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@@theotherwayofstopping4717 that's been debunked for ages. For some reason they didn't take into account how the guy who got shot in front of Kennedy was in a seat designed wierdly and not directly in front of him and he was turned slightly to the right before it happened. When you take that all into account the the trajectory is straight and not magic. If anything was a cover up it was how poorly the whole thing was investigated and handled.
I just buried homemade claymores in my yard. They come near I just shoot one to blow it up, like how I make my own homemade shotgun slug/buckshot hybrid. Can punch a hole Through a car door
When the Pirate-Homedefense bit started, i first thought it was this copypasta: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
It was all good until you committed a felony by using that fixed bayonet. If you took it off before stabbing him with it, you would've still had your freedom. rip
Actually, for me, where I to be a low life, self centered, greedy asshole, who robbed others of their hard earned possessions, I would MUCH prefer being killed in a B&E by a complex pirate themed burglar proof house with the Captain laughing maniacly while beating me with his mace. (I would feel bad if he didn't get his money's worth.) Than to die by, oh I don't know, some old man cornering me and my buddy and shooting us down, while we try to escape, and then lay there dying while he shoots a second time to make sure im dead. Then letting my rot for a day or so before reporting it to the cops. So yeah, I'll go with Death by inventive and creative psycho pirate, over, Disgruntled old retired Vet, who still has an urge to kill, remorseless. Sign me up for the Pirate House!!!
Group of lads broke into a house my dad was restoring, they went to climb over the side gate but as it was old and damaged they cut themselves on a nail that had become exposed. The police came after a neighbour called saying people were breaking in, the kids got let off scot free and tried to charge my dad for a dangerous environment.
THAT'S what the AR-15 is for. OR the machete. They have NO right to life. Part of the unspolen rules of the game. You steal from me and I CATCH you, your ass is MINE for as long as I let you live - or not. There USED to be laws, now all we have is "The Rules." And there ARE NO Rules...
I must say, “Pirate Themed Trap” was not the direction I thought Qxir would go in terms of home invasion-retaliation. I was half expecting him to be sitting with a pipe and say “I’ve been expecting you,”
He realized his accent is too thick for anyone other than an Irishman to take seriously so he ditched that idea in favour of something less... _sophisticated._
Like James Bond in Dr No when the intruder shoots his bed and JB was sitting behind the door and he says “you’ve had your six”. In the movie Bond only shoots him once, but apparently he shoots him multiple times but the scenes were cut, you can see that the scene jumps a little.
In my experience (admittedly limited to Fallout games), guns wired to doors are merely a source of free guns. A nice bonus when you're looting the place.
Tell that to the guy who got his legs shot. The difference with Fallout is you're expecting those traps, in real life traps like that are less than a 1 in 1 million (probably even higher). I get the number from how many houses you would have to search to see something like this irl but I have a feeling it's more like 1 in 50 million because who rigs shotguns to their door today?
I'd be so happy it isn't a moron with a cro-magnon sense of intellectual prowess or some maga asshat I'd let em go after making them a sandwich. I do NOT mean any disrespectful rhetoric towards republicans or trump voters. I mainly mean the ones who go a bit crazy and can't seem to admit he screwed up.
Actually in some parts of the US (read: California) you can be found just as liable for trespasser injuries. I worked on an almond orchard for several years and half my job was to tell trespassing hunters to fuck off so they couldn’t sue us when they shot themselves in the foot or inhaled pesticides
California literally wants to legalize pedophilia, let criminals out of jail, take funding from police, legalize all drugs, tax all the rich, pretend everything on earth causes cancer, and become a communist state. Their opinions are invalid.
The opposite also exists, apparently if I remember correctly some where in the US there is something called the “Castle” law(or something like that don’t remember the exact name since it’s been years since I thought about the case), where basically it states that your home is your “castle” and you have a right to protect it from any trespassers. Which has sparked many debates since shit loads of robber have been killed because of said law, one notably, one guy got done in by a single mother with a baby and she shot the motherfuker with a shot gun right when he broke through the door, and she was protected by the law.
This was in Iowa. In Ireland, they have a camera crew and a comically large check ready for any intruder. You’ve won 30,000€ and a brand newish car! Go ahead, start your *safe new car.*
Yup! Its the indiscriminate nature of the weapon that makes it illegal more than anything else. I do think one day when someone makes some AI trap we're gonna see this sorta thing go back to court.
@@onegrapefruitlover Invading someone's property (especially with clear signs saying to keep out) should be considered killing intent. Especially in the United States.
Imagine setting it up and thinking “right, this is genius. Now ill just go and wait.” And then going to leave out of the same door and blowing a hole in your back
Yuck Yuck! That’s so dang funny! How bout when you step in hot melted gum on the sidewalk and it sticks and stretches on your shoe. Then you try to wipe it off in the grass and fall down! Just imagine when that happens!
A number of years back down around I think Ft. Myers a man told his girlfriend that he was going to a certain neighborhood to case houses for later robbery. He was spotted in the neighborhood and the police were called so he fled into the kind of swampy pond filled area behind the neighborhood where the police heard a lot of commotion but couldn't determine what was going on. Later, when he didn't return home, his girlfriend called the police and admitted that he had gone to scout out potential burglary locations but had never come back. When the police got a hold of this information they put two and two together and realized what must have happened. When daylight broke they searched the area with wildlife trappers and found a particularly large alligator along with all the evidence they needed to determine what had happened to him. Florida, it's own anti burglary trap since time immemorial!
"Imagine crossing a field on a hike one day and you step on a fucking landmine" Well, (ex-)Yugoslavs, Africans and Middle-Easterners dont have to imagine that, sadly.
If you know there is a minefield and you are dumb enough to cross it anyway you deserve what you get. Darwin would smile. Same with cluster bombs and unexploded sub ordnance, if you are dumb enough to pick it up and attempt to eat it you have it coming. Another Darwin Award winner. It’s also not advisable to lick knocked out tanks or eat the dirt around them. If you do and ingest Uranium dust it’s on you. Honestly some of these people are the same ones who would check to see if a gun was loaded by aiming it at their face and pulling the trigger. If it’s a kid or someone who somehow doesn’t know I have sympathy, but war is hell. Watch your kids. An adult who knowingly walks in to the field to try to pick the boom boom fruit? No sympathy.
@@cplinstructor You do know that in these areas the mine fields weren't labeled as mine fields? They're buried underground with nothing but the trigger mechanism above ground which is usually about an inch tall and could easily be covered by grass or other debris.
I was told by a Chinese roommate once that they have a saying there in relation to running over someone with your car which translates to "Back-and-forth". This stems from the fact if you run over someone and they live you are responsible for their medical bills which could be quite costly, yet if they die then there is a maximum amount that their family may sue for which could be less than the medical bills. Therefore if you ever run over someone then you would put it in reverse to ensure a lesser payment!
I remember reading a Reddit post about someone who had rigged a bear trap inside their own home due to repeated break-ins through a specific window, as it turned out the burglar had been essentially hauling himself head first through the window so when he landed on the bear trap it crushed his head and killed him.
Irelands trespassing laws pissed Qxir off so much he made a sick ass Remix and dedicated 2:00 minutes at the start of the vid introducing and explaining his pirate sex dungeon
@@Serjo777 A little thing about human nature is that the only way a person can spend that much time on something, is if it’s at least somewhat sexual. Watcha think he’s guarding so heavily? The traps are merely stage 1 of the dungeon, in order to test their might, their fortitude, their gumption. Afterwards is when he really lays into you. Call Zed up, see how far that mace can go. Or he simply builds a big hole and if you fall in, well you fall in.
There's a case in Indiana where some kids broke into someone's house while they were at work they broke into the garage and raided the liquor got drunk and drowned in their pool. The family who owned the house were sued for millions of dollars for not maintaining a reasonably safe property.
