I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?
@@mr.t0xic100uhhhhh levels of narrative, mostly. Basically it often involves them being aware they are, in fact, fictional, or characters in a fictional work within the SCP universe being aware of it, and then effecting said narrative anomalously. Pataphysics are fuckin STRANGE.
@@The_Blyatman so, if I get this right… its something (and to use a reference that is more generally well-known) like if Deadpool referenced his existence within a narrative and this caused the audience to react a specific way, which in turn caused the writers to alter their decisions on how the story was going to progress or how something would be written. Does that follow? In other words, the character’s multi-dimensional self-awareness causes the writer to change something, which in-universe would be seen as the character paracausally warping reality due to an indirect action of narrative self-awareness. A (seemingly paracausal) change in the universe which was caused, in actuality, by the character interacting with a higher-level of existence which the character itself may or may not be directly aware of.
@@ingavarhuniversal studios isn’t universally accepted across the board. Only so much as that they are a big budget studio universally recognized as producing focus tested, investor friendly, inoffensive, franchise-bound, unoriginal, reboot heavy films. So universality? The university might be. But it might be homogenized, sanitized, adult day care, “as it’s recognized universally.” Maybe😅
@@TwoSoulsOneCup bro who the fuck cares about whatever you're yammering on about. Why the hell are you bringing politics into something so unpolitical as a UA-cam comment about placeholder mcdoctorate
Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation. Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.
The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm
The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...
I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol
@@Abominable_Intelligences but like, for real: The REISNO cannon - the thing There is no canon -funi scp meta There is no cannon -the thing actually stops existing in the story
Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards. Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.
Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...
Dust inhalation in the Foundation is probably still a serious problem. It could make you rapidly de/age, de/evolve, eject all your blood from your eyes, collapse you into a singularity, reverse your perception of reality and fiction, give you instant full body cancer, or any number of extremely painful or fatal effects. Just from changing the filter on an HVAC.
The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.
Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional. Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future. Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate. Noetic means mental activity. And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.
Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂
well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line
I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that. Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.
Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.
"... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.
The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol
I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤
Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh". -Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me
"There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.
Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"
@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD
Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course
What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."
@@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.
the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.
Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!
I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste
It's a cannon, with 2 Ns. That being said, the name is also a pun on the phrase "there is no canon", which is something often said by SCP fans when explaining how the lore works.
The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center
In other words, "7 ate 9." (September is the 9th month, but the word means "seventh month" - September 8th - 9 people die.) Clever recursive theme. Of course it could also be interpreted exactly the opposite - 9 ate 7 - since everything is reversing directions and maybe thats why the month that means "seventh month" is the 9th month. Everyone surely knows what 7 represents in these stories.
01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!
Man this is where Dr Douglas Dearing Can’t Change The Past is from? I couldn’t get that out of my head while listening to the Admonition/Acroamatic Abatement articles
The canon works by reversing a localized 3D region of natural entropy, adjusting coordinates in real time to account for celestial motion through normal time which includes the rotation of the earth itself. It's tricky, but general relativity allows it (theoretically).
Hoo boy, this is some Doctor Who levels of timey-wimey shenanigans. 🤯 Specifically, it reminded me of the Last Great Time War (especially its fanfic depiction) : At the epicenter of the time-paradoxical anomaly, ppl are dying, only to resurrect every year, and when they Don’t die, their personal timelines get corrupted, turning them into homicidal degradations. And when Extra ppl die, time has to be shifted in order to compensate for this, and their deaths have to then be maintained in every cycle, or the paradox will get even more convoluted. 😵
Weird ask, but does anyone know of the SCP video about a foundation staff that became like, obsessed with a phone and somehow went into the afterlife, but refused to tell the foundation about it unless they let her speak to her husband? I was falling asleep when I was listening to it, and lost track of what video it was from. Thank you in advance ❤
It's one of the things we wrote that ended up informing ADMONITION, and is canonically connected to it. I call it Episode 0 sometimes, and Placeholder tactfully fails to correct me.
"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
Ah shit, we're doing pataphysics again...
I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?
@@mr.t0xic100Its the science of meta writing essentially some people in scp know they are fictional and study the physics of that
I fucking love it personally @@mr.t0xic100
@@mr.t0xic100uhhhhh levels of narrative, mostly. Basically it often involves them being aware they are, in fact, fictional, or characters in a fictional work within the SCP universe being aware of it, and then effecting said narrative anomalously. Pataphysics are fuckin STRANGE.
