John Wick 中二殺神 2
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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I like the realism in John Fake 2, other action movies would have their pencils still sharpened but he has to sharpen that thing after every few kills... 10 out of 10 movie...
This is called by Chad "hyper real".
like how Keanu Reeves have to reload his guns everytime in JW. hahaha
what is the name of the song at the end?
7/3
It's called Reloading man...
0:40 bruh that tactical pencil reload got me! 😂😂😂
Resharpening, reloads are for firearms
@@ProAverageGuy boi u stupid wtf 😂
Thanks for timing that. I missed it the first time.
@@ProAverageGuy lol nerds
@@ProAverageGuy I'm so sorry,but nobody gets your joke.
Except me of course but nobody gets your joke
"How would you like ur pencil sharped?"
John Fake - "Tactical."
Hahaha
John wick jokes never gets old as long as John wick still exist
john wick meme is gonna replace chuck norris memes and pass down the history XD
Lol . This word At scene fitting tuxedo 😂😂😂😂
The way he walks is the best part of the parody
Hahahahahahahaa
Looks like he has haemorrhoids.
hahhaa. yes..
So spot on it's crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Well, thats because he is always in pain. Didn't you guys realize he hasn't got the time to heal in between all those killing and fighting?
Whenever you fight John Wick remember to always bring an eraser
Sayed I eraser? Or sharpener?
underrated
ultimate counter weapon
John weak😂🔫
The Eraser vs John Wick.
Arnold v Keeanu
Wick: "I need some thing robust and precise"
Pencil dealer: May I suggest the 5B Graphite melted and fit neatly inside a perfectly carved Basswood case. A true American classic.
Wick: Can you make it a bit sharper?
Pencil dealer: I sure can. Shall I get it delivered to your hotel, Mr. Wick?
Wick: No. Bring it, to the classroom.
Pencil dealer: Very well, sir.
@CognizantxNight you forget the pure latex eraser at the end for pure satisfaction.
i hate u 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
dessert?
I can hear someone's voice
Mr.wick do enjoy your party
He isn't John wick. He is who you send to kill John wick.
"Oh."
What's under the Bogeyman's bed? This guy.
Exactly.... Well said.....
one of the best comment for me, lmaooo
His name is John Fake if you’ve read the title.
This madman summarized the whole John Wick 2 movie in just 2 minutes 21 second...
What an absolute legend
タクティカルリロードっぽく削りカス捨てるの好き笑
カーシステムってやっぱり慣れるとCQCにもCQBにも使えるよね、
Dude the way he walk like exaggerated John wick walk had me crackin
Everyone: *walks normally*
CSGO players whit knife:
Is called tactical walk, is not exagerated
@@snow5191 yeah sure the way he executed the "tActIcAl wAlK" right after he grabbed the gun from the guy he just killed is pretty normal
@@sadcat747 I'm talking about John Wick, not this chinese
@@snow5191 you should've said "it's called 'Tactical walk', not John Wick"
He walks like the grandma character from GTA Vice city
SceNoxXx most accurate description
@@1stwonder788 ahahah this comment made watch it again thank you))
細かいところが再現されてるし、アクションもできててユルさとコメディ感の合わさった雰囲気がたまらなく好き
John Wick: *runs out of ammo*
Enemy: hey we can finally kill him!
John Wick: *pulls out crayon*
Pencil*
6 9 no, a crayon
@@bamboozlednoodle6513 A PENCIL
6 9 do you not understand the joke
Josh Van Aken His nickname is 6 9, as in 69 IQ points. What did you expect man
"pencils, lots of pencils"
-John Fake
this is unoriginal right ?
@@bangjoegaming1 agreed
"likes, lots of likes"
-Me
pen-FU
😂🤪
John Wick merely adopted the art of killing with pencils.
John Fake was born with it, molded by it, and didn’t use a gun until he was already Baba Yaga.
under rated comment XDDDDD
Is that mf batman return reference??!!
@@Wolfboy_109 *Rises
John Fake 2
IMDB 10/10
Perfect score!
Internet Movie Dumb Bullshit
Rotten Tomatoes 100%
*Picked up a pistol
*Enemies using knife
*Drops pistol
*Aw shit, here we go again
0:15のシーン大好き笑笑
One time...John wick killed 40 men with a grenade, then the grenade exploded.
