15 Minutes of Purely Educational Bird Slander (ft. Kevin and DaBaby)

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  • @fakinell9630
    @fakinell9630 3 роки тому +4798

    “Like a true predator they go after the minors”
    I CJOKED

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 3 роки тому +1712

    "This african homicidal chicken *_tapdances on the graves of snakes"_*
    I cant get enough of these clever quotes

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 3 роки тому +17

      I can't ever find a flaw in his logic

    • @itz_alex1679
      @itz_alex1679 3 роки тому +5

      🌌Yes🌌

    • @htut3299
      @htut3299 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @kneelingpheasant8911
      @kneelingpheasant8911 3 роки тому +7

      Am i the only one who thinks that secretary bird look a lot like Stella from Helluva boss

    • @alicecheshire4806
      @alicecheshire4806 3 роки тому +8

      @@kneelingpheasant8911 No, it totally does. Sorry, Stolas.

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn 3 роки тому +2902

    “God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it”
    This is so painfully true

  • @jrodindigo
    @jrodindigo Рік тому +251

    His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol

  • @REDACTEDbox
    @REDACTEDbox 3 роки тому +9489

    “most storks deliver babies, this one returns them”
    this man is a narrative genius

  • @silashurd3597
    @silashurd3597 3 роки тому +2493

    “If a crow breathes, an owl will take it personally and put an end to it”
    Bro I appreciate This mans humor😂

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 роки тому +39

      The man speaks poetry XD
      But he goes on to explain crows and Owls beef cuz Owls are predators and Crows are smart enough to figure that out without being attacked by them

    • @thespecter6416
      @thespecter6416 3 роки тому +23

      @@donovanulrich348 Crows have something owls don't. Numbers. There is a reason why a flock of crows is called a murder.
      A murder of angry crows can attack, harass, peck, mob, and even kill an owl if the owl mistakenly comes out before sunset, and the flock of crows spots it. Diurnal crows cannot tolerate nocturnal owls during the day.

    • @catlover9593
      @catlover9593 3 роки тому +52

      crow: *exists*
      owl: *and i took that personally.*

    • @Mariyanthi
      @Mariyanthi 3 роки тому +24

      And then the crow's death 'll be avenged by it's enitre family!
      [at least according to the facts I know about crows,their sense of flock is extrordinary!]

    • @kalopsiawitch9538
      @kalopsiawitch9538 3 роки тому +19

      @@Mariyanthi oh yeah don’t they have like freakishly good memories? Like they recognize someone and teach their kids about them so they know if the person is safe to get near? I have been seeing more crows around lately. I wonder if I can make friends with them? 😗

  • @emanuelmartinez7267
    @emanuelmartinez7267 3 роки тому +6475

    Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally"
    Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

    • @addiegraves3
      @addiegraves3 3 роки тому +257

      This comment is under rated, gold, FACTS.

    • @gypsysprite4824
      @gypsysprite4824 3 роки тому +279

      the Shoebill seems to be in the crowd of aimals that knows that it is absolutly fucked if it tries to mess with Humans. makes sense for the animal that kinda just chills with Hippos to understand when something can remove you from the census just because, nd proceed to try befriending

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa 3 роки тому +177

      @@gypsysprite4824 So they are essentially bird cabybaras

    • @entropy7705
      @entropy7705 3 роки тому +131

      They know we're as fucked up as they are

    • @jinxfest
      @jinxfest 3 роки тому +21

      😭👍

  • @zakiyyaabubakar1613
    @zakiyyaabubakar1613 Рік тому +472

    Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth Рік тому +7

      Aw😊

    • @DeathDoesThings
      @DeathDoesThings Рік тому +31

      @@ArbiterofTruth Awww sleep deprivation! thats so wholesome!

    • @BlackCappedChickadee
      @BlackCappedChickadee 3 місяці тому +3

      Probably from a Verrux Eagle Owl, have fun sleeping!

    • @gregoryvn3
      @gregoryvn3 2 місяці тому +1

      Interesting but also, ouch! I hope it got better for you!

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 3 роки тому +903

    Kiwis: **evolve from ostrich size to chicken size**
    Their eggs: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

  • @charlieferme5274
    @charlieferme5274 3 роки тому +2637

    "You're looking at the most dangerous destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle"
    *Ouch.*

    • @julez4002
      @julez4002 3 роки тому +40

      America didnt pick right.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 роки тому +26

      America literally should have picked Pharaoh or Cesar.
      Both were animals in there own right and rulers
      Washington DC DC, District of Columbia Not District of the capital.
      And originally named "All Roads Lead To Roam" no fucking joke, i have nothing to gain lying and i cant make this shit up
      Im an American and i try to stand for real values
      But i can say, im not proud of my country For the right reasons we can change

    • @1madeintheimage
      @1madeintheimage 3 роки тому +7

      Top o the food chain baby!

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 3 роки тому +22

      He landed that one.

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 2 роки тому +7

      @@donovanulrich348 Compared to all these cooler birds an eagle seems kinda lame huh?

  • @okito1165
    @okito1165 3 роки тому +3569

    “This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀

    • @luminala1205
      @luminala1205 3 роки тому +149

      y'all could never 😭😭 why he gotta call us out like that

    • @bcdfghh
      @bcdfghh 3 роки тому +110

      Can't even have thigh gap on me
      I swear I don't want my thighs to get the corona, they gotta start learning to social distance 💀

    • @okito1165
      @okito1165 3 роки тому +37

      @@bcdfghh I’m sorry but this nearly made me piss myself omfg

    • @bcdfghh
      @bcdfghh 3 роки тому +40

      @@okito1165 lmao your welcome
      Also my eyebrows have been social distancing even when it wasnt corona time 💀
      Wish my thighs learn from my eyebrows

    • @Poorly-MadeAnimations
      @Poorly-MadeAnimations 3 роки тому +11

      Quick question, what did the horned owl do?

  • @Riyuihein
    @Riyuihein Рік тому +51

    "google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin"
    That's really the truth .

  • @ShadowIsatis
    @ShadowIsatis 3 роки тому +2225

    "They don't make a lot of noise but when they do, a war veteran gets PTSD." and then he proceeds to show us why

    • @housseinabdillahi6952
      @housseinabdillahi6952 3 роки тому +66

      Sounded like a nice ratatata.

