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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @lowdistortion
    @lowdistortion 4 місяці тому +445

    Tomb raider is absolutely done for, whenever this new AAA one comes out, it's most definitely gonna be absolute woke preachy garbage.

    • @Shifft-This
      @Shifft-This 4 місяці тому +28

      It most certainly will. I hope everyone enjoyed those recent remasters because Lara Croft is dead. We have Laurah Crofft now.

    • @don.keebles
      @don.keebles 4 місяці тому +34

      Lara Croft is dead and now they are looting her tomb, desecrating her coffin and making a mockery of her legacy. I will never forgive Crystal Dynamics. They will never see a single cent from me.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 4 місяці тому

      WOKE ACTIVISTS RUINED TOMB RAIDERS.

    • @lithium84
      @lithium84 4 місяці тому +11

      its been done since they rebooted the series.

    • @nicsilva5438
      @nicsilva5438 4 місяці тому +2

      💯

  • @vault1549
    @vault1549 4 місяці тому +41

    We have the OG Tomb Raider games and comics. That's all we need.

    • @gamer-8955
      @gamer-8955 4 місяці тому +5

      I'm so sorely disappointed with the leaked info we have had. I miss the Inspirational, badass, independent go-getter that "only plays for sport".

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 4 місяці тому +1

      The 2 Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movies were pretty fun as well.

  • @linxboxcube
    @linxboxcube 4 місяці тому +5

    The Tomb Returner lol

  • @katajiro8178
    @katajiro8178 4 місяці тому

    8:19 - Wait, didn't the original devs already establish in TR1 that Lara is a scoundrel with a heart of gold? All of the articles in TR games could be used to turn humans into monsters and give superpowers. But instead of abusing the artifacts like every villain in the series, Lara kept them in her "humble abode". Not leave it all to chance by leaving all the duties to the locals who didn't give a shit about the magic mugguffins, but instead keeping them all in safe hands.

  • @tmauntler
    @tmauntler 4 місяці тому

    lol I’m not even a fan of OG Tomb Raider but I like following this franchise as a radar of the current trajectory.

  • @PlagueInjected
    @PlagueInjected 4 місяці тому +1

    Reboot trilogy looking pretty good right now.

  • @juhajuntunen7866
    @juhajuntunen7866 4 місяці тому +2

    Did Lara Croft follow Star Wars, become political platform and not entertainment anymore?

  • @MrAbrazildo
    @MrAbrazildo 4 місяці тому

    8:44, I like this feature. It makes the game more challenging and adds a humanitarian vision. 1 of the reasons why I left Assassins Creed 3D was because the character, by default, kills guards that were only doing their job. So, to turnaround this, I used to hold back my sword _(each time it was drawn, to kill the guard in 1 hit, ridiculously easy btw)_ , fighting with fists vs weapons, which quickly became tiresome, whenever a bunch of guards approach.
    At least in AC 2D 1 kills guards from a kind of sect. So I play those.
    12:09, if that works like the old Vikings game, it'll be great!
    12:26, here things can get bad: either game as a service or poorly made free stuff. 12:30, and here it is: "very stereotypical" often means "lack of soul/heart" by the artists.

  • @ItsaKindOfMagic86
    @ItsaKindOfMagic86 4 місяці тому +1

    ❗I applaud your determination, your dedication and your unwavering firmness to stay strong and not budge an inch for these compromised companies that wreck our beloved IPs. ❗
    👏💯

  • @davidsociallydistancedfran256
    @davidsociallydistancedfran256 4 місяці тому +1

    As bad as this sounds, you'd think disney was involved lmao........Hard Pass

  • @HPTFan
    @HPTFan 4 місяці тому +392

    I’m sorry for all Tomb Raider fans. All of you don’t deserve it. :(

    • @FreakazoidRobots
      @FreakazoidRobots 4 місяці тому +35

      Thanks, but I've gotten used to all my favorite childhood franchises being destroyed. At this point I've moved through all the stages of grief and reached acceptance.

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 4 місяці тому +12

      We do, we really do. Call me a conspiracy theorist but there's a reason why the 1-3 Remaster's were not on the steam front page even though its selling like hotcakes.

    • @Antoine_Bizans
      @Antoine_Bizans 4 місяці тому +7

      In the other side, I see it as an amazing opportunity to discover and play to all old Tomb Raider games until Underworld. Yeah, I agree that Crystal Dynamics sucks now and don't respect the origins of the franchise and the community.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 місяці тому +8

      "Sorry about what they did to that thing you liked."
      "Same bro."
      There's a lot of it about this last decade.