Wtf. Those kids are at fault. They're the ones stupid enough to break into someone's property. The owners didn't exactly expect those little shitwits to pay their house a visit
Remind me of a poor college student who was burgled in, the thugs look at his room and horrified how he sleeps on thin mattress on the floor, his desk is a wooden panel with bricks as table legs, and his laptop is a shitty old laptop with win xp. The thugs ended up donating him a TV, a table and a new mattress.
*Edited to give a heads up!* This comment turned out to be about 10 times longer than I had intended. Sorry about that. So, if you are one of those people who don't like comments more than 3 or 4 sentences, at max, you can skip over this. I won't mind. If no one reads it, that's okay, too. It just gives suggestions and advice on how to help reduce the number of people from burglarized your car and vehicles, if not fully stop them from doing so. Also, I'm curious to see what anyone would have to say on this idea, and what they thing about it. Is it a terrible idea? Useless? Good? Does it have potential? Any other thoughts or suggestions on the matter? Thanks in advance. (If anyone does respond, let alone read all of it.) Lol, so OP's comment kind of reminded me of ways to keep people from breaking into your car. If you keep your car filthy; such as, full of old fast food bags, speeding tickets you've no intentions of paying, maybe some old divorce papers strewn in the back seat, a few pints of transmission fluid and motor oil, (preferably leaking slightly, or with some smudged all over the bottle.) And a few loose baby diapers (not dirty, as thats just not necessary. Too far, man.) Maybe some old changes of clothes or something, and whatever other crap (preferably non perishable, as you don't want to have to suffer the reek.) then any kind of car jacker, or their who is looking for anything of value, won't want to waste their time digging through all that, and will likely assume there isn't anything worth stealing! Strangely enough, police actually recommend you leave your windows down and/or your car doors unlocked, if you are in an area where car thefts and burglaries are a prominent issue. One reason, because the thrives won't have to break your window to search your car, (save you the cost and time of replacing the windows.) AND because a lot of thrives assume that if anything is worth stealing, it would be kept locked up and safe, as much as possible. So there is some logic to it, really. Oh! As for the garbage strewn about, you can just keep a bag of random loose papers and junk, then dump them in your back seat and passenger side floor and seat, then put them all back in the bag when you're ready to leave! Takes a minute or two to clean up, but its made a difference for me and a couple of my friends, at least. We live in a car burglary area, and my car was burgled 3 times in 2 months. (And an average of 3-5 times a year.) After that, I started doing these things, and my car hasn't been messed with once, in the past 3 years! Not really related to the video topic directly. But, I thought someone might take interest in it. Hopefully it can help someone else out there, who is subjected to regular car burglaries.
@@kos2919 ah, but did the guy end up being charged for receiving stolen goods from those thugs??? Maybe they robbed a different dorm of their mattress and stuff, and gave it to the guy. Lol Either way, if the story is legit or not, its a heart warming thought.:') And truthfully, there are some people out there like that. Just because they are criminals, doesn't mean they are heartless monsters, unable to feel empathy and compassion sometimes. (Well, some obviously are excluded. As a number of thieves and criminals are heartless, self centered, narcissistic D-bags.
I learned that on the lock picking lawyer's channel when he did a vid on a vomit gas filled U-lock that when cut released a noxious gas. He said it wouldn't be legal in the US and sited this case as the reason. Also, I vaguely remember legal eagle covering it as well, in one of his videos.
My friend Cathy shot a man through her front door after said dead man cut her phone line and power. Kilt him and she was totally exonerated. Of course. She lived in the country, also. Alone.
Quite different to booby trapping a vacant house. Cutting phone lines and power is something a serial killer would do so of course that is a possible threat to your life that justifies deadly force. Or a very unlucky electrician lol.
This reminds me of a Finnish case with involves some summer/winter cabin that was broken into. The owner got pissed so he put an absurd amount of beartraps inside of his home. A couple of weeks later he returned, showed to see that the burger had climbed through the window face first, and gotten his head crushed in one of the beartraps.
eh too much work to take care of the pigs just whack off the head and hands and throw them in an industrial smelter then dispose of body, even if its found no one knows who it is
@Johnny Sinns bruh you can’t even own slings/slingshots with arm braces. Let’s not even get into how your country regulates how powerful an air gun can be
once upon a time my granpa told me a golden rule the law clearly state that you have to shoot a warning shoot to the intruder before using letal force but keep in mind, demonstrating that the first bullet you shot was in his skull and the second on the floor and not the other way around is an entire different thing
“How are you going to hunt that deer Elmer?” “I’m going to somehow sneak up on it and chase it down without it smelling or hearing me or jumping down the mountain in half a second and then proceed to hack it to death with a scythe” “Makes sense, as long as you’re not using a scary rifle”
I’m not going to come back here but I’m just gonna say this. Many people who want gun control don’t necessarily want all guns gone but rather better safety laws and education especially for people who should be supervised while having a firearm, like kids and teens, and those who should not own them due to things like mental instability. I don’t mind people owning a rifle or two for hunting or perhaps a small handgun. Many school shootings happen because a kid is allowed access to their parent’s firearms and either haven’t been properly trained with it or they go about to actually cause harm. Also many people see a gun as a way of defense but either the proper safety measures needed would be too much of a hassle or others could get caught in the crossfire
@@itsmxtwist Thats not what is, or has been, enacted under the banner of gun control however. Most gun enthusiasts are personally for a few more sensible laws, but are, as a blanket policy, against any because they are constantly gotten wrong. And you can hardly blame them. Until both sides earn each others trust, no sensible progress will be made.
I remember seeing a video about this on Legal Eagle's channel, but that video primarily focused on the spring-gun case itself and didn't touch on the aftermath like this video did. U should still give that vid a watch anyway because it's pretty good.
Hey man, I'm studying law in Brazil, and made a paper about "self defense", which is called here "legitimate defense", and wrote a topic about this subject. According to brazilian law, you are in your perfect right to use any kind of "ofendículos", (any kind of "trap"(for lack of better word)) whose whole effectiveness derives form it being visible, and that everyone can promptly realize it's perilous nature. i.e. barbed wire, blades on top of fences, etc. But, there are what is called "mecanismos de defesa mecânica preordenada", or preemptive defense devices, in a free translation, whose effectiveness derives from them being occult up to their activation (i.e., shotgun on door, mines, etc.). Those are extremely illegal, although their usage MAY, and that's a big may, be justified. Mainly, if it was actually used to defend someone's LIFE, not their stuff.
Except the part were using an electric fence that is actually deadly is illegal ;) Brazilian law is a shithole made to protect bandits, politicians and their kin
Thanks for sharing this fascinating peek into your country's laws! I appreciate the distinction between obvious deterrent traps vs hidden and lethal ones, and those only being legal if used in direct self defence, I think it's really interesting how different legal systems draw these lines.
5:20 Mate, in Serbia defending your house with a shoulder launched disposable anti tank missile launcher is reasonable, if your dog chews the guy who check the water meter after he came in unannounced and you had a sign, you even get to keep your dog.
I'm trying to get him to do a story on Arkan. Same with count dankula he has a series called absolute mad lads and i have been trying to get him to do an episode for months
"He was collecting cans and bottles from the place. Guess he thought they were interesting." Iowa is a state with a 5 cent bottle and can recycling bounty.
Reminds me of a story I heard of an Australian dad who got charged with murder for defending his family when he caught an intruder standing at the door of his daughters bedroom.
I'm an Australian and I can tell you his name was Benjamin Batterham. As of 2018, after more than 33,000 people signed a petition, Benjamin was found not guilty of murdering Rick Slater, a convicted felon with multiple breaking and entering charges. Good to know there's still sense in this dangerous old nation of mine.