Yeah and then Chuck Norris stole the credit. Thieving bastard. Smh
@@GangstaStan010 we've been lied to all this time? Since the 90s?!
Once John Wick was having just a convo with thanos....
lmfao
Legend said that JW threw a grenade to his back and it killed 40 men infront of him
the way he magflips the sharpener 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
That had me dead. Lmao
he freakin checked the "chamber" before he chucked the pencil shavings HAHAHAHAHAH
途中で鉛筆削るとこほんと草
ですねｗｗｗそこ？て思いましたｗｗ
Dude went in public with his "dog" 😂
XDDD just realize dat
I didn’t even realize it was a dog lol
Jake's a good dog.
that was hilarious...I died when he did that exaggerated situational awareness walk with the pencil XD
definitely need john fake 3 now XD
フェイクジアナが次の瞬間死んでるとこで笑っちゃった
削り屑の捨て方とか、なんやかやすごく愛を感じて好きです
I literary laughed out loud when i saw the way he walked 😂😂😂 so accurate
Better then games of throne final episode
Holy xdddddd
@@fxxkit6760 what happened in the final episode.
@@beowulfkhan1796 well the most dumb episode cuz of bad ending and the dead walker dead to fast.
@@fxxkit6760 if they didnt compress all the scenes on one season then it woudlve been better even if the story is the same. They rushed to finish s8 because the directors hav a new starwars series. The execution made the show bad.
めっちゃキメ顔で鉛筆削るの好きすぎるww
これが新技のエンピツケズリ・フーかぁ……
That "Tactical Reload" at 0:39. Exactly like the scene at the club XD
John Wick: Pistol magazine flip
John Fake: Sharpener dust flip
HAHAHA. This is freaking hilarious. Thanks for making this video!
No, this is not
No, no it’s not
あながち間違ってないのが余計に面白いww
Should make the buying weapon scene 🤣.
*walks into a bookstore*
John Wick 2 in a nutshell
Edit:Best parody ever i've ever seen
ふざけた内容かと思ってたら案外キレッキレのアクションで笑ったわ
I understood the ッ part and also シ - totally agree with that.
they got the Santino dAntonio guy really good and the curls too HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You could tell he was an authentic Italian by the way he spoke with his hands.
@@evilblackcat6357 plus the sound effect every time he shoved his hands
国が違っても面白いと思える映像とアイディアは素晴らしいと思いました。
あかん リロード好きすぎる笑笑
Keanu Reeves have to see this vídeo two. 🤣
With a fookin pen-cel!
Who da fook does dat?!
絶妙に似てるの本当に好き
I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar
With a single chopstick
A fookin' chopsticks 😂😂😂
*FOOKIN’ LASER SIGHTS*
*DETAILS*
I once saw him kill 3,5 men in a sushi bar
With chopsticks .... covered in wasabi
Chopstick? I saw him kill 5 men with a toothpick.
John the Hooman and Jake the Doggo
The fun will never end
Pencil Kill Time
The pencil reloading is excellent LMAO 🤣😂
I once saw him walk into a building and spun a man around until he died.
サムネの写真
一瞬だけで土田晃之さんに見えてた笑
John Fake 3, come on this needs a sequel!
Best freaking parody ever!
That's tactical reload of sharpener and using jacket as armour.
GG
John Wick suffering from PILES...🤣🤣
ピストルを横に傾けるのが最高にジョンウィック味がある
As soon as i saw him move from side to side...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funniest shit I've seen in a while. 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣
This is a beautiful piece of filmmaking 10/10 would watch full version
4udo
1:44
Winston: just walk away... John!!
Santiano: yeah! just walk away... Jo... Bang.
Winston: what have you done!!.
John fake: finished it!!.
😂 😂 😂
John fake
Imbd 10/10
Rotten tomatoes 98 /100
Metacritic 9.6
So Much hyped for john fake 3 to infinity war
john fake 3 : Puberty war 😆😆😆😆😆
"How is the adrenaline in this killing spree John?"
*Yes*
John fake: i wanna borrow your pencil
His friend: why?
John fake: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
死ぬほど笑いました 歩き方おかしすぎる😂😂
アクションは本物やな笑笑
Better than many hollywood movies!
