I love how kevin has the most beautiful long eyelashes and baby blue eyes and there's absolutely nothing behind them there's no mind or motive to be discerned. he's a simple feathered golem that sprung from the earth as the result of countless years of harsh selection. an avatar of violence.
It was revealed that Kevin was neglected by his previous owners before being taken in by Ben. Rheas are more aggressive during mating season which is understandable. Male rheas are naturally more aggressive than females regardless. But, neglect made him much more independent and angry for not having been shown proper care and affection.
In ancient times, Kevin would be regarded as an avatar of some primal and terrible god of war. He knows nothing but rage and battle, and Ben is a saint for keeping him. I look forward to his redemption arc, where he will save Ben's life during a climactic battle with coyotes or something.
I love how Kevin immediately calms down as soon as he falls over the fence. Like an NPC he’s gone outside of his aggro zone and doesn’t know what to do
This doesnt make sense, you would think that if he keepd getting met with the garbage lid, he would stop eventually but he doesnt so he is either made of pure violence or he likes getting hit.
Man seeing how relativity docile Kevin has been recently compared with the literal embodiment of rage he used to be is crazy. Kevin redemption arc goes hard.
I love how Kevin is constantly sharpening his beak on the iron link fence xD I love the people that think he’s just frustrated or mad OH HE IS he just is about to unleash full fury after a couple wetstone passes xD
"And when he can't get to me that he focuses on biting the fence and doesn't do anything productive at all." (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase)
This semi intelligent bird is one of the main reasons I watch the channel regularly. He reminds me of a former buddy of mine... The guy was born with a physical disability affecting his left arm, and that's probably what made him the person he is today... He hated other disabled people, obese people, people who he thought drove too slowly, people who had a different opinion, people whose faces he didn't like...he just attacked everyone.... and that's why he had still not many friends... He's an asshole and his name is Kevin...
Reminds me of when s couple of kids get into brawls and when one gets really hurt, the other kid just stops being mad and stares out of shock and concern.
Man the patience this guy has for this animal, the second week owning this thing I swear to Former President Barrack Obama that I'd suplex that bird into the dirt.
I like how the comments section is like “some of those hits are soft, but every now and then Kevin gets hit hard before he has the chance to bite” as though hitting an animal who is about to try and mutilate you so hard that it hurts is somehow immoral. This isn’t a dog eating chow and minding its business people, it’s a giant bird trying to kill him, the fact that he hasn’t hit Kevin hard enough to cause damage is commendable.
Kevin is the physical manifestation of all the rage of his ancestors, he has channeled the bloodlust and anger of the dinosaurs in order to exact his revenge on the modern world who has forsaken him
0:20 Kevin: "DIIIE-Oh shit-" Uncle Ben: "Oh my Gosh OOOH MY GOSH-...O.O....=-=..." Kevin: "I...wasn't expecting that to work...uhm...lemme just go over here and continue. Sorry."
Dude, Kevin is like half of that channel. I'm his biggest fan. Also, I think Kevin in the dark is like the scariest thing. Any time he opens the gate at night, and Kevin is there, I get scared.
My man literally fighting a straight up dinosaur
He lets kevin bite him a lot too I’d definitely wear some heavy cloth before running into Kevin
Looks like prehistoric peacock
Prehistoric peacock, accurate
1:34 HE GOT BONKED BACK SO HARD BRO
@@billcipher2467 😭🤣🤣🤣
PETA: animals are sacred, beautiful creatures
Animals:
He's indeed beautiful but not respectful
@@abdouaboud7490 beautifully violent
Until there not
They are beautiful tes yes as they rip and tear your flesh apart
They’re beautiful until they eat your guts while you’re still alive
Imagine having a velociraptor just chilling in your backyard that attacks you on sight.
Struthiomimus*
@@AborshionMaster nah he’s a raptor
@@BluelySPDR Rheas have more of a struthiomimid design, they're no where near the design of a dromaeosaurid like velociraptor
@@AborshionMaster buy struthiominmus are herbivores and Kevin is definitely a carnivore
@@BluelySPDR struthios are omnivores
I love how kevin has the most beautiful long eyelashes and baby blue eyes and there's absolutely nothing behind them
there's no mind or motive to be discerned. he's a simple feathered golem that sprung from the earth as the result of countless years of harsh selection. an avatar of violence.
Kevin acts like a video game designer’s first enemy AI. Nothing but pure unguided, braincell-less aggression.
