The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino
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- Опубліковано 26 чер 2019
- A crime boss’s translator proves he’s not up to the task.
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He pointed a gun at himself to keep with the translation. Thats commitment.
😂 😂 😂 Quite a commitment!
Translator: pointed at himself in an American way.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
he didnt translate bullets
my man trump will love this one
The translators is amazing, he speaks 3 languages, pigeon English, pigeon Spanish and pigeon pigeon.
lmao. It's actually 5 you forgot english and spanish.
and pigeon knows both spanish english and pigeonish its just he cant speak
imagine if he translated the words they said to a pigeon lmao
Pidgin
😂
I lost it when he translated the bird noises differently to each one😂
He is pro
@@SmerffMaruda in Guatemala, when a cat meows, they say "mish mish", as opposed to "meow". I still can't convince my Guatemalan wife to say meow.
How did they teach the cats to do that?
That part killed me bro I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@lastresamigas-ur9qh Really? That's weird because in most of the Spanish speaking countries we say "miau miau", which sounds basically the same as "meow meow" in English. Are you sure that when she says "mish mish" she is imitating the sound of a cat and not calling them? We often say "mishi mishi" when we are calling a cat for feeding them.
Translator: Name 10 books
Bill Clinton's son
came for this comment, when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was that guy, but it wasn't lol, still funny asf
😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀
holy shish that's him!
This is what happens when I write an essay using google translate.
Frs
😭😭🙌🏽
Hahaha me trying to get through Spanish freshman year...
Cap.Danger Close exactly lol
esto es lo que sucede cuando escribo un ensayo usando el traductor de Google
Whoever wrote this screenplay is a genius.
Agree with u bruh
I‘d watch a movie of this
@@AFacemarkedbyFea would be dope if they make a movie about it. 🔥
Sembra libra della manuscripto e una genialiassimi
@DARPA Yeah but it's on a whole different format u know, got to give them credit for that
Are we ignoring the fact that this is one of the best short videos ever made? Perfect background score, screenplay, editing, acting, the camera angles, everything about it is on spot! Ha, the bird flying across!! What a tense moment slowed down for an enigmatic burst of slow tension!!!
Watched it way to many times but it keeps cracking me up like crazy, couldn't agree more
The great location should be mentioned as well. I recognized it straight off.
Yes I would ingnore it because this the incredibly well-written conversation is the only thing that care about 😂
Nobody ignoring that. We just too busy dying in peace after we saw this masterpiece!
Isn’t the background music from Sim City 4?
That face of understanding at the last moment really seals this as comedic genius. It's the one time the translator actually helped
Imagine how difficult this was to write
im pretty sure who ever wrote it knows spanish
yuri김 I think he responded to Hydra Hamad
Not really. Its an old joke done multiple times.
Its not that you unique..a misunderstood deal because of a bad middle man..all you need is a comedic view and a person from both languages...didnt even need prop money or fake guns...
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This dude is the epitome of "you had one job."
To be fair he did the job as he was told. He just took it too literally
destroyed the world because of 1 cough
All you had to do...
I didn't even know "epitome" was a word. Thanks, I guess.
More like , "you had one life."
I like how both criminals just followed their instincts and eliminated the real source of harm to both their businesses.
And this is the best comedy clip I have watched. It leaves me wheezing every single time. The genius of its conception, the brilliance of its execution. Give me more!
I lost it when he translated the pigeon 😂😂
Coo-coo
Pio-pio
so that's what it was lol
Me too
So did he. His life, I mean.
Exactly
"Just translate exactly what they say"
*And he literally did it*
@Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur Thank you for the correction 👍
SO in that case, he might actually be the _best_ translator you could get since he translates verbatim.
wow thanks Sherlock
Turns out, you might need a bit of common sense when translating.
Thanks for saying that i didnt notice the first 29 times i saw it
"Name 10 books"
fr why he looks so identical to matan😭
This clip comes up randomly every so often and I watch it each time. And each times it’s hilarious.
Technically, he's the world's most legit translator.