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 3 роки тому +55

      My friends dad who passed away several years ago was a MASH Medic during Nam and every few days the MASH he was stationed at would get several mag dumps thrown at them by the Vietcong, no-one was ever injured though, the mag dumps were only aimed at the perimeter and was purely a scare tactic and every time he heard a burst of gunfire on TV even if it was a documentary he'd completely shutdown due to him associating that burst on TV as a mag dump being thrown at the MASH.

    • @yamaguchi3440
      @yamaguchi3440 3 роки тому +7

      I love your pfp

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 роки тому +56

      @@housseinabdillahi6952
      The video he showed doesn't do it justice. The audio gear that captured it is way weak. There's at least one video on UA-cam that shows their beak clacking is _deadass_ like a PKM burst firing.

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 3 роки тому +4

      @@DinnerForkTongue this one?
      ua-cam.com/video/QFgYT3HfgP8/v-deo.html

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +14446

    "They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd"
    Lmao that was a good one

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 роки тому +8521

    Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому +453

      In all serious how does the Falcon survive than g-forces from that maneuver when he pulls up

    • @onlyinfpeohio
      @onlyinfpeohio 3 роки тому +132

      @@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 maybe the way their shaped. I mean they really kinda do look like missiles in that position.

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому +179

      @@onlyinfpeohio but they're going at that dive at over 200 miles an hour and they have to pull up how do they survive the Care number of g-forces placed on their bodies as they pull up

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому +9

      @DescaSatou k

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому +29

      @DescaSatou I saw a bunch of videos about the corn fleak meme and in one of them a pale humanoid of strange size turned around and stared at the camera and because it is an animal and therefore falls under the category of things that he can explain and not many others understand what it is perhaps she could help though I can't do copy and pasting of links but you should be able to find it

  • @johnpustovalov
    @johnpustovalov Рік тому +99

    Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤

  • @justrosie
    @justrosie 3 роки тому +2347

    “This stork isn’t delivering babies, hes returning them.” I CANNOT

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 роки тому +36

      Those babies will get baptised personally by God himself

    • @massy1943
      @massy1943 3 роки тому +2

      You cannot what?

    • @shawk952
      @shawk952 3 роки тому +11

      @@massy1943 do u even understand anything

    • @gooseinatuxedo
      @gooseinatuxedo 3 роки тому +1

      @@shawk952 wooosh

    • @shawk952
      @shawk952 3 роки тому +1

      @@gooseinatuxedo do u even understand anything

  • @Tanzim03
    @Tanzim03 3 роки тому +1925

    "When a crow breaths, an owl takes it personally". Paused the vid and laughed for a solid minute or two before continuing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 3 роки тому +26

      What makes it funny is his delivery

    • @sree3650
      @sree3650 3 роки тому +16

      Seems like owls are the spirit animals of modern day Karen's.

    • @ЯБезымянный-о5ф
      @ЯБезымянный-о5ф 3 роки тому +24

      The hate is mutual. Crows never miss a chance to mess up an owl spotted in daylight.

    • @mxcro1935
      @mxcro1935 3 роки тому +2

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    • @jay_deez
      @jay_deez 3 роки тому +4

      Facts his delivery is comedy

  • @negativeplayer4446
    @negativeplayer4446 3 роки тому +1340

    Dude that Falcon only appeared in two frames on 0.25x speed.
    Damn, that is *FAST.*

    • @canadiancanucklehead8310
      @canadiancanucklehead8310 3 роки тому +202

      I only saw two frames as well. Jesus. If ducks weren’t rapists and violent, I’d feel bad for it.

    • @negativeplayer4446
      @negativeplayer4446 3 роки тому +30

      @@canadiancanucklehead8310 Hoodnature?

    • @Firestorm214
      @Firestorm214 3 роки тому +129

      Seriously tho, when I first watch that, I was confused why the duck fell. Until I rewatch the video and saw the falcon.
      Holy crap….

    • @plugshirt1684
      @plugshirt1684 3 роки тому +41

      @@Firestorm214 falcon do be the fastest animal on earth and that is scary

    • @acousticks526
      @acousticks526 3 роки тому +15

      I actually laughed at it lmao

  • @emmetthowell899
    @emmetthowell899 6 місяців тому +14

    9:04 as someone who likes bones and makes bones into jewelry, I adore owls for giving me a way to get ethically sourced small mammal bones for surprisingly cheap online (especially if you buy in bulk from somewhere that usually sells to schools as they are often at a reduced price). Never dissected an owl pellet for school but now do it for art and fun, it’s like a surprise toy but bones that were once in an owls body!

    • @PastaV4
      @PastaV4 10 днів тому +1

      hmmmm..

  • @nabeelaudah5171
    @nabeelaudah5171 3 роки тому +10727

    The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character

    • @killme5630
      @killme5630 3 роки тому +614

      Their relationship os basically like innocent nice angel dude and literal satan

    • @recklessragdoll2552
      @recklessragdoll2552 3 роки тому +158

      It’s like Shikamaru and chojii from Naruto

    • @misterroboto1
      @misterroboto1 3 роки тому +725

      The fact that they can be buddies with hippos AND humans says a lot about us.

    • @jazstyles8410
      @jazstyles8410 3 роки тому +25

      Fr

    • @RachelAnnPotter
      @RachelAnnPotter 3 роки тому +38

      @@misterroboto1 lol

  • @maomariii
    @maomariii 3 роки тому +3001

    "This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants."
    Absolutely killed me lmao

    • @dedraisrael324
      @dedraisrael324 3 роки тому +161

      With thigh gap yall could never🤣

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 роки тому +7

      Cool pfp, where is it from?

    • @yeontanii
      @yeontanii 3 роки тому +8

      @@mihailmilev9909 it’s from my hero academia

    • @SayYoJ
      @SayYoJ 3 роки тому +7

      @@dedraisrael324 I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂

    • @susear5939
      @susear5939 3 роки тому +5

      @@mihailmilev9909 Hawks from My Hero Academia. Yes. A bird man.

  • @Yikes_Doodles
    @Yikes_Doodles 3 роки тому +1438

    Kiwi:
    *”So basically this is a bird that just can’t bird.”*

    • @dantethewanderer4989
      @dantethewanderer4989 3 роки тому +63

      Stop this Kiwi bullying. You know what, fuck it, it's real Kiwi Appreciation hours.

