Best Fails of the Year (So Far) 2024 🎉

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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  3 місяці тому +457

    Favorite clip?

  • @Jarpasaurus
    @Jarpasaurus 3 місяці тому +629

    By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?

    • @MichaelAachen
      @MichaelAachen 3 місяці тому +46

      "No one recording was harmed"

    • @AN-ix9lg
      @AN-ix9lg 3 місяці тому +6

      😆 non-exclusionary language

    • @SmartMoveGraphics
      @SmartMoveGraphics 3 місяці тому +24

      No one was harmed during editing.

    • @ohhainadia
      @ohhainadia 3 місяці тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @showdown66
      @showdown66 3 місяці тому +4

      Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮

  • @winkingfox7125
    @winkingfox7125 3 місяці тому +82

    “No one was harmed”
    Bro no one was killed*
    People were definitely harmed

    • @guyfawkes6657
      @guyfawkes6657 27 днів тому +3

      ikr 100%!

    • @BaronGaigern1930
      @BaronGaigern1930 День тому

      @@guyfawkes6657 What ever...Life is dangerous sometimes!

    • @jnice1983
      @jnice1983 День тому

      @@BaronGaigern1930 No shit! Why make it worse?

  • @epnlp
    @epnlp 27 днів тому +22

    The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

  • @SubliminalKings
    @SubliminalKings 3 місяці тому +893

    Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
    Failarmy: "No one was harmed."

    • @onlyjesussaves840
      @onlyjesussaves840 3 місяці тому +19

      FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.

    • @gamblingKidd
      @gamblingKidd 3 місяці тому +16

      Thanos snap…..
      Failarmy: no one was harmed

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 3 місяці тому +18

      @@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 3 місяці тому +5

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 3 місяці тому +2

      It's okay, I can see their parachutes!

  • @jiggler7243
    @jiggler7243 3 місяці тому +393

    *Guy dies
    FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED

    • @aleksanderweedman8116
      @aleksanderweedman8116 3 місяці тому +6

      looks like he was no one

    • @SkyeTheMobileGamer
      @SkyeTheMobileGamer 3 місяці тому +5

      FailArmy heart it!

    • @Anorion.
      @Anorion. 3 місяці тому

      Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.

    • @Big_Ben_07
      @Big_Ben_07 3 місяці тому +3

      I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 3 місяці тому +6

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything

  • @eviltoast1327
    @eviltoast1327 2 місяці тому +21

    The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.

  • @CTSega
    @CTSega 3 місяці тому +297

    "Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention

    • @aerith119
      @aerith119 3 місяці тому +9

      What if those are her cars? lol

    • @fearlesseye5896
      @fearlesseye5896 3 місяці тому +3

      Both could’ve been her car.

    • @Veldriven
      @Veldriven 3 місяці тому +13

      I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it

    • @matouskacer9294
      @matouskacer9294 3 місяці тому

      My anger issues could never

    • @onborders9398
      @onborders9398 2 місяці тому +4

      Rich People problems

  • @benhoulton3832
    @benhoulton3832 3 місяці тому +1281

    Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"

    • @sssniperboofygoofy
      @sssniperboofygoofy 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@gorillazhead ow

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 місяці тому +199

      @@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @Yakushii
      @Yakushii 3 місяці тому +70

      ​@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 3 місяці тому +149

      @@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.

    • @Lindrios
      @Lindrios 3 місяці тому +71

      ​@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
      Have some integrity

  • @gregjacksun
    @gregjacksun Місяць тому +30

    Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL

    • @-Gorby-
      @-Gorby- 27 днів тому +3

      To make sure of two things, in THAT SPECIFIC order 😁

  • @dclary9071
    @dclary9071 3 місяці тому +352

    "Mom are you okay?"
    "....No..."
    🤣
    Her pride hurts lol

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 місяці тому +147

    28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔

    • @55Ramius
      @55Ramius 3 місяці тому +23

      Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀

    • @glenellyn2381
      @glenellyn2381 3 місяці тому +10

      I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.

    • @UUhhwwaa
      @UUhhwwaa 3 місяці тому +5

      @@55Ramius me too lol ah

    • @brianandrea3249
      @brianandrea3249 3 місяці тому +7

      I ducked!