    • @paulwoodford1984
      @paulwoodford1984 4 місяці тому +7

      Don’t be sorry for us fans. We have the three remasters. That’s all i need.

  • @SkywalkerOne1977
    @SkywalkerOne1977 4 місяці тому +275

    Lara (2000): "Let's go steal some ancient stuff."
    Lara (2024): "Let's go peacefully respect ancient culture, my female lover."

    • @Senkoau
      @Senkoau 4 місяці тому +15

      Hit square to venerate.

    • @Jays_dead_cat
      @Jays_dead_cat 4 місяці тому +23

      2025: The apology tour for raiding all those tombs

    • @DenverStarkey
      @DenverStarkey 4 місяці тому +12

      well if they are making her a transwoman .. is she still counted as being a lesbian ???

    • @betoramos3810
      @betoramos3810 4 місяці тому +3

      Lara (1996): “Right!, Let’s go adventuring!.” - Lara Croft (yes, literally).

    • @maxmattt
      @maxmattt 4 місяці тому +21

      Correction: "Let's go peacefully respect ancient culture, my birthing person lover."

  • @NickNapoli
    @NickNapoli 4 місяці тому +194

    Crystal Dynamics main objective is to ruin classic Lara Croft. The reason because they want to bury Lara’s “problematic past”, ruin the I-III Remasters and to disappoint the classic Tomb Raider fans.

    • @youtubasoarus
      @youtubasoarus 4 місяці тому +9

      They can never ruin what they never had. Just ignore these idiots. We have classic lara.

    • @marcbr2585
      @marcbr2585 4 місяці тому +9

      And above all, disrespecting the real creators of Lara Croft.

    • @yrysroda8592
      @yrysroda8592 4 місяці тому +12

      Crystal DEInamics ;)

    • @DenverStarkey
      @DenverStarkey 4 місяці тому +4

      the CD legends trilogy was good ... but then many key personal in CD left and new faces came in .... enter the 2013 trilogy

    • @maxmcintyre5068
      @maxmcintyre5068 4 місяці тому +1

      The 2013 tomb raider was never woke

  • @filmnmusic1
    @filmnmusic1 4 місяці тому +140

    “Tomb Raider can’t catch a break”.
    Gamers can’t catch a break. It feels like many developers these days get off on making us miserable, even if they have to lose money to do so. They seriously need to get a life.

    • @Streetrocker28
      @Streetrocker28 4 місяці тому

      Those companies are subsidised , governments want people to go out work longer and harder for less , games are an obstacle for them to retain control over the masses …

    • @Drox0713
      @Drox0713 4 місяці тому +21

      And they have the nerve to tell us to touch grass....

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 4 місяці тому +16

      That's because they are. The constant fan disservice is a psy-op.

    • @NetBattler
      @NetBattler 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Drox0713who? You mean the farm folks developers? Actually that was Alyssa's twisted it

    • @Drox0713
      @Drox0713 4 місяці тому +7

      @@NetBattler No, I mean gaslighters in general. We ask a legitimate question or bring up a valid point when they make needless/nonsensical changes to well-established and beloved franchises, and what's their response every time? We're sexist/racist/homophobic/blahblahblah. I'm honestly shocked that childish BS got them this far for so long (and allowed them to do so much damage)

  • @Sir_Him
    @Sir_Him 4 місяці тому +161

    Limited Run Games fired a woman for daring to like a tweet.

    • @JSledge825
      @JSledge825 4 місяці тому +35

      Fired a woman over her beliefs and political opinions. If only we had laws based on this making it illegal….

    • @kg888
      @kg888 4 місяці тому +1

      More like for her belief. Not liking a tweet. Said what it is.

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra 4 місяці тому

      @@JSledge825 I thought you guys loved at will employment.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 місяці тому +3

      Is that the company that sent out CD-Rs in their boutique collectors editions? That's some late-stage Lootcrate antics there.

    • @Trid3nt861
      @Trid3nt861 4 місяці тому +13

      That definitely was the woman who some transformer brony (an actual creep who has a suspect history) went through her twitter account and saw she liked JK Rowlings tweets where JK was against bio men being in womens sports.
      She was hired by Eric July and currently works at The Rippaverse.

