Reading all of these comments make me feel weird because I have a crush on this guy at school named Rhys and I’m worried that he’s secretly been taking fairy bjs during a war, being a massive feminist, saving victims if sexual abuse, and more behind all of our backs. h e l p
rhysand and feyre are that woke couple that speaks over people affected by certain issues because they are so woke and understand issues better than those effected by them
rhysand and feyre would host a conference to discuss the rights of vulnerable women and then spend all the time talking about the killer sex they had last night
absolutely like when feyre destroyed a whole court's system just because she is mad at tamlin, destabilizing the lives of many people for revenge and then acting like she's a great person.
@@neonoires i know this comes too late...but, THANK YOU for saying loudly. That's one reason why i don't like feyre. There's not real consequences for her.
@@withcindy Well, I guess the books sell quite a lot. For real, Fifity shades of grey has a bloody fanbase. Of Women and feminists. And emo teenagers. That's why there are movies made and that of the whole trilogy. Doesn't confuse me anymore.
So this lady weaved a plain black tapestry with a silver thread in it and found a deep story to tell the rich people to trick them into buying it? Get your coin, lady. Finesse those woke rich people.
Santa: "so what do you want for Christmas?" Me thinking about that one scene where Rhysand climaxed to the image of his unborn child: "the sweet release of death, please -"
Watch Helluva Boss, when a kid says "It was literally Hell having to pretend to be paralized so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me, but now I want that! I want death~~"
If I didn't know any better, it's like the author was dating this dude and she based Tamlin on him while writing the first book. Then they broke up so she decided to destroy the character with everything she had.
@@withcindy cindy I had paused the video before commenting and now I'm at the part where the reading rainbow is playing and i just have to ask: is nothing sacred? must u sully the childhood innocence that I associate with reading rainbow of THE PBS Kids??
There’s not. Actual fae would celebrate the winter solstice by like, dancing and shit, but from what I’ve seen SJM doesn’t give a flying fuck (or maybe she does lmao) about what the Fae actually are. Her interpretation of fae is even worse than Stephanie Meyers interpretation of vampires and that’s saying something.
@@a1exneedsahamdleplease as much as I agree with you, there is no "wrong way" of interpreting myth. they're just different and you don't like them, and that's that.
She ruined Lucien. He had so much potential and she ruined him. But I’m glad he was like peace out and never stayed with Feyre and the cringe ass Inner Circle. He was like bitch i hate it here byee
And when feyre scoffs at Lucien’s found family name «band of exiles » when she’s a part of a group that un ironically calls itself « the court of dreams »
@@a_little_disquised1101 ikr! He finally found a family/place where he finally belonged JUST LIKE WHAT FEYRE DID WITH THE INNER CIRCLE and then she made fun of him??? And what's worse is that she knew everything he'd been through with his abusive family but she STILL made fun of him
Rightt? I was so confused when Feyre made fun of his new friends circle name and was like this is his middle life crisis, he is with them just because he can't find his place etc, when dude just found a healthier environment for him like what is so wrong with that lmao? Lucien is the only sane character that I can personally relate to.
Readers: Hey, Sarah, could you maybe work on writing male characters who aren't misogynists? Sarah in the ACOTAR series: And then the men realized...that women also have hands
“They’ve got two hands” is a mildly inappropriate thing to say about people who just served in active combat. Like...no, some of them probably don’t have two hands...
I’m not a Tamlin stan or anything but I agree with Cindy on this... Tamlin is clearly broken and ruined and honestly that speech Rhys gives him was a low blow... But he did cook him dinner later on so lol
tamlin = abusive, bad furry boy rhysand = woke king - wifi router of wokeness invented feminism, kink=feminism reincarnation of florence nightingale and saint teresa both
Every single time Feyre paints I just think... what if she's terrible at art. Okay, just imagine her drawing something and everyone just nods and is like, "Oh yeah, so beautiful." But in their heads: "Is that a horse?" WHAT IF.
@Death Omen When you're trying to pull an H.P.Lovecraft's mysterious and abstract description,to explain something, but not explain it at the same time, but your writing skills are highly limited. That's Feyre's painting.
Omg what if the weaver's husband didn't even die. It's just a ploy she uses to get people to feel bad for her so they'll buy the many "Void" tapestries she made
I never understand why people hold this series up as some beacon of feminism. All Feyre's new friends are simply her boyfriend's friends, she's financially and emotionally dependent on him and he gaslights her with that "your choice" bollocks despite the fact he knows girl has absolutely no life or resources outside of his sphere and is never going to go against him. Just because her first relationship was more overtly abusive it doesn't mean this one is healthy. Not too mention Captain Feminism is less a feminist and more a nepotist. We never see any evidence of him empowering women in general, just putting his connections in positions of power.
What really got me on my latest rewatch is how self-congratulatory they are about being the first people to _ever_ question gender roles in their society. Like bro, do you really think that no one has ever noticed the problem before? Not even the women???
