Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-5956 - THEREISNOCANNON

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  • @dreamwalker4884
    @dreamwalker4884 8 місяців тому +472

    "Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
    Ah shit, we're doing pataphysics again...

    • @mr.t0xic100
      @mr.t0xic100 6 місяців тому +16

      I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?

    • @randomdude6446
      @randomdude6446 6 місяців тому +38

      ​​​@@mr.t0xic100Its the science of meta writing essentially some people in scp know they are fictional and study the physics of that

    • @meltedWax169
      @meltedWax169 4 місяці тому

      I fucking love it personally ​@@mr.t0xic100

    • @The_Blyatman
      @The_Blyatman 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mr.t0xic100uhhhhh levels of narrative, mostly. Basically it often involves them being aware they are, in fact, fictional, or characters in a fictional work within the SCP universe being aware of it, and then effecting said narrative anomalously. Pataphysics are fuckin STRANGE.

    • @mr.t0xic100
      @mr.t0xic100 2 місяці тому +2

      @@The_Blyatman so, if I get this right… its something (and to use a reference that is more generally well-known) like if Deadpool referenced his existence within a narrative and this caused the audience to react a specific way, which in turn caused the writers to alter their decisions on how the story was going to progress or how something would be written.
      Does that follow? In other words, the character’s multi-dimensional self-awareness causes the writer to change something, which in-universe would be seen as the character paracausally warping reality due to an indirect action of narrative self-awareness.
      A (seemingly paracausal) change in the universe which was caused, in actuality, by the character interacting with a higher-level of existence which the character itself may or may not be directly aware of.

  • @IgorAlvarenga791
    @IgorAlvarenga791 8 місяців тому +275

    "Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
    Graduated in Scientific Sciences from Universal University. This one is a legit science guy. I trust him!

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 7 місяців тому +30

      To be fair, he had identity abstracted by the god of the fairies, so those might literally be his credentials.

    • @biotoxin6280
      @biotoxin6280 4 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠@@travisoliver6741goddman fairies it’s always them messing things up.

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh 3 місяці тому

      Idk man universal university sounds pretty fucking high class if it's universal

    • @TwoSoulsOneCup
      @TwoSoulsOneCup Місяць тому

      @@ingavarhuniversal studios isn’t universally accepted across the board. Only so much as that they are a big budget studio universally recognized as producing focus tested, investor friendly, inoffensive, franchise-bound, unoriginal, reboot heavy films.
      So universality? The university might be. But it might be homogenized, sanitized, adult day care, “as it’s recognized universally.” Maybe😅

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh Місяць тому

      @@TwoSoulsOneCup bro who the fuck cares about whatever you're yammering on about. Why the hell are you bringing politics into something so unpolitical as a UA-cam comment about placeholder mcdoctorate

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 8 місяців тому +504

    You know you've sunken too much time in a fandom where you can listen to one of these and understand everything that's being said to you

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 8 місяців тому +28

      I still remember being able to completely comprehend 6659 when I was reading it

    • @TheDeepSeaCreature
      @TheDeepSeaCreature 8 місяців тому +12

      That's the reward 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 8 місяців тому +9

      I can't fully understand and I disappointed in myself but then again could be because of sleep deprivation

    • @c0ldsh0w3r
      @c0ldsh0w3r 8 місяців тому +1

      Sunken 😂

    • @coke_the_gal2813
      @coke_the_gal2813 8 місяців тому +4

      ok but blank's work is fucking amazing

  • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
    @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 місяців тому +451

    Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation.
    Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 8 місяців тому +4

      I read somewhere that Placeholder is malicious

    • @randomdothangs8882
      @randomdothangs8882 8 місяців тому

      Why is you’re profile picture fucken Epstein

    • @randomdothangs8882
      @randomdothangs8882 8 місяців тому +2

      Lmfao

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 8 місяців тому +20

      The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 8 місяців тому +4

      Him dr bright and tilda moose are some of the best written characters period

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 8 місяців тому +469

    The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...

    • @justinsmith5870
      @justinsmith5870 8 місяців тому +31

      I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol

    • @Abominable_Intelligences
      @Abominable_Intelligences 8 місяців тому +14

      Multiple layers of irony 😂

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 8 місяців тому +17

      @@Abominable_Intelligences but like, for real:
      The REISNO cannon
      - the thing
      There is no canon
      -funi scp meta
      There is no cannon
      -the thing actually stops existing in the story

  • @camelopardus5955
    @camelopardus5955 8 місяців тому +120

    Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards.
    Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.