It was revealed that Kevin was neglected by his previous owners before being taken in by Ben. Rheas are more aggressive during mating season which is understandable. Male rheas are naturally more aggressive than females regardless. But, neglect made him much more independent and angry for not having been shown proper care and affection.
This is an amazing comment. Excellent vocab.
@@TripleKmafia Aww poor Kevin at least he's got Uncle Ben.
Kevin's a handsome man.
You really have to commend him for the patience he has with him. I would've roasted him for dinner the first week.
Saaaaaaaame 🤣
😭😭😭
me too
Right? Would’ve been eaten good for a week 🤣
Isn't he like a borrowed animal?
Kevin is the most stubborn animal ive ever seen
Zeus the Husky: "Hold my leash..."
He's 5% bird, 5%feathers and 90% pure unadulterated hatred toward everything and everyone.
@@TheAndre8900 you forgot part dinosaur too if you wanna be technical lol
He has this, even compared to other Rheas, dumb look lol
"Stubborn as a mule." Nah fam stubborn as a kevin
“Whoa, hey, is that Kevin?” *WHACK 😂😅 5:07
I lost my shit on that part too lol
DEADASS THE BEST CLIP
Uncle ben had it enough
fr
i'm dead lol
4:07 I love how he just walks into the fence like an NPC lol
Bro had joycon drift
He’s just using an old controlling
@@plutonium09lol
God the sound the trash can lid makes is so much more violent than it actually is
thats why they use it in the WWE XD
1:33 though
@@watermelon7790 BAP
I know I thought he was full assaulting my man
@@watermelon7790 what video is that from?
Honestly the main reason I watch Ben is cuz of his love-hate relationship with Kevin
Where is the love?
@@SulphurrHD up your butt
@@thedababy5599 IS THAT HIT RAPPER AND ARTIST DABABY?
Squidward and spngebob
@@ScreamXSurvival dinosor
In ancient times, Kevin would be regarded as an avatar of some primal and terrible god of war. He knows nothing but rage and battle, and Ben is a saint for keeping him.
I look forward to his redemption arc, where he will save Ben's life during a climactic battle with coyotes or something.
This aged nicely
@@longemen3000don't be fooled, he edited it
Kevin will retake Australia from the Emus.
he might have saved the lives of some chickens when a coyote got into the ranch and kevin chased it into a corner!
Wait Kevin actually saved someone or something from coyotes?
I love how Kevin immediately calms down as soon as he falls over the fence. Like an NPC he’s gone outside of his aggro zone and doesn’t know what to do
This comment cracked me up
also we need the "is that hit rapper and artist DaBaby?" compilation
good idea i might try to make one
@@agaphmouesu do one and make it good like this
Brother
@@pilotmatthew1787 ua-cam.com/video/UlznOTu3RVs/v-deo.html
@@ghostlypenguin4417 Brother
This doesnt make sense, you would think that if he keepd getting met with the garbage lid, he would stop eventually but he doesnt so he is either made of pure violence or he likes getting hit.
Or both in wich case we are screwed
Suffering fortifies him, either active or passive ways ahah
Rheas are super dumb. I'd be suprised if kevin was physically smart enough to make that connection
kevin don't feel pain
Rheas brains are essentially a baked potato.
Almost 3 years later; much has changed but Kevin is still Kevin
5:07 The only right way to say hello to Kevin
Ben getting into a push fight with Kevin might be funnier then him getting smacked with the lid
Kevin
Found you again
@@misterpimlott6330 damn I never wanted to be the guy that comments on every video but I might be
Nothing is funnier than Kevin getting hit with a lid
@@Ysumbruh0 one of us
I like how at night Kevin’s eyes glow red
It reveals the fact that he’s a demon
He's a minion of satan
His power doubles at night
Shows how evil he really is
His true evilness
Now imagine a bird with the speed of an ostrich, the height and legs of a cassowary, Kevin’s personality, and the ability to fly.
unstoppable
Humanity would go extinct in 6bmonths
@@robproductions2599 yeah they’d probably take over
With the strength of an emu
Godzilla
Kevin: literally trying to MURDER uncle Ben
Uncle Ben: “What a beautiful animal, really a gods gift”
I enjoy how Kevin has realized that violence is not the answer and that it is, in fact, a question, and the answer is "yes"
You got that from Maxor
Kevin is a cool horse
Poggers: Man's best friend but smart enough to not get involved.
