hope u guys enjoy the first remake of an OG story that got yoinked (atleast im pretty positive it did, i scanned thru all my 2k16 and 2k17 vids couldnt find it) lmk if you want more of these! also ill be gone for court until Saturday, see u gamers then follow me on twitter @TheGoblinnn
Damn bro. I remember the stream he had before the dui. He was telling chat he was going to leave and get some (pizza?) and he was gonna be back. Never made it back.
@@scape_stray601 i used to be a youtuber and I didn't even have enough subscribers to be montized. Faor some reason some of my videos had ads on them so Its possible this video isn't even monitzed
The other day I’m pretty sure I accidentally helped some girl shoplift from a dollar general😂 I payed for a drink and walked out at the same time as her and the alarm went off and I stopped and looked back and the cashier said “you’re fine” and the woman that walked out next to me just said “thank you” I was dead when I got to the car😂😂
Every year at my high school, incoming seniors who were known drug addicts just disappeared. Now I know where they were sent, alternative schools. It sounds like a terrible idea, “yeah, let’s just take a bunch of kids with drug problems and put them in the same school, that will definitely help them.”
A thing that you can do and I have done with other things is taking the bottle and hiding it under your jacket or some other clothing in which u cant see it (obviously this can be only done if your wearing a lot of clothing with space to put things in it) and then going to the bathroom. U get inside a stall and remove the barcode on the bottle, flush it down the toilet. Then you can basically walk out with the bottle hidden somewhere on u or a backpack or something without triggering the alarm. I dont know how alcohol is packed in other countries, in mine it just has a barcode so you can do that pretty easily as long as you dont fuck up
This was amazing, retelling the stories from the dark type of shit! Please do more of this, make a series, some shit like “Stories From the Vault” like you said
One year later it's this girl dropping a "crack pipe." In toliet water that they reach into and says you'll do anything(or something close to that,)for a hit.
Hey gob a few vids ago or last one ( to high to remember) you said something about smoking with you little cousin at the family function or sum like that. G I think think that would be a banger
Im pretty sure everyone had a vons/Walgreens that we would regularly steal bottles n cigarettes from until they would have cops waiting or hire security
Aye gob came in clutch as fuck with this my car just broke down halfway through a 30 hour road trip in buttfuck nowhere. Currently watching this while waiting for triple a.
@@TheKingdomSecrets buddy if half the videos on his channel are still up that says something that was a long time ago when youtube completely changed as a landscape
Dam bro hearing that word match brings me back to high school days free I’m 31 now n just a whole flood of memories came through from them days fun ass days my high school days were just like yours we would litterly try to the most fuked up as possible befr school starts awwwwww good ol days
I remember drinking wine in english bro, pull out a full bottle when the teacher leaves and chug the betch. Gone to the alley smoking up I have assortments of liquor, vodka, whiskey, and rum. We all stumbling at the age of 17 maybe 18 down to Sobeys screeching like maniacs in the corner tryna shove food in our mouths laughing
Iv seen alot of your videos and the videos when you are playing golf always seem to be the craziest or funniest just always a great story when your playing gold love you videos man
I got sent to rehab because I liked drinking at school at 7 am.😂 Couldn't stand up one time in class, well could, just to fall back down. 3 years alcohol free, took alot more to learn.
hope u guys enjoy the first remake of an OG story that got yoinked (atleast im pretty positive it did, i scanned thru all my 2k16 and 2k17 vids couldnt find it)
lmk if you want more of these! also ill be gone for court until Saturday, see u gamers then follow me on twitter @TheGoblinnn
First here
Already a hoot and a holler
You know I do gob!