    • @brianlewolfhunt
      @brianlewolfhunt 8 місяців тому +17

      Having your radio turn into glass, transmuting into a mannequin... All in a day's work, really.

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x 8 місяців тому +15

      Dust inhalations sounds really lame, compared to having your muscle mass and skeleton pass through your skin and your skin remains standing

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 8 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 8 місяців тому +3

      Bruh, imagine walking around in a typical day of work and then just getting *instantly f**#cking** boiled alive.* 💀

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane 3 місяці тому

      Dust inhalation in the Foundation is probably still a serious problem. It could make you rapidly de/age, de/evolve, eject all your blood from your eyes, collapse you into a singularity, reverse your perception of reality and fiction, give you instant full body cancer, or any number of extremely painful or fatal effects. Just from changing the filter on an HVAC.

  • @icenmeteor3489
    @icenmeteor3489 8 місяців тому +77

    Dr. Dougall Deering try not to ruin the entire world for something related to his brother challenge, level: Impossible.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 8 місяців тому +623

    Let's see who's behind this mask..
    *pulls mask off SCP-5956*
    An SCP-001 proposal!

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 8 місяців тому +38

      *[cue REDACTED ranting about getting away from meddlers]*

    • @dixionmuncher6481
      @dixionmuncher6481 8 місяців тому +7

      a reply from 23 hours ago?
      how?

    • @pandalover900
      @pandalover900 8 місяців тому +17

      Channel members get access to videos early

    • @TheBearInTheChair
      @TheBearInTheChair 8 місяців тому

      If I ever joind, ​@@pandalover900, I hope the videos are still at 3AM EST 😜

    • @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
      @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 8 місяців тому +2

      @@dixionmuncher6481 yeah hold up something aint right

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 8 місяців тому +702

    Pick your choice:
    🔵 "The *REISNO* cannon"
    _or_
    🔴 *"there is no canon"*

    • @modernwarfarefilms1
      @modernwarfarefilms1 8 місяців тому +63

      I read it as the second option

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery 8 місяців тому +36

      Both by the rules of a Dragonbreak

    • @nyarparablepsis872
      @nyarparablepsis872 8 місяців тому +31

      Both. Down with binary reductionism!

    • @TheLeathlobhair
      @TheLeathlobhair 8 місяців тому +19

      Joke's on you, the blue dress is actually gold!

    • @brianlewolfhunt
      @brianlewolfhunt 8 місяців тому +3

      well option number 2 is a different SCP

  • @Carpythesharky
    @Carpythesharky 8 місяців тому +974

    "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.

  • @roamingnpc7088
    @roamingnpc7088 8 місяців тому +121

    Imagine if this was someone’s introduction to SCP

    • @RowanNagy97
      @RowanNagy97 8 місяців тому +38

      I watched the entire thing because it was randomly in my recommended while bored on an airport layover and this is my introduction to it lol

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@RowanNagy97Lmao welcome to the fandom. Want some recs from this channel?

    • @izanagitco9435
      @izanagitco9435 8 місяців тому +5

      Literally me

    • @ArnoldJudasRimmer..
      @ArnoldJudasRimmer.. 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@EspeonMistress00yes please....

    • @ZeroStriker165
      @ZeroStriker165 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..scp 7819 noo Vacancy

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 7 місяців тому +12

    The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.

  • @TheDandyMann
    @TheDandyMann 8 місяців тому +36

    Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional.
    Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future.
    Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate.
    Noetic means mental activity.
    And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 8 місяців тому +76

    This is not one to play in the background, but it's the good and fun kind of complicated. Coming back later when I can pay full attention.

    • @jacobcain9008
      @jacobcain9008 8 місяців тому +3

      I was about to do this. Thank you.

  • @erocgittens5962
    @erocgittens5962 8 місяців тому +139

    Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 місяців тому +22

      Every time I hear "Placeholder McDoctorate", I think the same

    • @shiva_hardly_sarcastic
      @shiva_hardly_sarcastic 8 місяців тому +10

      well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks 8 місяців тому +1

      SCP 2000

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 8 місяців тому +12

    I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that.
    Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo 8 місяців тому +44

    "Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate"
    I'm fucking dying lmfao. I nearly spit my breakfast all over my desk

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 6 місяців тому +9

      You must be new around here....