When I was taking a criminal law module in my law degree in South Africa there was a case where a shop owner was the subject of repeated break-ins and after he repeatedly asked the police for help to no avail he rigged up a shotgun to go off when the door was opened and someone lost his legs when they tried to break In. He got off free from any charges because he was doing it as a last resort and had tried to get help from the police before rigging up a shot gun.
Well she can act like children making toys out of other toys and household items. On the second movie Kevin can get away for free because it's not his home and there's no witness except for the burglars, that again, no one will believe were outsmarted by a kid
Well, as there is a kid present and it's not an empty home, US courts might decide it was justified. Especially later when the goal wasn't any longer stealing stuff, but killing the brat.
We have the same laws in Canada, regarding trespassers getting hurt on your property. Those laws have made trespassing so much more rampant, it's sad. The only remedy (besides a no trespassing sign every 16 feet) is to make sure you dig random holes, deep and steep. Make sure they're stuck down there
"the only thing I would have done different was aim the gun a little higher" I have never heard a better "only thing I would have done different" 😂 man was a true savage
The burglar wouldn't be suing if he didn't survive. And it would be a missing person case (if any) since he probably didn't tell anyone where he's going.
@@Mic_Glow According to a different video on this subject he had a partner in crime, which is how he didn't die crawling through a field in search of medical attention.
@@Gamer1what Poor person trying to steal a television, absolutely TERRIFYING! While he's at it he might rape your wife and tie her on the local train tracks running away from the town sheriff! Oh wait no. That's **FICTION**
This entire situation could have been avoided by loading the shotgun with blanks. Nobody is going to question whether or not it's blanks or live rounds when they hear a bang.
You don't even need to fire. Just the sound of someone cocking a shotgun in a creepy old house should be enough to send anyone running right out of a life of bottle theft. Just need something that generates that sound...
That Irish pirate accent was spot on. You should talk like that all the time, preferably outside Ireland, because in there you're like, normal and shit.
In the 90s in Wiltshire England a farmer who was in dispute with his neighbour rigged up a shotgun in a copse with a tripwire across a meadow. It worked. His body was found two days later lying in the meadow after he tripped on the tripwire himself. I remember the incident and noticed the car parked by the road for a couple of days and wondered why it hadn't moved.
On the other hand, I'll be honest, and you never know if its true. But a would be burglar fell thru a skylight in someone's house and broke his leg or something and apparently sued. And apparently won. Idk how much.
Sometimes I leave my house unattended but I try to avoid leaving in an unintended way. Sounds like a kidnapping, in which case it's already too late to arm the roomba.
The ones that always make my blood boil are when a person is defending themself (and not just placing traps) and they have the chance to kill their attacker, but instead just choose to wound them, at least at first, to make them stop.... and they end up being sued. I'm aware that the law in some jurisdictions leans towards the "if you're not willing to kill your attacker then clearly the situation isn't dangerous enough to justify deadly force", but the average person isn't a killer, nor do they want to be, nor really does society at large want them to be.
4:16 this section is the funniest shit ever. The sudden thematic contrast, the self awareness, the dropping the f word (which is not characterisric of the channel), is just the perfect mix to make me laugh like a maniac. Very well done sir!
Speaking of unintended trespassing: Once I was on a walk through a field, and when I was approaching the gate at the exit I noticed that there was a sign on the other side. It said not to enter the field because game hunting could be taking place at any time.
If this building was visibly vandalised, with windows broken and stories of people "robbing" it, whose to say someone walks in thinking its an abandoned building.
Yet neither one deserves a death sentence when literally no one was in danger. Objects aren't worth more than human life and I genuinely think you're a sick fuck if you think otherwise
@@RatKingTerry true but owner like in this situation, or owner like a hedge fund half way accross using the land for real estate speculation. Or the owner could not reasonably be found because they emigrated. Al three are very different definitions of abandoned
In Germany it's the other way round. Lawschool teaches the 'hells angels case', where (you guessed it) a member of the hells angels shot a policeman through the door while they were trying to get into his house to arrest him for the weapon he owned (but he had a license for it). He did so because he was thinking the policemen were bandidos as he expected revenge from them. The officer died later in hospital and the shooter got an acquittal since he was in an ETBI situation. ETBI is short for Erlaubnistatbestandsirrtum, which basically means circumstances in which the defendant falsely thinks of a situation where his actions would be covered by self defense. Which was the case here. Eventually the High Court blamed the police for not revealing themselves while trying to arrest the guy.
This case demonstrates why no-knock warrants are dumb. It unnecessarily puts officers and suspects in danger by creating a situation where the suspect would reasonably believe they are under home invasion.
@Lex Shelton05 My friend has one made by Auto Ordinance... You can even get them gold plated... shopkahrfirearmsgroup.com/auto-ordnance/long-guns/tommy-gun/
@@DrCareOLot I hadn't ever heard of that channel before. (The link you shared ) and for a moment, I thought it was the same guy who created this channel. I had to look it up to find out they are indeed totally different individuals. Well, coulda fooled me! I'll have to watch more of that other channel, later. Thanks for the link!
Well you see, if the cops get here while you're alive you might be able to sue me afterwards Should've thought better then to invade a home subhuman scumbag
Sort of reminds of when some guy tried to break into a maccas through the exhaust fans. Fell on to the stove tops, broke both legs and sued maccas for damages. AND WON. strange world.
My grandfather had a car mechanic shop, some of the windows didn't have bars on them, on the other side of the windows there was a 2 story drop to a concrete floor. A burger broke the window and jumped in breaking both legs in the landing. My grandfather was found liable for not putting bars on those windows.
When you mentioned the guy in Ireland getting sentenced to 6 years in prison, it made me realize how screwed our prison system is. They hand out ridiculous sentences here, like 100+ years.
That was for manslaughter which averages 1 to 10 years in America depending on factors, so 6 is about comparable. 100+ year sentences in America are usually for extreme things like murder, multiple rape, cannabilism, all three, or selling crack in a schoolzone
Wonder if you'd take the same stance if it was a police officer doing a welfare check that got blasted. Or would it then be a bad idea that shouldn't be allowed?
@@Person01234 So cops break into houses for wellness checks? Especially when in a case like this? And yes, If a cop broke into my home I would defend myself after making myself known, If he reaches for his sidearm or if he has it out and turns towards me then I have reason enough to think my life is in danger.
@@Person01234 yes same stance, cops arent fucking superheros if anything they are the fucking gestapo, nowadays no cops are trustworthy, especially considering whos hiring new cops and screening them politically, there is no difference between a modern cop and a SS trooper if he wants to play whos got a bigger dick, rip his off and shove it up his ass.
I thought he was saying Kimchi as well... but he’s actually sayin Qxir... his accent, and the way the audio is “distorted?” makes it sound like Kimchi lol.
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Can you upload the remix to your second channel or something? It's a great remix!
@@Pacifist_chris No.
Nice MIDI, mate.
@@bane2201 I second this request.
"I am admittedly one of these people."
Honesty is a virtue.
same lol
He's an American at heart
Yo?
Especially when your mrs is asking what your watching on your laptop👍
@@yen9145 lmao
The “You are a Pirate” remix in the outro really makes this video I think
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@@AxxLAfriku I was gonna ask if you were ok but then I clicked on your channel, so nevermind
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@@AxxLAfriku i love ur vids
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"In other news, a man dressed up as a pirate was found guilty of murder. Before killing the man, the man shouted, 'I haven't got my money's worth yet"
In other news man defends himself with flintlock pistol kills dog instead
@@romania5106 Man defends himself from burglar, ends up killing burglar, 16 neighbors, the mailman and him self in a single blast
@@beaverchicken after the break we will tell you about the man who didn’t get his cookies and ended up destroying the Russian mafia
@@beaverchicken Sounds like the magic bullet that killed JFK........