HOOT N HOLLER
Fuck yeah we do
“They sent her to the gulag”💀💀
😭😭
Fr i was sent when he said that
I Just started kekling bro
🤣🤣🤣
Dat shit was so funny bruh😂
Goblin sounds like that one cool cousin with all the good drugs who never really stopped being a teenager in a lot of ways
(Raises hand) here I am 🤚
nahhh yall gotta stop callin me out in these comments. to my cousins im the cool one and to the rest im the dissapointment
@@Patrickg7130its okay there is a special place in hell where we all get together and get tocbe manchildren for eternity
@@TjallieBrrrand we gon smoke some mid n swishers all together
4yrs late but I gotta say I feel like this cousin is a mandatory part of any users life
Goblin: Hoot Specialist and Holler Historian
This is for some reason so fucking hilarious right now 😂😂😂🤣😭
dmcd probably the drugs
@@ce5243 hmmm, that could be...
factsssss
@@Deuce6800 way to take one for the team. You’re a real one
'This was *before* I smoked crack."
Pardon?
Facts 💀 wtf
☠️
Lmfao
I dont get it
youre handsome
Damn bro. I remember the stream he had before the dui. He was telling chat he was going to leave and get some (pizza?) and he was gonna be back. Never made it back.
Lmaooo he was getting coke or ketamine. Probably coke but idk maybe ket. Not pizza tho LMAO
Lmaooo damnn
@@ocd_squirrel Thats a good way to look at it boss. IT seems easy when you do it, but you either end up in jail or dead in the end.
@@yellowgoose5043it was Wendy’s
Listening to this channel weirdly makes me want to live a super wholesome life, ain't that a hoot and possibly a holler?
indeed a hoot and a holler
Absolutely
Truebomb
Makes you feel less degen
“Obviously it’s a no brainer; I’m hitting licks”
I'm crying😭
I would to 40$ bottle of henny just out in the open
@@davidschaltenbrand2601 they asking for it at that point
This is more important than my calculus class
Same bro🤣
Correct
I know this one's gonna be a real hoot n a holler
A real banger if you will
Foreal bro 😂🤣
AN OG BANGER
Lmaooo
Tell the one of you stealing jordans from da thift shop again
That was a banger
Bro thats the plot of Holes
@@paddygriffin3181 😂
I remember that one 🤣🤣
@@paddygriffin3181 underrated comment
@@paddygriffin3181 holy shit i havent watched that movie since 4th grade, good fuckin memories
F for Tina getting sent to the gulag
"This is a certified hood classic"
basically the intro
true lmao
False lmfao
Certified suburban classic
Love how it’s monetized
Just because it has ads doesn’t mean it’s not demonized
@@illuminatedzach4206 yes it does
@@humanchannel7825 It’s very bad cpm, the money is practically nothing.
@@illuminatedzach4206 still monetized
@@scape_stray601 i used to be a youtuber and I didn't even have enough subscribers to be montized. Faor some reason some of my videos had ads on them so Its possible this video isn't even monitzed
This guy is the best to listen to when you are high it is amazing.
Imagine just scrolling on your suggested and seeing this title
Literally what happened to me cause I didn't get the notification.
Thats... what happened?
I was like it's Goblin time
Bold of you to Assume that Goblin gets his story’s recommended.
Pr01fessional they do🥺
The other day I’m pretty sure I accidentally helped some girl shoplift from a dollar general😂 I payed for a drink and walked out at the same time as her and the alarm went off and I stopped and looked back and the cashier said “you’re fine” and the woman that walked out next to me just said “thank you” I was dead when I got to the car😂😂
who asked
you to comment here
@@mattgluckman8352 wat
@@popcorni_9762 is this
Ultimate heist
Retell old story’s they are bangers.
Bro you got me dead “ there was this girl named Amanda” “ let’s call this girl Amanda”
who's here before goblin gets the DEA called on him
fr tho "Best Drugs to Do at School"
“Educational proposes only”
No one cares about this past kid shit how old are u
Bro i work at Walgreens. And the stealing of alcohol at a store in joliet had to be banned. Thinking it coulda been you now.