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 3 роки тому +25

      Yes we love kiwi's here

    • @tacocat98_89
      @tacocat98_89 3 роки тому +20

      Yes kiwis are my second favorite bird would be first but toucans just have something special with me

    • @thebirdfantasy
      @thebirdfantasy 3 роки тому +12

      as a kiwi, i felt that

    • @cabideconsumer8374
      @cabideconsumer8374 3 роки тому +3

      I ate kiwi the other day.

  • @dustywoodyt815
    @dustywoodyt815 Рік тому +62

    Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest UA-camr ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂

    • @HectorCorium
      @HectorCorium 4 місяці тому +5

      Is that hit rapper and artist, DA BABY?! ✨

  • @Cfinch1792
    @Cfinch1792 3 роки тому +3253

    I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow

    • @geraldyeager7652
      @geraldyeager7652 3 роки тому +43

      Oof

    • @idontknowyet2875
      @idontknowyet2875 3 роки тому +274

      Slow it down and you can see it for like 2 frames

    • @aspen_
      @aspen_ 3 роки тому +237

      I don’t ever wanna see a falcon
      I like having a ducking spine

    • @charmaine7178
      @charmaine7178 3 роки тому +188

      I didn’t see the falcon lol. Thought the duck was dying for no reason

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 роки тому +18

      @@aspen_ They are trainable, though.

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 3 роки тому +496

    “god gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” thats the most accurate description of humans ive ever heard

  • @spadehaze1541
    @spadehaze1541 3 роки тому +945

    The falcon punch at the end is literally so fast that it’s hard to catch even at .25x speed

  • @TanyaQueen182
    @TanyaQueen182 Рік тому +15

    Kevin and Da Baby are DA BEST! Love Urban Rescue Ranch. Thanks for featuring them! Oh and ps I LOVE your book!

  • @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm
    @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm 3 роки тому +532

    "God gave us thumbs, and everyone else has to pay for it" could be humanity's tagline.

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 3 роки тому +1287

    I had no idea that falcons were that fast. I mean I knew that they were fast but you couldn't even see that falcon attack the duck, it honestly looked like the duck just said "fuck life" and died.

    • @bdf1006
      @bdf1006 3 роки тому +121

      Same. When I say the bird was in pain I realized I didn't even see the attack happen.

    • @taco1058
      @taco1058 3 роки тому +116

      @@bdf1006 it shows extremely briefly at 0.25 speed

    • @arelymunoz3484
      @arelymunoz3484 3 роки тому +73

      @@taco1058 that's what I did to try and see the falcon. Even then, you can just barely see the bird!!!

    • @theunfortunateone7488
      @theunfortunateone7488 3 роки тому +53

      The fastest animal in the world is the parigrim falcon so yeah they fast

    • @coolerbones
      @coolerbones 3 роки тому +20

      @@taco1058 yeah only for like a single frame

  • @salimaljardani6773
    @salimaljardani6773 Рік тому +2151

    “And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors”
    I almost spit my water everywhere.

    • @b_omp
      @b_omp Рік тому +10

      242 likes and no comments? let me know when you get more.

    • @ObsidianArrowYT
      @ObsidianArrowYT Рік тому +5

      Ratio

    • @dishnakananayakkara2052
      @dishnakananayakkara2052 Рік тому +42

      @@ObsidianArrowYT failed ratio

    • @Gudsur
      @Gudsur Рік тому +12

      Bruh doesn't even realize he's one of the greatest comedians of this generation 😂

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM Рік тому +1

      ​@@ObsidianArrowYT bro has a roblox pfp

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 Рік тому +24

    I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody

    • @ascellaplays
      @ascellaplays 3 місяці тому +3

      exactly, an animal that can chill with the two most aggressive species on the planet seems like a recipe for a top-tier rating

  • @raymondjones7423
    @raymondjones7423 3 роки тому +1397

    So a Shoebill is friendly to humans but terrifying to everything else....
    So its a Pokemon?

    • @BigRobertsons
      @BigRobertsons 3 роки тому +124

      You'd think, but Nintendo took one look at shoebills and said "zelda bird"
      And that's how loftwings were made

    • @mijaaauuu96
      @mijaaauuu96 3 роки тому +39

      Nah mate it’s a loftwing 👌🏼

    • @Davethemechanic305
      @Davethemechanic305 3 роки тому +30

      Wild Pokemon definitely stayed attacking Ash and the crew. Humans definitely got that work. so I don't know lol.

    • @raymondjones7423
      @raymondjones7423 3 роки тому +3

      @@Davethemechanic305 True!😂🤣

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 роки тому +1

      Basically.

  • @oskarbondesson4936
    @oskarbondesson4936 2 роки тому +1291

    "We got the African thunder goose"
    "The Jurassic reject"
    "The Australian kryptonite"
    "and the... Kiwi?"
    God he is good at nicknames.

  • @paigepriddy7715
    @paigepriddy7715 3 роки тому +786

    This is why birds are my biggest fear, no joke. Everyone makes fun of me for it but now I've got the RECEIPTS

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 3 роки тому +59

      They are descendants of the dinosaurs, what did you expect

    • @pinkorblackgrid2461
      @pinkorblackgrid2461 3 роки тому +4

      What does 8:28 mean

    • @mandolorian162
      @mandolorian162 3 роки тому +7

      You got reciepts, but they got you on layaway

    • @mustafaadeel2359
      @mustafaadeel2359 3 роки тому +3

      @@pinkorblackgrid2461 i was just about to ask that idk

    • @elijahbillie5136
      @elijahbillie5136 3 роки тому +1

      @@mandolorian162 didnt make no sense whatsoever so um yea. . . you jus did that to yourself. How awkward 😂

  • @Catttails.-.
    @Catttails.-. Рік тому +31

    I actually got to see a condor in the wild(I’ve also seen some in my local aviary). Until you see one, you underestimate how big it is. Even so high up, they are HUGE

  • @auzzie-ace7921
    @auzzie-ace7921 3 роки тому +511

    Man that last clip is insane. Even on the slowest speed it still looks like sometime fresh outta DBZ

    • @kkhlufris
      @kkhlufris 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly right, even at the slowest still can't see it

    • @OutKeep_Animation
      @OutKeep_Animation 3 роки тому +10

      @@kkhlufris you can use () to go frame by frame

    • @kkhlufris
      @kkhlufris 3 роки тому +3

      @@OutKeep_Animation cool thanks man didn't know we can do that

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 3 роки тому +1

      There was probably half an frame.