  • @The_Phoenix_Saga
    @The_Phoenix_Saga 4 місяці тому +76

    And the whole thing gets a firm PASS as far as I'm concerned. It can be as "Woke and gung ho" all it wants - my money will be spent elsewhere.

  • @Zzplys
    @Zzplys 4 місяці тому +200

    Tomb Raider is too far gone to be saved

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 4 місяці тому +19

      We must save her for Melonie

    • @Hear.myvoice
      @Hear.myvoice 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@kittydaddy2023For all of us... But she is gone until TR 4 remastered releases 😅

    • @thebarkingmouse
      @thebarkingmouse 4 місяці тому

      They are going to make her thick waisted with small boobs, an ugly face, blue hair, piercings, tattoos, AND a terrible personality.

    • @Sylvaard
      @Sylvaard 4 місяці тому +13

      Once you have dug yourself a 20ft grave, it's a lot easier to keep digging than climbing out.

    • @TwiStedReality1313
      @TwiStedReality1313 4 місяці тому +5

      She'll be raiding tombs alright.. just not the ones we're used too 😂

  • @ProtoNecron
    @ProtoNecron 4 місяці тому +72

    I love Tomb Raider, but at this point just let it burn.

    • @CGAPU
      @CGAPU 4 місяці тому +8

      I agree. Just like Marvel and DC. New IPs will be created.

    • @Raven777777777777777
      @Raven777777777777777 4 місяці тому +3

      @@CGAPU Exactly. When they start ruining IPs that people loved for decades its time to end it and start over with something new. Problem is that they dont want to do something new. They know the popularity of these IPs and they want to use that to their advantage sliding off on someone else's success.

    • @Ragnar452
      @Ragnar452 4 місяці тому

      ​@@CGAPU They don't have the talent to make new IPs. Otherwise they would not be beating on dead horses with remakes and new games nobody asked for.

    • @CGAPU
      @CGAPU 4 місяці тому

      @@Ragnar452 Perhaps big companies lack this talent now, but most of the most popular IPS were not created by them anyway.

  • @darthgorbag
    @darthgorbag 4 місяці тому +73

    Lara Croft is not a lesbian, she never has been one and never will be one.

    • @derrickbickham1342
      @derrickbickham1342 4 місяці тому +7

      True but they are going to make sure she is, just like Helena from ark wasn't a lesbian but they definitely made sure she was in the series :/

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 4 місяці тому +7

      Lara Croft and the Temple of Perpetual Menstruation

    • @tommieroviadixon2018
      @tommieroviadixon2018 4 місяці тому +2

      My dad loves the trilogies especially Shadow Of Tombraider that's his fave. Dad suffers from Dimentia all he knows are Nathan Drake, Call of Duty and of course Lara. He loves the story lines he likes to help solve the puzzles. But I will hate it if they turn this Tombraider like the last of us game Lara isn't a lesbian😠. Totally ridiculous 🙄 urgh I won't be getting it from what you described.
      I'll stick with the other one's that I and dad love.
      Thank you for your info much appreciated❤

    • @Annachank
      @Annachank 4 місяці тому

      Shes more like an asexual, she doesnt cares about romantic relationships, she only cares about relics

    • @PassionataDance
      @PassionataDance 2 місяці тому +1

      Lara crofts sexual preferences is nobody's business. She's too busy raiding tombs to care.

  • @georginagiethoorn6543
    @georginagiethoorn6543 4 місяці тому +42

    #SaveLaraCroft

  • @3Storms
    @3Storms 4 місяці тому +43

    The future of the Tomb Raider we knew lies in TRLE level creators maintaining the spirit of the originals. There is nothing else.

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 4 місяці тому +34

    A mentor of a diverse group... Oh God, no...
    They are not leaving a single franchise alive. They hate you, and all what brings joy to your life.

  • @AyaWetts
    @AyaWetts 4 місяці тому +23

    "Crystal Dynamics doesn't understand Lara Croft" ... I do not agree. I think they understand her fine, they just hate her and want to change her.

    • @SuperMeatHands
      @SuperMeatHands 4 місяці тому +1

      Would make sense, as how else will they know to make something that is as far removed from Lara as they possibly can without understanding her and the Classic games.

  • @royalnovember66
    @royalnovember66 4 місяці тому +17

    The irony of wokies demanding more girl boss characters but when they encounter a true OG girl boss in Lara Croft they immediately turn her into the most generic rpg character 😂😂😂

    • @BlackCroft666
      @BlackCroft666 4 місяці тому

      Well they can't handle well written female leads or even femme fatals. Theyonly can handle their version of ugly, masculine, unlikable and boring Mary Sues.