@@The_Blyatman so, if I get this right… its something (and to use a reference that is more generally well-known) like if Deadpool referenced his existence within a narrative and this caused the audience to react a specific way, which in turn caused the writers to alter their decisions on how the story was going to progress or how something would be written.
Does that follow? In other words, the character’s multi-dimensional self-awareness causes the writer to change something, which in-universe would be seen as the character paracausally warping reality due to an indirect action of narrative self-awareness.
A (seemingly paracausal) change in the universe which was caused, in actuality, by the character interacting with a higher-level of existence which the character itself may or may not be directly aware of.
"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
Graduated in Scientific Sciences from Universal University. This one is a legit science guy. I trust him!
To be fair, he had identity abstracted by the god of the fairies, so those might literally be his credentials.
@@travisoliver6741goddman fairies it’s always them messing things up.
Idk man universal university sounds pretty fucking high class if it's universal
@@ingavarhuniversal studios isn’t universally accepted across the board. Only so much as that they are a big budget studio universally recognized as producing focus tested, investor friendly, inoffensive, franchise-bound, unoriginal, reboot heavy films.
So universality? The university might be. But it might be homogenized, sanitized, adult day care, “as it’s recognized universally.” Maybe😅
@@TwoSoulsOneCup bro who the fuck cares about whatever you're yammering on about. Why the hell are you bringing politics into something so unpolitical as a UA-cam comment about placeholder mcdoctorate
You know you've sunken too much time in a fandom where you can listen to one of these and understand everything that's being said to you
I still remember being able to completely comprehend 6659 when I was reading it
That's the reward 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can't fully understand and I disappointed in myself but then again could be because of sleep deprivation
Sunken 😂
ok but blank's work is fucking amazing
Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation.
Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.
I read somewhere that Placeholder is malicious
Why is you’re profile picture fucken Epstein
Lmfao
The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm
Him dr bright and tilda moose are some of the best written characters period
The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...
I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol
Multiple layers of irony 😂
@@Abominable_Intelligences but like, for real:
The REISNO cannon
- the thing
There is no canon
-funi scp meta
There is no cannon
-the thing actually stops existing in the story
Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards.
Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.
Having your radio turn into glass, transmuting into a mannequin... All in a day's work, really.
Dust inhalations sounds really lame, compared to having your muscle mass and skeleton pass through your skin and your skin remains standing
Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...
Bruh, imagine walking around in a typical day of work and then just getting *instantly f**#cking** boiled alive.* 💀
Dust inhalation in the Foundation is probably still a serious problem. It could make you rapidly de/age, de/evolve, eject all your blood from your eyes, collapse you into a singularity, reverse your perception of reality and fiction, give you instant full body cancer, or any number of extremely painful or fatal effects. Just from changing the filter on an HVAC.
Dr. Dougall Deering try not to ruin the entire world for something related to his brother challenge, level: Impossible.
Let's see who's behind this mask..
*pulls mask off SCP-5956*
An SCP-001 proposal!
*[cue REDACTED ranting about getting away from meddlers]*
a reply from 23 hours ago?
how?
Channel members get access to videos early
If I ever joind, @@pandalover900, I hope the videos are still at 3AM EST 😜
@@dixionmuncher6481 yeah hold up something aint right
Pick your choice:
🔵 "The *REISNO* cannon"
_or_
🔴 *"there is no canon"*
I read it as the second option
Both by the rules of a Dragonbreak
Both. Down with binary reductionism!
Joke's on you, the blue dress is actually gold!
well option number 2 is a different SCP
"REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
Clever as duck
🤮
But THERE IS NO CANNON?!
🤣
@@aryanahr7887 Double Entendre.
what?
Imagine if this was someone’s introduction to SCP
I watched the entire thing because it was randomly in my recommended while bored on an airport layover and this is my introduction to it lol
@@RowanNagy97Lmao welcome to the fandom. Want some recs from this channel?
Literally me
@@EspeonMistress00yes please....
@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..scp 7819 noo Vacancy
The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.
Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional.
Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future.
Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate.
Noetic means mental activity.
And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.
Ok.
This is not one to play in the background, but it's the good and fun kind of complicated. Coming back later when I can pay full attention.
I was about to do this. Thank you.
Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂
Every time I hear "Placeholder McDoctorate", I think the same
well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line
SCP 2000
I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that.
Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.
"Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate"
I'm fucking dying lmfao. I nearly spit my breakfast all over my desk
You must be new around here....
placeholder is a legend
this man has Lore and has accomplished much
Dr. PhD MD
That's his actual name, or at least what he calls himself
Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.
the cannon is a lie
What about the cake?
But delicious.
Congratulations, you have been promoted to D class.
@@TheMysticalTank Nah cake is more real 😂
Please, no more tired memes from a well concluded puzzle adventure game series.
The very start of the video: oh, this could be a fun one!
10 min later: ah shite, here we go again
"... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.
I like how this literally connects an alternate On Guard 43 world and the ADMONITION universe which works out for the title in the end lmao
The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol
The family guy time travel episode lol
I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤
Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh".
-Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me
Omg finally someone else from Michigan who gets it
@@leahcole8672Not from Michigan, but I can see it from my balcony.
Thank christ this bothers other people as much as it bothers me
“What could go wrong?” says The Foundation, where everything always goes wrong.
I was kinda hoping it would just be “There is no Cannon” so I could make up something silly but oh well.
That’s supposed to be the play on words here. “The REISNO Cannon” -> “There is no cannon”
Technically canon*, but yeah it's a pun.
@@bugjams I know that. But the phrase “There is no cannon” was used a few times throughout this skip.
"There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.
Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"
The Reisno Cannon
Did he just read it wrong or is it on porpoise? #thisisajokeffs
@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
@@dthompsonzaporpoise? lol
I wondered that at first. "Isn't it.." but as he continued, it was obvious that it was what he said
There Is No Cannon
@@KutsugeMindUrmoks
True
I absolutely love Placeholder and HarryBlank's work, excited to see you cover this
Oh boy another meta cannon scp I love this stuff
Miguel O'hara: *VISIBLE ANGER*
Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD
Why don’t they just have someone ALWAYS on standby at SCP2000.
So 001-A is an inverse "constant companion"
In the summary part, it's also like the time sphere in Futurama. Neat.
I love the descriptions of the chaos that unfolds in the stories of this universe. So creative and ridiculous
Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course
😂😂yeah i hear that!! 😎😎
I'd love to watch a video about the entire arc, once it's done
took me this long to realise that THEREISNOCANNON is a pun on THERE IS NO CANON
The Rye Snow Cannon
I love this. Although I'm saddened your not doing any cactus verse I really loved those the best
Another well narrated SCP, thanks man. If you're looking to branch out, the Dune universe would be interesting to explore :)
I'd actually like to hear that from him
What a pleasant thing to finish work and come back to
What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."
How so? Paradox Placeholder is still alive, just transported into ADMONITION
@@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.
The Reisno Cannon, There Is No Cannon.....nothing is true, everything is permittted....
We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are the Assassin Foundation
*Laughs in Bohemian Rhapsody*
SCP Murphys Law was present.
What mad genious storyteller comes up with these concepts...placeholder goated fr
That's reminiscent of Steins;Gate. Hououin kyouma (A.K.A. Rintaro Okabe) would like an upgrade please. 😅
the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.
YEYAGGHHHGHHH I LOVE ON GUARD 43 SO MUCH
Aw yea 3am wheres the 3am guy
Yo what’s up bro sorry I’m late
I’m on a walk along the train tracks rn cuz of insomnia vibing to SCP stories and 40k lore
Hellyeah man
I'm late as always
Wonderful imagination in this one, I think this idea is a brilliant narrative vehicle.
It would be so awesome if a show was made out of all of these. You could have several seasons on all the best SCP’s alone
Any time placeholder and wettle and balnk are in something you know its gonna get funky
hour long TES always makes my week that much better
Poor Dr Dougal Deering, can't catch a break. He kinda brings it on himself, but still
I quite like these odd time/reality based SCPs, it’d be nice to see some different types of scp soon though
I always thought this was named “There Is No Canon”
Or the THERE IS NO CANNON
Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!
We need to load Dearing into a cannon. He keeps breaking reality.
But theREISNOcannon 😱
Or we could just load a placeholder for him... 🙃
I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste
I don't know what this is about, but im lovin it.
YES! A new SCP read from TES!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
29:09 BITES ZA DUSTO
Wait, is it "Cannon" like the artillery piece, or "Canon" like the core fundamental building blocks of a setting?
One makes more sense than the other.
Yes
It's a cannon, with 2 Ns. That being said, the name is also a pun on the phrase "there is no canon", which is something often said by SCP fans when explaining how the lore works.