Edit: may this translator bless everyone who liked this comment
Tecnicamente, el es el traductor mas legitimo del mundo.
Technically, he’s the world’s most literal translator.
@@Ana-rb7ws literal or literate?
@@swarajya.55 yes
@@piotrheminiak1442 feeling like the godly guy who gets a lot of likes and it feels divine to have their presence in the reply section😅
“Coo Coo”
“Pio pio”
THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂
It also killed him. Literally!
that's where i lost it! kkk
Hahahahhah
That god damn pigeon fcks everything. I wanna see more🤣
Yeah that did me in lmfao
I've watched this a thousand times & keep coming back for more. Can't think of a funnier video than this 🤣🤣🤣
Amazingly done. Teated my brain to keep up. Genius screen writer and acting was spot on. Extremely difficult to do scene as an actor, but they nailed it.
He's a good translator, just a bad interpreter...
Yes lol
Exactly
Nooo he has the worst common sense ever
A translator translates written text actually while an interpreter interprets spoken words
Adding mami or papi at the beginning of your sentences, and choosing not to use any spaces so as to mimic the speed at which a native speaker speaks, corrects any grammatical mistakes.
My fav part is when he reverse translates las armas to english even though hes talking to the Spanish speaker.
Yeah 🤣🤣
@Ralph yes 😐
*No*
That was Spanish? I thought that was Russian..damnnn
@@Chrisman740 has always
I'm getting to see genuine comedy after a very long time. Bravo!
This is something which is in a category of rewatching every month, at this point I almost remember the sequence of dialogue, still I want to watch it as soon as it starts to fade in my memory... simple but a masterpiece
American:
**Slaps the translator**
Translator:
**Slaps the boss in spanish**
ua-cam.com/video/b9FunEkhTNo/v-deo.html .,.,
@@bulkboys5122 no
Grabs sandal
@@bulkboys5122 jumpscare ahead
Liquida al jefe
use google, it won't kill you
that's our advantage, we master both languages
That *cough* is the real villain
Pandemic intensifies
Plandemic!
@@hercher4072 You would
Lol
Rishabh Yadav Uhm why and how?
Still one of my favorite skits ever😂
The actors did such a brilliant job!! I want more of them and these characters
*gets slapped by the American
*SLAPS IN SPANISH
*BEST TRANSLATOR*
English.
American language doesn't exist.
Andrewo Mennah ☣ I never said he got slapped *in* American, it’s *by* the American (person) but yeah, I guess you could say that he got slapped in English.
To translate a punch to a slap is the highest translation mastery.
not funny, didnt laugh
@@jadyleinn0630 😳
"Translate exactly what they say"
Translater : And I took that personally.
and literally 🤣
Not personally, just literally
@@joekrater3364 yea but that’s the mean so literally would make more sense but for the meme it’s personally
One of the best video I have seen in a long time
yeh nowdays great videos are rare
Epic !!!
I've laughed like I haven't laughed freely for decades.
Thanks man.
I cant believe the translator pulled a gun on himself xD
Mr blind y thats big brain moves right there
He was just translating the american guy's expression lmao
Ikr
Lmao, right!? Hahahahahaha clumsy bitch ass
I was scrolling through the comments whilst I was halfway through the video and saw your spoiler comment lol
The translator was a bit lost but his heart was in the right place
Yes. But had it been in the wrong place, eg. his stomach, he would've survived.
@@ArchangelLucifer0 this guy got a point lol
BANG BANG! lol
I mean, he did translate "exactly" what the American said. Mission accomplished
Now I feel sad 😢
Loved how they show how animals make different sounds around the world. Enjoyed the cast of Castro, Eisen, and Rapazote as well!!!! Brilliant 4 minutes!
so ein genialer sketch. love it! ❤
Imagine this translator between Trump and Kim Jong Un...
It will be the same Lmao
Except they won't have guns only nuclear launch buttons
World war 5!
send nukes
Kim studied in Switzerland, he is supposed to speak English..or at least understand it.
@@hongeast5174 Alright, Mr. Obvious.