    • @supertajnykana8146
      @supertajnykana8146 4 місяці тому

      I don't understand why everywhere in games or movies we see those strong man like girlbosses but Lara became a whiny little girl

  • @_birdie
    @_birdie 4 місяці тому +50

    Phoebe Waller bridge being involved w the tomb raider show says everything u need to know about what they think of the character, what they’ll focus on + what direction they’ll probably take w the general Tomb Raider story and world, and it tells us exactly what they will be doing to “fix” her.
    We’ve just seen this way too many times before. It’s basically a science at this point.

    • @douglasmonroe7417
      @douglasmonroe7417 4 місяці тому +2

      Phoebe Waller Bridge just doesn't fit the role of Lara Croft. I pictured Kate Beckinsale in her prime as Lara Croft. She's was one of the positives of Underworld. Her and Bill Nye. The movie for the most part is a tad overrated. It's not a bad film. I just don't watch it. I'm not a diehard Vampire fan. Not like my youngest sister anyways.

    • @youtubasoarus
      @youtubasoarus 4 місяці тому

      Yup, a science of ignoring the source material and inserting some sort of crap agenda seeking nonsense that makes little sense.

    • @samuel5591
      @samuel5591 4 місяці тому +6

      Whether Pheobe appears in it or not, her involvement in any way means it's already fucked.

    • @douglasmonroe7417
      @douglasmonroe7417 4 місяці тому

      @@samuel5591 Yeah. Unfortunately that's been the series in a nutshell for some time. Like I said in my main comment, I'm just glad my favorite game series didn't suffer the same fate. They had one last game that absolutely no one played. Metal Gear Survive. They're trying to bring it back with the MGS3 remake and Konami isn't the best with remakes. One because remakes nowadays tend to bastardize everything great about the original with it's woke agenda. But also they tried back in 2004 with MGS Twin Snakes. Some series just need to RIP. It's like they're taking the corpse of the series and making it a puppeteer.

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 місяці тому +2

      @@douglasmonroe7417 she’s not playing Lara Croft. She’s on the production side of things. But yes underworld-era Kate Beckinsale is perfect. Dunno who I’d pick right now though…
      Dear God can u imagine Phoebe as Lara… yikes. I mean her appearance in Solo was painful to watch. Literally my least favorite and most insufferable character in any movie in history. I’d legit take Admiral Holdo, Captain Marvel, or warrior Galadriel over her damn character any day haha.

  • @saikimayu
    @saikimayu 4 місяці тому +27

    They tried to kill Lara in Last Revelation to stop this from happening. That makes it canon that Woke Lara is a zombie imposter.

    • @AeternalisSanguis
      @AeternalisSanguis 4 місяці тому +4

      That's not why. It's was due to being overworked for years at Core.

    • @saikimayu
      @saikimayu 4 місяці тому +2

      @@AeternalisSanguis Toby was also unhappy with what corporate was doing with Lara as a character (he designed her). His main problem was with how she was being turned into a pinup girl for advertising purposes, but I don't get the impression he'd be happy with the current direction either.
      She was his baby and he didn't like people just taking her and trying to change her.

  • @ChewieBabyTW
    @ChewieBabyTW 4 місяці тому +60

    Almost like they are just going out of their way to be gross with Larry Croft.

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk 4 місяці тому +4

      It's like that with every major franchise now. If it's a female lead, expect them to turn her into a pursuer of the clam buffet and make her insufferable, snarky, and cringe. If it's a male lead, expect them to emasculate him and have him replaced by a POC female who is also a connoisseur of clams (like they did with Gears of War and The Last of Us). It's all a demoralisation ritual at this point.

  • @neamraven
    @neamraven 4 місяці тому +12

    Stellar Blade reminds me of everything we've lost with Tomb Raider. Everything we've lost with the defeminization of Lara Croft. That game makes me feel as if I was playing Tomb Raider back in the good old days.

