The 1 Gram Dab
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- In today's video, I tell a good story. I hope you enjoy!
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Nobody: " "
Stoners: "I ripped that shit so hard I genuinely nearly died like I was seeing the light bro I was legally dead for at least 5 minutes shit was a great night"
It won't kill you lol
@@thecouncilofcircumcision7930 😭Wooshh
@@addilyn7449😭 Crringeee
@@thecouncilofcircumcision7930 might feel like it for a minute tho 😂
its true tho 🤣😂😭🤣
This sounds like a hoot and a holler just by the title
dropped everything i was doing when i seen the title no cap
I sure love the that damn phrase “a hoot and a holler”
said the same damn thing
hoot and holler
what the fuck did u just say
Goblin you should make “a real hoot and a holler” merch, I would instantly cop lol
na just “hoot and a holler”
The scientist merch has him holding a bottle that says hoot and another saying holler mixing it up in a beaker I have it lmao
“A hoot and a holler”
Or even simpler “Hoot” and on the back “Holler”
A poop and a penis
goblin can have such a simple title and we all know it’s a banger
Fax he be like did acid on a Tuesday 💀💀
@@Yunggloryy7 “i got high”
My mom came home
@@onlydeadofficial2578 “felony”
@@onlydeadofficial2578 💀💀💀💀💀
Put "Holy shit im getting a lil frisky" on a shirt and I will cop it
i can do that for you
@@frostfox851 we don’t want ur bullshit dawg
Mrtlexify is a legend!!
same
@@BosnianJesus yessir
RIP 6 Dogs his music on acid are memories i will cherish
There’s no fucking way man
R.i.p
Thanks for letting me know, had no idea. So sad, really liked his music
suicide is never the answer man
@@Shendimomber777 facts you’re only hurting your loved ones
im so drunk rn
bro im high as fuck 🤣
Earliest I’ll ever be
Goblin we need only gas stickers brotha
Facts the kids have it so good these days . We Fr used to ask the plug what strain it was and it was always “it’s like some OG bro it’s gas”
That's still how it is lmfaooo
YEah we have it so good being addicted to drugs instead of having social interaction and real hobbies lmao....
@@ferdtheterd3897 wym brah drugs with the homies!
I know a 13 yro who comes stoned to school mostly everyday of dabs
@@ferdtheterd3897 I want you to think about the fact that you're commenting this on a Goblin video
The fact that they actually manage to get an ice cream at McDonald’s is a hoot and holler in it of itself
Every time I ask if their ice cream is working they’re like “uhh yeah?” as if it always is and it pisses me off
@@WilliamSussmanuuuhuu I’m I I ugh😅u
Goblin really using his bathroom selling job skills to push all dat merch
frr
Lmao
"And about half an hour later Michael gets here on his lawn mower"
i thought he said that at first too🤣
long board
its long board not lawn mower. you quoted something that was not said.
@@ShaqirMC ok
@@ShaqirMC what is the point of all of this
i admire the level of positivity this man has
fuck yeah bro just took shrooms for thr fisrr time im cant waUt to watch thids bro
edit: shrooms was the best experience of my life deff recommended
6:15 “I don’t know why it took him so long to get to know that I really think about it he was probably beating his meet anyways”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The realization💀may of taken him 5-6 years but he realized why his homies took so long
Lmaoo
Hiding in the bathroom rn bc of crazy family issues and ur vids are helping me tune out all this bullshit thats whats up gobby gob thank you squire
Are you any better off now?
@@kole-sama19 maybe he's not since didn't reply back lol
@@ferguson8143 Yeah that's just unfortunate
hiding in the bathroom rn bc i need to take a huge shit at work
oh no you're subbed to mitski are you okay
8:32"ay grape powerade u look pretty good aye, get in my mouth ay". Im fuckin weak bro🤣🤣
He uploaded 12 minutes ago. Goblin got dedicated fans 😂
Don’t underestimate the Goblin boys.
@@whatisaperson573 ommm
strong unit
It’s cuz we’re all high off our ass with nothing to do but scroll UA-cam 😎
You know it’s the old days when he says “busted out the parchment paper” 🤣
Bruh what you on about 😂 you still getting shatter on parchment if you go to a dispo
Say you buy grams for 80$ without saying you buy grams for 80$.
@Trenton Ashby mine always comes in a little ceramic jar thats placed inside of their little box that says and axplains about it
@@ferguson8143 ye a lot comes like that but most shatter you’re getting is gonna be on parchment paper
@@HOP805 I can’t post videos but I got 8 gs all in jars for 65 dollars out the door from last time I was in CO.
Goblin I finally found a plug that doesn’t rip me off
Hmu
"AYO THATS SLAPPIN OUU" gives me "METRO MAKE IT BOOM😩" vibes ngl
edit: yo goblin lemme get a quick pin for the one time. huge fan from cali yurrr
METRO BOOMIN MAKE IT BOOM 😩💦‼️
I actually downloaded it to use as a sample in a song I'm making lol
“there’s just yak right on her patio”
man never even followed up on what happened to it ahaha
“Ou Powerade get in my mouth”
Guy named Powerade: 😲
very true man im 26 in 2021 and 100 relate lol. colorado legalized the year i graduated HS!
p.s subbed but then unsubbed when i saw you're on PS3 and not 360 haha pcnaysh
The grape powerade part got me, I felt that so hard.