@@theotherwayofstopping4717 that's been debunked for ages. For some reason they didn't take into account how the guy who got shot in front of Kennedy was in a seat designed wierdly and not directly in front of him and he was turned slightly to the right before it happened. When you take that all into account the the trajectory is straight and not magic. If anything was a cover up it was how poorly the whole thing was investigated and handled.
Watching this has made me rethink my home defense strategies. I took down my door gun and placed mines instead. Thanks for the heads up!
Place the gun above the door ; )
Make sure to put a warning sign near the mines so you don't get sued if the mines don't kill them.
I prefer underground spike traps. Can always fill it with cement afterwards, is quiet, and no one will be the wiser when the job is done.
@@dannylamb456 or use bigger mines.
I just buried homemade claymores in my yard. They come near I just shoot one to blow it up, like how I make my own homemade shotgun slug/buckshot hybrid. Can punch a hole Through a car door
When the Pirate-Homedefense bit started, i first thought it was this copypasta:
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
It was all good until you committed a felony by using that fixed bayonet. If you took it off before stabbing him with it, you would've still had your freedom. rip
Private citizens owned warships and cannons then.
@@dungc6479
Good thing blackpowder weapons aren't regulated.
THISISTHIS Yup, though this is kinda questionable after that man made a black powder powered panzerfaust
@@D8W2P4 The powder is to fire them!!
Yeah an Irish pirate with a mace would definitely not be something you’d want to run into when committing a burglary.
I'm sure there's a website where people go to see exactly that.
Actually, for me, where I to be a low life, self centered, greedy asshole, who robbed others of their hard earned possessions, I would MUCH prefer being killed in a B&E by a complex pirate themed burglar proof house with the Captain laughing maniacly while beating me with his mace. (I would feel bad if he didn't get his money's worth.) Than to die by, oh I don't know, some old man cornering me and my buddy and shooting us down, while we try to escape, and then lay there dying while he shoots a second time to make sure im dead. Then letting my rot for a day or so before reporting it to the cops.
So yeah, I'll go with Death by inventive and creative psycho pirate, over, Disgruntled old retired Vet, who still has an urge to kill, remorseless.
Sign me up for the Pirate House!!!
All I think when said that is just Qxir dresssed as a pirate with mace in hand listening to 'you are a pirate'
Ok, but really, im infinitely more disturbed by Elmer Fudd running with a Scythe than I am his shotgun.
It's funny because of how humane guns are compared to trying to stab and slash something with a scythe.
Now he’s Jack the Ripper.
So much better for children.
@@PatRiot- Nothing like ripping and tearing apart your foes, am i right?
Dude, you stole one of my profile pictures. Explain yourself.
@@FumblsTheSniper im the OG with this pic. You stole it from me.
Group of lads broke into a house my dad was restoring, they went to climb over the side gate but as it was old and damaged they cut themselves on a nail that had become exposed. The police came after a neighbour called saying people were breaking in, the kids got let off scot free and tried to charge my dad for a dangerous environment.
Fuck that shit
One of the officers had a son involved.
THAT'S what the AR-15 is for. OR the machete. They have NO right to life. Part of the unspolen rules of the game. You steal from me and I CATCH you, your ass is MINE for as long as I let you live - or not. There USED to be laws, now all we have is "The Rules." And there ARE NO Rules...
are you canadian?
I call bs on this.
Fun fact: In my state, we can't own Mace.
We can, however, own a mace.
Fair
John Barber
Good to know. Thanks
To be fair pepper spray isn't always effective even with proper contact. A mace on the other hand would always be effective upon proper contact.
English Law Demands all men carry a Mace always has done .
Technically, you can still still mace an offender/assailant in the eyes.
Robber: Falls into hole.
Everyone: Bury him
Qxir: "It's pirate time"
fill the hole with lawyers before you light it off.
Qxir: It puts the lotion on its skin because we don't want to get dried out from the deadly slip'n'slide.
Granaaaade...
Qxir: Finally getting my money's worth!
Qirx: *loads 17th century cannon and blunderbuss with pirates Intent*
I must say, “Pirate Themed Trap” was not the direction I thought Qxir would go in terms of home invasion-retaliation. I was half expecting him to be sitting with a pipe and say “I’ve been expecting you,”
*Dead men tell no tales*
He realized his accent is too thick for anyone other than an Irishman to take seriously so he ditched that idea in favour of something less... _sophisticated._
In this house, you are the termite and I am the monky
@@TheSyntactics reject modernity, return to monke
Like James Bond in Dr No when the intruder shoots his bed and JB was sitting behind the door and he says “you’ve had your six”.
In the movie Bond only shoots him once, but apparently he shoots him multiple times but the scenes were cut, you can see that the scene jumps a little.
In my experience (admittedly limited to Fallout games), guns wired to doors are merely a source of free guns. A nice bonus when you're looting the place.
Tell that to the guy who got his legs shot. The difference with Fallout is you're expecting those traps, in real life traps like that are less than a 1 in 1 million (probably even higher). I get the number from how many houses you would have to search to see something like this irl but I have a feeling it's more like 1 in 50 million because who rigs shotguns to their door today?
@@Vandius24 Wait-wait-wait, you're sayin' Fallout *isn't* entirely accurate to real life?! My God, stop the presses!!
I like the idea of a burglar using the phrase "thematically incongruent".
Seems realistic. Its not like english majors have any actual jobs available. Gotta eat somehow.
He had it right with the flintlock pistol, but why a mace? Doesn't fit the aesthetic. If I was burglar I'd be somewhat miffed
@@halfling49 just make your own comment wtf😂
I'd be so happy it isn't a moron with a cro-magnon sense of intellectual prowess or some maga asshat I'd let em go after making them a sandwich.
I do NOT mean any disrespectful rhetoric towards republicans or trump voters. I mainly mean the ones who go a bit crazy and can't seem to admit he screwed up.
In northern Ireland if you trespass on a farm you just become a missing person
Lmao
In west virginia if you trespass in the woods you become a squeeling pig.
@@denisl2760 not sure if this is a Deliverance reference lol
@@EL-ISS say boy, you got a purdy mouth
You do that out here and you just become pig food
"Imagine crossing a field one day on a hike and you step on a fucking landmine."
*Yugoslavia noises intensify*
The average Bosnian and Croatian hiker can relate
Same with countries in indo-china
Yuup, but instead of aimed audience of croats and serbs in hilltops in Lika, imigrants are now stepping on them
Actually in some parts of the US (read: California) you can be found just as liable for trespasser injuries. I worked on an almond orchard for several years and half my job was to tell trespassing hunters to fuck off so they couldn’t sue us when they shot themselves in the foot or inhaled pesticides
California amirite?
That definitely sounds like some California shit
fuckin' california lmao
California literally wants to legalize pedophilia, let criminals out of jail, take funding from police, legalize all drugs, tax all the rich, pretend everything on earth causes cancer, and become a communist state. Their opinions are invalid.
The opposite also exists, apparently if I remember correctly some where in the US there is something called the “Castle” law(or something like that don’t remember the exact name since it’s been years since I thought about the case), where basically it states that your home is your “castle” and you have a right to protect it from any trespassers. Which has sparked many debates since shit loads of robber have been killed because of said law, one notably, one guy got done in by a single mother with a baby and she shot the motherfuker with a shot gun right when he broke through the door, and she was protected by the law.
Therapist: the Irish mace-wielding pirate isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Qxir:
He hasn't gotten his money's worth yet.
in the french army our officiers have a saying in case someone trespass and enters the base "shoot to kill, cause corpses can't sue you"
Lol french army
We have that same saying here in America. Except instead of the base it’s your home.
Or how to say "halt! Or i'll open fire" 3 times the fastest way.