  • @gamer-8955
    @gamer-8955 4 місяці тому +20

    The point of Lara Crofts character and the original Tomb Raider story was for Lara to be an adventurer, nothing more. She wasnt meant to preserve ancient relics and pass them back to the countries they came from. In her original back story, she had learned from her aeroplane accident in the Himalayas, that there was more to life than aristocratic life and shallow socialite ways. She had discovered what it really means to survive harsh environments on your own. She learned how it feels to accomplish the seemingly impossible. It gave her a thrill to know she was capable of defying the odds. She was already fluent in a dozen languages due to her extensive tutelage through school and her days with Von Croy. She had a taste for adventure and archaeology from a young age, but it was the Himalayas that made her finally see that she would have to defy her parents demands in order to live a more fullfilled life. To Lara, those artefacts were hers. She was going to have them and no man or beast was going to stand in the way of that. During her aristocratic upbringing, she was always doing or trying to be what the socialites expected from her. Lara was a strong, independent woman. She always worked alone. She was not lonely. And just because someone chooses life, learning and adventure, doesnt mean she is a lesbian. Why cant we have a fantasy figure? Why she gotta be traumatised or obsessed or have some mental illness? Why cant she be the inspiration she always used to be, just because she can? Why does there have to be some deep, depressing underlying reason for her desire for adventure and cultural artefacts and cultural history? Why cant she do it just coz she wants? Why does it suddenly have to be because daddy fkin did it? Why cant she have her own mind, her own desires and her own drive? Women like that do exist ya know.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 4 місяці тому +8

    We want a Tomb Raider game, not a game that's put in its Tomb.

  • @03chrisv
    @03chrisv 4 місяці тому +56

    My wife is a HUGE Tomb Raider fan, she loved the 90s games on PS1, loves the remake made on the PS2 (TR: Anniversary) and even the movies starring Angelina Jolie... She's so heartbroken over the recent news.

    • @Raven777777777777777
      @Raven777777777777777 4 місяці тому +4

      Its shame what all these IPs are becoming these days. I dont know if it was on more platforms or just PC but there is Tomb Raider Ultimate Edition, not sure if its still being sold somewhere but i got it for cheap and it includes all 5 original Tomb Raider games, Angel of Darkness, Legend, Anniversary and Underworld. Its one collection to remember what was great about good old days.

  • @alpineredneck
    @alpineredneck 4 місяці тому +20

    I'll remember and treasure classic Lara. Good times.

  • @__-fi6xg
    @__-fi6xg 4 місяці тому +23

    if i was a betting man, id say the studio is about to get dissolved after a terrible launch day/ week.

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 4 місяці тому +10

    Remember when Tomb Raider was about Raiding Ancient Artifacts, possibly in Tombs? Strange time we live in.

    • @alecday3775
      @alecday3775 4 місяці тому +1

      Pepperidge Farms remembers....

  • @aritakayuki7885
    @aritakayuki7885 4 місяці тому +33

    CJ - Awwww S*** Here we go again....

  • @iambetterthanu
    @iambetterthanu 4 місяці тому +12

    I'm sure Phoebe Slammed-into-a-Wall-or-Bridge will bring the same movie magic that made Indiana Jones 5 a smash hit.

  • @Neopulse00
    @Neopulse00 4 місяці тому +5

    This depresses me. Guess I'm gonna stick to the remasters. Gotta play III now.

  • @hanstenbrinke9207
    @hanstenbrinke9207 4 місяці тому +4

    They made Lara hire a DEI consultancy? How very meta.

  • @TheRealPots
    @TheRealPots 4 місяці тому +9

    *"When you become a friend of everyone you're the enemy of yourself."* _- Mike Tyson._

    • @alexanderarieatas8230
      @alexanderarieatas8230 4 місяці тому

      I should stop being friends with edimyontv because I don't know this envious stranger and he forces me into things I disliked and prevents me from harassing anyone or attacking them for attacking me without caring about my feelings and respecting my sacrifice. Even Medicholic, Amala and Vara cause they are all toxic tricksters who wants to attack mr saying that black, kids and women are bad when in reality they are misunderstood, empathetic and neutral.

  • @AndrewR15
    @AndrewR15 4 місяці тому +25

    Kara Lynn didn't deserve that treatment. I support her all the way and I'll back you up on this as well Melonie.

  • @badghosttv
    @badghosttv 4 місяці тому +13

    Just give her purple hair and make her a trans and get it over with crystal dynamics, we know its coming

  • @Dracounguis
    @Dracounguis 4 місяці тому +7

    Crystal Dynamics made the crappy Avengers game (which should have been an easy home run) and lost Square Enix millions. Why is anybody letting them work on anything important?

  • @davidbateleur8357
    @davidbateleur8357 4 місяці тому +5

    The main problem that Crystal Dynamics has with a new Lara Croft game is they have decided that the main foundation block to build the game is Laras identity. They have decided Laras identity FIRST and they are trying to build a game out from that identity. That is simply a dumb place to start and is the reason this game will 100% fail.
    The correct place to start building Laras next game is simply the world shes going to inhabit.