If I ran a company, I would use this as a professional development video- demonstrating the difference between following instructions and understanding the purpose of the job.
Hahahaha
Awesome, that is exactly what Ill do next week 🤘Although Im not running a company, just running a team
Ahhhhh absolutely right
That's a great idea!
Totally!
Bro failed to name 10 books
Matan Evan's Older Brother
this never gets old, still laughing even I've watched it so many times
The bird sound in different languages was the best part
A fart in Spanish sounds different than the farts in English.
@@wetguavass I'm pretty sure you fart the same.
No, the slap part was the best! 😂
@ankit 9119 hoo hoo and pio pio
Translator : start translating
Cough : I'm gonna end this man's career
and life
Walang natawa. Wala ka nang ibang joke gago ka?
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 ki langaj w'ap pale
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 Anong ginagawa mo dito, petchay?
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 papansin amp
no matter how many times i watch this, its was always funny 😂
This kept showing in my recommendations for what, 2 or 3 years? I finally gave up and here I am, watched it all. Congrats UA-cam.
Can’t believe all this happened just cause he coughed
😂😂😂
Douque
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If you’re in need of a good church near you here you go:
www.upci.org/resources/locate-a-church God bless have a great one 🙂. I prayed over this I hope all is well 🙂
He didn't cough you coughed!
@@-Triumph no you didn't. He did.
@@wawalinda3398 Deja de decir que yo tosí!
A perfect representation of "he a bit confused but he got the spirit"
He got no spirit anymore xD
Well about that last part...
Before this blow up sign me in
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim
@@nnkn2291 sorry no offence but who tf asked bruv? Just saying who tf asked for religious preferences in this specific topic?
I loved every second of it
ive never actually laughed out loud at a yt video before
props to the team behind this
Who came up with this , he's a genius
About 170 different sketch groups in the last 5 years.
@@BeautyLilya 😂😂😂 nailed it
This joke has been around for close to one hundred years...
1930s Abbott and costello and probably before.
No one did these is pretty common in a lot of people who translate they translate things that aren't necessary and sound like that
ibn Saeed1 it’s a foreign guy, I can’t translate the name though!
“Wait, do you mean you or him?"
“You!”
-Brings out second gun pointing to himself 🤣
Cant kill me if i kms. Genius, will try next time
ikr bruh 😂😂😂😂litty 😂😂😂on a stack 😂😂😂😂 no cap 😂😂😂
My tiny brain still cant understand that can someone explain
Alex i know so litty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they be buggin no cap on a stack
I started dying when I saw that 💀 😭 🤣
please make a movie around this short, i want to see it!!!
This is like the funniest vlog watched, I watched its first days every year rewatched even have watch laughs with friends and am glad it has really grown from 4ma now 20+ma 😂
It's actually the first guy's fault
he told him to translate "Exactly" what they say
What i was thinking
Not his fault his friend didn't have common sense
He's obviously on the spectrum. Well, was anyway.
@@xhivo97 he was so far on the spectrum he was beyond the spectrum
Spectrum was the entire Spectrum
It all started with that cough...😂
Covid 19😢😢🤧🤧🤧
@@imtiazchoudhary3976 Bullshit 2020
Oh.. Haha
jon burbridge Alex Jones
@pillowdo Alkusayer No. The numbers of infected and deaths are sooo imbelished. America is much more healthier than they are saying. There is WAY more to this than the Corona.
absolutely delightful! Ive never laugh so hard in my entire life
I watch this at least once a year :D Cracks me up every time
I cant breath from that "Coo-coo, Pio- Pio
"
It went from good to great for me
i was smiling thruout and thats what makes me laugh
*breathe
“Coo-Coo” “Pio-Pio” 😂
In japanese, too, birds chirp goes like "piyo piyo" 😂
In Brazil we say "pru pru"
In Taiwan we say "jeo jeo" but in a high pitch
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
"Gobble gobble, my friends."
"Glu Glu, mis amigos."
The only funny part of this shitty sketch.
Technically the best translator to ever undertake the task
This is so funny! Great work!!