    • @ChuckHickl
      @ChuckHickl 3 місяці тому +8

      That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!

  • @BAND-MAID-USA
    @BAND-MAID-USA 20 днів тому +39

    Those kids with the white paint are demons.

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather 13 днів тому +1

      They would get 90 days in the dog cage. Purple Cabbage, squid, and soy cakes and for desert pickle onion and mushroom ice cream... IN CHAINS! Spinige

    • @GestaltElias
      @GestaltElias 12 днів тому +7

      I like how one is just standing in the bucket, living the dream.

    • @BAND-MAID-USA
      @BAND-MAID-USA 12 днів тому

      @@GestaltElias 😭🤣

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 3 місяці тому +144

    Lessons learned:
    Always have a spotter when lifting
    Don't drive in icy conditions
    Don't go out in icy conditions
    Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
    Don't do anything in icy conditions
    Move to florida, where there is no ice
    Your balls are never safe
    If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
    Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
    Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
    Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
    always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
    If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
    ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
    avoid porch steps at all costs

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra 3 місяці тому +17

      And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 3 місяці тому +11

      The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen

    • @shythawks9549
      @shythawks9549 3 місяці тому +5

      He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 3 місяці тому +10

      Birthday cakes require 2 hands
      Chairs can not be trusted
      Don't try to carry too many things at once
      If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
      Ceilings exist
      Light fixtures exist
      Pranks often don't go as intended
      Wind is a powerful force
      You're not as athletic as you think you are
      Trampolines fail
      Pole vaulting is never a good idea

    • @djstarrjunkie
      @djstarrjunkie 3 місяці тому +2

      $ell your manuel = Less catastrophic fails~ 🙂

  • @JohnNathan-tc9sr
    @JohnNathan-tc9sr 3 місяці тому +41

    First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому +2

      Fart

  • @weluckusa
    @weluckusa 16 годин тому +1

    It's hard to watch, but these videos show how important safe driving is.

  • @gavinburke1003
    @gavinburke1003 3 місяці тому +77

    The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

  • @bonnkebaraka2571
    @bonnkebaraka2571 Місяць тому +6

    "mom are you okay?" "no" most honest answer

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 3 місяці тому +53

    1:53 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому +4

      You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @EdwinTheSillySquid
      @EdwinTheSillySquid 16 днів тому +1

      3:35 lol he said "Le say Le say"

  • @michaelshworak
    @michaelshworak 3 місяці тому +217

    The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣

  • @NerothLoD
    @NerothLoD Місяць тому +6

    Just put *NO ONE WAS HARMED* in every clip, and solve injuries forever.

    • @Brommear
      @Brommear 3 дні тому

      Rather leave it out completely. I really don't care (in almost all cases).

  • @ohnegative9526
    @ohnegative9526 3 місяці тому +36

    The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.

    • @adamcumley3950
      @adamcumley3950 2 місяці тому

      I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.

  • @lostnetwork5717
    @lostnetwork5717 3 місяці тому +54

    Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 3 місяці тому +5

      You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 місяці тому +8

      @@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 місяці тому +1

      @@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 місяці тому

      @@5GreenAcres :)

  • @Failatwork-b6s
    @Failatwork-b6s День тому

    I'm so incredibly grateful that I'm not stupid.

  • @chipsammich2078
    @chipsammich2078 3 місяці тому +30

    The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
    Then him saying nothing was wrong..

  • @darkwinter_782
    @darkwinter_782 3 місяці тому +58

    0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 3 місяці тому +2

      HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
      Ding Dong!

    • @darkwinter_782
      @darkwinter_782 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 3 місяці тому +1

      @@darkwinter_782
      “You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”

  • @Gryphon-t6l
    @Gryphon-t6l 16 днів тому

    Whenever I feel like I did something stupid or feel bad about my life, I just watch a FailArmy video and I feel GREAT again!!

  • @BertSimsen
    @BertSimsen 3 місяці тому +70

    NO ONE WAS UNHARMED

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 3 місяці тому +3

      So everyone wasn't not unharmed?

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 3 місяці тому +3

      @@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.

  • @eotikurac
    @eotikurac 15 годин тому

    1:06 the squirrel holding the door was hilarious

  • @adrimute
    @adrimute 3 місяці тому +174

    57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.

