"5 SECOND RULE" GAME WITH FRIENDS (HILARIOUS)!!!
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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New metal genre: post-grapefruit
I Do Not See Stars Infant Annihilator's new vocalist, Dickie Allen, borders on post-grapefruit.
I can't wait for post grapecore
Technical Grapefruit
"Stuff me with that stuffing"
-Jared 2016
Dai-yja McCurty lol u have 69 likes
Anyone here from 2018
Wow. 2016 was 5 years ago
I've played this game with my family including aunts and uncles. Word of advice it's not something to play with your elderly relatives because the amount of swearing it induces is probably enough to cut you out of the will. When asked "3 things to not do in a library" my brother's first answer was "shit on the floor". Obviously true but not exactly what my catholic aunt was expecting to hear.
Dickeys answers are pure gold
YES!! He's so funny😂
He's always the funny one.
Random person: Hey jared how are you?
Jared: A bugs life!
Random person: 0.o ........
30lbs of boost_jpg toot
You guys should play Cards Against Humanity next
YES
+Daniel Jenkins This.
This is an excellent idea.
Do it guys!
+Daniel Jenkins This is an amazing idea
That'd be fucking awesome
fuck yeah
12:50 "Ok... whatever helps you get over your hangover" Underrated line.
Zesty is my spirit animal.
The dude with the mustache is totally stoned lol
Him and Jared
Plays wooden guitars, can't name trees.
The irony XD
Plays wooden drums
ebony mahogany and teak are all trees right?
no they are woods not trees thats why oak wood comes from oak trees
me an intellectual: *Laughs in Minecraft*
When Austin said he gets made fun of everytime there's a guest he just looked so mad I died of laughter at your face during it 😂
the one wearing a hat looks questionable
What you did there... I see it
+Goofy GooberInc yes, only I know who is the questionable one... 🙃
ChainsawHands The chubby leprechaun who called Bill Nye a liberal.
ChainsawHands lol at the fact they're all wearing hats
Tony's comment about Bill Nye "Bill Nye's a fucking liberal, so shut the fuck up" xD
Ya, that kind of pissed me off
It didn't piss me off, I just thought it was a funny moment
Ya. I guess I am just a liberal hippie, and took defense. Whatever XD
+Adie Stone lol
I'm an anarchist.
Can we get a shirt that says "I Know My Soups Okay?"
Tony's beard is magnificent.
Ikr
when Jared starts to name pies, shit had me dead💀 “apple PAAI cookies and cream PAAI cherry PAAI pumpkin PAAAI”
Stayed up till 2:15 watching you guys. Favorite youtube duo by far.
Zach Rickett same till 3. I watched the chef dickey vids
Holly shit, first time I see Austin without a jeans jacket on!
Vest*
+Addicted2Guitar2 Open your eyes ..
Raphael RBZ Look up to the skies and see
im just a poor boy
+_HERO_GUITAR _ I need no sympathy
if I was ever a guest, I'd be nice to you Austin
1:43 Oak, Maple, Spruce. Minecraft taught me well.
"Name three fluff plugins" killed me lmfao
y'all should group up and play drunk never have I ever. it's like normal never have I ever but instead of putting up fingers you take shots
14:10 When your home city is mentioned on the worlds most legendary show :D
Super Hat Bros
"And that fat gay guy" oh I didn't know Austin was an opera singer
Kita Tronic the roast level is over 9000
Elton John? Is that who he was referring too.
😂😂😂
Pavarotti maybe?
favorite part was when Austin says "sell your soul" like god damn how did no one call that out XD
I have never laughed so hard at a channel more than this one. Keep it up!
"Do me, Austin, do me!"
-Jared Dines
Don't know about you guys, but I dig that
I LoLed at Fluff plugins ^^
When Austin got asked to name 3 homes all I could think of was
"A BROKEN HOME!"
ya know... from his band and
stuff
You gotta get fluff to play this game with you guys, I wanna see him crack up and laugh his ass off
So glad you dudes made this channel, fucking hilarious!
Let's be honest
As a guy from Soviet Russia I can tell you that 6:23 Furcostco (or whatever that was) is NOT a Russian name
Thank you for letting us know in the title that this video would be hilarious. I would have never figured that out without it.
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH TONY AND ZESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great video though it was quite entertaining and I found myself laughing quite a bit. Keep making awesome content Jared!
when ur name is too edgy
10:20 That bulimia joke was greag
*great
Yknow you can edit your comment buster
"Paul Potts, Andrea Bocelli and that fat gay guy." I lost it...
These are so funny. Deserves so much more views.
1:29 IM KINKSHAMING JARED
i am jared in this situation
+shramo jamo lmao boi
"Name three polite phrases" literally everyone forgot THANK YOU. Lmao
Jared, that inbred joke on star wars was good. You deserved more than an awkward silence
Please do more videos with all of you guys!!! I couldn't stop laughing!
the timer isnt the only thing that lasts five seconds around dickey.
Please put the timer sound in a song.
DOES IT DJENT?
The up sound reminds me of the synth lead-in for 'Du Hast'
@@calamitous_999 Holy shit, you're right. 😂
Jared. You are a drummer too. Maple Oak Birch Gum come on man! Lol
Love the shirt, Zesty.