I wouldnt use smart with poggers
@@pheonix_soldier Well, credit where it's due, that dog knew to leave Kevin to a priest instead of getting involved with that.
Kevin just has an infinite amount of hate in his heart
Man seeing how relativity docile Kevin has been recently compared with the literal embodiment of rage he used to be is crazy. Kevin redemption arc goes hard.
I will never forgive that he attacked Dababy, so unnecessary 😢
It’s a little terrifying how Kevin understood that he could hurt ben by hurting da baby
I hope one day we receive a part 2 of Kevin being a demon and he include when Kevin attacks Dababy
Ben went into "Protective Mother" mode though. XD
Wait when did that happen???
Don't worry dababy will grow and big and strong and we protect ben from kevin
I love how Kevin is constantly sharpening his beak on the iron link fence xD I love the people that think he’s just frustrated or mad OH HE IS he just is about to unleash full fury after a couple wetstone passes xD
wetstone 💀
He’s wetting the whetstone as he uses it with his spit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
"And when he can't get to me that he focuses on biting the fence and doesn't do anything productive at all."
(Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase) (Blacksmithing skill increase)
@@solblackguy Blacksmithing skill increased rank: Legendary
5:08 gets me every time 😂
3:25 Kevin’s nod of approval
"whoa, heyy, is that Kevin?"
*POOONK
Exactly waht I was about to say
5:07
3:32
This part always makes me cry from laughter, the speed Kevin gains in such little time, the horror on uncle bens face 💀💀
and the size of his eyes growing the same instant he realizes it lol
Lol
This semi intelligent bird is one of the main reasons I watch the channel regularly.
He reminds me of a former buddy of mine...
The guy was born with a physical disability affecting his left arm, and that's probably what made him the person he is today...
He hated other disabled people, obese people, people who he thought drove too slowly, people who had a different opinion, people whose faces he didn't like...he just attacked everyone.... and that's why he had still not many friends...
He's an asshole and his name is Kevin...
I knew one named Chris.M
I’m dying
Man you need a riot shield for Kevin.
say less
Wow you predicted the future
mans time travelled
Kevin partially destroyed the Riot Shield.
@@andelmurala6730 Он сделал
Ben: “You don’t even have to do it hard”
Whole Video: Proceeds to smack Kevin with the force of God
I mean Kevin deserves it
@@og_frosty3999 he does
@@og_frosty3999 its only the sound thtas bad but it dont actually hurt that bad
@@adonis9322 i know
Honestly nothing brings me as much joy as the sound of Kevin being whacked with a trash lid.....nothing
Guys, Kevin at 3:17 is scarier than any horror movie because this demon spawn actually exists.
The fact that he still wants to help animals at all is really a testament to his moral fortitude.
1:33 he smacked tf out that bird 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kevin get out, BLAM🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:34 Peak comedy right there
More like...
Beak comedy.
That hit would have killed me
KEVIN GET OUT-
THWACK
3:30 my favorite of all time
So much patience he has for Kevin. He's an animal with no chance in any other place. He really loves those animals.
3:28 gets me all the time
*Oh.. No-*
Smart ass bird
It was him saying “I’m in charge” that made Kevin turn around like “I was going to show you mercy but tf u saying about being in charge”
i love when it goes:
oh hey kevi- **bonk**
1:34 has me dying 😂
The fact that Kevin hasn't had a Horrible neck breaking accident shows you're a real good owner ;)
Ben's stare at 0:25 is never going to not be funny
Doot doot
Reminds me of when s couple of kids get into brawls and when one gets really hurt, the other kid just stops being mad and stares out of shock and concern.
Kevin is my favorite anime villain.
I’d pay to see him vs Madara 🤣
5:08 has me crying
Alternate title: Kevin being an absolute menace to society for 7 and a half minutes
6:15 is like the face of death
Man the patience this guy has for this animal, the second week owning this thing I swear to Former President Barrack Obama that I'd suplex that bird into the dirt.
After watching nthis video I'm pretty sure the bird would suplex you, lol
@@Wildestleaf pretty sure you could just easily break its neck
That's President Barack *Hussein Obama to you!
2:41 people who skydive
"Not give him head trauma, just be slow."
0:03
I love Urban Rescue Ranch, Kevin is a menace.
Hall of fame menace to society badge, he got only black air forces
Kevin wakes up every single day and chooses violence. Legend.