@@chibani- exactly, i see someone has learned his lesson well
I've a feeling this specifically applies to Germans
This was in Iowa. In Ireland, they have a camera crew and a comically large check ready for any intruder. You’ve won 30,000€ and a brand newish car! Go ahead, start your *safe new car.*
Car bomb moment
1970s intensifies
I hope they won't have any troubles
I’m not getting in a “ safe “ car
The biggest reason traps are illegal are if for example paramedics have to come get you, they might encounter a trap
Yup! Its the indiscriminate nature of the weapon that makes it illegal more than anything else. I do think one day when someone makes some AI trap we're gonna see this sorta thing go back to court.
That's a good point.
cringe
Thats bs
Same reason why you can’t have cellphone signal jammers, you can’t call 911 if one is running
Moral of the story: Always rig your spring-gun man-trap to discharge into the intruder's face.
But don’t forget to clean up the mess. For if another intruder finds it and calls the cops.
@@llihpmeHnevetS Wack a suppressor on it as well so those blasted commies don't call the cops when they hear a gunshot.
AND be there when the trap works. Otherwise it's not self defense and you're going to jail.
@@onegrapefruitlover Invading someone's property (especially with clear signs saying to keep out) should be considered killing intent.
Especially in the United States.
@@llihpmeHnevetS Put a trapdoor in front of the door, so after getting shot they fall to the basement or something lol.
Imagine setting it up and thinking “right, this is genius. Now ill just go and wait.” And then going to leave out of the same door and blowing a hole in your back
Lol
Exactly why I couldn’t do that or set out bear traps…. I have a terrible memory lol
Yuck Yuck! That’s so dang funny! How bout when you step in hot melted gum on the sidewalk and it sticks and stretches on your shoe. Then you try to wipe it off in the grass and fall down! Just imagine when that happens!
@@dirtydingus5465 i honestly cant tell whether youre being sarcastic or genuinely excited
I bet this already happened somewhere
A number of years back down around I think Ft. Myers a man told his girlfriend that he was going to a certain neighborhood to case houses for later robbery. He was spotted in the neighborhood and the police were called so he fled into the kind of swampy pond filled area behind the neighborhood where the police heard a lot of commotion but couldn't determine what was going on.
Later, when he didn't return home, his girlfriend called the police and admitted that he had gone to scout out potential burglary locations but had never come back. When the police got a hold of this information they put two and two together and realized what must have happened.
When daylight broke they searched the area with wildlife trappers and found a particularly large alligator along with all the evidence they needed to determine what had happened to him.
Florida, it's own anti burglary trap since time immemorial!
Lol, just don't Floridaman into your own toothy mantraps.
"Died of a self inflicted gunshot wound"
Ad: *cheery music*
more like "Ad: * never seen *"
Lmao same
Kill assist +10 score.
Just desserts, the fukka
Something tells me Ed Briney learned how to play that game, and well too.
What do you mean I can't booby-trap my own home? I thought this was America!
I mean you can, you just got to make sure no one will tell
@@nickrustyson8124 yeaaaa, make sure they stay quiet.... permanently.
Dead men can't prosecute 😉
That’s Ireland
I honestly think you can as long as you have a sign stating that there is traps. But im no lawyer. [I'm in the US]
"Imagine crossing a field on a hike one day and you step on a fucking landmine"
Well, (ex-)Yugoslavs, Africans and Middle-Easterners dont have to imagine that, sadly.
*Christ really? That’s horrifying..
Same in Vietnam. There’s a reason they are highly regulated in war now.
If you know there is a minefield and you are dumb enough to cross it anyway you deserve what you get. Darwin would smile.
Same with cluster bombs and unexploded sub ordnance, if you are dumb enough to pick it up and attempt to eat it you have it coming. Another Darwin Award winner.
It’s also not advisable to lick knocked out tanks or eat the dirt around them. If you do and ingest Uranium dust it’s on you.
Honestly some of these people are the same ones who would check to see if a gun was loaded by aiming it at their face and pulling the trigger.
If it’s a kid or someone who somehow doesn’t know I have sympathy, but war is hell. Watch your kids. An adult who knowingly walks in to the field to try to pick the boom boom fruit? No sympathy.
And some Eastern Europeans
@@cplinstructor You do know that in these areas the mine fields weren't labeled as mine fields? They're buried underground with nothing but the trigger mechanism above ground which is usually about an inch tall and could easily be covered by grass or other debris.
I was told by a Chinese roommate once that they have a saying there in relation to running over someone with your car which translates to "Back-and-forth". This stems from the fact if you run over someone and they live you are responsible for their medical bills which could be quite costly, yet if they die then there is a maximum amount that their family may sue for which could be less than the medical bills. Therefore if you ever run over someone then you would put it in reverse to ensure a lesser payment!
Correct, I've seen a video of that in action lol
@@skussy69💀
I remember reading a Reddit post about someone who had rigged a bear trap inside their own home due to repeated break-ins through a specific window, as it turned out the burglar had been essentially hauling himself head first through the window so when he landed on the bear trap it crushed his head and killed him.
Ha
Based
That is awesome!
Problem solved
It was a vacation cabin in the woods, he got away with it because there were bears and shit so he had a excuse
Irelands trespassing laws pissed Qxir off so much he made a sick ass Remix and dedicated 2:00 minutes at the start of the vid introducing and explaining his pirate sex dungeon
Where did you get the "sex" part from? xD
@@Serjo777 A little thing about human nature is that the only way a person can spend that much time on something, is if it’s at least somewhat sexual. Watcha think he’s guarding so heavily? The traps are merely stage 1 of the dungeon, in order to test their might, their fortitude, their gumption. Afterwards is when he really lays into you. Call Zed up, see how far that mace can go. Or he simply builds a big hole and if you fall in, well you fall in.
@@AWormsPurpose ay i spend 40 hours a week on work and i get no sexual kick out of it whatsover..your theory is lacking
I just have an exceedingly large sign on my gate that reads:
"Is there life after death?
Trespass here and find out"
This reminds me of the shotgun mousetrap both are very uh effective
From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore
Just a trap for a big mouse!!
@@djsalad5752i get the reference
when you hear a gunshot in the night, you can rest easy one way or another knowing that there’s 1 less pest to deal in the morning
I thought it was the revolver mouse trap?
There's a case in Indiana where some kids broke into someone's house while they were at work they broke into the garage and raided the liquor got drunk and drowned in their pool. The family who owned the house were sued for millions of dollars for not maintaining a reasonably safe property.
Logic. Exe not found
Wtf. Those kids are at fault. They're the ones stupid enough to break into someone's property. The owners didn't exactly expect those little shitwits to pay their house a visit
How did we become so fucked up as a species
@@thatoneguy9666don't blame all of us, American's are a different species
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 nope, we’re all the same species. Good job on the discrimination though
If someone breaks into my house they're just going to be disappointed.
Remind me of a poor college student who was burgled in, the thugs look at his room and horrified how he sleeps on thin mattress on the floor, his desk is a wooden panel with bricks as table legs, and his laptop is a shitty old laptop with win xp. The thugs ended up donating him a TV, a table and a new mattress.
"What are you going to steal from me, my lightbulbs?"
@@waysidetundra3352 I can confirm, in Brazil they steal even light bulbs.
*Edited to give a heads up!*
This comment turned out to be about 10 times longer than I had intended. Sorry about that. So, if you are one of those people who don't like comments more than 3 or 4 sentences, at max, you can skip over this. I won't mind. If no one reads it, that's okay, too. It just gives suggestions and advice on how to help reduce the number of people from burglarized your car and vehicles, if not fully stop them from doing so. Also, I'm curious to see what anyone would have to say on this idea, and what they thing about it. Is it a terrible idea? Useless? Good? Does it have potential? Any other thoughts or suggestions on the matter? Thanks in advance. (If anyone does respond, let alone read all of it.)
