the fact someone was so angry at ikea for having weird exits that they literally made a horror story out of it is so funny to me and i cannot get over it
@@superslothstudios the DH dude said that it was fake, like I thought it was common knowledge and most people knew the SCP Foundation is all just stories
My favorite is scp-999, the tickle monster. He's harmless, cute, only eats candy, save ppl and all he wants to do is make everyone happy. He's even gotten some of the most dangerous SCPs to laugh, smile and behappy while he's around. However I would day that 5031 is my second favorite
yeah but many of them aren't friendly and give them no chance, however with the shapeshifting yarn story, you can see that their tests caused the reaction in at least that one and i'm sure many others.
@@Unfriended_Doggo Actually they already know that 682 turns docile around 053 so they have their answer to calming 682 but the higher ups won't approve it.
I never understood why the SCP foundation doesn’t just send in a random D class to apologize to certain SCP’s. Like I think that would go a long way for 066 in reducing some of its hostility
@@splatterdots2436 What I don't understand in the case of 066 is : why didn't they try sending a class D in and say : "I'm Eric" ? Pretty sure the cat would be back/ Probably after doing something horrible to the class D of course.
I like SCP-343 the most, he's just so calm and has beyond unthinkable powers, but he simply just wants to chill in his cell. Also the fact that he likes whoppers made me laugh.
I actually roleplay a character's who entire personality is, "Man, it's just a child...Time to adopt it." And his husband is like, "No!" bc they already have enough children to take care of.
@@thelego6349 The classes are in relation to how difficult it is to contain them, not how dangerous they are. Even the most harmless SCPs can be Keter if they're incredibly difficult to contain
Poor SCP-5031 was a stress eater lol. I can relate. Side notes: In the story, 5031 increased screaming when he accidentally killed the chicken. He was upset he had done that. One of the reasons the poor guy was so violent is because he is a being that had been thrown in a steel box and completely ignored for 10 years, screaming the whole time. The original researchers believed he was evil and non-sentient based solely on his looks. 5031 was terrified of any human that entered his cage because the last time he ran into one, he ended up in solitary confinement for a decade. In my opinion, he could possibly be the toddler version of his species. Maybe they live 500 years and a 20-year-old is practically a baby, like how “The Child” is a (incredibly powerful) baby but is actually 50 years old.
Ummm he was hunting and killing people before he was captured. Sure, being locked in the cage freaked him out but it wasn't the reason he was violent. He was violent because he was a hyper dangerous wild animal with strong anxiety that liked to eat (before being civilised).
@@retsaMinnavoiG He was terrified, not “hunting and killing” for fun; ffs, he started to cry when he accidentally killed a chicken when trying to _play._ He just needed love and attention, as shown by the actual SCP file. He is not an animal so shouldn’t be compared to one. He is a sentient and sapient creature, on par with a human. I feel like you missed that the _whole_ point is that he is *NOT* another murder machine but simply misunderstood. That’s literally the core meaning of his story.
Also known as kaathu bad juju. I was. Once years ago have a vampire the Masquerade game going and we resurrected Cthulhu but but we couldn't just summon him without him obliterating everything within a several block radius so we came up with a nickname and it was kaathu bad juju. And that's most of our characters survive for a Time suffice to say it all ended pretty bad for everybody
Between all the chaos and uncanniness of the comment sections about SCPS, this specific comment section is just all about SCP-5031’s wholesomeness and culinary skill and I love it.
At the end of the day, we contain them just because they are anormal, many SCPs really are non-violent and/or unable and unwilling to harm or cause discomfort
Perhaps, or maybe it summons these items through a portal of some sort. Maybe when it pulled a chocolate cupcake out just stole one from a kids birthday
SCP 5031 is possibly my favorite non-horror SCP story. So wholesome, and the ending is great. I would be ecstatic with their progress, I would be praising it up and down for it's growth, incredible music and food. ❤
SCP 5031 is so damn cute i love it. it's so sweet and happy at the end. just proof that sometimes all creatures need is a little love and companionship. so damn cute i love it
I absolutely adore how the doctor and scp 049 are having a very serious and deep conversation but all you hear in the background is “blah blah blah, blah blah blah” idk, just really wholesome for some reason 😂
Lizard: Adapts to everything trying to kill it. Little girl: Kills anyone who's aggressive to it. Lizard: Adapts to not be hostile. SCP foundation: wait a second that's illegal-
Safe: SCPs that are understood enough to be reliably contained. Euclid: SCPs that are either not understood enough to reliably contain or that behave in an unpredictable manner. Keter: SCPs that either cannot be fully contained or that require overly complex and elaborate procedures to contain. Thaumiel: SCPs used to contain other SCPs or are beneficial to the Foundation. Explained: SCPs whose anomalous effects can be fully explained by conventional science Neutralized: SCPs that are either destroyed or cease anomalous behavior. Apollyon: SCPs that are uncontainable and are responsible for an ongoing world-ending cataclysm. Archon: SCPs that should not be contained because of the damage caused by containment and/or the benefits of keeping the SCP uncontained.
SCP 5031 seems like the SCP foundation's attempt to practically raise an anomalous creature as if it were a human child. Kinda wholesome in a strange way.
@@EnclaveSgt They doesn’t need to do things like cut a piece of 066 off, it’s unethical. They ripped the GOC a new one for doing a similar thing to SCP-1609, causing a friendly anomaly to become volatile to humans.
5031 has always been my favorite, he's so wholesome. He loves cooking and is super creative, and I assume that he was probably overjoyed to be given the task of creating a meal and performing for the Foundation staff (who'd get to enjoy his cooking and music) Also, why didn't they just use 682 to contain 173? They said the stalemate literally lasted hours and 682 is able to regenerate. Makes for a perfect way of keeping both contained (Edit: spelling)
there's also the possibility of 682 getting bored or finding a big enough loophole that he can exploit after a few months of constant exposure to 173, resulting in 682 probably mauling the statue to a point of being non-operable, breaching the laxed containment and going on yet another spree of mass murder
SCP 5031 would probably do super well in working part time for the foundation cafeteria! Give him a sense of purpose and a near limitless cadre of folks who would love his cooking on the reg.