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 6 місяців тому +8

      placeholder is a legend

    • @iantk17
      @iantk17 4 місяці тому +4

      this man has Lore and has accomplished much

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh 3 місяці тому +5

      Dr. PhD MD

    • @Br0ck3n
      @Br0ck3n 3 місяці тому +1

      That's his actual name, or at least what he calls himself

  • @felixrowan646
    @felixrowan646 8 місяців тому +39

    Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.

  • @toooes
    @toooes 8 місяців тому +164

    the cannon is a lie

    • @TheMysticalTank
      @TheMysticalTank 8 місяців тому +6

      What about the cake?

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 8 місяців тому +6

      But delicious.

    • @dr.robotnik3684
      @dr.robotnik3684 8 місяців тому +6

      Congratulations, you have been promoted to D class.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 8 місяців тому +3

      @@TheMysticalTank Nah cake is more real 😂

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 8 місяців тому +2

      Please, no more tired memes from a well concluded puzzle adventure game series.

  • @alexplayslife7782
    @alexplayslife7782 8 місяців тому +59

    The very start of the video: oh, this could be a fun one!
    10 min later: ah shite, here we go again

  • @theoriginalCorvanas1
    @theoriginalCorvanas1 8 місяців тому +16

    "... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.

  • @windunursetyadi
    @windunursetyadi 8 місяців тому +12

    I like how this literally connects an alternate On Guard 43 world and the ADMONITION universe which works out for the title in the end lmao

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo 8 місяців тому +7

    The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol

    • @Primatenate88
      @Primatenate88 7 місяців тому

      The family guy time travel episode lol

  • @cadenowens7596
    @cadenowens7596 8 місяців тому +20

    I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤

  • @rallymodeller
    @rallymodeller 8 місяців тому +23

    Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh".
    -Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me

    • @leahcole8672
      @leahcole8672 8 місяців тому +2

      Omg finally someone else from Michigan who gets it

    • @rallymodeller
      @rallymodeller 8 місяців тому +1

      @@leahcole8672Not from Michigan, but I can see it from my balcony.

    • @Rhinlord
      @Rhinlord 7 місяців тому +1

      Thank christ this bothers other people as much as it bothers me

  • @SuperSoundtracksEX
    @SuperSoundtracksEX 8 місяців тому +27

    “What could go wrong?” says The Foundation, where everything always goes wrong.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 8 місяців тому +50

    I was kinda hoping it would just be “There is no Cannon” so I could make up something silly but oh well.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 8 місяців тому +16

      That’s supposed to be the play on words here. “The REISNO Cannon” -> “There is no cannon”

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 8 місяців тому +1

      Technically canon*, but yeah it's a pun.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 8 місяців тому +3

      @@bugjams I know that. But the phrase “There is no cannon” was used a few times throughout this skip.

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun 8 місяців тому

      "There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.

  • @raulcici5767
    @raulcici5767 8 місяців тому +4

    Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"

  • @howardhavardramberg333
    @howardhavardramberg333 8 місяців тому +109

    The Reisno Cannon

    • @dthompsonza
      @dthompsonza 8 місяців тому +7

      Did he just read it wrong or is it on porpoise? #thisisajokeffs

    • @Carpythesharky
      @Carpythesharky 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@dthompsonzaporpoise? lol
      I wondered that at first. "Isn't it.." but as he continued, it was obvious that it was what he said

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 8 місяців тому +3

      There Is No Cannon

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@KutsugeMindUrmoks
      True

  • @TrenersLP
    @TrenersLP 8 місяців тому +4

    I absolutely love Placeholder and HarryBlank's work, excited to see you cover this

  • @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991
    @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 8 місяців тому +23

    Oh boy another meta cannon scp I love this stuff

  • @sanstheskeleton8104
    @sanstheskeleton8104 8 місяців тому +8

    Miguel O'hara: *VISIBLE ANGER*

  • @carloslorenzo7243
    @carloslorenzo7243 8 місяців тому +3

    Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD

  • @willharris2541
    @willharris2541 8 місяців тому +13

    Why don’t they just have someone ALWAYS on standby at SCP2000.

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 8 місяців тому +19

    So 001-A is an inverse "constant companion"
    In the summary part, it's also like the time sphere in Futurama. Neat.