Needed this had a really shitty day. Thanks gobby :)
Know the feelin man
I remember alternative high School. Like a hundred kids were all crackheads
Every year at my high school, incoming seniors who were known drug addicts just disappeared. Now I know where they were sent, alternative schools. It sounds like a terrible idea, “yeah, let’s just take a bunch of kids with drug problems and put them in the same school, that will definitely help them.”
No way goblin had as many friends as he says he’s clearly met like 9 people in his life seeing as that’s how many names he knows
let's get a tutorial on how you would "theoretically" steal alcohol
I second this
Third
Fourth
bro just look like u belong there and take that shit
A thing that you can do and I have done with other things is taking the bottle and hiding it under your jacket or some other clothing in which u cant see it (obviously this can be only done if your wearing a lot of clothing with space to put things in it) and then going to the bathroom. U get inside a stall and remove the barcode on the bottle, flush it down the toilet. Then you can basically walk out with the bottle hidden somewhere on u or a backpack or something without triggering the alarm. I dont know how alcohol is packed in other countries, in mine it just has a barcode so you can do that pretty easily as long as you dont fuck up
this has to be a certified Goblin classic for the title alone, certainly a hoot and most definitely a holler
Definitely retell the old stories they were amazing
“Obviously it’s a no brainer, I’m hitting licks”
This personifies the "its 7 in the morning" meme. People really Wildin on those early mornings.
Another Hoot, Another Holler...
Yessir
and another banger.
Goblins principal said if u don’t gotta rock u not getting off the hook
🤣
Lmfao that sounds accurate.
This was amazing, retelling the stories from the dark type of shit! Please do more of this, make a series, some shit like “Stories From the Vault” like you said
Imagine if they did have a pic of gobby on the wall 😂
i always get addiction ads on goblins videos lmfaoo
same or rehab ads 😂
One year later it's this girl dropping a "crack pipe." In toliet water that they reach into and says you'll do anything(or something close to that,)for a hit.
I’m high as balls and the fact you got a lifetime ban to Walgreens is fucking hilarious
Every single night I put one of your vids on then fall asleep to your story's lol goblins night time story's
Haha bro thought I was the only one !
WildDZNᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶤᶜᵈᵉˢᶤᵍᶰ this the one tn💯🔥
NO CAP
bro said "pre-game school"
“they sent her to the gulag” i’m fucking dead lmaoo
Getting drunk before school sounds like a nightmare
Hey gob a few vids ago or last one ( to high to remember) you said something about smoking with you little cousin at the family function or sum like that. G I think think that would be a banger
Hey im new here these stories are crazy. And the community is super nice.
reminds me of the time i was hitting some ice out of a bubble in a bathroom stall at my highschool and the principal walked into the bathroom.
Oh shit what did you do
"They sent her to the gulag for this shit" amazing quote
Gobby keep doin the vaulted videos the high school ones are the best
Idk if yall really do this shit , it ain't worth it I just lost a sister to this same shit a glass stem 😢 rest up genesis I pray
U In a brighter place
14:36 "they sent her to the gulag for this shit" LMAO
Ight Cheif we gonna need all 90 of those deleted videos retold
When you see PC Principal on the thumbnail you know its gonna be good.
thissa hoot an a holler , got everybody watching this rn
bro the beginning is like waking up on christmas
Damn bro I used to drink before school but now the thought of it just make me wanna yack. Never again.
u and ur homies taking the bottles from walgreens and running out the store being chased
I remember that shit
Im pretty sure everyone had a vons/Walgreens that we would regularly steal bottles n cigarettes from until they would have cops waiting or hire security
Aye gob came in clutch as fuck with this my car just broke down halfway through a 30 hour road trip in buttfuck nowhere. Currently watching this while waiting for triple a.
"there was this girl named Amanda and she used to pick me up for school every morning let's call her Amanda"
😹😹😹😹😹
11:30. Goblin: I'm kinda smiling.
goblin is like the most legendary goon to ever live
u the best goblin, u inspired me to do all types of hard drugs that i never would have without you.