2662 is just trying to live his life and literally turned himself in so he could escape and just experience peace. How wholesome yet sad. It’s not his fault he makes people think he’s a god :( poor guy
Researcher: Accidentally breaks a lego construction into pieces SCP-053: "aww" *Loud roaring and sounds of smashing in the background, followed by loud footsteps getting terrifyingly closer*
SCP Foundation: Be cold, not cruel Also SCP Foundation: *Sends an innocent guy into a room with one of the most dangerous SCP’s just to see what happens*
@@Special3375 Yes, they send class D personnel into that containment chamber, but in one story they also send just an SCP Foundation member who is of another class. I think he was a janitor/scientist. And they did it just to see what would happen. THAT’S cruel.
Honestly I'm surprised they didn't just leave SCP 682 and SCP 053 together. Her presence made 682 docile, and she finally gets a friend that she doesnt drive into a murderous rage. it would be a win win. they'd basically contain each other.
The biggest problem is that 682 has shown it will lash out the moment it is no longer in the girl's presence. Just the one time they were together triggered a massive containment breach that led to several deaths, starting with unleashing a sort of psychic attack that hit most of the facility.
The following anomalies can simply be contained by putting them in a rocket and firing into the goddamn Sun! SCP-035 (The Possessive Mask), SCP-96 (The Shy Guy), SCP-173 (The Sculpture), SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor), SCP-066 (Eric's Toy), SCP-082 (Fernand the Cannibal), *_possibly_* SCP-106 (The Old Man), *_possibly_* SCP-682 (The Reptile).
that 5031 story is adorable ahahah I admit - at first I thought this channel was just another thing kinda capitalizing off of the popularity of the SCP foundation's stories for profit, but I decided to give it a shot when I saw a few of these appearing in my feed. I was very surprised at how much quality and care goes into the animation, design, and voiceover work to tell these stories in a way more accessible to those who may not desire to get lost in the archives as many have in the past. Excellent work team! Very very cool stuff
SCP-5031 probably the best scp out there, my guy just loves cooking and music! this man is so amazing and such a refresher from all the other murderous scp we hear about! love it!
@@liamcoppock5187 did that need to be pointed out? can people not enjoy a story and wish to meet certain characters? is that so abnormal to you? have you never wanted your reality to be less boring and more like that of the fantasy worlds you read about?
@@Critical3rror lol imagine someone thinking they have to come in here and inform people that this stuff isn't actually real. imagine someone being so oblivious that they think others are actually oblivious enough to not know its obviously not real.
Ok, I think SCP-5031 is one of my favourites. It's literally just a kid who was stressed. Maybe it does have a giant scorpion body, 6 arms and a deadly sharp tail, but it's just a boy who likes cooking and classical music.
ok 5031 is just cute on so many levels, when does one find an SCP that turns from the mindset of a toddler learning what 'chicken' means to cooking food that could be served to the average civilian
I'm a huge fan of the Cthulhu mythos, and the twist with SCP Cthulhu is so fun. I love it. Though it makes me wonder how H.P. Lovecraft factors into the lore
I wonder if Lovecraft's cat is an SCP which, if you say its name, results in causing all leftist millennials who hear or see your words to go into a rage
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Teenaged Cthulhu will forever remain my absolute favorite SCP. The first time I ever watched the volgun’s video on him I was in tears laughing. So to whoever added teenaged Cthulhu to the SCP universe, thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shy Guy cracks me up. The blank stare, the crying, and especially when he starts that shaking and screaming are hysterical. Everyone/everything screaming in these is funny. Oh yeah, let's not forget his running and swimming.
The SCP foundation has to be the best horror gold mine yet there are no movies or a mockumentory on it. Maybe for copyright reasons but holy damn there needs to be a film about at least one of the SCP's
The following anomalies can simply be contained by putting them in a rocket and firing into the goddamn Sun! SCP-035 (The Possessive Mask), SCP-96 (The Shy Guy), SCP-173 (The Sculpture), SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor), SCP-066 (Eric's Toy), SCP-082 (Fernand the Cannibal), *_possibly_* SCP-106 (The Old Man), *_possibly_* SCP-682 (The Reptile). That's about a third to half the stuff we saw, and it can be solved like that.
@@hashkangaroo The goal of the Foundation is not to destroy, but to contain. The only one in this list that they actively try to destroy is 682, and way too many things can go wrong during so many moments. And even if it does make it to the sun, what if it survives ? I don't think the Foundation wants a sun-like lizard that hates all life.
"Yet Another Murder Monster" is a perfect example of why the SCP foundation should change their means of containment. Maybe instead of trying to terminate every dangerous monster, they should try to appeal to it's humanity and make it a safer being as a first resort
Thinking about it from a logistics standpoint that takes a lot more man power and hours to do that, for what feels like little or no results for MOST SCPs. Safer and quicker to make your first priority of containment, then researching how much of a threat it could be vs how nice and fwiendly it could be.
The Foundation is actually highly opposed to destruction of SCPs. There’s a counter organization that believes SCPs need to be destroyed but the Foundation actually has this mindset.
@@narhwallord6985 Logistically yes, to start with this is a good way of doing things. When it comes to ongoing containment, however, it becomes worthwhile to take a look at an SCP's behaviour and devise what tests to run if any and how to be kindest to an SCP, in the event of a breach you want as many allies as possible. SCP-5031 is a revision of original protocol, it's containment procedures showed a lack of interest in its behaviour as long as its contained. It has similiarities to some of the coldness displayed to other SCPs. "it hunts, kills and eats despite not needing to eat to survive" should be followed up by "how much can it eat?", in the case of SCP-5031 that follow up didnt happen till much later
@@mudawott Great now I have to keep a book and Ranges of what SCP I have to look up first......I like making lists and am a depressive insomniac. See the problem ? You AWOKE THE HUMAN ANOMALTY THAT'S STARVING BY NOT EATING AND SLEEPING AND LIVING THROUGH SHEER INFOTMATION. God help us. ( Yes it's basically true ,but I have dark humor🙃🤫)
The fact that they made SCP-053 and SCP-682 were "playing" together was both cute and creepy at the same time. Almost made me wish the SCP foundation allowed them to play together every now and then.