Lol, so OP's comment kind of reminded me of ways to keep people from breaking into your car. If you keep your car filthy; such as, full of old fast food bags, speeding tickets you've no intentions of paying, maybe some old divorce papers strewn in the back seat, a few pints of transmission fluid and motor oil, (preferably leaking slightly, or with some smudged all over the bottle.) And a few loose baby diapers (not dirty, as thats just not necessary. Too far, man.) Maybe some old changes of clothes or something, and whatever other crap (preferably non perishable, as you don't want to have to suffer the reek.) then any kind of car jacker, or their who is looking for anything of value, won't want to waste their time digging through all that, and will likely assume there isn't anything worth stealing!
Strangely enough, police actually recommend you leave your windows down and/or your car doors unlocked, if you are in an area where car thefts and burglaries are a prominent issue. One reason, because the thrives won't have to break your window to search your car, (save you the cost and time of replacing the windows.) AND because a lot of thrives assume that if anything is worth stealing, it would be kept locked up and safe, as much as possible. So there is some logic to it, really.
Oh! As for the garbage strewn about, you can just keep a bag of random loose papers and junk, then dump them in your back seat and passenger side floor and seat, then put them all back in the bag when you're ready to leave! Takes a minute or two to clean up, but its made a difference for me and a couple of my friends, at least. We live in a car burglary area, and my car was burgled 3 times in 2 months. (And an average of 3-5 times a year.) After that, I started doing these things, and my car hasn't been messed with once, in the past 3 years!
Not really related to the video topic directly. But, I thought someone might take interest in it. Hopefully it can help someone else out there, who is subjected to regular car burglaries.
@@kos2919 ah, but did the guy end up being charged for receiving stolen goods from those thugs??? Maybe they robbed a different dorm of their mattress and stuff, and gave it to the guy. Lol
Either way, if the story is legit or not, its a heart warming thought.:')
And truthfully, there are some people out there like that. Just because they are criminals, doesn't mean they are heartless monsters, unable to feel empathy and compassion sometimes. (Well, some obviously are excluded. As a number of thieves and criminals are heartless, self centered, narcissistic D-bags.
I learned that on the lock picking lawyer's channel when he did a vid on a vomit gas filled U-lock that when cut released a noxious gas. He said it wouldn't be legal in the US and sited this case as the reason. Also, I vaguely remember legal eagle covering it as well, in one of his videos.
In the US there are laws that make a property owner liable for trespassers injuries too. Cool.
same here in the UK its crazy
This case angers me and I know we are one of the more pro defense of property nations
Dont have to pay for injuries if they belong to a corpse.......unless you have to, then that's gay
@@citymorgue8462 Dead men tell no tales
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat But their families do............unless😈
My friend Cathy shot a man through her front door after said dead man cut her phone line and power. Kilt him and she was totally exonerated. Of course. She lived in the country, also. Alone.
Quite different to booby trapping a vacant house. Cutting phone lines and power is something a serial killer would do so of course that is a possible threat to your life that justifies deadly force. Or a very unlucky electrician lol.
You can't exactly call for help when that happens, thats why gun ownership is so important. Hope your friend is doing okay.
Your friend Cathy is a boss. Hope she's okay, glad she popped that sick fuck.
There's no way a dead man cut her phone line and power. Cathy belongs in jail for mutilating a corpse and then putting a kilt on the mutilated body.
@@ddegn 😂
A lot of love went into making that intro.
This reminds me of a Finnish case with involves some summer/winter cabin that was broken into. The owner got pissed so he put an absurd amount of beartraps inside of his home. A couple of weeks later he returned, showed to see that the burger had climbed through the window face first, and gotten his head crushed in one of the beartraps.
He deserved it. Thieves are scum
Metal as fuck.
The burger? What was an american doing in finland!?
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge doing some burglary and getting his head crushed by a bear trap
The Hamburgler
That remix at the end is by far the best thing this year will ever have.
So remember: leaving the thief alive is not a viable option.
Get some pigs instead.
Better have pliers too, for teeth and such
@@dannylamb456 Hydraulic press and a shredder with a nice fire or chemical bath to clean things up.
@@dannylamb456 gotta look out for the piggy's digestion
eh too much work to take care of the pigs just whack off the head and hands and throw them in an industrial smelter then dispose of body, even if its found no one knows who it is
FBI reading the coments like: "noted"
“I am admittedly one of these people” I feel that
@Johnny Sinns lol you can’t own guns in ausfailia
Same
@Johnny Sinns Semi autos were banned, not full autos. Although those were already illegal.
@Johnny Sinns bruh you can’t even own slings/slingshots with arm braces. Let’s not even get into how your country regulates how powerful an air gun can be
@Johnny Sinns lol dude, I’m fully aware you can own guns in australia. I just think the arbitrary hoops you have to jump through are funny
once upon a time my granpa told me a golden rule
the law clearly state that you have to shoot a warning shoot to the intruder before using letal force
but keep in mind, demonstrating that the first bullet you shot was in his skull and the second on the floor and not the other way around is an entire different thing
I was like “Damn Qxir really do be calling me out here” and then he said “Admittedly I’m one of those people” 🤣
I was hoping I wasnt alone
Sam'ONella is gone, but we still have this youtuber.
Hes doing school stuff hell be back soon
@@stevenamato505 Thank you sir. Had no idea what was happening
I forgot about that name. He was good. What happened yo him?
@@stevenamato505 ya! Thanks for update
@@ShemPayne naw he didn’t have time for videos at the moment but he still posts on his Twitter. He said he’s caught up with school right now.
“How are you going to hunt that deer Elmer?”
“I’m going to somehow sneak up on it and chase it down without it smelling or hearing me or jumping down the mountain in half a second and then proceed to hack it to death with a scythe”
“Makes sense, as long as you’re not using a scary rifle”
Better take nerf guns and squirt guns away too. God this generation and society today SUCKS
I’m not going to come back here but I’m just gonna say this. Many people who want gun control don’t necessarily want all guns gone but rather better safety laws and education especially for people who should be supervised while having a firearm, like kids and teens, and those who should not own them due to things like mental instability. I don’t mind people owning a rifle or two for hunting or perhaps a small handgun. Many school shootings happen because a kid is allowed access to their parent’s firearms and either haven’t been properly trained with it or they go about to actually cause harm. Also many people see a gun as a way of defense but either the proper safety measures needed would be too much of a hassle or others could get caught in the crossfire
@@itsmxtwist Thats not what is, or has been, enacted under the banner of gun control however. Most gun enthusiasts are personally for a few more sensible laws, but are, as a blanket policy, against any because they are constantly gotten wrong. And you can hardly blame them. Until both sides earn each others trust, no sensible progress will be made.
They really should’ve given him a bow or crossbow instead. Makes much more sense than a scythe
@Lex Bright Raven most gun enthusiasts including many UA-camrs think the nra is dumb, they never use the money for anything actually useful.
I remember seeing a video about this on Legal Eagle's channel, but that video primarily focused on the spring-gun case itself and didn't touch on the aftermath like this video did. U should still give that vid a watch anyway because it's pretty good.
Hey man, I'm studying law in Brazil, and made a paper about "self defense", which is called here "legitimate defense", and wrote a topic about this subject. According to brazilian law, you are in your perfect right to use any kind of "ofendículos", (any kind of "trap"(for lack of better word)) whose whole effectiveness derives form it being visible, and that everyone can promptly realize it's perilous nature. i.e. barbed wire, blades on top of fences, etc. But, there are what is called "mecanismos de defesa mecânica preordenada", or preemptive defense devices, in a free translation, whose effectiveness derives from them being occult up to their activation (i.e., shotgun on door, mines, etc.). Those are extremely illegal, although their usage MAY, and that's a big may, be justified. Mainly, if it was actually used to defend someone's LIFE, not their stuff.
