testing our mental speed! (five second rule) *so funny*

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  • @EssaysByTom
    @EssaysByTom 6 років тому +164

    "three reasons to call in sick" "Youre sick"
    I FUCKIN LOST IT

  • @Deaf_Notes
    @Deaf_Notes 6 років тому +363

    The oceans blue because the sun is blue -Jared Dines

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 4 роки тому +9

      I was going to explain it to him but I figured I'd leave that one alone 😂😂😂😂

    • @yonikup2865
      @yonikup2865 4 роки тому +7

      Jesus fck 😂

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +4

      Oh my lord i thought i just fckn heard that wrong

  • @samljones
    @samljones 6 років тому +788

    "Name three uses for your fingers"
    "Playing guitar, eating food and..."
    "FIDGET SPINNER"

  • @lordalcyoneus7187
    @lordalcyoneus7187 4 роки тому +86

    3:51 "he overdosed on lead" no reaction to one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard

    • @joshonhisbullshit
      @joshonhisbullshit 2 роки тому +2

      that shit had me crying

    • @bwoods311
      @bwoods311 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the same thing hahaha

    • @swinaecologist9610
      @swinaecologist9610 2 роки тому

      The way austin says he shot himself is what makes me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 6 років тому +197

    *"F... F... FIDGET SPINNER"*
    I'm done

    • @marctaylor1142
      @marctaylor1142 3 роки тому +2

      "Pussy. Pussy. Pussy",
      "F-f-fidget spinner" XD

  • @teagueanderson7507
    @teagueanderson7507 6 років тому +449

    *Tony dabs*
    "Why does everyone hate me?"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 років тому +8

      "Why am I still getting hate?"

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 3 роки тому

      Exactly what I thought.....

  • @shabbahsworld6529
    @shabbahsworld6529 6 років тому +527

    can we get a " hentai's not a body part tony" shirt

    • @plsno420
      @plsno420 6 років тому +5

      mike hanks
      please I would buy 7 tbh

    • @JFrohlichMusic
      @JFrohlichMusic 6 років тому +16

      mike hanks on the back it says "I don't know what they taught you in japan."

    • @Icyes21
      @Icyes21 4 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah, I'm behind this as well

    • @elliottfiorato9852
      @elliottfiorato9852 3 роки тому +1

      I would like this but it's at 420

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 2 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @Knifeawatermelon
    @Knifeawatermelon 5 років тому +133

    “I thought George Bush lost to Obama.” 😂 Jared, stick to being a musician.

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 3 роки тому +6

      And this guy probably votes.

    • @trs5127
      @trs5127 2 роки тому +3

      @@neeltheother2342 so if you don't know which old guy lost to which other old guy in an election, you cannot vote? Sure

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 2 роки тому +9

      @@trs5127 Is it that hard to be informed?

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 2 роки тому +5

      @@trs5127 yeah if that “old guy” is the leader of your fucking country and gets to decide how you live your life than yeah, it matters who got elected. Go back under your rock

    • @GalacticCenterOG
      @GalacticCenterOG 2 роки тому

      Actually George Bush Sr. Lost his 2nd term to Bill Clinton. So stop talking, dumbass

  • @SauceWokiana
    @SauceWokiana 6 років тому +40

    "One Clappie Boi" Lost my Shit

  • @theAman67
    @theAman67 6 років тому +320

    spending a day with these guys would be incredibly awesome

    • @brennonramsey9183
      @brennonramsey9183 6 років тому +35

      theAman67 they actually watch soap operas while sipping on Apple juice in their spare time

    • @dogslappingandcowtipping2273
      @dogslappingandcowtipping2273 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, we were going to do weird beers today do you want to join?

    • @Jodyjo99
      @Jodyjo99 2 роки тому +2

      @@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 can I still join a year later??

    • @yanikotavov385
      @yanikotavov385 Рік тому +2

      @@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 Can I still join 2 years later?

    • @KrC_Games
      @KrC_Games 7 місяців тому

      28:27

  • @souleater4242564100
    @souleater4242564100 6 років тому +113

    When they said name 3 dirty movies, I would've said "uhhh... A Bug's Life, .....".

    • @Drummerjon
      @Drummerjon 6 років тому +2

      souleater4242564100 yes!!!

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 4 роки тому +1

      All 3 50 Shade movies

  • @ghostlynoots8995
    @ghostlynoots8995 6 років тому +317

    EH, TONY YOU THE MAN!! NEVER STOP BEING IN THE VIDS.