I find it funny how the narrator says that some files are classified to the 05 council and then he reads them to us as if they weren't. The 05 council will get very ticked when they find this channel lol.
Cutest creeper aw man so we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side Exactly what I thought when I saw your name LOL i’m a Minecraft OG i’ve been playing it from the beginning and I’ve stayed with it ever since
I'm kind of creeped out by the story of SCP 3008. Not because of anything in the story... but because it reminded me of a dream I had once where I experienced EXACTLY what the Delta Squad went through as though I was there... This is the first time I've heard/read this story, though. Seriously, what the actual hell is going on?
5031 is always going to be one of my favorites. it has good intentions despite being terrifying at first, but is a monster that enjoys cooking and music. it warms my heart hearing its story because its cute
A lot of them are places or objects, I find those particularly interesting, as it requires good writing skills to make those frightening or interesting
I just love scp-5031 it's so wholesome and it just made me happy to see it cooking and painting, finally a SCP that won't murder anything that can breathe
I don't like how the Ikea rewrite makes it sound like so many teams of D class have gotten out so easily. It ignores the idea that the door vanishes behind those that enter the building.
087 used to give me nightmares of that exact incident as a child about a decade before I learned it was an actual horror story. Sometimes I still have that nightmare as a grown man and it just makes me thankful that I won't end up like those 3 lost in the staircase
"Cthulhu lies sleeping in Rlyeh waiting to resurface and bring back the elder gods." SCP-2662: I am sleeping bECAUSE YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE
With the yarn ball I was getting the impression that Eric might have been a previous owner that it trusted, maybe a child that it cared for so acted soft and sweet with, and during the testing it might have been under the impression that it was still with Eric, or at least people Eric trusted or something, but then when the scientists try to harm it it realizes its in a hostile environment and acts alot more cautiously. Idk I just got the impression Eric was more a friend, might be wrong tho.
Not sure if you already know this, but Eric is quite a popular character within the SCP universe. No one actually knows who he is, but there are several SCPs related to him. There's also been a couple of journals that have been written in the wiki and they're very interesting! Just don't turn Eric into an SCP itself, because they always get downvoted into the 7th ring of hell lmao I highly recommend reading some of the articles related to him on the tags, they're super cool :)
@@user-im4me2hz7k Damn thats interesting! I'm still very surface level when it comes to SCP lore, mostly been watching videos on the more popular ones. And I get why people don't wanna turn the character into an SCP, it kinda ruins the mystery around them if they're just another SCP.
@@m0nkeywrench yeah, its honestly great. Eric is such an interesting character and the speculation around him is honestly my favorite part about the SCP wiki. I totally recommend either searching him up on the wiki or on youtube if you're too busy to read it yourself :) and when it comes to the popular ones, SCP Archives reads a bunch of them. It's really good voice acting too
@@Moon07887 what if Eric wasnt a bad person? The ball of yarn only started his agression when he learned the person interacting with him WASNT Eric, and then the eyes appeared. So he wasnt seeing who was playing with itself before then.
SCP 3008 sounds kinda like any real Ikea store out there, hard to locate exits and useless skinbag staff that ignore the costumers until it's closing time and then they try to murder you for making them work overtime.
I know the feeling. for the staff i mean. customers treat you like a google app and get overly pissed off if you dont give them the correct answer within a fraction of a second. i never worked in an Ikea- thats just general retail experience. personally you could leave off the "skinbag staff" and just call em meatsacks. thats all customers see em as.
Go to scpswag.com/ to order your very own SCP-999 The Tickle Monster plush right now!
Yooo new comment???
I would, but i am broke
just imagine if the plushie scp was real..
I cant get it, rip.
I love to hear your stories
the fact someone was so angry at ikea for having weird exits that they literally made a horror story out of it is so funny to me and i cannot get over it
@d h ayo no shit bruh
@@itsmeswirly9877 I’m confused, what are talking bout?
@@superslothstudios the DH dude said that it was fake, like I thought it was common knowledge and most people knew the SCP Foundation is all just stories
@d h were you born stupid?
@d h if you ever been to IKEA this is very real
SCP-2935:
"Everyone's dead? Let's not panic just yet."
Discovers SCP-682 is dead.
"Okay. Time to panic."
Uh oh indestructible reptile destructible in a new universe
BEST COMMENT EVER
" yes lets panic. im going home to cry in a corner."
They should launch their 682 into 2935 then reseal it.
@@danielstein4791 thats so smart…. 😳
At least we know why slenderman was wearing a suit now... he was on his way to his job interview at IKEA.
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Lol
XD
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5031 is doing his best im so proud of him. Look at him making thanksgiving dinner AND preforming an original song. Perfect boy, best boy, I love him.
Honestly my new favorite
My favorite is scp-999, the tickle monster. He's harmless, cute, only eats candy, save ppl and all he wants to do is make everyone happy. He's even gotten some of the most dangerous SCPs to laugh, smile and behappy while he's around. However I would day that 5031 is my second favorite
@@BaseSerpentMessmer my favorite are scp 999, scp 49 and 5031 in that order
@@elitehacker1416 same man. Third for me is 682. His hate and pettiness is entertaining to me.
I thought if you looked at it, it stop existing? Seems like that was forgotten at the end or I missed something
I love that Huxtable thought, "this 6 armed creature is my child. I will train them to become a master chef."
Well it worked at least
It’s kinda adorable actually, I kinda want to meet it…kinda…it seems really sweet
@@msminx_ right?!!
great to know niot all scps are evil killers
This is actually one of my favorite scps because of this reason
don't forget master musician.
SCP-5031: *RAMSAY!!!*
Gordon Ramsay: "Yes chef!"
SCP-5031: "This meal is cooked perfectly. Service please."
I can see ramsay yelling "EVEN A ANONYMOUS CREATURE CAN COOK BETTER THEN YOU"
His story made me smile
IDIOT SANDWICH!
YES LMAOOO
"WHAT ARE YOU!?"
