jared dines and austin dickey make bad life choices!
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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My favorite thing from these videos--
Austin: *dry heaves numerous times* "That's actually not that bad"
My favorite part was the mega burps
Dickey: *Makes face of disgust* "Hey it's not that bad" *Dry heaves*
"My body knows it just took in chunks" - Austin Dickey
Brady Queen TTNG nice bro. Check out piglet if u haven't heard of them
Ethan Breeden oh piglet are fantastic! Too good
Brady Queen fuck yeah dude have you seen them play at that house party
Ethan Breeden haven't actually. I probably should tho shouldnt I?
the the ya bro for sure it's really good
You guys really need to come out with a cook book. Like all of Austin's recipes and all the drinks you guys have made. It would be a huge seller
Thats an incentive on their patreon, if they get enough they'll turn the dining with dickey dishes into a cookbook.
Yes
YES! That's such a good idea!
If they made one with all the good drinks I'd buy it
you should take clips of every time austin gags and make breakdowns to them lmao
I was thinking somewhat similarly, that it sounded like breakdowns more than gags
Jesus Christ your onto something
I just imagine the drummer ripping on the China cymbal and Austin is just UKK ELCH UUUUG GAAAH
Three years later I’m still down for a breakdown compilation or something lol
@@johnhowe8424 holy shit this was 3 years ago?
6:44 Austin briefly opens a portal to hell
I love your Logo slipknot is awesome
That burp
Nice logo. I love slipknot
*nearly vomits* "its actually not that bad"
Unrelated to this video, I recently got a hamster and when she uses her wheel it keeps me up. Tonight, it sounds like a deathcore drummer. Yesterday it was more like soft rock/stoner rock. Thought this was the appropriate channel to say it.
Record that shit please UwU
lol
"An oatmeal cookie on top, it feels like I'm fingering poop"
MatthewsTrueShow
LMAO
Someone should do a video replacing "bleugh" in songs with Austins gags, like the one at 4:41
DO YOU SEE THIS GUYS?
Someone’s gotta make that Lol
I come back to watch periodically when I’m stoned just to see Jared’s first drink because it glows and reminds me of a lava lamp. And you guessed it. That’s why I’m here today 😂
4:41 Austin's Demonic possession
4:40 Austin's eyes 😂😂😂
The demonic possession
6:15 dickey is now realizing he will not have a good time
The title of the video is the story of my life.
Nirvana Trash it's an amazing coincidence that your life story is called "Jared dines and Austin dickey make bad life choices (puke warning)".......
Nirvana Trash same 😂😂
Tomer Avira lol ikr must be anorexic or something
There be no recipes in the description Djared. Tsk Tsk Tsk
okaaaaaay sorrryyyyyyy BUT they are all read out loud as we drink them!!
The DickeyDines Show any measurements though? I'd like to try the real Abominable drag queen
CallMeDarky11 same
CallMeDarky11 I doubt they recorded the measurements. I would just experiment.
As they were reading the recipes, I actually wrote them down
I feel like these videos are just an excuse for Austin to just drink guilt-free
Was having a really bad day with online school so I made Mac n cheese and watched this instead. A nice throwback
“Tastes like an Orange Julius from Dairy Queen” - Austin Dickey the most logical man alive.
"If you want recipes check the description" *description is just a bunch of twitter and facebook links*
H.p. lovecake is an incomprehensible flavor like cthulhu in the deep
SlindyInfinity Lord of the sea He described it as drinking a void, which, I think, would have been a lot better of a name
Taking shots whenever Austin gags and says "it's not that bad" or dry heaves is a drinking game in itself
These are my favorite kinds of videos. Fucking great
*dry heaves* Oh hey that’s really good.
Hammer Smashed Face:
1 shot of tequila,
1 shot of grey goose vodka,
Some Cotton Candy Bang energy drink,
And 1 shot of Budweiser.
Then smash the bottle with a hammer
Sound honestly not that bad. Imma try it
@@wyattroberts5774 it's got a good taste. ^~^
@@picklezz1892 sounds Like it
Yuck ... The cotton candy energy drink are the worst!#
You guys really seem to like getting demonetized
C-Funk but first he needs to talk about Robot Wars...
war robots
C-Funk I don't think that they care
Hence the patreon link lol but who really cares the amount of views google..I mean youtube wants compared to how much you get is retarded, I'd rather work at at McDonald's ONLY scraping out the grease pit in the hot sun, I think it's $100 usd per 100,000 views and 1000 likes.
Likes have nothing to do with revenue, but it is close to $1/1,000 views.
i appreciate y'all for drinking miserably so i can pick and choose what you like (or don't spew up) so i can drink comfortably. true heros
4:41 nice metal scream
"Tropical slimer or slimer on vacation" is literally what the first 1 should be called.
When you get a 'Texas school of bartenders' ad right before the video. 😂😂😂
I haven’t seen this since it came out and I am CRYING. 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm half through the video, and I ask myself, will there be a shoenice and a hillery in those??
I swear you can tell Austin is already super lit from the very beginning. He's my hero
Who noticed Jared wearing a panic at the disco tee shirt
dickey: wretching every organ of his body up
also Dickey:its not that bad
One of my favorites: the Royal Tail
1 Shot Crown Apple
1 Tsp Honey
3 Shots Strawberry Kiwi fruit juice
I think a lot of these cream-based things would be better if you kept it cold until tasting, with a strong whisking/shaking when prep.