ACOSF spoiler ahead for the purpose of shitting on Rhysie: I was SCREAMING while reading ACOSF when he neglected to tell Feyre giving birth was about to kill her??? Like Nesta was the bitch for telling Feyre vital medical information about her pregnancy and possibly about her impending death? And the others went along with it as well? It's your choice my ass.
@@zk5228 "my 20 year old mate is so much smarter and better than any other faerie woman has ever been 🥰🥰🥰" like bet rhysand, feyre is absolutely the first woman to ever say she wants to be treated better
I have this headcanon that when he can't sleep bc of PTSD (cuz, yknow, he fought in 2 gigantic wars) he just goes to a secret room and starts to hum and make more dresses for Feyre
I agreed so much with Tamlin when he just responded to Rhysand's vile comment with "get out." Tam's clearly not a villain. He is a fallen and lost hero who needs help...just like the other characters. Rhys was allowed to slip up but not Tamlin? I think they could have done so much more with this character. The author made a misstep here. There was so much hypocrisy in this book that it feels like the author lost the pulse on what each of the characters' motivations were and also the spirit of the holidays that she is meant to portray in general. Also Lucien, who is genuinely a good faerie. Man, give these spring court guys a break.
i havent even read book 2 and 3 because ACOTAR was so painful to push through, but I'm shocked at what SJM has done to Tamlin. He actually was a bearable love interest, which is rare to find these days. Also is everyone forgetting when like Rhysand had Feyre grinding on him when she was under that potion thingy---😀
Imagine having so much emotional trauma from the first three books in the series, that when someone even mentions the fourth one, you have a mental breakdown. ......honestly............that was me
16:53) Because the author decided to turn Tamlin into a bastard in order to make Rhysand more appealing. It's a classic yet very stupid trope some authors do. If SJM wanted Rhysand and Feyre together, she could've just had Tamlin and Feyre break up amicably. Mutual breakups happen. People fall out of love. It happens.
@@daniloabaigar5648 yeah, but even the didn’t their breakup have something to do with him having some responsibility in her friends murder? I just feel like SJM doesn’t know how love works, like people can separate without someone doing something awful. Maybe she shot herself in the foot by describing the love between the characters as “unbreakable” or whatever. Just feel like it’s a bad message for teens, teaches people to constantly point the finger at other people when something bad happens.
Seriously, the whole premise of Tamlin and Feyre's relationship was based on trying to break a curse. I wouldn't be surprised if after it all was over they realised that, whilst they like each other, it's not in THAT way. It's actually more believable than what happens in the books. I'd love it if they had simply just realised they didn't work as a couple and parted amicably.
I'm feeling like even J Mass is confused about Mor's sexuality? Beacause there are six pages about how Mor don't want to be with men, that's why she didn't wanted to marry a Iris and why she slept with Cassian and also loved this one women who left her, then slept with other men to make Azrael think they will never be together??? As a lesbian I felt like Mass wanted to make Mor a lesbian, but she can't understand idea how someone can don't like sex with men...
@@wonderworld3509 Bisexual can have preference to some gender, but they're still bi, they can want to be with men or women if they find the right one. Mor told Feyra she can't love romanticly and be with males, not just don't want do it. Also she looked kinda bad after night with one male fae and felt bad about it. Sexuality is fluid, yeah, it can look messy, but in my opinion Mass just don't understand it and she made poor reaserch, beacause this is first book where she included good not straight characters (first one was bad lesbian witch who abused her daughter and killed childrens :') ) and she wasn't, too subtle about it.
My thoughts exactly! I'm bi and the whole "I may have sex with men to throw off suspicion but I can never love them!" stick, along with how its noted sex with men makes her sick rubs me the wrong way. Let's admit it, Maas tried and failed at writing a lesbian because she just cannot fathom the idea of women not liking dick.
Exactly!! Instead of saying “I can’t be with Asriel because I’m not attracted to him” she’s like “I can’t be with Asriel because I’m bisexual” and I’m like... but? Like you said, she wrote it as if Mor was a lesbian but Mor admitted to liking sex with men, does she not understand what a LESBIAN is?
Not to mention, Rhys came and rescued Feyre from her PTSD.....everyone just kinda left Tam to deal with his trama in the worst way possible. I stopped reading before writer could ruin Tam's character for me. He was a good guy in the first book. He, a high lord, bowed, forehead on the ground, to save this bi**h's life from RHYS WHO WAS ABOUT TO MURDER HER. I've never been so disappointed in character undevelopment.
I haven't even read the series, but I still occasionally headcanon ways to help Tamlin, a character I barely know because I just feel so bad for how he was treated throughout the books (both as an individual and a character whose journey and development was under the author's full control).
Literally, I had to stop reading because I liked first book Tamlin. Weirdly enough, of all the characters he's actually the one that felt most like a Faerie to me. Like sure, if you want to break him and Feyre up, go for it- their relationship is based on breaking a curse, I wouldn't be surprised if after it all they realised they didn't actually like each other that way. There's ways to do it. Why not just have it be that he comes away from the relationship a better person, sometimes acts as their ally against the big bad (some interesting awkward tension could be created by their previous relationship) and then eventually finds his own real love?