Love when he just stops to sharpen his pencil lol
I think he to much play CSGO
Running with knife faster than holding a gun
even faster when it's a pencil 😂
ジョン・ウィックが大好きな素晴らしいビデオ!!あなたはクールなビデオで素晴らしい印象的な仕事をします
How many pencils do you want?
John Fake : Yes
"I once saw him kill people with a *pencil*"
Auzi a fxcking pencil
A fucking pencil :)))
a fuckin pencil
A pfoooking *penceel*
Who the fook did that?
Cant wait for John Fake 3
No one:
UA-cam algorithm:
Thanks UA-cam algorithm.
アイコン、ガンダム好きの土田にしか見えなかったw
Hilarious 😂 when he starts walking away like the scene in central Park and they are watching him. His dog is a pekachu? Lol
Nobody :
UA-cam : YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO RECOMMEND THIS VIDEO
Over used comment
@@jesuszavala1101 JUIUOI
0:41 ここの動きがジョンウィックすぎて草
I can’t even tell the difference.
You mastered his moves so well and the sound affects sound so real.
👍 good job
John Fake 3
Taxi driver: Where to John?
John Fake: Pencils. In the direction of pencils.
We need a John Fake 3
OK, please invite Keanu Reeves for the third movie, he can say yes to you ^0^
He's a nice guy, so maybe it's possible ? ^^
Maybe he would have but I don't think they would let him because it would make the original movie look so stupid. John fake is better than the original one for sure.
@112358 853211 I prefer "dreamer" 🙂
@112358 853211 I wrote like a dreamer🙂
@112358 853211 ahahha, oups ! Sorry sorry sorry 😋😋😋😋😋 and thanks 🙂🙂🙂
I meant niCe 🙂
@@mr.redbeard1478 what movie did u watch??
the john wick maneuver was right on point!
Fking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 especially when he sharpens the pencil
First 5 seconds got me laughing so hard,i already know what kind of video this is hahaha
This is actually well choreograph... Well done. Cant wait for john fake 3 tho
ジョンの動きが笑っちゃってwwwwww
Game effects 啲片難得有咁多外國人留言😂 加油啦 keep住呢仲style
very attached to the film, excellent work, they are a great team, they made me laugh a lot, let's wait for the third part, a big hug for everyone.
We are excited for the third movie as well
The way they scream was epic
Thank You UA-cam for recommending this now and not after 3-5 years...
Sharpening pencil scene was really epic .. lol
Somebody has to share this with Keanu Reeves on his Instagram or Twitter account...
A parody that highlights everything without saying a single word. Love how the lady tosses away a loaded gun to use a knife. Spot on
And then starts doing sign language before giving up and dying. XD
wtf
Looks like npc with *some* bug
Or maybe he just pissed himself
Loved his moves! 😂
Ahahah the Italian guy making the "wtf" gesture! :°D
Is the Japanese guy
@@fanderkabuki Yes I know ^^
fander kabuki He is from Hong Kong...
This was gold this needs more views and likes.
John wick: kills 3 men in a bar with pencil
John fake: that a rookie number
Killed so many by just one pencil 😃😂 he might be the grandfather of john wick 😊😂😂
Start to End: PURE FUN!!¡¡
John Fake 3 "Pencibellum"
Now it's bookbellum
The pencil sharpener was a fucking great gag.
You guys are awesome, very fun parody.
Please keep it up.
Can't wait for John Fake 3.
Thank you! It was a lot of fun for us as well. It's possible!
I... Can't.. Breath.. 😂😂😂
Oh My God, we need next Chapter 😁
I watch all of these at least once a week,In adore them
When you lost pencil at school:I don’t know what pencil it is,But I will find it,And I will sharpen it.
Is that you in the profile pic? If so just want to say 10/10
The Italian translation is so accurate and the pencil sharpening makes it more realistic. 10/10, best movie ever.
凄い面白いし戦いの再現度も高くでもコメディようそあってサイコーです
Это шедевр🤣, момент с точилкой и карандашом вообще убил🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ага, орал как резанный, и момент с пикачу.
Who dislikes this? ^^
I think even Keanu would find it funny. The exaggeration is on point :)