    • @JeanBudo
      @JeanBudo 3 роки тому +9

      IKR !!! the falcon is so fast that its literally in ONE frame of the video... Holy crap!

  • @Flustershy
    @Flustershy Рік тому +3020

    Don't know which is scarier, the fact that you could barely see the falcon attack, or the fact that the falcon can still pull up from nosedive that fast and not become red paste on the sidewalk.

    • @Nobody-wp4ds
      @Nobody-wp4ds Рік тому +236

      I had to slow the playback speed to .25 and it was still way too fast to really see.

    • @lighthouse-witch
      @lighthouse-witch Рік тому +37

      Both?

    • @opd2846
      @opd2846 Рік тому +224

      @@Nobody-wp4ds i went and checked and there is quite litteraly 1 frame that you can see the falcon in.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому +70

      Neither. The scariest part is the duck is going to be eaten alive, and just imagine what it feels like to have bits of flesh pulled off by a pair of small tongs.

    • @iamfenrir5386
      @iamfenrir5386 Рік тому +166

      @@evilsharkey8954 oh, no no no friend - the duck is most definitely dead. With one balled up foot-punch the duck either literally got its brains scrambled or its neck broken. Either way he was in Duck Hell before the falcon even started saying grace.
      (If you're wondering why I said that its because there is no Duck Heaven and if you're wondering why I said *that* you probably shouldn't for your mental health.)

  • @NorthernCrus
    @NorthernCrus 3 роки тому +4134

    You just can't hate this man, his jokes are on point and he consistently delivers facts about animals that give genetic dropkicks to others
    Edit: I don’t remember making this comment

  • @Toughy112
    @Toughy112 10 місяців тому +2

    I was lucky enough once to see a California Condor in my backyard. Truly a magnificent moment watching it forage around

  • @tatsusama3192
    @tatsusama3192 3 роки тому +455

    Fun fact: Shoebill storks are insanely popular in Japan because of the natural bowing. So much so that the birds you fly on in Zelda: Skyward Sword were based on them

    • @ivett6124
      @ivett6124 3 роки тому +17

      Ngl- thats kinda cute

    • @Stofferex
      @Stofferex 3 роки тому +4

      People love the Kemono Friends version

    • @razatiger22
      @razatiger22 3 роки тому +6

      Its funny because Shoebills only live in the thickest swamps in Africa, I wonder who brought them to Japan.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +10

      Shoebills are polite birds

    • @inoli3164
      @inoli3164 2 роки тому +1

      that bird symbol on the shield had to come from somewhere amiright?

  • @TheeGreenApple
    @TheeGreenApple 3 роки тому +1602

    Duck: what a nice day ou-
    *FALCON PUNCH*
    Duck: *seizure*

    • @ChrisAndersonJrMusic
      @ChrisAndersonJrMusic 3 роки тому +36

      This comment had me cryyyiinnnggg🤣

    • @ABOOD-gg1ei
      @ABOOD-gg1ei 3 роки тому +14

      That was a seizure effect
      Edit:wasn’t *

    • @nicoolive7613
      @nicoolive7613 3 роки тому +26

      That Falcon stock out that duck.

    • @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq
      @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq 3 роки тому +100

      All jokes aside that nigga flew by so fast that the camera couldn't even capture it

    • @laughingdogx8070
      @laughingdogx8070 3 роки тому +57

      @@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq I know all I did was blink and say a duck falling down looking like it saw a ghost and having a seizure 😧 then decided to roll it back, put in 0.25x speed and it just looked like the duck was in slowmo and the falcon it's at normal speed [but over average speed] like....TF😭

  • @mathabomadia3951
    @mathabomadia3951 3 роки тому +823

    "this is not a bird, it's jurassic Park in yoga pants with a thigh gap. Y'all could never"
    I died!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aspen_
      @aspen_ 3 роки тому +15

      I died by actually dying
      But then I came back
      🤷‍♀️

  • @HYTELES
    @HYTELES Рік тому +21

    I had a rhea. He was super friendly! This was my favorite bird of all time!

  • @Mo_Shadows
    @Mo_Shadows 3 роки тому +2156

    "don't worry, this bird only terrorises Southern Africa"
    Me living in South Africa: 🗿

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +609

    One more fact about owls:
    While the specialized feathers of owls allow for silent flight owls pay for this feature by sacrificing waterproofing. Owl feathers are not waterproof meaning that if an owl gets wet the feathers absorb the water. And this can make the owl so heavy that it temporarily loses the ability to fly.

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 роки тому +24

      so to be safe we just need a bucket of water?

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +45

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Well it's not like owls pose any kind of serious threat to humans. But yeah, pretty much. If you managed to douse an owl with water mid flight it would most likely crash.

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 роки тому +7

      @@KingQwertzlbrmpf they have murked several people and they are good at crippling us

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +48

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 If the circumstances are right anything can kill or cripple pretty much anything else. Yes, there have been cases where people died from owls. But there also have been cases where people died from mice. Owls are pretty much harmless to humans. Or at the very least harmless enough to not require us to carry around a bucket of water everywhere we go to defend ourselves from a possible owl attack.

    • @missswiss6498
      @missswiss6498 3 роки тому +1

      What if it's frozen? Is it still the same?

  • @brynogaming2212
    @brynogaming2212 3 роки тому +505

    Crows: exist
    Owls: "And I took that personally"

    • @daemonsbaneallyn3553
      @daemonsbaneallyn3553 3 роки тому +13

      Owls; exists
      Crows; "And we took that sh!t personally"

    • @KingGlizz
      @KingGlizz 3 роки тому +2

      Rick and Morty finale be like

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 3 роки тому

      Can someone explain to me what he meant by "if you know you know"?

  • @cosmicphoto05
    @cosmicphoto05 Рік тому +5

    I love falcons, but my god, the falcon taking out that duck at the end was nightmare-inducing. Ducky never even saw it coming...

  • @dannya1854
    @dannya1854 3 роки тому +850

    "At least the Toucan babies are cute."
    *Demonic emaciated zombie crow rises out of box*

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 3 роки тому +6

      Well,that was rude

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 роки тому +5

      Oh. He was being sarcastic. Unfortunate.

    • @Skwishy121
      @Skwishy121 3 роки тому +4

      @@croc_moat2327 It-it's a bird-

    • @GodpraisethePALANTINE
      @GodpraisethePALANTINE 3 роки тому +6

      @@Skwishy121 birds have feelings too.