  • @aaronerjavec6005
    @aaronerjavec6005 6 років тому +54

    Austin looked uncomfortable when Tony and Jared were debating about The Kennedys lol

  • @janfredriksvensson8919
    @janfredriksvensson8919 6 років тому +184

    i hate how the video is 29:59 seconds long and not 30 minutes xD

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 6 років тому +7

      Jan fredrik Svensson there’s a one second runoff when you start a video

    • @jonathancohen4427
      @jonathancohen4427 5 років тому +3

      That's what they meant to do. The more minutes your vid is the more money you get. They're trying to say that they are not all about the.mon mons

    • @Buzz1227
      @Buzz1227 5 років тому +1

      I guess they dont want to waist that one second in life to make things fair😶

  • @alexsmith2885
    @alexsmith2885 6 років тому +52

    Austin gets a point for Joe Buscemi. He's a cinematographer! (Seven Hells, 'Til Death) #smartorganicbois

  • @terrafirma1849
    @terrafirma1849 6 років тому +276

    i love tony wtf keep tony in the vids.

  • @THE1blueElephant
    @THE1blueElephant 6 років тому +19

    This was sick
    Several lulz, good times, 30 mins, and a fuckin dope outro
    I’ll give it a 9.75/10...

  • @jappumyllynen7790
    @jappumyllynen7790 6 років тому +50

    How many times did jared put tonys wrong answers in his own pile

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 6 років тому +59

    Poor Chad... 😂

  • @aktrekker7622
    @aktrekker7622 2 роки тому +5

    This episode is in my top 5 most watched. When Tony yells/sings "in your asshole" for places monsters hide I hyper ventilate laughing every time

  • @ColoradoMk4
    @ColoradoMk4 6 років тому +50

    I fucking love Dickey 😍😍

  • @sebdelaney7045
    @sebdelaney7045 5 років тому +4

    12:58 “the ocean is blue because the sun is blue” I fucken love Jared

  • @Simrasil_
    @Simrasil_ 6 років тому +216

    Every time Tony is in a video I love him more

  • @ironweaselsbest
    @ironweaselsbest 5 років тому +6

    3 people with now heart..
    "JARED, AUSTIN, TONY"

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr 6 років тому +50

    I read it as “metal” and thought the video was a shred showdown

  • @charleswilkes2362
    @charleswilkes2362 6 років тому +37

    Keep bringing tony on the show

  • @emmalinebrown
    @emmalinebrown 5 років тому +8

    Jared: Name a reason you would call in sick
    Tony: You lost your homework
    ... ?

  • @Sogpwns
    @Sogpwns 6 років тому +35

    Should have said drowning the innocent for the bathtub one

    • @user-kw8hn8rm4u
      @user-kw8hn8rm4u 6 років тому +8

      Don Julio he should have said committing suicide with a toaster

  • @kaismith7004
    @kaismith7004 6 років тому +38

    Gibson and prs should do a collab on a guitar and call it the les paul reed smith

    • @oibattery3198
      @oibattery3198 6 років тому +1

      Kai Smith YES!

    • @grantbowers2319
      @grantbowers2319 6 років тому +7

      The odds of that happening are the same as Coca-Cola Cola and Pepsi doing a collab

    • @brandonsimplot4330
      @brandonsimplot4330 6 років тому +2

      The "Paul Smith" edition

  • @aidanhodgesmusic5257
    @aidanhodgesmusic5257 3 роки тому +6

    These guys are the Cody and Noel of the youtube music scene. Freaking awesome

  • @the_pathologist
    @the_pathologist 6 років тому +5

    You didn't have to put *so funny* in the title, it was evident immediately.
    I'm dying over here.

  • @BLITZ0100
    @BLITZ0100 5 років тому +4

    29:12 the hopeful expression of Jared is PRICELESS!

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +15

    Tony was actually my favorite part of this channel when I used to hate Austin, now I love everyone on this channel equally.

    • @kolossalskrimp
      @kolossalskrimp 6 років тому +7

      TheBlackKnight1o1 might I ask, why did you hate Austin?

    • @TheBlackKnight1o1
      @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +10

      Lirk Hulrich When I watched the stuff he did on Jared's channel, I just thought he tried too hard to be funny. But after watching stuff on this channel, I've seen that he actually is funny.