Polyphia for the fucking win.
3 Rod Stewart songs? "Forever Young", "Maggie May" and "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"!
Also to Zesty: Nice Polyphia shirt!
Austin is fucking hilarious, imagine a night out with these guys.
Deborah, everybody's go-to name xD
Zesty: Name Three Fairy Tales
Austin: uhhhhhhhh…
AYYY THAT POLYPHIA SHIRT
Anthony Winchell polyphia is fucking awful
That Polyphia shirt Zesty, amazing instrumental band haha. Just had to point that out hahaha
Yo, Zesty is wearing a Polyphia shirt. Ayeeee
Watching back on this, Austin was engagement ring shopping. He proposed not too long ago.
Zesty reminds me of Scruffy the Janitor
He reminds me of Sean from Thy Art Is Murder when he had a moustache
He looks exactly like the singer from The Safety Fire
We need more!!!
" I thought Mexico was in South America." ~ Zesty
Best quote ever
When he said name 3 Rod Stewart songs, I instantly thought Maggie May, Young Turks and Forever Young.
Mine were Maggie May, Stay With Me and You Wear It Well
I was thinking anorexia for the diet plans 😂😂😂
Having guests makes the show a lot funnier because there are more people to get odd stories from, I'm just not sure Dickey can take anymore bullying though.
Ferdinand was the arch duke of Hungary and Magellan was an explorer lololol
To the wind
Zesty w the Polyphia shirt - respect!
Ferretclaw444 polyphia is fucking awful
Really? You had to say it twice? You should find something to occupy your time.
since you guys like the roasts... in order from Left..
lumberjack Quasimoto, male equivalent of Amy Poehler, methed out Norman Reedus, Chunky homosexual Shia LaBeouf.
Keep up the good work! haa
U need to get tony in like all of your vids he's awesome!!!
Where was Soundcloud at the 3 types of clouds?
You guys should do madlibs
They did
23:43 I'm dead XD
this video had me laughing the enitire time, so enjoyable
Fuckin zesty man xD That dude is awesome
actually the version of forever young you guys thought of is from alphaville
Hats...........
three horses Jared..... stallion, mustang and shire lol
like a lifted Honda hahaha ha
HAHAHA ZOLOFT IS NOT OVER THE COUNTER
Zesty looks like a mixture of Mark the Bagger from Minghags and Blake from Workaholics.
He looks kinda like Sean from Thy Art Is Murder
To me he looks like Toki from Metalocalypse without the long hair.
Since the issue of whether or not Mexico is in the northern hemisphere apparently comes up now and then, remember this simple rule of thumb: the equator goes through Ecuador. It's awesome.
you should do a metal abc clean up song
Zoloft is not over the counter😂
5:42 and 14:55 I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣
"Come on down to the Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks"
These dudes are great! definitely get them in more videos hahaha
Lol dr suse -cat in the hat - of mice and men lmao
The three western movies I immediately thought of were Blazing Saddles, Three Amigos, and Back To The Future Part III
12:55 I knew there was a reason I love Tony.
I deserve to have senpai notice my comment.
Notice me, senpai dickey, and teach me your magnificent cooking ways.
I prefer Itachi buuuut I'll notice you anyway ;) haha
SENPAI DICKEY NOTICED ME
MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE
ily meme master dickey
Give it to me daddy - Jared Dines
Tony,Forever Young is from Alphaville back in 1984.
Simone Orlando I know this is a year old comment but ROD also has a song called Forever young
A BUGS LIFE XD
ill be seeing Polyphia in March!
Hell yeah make more shows like this
Thanks for letting me know it's hilarious
I swear to god Austin is the funniest fucking guy
Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaage, got this uh, new Lamborghini here.
so funny!!! Y'all have me dying over here hahah
That stutter tho 😂
Tempted to mention that Lamborghini is a SUPERCAR (like Ferrari, McLaren or Koenigsegg... Bugatti)
whereas Luxury Car Makers are BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, Jaguar, Range Rover, Lexus, Infinity (Infiniti?) I think the question asked for Luxury Cars, not makers
A sports car would be like a Mustang or that weird Mazda.. the Miatta or whatever...
Anyway, I do love watching these, you guys remind me of my group of friends. I don't want to sound like I am hating, but Cars are a weird thing, so many different "Classes" of cars... So I can't blame anyone for not knowing about them, I couldn't have named 3 Luxury Cars... Again, Keep up the Good Work with the Funny Videos Guys!
Zesty is fuckin HILARIOUS!!! Need him more in the videos!! What is up eith Heineken being an answer for shampoo?? I fukn DIED THERE!! Thats so rock n roll lifestyle!! Bring ZESTY BAVK!!!
about the cars thing..
Luxury Cars: Jaguar, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Lexus, Acura, Land Rover/range Rover
those are Luxury Cars...
Lamborghini is in a Class of Super Cars
with Ferrari, McLaren, Bugatti, etc (though Acura, BMW and I believe Benz also make super car models, like Ford has the GT)
"bill nye's a fucking liberal" i like this guy. whats his channel? lol