He didn't shoot back even though he had some life, just continued translating. What a legend
"He had some life" Bruh this ain't Fortnire gtfo 😂😂😂😂
TrollFlamingo not what he meant 🤦🏻♂️
TrollFlamingo stop embarrassing yourself
@@ThzZoltek wow so dumb
@@ThzZoltek you're a dum dum
He is actually the best translator. He translated every-single-word spoken even with the attitude and emotion used...😂
and punch :')
Even the coo coo pio pio
Girl what
The problem is actually that the 2 other men keep addressing HIM instead of saying what they want to say to EACH OTHER.
Exactly, the title is so misleading gosh!
4 years ago and it still gets me everytime 😂😂
This was perfection!
He isn't a bad translator, he just takes his job very seriously and translate exactly what they say
Too much talented and confident moron that he just lost the fucking common sense man
A dumb translator😂😂
You didnt explain who was talking lmfao
A humanoid who lost basic sense
A translators job isn't to be a Google Translate. You're also supposed to be an interpretator. He didn't know whether questions were directed at him or the other party. He's a bad translator.
"He a little confused but he got the spirit"
Bang bang
Pats nation!
@@davidraveh5966 i miss tom D:
He only left as a spirit now tho😂
this is hilarious kudo, bravo to whom ever came up with this idea and wrote this
This is brilliant!
This is a weird Narcos season...
asdfer 123 dude 😂💀
wdym? this is what happens everytime I do it. Its not normal?
what's is this movie?
Better than Narcos.
narcos in the daily basis
He was so true to his job he even translated the slap......
Era tan fiel a su trabajo que incluso tradujo la bofetada ...
he was tan faithful to his job que tradujo la slap
@@kend609 li te se tan faithful to su travay que he even traducio slap la
Congratulations on understanding the joke.
@@yc2560 Felicitaciones por entender el chiste
This scene is legendary, the way his eyes move before translating, understanding this does not make sense but still translates
- Do you mean "you or him"?
- You!
*pulls gun on himself*
What?! 🤣
Holy shit it gets better the more you think about it lmfaoo
@@shanezenmusic My mind's still spinning from that last bit lol
Mexican Standoff 2019
That was the part where I paused it for a second like "Wait, this flipped the script on me." LOL
Because American guy took out the second gun and pointed it on boss
It's complicated
When you get fired for doing your job properly.
*Pun intended*
Aaaah! I see what you did there. 😂😂
I don't know if I am dumb..
But please verify me the joke, so i won't miss it
@@uknome2754 Fired has a double meaning here
Uh thx..
Dumb🤐
@@uknome2754 they fired a gun at him. And they fired him as a translator through that
this had me cracking in the middle of the night
I had to used translation services as a nurse, and one thing you learn right off the bat is that you speak to the translator at the beginning, and then the rest of the time you speak as if the translator is not even there.
Even with his final breath he still translated the conversation. That's a dedicated employee!
Actually he did break his character in the middle for about a minute when he apologises to Jeffe, encourages him to shoot the American and then lies to the American.
Employee of the year!
Give him a raise!
That's how the HR wants employees to work...... Till last breath
He is like Patrick trying to become employee of the month holding the broomstick upside down
And this, my dear boys and girls, is why you should request an interpreter, and not a translator, should you ever need one.
😂😂😂 I get it
Lol yea
lol very true XD
Yes, exactly. I was a translator and was always having to explain to people that being an interpreter is quite different.
girl girl how are they different??
Coo-coo...pio-pio ....that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 😂
Randomly remembered this vid and was not disappointed, forgot just how hilarious it was
Imagine how difficult the script reading session was😂
Must be hell i would imagine
Fun fact : it is script reading
ua-cam.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/v-deo.html a example .
@@mr.fevicol4914 huh?
@@mr.fevicol4914 huh
Pulls out a 2nd gun on himself !! WTF this niiga translated the pigeon sound
This guy is awesome
frank luis hahahahaha
frank luis Bro I didn’t even notice... lmfao!!!
frank luis you are killing me,lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
This is fantastic, great wordplay...It has the feeling of The Two Ronnie's "Crossed lines" sketch from decades ago...