Except the part were using an electric fence that is actually deadly is illegal ;)
Brazilian law is a shithole made to protect bandits, politicians and their kin
@@EuclidesGBM I'm pretty sure that's illegal in other countries too lol. Imagine if someone accidentally touched it and died.
@@banana-uo3be who would accidentally touch an electric fence on top of a large wall
Thanks for sharing this fascinating peek into your country's laws!
I appreciate the distinction between obvious deterrent traps vs hidden and lethal ones, and those only being legal if used in direct self defence, I think it's really interesting how different legal systems draw these lines.
Suppose you liberally posted warning signs of the type of booby trap. Would this be legal then?
Curious is the trapmaker's art - his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.
Lol I was just playing darkest dungeon
Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles, paid for in blood...
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer...
_Most will end up here, buried in the poisoned earth, awaiting merciful oblivion._
Fallout fans: “Years of academy training wasted!”
Shotgun traps are the worst traps in fallout
@@snakezase2998 Sneak perk ftw
@@snakezase2998 mines are worse tho
@@michaelcolt4196 no because mines can kill you shotgun traps are just Annoying
As someone who almost always does stealth characters: "Oh! Free shotgun!"
Dude straight up made a real life rust trap base.
5:20 Mate, in Serbia defending your house with a shoulder launched disposable anti tank missile launcher is reasonable, if your dog chews the guy who check the water meter after he came in unannounced and you had a sign, you even get to keep your dog.
I'm trying to get him to do a story on Arkan.
Same with count dankula he has a series called absolute mad lads and i have been trying to get him to do an episode for months
The Wild West never left. It just went further west!
Meanwhile in Brazil i cannot *bonk* an intruder without getting sued by him for aggression. However, dead men tell no tales...
@@riograndedosulball248 in an attempt to reduce violence they've increased it. Incredible.
F... off to Serbia then. Been there, lovely place
"He was collecting cans and bottles from the place. Guess he thought they were interesting."
Iowa is a state with a 5 cent bottle and can recycling bounty.
“Psychopaths”
I feel called out, I’m wearing a flak jacket and a helmet right now.
Do you have a double chin though?
seething boog larp
I think you misunderstood. Being called psychopath is the biggest compliment you could receive.
Im wearing PJs
@@AWISECROW yes i do.
Reminds me of a story I heard of an Australian dad who got charged with murder for defending his family when he caught an intruder standing at the door of his daughters bedroom.
He deserved a medal
I'm an Australian and I can tell you his name was Benjamin Batterham. As of 2018, after more than 33,000 people signed a petition, Benjamin was found not guilty of murdering Rick Slater, a convicted felon with multiple breaking and entering charges. Good to know there's still sense in this dangerous old nation of mine.
He should have made sure the family couldn’t sue as well.
(Jkjk)
When I was taking a criminal law module in my law degree in South Africa there was a case where a shop owner was the subject of repeated break-ins and after he repeatedly asked the police for help to no avail he rigged up a shotgun to go off when the door was opened and someone lost his legs when they tried to break In. He got off free from any charges because he was doing it as a last resort and had tried to get help from the police before rigging up a shot gun.
Where would the events in the first Home Alone movie stand in terms of legality?
Check out the channel Legal Eagle, they have a video going over it
Well she can act like children making toys out of other toys and household items. On the second movie Kevin can get away for free because it's not his home and there's no witness except for the burglars, that again, no one will believe were outsmarted by a kid
Well, as there is a kid present and it's not an empty home, US courts might decide it was justified. Especially later when the goal wasn't any longer stealing stuff, but killing the brat.
@@FriedrichHerschel Would the parents be arrested for neglect tho?
@@rhdevelops6023 well yes, but Kevin would not be in danger of arrest
Qixr: makes video about shotgun trap.
Fallout Players: Interesting.
We have the same laws in Canada, regarding trespassers getting hurt on your property. Those laws have made trespassing so much more rampant, it's sad.
The only remedy (besides a no trespassing sign every 16 feet) is to make sure you dig random holes, deep and steep. Make sure they're stuck down there
"the only thing I would have done different was aim the gun a little higher"
I have never heard a better "only thing I would have done different" 😂 man was a true savage
The burglar wouldn't be suing if he didn't survive. And it would be a missing person case (if any) since he probably didn't tell anyone where he's going.
@@Mic_Glow According to a different video on this subject he had a partner in crime, which is how he didn't die crawling through a field in search of medical attention.
@Lex Bright Raven It Still Is Private Property.
Unless the City has Rules Against Neglected, Vacant Homes.
Ahh, yes, the brilliant strategy of upgrading your civil suit to a criminal manslaughter / murder charge. Always a win.
@@wasd____ maybe dude shouldn't have been poking around on someone else's property
Ah yes, as a wise man once said, "Dead men can't tell tales."
Dead men tell no tales*
Imagine the last words you hear before being murdered are “Storytime’s over”
@@karlandjeff you right, i goobed it
An old mate of mine who's a cop once told me : "IF you attack an intruder, make sure hé can NOT testify anymore."... Words to live by...
Wow, a cop that's a violent psychopath? I can't believe it!
@@maxputhoff1436 Agree 100% mate.!
@@maxputhoff1436, yeah! The lives of people willing to put others in danger to satisfy their own greed are really important!
@@Gamer1what Yes, human lives are important. Only a conservative would be evil and insane enough to disagree.
@@Gamer1what Poor person trying to steal a television, absolutely TERRIFYING! While he's at it he might rape your wife and tie her on the local train tracks running away from the town sheriff! Oh wait no. That's **FICTION**
This entire situation could have been avoided by loading the shotgun with blanks. Nobody is going to question whether or not it's blanks or live rounds when they hear a bang.
You don't even need to fire. Just the sound of someone cocking a shotgun in a creepy old house should be enough to send anyone running right out of a life of bottle theft. Just need something that generates that sound...
@simon that's too much work to rig. Blanks is better
"....and somehow...ignored the no trespassing signs.."
Partitioners of the Dark Arts I tell ya, every single one!
That Irish pirate accent was spot on. You should talk like that all the time, preferably outside Ireland, because in there you're like, normal and shit.
The videos on this channel just keep getting better in every possible way
In the 90s in Wiltshire England a farmer who was in dispute with his neighbour rigged up a shotgun in a copse with a tripwire across a meadow.
It worked. His body was found two days later lying in the meadow after he tripped on the tripwire himself. I remember the incident and noticed the car parked by the road for a couple of days and wondered why it hadn't moved.
I half expected qxir to respond while being burgled with "What the devil?" *loads musket and grabs powdered wig*
Imagine someone breaking into your house and you have to pay them for breaking in
That’s why you make sure they’re killed
You can't booby trap your house. Didn't u pay attention to the vid
Robert Witt I never said anything about booby trapping my house. All I l said was “a dead intruder can’t press charges”
@@Clavey that's how u have to pay, when you booby trap. Other than that, they break in and you defend, you should be good.
On the other hand, I'll be honest, and you never know if its true. But a would be burglar fell thru a skylight in someone's house and broke his leg or something and apparently sued. And apparently won. Idk how much.
FUCK YEAH! new content from my absolute favorite UA-camr!
He da best!
@@ModMax69 He really is!
I forkin' love his content.
It's persistently amazing.
@@solidacid1337 I actively share his content with 100% positive response
I adore this channel. The delivery mixed with the drawings makes it 100000x more entertaining. Never change :)
Claymore roomba when you leave the house unintended
Claymore roomba, AIDS syringe roomba, human creativity never ceases to amaze me
Sometimes I leave my house unattended but I try to avoid leaving in an unintended way. Sounds like a kidnapping, in which case it's already too late to arm the roomba.
