Місяць тому +2

      8:00pm here in Australia

    • @mum-your
      @mum-your Місяць тому +3

      not for normal people

    • @blob4743
      @blob4743 Місяць тому

      Same ​@@ashj_2088

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 Місяць тому +1

      It was 2 PM in The Netherlands when this uploaded

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops Місяць тому

      I eat the cotton candy from my walls

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Місяць тому +26

    You know the episode is going to be a banger when Sumito is in the thumbnail

  • @shadowrealms2676
    @shadowrealms2676 Місяць тому +4

    Your videos are soo entertaining that I even watch the ads and laugh about them

  • @braggski
    @braggski Місяць тому +53

    That bit about "Nobody gives a shit." when it came to the stories they cram into cookbooks was so true.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Місяць тому +3

      Such cookbooks are marketed to women, which is why they include those 'personal stories', but it's not sexist marketing at all. 🤣

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Місяць тому +2

      ​@sunnyjim1355 as a woman, we don't give a shit either. Idk who its supposed to appeal to.

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm Місяць тому

      Right but a cookbook without that is a 17 page brochure on how to cook, not a book

  • @jakeyeatsbacon
    @jakeyeatsbacon Місяць тому +17

    I don't care how a summer in Oaxaca challenged your perception of simplicity, Sabrina. Just tell me how many avocados to buy for this guacamole.

  • @Epsilonsama
    @Epsilonsama Місяць тому +3

    When he started talking bout them kidney beans I knew exactly that he didn't put em in water. It's not really 24 hours but you gotta put em in water the night before cooking. Plus you need a pressure cooker if you don't want to be all day waiting for the beans to soften. 😂

  • @djinnspalace2119
    @djinnspalace2119 Місяць тому +14

    was expecting a "what IS cooking? is HE cooking?" followed by someone popping off in a videogame, presumably fortnite.

  • @CoreyisBarackObama
    @CoreyisBarackObama Місяць тому +65

    0:15
    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!"

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 Місяць тому +21

    "Sam the helicoter pirate"
    Not gonna lie, Helicopter pirates sounds pretty badass.
    It could be a premise for a movie or open world video game.

    • @Istreakilaz
      @Istreakilaz Місяць тому +2

      _Just Cause_ *has joined the chat.*

  • @brohemianrhapsody5740
    @brohemianrhapsody5740 Місяць тому +16

    4:21 Jesus Christ what happened to Herstorian's face?

  • @pepperbytez8128
    @pepperbytez8128 Місяць тому +12

    11:27 "ippeeciatethat"

  • @street_pisser
    @street_pisser 27 днів тому +2

    He doesn't seem to take suggestions and neither would I, but I'd like to see an episode on medicine, like crazy medical practices throughout history, wild medical stories from current times, stuff like that. Here's a short list of interesting topics: Holidays, Pets, Museums, Death, Commercials, Crime, School or Dreams. Any of em could work I think.

  • @carbonwater
    @carbonwater Місяць тому +16

    The security guard being named " Les Dodis", that got me way harder than it should have.

  • @jaysengstacken2118
    @jaysengstacken2118 Місяць тому +18

    The second time he goes to grab a person's leg was the funniest thing I've seen in months. Way to go on that one.

  • @kieran6417
    @kieran6417 Місяць тому +6

    Man I love the tankies coming to every IH video to repeat the same lines in the hope that people will cancel the heckin nazzi
    Keep trying guys I'm. Sure it'll happen eventually 😂😂

  • @Dannnneh
    @Dannnneh Місяць тому +53

    You gotta dig through the spaghetti to find _the deets_

    • @as7river
      @as7river Місяць тому +1

      There they are. The DEEEETS!

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 Місяць тому +15

    20:45 jesus christ Sumito you didn't have to throw your dad under the bus that hard

  • @InfiniteSkiegh
    @InfiniteSkiegh Місяць тому +4

    7:37 "In their raw form, kidney beans can be toxic. They contain a compound called phytohaemagglutinin that can cause severe vomiting and diarrhea if it’s not destroyed via cooking."😅

  • @ProfessorRaiParadox
    @ProfessorRaiParadox Місяць тому +12

    25:39 Obviously this is filler, su mito

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 Місяць тому +11

    As a Southerner, listening to Historian talk about trying to cook beans was absolutely painful.

  • @spiketoy10
    @spiketoy10 Місяць тому +3

    I love it when you guys do D&D

  • @dubsknit
    @dubsknit Місяць тому +12

    I am eating chips right now.

  • @lmno567
    @lmno567 Місяць тому +21

    7:17 better to soak beans in a baking dish so they are flat and have more surface area to have contact with the water. 24 hours really isn't enough time, despite what the pacakging says.

    • @tetsuo3k
      @tetsuo3k Місяць тому +6

      Yup, the packaging is absolutely full of crap! There's nothing like some old-fashioned homemade crunchy beans & bacon. At least the bacon was good.

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem Місяць тому

      that's so weird, me and my spouse have been pouring them into a bowl overnight for forever and they've been fine 😭we pressure cook them tho, maybe that changes things?

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 Місяць тому

      @@oddlem I think the pressure cooker would change it, like aggressive soaking.

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 Місяць тому +4

    Let IH cook.

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody Місяць тому +8

    10:47 "I would stil- I would have not lost my arm."
    You don't have to be this accurate about anime/jrpgs, okay?