  • @DoTheThingTheater
    @DoTheThingTheater 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the descriptions of the chaos that unfolds in the stories of this universe. So creative and ridiculous

  • @Sweet.peach21
    @Sweet.peach21 8 місяців тому +16

    Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course

  • @3OOM9
    @3OOM9 8 місяців тому +5

    I'd love to watch a video about the entire arc, once it's done

  • @one_two_three_for_five
    @one_two_three_for_five 8 місяців тому +13

    took me this long to realise that THEREISNOCANNON is a pun on THERE IS NO CANON

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 8 місяців тому +35

    The Rye Snow Cannon

  • @jeffreyzervos6938
    @jeffreyzervos6938 8 місяців тому +3

    I love this. Although I'm saddened your not doing any cactus verse I really loved those the best

  • @PocketAmbience
    @PocketAmbience 8 місяців тому +3

    Another well narrated SCP, thanks man. If you're looking to branch out, the Dune universe would be interesting to explore :)

    • @n00battak3r
      @n00battak3r 8 місяців тому +2

      I'd actually like to hear that from him

  • @LinksFan
    @LinksFan 8 місяців тому +12

    What a pleasant thing to finish work and come back to

  • @abydosianchulac2
    @abydosianchulac2 8 місяців тому +1

    What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."

    • @vereinigtestaaten6453
      @vereinigtestaaten6453 8 місяців тому +1

      How so? Paradox Placeholder is still alive, just transported into ADMONITION

    • @hesiod_delta9209
      @hesiod_delta9209 8 місяців тому +1

      @@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.

  • @ShadowKingRPG
    @ShadowKingRPG 8 місяців тому +15

    The Reisno Cannon, There Is No Cannon.....nothing is true, everything is permittted....

    • @Oilperson
      @Oilperson 8 місяців тому +6

      We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are the Assassin Foundation

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 8 місяців тому +2

      *Laughs in Bohemian Rhapsody*

  • @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
    @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu 8 місяців тому +13

    SCP Murphys Law was present.

  • @bournelucid
    @bournelucid 15 днів тому

    What mad genious storyteller comes up with these concepts...placeholder goated fr

  • @topher_69eze34
    @topher_69eze34 8 місяців тому +7

    That's reminiscent of Steins;Gate. Hououin kyouma (A.K.A. Rintaro Okabe) would like an upgrade please. 😅

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 8 місяців тому +1

      the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.

  • @basilisk5855
    @basilisk5855 8 місяців тому +10

    YEYAGGHHHGHHH I LOVE ON GUARD 43 SO MUCH

  • @GlungustheGlung
    @GlungustheGlung 8 місяців тому +32

    Aw yea 3am wheres the 3am guy

    • @theantshop8395
      @theantshop8395 8 місяців тому +12

      Yo what’s up bro sorry I’m late
      I’m on a walk along the train tracks rn cuz of insomnia vibing to SCP stories and 40k lore

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st 8 місяців тому

      Hellyeah man

    • @General_Tso762
      @General_Tso762 8 місяців тому

      I'm late as always

  • @MarketResearchReading114
    @MarketResearchReading114 8 місяців тому +1

    Wonderful imagination in this one, I think this idea is a brilliant narrative vehicle.

  • @carlosespinosa5533
    @carlosespinosa5533 2 місяці тому

    It would be so awesome if a show was made out of all of these. You could have several seasons on all the best SCP’s alone

  • @Butterlord737
    @Butterlord737 8 місяців тому +10

    Any time placeholder and wettle and balnk are in something you know its gonna get funky

  • @jakemoyers
    @jakemoyers 8 місяців тому +1

    hour long TES always makes my week that much better

  • @stonegardner9380
    @stonegardner9380 8 місяців тому +1

    Poor Dr Dougal Deering, can't catch a break. He kinda brings it on himself, but still

  • @TheSlizzer348
    @TheSlizzer348 8 місяців тому +1

    I quite like these odd time/reality based SCPs, it’d be nice to see some different types of scp soon though

  • @thesuperdoge2476
    @thesuperdoge2476 7 місяців тому +2

    I always thought this was named “There Is No Canon”

  • @deadgiveaway-z3i
    @deadgiveaway-z3i 8 місяців тому +10

    Or the THERE IS NO CANNON

  • @J_McPhearsom
    @J_McPhearsom 8 місяців тому

    Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 8 місяців тому +4

    We need to load Dearing into a cannon. He keeps breaking reality.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 8 місяців тому +2

      But theREISNOcannon 😱

    • @Cog_Nomen
      @Cog_Nomen 8 місяців тому

      Or we could just load a placeholder for him... 🙃

  • @Splorchus
    @Splorchus 8 місяців тому +1

    I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste

  • @KamiTenchi
    @KamiTenchi 8 місяців тому +3

    I don't know what this is about, but im lovin it.