Tony's little giggle throughout the whole video Is amazing
H.P. Lovecake tastes like drinking a void. That’s kind of perfect.
The Woodshop
1 1/2 - 2 Shots of Bourbon
Fill roughly half the glass with Vernors soda. (other ginger beer style sodas may work, I just happened to use Vernors.) It actually tastes like wood, yet it’s surprisingly bot bad.
Hence the name, The Woodshop
6:15 Best reaction I've seen all day
It's not a dickey dines show taste test without a bucket for Austin
Ray Heathcock i neeeeeds muh puke bucket
One of my favorite videos from these guys
And I thought your content couldn’t get any better.......
Love your guys content! (No homo tho)
Sup guys, I was one of the first 100 subs on this channel and wanted to tell you that I've been watching for a super long time and think that you guys are awesome and hilarious and to keep doing what you're doing!
You guys make me laugh so hard. Thanks for putting these videos up. You guys rock \m/
Greetings from the Netherlands.
6:51
Jared: Ooh, daddy..
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS??
Dickeys’ gag face had me rolling.🤣🤣
I can’t believe this was 5 years ago…I remember when this came out
Dickey rocking the mars attacks shirt, fuck yeah. That movies ridiculous, I love it haha.
1:20 Dickey.exe has stopped working
What a great video to watch after making some mistakes
4:38 Austins Face Is Priceless!
Skip to 16:30 and set your speed to .5 and just wait.
Nothing happened
@@zineyboi5021 jareds burp
They sound do fucking wasted lol
The neon green one on jareds side looks kinda rad ngl
1 part bleach, 2 parts Molson Canadian
6:15 the way Austin says,”Look how thick that is.” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
You guys remind me of two of the greatest friends I ever had. They had a goodbye get together for me when I moved states at one point - when I moved back, they ignored me at all angles.
It's awesome to see the dickeydines show back
6:18 austin became chris griffin
Austins burps are fucking gnarly
5:15 close your eyes kids
Hell yeah regular uploads
Who remembers them doing this in 2016
Does anyone know what they say at 17:02? It sounds familiar to me but I can’t think of what it reminds me of?
*b r o w n s m e g m a*
Jared: ok let's see our little number 2 here
Me: then why didn't you get the brown one
the neon green one jered made looks great on camera
Came for metal, stayed for all the bullshit you do.😂
This is what I was looking for on UA-cam, no clickbait, no trends, just people having fun fucking around.
Jared sounds sick
I used to make a drink called “The Inedible Hulk,” two shots of New Amsterdam and then fill the cup with blue gatorade and lemonade so it turns green. It was actually pretty decent for how simple it was.
11:14 Careless Whisper by Wham starts playing in my head LMFAO
what you need to do with the brown smegma is strain it so that you get all the chunks out, it'd probably be great after that
maybe through a nut milk bag or some cheesecloth
you guys should sample sounds from this for next album
The dickeydines show(that i jared introduce and talk most of the time for)
3:50 this is just hilarious
Did anyone notice that every time Austin gagged his eyes roll back
11:16 best couple out there
Lol did you guys re-title the video or something. Whys this showing up all over my feed again, I saw this so long ago
The Gator
2 shots of Bombay Saphaire (or which ever gin you prefer)
1 shot of Simply Lemonade
1.5 shots of Rockstar Hardcore Apple
Light Ice, a very refreshing drink for those who like gin.
3:36 Jared sounds so proud of it lmao
6:15
Got names for Tony’s drinks.
1. The Ginger with Big Cherries
2. BBC
12:46 DO NOT MENTION MY OLD JOB EVER AGAIN
Tony looks like the master of torture in the thumbnail
The facebook notification sound though
Boys Boys Boys...the puking has been a long time coming. this...is what the dicky dines show is about!!!!
Spicy lil thang part two?
Congrats on 100k!
Sex with sandpaper? Probably one of the most brutal names I've ever heard of for a drink.
you CANNOT go wrong with Henry Weinhards. I think it's the best soda out there.
Dickey needs his own line of Puke Buckets
6:44 & 8:39 the demons were braking through 😂
15:04 austns face
They don't make it anymore, but I made a Pitch Dark Shot, with a quarter Bacardi 151 rum (the one they stopped making was Bacardi), quarter Fireball, Quarter UV Blue, and Quarter Sour Punch Smirnoff Vodka. I thought it was pretty good, but I was also really drunk.
My favorite drink is called a push-up
It's made in a solo cup
It's a mixture of vodka, orange juice, and big red (that a soda if you haven't heard of it)
There's no exact measurements... because my aunt made mine and she put probably a shot of big red, two shots orange juice and the rest of the solo cup is filled with vodka
Give a shot to sth I like to call the black death: espresso, 2 shots of dark rum and garnish with black pepper
Also when you make drinks with milk or cream and it coagulates strain it through cheesecloth
Vodka, pepper, salt, vinegar, popcorn cheese, spray butter, soy sauce, hot sauce, a little wine, lemon juice, with some beer.
Literally the worst taste ever
I was catching up in the middle of the arguing one! Lol
I am so happy Austin brought up Mystery Team