  • @saltlakesuperman
    @saltlakesuperman 4 місяці тому +4

    Lara getting replaced by and Indian girl? All we ever wanted was Velma the Artifact Protector. RIP anything good.

  • @Essex__
    @Essex__ 4 місяці тому +16

    Just play the old Tomb Raider games, simple.

    • @RanDAss
      @RanDAss 4 місяці тому

      And dislike the HELL out the teaser trailer. 😂

    • @Annachank
      @Annachank 4 місяці тому +1

      I already do that, i play the Remasters almost everyday 😊

  • @path4word622
    @path4word622 4 місяці тому +11

    Modern lara is worse than modern sonic.

    • @jimimack7298
      @jimimack7298 4 місяці тому +1

      Is Sonic a lesbian now?

    • @hazeydaze8396
      @hazeydaze8396 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jimimack7298
      Shut up, you're gonna give them idea's ​

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 4 місяці тому +5

    #SaveLaraCroft

    • @Hear.myvoice
      @Hear.myvoice 4 місяці тому +1

      I only see the scene in Angel of Darkness when Lara walks into the darkness 🥹

  • @keaganthegreat
    @keaganthegreat 4 місяці тому +3

    Don't waste money on Limited Run Games. They fire people for not loving the troons...

  • @chaosinfusion8127
    @chaosinfusion8127 4 місяці тому +6

    Agree. Skill trees in Tomb Raider are nonsensical. They made even less sense in the reboot where you had to level her from 0 in each game, even though she had ostensibly developed skills in the previous game.

  • @daviddamasceno6063
    @daviddamasceno6063 4 місяці тому +8

    I will ignore any Tomb Raider release that is not another remaster from Aspyr.

  • @JSledge825
    @JSledge825 4 місяці тому +10

    It’s all designed to make us all mad. It’s all government and the powers beyond them changing every IP up. The Devil has his hands in everything.
    Also the same thing is starting to open up with Warhammer. My favorite IP at the moment.

  • @R0d_1984
    @R0d_1984 4 місяці тому +7

    Old school Lara, no tat's - Beautiful.

  • @lunarkrueger3341
    @lunarkrueger3341 4 місяці тому +2

    If we save EVE From Steller Blade. Save Laura Croft
    Down with the woke.
    Sign the petition for Save Stellar Blade
    Sign the petition to end Kotaku
    Lets end this

  • @gomeettupoc50cent
    @gomeettupoc50cent 4 місяці тому +8

    So glad we have Stellar Blade!

    • @Spirited282
      @Spirited282 4 місяці тому

      So very glad it is selling out in Japan and doing very well around the world despite the bs from Sony, must be infuriating the woke which is fantastic.

  • @AnthonyGuerrino_aka_TonyMoro
    @AnthonyGuerrino_aka_TonyMoro 4 місяці тому +3

    Time to just completely give up on Tomb Raider entirely Melonie. It’s the new Disney Star Wars. Both franchises have been destroyed for good.
    We’ll always have the original classics!

  • @Dracounguis
    @Dracounguis 4 місяці тому +6

    Lara Croft just turning into Captain Planet.

  • @tomtomdishman4029
    @tomtomdishman4029 4 місяці тому +2

    Woke it's taking over. No wonder Yeshua is coming back to cleanse the Earth of sin.

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 4 місяці тому +2

    So Lara is supposed to be acting the victim of society. Typical woke

  • @paulwoodford1984
    @paulwoodford1984 4 місяці тому +5

    We have the remasters. That’s all i need. i don’t care about anything else.

  • @melindamercier6811
    @melindamercier6811 4 місяці тому +4

    NON-lethal combat?! Oh dear goodness… 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @starrk7158
    @starrk7158 4 місяці тому +2

    simple, we vote with our wallets. We don't buy the games and we don't watch the series.

  • @DnDandVideoGames
    @DnDandVideoGames 4 місяці тому +7

    I use to be excited about open world games, now that "open world" simple means low effort, it's a interest killing tag for games.

  • @karlarvidson9616
    @karlarvidson9616 4 місяці тому +4

    #NotMyLara

  • @michalotto5444
    @michalotto5444 4 місяці тому +4

    Still the woke folk don't learn.