Stay safe , hard drugs are not cool brother
Tina woke up and heard "Welcome to the gulag..." 💀💀💀
bruh imma be honest ive done it so much that i straight up cant watch these if im not faded on some sticks
u should post all the storys u deleted or at least most of them
yes
Why did he take them down? Because they were striked... you want his whole channel to be deleted???
@@TheKingdomSecrets they were striked because of the addpocalypse did u not listen too what he said lol
@@TheKingdomSecrets buddy if half the videos on his channel are still up that says something that was a long time ago when youtube completely changed as a landscape
This is epic. Do all those underground stories 😂
Does an archive of those deleted videos exist anywhere? You could just re-upload? Just a thought… Love you brother.
There better retold tho
I’m not that much of an OG so real tell them vids bro I’ll tune in fasho💯
POV you're here early thinking of something clever to comment
Your vids help me de-stress from school man
A blessing, the crack blessing 💀
How tf do y’all got all that time before schoo?? I can’t even shower without bein late 🤦🏽♂️😂
Not every1 goes right when it starts nerd
DUBE who is you boy 💀 hop off my top
@@woodinthehood7711 Don’t matter who I am but ur ah nerd
DUBE lmaoo come up with another roast dawg you boring asl
@@woodinthehood7711 no1s tryna roast u skudd 😂
Clicked immediately the title is so crazy
I was crying at the title
"They sent Tina to the fuckin gulag for this shit"
Gold
Dam bro hearing that word match brings me back to high school days free I’m 31 now n just a whole flood of memories came through from them days fun ass days my high school days were just like yours we would litterly try to the most fuked up as possible befr school starts awwwwww good ol days
If I didn’t see the first part I would’ve wondered why you double uploaded keep doing these the ot stories were great
*og
I read the title and immediately clicked
This is gonna be one of the fattest hoot n hollers ever
Lets fuckn go gamers
The title lmaoo
lets goo bro
You know he’s high when he says “that’s something to reflect on”
I remember drinking wine in english bro, pull out a full bottle when the teacher leaves and chug the betch.
Gone to the alley smoking up I have assortments of liquor, vodka, whiskey, and rum.
We all stumbling at the age of 17 maybe 18 down to Sobeys screeching like maniacs in the corner tryna shove food in our mouths laughing
Watching goblin brings back so many memories
You know it’s hoot n a holler when you get advertised nick jr.
online school tomorrow had to stock up on vanilla extract can’t wait for those adult days where u can be picky on how u get drunk
Man I’ve been watching your vids since sophomore year of high school and now I’ve graduated and still watchin
The idea of buying Hennessey from Walgreens is wild now
You gotta put that swag rap back up
Lmao just by the title I KNOW this is a fucking BANGER
Ive been off a couple diffrent drugs at school and theres something about alchool and school that just dosent mix it never ends well
i almost got caught stealing alcohol and today i had a dream about stealing alcohol again 💀
GOBLIN WITH A GODLY UPLOAD, always coming in clutch for the boys ❤️
It's like I'm a kid again but the story's are better
Iv seen alot of your videos and the videos when you are playing golf always seem to be the craziest or funniest just always a great story when your playing gold love you videos man
Love the vids gobby bro 👌🏻
2 day suspension for being fucked up?! I got 4 day In school suspension for getting caught with a juul...
Fuck yeah man definitely remake the old videos I didn't get a chance to see them I've only been subscribed to you for like a year and a half
early asf‼️‼️‼️wasspoppin goblin
Gobby's like your crackhead uncle's cool best friend that you've met a couple of times
When ur at continuation school and they ask u to bring your backpack. expect to get boomafucked.
you never fail to surprise me
Goblin looks like gibby from icarly
Not cool bro not cool
Gobby.
Bro this is about to be LIT!
Mom found the poop sock
I got sent to rehab because I liked drinking at school at 7 am.😂 Couldn't stand up one time in class, well could, just to fall back down. 3 years alcohol free, took alot more to learn.