    • @kolossalskrimp
      @kolossalskrimp 6 років тому +1

      TheBlackKnight1o1 Understandable

    • @LithiumBC
      @LithiumBC 5 років тому +1

      Funny boi or Djenty boi

  • @SpoinksEntertainment
    @SpoinksEntertainment 6 років тому +2

    We need more of this

  • @TheMotherSeal
    @TheMotherSeal 6 років тому

    This is awesome, do more of these guys, it's a blast! Cheers!

  • @killsquidengage5517
    @killsquidengage5517 6 років тому +30

    That Coheed and Cambria shirt 😍

  • @joshbarton507
    @joshbarton507 6 років тому +21

    16:42 So are we just gonna ignore this or...

    • @Skettybag
      @Skettybag 6 років тому +5

      Josh Barton it's not real. I was kidding

  • @mercedesw3184
    @mercedesw3184 6 років тому +6

    I laughed the whole fucking time. This is my favorite video ever.

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz 5 років тому +8

    Why does nobody - except Tony once - catch Jared putting Tony's unanswered cards on his own gained stash? :D JAred be like "LOOK, I HAVE 8.5, TOO NOW!" hahaha, no you Gyp, you're taking Tony's fail cards :D

  • @jacobcarlson5915
    @jacobcarlson5915 6 років тому

    You guys are frickin awesome ,keep up what your doing

  • @ashleyhester4049
    @ashleyhester4049 3 роки тому +1

    " fuckin .... What?" Lmao my favorite part of the entire show!

  • @storytreble3
    @storytreble3 6 років тому +7

    You guys make my life! It's OK Jared, not all of us have snappy brains..but you are def the best musician!

  • @fushiguro8913
    @fushiguro8913 6 років тому +11

    11:46 Austin deserved that point, pure water actually has a blue tint to it

  • @metalheadplays1323
    @metalheadplays1323 6 років тому +4

    I can't stop fucking laughing. I love you guys

  • @dwightschrute4322
    @dwightschrute4322 6 років тому

    awesome video funny as hell keep them coming

  • @wuurrm
    @wuurrm 4 роки тому

    Please make more of these 🤣🤣

  • @austincenters427
    @austincenters427 6 років тому +2

    Love you guys!

  • @Cheesesalad
    @Cheesesalad 5 років тому

    This was mad fun to watch!

  • @gabrielmendez1713
    @gabrielmendez1713 6 років тому +2

    While my guitar shimmies under a guitar and weeps

  • @danielgauthier1327
    @danielgauthier1327 6 років тому

    Y'all need to do this again, this is funny af

  • @LewisC243
    @LewisC243 6 років тому +1

    Im so happy this show exists

  • @denverwilliams22
    @denverwilliams22 6 років тому +77

    #Wedonthatetony ......yet.

  • @katherinemooney-haley3916
    @katherinemooney-haley3916 4 роки тому

    love the coheed tee!

  • @PigMCplayer
    @PigMCplayer 6 років тому +4

    Yes

  • @brokendreamsandrevelations1193
    @brokendreamsandrevelations1193 6 років тому +47

    I djently opened the door...

  • @tibventure
    @tibventure 6 років тому +6

    That was hilarious 😂

  • @NateHiggers369
    @NateHiggers369 4 роки тому

    You 3 are hilarious I wanna watch more of you guys tg

  • @ellisday98
    @ellisday98 6 років тому +79

    I hate to be that guy, but the ocean when clear is actually blue, not just because of the reflection of the sky, but the molecular structure of the water makes it reflect the blue of the light spectrum into our eyes which then gives it the colour blue

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +3

    3:50 I was thinking the same thing Jared 😂

  • @10Fails1234567890
    @10Fails1234567890 6 років тому +1

    11:54 “WATER IS CLEAR!... OCEAN BECAUSE THE SUN IS BLUE!” Yeah, makes sense

  • @jobforaCOWBOY156
    @jobforaCOWBOY156 6 років тому

    This was a lot of fun to watch

  • @cameronphoenixrose882
    @cameronphoenixrose882 6 років тому +2

    11:12 "Name 3 reasons to call in sick."
    Tony: YOU'RE SICK

  • @LexiPixeL_
    @LexiPixeL_ 6 років тому +4

    Ayy, Tony with that Second Stage era tshirt.

  • @dead_guy_boy
    @dead_guy_boy 6 років тому

    I laugh above every video especially over the laughter Jared Dines

  • @holdenamos492
    @holdenamos492 6 років тому

    My new favorite show

  • @plasticfork2187
    @plasticfork2187 6 років тому +2

    Old Dickey dunes making a comeback!