    • @Skwishy121
      @Skwishy121 3 роки тому +4

      @@GodpraisethePALANTINE 🚪🚶🏽‍♂️

  • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
    @paradoxtatorstudios9681 3 роки тому +811

    it seems, for some reason, that animals that look downright terrifying are surprisingly chill.
    but then friendly looking ones are hellspawn
    my conclusion: don't be deceived by appearances

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 роки тому +76

      Great Danes vs Chihuahuas basically

    • @whosarixxthough
      @whosarixxthough 3 роки тому +36

      @@lepurpleboi3266 that reminds me of the one video. Basically a person was filming and trying to take a picture of their chihuahua. Then the chihuahua bit the persons face, later they smiled and acted adorable for the video. Never ever underestimate a chihuahua

    • @teddieblue6723
      @teddieblue6723 3 роки тому +8

      And that also goes for minors
      - me a minor

    • @fishmcfish3850
      @fishmcfish3850 3 роки тому +24

      And then you get capybaras, cute and friendly

    • @ghafar4628
      @ghafar4628 2 роки тому +4

      One word: Cassowary.

  • @ashleg8350
    @ashleg8350 2 роки тому +3541

    That point at 8:27, where he says "if you know, you know..."
    For those of us who don't, he's referring to a event that happened in the early 2000s, where a man spent (I believe) eight years in jail for the murder of his wife. The stairwell pictured is where her body was found. The wounds were found to have Micro feathers in them, a feature common to owls legs. It was later posited by several doctors that the woman was in fact struck in the head from behind by an owl. If you've ever seen the talons on a great horned owl, you'll know why she didn't survive.
    This is the most well-known example of owls attacking people, but there are other instances recorded, mostly because those people inadvertently strayed too close to their nesting sites. Owls are exceedingly territorial, and will take it personally if you get what they consider to be "too close".

    • @OniHybrid
      @OniHybrid 2 роки тому +207

      Thank you, I was looking for this comment

    • @rafetrash9646
      @rafetrash9646 2 роки тому +104

      Really good explanation, thanks 👍

    • @viablue8143
      @viablue8143 2 роки тому +528

      Thanks for explaining, I had a hunch that it was this story but I wasn’t sure.
      Poor guy. His wife was killed, he was deemed a murderer and probably lost a lot of friends, his job, etc., he lost many years sitting in prison, all for something he didn’t even do. I always felt sorry for him.

    • @deplorabledegenerate2630
      @deplorabledegenerate2630 2 роки тому +32

      The explanation I was looking for. Thanks.

    • @maureenbogert6282
      @maureenbogert6282 2 роки тому +11

      Thank ya

  • @industrialis
    @industrialis Рік тому +8

    I appreciate every caption. I would be glad to have them all the time, since I am not native speaker an getting all analogies when spoken so fast can be challenging ❤

  • @As1anCr4ck3r
    @As1anCr4ck3r 3 роки тому +1230

    "kiwis are tough as the fruit they are named after" That line is so perfect

    • @DementedDaedric
      @DementedDaedric 3 роки тому +32

      He aint wrong. Theres kiwi fruits outnthere that can put up more of a fight than that bird

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 роки тому +19

      Really tho i think a Kiwi fruit can put up more of a fight on the vine
      Then the Bird
      I think sugar gliders even slap them around, Kiki gets no respect as a bird XD

    • @DementedDaedric
      @DementedDaedric 3 роки тому +18

      @@donovanulrich348 well he said it himself "The kiwi is a bird that just cant bird"

    • @setyourdisplay
      @setyourdisplay 2 роки тому +3

      @@drlipartia wha?

    • @drlipartia
      @drlipartia 2 роки тому +2

      @@setyourdisplay so sorry. my child used my phone/account and wrote comments. I will delete. sorry :)

  • @johnmarston4141
    @johnmarston4141 3 роки тому +615

    crow's : *breeding*
    Owl's : And I took that personally.

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 3 роки тому +705

    In defence of owls, they also get bullied by literally everything. Since they're very effective hunters, other birds try to make them leave their hunting ground by harassing the owls daytime sleep. Owls have to pick a sleeping spot very carefully if they don't want ravens, crows, hawks and eagles ganging up ou them while they rest.

    • @ASkinnyWhiteGuy
      @ASkinnyWhiteGuy 3 роки тому +57

      Once an owl was I guess nesting on our roof, and a hawk found him and they got into an argument

    • @sadhu7191
      @sadhu7191 3 роки тому +8

      life is hard even when its easy

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 роки тому +17

      So it's like vampire hunters going for vampire nests during the day

    • @gregorywarren6520
      @gregorywarren6520 3 роки тому +1

      I actually never knew that nice info

    • @kimochiwarui8264
      @kimochiwarui8264 3 роки тому +3

      Bro why was haikyuu and Bokuto the first thing I thought about

  • @desastermaster2010
    @desastermaster2010 Рік тому +7

    You are by far the best documentary host / narrator / creator I ve ever seen.

  • @afamnwosu7708
    @afamnwosu7708 3 роки тому +579

    "Any bird that's buddy-buddy with a water 'Bundy' is no friend of mine."
    Neat 😅

  • @Tobunari
    @Tobunari 3 роки тому +646

    Shoe-billed Storks. Literally so Friendly Nintendo made them the Horse in a Zelda game.

  • @luciellawliet
    @luciellawliet 3 роки тому +900

    I really hate how many birds are the same height as me….

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 3 роки тому +44

      Mood. [:')]
      What I really do hate though, is that they're all the more capable of defending themselves. Other than that, they can fly and usually they do so in incredible speeds.
      Like shit, the things I'd do to not get late for school and scolded. Well, when there were physical classes.

    • @hazelravens8373
      @hazelravens8373 3 роки тому +14

      If y’all ever feel useless just think about the Kiwi bird /J

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 3 роки тому +15

      When everyone else is a ostritch, emu or some-such-other then you're the kiwi
      Smol gang rise up

    • @leonardomachado9423
      @leonardomachado9423 3 роки тому +2

      You good or should I tell you about ostriches?

    • @sunshine-oy1li
      @sunshine-oy1li 3 роки тому +1

      Taller*

  • @FiglioBastardo
    @FiglioBastardo Рік тому +3

    🤣 I'm not even mad this popped up in my feed! You're hilarious brother!
    And you even feature the Urban Rescue Ranch! Very nice!