  • @stargazingskeleton5917
    @stargazingskeleton5917 8 місяців тому +3

    YES! A new SCP read from TES!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 2 місяці тому +1

    29:09 BITES ZA DUSTO

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 8 місяців тому +2

    Wait, is it "Cannon" like the artillery piece, or "Canon" like the core fundamental building blocks of a setting?
    One makes more sense than the other.

    • @Kyora473
      @Kyora473 8 місяців тому +2

      Yes

    • @joshuasgameplays9850
      @joshuasgameplays9850 3 місяці тому +1

      It's a cannon, with 2 Ns. That being said, the name is also a pun on the phrase "there is no canon", which is something often said by SCP fans when explaining how the lore works.

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 8 місяців тому +1

    _That's an SCP?!_
    I thought that's how tuesday afternoons are supposed to go..

  • @Thecrucialdruggy
    @Thecrucialdruggy 8 місяців тому

    The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center

  • @PurpleChevron
    @PurpleChevron 8 місяців тому

    In other words, "7 ate 9." (September is the 9th month, but the word means "seventh month" - September 8th - 9 people die.) Clever recursive theme.
    Of course it could also be interpreted exactly the opposite - 9 ate 7 - since everything is reversing directions and maybe thats why the month that means "seventh month" is the 9th month.
    Everyone surely knows what 7 represents in these stories.

  • @kayakMike1000
    @kayakMike1000 8 місяців тому +1

    The Reisno cannon is loaded with amnestics.

  • @LazzarrusLong
    @LazzarrusLong 8 місяців тому

    01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!

  • @Parzivle
    @Parzivle 8 місяців тому +5

    Hell yeah boys we sleepin good tonight

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 8 місяців тому +12

    Welcome to another rendition of "WTF is going on!?" by our friends at the Foundation!

  • @jeshegames
    @jeshegames 4 місяці тому

    Man this is where Dr Douglas Dearing Can’t Change The Past is from? I couldn’t get that out of my head while listening to the Admonition/Acroamatic Abatement articles

  • @Autrone
    @Autrone 8 місяців тому +5

    "TheREISNOcannon" Nice.

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 3 місяці тому

    5:42 my birthday >:OOOO happy stress-day Dr. Dougleguy

  • @snowwolf4857
    @snowwolf4857 6 місяців тому

    This came on randomly while I was driving the almost hour trip to visit my boyfriend and I’m so glad it did

  • @vze1ruuh
    @vze1ruuh 2 місяці тому +1

    "What happened at site 19" ahhh scenario 😂😂😂

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 3 місяці тому

    Love the pun title. But I think that The Doctor and River Song had the right of it when they said "Shhhhhh!!! Spoilers!!!!!"

  • @nazgullinux6601
    @nazgullinux6601 8 місяців тому +8

    The canon works by reversing a localized 3D region of natural entropy, adjusting coordinates in real time to account for celestial motion through normal time which includes the rotation of the earth itself.
    It's tricky, but general relativity allows it (theoretically).

  • @rebeccap476
    @rebeccap476 8 місяців тому

    It’s been awhile since I’ve heard your voice and I’ve missed it so much. Thank you for your quiet calmness . 💖

  • @3003aug
    @3003aug 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how it spells out There is no cannon.

  • @therongjr
    @therongjr 8 місяців тому

    Dammit, I didn't want to re-read all of "On Guard 43" so soon, but of course now I have to!

  • @oscollective
    @oscollective 5 місяців тому

    15:00 Yep, deciding to eat dinner while listening to this was a mistake. I regret my life choices.

  • @donttrustabroom
    @donttrustabroom 8 місяців тому +5

    Yusss. Just in time for bed.
    Thanks so much!!

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 8 місяців тому +2

      omfg, you beat me to it.

    • @donttrustabroom
      @donttrustabroom 8 місяців тому +1

      @@IchbinX got the notification as I was jumping in bed.
      Have a good sleep!!