    • @xsjado_anon
      @xsjado_anon 3 місяці тому +39

      To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
      My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
      She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
      As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...

    • @Trenasist
      @Trenasist 3 місяці тому +18

      They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other

    • @AWSVids
      @AWSVids 3 місяці тому +19

      That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.

    • @No_cap_yo
      @No_cap_yo 3 місяці тому +6

      lol I loved it, watched it like 4x

    • @Delgarothe
      @Delgarothe 3 місяці тому +18

      @@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*

  • @Itzz_me_Ida
    @Itzz_me_Ida 3 місяці тому +39

    earthquake,meteor, flood
    Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
    😂😂

  • @Opgamer-ku2ww
    @Opgamer-ku2ww 2 дні тому

    when the guy said oh i just fell was so wholesome

  • @RyanThurlow-s4p
    @RyanThurlow-s4p 3 місяці тому +48

    11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 3 місяці тому +3

      ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!

    • @nancybriels4554
      @nancybriels4554 2 місяці тому +1

      magine
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Krassus7101
    @Krassus7101 3 місяці тому +27

    58:54 is so wholesome
    What a great dad ❤

  • @HTC-MOMENTSHUB
    @HTC-MOMENTSHUB 10 днів тому +1

    Are we sacrificing real, raw emotion for perfectly edited, ‘incredible’ moments that look good online?

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 3 місяці тому +17

    The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂

  • @kawaiifroggo
    @kawaiifroggo 3 місяці тому +66

    That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!

    • @mitchib1440
      @mitchib1440 3 місяці тому +3

      hahaha hope you're okay :)
      you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo

    • @SnowleopardPearl
      @SnowleopardPearl 2 місяці тому

      that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)

    • @FiftyBuckCrusader
      @FiftyBuckCrusader 2 місяці тому +2

      A legend is here, be respectful folks

  • @kellyanderson7624
    @kellyanderson7624 15 днів тому +1

    The girl trying to throw the garbage in the dumpster had me laughing out loud lol

    • @sw96
      @sw96 6 днів тому

      Been there, done that. Best part (sarcasm) was after missing the dumpster twice my third attempt got caught on the edge, and when I shoved it out of rage and frustration the bag split and dumped half it's contents (food waste) all over me and the ground... I invented some new swearwords that day.

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 3 місяці тому +18

    8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅

  • @paulpz04
    @paulpz04 3 місяці тому +17

    when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet

  • @olternaut
    @olternaut 14 днів тому +2

    - car explodes - "No one was harmed."

  • @_x_x_o_x_x_
    @_x_x_o_x_x_ 3 місяці тому +65

    **NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?

    • @babbitslayer
      @babbitslayer 3 місяці тому

      Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮

    • @regretevatorandbuses
      @regretevatorandbuses 3 місяці тому +6

      @@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 місяці тому +5

      @@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's UA-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as UA-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 2 місяці тому

      I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!

    • @Synapse007-t6r
      @Synapse007-t6r 2 місяці тому

      They died

  • @MrTAGGER88
    @MrTAGGER88 3 місяці тому +123

    2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂

    • @どんだけぇ
      @どんだけぇ 3 місяці тому +1

      くっそワロタw

    • @dezertmen6138
      @dezertmen6138 3 місяці тому +5

      Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)

    • @Weltkamp75
      @Weltkamp75 3 місяці тому

      Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂

  • @gamtngirl3655
    @gamtngirl3655 3 місяці тому +35

    I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.

  • @TheShowblox
    @TheShowblox 12 днів тому +1

    The biggest fail is saying “No one was harmed”every time

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 3 місяці тому +23

    that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up

  • @shishinonaito
    @shishinonaito 3 місяці тому +24

    45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao

    • @ChickenDeranged
      @ChickenDeranged 5 днів тому

      dude rolling the barbell over his dick is quite the fail!!! 43:43 and then headbutting the plate!

  • @wamsockguy
    @wamsockguy 16 днів тому +1

    The look on that girl trying to free the "stuck" goat!!

  • @karulauk666
    @karulauk666 3 місяці тому +46

    No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 місяці тому +12

      UA-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is UA-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?

    • @GettingNervous
      @GettingNervous 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from UA-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.

    • @ausravelo
      @ausravelo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.