"AN IDIOT SANDWICH!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't get this out of my head and "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?" 🤣
5031 is a perfect example that if they would just take the time to see what some scps wanted, they'd have such an easier job
If only it was that simple with all of them, some aren't as cooperative, and some just can't control their effects
Lets try this with scp-682 what could possibly go wrong :)
yeah but many of them aren't friendly and give them no chance, however with the shapeshifting yarn story, you can see that their tests caused the reaction in at least that one and i'm sure many others.
@Yobama that went about how I expected it to with the O5 councils reaction.
@@Unfriended_Doggo Actually they already know that 682 turns docile around 053 so they have their answer to calming 682 but the higher ups won't approve it.
SCP 066 is only one of many examples of decently docile SCPs turned hostile due to Foundation assholery. Feels bad, man.
It was a literal kitten, why would you hurt it.
How dare they >:{
Exactly what I was going to say! Why hurt the yarn ball :(
KeK
I hate cats
I hope the guy who said "Hey, lets cut off some material from the amicable yarn ball!" got demoted to D Class.
Agreed. That adorable little being didn't deserve that, and now its seemingly permanently changed.
I never understood why the SCP foundation doesn’t just send in a random D class to apologize to certain SCP’s. Like I think that would go a long way for 066 in reducing some of its hostility
@@splatterdots2436 What I don't understand in the case of 066 is : why didn't they try sending a class D in and say : "I'm Eric" ? Pretty sure the cat would be back/ Probably after doing something horrible to the class D of course.
@@salmaelnox1822 066 is known to be able to tell who the original Eric is.
@@sbeveloaf1120 If it was the case, he wouldn't have asked if the D-class was Eric.
Throughout the entire time listening to SCP 5031's story I was awaiting the horrifying turn that never came.
Same
It doesn't season its pans
Right? Lol. This guy just loves food and cooking lol
@@PinguWithAnAxe *horrified gasp*
@@PinguWithAnAxe **le gasp**
"The store is now closed, please exit the building"
D-Class guy: "IM ALREADY OUT OF THE STORE, STOP CHASING ME!!
Yes
Ikea man:NOT TODAYYY HAHAH-*proceeds to kill D-class*
Continue this.
@@igivewhatscalledkarma9758 hmmm can’t bleed wait OH GOD
Welp the d class would also say help me I am of the store stop chasing for god sake
well i,m in hell or heaven now
I like SCP-343 the most, he's just so calm and has beyond unthinkable powers, but he simply just wants to chill in his cell. Also the fact that he likes whoppers made me laugh.
God is chillin
Not quite.
SCP-343 _pretends_ to be omnipotent.
Its only real power is mind control.
5031 has to be my absolute favourite one. Top tier wholesome spooky boy, and an amazing chef.
heck yeah >:D
Little chef
yea same !! :]
y e s
The taste test part is what got me, like "here you go c:"
scp 5031 just needed some understanding, lucky them that they came across the scientist.
Huxtable was like "Man, he's just a child. Time to adopt it."
I actually roleplay a character's who entire personality is, "Man, it's just a child...Time to adopt it."
And his husband is like, "No!" bc they already have enough children to take care of.
Hey, it's contained!
Huxtable did not adopt it he just understanded it and it suffer less
Why the frick is he a Keter Class.
@@thelego6349 The classes are in relation to how difficult it is to contain them, not how dangerous they are. Even the most harmless SCPs can be Keter if they're incredibly difficult to contain
Poor SCP-5031 was a stress eater lol. I can relate.
Side notes: In the story, 5031 increased screaming when he accidentally killed the chicken. He was upset he had done that.
One of the reasons the poor guy was so violent is because he is a being that had been thrown in a steel box and completely ignored for 10 years, screaming the whole time. The original researchers believed he was evil and non-sentient based solely on his looks.
5031 was terrified of any human that entered his cage because the last time he ran into one, he ended up in solitary confinement for a decade.
In my opinion, he could possibly be the toddler version of his species. Maybe they live 500 years and a 20-year-old is practically a baby, like how “The Child” is a (incredibly powerful) baby but is actually 50 years old.
Actually probably not even 50 years old even more than that
@@Goofyahhgamer. Fair point *giga chad music*.
Ummm he was hunting and killing people before he was captured.
Sure, being locked in the cage freaked him out but it wasn't the reason he was violent.
He was violent because he was a hyper dangerous wild animal with strong anxiety that liked to eat (before being civilised).
@@retsaMinnavoiG He was terrified, not “hunting and killing” for fun; ffs, he started to cry when he accidentally killed a chicken when trying to _play._ He just needed love and attention, as shown by the actual SCP file.
He is not an animal so shouldn’t be compared to one. He is a sentient and sapient creature, on par with a human. I feel like you missed that the _whole_ point is that he is *NOT* another murder machine but simply misunderstood. That’s literally the core meaning of his story.
5031 was quite kind. I think he is a great cook from what I can see.
The person who wrote the 5031 story definitely has a background in developmental psychology. It’s honestly pretty fascinating
yeah that doc huxtable was G
Lmmfaoooo
I like that lil shadow guy, he just wants to make some chicken, jam out, and just chill with his buddy
@@johnlowry2915 indeed he’s adorable
I love how I read this comment while watching the 5031 clip.
SCP 5031 is such a wholesome story, my guy just wanted to cook and play music :D
omg ikr :D
Fr just a chill SCP
hi owo's cousin didnt expect to see you here
@@imnxtsleepy that's the point XD
Oh got it is uwu. R U N
The Ctulhu SCP is hilarious, imagine being a cultist breaking his cell door, and he's just "dude WTF!?"
He just wanted to play Minecraft in peace
"GTFO OF THE ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Trying to boat MLG
Soooo....everyone here thought of that video with the kid yelling: Get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft.