  • @RealCGH
    @RealCGH 3 роки тому +823

    Shoebill: *kills literally anything it sees in the wild*
    Shoebill around humans: well hello there how y'all doing?

    • @Hyzayn
      @Hyzayn 3 роки тому +23

      @Ruby LEE then you failed training him

    • @acdesegurgels8663
      @acdesegurgels8663 3 роки тому +3

      @Ruby LEE my alligator like that too

    • @Isaac_646
      @Isaac_646 3 роки тому +2

      But seriously I can't get enough of these birds they're so nice!

    • @rodrigosousa3812
      @rodrigosousa3812 3 роки тому +1

      they must be around us sunce we climbed trees, probably they know all our tricks

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 3 роки тому +5

      Well we aren’t that different now are we?

  • @blueberry_borb
    @blueberry_borb 2 роки тому +632

    As an aspiring ornithologist, I highly enjoyed this video. Birds are absolutely crazy, and the more you learn about them, the more you learn that you should *fear* them.

  • @jdvonteofficial
    @jdvonteofficial 3 роки тому +4861

    You should be casted for the next Jumanji 👀

  • @trulycommando
    @trulycommando Рік тому +6

    Imagine being in the wild and you just see a shoebill walking by and just chilling.

  • @sapphirelight748
    @sapphirelight748 3 роки тому +241

    "Moral of the story: you're looking at one of the most dangerous, destructive species in the jungle. And next to it is an eagle."

    • @SilkySouth
      @SilkySouth 3 роки тому +3

      Not a moral, but a for effort

  • @pharoh9439
    @pharoh9439 3 роки тому +780

    “God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it”
    well said.

    • @IRmightynoob
      @IRmightynoob 3 роки тому

      As is the NATURE of things. (lowest hanging fruit joke I could conjure.)

    • @vxxiii4160
      @vxxiii4160 3 роки тому

      I'm dying

    • @rashidrahman7998
      @rashidrahman7998 3 роки тому +1

      Can anyone explain? I didn't get that.

    • @CocoCrispy_
      @CocoCrispy_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@rashidrahman7998 god gave us thumbs, we used them to make tools, and here we are millions of years later destroying our earth. All cause we got an appendage that lets us pick shit up/throw stuff😂

    • @CocoCrispy_
      @CocoCrispy_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@rashidrahman7998 pretty much god made us op and the rest of the animals are suffering cause of it

  • @toraphire
    @toraphire 3 роки тому +594

    Sushi: *”BOW BEFORE ME IF YOU DARE PET ME.”*
    Also Sushi: “okay pets pls”

    • @jenonymous1018
      @jenonymous1018 3 роки тому +23

      gotta stroke his ego before you can stroke his feathers

  • @YTMythicsnek
    @YTMythicsnek Рік тому +10

    The sleeping baby owl made my day😊

  • @lusir.
    @lusir. 3 роки тому +320

    so basically, Falcons deliver brain damages you never asked for and you just gotta accept it when it happens.

    • @scorpiocarnage1055
      @scorpiocarnage1055 3 роки тому +11

      Yep. This bird is zooming faster than you can blink and there is literally nothing you can do about it. What saves anyone is if it makes a mistake.

    • @rayhamza4107
      @rayhamza4107 3 роки тому +3

      So crazy amazing

  • @loganbatis5573
    @loganbatis5573 3 роки тому +223

    Sheesh, the peregrine falcon has godlike control, it clapped a duck on the ground while diving at over 200 mph from probably well over 200 feet in the air and never hit the ground. That’s some real dedication.

    • @UfodexENMD
      @UfodexENMD 3 роки тому +26

      I slowed it down to 0.25 and I still couldn't see it. It's crazy how fast that falcon is

    • @marsh8II
      @marsh8II 3 роки тому +18

      ​@@UfodexENMD it appears for like a third of a second on 0.25x speed but i got a screenshot of it. it looks like when you fuck up a panoramic image tho

    • @gravehammer4095
      @gravehammer4095 3 роки тому +2

      @@UfodexENMD It's literally a single frame in the video.

  • @LockerCombination
    @LockerCombination 3 роки тому +403

    His creative ways of saying “you’ll die” : “take you off the census”. “you can take a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away” I love those ❤️

    • @CainLupus
      @CainLupus 3 роки тому +36

      "Worked, Murked, and put on a shirt" ☠️☠️☠️

    • @LockerCombination
      @LockerCombination 3 роки тому +2

      lol yes

    • @pinkorblackgrid2461
      @pinkorblackgrid2461 3 роки тому +2

      What does 8:28 mean

    • @motorcitymangababe
      @motorcitymangababe 3 роки тому +15

      I came for the aninal facts but i stayed for the "1000 ways to say youre gonna die"

    • @BarugoSama
      @BarugoSama 3 роки тому +3

      @@pinkorblackgrid2461 Netflix Docu The Staircase.. seems an Owl might be responsible for some murder or smth,
      Google: Netflix Staircase Owl

  • @trob1731
    @trob1731 Рік тому +4

    Barn owls around my area screech once in a while at night. Like, "I'm out hunting. You've been warned!" I read about the Harpy Eagle in the '70s. The destruction of their environment is sad. They are truly magnificent creatures. Love your flow. Subbing.

  • @seeky2366
    @seeky2366 3 роки тому +280

    “Worked, Merced, and put on a shirt”
    Genius

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 3 роки тому +2

      The true genius would be to actually put it on a shirt, I’d say it’d probably sell well

  • @Neha98
    @Neha98 3 роки тому +667

    They're like that friendly kid in school who gets along with the bad and scary kids

    • @KevinGsWK
      @KevinGsWK 3 роки тому

      TF are scary kids?

    • @Neha98
      @Neha98 3 роки тому +23

      @@KevinGsWK idk man I was bullied some kids were scary

    • @akiramakara2062
      @akiramakara2062 3 роки тому +65

      @@KevinGsWK If you've never met a scary child, chances are you were the scary child.

    • @KevinGsWK
      @KevinGsWK 3 роки тому +1

      @@akiramakara2062 bruh

    • @lgooch
      @lgooch 3 роки тому +6

      @@akiramakara2062 shit

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 3 роки тому +470

    The last clip of the flacon killing that duck…. That’s fucking insane 💀💀💀

    • @zidfilms
      @zidfilms 3 роки тому +70

      I did'nt even see the falcon hitting the duck lol its so fast

    • @jeffrycochran_mp3a425
      @jeffrycochran_mp3a425 3 роки тому +64

      I replayed that part so many times. At first I asked myself why is he showing a duck getting shot...makes no sense. Then I was like hold up did a falcon just land over there? Rewind that.