  • @jason8304
    @jason8304 6 років тому

    i love tony every time i watch one of these

  • @reginaldcrapo132
    @reginaldcrapo132 5 років тому

    You guys are awesome. :)

  • @Jennifer_.Rodriguez
    @Jennifer_.Rodriguez 6 років тому +1

    Hahaha bro this is Fucking hilarious I can't even stop laughing this video, you guys make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackbendicsen8325
    @jackbendicsen8325 5 років тому +3

    Jared's was literally invent 3 religions in 5 seconds and Tony's was name 3 weapons

  • @sena8894
    @sena8894 6 років тому

    Love having tony in the videos :) Dope long video

  • @screamo946
    @screamo946 6 років тому

    i love when their game videos are longer than 10 minutes long. I can never get enough of Dines Dickey and Tony! (ft Chad)

  • @neeltheother2342
    @neeltheother2342 3 роки тому +3

    Jared's just salty for not wanting Tony to win for that Kennedy question. NEVER let the referee play the game.

  • @e.cdoesit1010
    @e.cdoesit1010 3 роки тому

    18:04 is just gold. Austin’s “What does that mean” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caleb2225
    @caleb2225 5 років тому +1

    “The ocean because...the sun is blue” nice Jared 😂

  • @Larsove8
    @Larsove8 6 років тому

    This should be once every month imho. I laugh so hard at you guys doing this. Maybe do one where you have to eat stupid shit made by, idk, Chad when you get the questions wrong though. Would be a way to step it up.
    PS:
    Don't worry, Tony. We love you in all the vids ;)

  • @Leofer61835
    @Leofer61835 6 років тому

    Imma save this video for later when I'm stoned outta my mind. The channel is already entertaining and funny as all fuck, but have you tried it high af? That's the SHIT.

  • @metalxmamaxmakes4173
    @metalxmamaxmakes4173 4 роки тому

    Jared is so wholesome. 😂

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods 5 років тому +2

    "Tin man, he can't feel no tin"

  • @Hidanzo717
    @Hidanzo717 4 роки тому +1

    I’m not gonna lie, my mans Jared was getting violated with those out of pocket random questions 😂😂 which is crazy cause he started off strong hahaha

  • @bok_savage4202
    @bok_savage4202 4 роки тому +1

    "Pooping was a good one" hahahahaha

  • @bluelantern5187
    @bluelantern5187 6 років тому +8

    The more I see Tony in these videos, the more I like him. Seems like a stand up guy

  • @jonathanblood482
    @jonathanblood482 6 років тому +2

    COHEED!

  • @juliem3313
    @juliem3313 6 років тому

    damn love J's tee

  • @memelord9734
    @memelord9734 6 років тому +8

    All hail the clappy bois!

  • @dudewheresmycar79
    @dudewheresmycar79 6 років тому

    Tony you fucking rock stay in every video.

  • @LaCooper
    @LaCooper 6 років тому +2

    That was was fun.

  • @willcrawford9921
    @willcrawford9921 3 роки тому +1

    “One clappyy boy” “one minute?? one fucking minute?? Your gonna give me one fucking minute?? Look at that clock right there! One fucking minute!”

  • @ZenLikePanda
    @ZenLikePanda 4 роки тому +2

    Jared you totally got a turn skipped at 21:50!! Haha

  • @metalghostT4E
    @metalghostT4E 5 років тому +2

    28:25 “fuckin........what?” Jared 2018

  • @monicaroland2724
    @monicaroland2724 6 років тому

    I love you guys. :)

  • @Cpc333
    @Cpc333 4 роки тому

    This was fucking hilarious and I probably could have watched another half hr

  • @joaopedroseixo2598
    @joaopedroseixo2598 4 роки тому

    Very nice video!!!!

  • @julianurtz1115
    @julianurtz1115 5 років тому

    I love Tony’s laugh

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro 6 років тому

    I love the Jared Dines channel a bunch, but this is a really fun, extra funny side. Dickey is an A+ co-host

  • @_PatG_
    @_PatG_ 5 років тому +1

    Tony is a GOD at this game. Lol

  • @troynorris5764
    @troynorris5764 6 років тому +1

    I always like to see Tony, the Bearded Boss on the DickeyDines show

  • @matthewthomas5796
    @matthewthomas5796 5 років тому

    Jared just doesn't wanna lose

  • @sandynavarro3428
    @sandynavarro3428 3 роки тому

    I love Austins voice

  • @supdood885
    @supdood885 6 років тому +1

    Austin, I want to see you do a cover of and of PsychoSticks songs. Whenever I here the vocals I think of you.