Also known as kaathu bad juju. I was. Once years ago have a vampire the Masquerade game going and we resurrected Cthulhu but but we couldn't just summon him without him obliterating everything within a several block radius so we came up with a nickname and it was kaathu bad juju. And that's most of our characters survive for a Time suffice to say it all ended pretty bad for everybody
Between all the chaos and uncanniness of the comment sections about SCPS, this specific comment section is just all about SCP-5031’s wholesomeness and culinary skill and I love it.
a phrase that will haunt me forever in a dark room: "Exceuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building"
dude our drive thru at work says that when someone pulls up after close and it's eerie as fuck sometimes
I played a game about it before at like 1 AM and I left and agreed with myself that I cannot play the game anymore... Ikea monster😖😣
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SadZs
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Never watch tDoctor who, then.
5031 is like a toddler and the staff is like its family, kinda wholesome
Toddler that will strangle you if annoyed
@@randomdudeontheinternet9469 so, again, just like a toddler.
Very wholesome yet oddly terrifying
Friendship with SCP-999 ended now SCP-5031 is my friend
@@stevensewell3183 Who
I like how some scps can literally rip you to shreds while others are basically a gelatinous puppy
LOL the computer nerd with tentacles just wanted to be left alone
At the end of the day, we contain them just because they are anormal, many SCPs really are non-violent and/or unable and unwilling to harm or cause discomfort
I would love to see Gordon Ramsey try yelling at SCP-5031.....He'd become the next appetizer😂
what scares me the most about a scp-066 is that it had the capability of literally manifesting life, as seen by it creating a bee.
Perhaps, or maybe it summons these items through a portal of some sort. Maybe when it pulled a chocolate cupcake out just stole one from a kids birthday
@@hoodinisoar who knows
@@SStarlight9614 you know
Or it could be a pocket dimension that freezes time
I'm wondering if they tried simply apologizing to it? Cause it was a good little bean until they tried to hurt it.
SCP 5031 is possibly my favorite non-horror SCP story.
So wholesome, and the ending is great. I would be ecstatic with their progress, I would be praising it up and down for it's growth, incredible music and food. ❤
I agree
Agreed
I was expecting something to go horribly wrong but that was just wholesome.
He was the most cultured of all the SCPs in my opinion.
SCP 5031 sounds more like a blessing than monster
SCP 5031 is so damn cute i love it. it's so sweet and happy at the end. just proof that sometimes all creatures need is a little love and companionship. so damn cute i love it
@Boston Brady absolutely. His appearance is likely terrifying but he behaves like such a cute little thing.
Imagine 5031 + 999.
@@DrakyHRT that would be nice
I absolutely adore how the doctor and scp 049 are having a very serious and deep conversation but all you hear in the background is “blah blah blah, blah blah blah” idk, just really wholesome for some reason 😂
SCP-5031 is just a wholesome creature that loves cooking. 🥺 I love them and their story so much.
he just wants a hug but he has no physical form🥺
@@doggicraft687 I KNOW I feel so bad, I just wanna hug 'em
@@monochrome_gemini3460 same
Smh same
I want to be friends with SCP-5031
The Ikea SCP would be an amazing horror series if it was done right.
Would watch that movie
ikea would probably sue lol but I would watch
@@isaabellam why would they sue if they are getting so much exposure
@@ZelenskyPlane it might make people scared to go to ikea because they might get ‘hurt’
@@isaabellam I mean come on are adults really that dumb to think a movie is real
Lizard: Adapts to everything trying to kill it.
Little girl: Kills anyone who's aggressive to it.
Lizard: Adapts to not be hostile.
SCP foundation: wait a second that's illegal-
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@@heirapparent5004 bruh
@@heirapparent5004 Keyboard cleaning?
@@gaged.8062 I used my phone as a pillow, my bad.
@@heirapparent5004 awfully strange distribution of (pretty much just one or two) letters if you used your phone as a pillow lol
5031 was refreshing to see, an SCP who’s an exceptional cook and musician.
Safe: SCPs that are understood enough to be reliably contained.
Euclid: SCPs that are either not understood enough to reliably contain or that behave in an unpredictable manner.
Keter: SCPs that either cannot be fully contained or that require overly complex and elaborate procedures to contain.
Thaumiel: SCPs used to contain other SCPs or are beneficial to the Foundation.
Explained: SCPs whose anomalous effects can be fully explained by conventional science
Neutralized: SCPs that are either destroyed or cease anomalous behavior.
Apollyon: SCPs that are uncontainable and are responsible for an ongoing world-ending cataclysm.
Archon: SCPs that should not be contained because of the damage caused by containment and/or the benefits of keeping the SCP uncontained.
You forgot eparch
What’s eparch
@@daonejeff7668 eparch just means that an SCP in itself isn't anomalous, but it is related to and acts as evidence of other anomalous phenomenans
529 should be archon
@@Justt00c00l sorry thanks retlocker for that
"Yet another murderous monster"
Me after reading the article: i only dine at finest of establishments and consume only from the finest of chefs
i bet he was Gordon Ramsey's boss
I want ice cream from him
@DragonBird 109 I agree mate
I thought it said 'i only consume the finest of chefs'
it is like "I have the power of levitation, disappearing, and rivaling Gordon Ramsey"
SCP 5031 seems like the SCP foundation's attempt to practically raise an anomalous creature as if it were a human child. Kinda wholesome in a strange way.
The scp foundation is what you get when you mix high intelligence, low wisdom, and a complete lack of compassion.
yeah don't ya love it? The SCP Foundation does what it needs to do
@@EnclaveSgt They doesn’t need to do things like cut a piece of 066 off, it’s unethical. They ripped the GOC a new one for doing a similar thing to SCP-1609, causing a friendly anomaly to become volatile to humans.
@@AnthonyBlamthony you're right... they should incinerate any and all anomalies.
The SCP Foundation is what you get when none of the STEM graduates are made to do any humanities/philosophy
5031 is definitely my favorite of the SCP’s
He went from a cold hunter to a wholesome chef that loves music.
I read somewhere that it only ate humans cause it was hungry and needed to eat 😭
Well, now that it’s a chef, I guess he no longer needs human flesh.
Another bonus!