  • @BlueKoshinomi8
    @BlueKoshinomi8 4 місяці тому +2

    It really sucks to be a Tomb Raider fan these days. I moved on to stellar blade.

  • @DraegosG
    @DraegosG 4 місяці тому +4

    How many times are they going to retcon/destroy Lara Croft.....

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 4 місяці тому +5

    I remember when 2013 came out so many of the reviews I saw started with some variation of "I was never a Tomb Raider fan but this game is amazing!" I knew then that Tomb Raider was dead and was never coming back. Tomb Raider needs to be taken away from CD and given to someone who actually wants to make Tomb Raider games.

    • @BlackCroft666
      @BlackCroft666 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't forget "Woohoo no big boobs". That was everywhere.

    • @firstknight117
      @firstknight117 3 місяці тому

      I wasn't staring at Lara's chest the entire time I was playing the 2013 version. However, her chest was certainly above average size, and honestly it didn't matter to me either way. I just enjoyed the game and story. But that was 2013. Who knows what we'll get now...

  • @DarkMagicianMayu
    @DarkMagicianMayu 4 місяці тому +3

    I just hope Crystal Dynamics next game doesn't sell at all. At least I know I'm not buying, I'm happy with my remasters.

  • @MCCiabattaGrande
    @MCCiabattaGrande 4 місяці тому +7

    Bro Kurtiss Trent will be 11/10 the evil Tomb Raider stealing artefacts and such evil shit....

    • @oOtwEEdleDeeOo
      @oOtwEEdleDeeOo 4 місяці тому +1

      I totally can see that one coming. My poor Kurtis.

  • @LARA2MECroft
    @LARA2MECroft 4 місяці тому +7

    Love the way you break it down''stay safe

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 4 місяці тому +4

    Omg that story sounds so eye rolling

  • @Giovanna8782
    @Giovanna8782 4 місяці тому +4

    We could start a crowdfunding to buy the rights of Tomb Raider?

  • @willpower8061
    @willpower8061 4 місяці тому +1

    Ugh...it all sounds like more garbage npc fanfic.
    The name Tomb Raider tells one everything you need to know and expect....but clearly wont get.

  • @TheBitishDragon
    @TheBitishDragon 4 місяці тому +2

    Tomb Raider Like so many other legacy IP's are currently held and abused by people that dont care about the franchise and have no passion for the product itself.

  • @claudiegarnier4560
    @claudiegarnier4560 4 місяці тому +2

    What is happening to gaming? What is happening to our society ?

  • @douglasmonroe7417
    @douglasmonroe7417 4 місяці тому +1

    At this point, I ain't the least bit surprised. They've been trying to bastardize the TR series for some time. Can I just say that I'm glad my favorite series, MGS died when it did outside of Metal Gear Survive? I absolutely refuse to play Survive because there's no Metal Gear in it, no Snake to play as, A generic Zombie survival game with base building, and monetization, micro transactions, and having to pay to create a new save file. They did peak my curiosity of The MGS3 remake. But I'm cautious, partly because they could wokifiy it. But also because their last remake, MGS Twin Snakes wasn't that good. Keep your fingers crossed.

  • @Kirivera
    @Kirivera 4 місяці тому +4

    We need to make sure these remasters sell well. I did my part.

    • @Annachank
      @Annachank 4 місяці тому +1

      It is selling well, it sold 2 million on steam alone. But they never say anything about other consoles, and i saw that its selling better on Playstation and Nintendo

  • @Fickji
    @Fickji 4 місяці тому +3

    Well, the good news is that if Crystal Dynamics go full Saints Row on Tomb Raider we won't have to worry about any more bad Tomb Raider news for a while. We might not have to worry about Crystal Dynamics as a company anymore either.

  • @Cruxics
    @Cruxics 4 місяці тому +2

    Pretty sure LRG is now a part of Embracer Group and opperting under new management.

  • @TheYukiTsuki
    @TheYukiTsuki 4 місяці тому +1

    This new Tomb Raider is going to be "DOA" or utter trash. You cannot have a Tomb Raider and not have her be a Tomb Raider, it is just stupid and I am not looking forward to paying to do 1,000 fetch quests for chars that come off as lazy or having to put up with the Woke ass companions.

  • @cackoocacho1629
    @cackoocacho1629 4 місяці тому +1

    Bad news for Tomb Raider. It must be.............. any day of the week.
    When was the last time this franchise had some good news? I think I was still in high school.
    Mel, foxy as ever. 😘

  • @iNINJAgamer
    @iNINJAgamer 4 місяці тому +2

    A trilogy? I don’t think we can withstand a trilogy, let alone the next installment. 😭 bad timing to be a Lara fan… classic Lara that is.