I like how the comments section is like “some of those hits are soft, but every now and then Kevin gets hit hard before he has the chance to bite” as though hitting an animal who is about to try and mutilate you so hard that it hurts is somehow immoral. This isn’t a dog eating chow and minding its business people, it’s a giant bird trying to kill him, the fact that he hasn’t hit Kevin hard enough to cause damage is commendable.
He hasn’t committed g*nocide yet, something humans have on him
It's actually kind of amazing he is so kind to that demon spawn.
"i mean he asked nicely,i cant say no to that."
"im in charge!"
*"YOUR WORDS HAVE NO MEANING TO ME ANYMORE."*
Holy crap that thumbnail looks like a cursed image
Kevin
I could watch a 10hr long video of Dababy hopping around and eating grass while Ben and Kevin duke it out in the background.
It has the kindest eyes while looking at ben waiting to bite him
i love how he’s only kissing kevin when kevin’s stuck😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆😆
😂😂😂
The fact that he’s compilation video already happy to see him growing a bigger fan base
1:34 Had me in bits for 10 mins
Kevin's forever open beak makes it seems like he's always smiling....maniacally 😂
1:34 💀
“I don’t wanna give him any head trauma” *insert clip of him smakin the hell out of him😂
4:02 thats fucken hilarious
Poor Kevin looked like he got the shit knocked out of him, he didn’t know where he was 🤣
Kevin is the physical manifestation of all the rage of his ancestors, he has channeled the bloodlust and anger of the dinosaurs in order to exact his revenge on the modern world who has forsaken him
I love how he went from, lightly push his head with the lid to bonking the absolute living shit out of him xD
*aggressively hits Kevin in the head*
“Woah! Is that hit rapper and artist, Dababy?”
“Oh, hey is that Kevin!?”
Continues to hit him with a lid thing
5:07 , my favorite part.
Kevin deserves a picture in the dictionary next to “Wrath” 😆 respect for keeping up with the dude!
Kevin is an absolute killing machine
I love whenever Ben adds the Skyrim battle music. It fits the situation with Kevin so well 😂
6:59 the surprise attack from Kevin in the dark is the best
Rhea jumpscare
Kevin always trying to state his dominance is funny 😭
He needs 14th century plate armour, maybe not full but def. Greaves, and upper body
Upgraded to legendary 99 with diamond plated vest and bulletproof helmet with night vision goggles and riot shield pepper spray
0:20
Kevin: "DIIIE-Oh shit-"
Uncle Ben: "Oh my Gosh OOOH MY GOSH-...O.O....=-=..."
Kevin: "I...wasn't expecting that to work...uhm...lemme just go over here and continue. Sorry."
Kevin - “crush your enemies, see them driven before you & hear the lamentation of their women”
YES SOMEONE MADE A COMPILATION
2:20 “Another day, another fight to the death with Kevin” 😂😂
1:33 Kevin, GET OUT
> proceeds to give him a perfectly cut smack.
Dude, Kevin is like half of that channel. I'm his biggest fan.
Also, I think Kevin in the dark is like the scariest thing. Any time he opens the gate at night, and Kevin is there, I get scared.
so glad to finally have my own fancam
Me: 2:25 "Oh, I get it. Kevin suffers from a mental illness."
Ben (Probably): "Of course not. He enjoys it."
Thank you for making this. You have no idea how much I needed a compilation of Kevin being a pure demon.
Woah hey is that Kevin? Smack 🤺💀
i know a kevin in real life. he's the same way. and i love him too.
No matter how much the ranch changes, it is comforting to know that no matter what, Kevin will always be a demon
2:00 how can he not wear protection glasses after that?
Thank you for watching my video, go support the creator please. ua-cam.com/users/TheUrbanRescueRanch
Do you like quiche?
@@Denniz2743 no NO
Absolute MENACE
Yes, he is a Kevin
1:34 holy fuck that was a smack out of hell, my ribs are sore from laughing so hard
Fr, man just got clocked.
Ah yes, the beautiful early ages of the Rescue Ranch. Kevin's unrestricted crimes bring so much nostalgia
I swear when kevin see's him 666 appears in kevins eyes XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*People:* "Kevin, why are you like this!?"
*Kevin:* "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧!"
I see your a man of culture 🙂
Thank you sm for making this everyone who knows Kevin will absolutely love this
5:07 still sends me into orbit omfg
Seeing kevin getting stunlocked attacking fences just sends me
Never thought that I would think that a bird could be more aggressive than a dog