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 8 місяців тому

    Hoo boy, this is some Doctor Who levels of timey-wimey shenanigans. 🤯
    Specifically, it reminded me of the Last Great Time War (especially its fanfic depiction) : At the epicenter of the time-paradoxical anomaly, ppl are dying, only to resurrect every year, and when they Don’t die, their personal timelines get corrupted, turning them into homicidal degradations. And when Extra ppl die, time has to be shifted in order to compensate for this, and their deaths have to then be maintained in every cycle, or the paradox will get even more convoluted.
    😵

  • @corvideer1738
    @corvideer1738 8 місяців тому +1

    Weird ask, but does anyone know of the SCP video about a foundation staff that became like, obsessed with a phone and somehow went into the afterlife, but refused to tell the foundation about it unless they let her speak to her husband?
    I was falling asleep when I was listening to it, and lost track of what video it was from.
    Thank you in advance ❤

    • @Hmmmmmm-q4k
      @Hmmmmmm-q4k 8 місяців тому

      I believe what you're looking for is scp-2922

    • @corvideer1738
      @corvideer1738 8 місяців тому

      @@Hmmmmmm-q4k it was!!! Thank you!

  • @theotherdave8013
    @theotherdave8013 8 місяців тому +1

    4 min into this one and...my head hurts.

  • @MelancholicBodhisattva
    @MelancholicBodhisattva 8 місяців тому

    Neat, the SCP foundation got a hold of Hououin Kyouma's time leap machine. Didn't expect a Steins;Gate crossover, but here we are lol

  • @Meloncolliepoet
    @Meloncolliepoet 8 місяців тому

    It's like an Elderscrolls Dragon Break gone horribly wrong...

  • @matyviola
    @matyviola 8 місяців тому +1

    Love listening while at work

  • @leahcole8672
    @leahcole8672 8 місяців тому

    Also lake Huron being hostile to life and construction isn't strictly scp related, the great lakes just be like that

  • @joshrosario1269
    @joshrosario1269 8 місяців тому +1

    I wonder if this is related to the existential abatement canon since dougal messed with time on both to save his brother

    • @Breadboy900
      @Breadboy900 8 місяців тому

      I'm wondering the same. Gonna have to look deeper into this. Used to hearing him say that this is a continuing of a story and what nof

  • @adeimousragnarok8150
    @adeimousragnarok8150 8 місяців тому +1

    NoCannon....WHAT...How in the heck are we going to have a SCP Convention if there's no Cannon...

  • @powarless
    @powarless 8 місяців тому +5

    Why does this sound like part of the Admonition series?

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 8 місяців тому +1

      I think 2 of the writers are authors of some ADMONITION articles

    • @rajukoley9249
      @rajukoley9249 8 місяців тому +1

      This SCP sounds like a part of the admonition canon but surprisingly it isn't like I checked to see if it was or not and yeah it isn't.

    • @harryblank43
      @harryblank43 8 місяців тому +6

      It's one of the things we wrote that ended up informing ADMONITION, and is canonically connected to it. I call it Episode 0 sometimes, and Placeholder tactfully fails to correct me.

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 місяців тому +1

      Some overlapping authors/characters

    • @powarless
      @powarless 8 місяців тому

      @@harryblank43 thank you for responding. I will be putting it in my Admonition playlist!

  • @thewarroirtaco
    @thewarroirtaco 8 місяців тому +2

    perfect timing

  • @Mr_Spooner
    @Mr_Spooner 8 місяців тому +1

    Posted less than 20 minutes ago, just in time for bed 🤙 love listening while i settle in

  • @kallistiX1
    @kallistiX1 8 місяців тому +1

    Those Deering Brothers need to get their shit together and stop causing these events.

    • @WD_Gaster66
      @WD_Gaster66 8 місяців тому

      Phillip is just a poor janitor

  • @dianeknut6587
    @dianeknut6587 6 місяців тому

    Fun vid to clean my bathroom to unfortunately I've understood nothing, 10/10 anyhow

  • @oksure9261
    @oksure9261 8 місяців тому

    Site-43: *REDUX*
    Or maybe its more of a "Remix", since everything got scrambled into being significantly ruder than it once was.

  • @ktjohnson1431
    @ktjohnson1431 8 місяців тому +4

    The risotto cannon

    • @cjthebeesknees
      @cjthebeesknees 8 місяців тому +2

      Mama Mia

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 8 місяців тому

      “The risotto cannon is BURNT, you bloody donut!”