    • @WinterToa
      @WinterToa 3 роки тому +37

      Frrrr, i played that back like 3times at .25 speed and i still barely saw it

    • @rubeniscool
      @rubeniscool 3 роки тому +45

      @@WinterToa madness is what it is lol
      *normal speed*: nothing.
      *.25 speed*: a blur. for two whole frames.
      So that moment literally lasts for 1/12 of a second. And even then it's a *blur*.
      Madness.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +13

      I didn't even see the goddamn falcon, I thought the duck was just having a funny seizure.

  • @Starzzzzz417
    @Starzzzzz417 Рік тому +10

    10:33 Bro got that light fur stare

  • @Fontana22
    @Fontana22 3 роки тому +583

    "when owls decide to speak up they put someone on therapy"
    me: oh cmon they Just Go "whooo"
    owl: *ungodly screech*
    me: ffs wth is that??

    • @lunerlilly
      @lunerlilly 3 роки тому +46

      They can hoot but that owl was not happy xD

    • @Nokyyyyy
      @Nokyyyyy 3 роки тому +23

      That's probably a barn owl, they can do pretty horrible noises (they are called "chouettes effraie" in french, = ~frighten owl ?)
      They don't sound as cool as european eagle-owls and friends

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +19

      ua-cam.com/video/DzhSxhhAYbE/v-deo.html
      It sounds cute at a distance, but when it is 100+ dB a meter away at 1 a.m., it sounds just as ungodly, as though a demon of Hell had perched on your windowsill.

    • @oreo1749
      @oreo1749 3 роки тому +11

      So to summarize: soulless possessed demons that look terrifying without feathers, can kidnap someone without the animal they kidnapped even realizing for a second or two, will decapitate said kidnapped animals on its way home, demonic screeching is a normal thing, and are satanic demons that can turn their head 180 degrees

    • @hayan8391
      @hayan8391 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nokyyyyy the owls scare

  • @Anasvet28
    @Anasvet28 3 роки тому +901

    So is everyone going to ignore the fact that falcons fist fight?

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 3 роки тому +69

      Falcon punch

    • @davidgavranic5044
      @davidgavranic5044 3 роки тому +67

      And the fact its so fast u dont even see it ib the video

    • @elation.e
      @elation.e 3 роки тому +9

      Rollan boutta get beaten up: :’)

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 3 роки тому +23

      they throw hands better than Mayweather

    • @bunnyball698
      @bunnyball698 3 роки тому +26

      There’s a type of falcon (can’t remember it’s name) that can skydive at 320 km/h, now imagine getting punched by that.
      *PAIN*

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 3 роки тому +365

    Learning about the Secretary Bird makes the Secretary lady in Aggretsuko make so much more damn sense.

    • @missswiss6498
      @missswiss6498 3 роки тому +27

      *o h -*
      Yeah you're right, it does

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +15

      The best part of it all? The Secretary LOVES axe-kicking stuff she doesn’t like in the show.

    • @jesslauren8031
      @jesslauren8031 2 роки тому +9

      I’ve always loved birds and secretary birds are so pretty. When I saw Washimi, I had to watch Aggretsuko and she is now my magnificent birb waifu.

  • @janetdibernardo9471
    @janetdibernardo9471 Рік тому +2

    Honestly,easily my favorite channel right now,n aint changin anytime soon.Great work,love every single vid so far.Salute.love,respect n support frm Bklyn

  • @supremememe4340
    @supremememe4340 3 роки тому +407

    Duck: minding it's own buissness.
    Falcon: DEATH FROM ABOVE

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 3 роки тому +14

      Female duck: minding its own business
      Male ducks: …… yeah ill take the falcon

    • @tommeng6522
      @tommeng6522 3 роки тому +13

      FALCON PAAAAUNCH

    • @brandimullins8813
      @brandimullins8813 3 роки тому +4

      Falcons literally All Might Texas Smash their prey, lmfao so funny

    • @MoodyWeatherASD
      @MoodyWeatherASD 3 роки тому +11

      I slowed the video down as much as I could and still didn't see it D:

    • @tonytony2277
      @tonytony2277 3 роки тому

      They really out here sneaking folks😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

  • @1._5._7._0
    @1._5._7._0 3 роки тому +484

    "basically kiwi's are bird that can't bird" ROAST OF THE YEAR-

    • @eileenmcfarland2598
      @eileenmcfarland2598 3 роки тому +22

      Like pandas the bear that can’t bear

    • @V.U.4six
      @V.U.4six 3 роки тому +7

      @@eileenmcfarland2598 and both are cute too

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 роки тому +1

      @@eileenmcfarland2598 pandas are more of a life choice than getting the evolutionary shaft. Pandas have the parts to let them eat meat or fuck other animals up, if they'd just stop eating the fucking bamboo.

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 3 роки тому +374

    Cursed and angry birds: (exist)
    Kevin: "Ah yes, I have found my people"

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 роки тому +7

      "Now, watch me roast the SHIT out of 'em"

    • @yaboi5460
      @yaboi5460 3 роки тому +8

      Is that hit rapper and artist Dababy

    • @antonioalbul00
      @antonioalbul00 3 роки тому

      whos kevin

    • @Killerboy-zz8bv
      @Killerboy-zz8bv 3 роки тому +3

      @@antonioalbul00 it's a very angry bird on the Rescue Ranch yt channel that always chooses violence and is burning uncle Ben's mental health

  • @ultranovva
    @ultranovva 4 дні тому +1

    This man has the best way of words

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +283

    Barn owls sound like ancient cryptic gods and have little wood heart faces. And I love them.