  • @rynnb1983
    @rynnb1983 4 місяці тому +1

    Only thing I want is Last Revelation and Chronicles remastered and a port of the legend trilogy to switch and I'm done with Tomb Raider....at this point ill be done with gaming entirely. I guess it's best we all remember Lara for the way she was.

  • @Particle_Ghost
    @Particle_Ghost 4 місяці тому +1

    Makes me happy, more money I can save by not buying woke trash, also I don't pay for streaming, it's all a joke.

  • @bond77581
    @bond77581 4 місяці тому +4

    “It belongs in a museum!”

  • @StorytellerDan
    @StorytellerDan 4 місяці тому +3

    Well, what a friggin' surprise! Who DIDN'T see this BS coming a million miles away!
    Sick of this!

  • @byronrodriguez6820
    @byronrodriguez6820 4 місяці тому +1

    Definitely won’t be buying this game. The developers need to stick with the cannon and source material of the original games. Lara Croft needs to look like LC from the original games and not be dumbed down due to DEI woke agendas. There should be no identity politics in the game etc etc. Gamers need to speak with their wallets and ensure this game is a financial and commercial disaster and that another studio gets closed down. We need to rid the gaming space of all DEI content. Make games for the gamers, make games for the fans and not some ideological crap that no one wants and cares for. Boycott the new Tomb Raider

  • @SSJ4Vegiito
    @SSJ4Vegiito 4 місяці тому +3

    Crystal DEInamics

  • @sonny_71
    @sonny_71 4 місяці тому +1

    Go woke go broke that will go on there tomb😂☠️
    But ngl why they keep focusing on like 1% or less off the ppl its mad to me like no1 gives a fuck about all this

  • @AaronVillarreal-i7p
    @AaronVillarreal-i7p 4 місяці тому +1

    It's gonna be a joke like Fallout, I'd say bigger, but even the writers think Fallout is one big joke from beginning to end 😂

  • @NaughtyJuri
    @NaughtyJuri 4 місяці тому +1

    Just boycott crystal TR stuff speak with your wallet and buy the Original and remastered

  • @jimcarrey2866
    @jimcarrey2866 4 місяці тому +1

    If it was 5y ago CD would get away with it again, there was free money everywhere. Now they actually have to make a good game to make money. They're fucked. I hope the IP is handed to that team that did the remastered

  • @0x8badbeef
    @0x8badbeef 4 місяці тому +1

    A trouble with their plan is she is no longer a raider which Tomb Raider is a misleading title. Also gaming didn't used to be about sex. By making the point that she is a lesbian says the game is about sex. Otherwise why bother to mention it. It would not be relevant.

  • @alvinpeterson1039
    @alvinpeterson1039 4 місяці тому +2

    So basically they retcon her Origin Story Completely and Backstory and Her personality....so Lara Croft is just a name now.....I'll miss you Lara Croft.

  • @primusstovis3704
    @primusstovis3704 4 місяці тому +1

    As soon as you mentioned Phoebe Waller Bridge - just going on her past record, you know that it has already failed.

  • @histerical90
    @histerical90 4 місяці тому +1

    What the hell is this? They could've just invent a new character not ruin a whole francise...

  • @Kat1kafka
    @Kat1kafka 4 місяці тому +1

    Square Enix never should've sold off tomb raider

  • @AlphonsoFrett-xz6pi
    @AlphonsoFrett-xz6pi 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks again for pointing out the hypocrisy I appreciate your hard work

  • @Floppy-1235
    @Floppy-1235 4 місяці тому +1

    Tomb raiders needs Laura to be Ru Paul.
    I have given up on all franchise.

  • @mattmoss6121
    @mattmoss6121 4 місяці тому +5

    As a father of a teenage daughter, Melonie Mac gives me hope for the younger generation. ✝️💪🔥🎸🎶🕺🎉🙏🇺🇲

    • @bitwize
      @bitwize 4 місяці тому +2

      Melonie Mac is around your age, mate. Gens Z and Alpha are still up shit creek unless something changes fast.

    • @mattmoss6121
      @mattmoss6121 4 місяці тому

      @@bitwize I'm 52.

    • @deathnote939393
      @deathnote939393 4 місяці тому

      Man she really aged well.