Having worked with numerous "translators" this is actually so more real than people can imagine!!!!
He even translated the pigeon's sound how can he be the worst f*cking translator?? 😂😂
As another top comment said: “he’s a good translator but bad interpreter”
he didn't translate what the pigeon said tho
COO COO PÍO PÍO I DIEEEED
@@LincolnVOS i didnt hear you, you coughed
@@mixtapemania6769 no I didn't cough YOU coughed
Imagine this guy being in the middle of US & China & Russia negotiation when they try to make the new arms treaty lol
“Coo-Coo” - “Pio-Pio”....
Just thinking bout it has me dying
Would lead to an all out world war
"nuke the american"
"wait you tellin him to nuke me?"
"no its a type of burger"
"come on nuke, nuke them! BOOM BOOM!"
"wait that does sound like your telling him to nuke me"
"no thats how you cook it"
"come on, at the white house, BOOM BOOM-"
"okay if he nukes me i''ll nuke you"
@@cho2583 lol
this will never get old
The translator looks like a burnt out michael reeves
Best joke of 2020
i fucking knew it i thought I've seen the dude somewhere similar, michael reeves yes hahaha
that is why i am here
I CLICKED ON IT THINKING IT WAS HIM LOL
Yooo
I periodically come back to watch this masterpiece
so am i
We are gonna win the league though, right?
@@kemishkarki7683 Hundred percent, Glory Glory Man United🔥❤
@@shanthanramsamy7421 Ronny is home
@@stalksy8969 Yes, Siuuuuuuuuuu
What a relaxation at the end 😮💨
this videos great for my final pragmatics paper on pragmatics of translation thanks so much cc
Coo coo
Pio pio
Pio pio
Coo coo
Bang Bang!
Hahahaha 😂 yaaa
648 people are simple like you and counting
@@wordzmyth but it isnt bang bang they said it more like bang bang
I interpreted a Netflix movie for my father-in-law who doesn't speak English. When a character screamed, I screamed too, even though I knew it wasn't necessary. He told me he already understood the screaming.
That's me interpreting ASL in media to my family who refuse to learn ASL. I do it partially to give them a taste of their own medicine, and talk down to them like people who don't sign talk down to me. Petty? Yes, but it's getting to a point where price of admission into my life for them is learning ASL.
This is awesome in so many ways lol
@@blueturtle3623 ok dude...
😆😆😆🥰
@Blue Turtle can you not project your personal issues randomly into the youtube comment section. Thank you
Can’t stop watching it over and over again 😂😂😂😂jajajajjajaj
PURE GENIUS
*Gets slapped by the American*
*Proceeds to slap his boss IN SPANISH!*
😂😂😂
What is slap in Spanish?
@@babolikoboy9440 *B O F E T A D A*
Ayaan Dutt what is bofetada?
@@babolikoboy9440 that's the Spanish word for slap... isn't that what you asked for?
This is all started with one damn cough. 😂😂
hahahahah yea
True
Butterfly effect
😂
Arthur Morgan is that you ? xD
Best of the Best of the Best. Just Brilliant!
Made my day
my mom : look at that kid he can speak two languages so fluently , maybe he'll become a translator in future
kid in future :
@Aaditya Sabharwal its a joke...
Hoo hoo
Piyo piyo
Three man... the pidgeon 🐦
@Aaditya Sabharwal Come on dude. it's just a joke that most people in the world can relate to. No need to shove in national identity.
ah just come to java, we have 5 language in one language.
3:17 He even translated the pigeon both in English and Spanish lmfao
Kill You With Fire no shit, u watched the video too???
Damn man that’s crazy
Never heard anyone say "pigeons go pío pío" in Spanish
The funnier thing is the subtitles.
Dab Vitor well, I can tell you, that’s how we say it
cyberpunk 5768 I commented the part that made me laugh the most and put a time stamp for everyone to see it, so go troll somewhere else