    • @alpheusmarshall4670
      @alpheusmarshall4670 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому

      “This Australian bird has a yellow butterfly on its face and it’s constantly holding two knives with its elbows”
      I love nature dude

  • @touxinz
    @touxinz 3 роки тому +513

    Harpy eagle: **about to commit murder**
    UA-cam: ah yes, music

    • @mariaclaramajin9906
      @mariaclaramajin9906 3 роки тому +15

      You can't deny, they are terrifyingly *BEAUTIFULL* . Also, they can vibe check the fuck out of a bald eagle. Proud of the brazilian harpy

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @yurigouveawagner9432
      @yurigouveawagner9432 3 роки тому

      @@mariaclaramajin9906 me too. hope he does one about the urutau

    • @cavisgood1247
      @cavisgood1247 3 роки тому +1

      The line that got me in the harpy part was “You’re looking and one of the most dangerous and destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle” 😂 😂 😂

  • @iguanobro9925
    @iguanobro9925 2 роки тому +984

    As a fellow The Urban Rescue Ranch enjoyer I can confirm that Kevin is aggressive 25/8, even out of the nesting season!.

  • @Plague0rganz
    @Plague0rganz Місяць тому +1

    4:32 thank you for reminding me to put ChapStick on

  • @Liam-jd9hd
    @Liam-jd9hd 3 роки тому +427

    Shoebills will bow to you and even offer you their own feathers as presents

    • @Hannah-zc8gn
      @Hannah-zc8gn 3 роки тому +26

      @Frost E Bear I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT!

    • @stevengu3196
      @stevengu3196 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly guys!!

    • @realhumanbeing3599
      @realhumanbeing3599 3 роки тому

      Awww that ls so adorable

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +1

      Another reason why I love them

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 3 роки тому +360

    honestly at this point earth is just wilding. imagine being an alien and coming here and immediately getting jumped/taunted by like 50 different types of birds then the humans are like "oh lol we barely even consider them dangerous"

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 3 роки тому +71

      That's basically that one enjoyable Tumblr thing called _"Earth is Space Australia"._

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 3 роки тому +37

      Oh yeah- Don't confuse the earlier one with _"Humans are Space Orcs"_ though. Regardless, both of these are the same level of enjoyable. [:)]

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 3 роки тому +14

      @@brinettevalorie4554 yea i saw that space orc series before, it's glorious

    • @plugshirt1684
      @plugshirt1684 3 роки тому +14

      I always thought it would be funny if there were aliens but they just have some material that makes space travel super easy so they’re actually just weak idiots who got free space travel

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 роки тому

      There is actually a mammal I think it's a marsupial and it has been miss elbows and can suck the Venom and then bite you but one thing is for certain if aliens came to Earth in 2020 or 2021 or any years pacing The Fallout of 2020 or just in Australia in general they probably died and I'm not even talking about when Nature was on steroids and dinosaurs that had a bite force of over 100000 pounds per square inch were commonplace creatures that were literally bulletproof creatures that could do you know impale you creatures that could move part of them beyond the speed of sound and we're bigger than what nowadays we would consider likely to be possible and let's not forget that there were Galloping crocodiles and there were crocodiles had measured 40 feet anytime mention the Titanoboa

  • @jordandabbs9805
    @jordandabbs9805 3 роки тому +1025

    " ostriches. Emus. *THIS BLUE BASTERD* and the kiwi" always kills me
    edit: damn my first 1k likes. thanks!

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 3 роки тому +18

      I loved that bit too. I wonder if he's made a video on them yet.

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 3 роки тому +33

      @@panther-nk2hn He already has. It's titled "Cassowaries are the spawn of Satan". You're welcome

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 роки тому +16

      Well it IS a *BLUE BASTARD*

    • @aliasariffin7420
      @aliasariffin7420 2 роки тому +8

      In the other video he called the cassowaries a jurassic b#llsh*t with feathers

    • @warrenarnold
      @warrenarnold 2 роки тому +1

      @@panther-nk2hn 7:27 to see Dababy

  • @vickiewallace415
    @vickiewallace415 Рік тому +1

    I have seen several of your videos, but this compilation made me laugh so hard I had to subscribe!

  • @darrylblanch8463
    @darrylblanch8463 2 роки тому +525

    Hahaha, I love how when it comes to Australian creatures, your "it's Australia" is enough said when it comes to the question of "why".

    • @fyrex7797
      @fyrex7797 Рік тому +5

      And what I love more is the fact that that's all he actually needs to say as a reason

  • @speckielishouspie8942
    @speckielishouspie8942 3 роки тому +187

    "but any bird buddy buddy with a water Bundy is no friend of mine"
    omg i can't stop laughing

    • @mysonandme8424
      @mysonandme8424 3 роки тому +3

      Really? Are you still having a giggle fit about that line?

  • @GeraltofRizziaa
    @GeraltofRizziaa 3 роки тому +338

    This guy is the embodiment of “Damn Nature, you scary”.

    • @BrooklynNY1979
      @BrooklynNY1979 3 роки тому +13

      Not quite..... I'd say a black David Attenborough. Colorful commentary, rapier wit, with contemporary Black flyness!

  • @ScribStat
    @ScribStat Рік тому +1

    That last video...holy crap. I didn't even *see* the falcon. It was just *that fast*.

  • @totallynotmarko5190
    @totallynotmarko5190 3 роки тому +312

    "Instead of delivering babies, this stork returns them" IM DYINGJDH

  • @fatallegend1
    @fatallegend1 3 роки тому +334

    “If I ever walked into a bathroom and a five foot testicle with wings looked back at me, I suddenly wouldn’t have to use it anymore.” Bro I almost spit out my coffee 😂😂

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
    @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 роки тому +406

    3 other fun facts about masked lapwings:
    1. The females have no idea when their eggs are about to drop, which is why the birds nest in seemingly ridiculous places (rooftops, nature strips, backyards... anywhere the bird happens to be grazing when they're due).
    2. They can run. Fast. I remember chasing one across the oval in high school, and the fucking thing was running faster than I could before taking flight.
    3. Their eyelids are transparent, so they're always aware of their surroundings, even whilst sleeping. This, along with sharp eyesight and nocturnal behaviour, make them virtually impossible to sneak up on.

    • @thomastailby7926
      @thomastailby7926 3 роки тому +30

      4. They're commonly referred to as plovers in australia. While closely related they actually belong to their own subfamily

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 роки тому +17

      @@thomastailby7926 Plovers are a family of birds divided into two groups: dotterels and lapwings. Dotterels are the small, cute variety (e.g., the piping plover), while lapwings are the larger ones (e.g., the infamous spur-winged plover).
      But yeah, we typically just call 'em "plovers" for short, since Aussies hate extra syllables. 🤣

  • @tapewormrage
    @tapewormrage Рік тому +1

    “African Thunder Goose” glorious.