The model I have is a bit expensive but the RPG-7 roomba really gets the job done
@@dungc6479 bear trap roomba
What about the mini nuke roomba?
The ones that always make my blood boil are when a person is defending themself (and not just placing traps) and they have the chance to kill their attacker, but instead just choose to wound them, at least at first, to make them stop.... and they end up being sued.
I'm aware that the law in some jurisdictions leans towards the "if you're not willing to kill your attacker then clearly the situation isn't dangerous enough to justify deadly force", but the average person isn't a killer, nor do they want to be, nor really does society at large want them to be.
Yep, it's always funny how movies portray people to kill easily but in reality civilian prefer not to but still want to defend themselves.
Anti-gun logic for you lol
7:04 Ed knew he shouldnt have listened to his wife
4:16 this section is the funniest shit ever. The sudden thematic contrast, the self awareness, the dropping the f word (which is not characterisric of the channel), is just the perfect mix to make me laugh like a maniac. Very well done sir!
Speaking of unintended trespassing: Once I was on a walk through a field, and when I was approaching the gate at the exit I noticed that there was a sign on the other side. It said not to enter the field because game hunting could be taking place at any time.
Fun
I accidentally trespassed on my neighbor once and he just yelled at me for a minute or two and let me go
I was already thinking about making you my favorite UA-camr, but after this video, I’m certain you’re my favorite UA-camr. Great video!
“She and her husband Ed-”
*Ad starts playing*
That’s a good one!
unknowingly trespassing on someones land and breaking into their house and entering their bedroom is not even close to the same thing.
If this building was visibly vandalised, with windows broken and stories of people "robbing" it, whose to say someone walks in thinking its an abandoned building.
@@TheSimmr001 I want to say a "No Trespassing" sign should be somewhat clear what might going on.
Yet neither one deserves a death sentence when literally no one was in danger. Objects aren't worth more than human life and I genuinely think you're a sick fuck if you think otherwise
@@TheSimmr001 “abandoned” buildings have owners. Like it or not you are not the owner🤷♂️
@@RatKingTerry true but owner like in this situation, or owner like a hedge fund half way accross using the land for real estate speculation. Or the owner could not reasonably be found because they emigrated.
Al three are very different definitions of abandoned
In Germany it's the other way round. Lawschool teaches the 'hells angels case', where (you guessed it) a member of the hells angels shot a policeman through the door while they were trying to get into his house to arrest him for the weapon he owned (but he had a license for it). He did so because he was thinking the policemen were bandidos as he expected revenge from them. The officer died later in hospital and the shooter got an acquittal since he was in an ETBI situation. ETBI is short for Erlaubnistatbestandsirrtum, which basically means circumstances in which the defendant falsely thinks of a situation where his actions would be covered by self defense. Which was the case here. Eventually the High Court blamed the police for not revealing themselves while trying to arrest the guy.
Makes sense
THATS A FUCKING LIBERTARIAN DREAM WE NEED THIS
"ETBI is short for..." then my brain got so fucking confused. Damn Germans lol
@@slawekk3163 German loves compound words. It gets ridiculous as demonstrated.
This case demonstrates why no-knock warrants are dumb. It unnecessarily puts officers and suspects in danger by creating a situation where the suspect would reasonably believe they are under home invasion.
Someone: *Breaks into my house*
Me with a Tommy Gun: "This is my Chicago Typewriter see."
@Lex Shelton05 My friend has one made by Auto Ordinance... You can even get them gold plated...
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@@happyjohn354 *n o i c e*
My aunt Jackie has 3 of these in her sligo based home where no one visits her no more after what happened to wee Sean.
Gotta keep em Shligo boys at bay, eh Viper?
@@DavidLiu whats the criaic ladsssss.
@@DavidLiu ua-cam.com/video/3BOxUZ8Zl7A/v-deo.html
@@DrCareOLot great craic, that lad
@@DrCareOLot I hadn't ever heard of that channel before. (The link you shared ) and for a moment, I thought it was the same guy who created this channel. I had to look it up to find out they are indeed totally different individuals.
Well, coulda fooled me!
I'll have to watch more of that other channel, later. Thanks for the link!
What a marvelous video, and ended on such a lovely note.
As far as defending ones castle is concerned, You. Are. A Pirate!
If someone uses the words thematically incongruent in any conversation with me I’m just walking away because I’m clearly already dead
Qxir has come to save us from boredom once again
Yup
Got an ad for brain injury at 7:30, god i love UA-cam
I live half an hour from Eldon! I've never heard this story before and I would like to thank you for sharing this interesting story.
the robber on the floor wounded asking if im going to call the police
me: Well the police don’t know your here
This reminds me of the ending to Clue.
"Why would the police be coming?"
Well you see, if the cops get here while you're alive you might be able to sue me afterwards
Should've thought better then to invade a home subhuman scumbag
Sort of reminds of when some guy tried to break into a maccas through the exhaust fans.
Fell on to the stove tops, broke both legs and sued maccas for damages. AND WON.
strange world.
Must be in UK
7:57 the last thing a burglar in Ireland sees
My grandfather had a car mechanic shop, some of the windows didn't have bars on them, on the other side of the windows there was a 2 story drop to a concrete floor.
A burger broke the window and jumped in breaking both legs in the landing. My grandfather was found liable for not putting bars on those windows.
I love a story with a happy ending.
When you mentioned the guy in Ireland getting sentenced to 6 years in prison, it made me realize how screwed our prison system is. They hand out ridiculous sentences here, like 100+ years.
That was for manslaughter which averages 1 to 10 years in America depending on factors, so 6 is about comparable. 100+ year sentences in America are usually for extreme things like murder, multiple rape, cannabilism, all three, or selling crack in a schoolzone
@@ThrawnFett123 people in the US get an average of 6 years 9 months for a non-violent drug offence, with no prior criminal record.
The good ol' "You value your property more than someone's life?!"
No, they value MY property over THEIR life.
i always say yes because human life if numerous and belligerent even at the best of times, they always back away from me slowly XD
I seriously hope none of you have guns holy fuck.
@@Cheezus I seriously hope you have the balls to defend your home if need be.
@@Cheezus why? You planning on breaking into their homes?
@@Cheezus Why? For all you know they could be there to kill you rather than shake you for your shit.
2 years later and this is still the hardest outro I’ve every heard!
*"His own house was burgled in 1976"*
Idk why, but i lost my shit xddd
Dont break into my house and you wont be trapped in my.... Consent dungeon.
Simple as that, Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Wonder if you'd take the same stance if it was a police officer doing a welfare check that got blasted. Or would it then be a bad idea that shouldn't be allowed?
@@Person01234 So cops break into houses for wellness checks?
Especially when in a case like this?
And yes, If a cop broke into my home I would defend myself after making myself known, If he reaches for his sidearm or if he has it out and turns towards me then I have reason enough to think my life is in danger.
@@Person01234 whoops, one officer dead, gotta find a replacement!
@@Person01234 no you wouldnt lol.
@@Person01234 yes same stance, cops arent fucking superheros if anything they are the fucking gestapo, nowadays no cops are trustworthy, especially considering whos hiring new cops and screening them politically, there is no difference between a modern cop and a SS trooper if he wants to play whos got a bigger dick, rip his off and shove it up his ass.
I have watched this video multiple times I don't know why but it's really nice too play in the background :)
One of these days I'll find out why it says "Kimchi" at the beginning of each video
W-what?
I thought he was saying Kimchi as well... but he’s actually sayin Qxir...
his accent, and the way the audio is “distorted?” makes it sound like Kimchi lol.
"imagine crossing a field one day, on a hike and you step on a fucking land mine" made me crack up so good