Goblins homies prolly smell like Doritos and mtn dew
I love opening these crazy titles videos and seeing “for educational” in the beginning 😂
“Maybehewasbeatinghismeetidk” ahahahah pissed myself laughing
This man will never run out of stories
“Summers coming in 5 months dude buy one of my sweaters” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do y’all not get insane heartbeats when taking huge dabs.?
Back when then McDonald’s ice cream machine actually worked. Good times.
It used to work?
It always works at the one near me and idk why. It’s never worked anywhere else
"Well shit dude" would be a nice shirt
We all needed this
Get you a girl that talks to you like goblin talks to his poweraid
“Maybe he was beating his me- Ah never mind who cares” 🤣🤣
17 year old here can confirm we are lucky, I be buying exotic when i can
2 blunts with TWO GRAMS? Oh hell naw those were so skimpys
Sittin here cooking breakfast and heard “a common character, Michael hits me up” first thought is, “fuck Michael has those crackhead vibes”😂
Someone should make a "hoot and a holler" compilation like the sausage guy
LET'S SAUSSAGE!!!
im 'geeked' as fuck, greetings from the uk
He puked over the balcony. I was like "Oh Bet!"
“Come here man get in my mouth” -Goblin, 2021
Thats resin bruh he smoked u up w resin
“Grape Powerade get in my mouth, OUUUU THAT SHIT SLAPPIN”
Binge Watching the fuck outta goblin right now yo
Got to him now, not bad.
This mans goblin is on point with his timing. Rolled my joint then got the noti for the new hoot and a holler
bruuuh goblin came in clutch i was just about to start doing my hw and needed something to listen to and vibe too
Been watching you for years, I love how relatable you are to my childhood. Much love and keep it real.
Grape powerade is a blessing while high.
sparking up while watching already know it's gonna be a banger 🔥
Whoever decides to drop a dislike on a GOBLIN HOOT is a fucking psychopath
Imagine if gobby liked this
@Buxton666 hahahahaha
I cannot get past that you’re name is also Michael, unsubbed.
his name is nick lmao not michael
Goblin, you seem like a cool and chill dude but your fan base seems to bother me
Honestly kinda sounds like hell
another hoot and a toot! hilarious stories and well presented material. another 'banger' if you will.
Hoot and a hollar with the chronicles gameplay
And you just forget about the vomit 😂
Somebody’s gotta tell goblin that drinks dont slap music slaps
There should be a movie abt goblin
Goblin- “ come here man get in my mouth” 🐐
That “aye, get in my mouth, aye” was golden😂😂
this kino gameplay is lit when you’re blazed
I will NEVER forget the first wax I got bro. I went to scoop it from the plug in his shed and there was a brick of the blackest shatter I have ever seen. The quality and prices now are crazy compared to back in the day. I do miss being 16 tho:(
My boy I don't have the balls to do this or the money that g got to last
Im off 60 mg of codeine and 2 stellas. Love u gobby
goblin please make the onlygas stickers i’ll buy the shit out of that
I need two for my car windows 😂😂
We need those stickers @Goblin
Aye glad to see gobby going mainstream
@@BriasRocks wouldn’t be possible without you buddy
Oh hell naw ur lungs done for😅
“HEY THATS SLAPPIN” would be a good shirt for you
Bring back a holes n k holes merch👀
Ur the man goblin keep it up wit the hoots and hollars my guy
I love watching so fucked up i don't rember what he said so I gotta watch the next day lmao
Saw the title and already knew it was going to be good
Back then dabs were dark and people served then way to hot!
Red hot
today’s my birthday and this is one of the best presents
No cap I was playing this exact same game/map this morning bo3 zombies is the shit mane
I got so high I slept through all of school all I can remember is lunch. What the fuck happened
Someone slipped you benzos.
@@iamincrediblystupidbut4364 Damn I hope this channel isn't just kids under 16 who don't know what drugs really are
E Kay he's being sarcastic
@@fiontathomas1574 I hope, but also hope it really isn't just underage kids who don't know any better
As soon as Goblin uploads you already know that the day is gonna be a hoot n a holler!
a hoot and a holler as usual
goblin you should do this as a podcast on spotify, youll also get paid better
Yo Gobs, straight Canadian here, we have basically anything weed related on table, myself particularly (if you you ever wanna sample the climate, I know a man that will ruin you), have you ever ripped live resin? I take .4gs of it through .7 of 33% thc pink bubba on the reg. Best fucking high ever.
Sounds like the name of a children’s book i would read to my kids
"come here man, get in my mouth" 😂😂
Sounds crazy uncle gob🤯
My plug always hooks me up with either za or runts. Occasionally he would have some blue dream and that’s some fire shit
They removed the swastika in a game about killing Nazis how is that offensive you’re literally killing them 😂
Goblin your channel is crazy I remember when you had 50,000 subscribers like it was yesterday
he right im 16 and i smoke white runts gelatto gralic runts girlscout cookies and black cherry pie i dabble in wax sometimes
to
"Come here man, get in my mouth" Goblin: 2021
Keep up the great work liked and subbed💝🔥🔥💨💨💨
I seen the title and I knew it was gonna be a banger
pretty sure its gas left over from some one trying to make bho
Imma simple man. I see a goblin notification, I click.
Couldn’t focus for most the video because he didn’t buy quick revive off rip
This is like my bedtime stories
yessir gob! smoking on some raw garden special chem
I’m so glad you’re still dropping vids in 2021
Early but u dont remember me gob
I was gonna take a tolerance break for a while. You guys think I should light up for this hoot?
Dude you gotta I'm sorry man 😂🤟
@@jdm3461 I don’t even remember that night 😂