5031 has always been my favorite, he's so wholesome. He loves cooking and is super creative, and I assume that he was probably overjoyed to be given the task of creating a meal and performing for the Foundation staff (who'd get to enjoy his cooking and music)
Also, why didn't they just use 682 to contain 173? They said the stalemate literally lasted hours and 682 is able to regenerate. Makes for a perfect way of keeping both contained
(Edit: spelling)
They might team up sooo
Nah the best is SCP 999
173 probably would still create its shit. And I do not envy the poor souls that have to clean that with 682 present
there's also the possibility of 682 getting bored or finding a big enough loophole that he can exploit after a few months of constant exposure to 173, resulting in 682 probably mauling the statue to a point of being non-operable, breaching the laxed containment and going on yet another spree of mass murder
5031 is my favorite. I literally searched for teh video and liked it instantly
5031 is so cute. So nice to have an SCP become abundantly happy with a supportive scientist.
Edit: And 999... :')
999 is a foul abomination. Also SCP 999 has no face and is huge. It's not the ugly small thing you see all the time.
LOVE 999!
Little orange blob
SCP 5031 would probably do super well in working part time for the foundation cafeteria! Give him a sense of purpose and a near limitless cadre of folks who would love his cooking on the reg.
2662 is just trying to live his life and literally turned himself in so he could escape and just experience peace. How wholesome yet sad. It’s not his fault he makes people think he’s a god :( poor guy
Imagine being hunted by slenderman in ikea clothes for 3 years
lol
Thats why you don't go to IKEA
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@@ghostghost9359 girl you good?
OH MY GOD! YOU’RE A GENIUS! WHAT IS SCP-3008-2 IS SLENDER MAN IN IKEA CLOTHES.
5031 is so wholesome, it slowly learns and grows and finds passion!
5031 is such a wholesome scp
SCP 066: Your telling me that nobody thought to put a D-Class in there, and tell it that he/she is Eric?
Ikr
it knows who eric is, it's been tried before according to a few others. all attempts was unsuccessful
I think it will work on someone named Eric
Nobody:
Cthulhu: *"GET OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!"*
He doesn’t play terraria because he dies in that game
Imagine being in the POV of him and fighting the Eye/Brain of Cthulhu.
You mean he is the green thing
I enjoy Minecraft to you know and yes I am SCP 049
@@theplaguedoctor8049 hello
basically the Scarlet King embraced “reject humanity, return monke”
"Kono Scarlet kind da".
Yeah he's an odd ball
*raises bone* oooooo ohhh*does the monkey*
Researcher: Accidentally breaks a lego construction into pieces
SCP-053: "aww"
*Loud roaring and sounds of smashing in the background, followed by loud footsteps getting terrifyingly closer*
SCP Foundation: Be cold, not cruel
Also SCP Foundation: *Sends an innocent guy into a room with one of the most dangerous SCP’s just to see what happens*
you work there you're no longer innocent knowing all the practices you allow to happen😂
@@SStarlight9614 Exactly my point, the phrase “Be cold, not cruel” makes no sense because there are many cruel practices there
All D class are on death row no? Kinda hard to say he is innocent, unless you are talking about someone else then I’m dumb
@@Special3375 Yes, they send class D personnel into that containment chamber, but in one story they also send just an SCP Foundation member who is of another class. I think he was a janitor/scientist. And they did it just to see what would happen. THAT’S cruel.
"Be cold not cruel" Is referring to the SCP-s. The D-class are just human guinea pigs and nothing more to the foundation.
Honestly I'm surprised they didn't just leave SCP 682 and SCP 053 together. Her presence made 682 docile, and she finally gets a friend that she doesnt drive into a murderous rage. it would be a win win. they'd basically contain each other.
They should leave SCP 682 with SCP 099 (the tickle monster).
I guess the worry is of he's only passive to her then he could still attempt to escape and with 053 as an extra "defense".
@@lolly4840 he could also develop the girls ability and be truly unkillable as anyone who’d confront him would die
@@cupofkitty442the number is 999 not 099
The biggest problem is that 682 has shown it will lash out the moment it is no longer in the girl's presence. Just the one time they were together triggered a massive containment breach that led to several deaths, starting with unleashing a sort of psychic attack that hit most of the facility.
The authors who wrote these are incredibly creative! I couldn't ever think of these stories. It's incredible
The authors are whistleblowers lol
@@charlesblackwell327 i hope not lol
The following anomalies can simply be contained by putting them in a rocket and firing into the goddamn Sun!
SCP-035 (The Possessive Mask), SCP-96 (The Shy Guy), SCP-173 (The Sculpture), SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor), SCP-066 (Eric's Toy), SCP-082 (Fernand the Cannibal), *_possibly_* SCP-106 (The Old Man), *_possibly_* SCP-682 (The Reptile).
These stories are real
@@braeden8439 Ok
that 5031 story is adorable ahahah
I admit - at first I thought this channel was just another thing kinda capitalizing off of the popularity of the SCP foundation's stories for profit, but I decided to give it a shot when I saw a few of these appearing in my feed. I was very surprised at how much quality and care goes into the animation, design, and voiceover work to tell these stories in a way more accessible to those who may not desire to get lost in the archives as many have in the past.
Excellent work team! Very very cool stuff
SCP-5031 probably the best scp out there, my guy just loves cooking and music! this man is so amazing and such a refresher from all the other murderous scp we hear about! love it!
SCP 5031 is so wholesome wth 😭 I’m so proud of it and kinda jealous of the staff 😔 I wanna eat 5031’s food it sounds so good
It's not real
@@liamcoppock5187 Ik it isn’t I’m just saying
@@liamcoppock5187 did that need to be pointed out? can people not enjoy a story and wish to meet certain characters? is that so abnormal to you? have you never wanted your reality to be less boring and more like that of the fantasy worlds you read about?
@@Critical3rror lol imagine someone thinking they have to come in here and inform people that this stuff isn't actually real. imagine someone being so oblivious that they think others are actually oblivious enough to not know its obviously not real.