    • @brownskinnbabygurl
      @brownskinnbabygurl 3 місяці тому

      *censored*

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 місяці тому +5

      @@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
      UA-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a UA-cam Kids app.
      /rant (sorry lol)
      (all that to say I agree with you lol)

  • @TheGodpharma
    @TheGodpharma 3 місяці тому +5

    I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.

  • @slcncr
    @slcncr 17 днів тому +11

    The majority of fails here: All those mindless people filming in portrait mode. It is STUPID and makes NO sense.

    • @JoeSmith-xj3go
      @JoeSmith-xj3go 5 днів тому

      Times are changing

    • @fredquevillon3727
      @fredquevillon3727 День тому +1

      Phones companies should remove the portrait option for filming videos.

  • @JSCadarn
    @JSCadarn 3 місяці тому +8

    The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.

  • @brerutledge5048
    @brerutledge5048 3 місяці тому +7

    17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂

  • @felixcat9318
    @felixcat9318 3 місяці тому +6

    Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
    They were absolutely joyous!

  • @spustatu
    @spustatu 3 місяці тому +42

    The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.

    • @ca3340h3993
      @ca3340h3993 3 місяці тому +1

      That clip was the GOAT. 😅

    • @infoff1
      @infoff1 3 місяці тому +6

      Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.

  • @joshyml1
    @joshyml1 2 місяці тому +2

    21:47 the skill of the guy at the back was incredible

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 місяці тому +17

    just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?

  • @brianball2002
    @brianball2002 3 місяці тому +69

    Three things I've learnt from this video.
    1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
    2. Do not go near ice.
    3. Do not go near anything elastic.
    And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!

    • @richardbool4232
      @richardbool4232 2 місяці тому +2

      So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 2 місяці тому +4

      You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
      (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)

    • @Jesusifer669
      @Jesusifer669 2 місяці тому +4

      Most people are just idiots.

    • @drivers99
      @drivers99 2 місяці тому +2

      Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.

    • @geovizer
      @geovizer Місяць тому +3

      Stay away from cars.

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 місяці тому +12

    I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.

  • @TheDramacist
    @TheDramacist 8 годин тому +1

    No one was scared for life because everyone perished.

  • @alexandershijaku2580
    @alexandershijaku2580 3 місяці тому +5

    1. Laugh so much
    2. Cry too much
    3. Die
    4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)

  • @jaylenwallace2458
    @jaylenwallace2458 3 місяці тому +4

    1:07
    Girl: 😱‼️
    Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!

  • @Saundersstrong
    @Saundersstrong 2 місяці тому +1

    That chicken chasing the lady had me crying 😂😂😂

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 3 місяці тому +15

    7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD

    • @рулонобоев-о3п
      @рулонобоев-о3п 3 місяці тому

      ого, да это же буквально то, что произошло на видео. да ты чертов гений

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 3 місяці тому +1

      @@рулонобоев-о3п
      Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to UA-cam's comment translator)?
      I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.

  • @lev237
    @lev237 3 місяці тому +53

    7:40 nice spot bro

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 3 місяці тому

      The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 місяці тому +9

      He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.

    • @lev237
      @lev237 3 місяці тому +15

      @@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 місяці тому +8

      @@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.

    • @oliverwalker5954
      @oliverwalker5954 3 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
      I bet he was sore.

  • @nightnick4215
    @nightnick4215 2 місяці тому +2

    Cool vid

  • @ARoyalLyon
    @ARoyalLyon 3 місяці тому +39

    For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.

    • @kewlhotrod
      @kewlhotrod 3 місяці тому +2

      God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!

    • @timfischer
      @timfischer Місяць тому

      How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump

    • @topgun1457
      @topgun1457 24 дні тому +2

      @@kewlhotrod well he needs a lot of help anyway did you notice his tires there bald

    • @7mgtesup1
      @7mgtesup1 20 днів тому +1

      @@topgun1457 Yeah the guy's not playing with a full deck.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 3 місяці тому +14

    3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 3 місяці тому +1

      maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!