_That's an SCP?!_
I thought that's how tuesday afternoons are supposed to go..
The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center
In other words, "7 ate 9." (September is the 9th month, but the word means "seventh month" - September 8th - 9 people die.) Clever recursive theme.
Of course it could also be interpreted exactly the opposite - 9 ate 7 - since everything is reversing directions and maybe thats why the month that means "seventh month" is the 9th month.
Everyone surely knows what 7 represents in these stories.
The Reisno cannon is loaded with amnestics.
01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!
Hell yeah boys we sleepin good tonight
Welcome to another rendition of "WTF is going on!?" by our friends at the Foundation!
Man this is where Dr Douglas Dearing Can’t Change The Past is from? I couldn’t get that out of my head while listening to the Admonition/Acroamatic Abatement articles
"TheREISNOcannon" Nice.
5:42 my birthday >:OOOO happy stress-day Dr. Dougleguy
This came on randomly while I was driving the almost hour trip to visit my boyfriend and I’m so glad it did
"What happened at site 19" ahhh scenario 😂😂😂
Love the pun title. But I think that The Doctor and River Song had the right of it when they said "Shhhhhh!!! Spoilers!!!!!"
The canon works by reversing a localized 3D region of natural entropy, adjusting coordinates in real time to account for celestial motion through normal time which includes the rotation of the earth itself.
It's tricky, but general relativity allows it (theoretically).
It’s been awhile since I’ve heard your voice and I’ve missed it so much. Thank you for your quiet calmness . 💖
I like how it spells out There is no cannon.
Dammit, I didn't want to re-read all of "On Guard 43" so soon, but of course now I have to!
15:00 Yep, deciding to eat dinner while listening to this was a mistake. I regret my life choices.
Yusss. Just in time for bed.
Thanks so much!!
omfg, you beat me to it.
@@IchbinX got the notification as I was jumping in bed.
Have a good sleep!!
Hoo boy, this is some Doctor Who levels of timey-wimey shenanigans. 🤯
Specifically, it reminded me of the Last Great Time War (especially its fanfic depiction) : At the epicenter of the time-paradoxical anomaly, ppl are dying, only to resurrect every year, and when they Don’t die, their personal timelines get corrupted, turning them into homicidal degradations. And when Extra ppl die, time has to be shifted in order to compensate for this, and their deaths have to then be maintained in every cycle, or the paradox will get even more convoluted.
😵
Weird ask, but does anyone know of the SCP video about a foundation staff that became like, obsessed with a phone and somehow went into the afterlife, but refused to tell the foundation about it unless they let her speak to her husband?
I was falling asleep when I was listening to it, and lost track of what video it was from.
Thank you in advance ❤
I believe what you're looking for is scp-2922
@@Hmmmmmm-q4k it was!!! Thank you!
4 min into this one and...my head hurts.
Neat, the SCP foundation got a hold of Hououin Kyouma's time leap machine. Didn't expect a Steins;Gate crossover, but here we are lol
It's like an Elderscrolls Dragon Break gone horribly wrong...
Love listening while at work
Also lake Huron being hostile to life and construction isn't strictly scp related, the great lakes just be like that
I wonder if this is related to the existential abatement canon since dougal messed with time on both to save his brother
I'm wondering the same. Gonna have to look deeper into this. Used to hearing him say that this is a continuing of a story and what nof
NoCannon....WHAT...How in the heck are we going to have a SCP Convention if there's no Cannon...
Why does this sound like part of the Admonition series?
I think 2 of the writers are authors of some ADMONITION articles
This SCP sounds like a part of the admonition canon but surprisingly it isn't like I checked to see if it was or not and yeah it isn't.
It's one of the things we wrote that ended up informing ADMONITION, and is canonically connected to it. I call it Episode 0 sometimes, and Placeholder tactfully fails to correct me.
Some overlapping authors/characters
@@harryblank43 thank you for responding. I will be putting it in my Admonition playlist!
perfect timing
Posted less than 20 minutes ago, just in time for bed 🤙 love listening while i settle in
Those Deering Brothers need to get their shit together and stop causing these events.
Phillip is just a poor janitor
Fun vid to clean my bathroom to unfortunately I've understood nothing, 10/10 anyhow
Site-43: *REDUX*
Or maybe its more of a "Remix", since everything got scrambled into being significantly ruder than it once was.
The risotto cannon
Mama Mia
“The risotto cannon is BURNT, you bloody donut!”