Its like a child and their proud dad
I love that Huxtable decided to basically adopt this invisible 6-armed creature as his toddler child
Ok, I think SCP-5031 is one of my favourites. It's literally just a kid who was stressed. Maybe it does have a giant scorpion body, 6 arms and a deadly sharp tail, but it's just a boy who likes cooking and classical music.
ok 5031 is just cute on so many levels, when does one find an SCP that turns from the mindset of a toddler learning what 'chicken' means to cooking food that could be served to the average civilian
I'm a huge fan of the Cthulhu mythos, and the twist with SCP Cthulhu is so fun. I love it. Though it makes me wonder how H.P. Lovecraft factors into the lore
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I think it's an honest homage, with a playful spin by an earnest writer who loved the H.P. Lore.
I wonder if Lovecraft's cat is an SCP which, if you say its name, results in causing all leftist millennials who hear or see your words to go into a rage
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Teenaged Cthulhu will forever remain my absolute favorite SCP. The first time I ever watched the volgun’s video on him I was in tears laughing. So to whoever added teenaged Cthulhu to the SCP universe, thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Get out of my room I'm playing minecraft! UGH!"
5031 is my fav
Adding that to my "list of scp's that are barely not dumb enough to be considered joke scp's"
Think it's time to start a cult of folks who want to play online co-op with Cthulu.
@@Hisdudeness9500 yeeeeeeeessssss
The first time I watched this I was so convinced that it was the Infographic Channel 😂
Shy Guy cracks me up. The blank stare, the crying, and especially when he starts that shaking and screaming are hysterical. Everyone/everything screaming in these is funny. Oh yeah, let's not forget his running and swimming.
i headcanon that he wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time
@@silkbugz i headcanon that he stares at the ceiling while he holds back what’s on his mind
@@wakkle when they ask him how he’s doing he says he’s just fine
@@silkbugz he says hes just fine
@@wakkle but the fact is,, he needs help he’s failing all his classes
The SCP foundation has to be the best horror gold mine yet there are no movies or a mockumentory on it. Maybe for copyright reasons but holy damn there needs to be a film about at least one of the SCP's
Yea, Control is the closest thing we got to a full budget SCP game.
Actually, scp isn't under copyright laws
It's under tm laws-
The cargo shipp would make a stellar movie.
The following anomalies can simply be contained by putting them in a rocket and firing into the goddamn Sun!
SCP-035 (The Possessive Mask), SCP-96 (The Shy Guy), SCP-173 (The Sculpture), SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor), SCP-066 (Eric's Toy), SCP-082 (Fernand the Cannibal), *_possibly_* SCP-106 (The Old Man), *_possibly_* SCP-682 (The Reptile).
That's about a third to half the stuff we saw, and it can be solved like that.
@@hashkangaroo The goal of the Foundation is not to destroy, but to contain. The only one in this list that they actively try to destroy is 682, and way too many things can go wrong during so many moments. And even if it does make it to the sun, what if it survives ? I don't think the Foundation wants a sun-like lizard that hates all life.
"Yet Another Murder Monster" is a perfect example of why the SCP foundation should change their means of containment. Maybe instead of trying to terminate every dangerous monster, they should try to appeal to it's humanity and make it a safer being as a first resort
Thinking about it from a logistics standpoint that takes a lot more man power and hours to do that, for what feels like little or no results for MOST SCPs. Safer and quicker to make your first priority of containment, then researching how much of a threat it could be vs how nice and fwiendly it could be.
The Foundation is actually highly opposed to destruction of SCPs. There’s a counter organization that believes SCPs need to be destroyed but the Foundation actually has this mindset.
@@jeremylandry858 yes I know who the Global Occult Coalition is
And yes I know that in most cases they don't kill SCP's
@@narhwallord6985 Logistically yes, to start with this is a good way of doing things. When it comes to ongoing containment, however, it becomes worthwhile to take a look at an SCP's behaviour and devise what tests to run if any and how to be kindest to an SCP, in the event of a breach you want as many allies as possible.
SCP-5031 is a revision of original protocol, it's containment procedures showed a lack of interest in its behaviour as long as its contained. It has similiarities to some of the coldness displayed to other SCPs.
"it hunts, kills and eats despite not needing to eat to survive" should be followed up by "how much can it eat?", in the case of SCP-5031 that follow up didnt happen till much later
@@mudawott Great now I have to keep a book and Ranges of what SCP I have to look up first......I like making lists and am a depressive insomniac. See the problem ? You AWOKE THE HUMAN ANOMALTY THAT'S STARVING BY NOT EATING AND SLEEPING AND LIVING THROUGH SHEER INFOTMATION. God help us.
( Yes it's basically true ,but I have dark humor🙃🤫)
Ay. You guys found my toy. Thanks. :D
The fact that they made SCP-053 and SCP-682 were "playing" together was both cute and creepy at the same time. Almost made me wish the SCP foundation allowed them to play together every now and then.
Ngl I want like a compilation or huge playlist of these because I work 12 hour shifts and I BINGE these
They should make us a playlist
12 hour shifts,?!?,Just made me want to stop aging at 17
Me too on my 8 hour shifts
They're not so bad. It mades it so you really get weekends to yourself. Listening to stuff like this at work definitly helps
Facts and im doing it now!
I find it funny how the narrator says that some files are classified to the 05 council and then he reads them to us as if they weren't. The 05 council will get very ticked when they find this channel lol.
That’s when you find out that this channel is ran by the 05 council
@@assult878 maybe WE'RE the 05 counsil
Plot twist we are the 05
Cutest creeper aw man so we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side
Exactly what I thought when I saw your name LOL i’m a Minecraft OG i’ve been playing it from the beginning and I’ve stayed with it ever since
Will they kill every subscriber?!?
I'm kind of creeped out by the story of SCP 3008. Not because of anything in the story... but because it reminded me of a dream I had once where I experienced EXACTLY what the Delta Squad went through as though I was there... This is the first time I've heard/read this story, though. Seriously, what the actual hell is going on?
Ask not, it's better to be in the dark
It won't hurt if you don't fight it Johnny boy
Finally the perfect video to watch when I go to bed ☺️
😳
A good scare for the night.👍
Same
Guess who’s sleeping with the lights on?
YOU
Relatable
I feel like scp-5031 is just someone from a other dimension and is learning about this world since theyrs is really different
Just wait until it finds a way to go back home and tells its friends about us and comes back with 20 more 5031's.