    • @oleyeller3256
      @oleyeller3256 3 місяці тому +1

      I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol

  • @raptango_na6199
    @raptango_na6199 13 днів тому +3

    I have a feeling someone was harmed

  • @voodoo7008
    @voodoo7008 3 місяці тому +6

    The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark 3 місяці тому +28

    No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt

    • @tnuggyz
      @tnuggyz 3 місяці тому +1

      They have to put that lol

    • @demetriusmayberry7220
      @demetriusmayberry7220 3 місяці тому +1

      Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol

  • @jnice1983
    @jnice1983 День тому

    The hammer falling down the ladder and the car in the first clip are hilarious

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT 3 місяці тому +18

    It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃

  • @TheBarbusFamily
    @TheBarbusFamily 3 місяці тому +7

    I love how it said no one was harmed but people were obviously harmed

  • @lexsworld666
    @lexsworld666 3 місяці тому +15

    34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.

    • @Emily-me5jp
      @Emily-me5jp 3 місяці тому +11

      Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol

    • @axon130
      @axon130 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 3 місяці тому

      @@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.

    • @ChadDutton
      @ChadDutton Місяць тому +1

      That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.

    • @gloriabond123
      @gloriabond123 16 днів тому

      She was throwing a tantrum she needed to be put to bed for a nap.

  • @t3kngz
    @t3kngz 3 місяці тому +5

    21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!

  • @DavidClark-l1b
    @DavidClark-l1b 11 днів тому +1

    *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

  • @doogalloonni
    @doogalloonni 3 місяці тому +10

    Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 3 місяці тому +6

    0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅

  • @swanjef1
    @swanjef1 29 днів тому +4

    16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 3 місяці тому +20

    Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
    Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.

    • @GaetanBoudreau
      @GaetanBoudreau 3 місяці тому +6

      not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.

    • @pillcosby5737
      @pillcosby5737 3 місяці тому

      turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness 2 місяці тому

      @@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell

  • @kheldaur2107
    @kheldaur2107 3 місяці тому +14

    2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down

  • @TheRealJillSandwich
    @TheRealJillSandwich Місяць тому +1

    the sheer amount of people who DON'T know that you're not supposed to stand on the last rung of the ladder.

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird 28 днів тому +2

      To be fair you don’t know that they don’t know that. They might know that but think they are better than everyone else

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 місяці тому +18

    Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.

  • @mirsolus7789
    @mirsolus7789 3 місяці тому +6

    The girl who threw the bowling ball backwards literally made me dodge lmaoo

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому

      Nuh uh stoopid

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому

      Owo

  • @LeonardDandridge-i8v
    @LeonardDandridge-i8v 21 день тому

    Your ability to explain things clearly is amazing!

  • @123456wasp
    @123456wasp 3 місяці тому +5

    I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍

  • @xilion1509
    @xilion1509 3 місяці тому +9

    I really hate the stairs falls! They really make me feel uncomfortable :/

  • @khan86sahab
    @khan86sahab День тому

    my fav clip was the firetruck driftiing

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 3 місяці тому +12

    13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому

      No

  • @toniwilson6210
    @toniwilson6210 3 місяці тому +13

    I’ve never seen such a video on this channel where people were so extraordinarily unharmed.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 місяці тому

      Escape

  • @lexerquine3008
    @lexerquine3008 6 днів тому

    a dude falls of his chair is the best fail of the year.

  • @StraightMountainSurvival
    @StraightMountainSurvival 3 місяці тому +6

    The girl with the bowling ball made me spill my coffee ☕

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 місяці тому +8

    2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺

  • @FacialVomitTurtleFights
    @FacialVomitTurtleFights 16 днів тому

    That last clip... bro got a brain as smooth as those tires...

  • @NigrumTV
    @NigrumTV 3 місяці тому +8

    41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.

  • @bpetruk
    @bpetruk 3 місяці тому +4

    4:20 When your gym teacher tells you not to mess with the net... that is why. lol

  • @TheGlovener1985
    @TheGlovener1985 17 днів тому

    The amount of people that drop birthday cakes, fall on their stairs and back into their garage doors

  • @sevndust2123
    @sevndust2123 3 місяці тому +16

    @7:42 spotter of the year!

    • @NhemLee
      @NhemLee 3 місяці тому +5

      In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy

  • @kauairootsohana
    @kauairootsohana 3 місяці тому +4

    You know that boy with the milk was ready for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! 😂😂😂