@@cutestcreeper569 More friends :)
No
STOP IS GUY SCP300
REYY IS
5031 is always going to be one of my favorites. it has good intentions despite being terrifying at first, but is a monster that enjoys cooking and music. it warms my heart hearing its story because its cute
Ikr?! I want to see more of 5031!
Video took me about 2 days to finish but every time I revisited. The lore had me blown away.
SCP 5031: learns to cook and play piano, staff comes to love it
*Everyone liked that*
I’m fairly new to learning about SCPs and I gotta say, I never thought some they could be like… places? Or inanimate objects? It’s pretty interesting!
A lot of them are places or objects, I find those particularly interesting, as it requires good writing skills to make those frightening or interesting
Could be literally anything your imagination would think up. There's one about a sentient body of water called "after the storm" really good one.
I heard one is an entire state
I’m new too! It’s a really interesting and creative fandom, and I can’t wait to finally read it all.
SCP-3008, what it feels like to go into an actual Ikea store.
I assume thats where to creator got the idea from.
The way SCP-082 is animated so adorably 💀
It’s amazing how a monster that blinks in and out of existence and has a tail that slices through meat with ease has a slight peanut allergy
SCP 5031 is just a friend. There ARE some wholesome SCP moments from the foundation. rather than them fucking up a perfectly docile creature.
Like 066 :(
Im proud of slenderman, he finally found his dream job 😌
Welcome to ikea how can I help you*tentacles holding a pen appears*
"Get out, we're closed, leave our meatballs alone"
gotta get that 20 dollars somehow
@@blackmystery6459 r/whoosh
@@blackmystery6459 1.it’s actually 2008 - 1, and 2. The joke is that they look like slender man,there not saying it’s literally slender man.
scp-5031 doesn't ''look'' like a child but it looks like a little kid learning stuff it warms up my heart!
I just love scp-5031 it's so wholesome and it just made me happy to see it cooking and painting, finally a SCP that won't murder anything that can breathe
I really want to hear 5031's "Concerto for six hands" now.
When I saw the length I’m like HOLY CRAP
uwu
@@melonade1798 uwu
Me faints
I literally watched the entire video
Well revising better hold off
I don't like how the Ikea rewrite makes it sound like so many teams of D class have gotten out so easily. It ignores the idea that the door vanishes behind those that enter the building.
I swear half of everyone is an undercover SCP field agent
Welp, we're all screwed then
Lol
SHIT MY COVERS BEEN BLOWN
No I'm not part of the mtf I'm just a trans girl
@@sixela6 LMFAOO UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE
“Adults went to the market but never returned” sounds pretty familiar
lol i was thinking the same thing
Mostly men who “went to get some milk”
@@karmapunch3410 lol
When my mom runs into someone she knows at the store
that world of 'Death' seems like it would have been a good place to dump some of those unkillable SCPs.
LMAO-
But if it got back it’d take death with it right
@@thatguy6961 who said they would be able to come back?
@@diablotry5154 it’s an open passage
@@eatyourcereal7257 and how did the foundation contain it? Think about it dude. Dump the skips and seal the cave
I wasn't expecting SCP-5031 to be so wholesome
What a nice, family-friendly way to tell the stories of the SCP.
Who else wants to game with Scp 2662 or try SCP-5031s cooking there just so wholesome
SCP Sites: Let's make a lie to cover the tracks!
The person who leaked SCP-3008: No.
Lol
Lmao
Its not real
087 used to give me nightmares of that exact incident as a child about a decade before I learned it was an actual horror story. Sometimes I still have that nightmare as a grown man and it just makes me thankful that I won't end up like those 3 lost in the staircase
"Cthulhu lies sleeping in Rlyeh waiting to resurface and bring back the elder gods."
SCP-2662: I am sleeping bECAUSE YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE
With the yarn ball I was getting the impression that Eric might have been a previous owner that it trusted, maybe a child that it cared for so acted soft and sweet with, and during the testing it might have been under the impression that it was still with Eric, or at least people Eric trusted or something, but then when the scientists try to harm it it realizes its in a hostile environment and acts alot more cautiously. Idk I just got the impression Eric was more a friend, might be wrong tho.
Not sure if you already know this, but Eric is quite a popular character within the SCP universe. No one actually knows who he is, but there are several SCPs related to him. There's also been a couple of journals that have been written in the wiki and they're very interesting! Just don't turn Eric into an SCP itself, because they always get downvoted into the 7th ring of hell lmao
I highly recommend reading some of the articles related to him on the tags, they're super cool :)
@@user-im4me2hz7k Damn thats interesting! I'm still very surface level when it comes to SCP lore, mostly been watching videos on the more popular ones. And I get why people don't wanna turn the character into an SCP, it kinda ruins the mystery around them if they're just another SCP.
@@m0nkeywrench yeah, its honestly great. Eric is such an interesting character and the speculation around him is honestly my favorite part about the SCP wiki. I totally recommend either searching him up on the wiki or on youtube if you're too busy to read it yourself :) and when it comes to the popular ones, SCP Archives reads a bunch of them. It's really good voice acting too
That little ball of string was living his best life until some douche tried to cut him :(
I want to know who is eric though. Since the scp can talk, why not ask it
@@Moon07887 what if Eric wasnt a bad person? The ball of yarn only started his agression when he learned the person interacting with him WASNT Eric, and then the eyes appeared. So he wasnt seeing who was playing with itself before then.
SCP 5031 was so cool. Props to whoever wrote it
SCP 3008 sounds kinda like any real Ikea store out there, hard to locate exits and useless skinbag staff that ignore the costumers until it's closing time and then they try to murder you for making them work overtime.
I know the feeling. for the staff i mean. customers treat you like a google app and get overly pissed off if you dont give them the correct answer within a fraction of a second. i never worked in an Ikea- thats just general retail experience. personally you could leave off the "skinbag staff" and just call em meatsacks. thats all customers see em as.
SCP 5031 is so cute 🥺 i'm sorry but the way they encouraged him and everything it's just so cute
Scp-5031 is like a kid and the researcher is totally like a proud dad "yeah that's my son."