My question is how did Rhysand's mother know her dress size? Do fairy's parents know their fated mates dress sizes? Or do they magically adjust to the body of the wearer? Am I thinking about this too hard????
He was a little boy and momma here was like: Look son, chose a mate that fits into these, cause I ain't making them again. So at the end Rhysand subcontiusly choose someone who was the size his momma wanted. It's not that his mother knew...he CHOSE based on size. There, mystery solved 🧐😏
The part where Feyre is talking to the weaver is so funny to me because her husband died in battle where he was fighting alongside the summer court, and in the scene where Feyre was getting spicy in battle with Rhysand the book specifically pointed out how she could hear the screams of people on the battle field from the summer court dying. Coincidence? I think not.
*snowball fight* Me: awww that’s so swee- Cindy: no! wtf is this BS, I wanna see sex! *galaxy sex and final climax happens* Cindy: idk about that one chief Me: no. these are the consequences of you actions
Me: doesnt read this particular genre, doesnt watch booktube except cindy Sees thumbnail: THIS IS THE EVENT OF A LIFETIME IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WITH BATED BREATH
Rhys could accidentally stub his toe and he’d be like “Curse you Tamlin”. Like okay we get it, but just constantly attacking him over and over again doesn’t do anything for the story. At this point I wonder if Sarah J. Maas hates Tamlin too.
@@withcindy Honestly that would make so much sense. She was really into this guy while writing the first book, then she got her heart broke or something while she was working on the second book 🤣
Wait, you're telling me that there was a whole other book in this series... and SJM didn't have a single character come out as black? Preposterous! How else will we solve racism??
Lucien already came out as black xddd Well, not him exactly... But, u know, although his skin is not black, right? I get really confused with his description because i though he was white and redhead and suddenly he was black or kinda idk
@@desiii846 Yeah it's really confusiiing all the fanart draws him as a white ginger but then you read the descriptions and he's definitely racially ambiguous like most characters because Maas' rly do be like that D:
So, according to SJM, things that are sexy include war camps where people are suffering and dying, being in the presence of SA victims, and thinking about babies. I am so unbelievably disturbed. Like…do we need to notify the FBI?
THE SIRENS KILLED ME. I do not know how a grown woman wrote "your mother was 18 to your father's 900" and did not immediately smash backspace and see a therapist.
With the amount of shitty books being published nowadays, like this series or another master pieces like Fifty Shades of Grey, I think it's quite hard to write something even shittier. :D
My book is getting published this summer and I'm really sad at the prospect that I'll probably never make as much as the garbage that is some YA books.
@Speckled Legs It's Onision (at least I think you mean that person?) but I think calling him Onion is pretty accurate too, layers of nothing sensible page after page. :D
@@ellie7646 If your book is good, you probably won't. :( It seems that if you want to make good money, you have to write like a 13 year old girl (you just sit and write what comes to your mind or write some fanfic and publish it as a first draft (do not make any changes to make it better - that seems to be contradictory to the goal of making a lot of money!). I wrote one book as a young teen (ages 12-14, so 2 years took to make the first draft) and I wrote in that way - what came to my mind without having some plot in mind/where the story is going - but it was fun to explore without knowing - I really had fun with it and spent many hours writing. But you know what, I somehow managed to wrap it up and actually (for what it was) it kinda became a real sound story at the end. It follows a story of a young wizard whose parents are murdered - and later he founds out that the wizard who arranged all the teachers and everything for him to learn magic, actually also arranged the murder of his parents (it's kinda easier to get someone to depend on you when you murder their parents, right). When he finds out (not very happy about it :D), the wizard takes his sister (non-magic person) hostage in order to make the main character to obey. The main ch. manages to rescue his sister and kills the big bad wizard in the process. And in the end, there was even a set up for a second book. Of course, if I ever wanted to publish it (I'm not planning that), it would have to be completely rewritten and edited heavily but I still think it's way better than f.e. Fifty Shades of Grey, even as a first draft. :D Also, it's not in English but rather a minor language, so it would be even harder to get published and get successful. What's your book about? And congrats that you get to be published. :)
You're telling me you went from being disappointed at the lack of golden showers to straight up kink shaming Rhys like that, not woke _I can't believe these words left my keyboard, but here they are, out in the universe_
Throne of Glass's main character is just an edgy, overpowered naruto fanfiction self insert and she's not like other girls. That's it that's the whole series
Feyre: I need to use my position of power to help people in need who don't have the privilege of being with their families in a permanent living situation Feyre : *Never mind my coochie has needs*
@@katkay9923 feyre didn’t sleep around drink alcohol cut everyone and everything out and be a toxic person… she had to be kicked out to wake the hell up because nothing else was working. When someone is that self destructive there’s only so much you can do.
@@kianadoescod6402 didn’t the Bat Boyz sleep around as well? Why when Nesta does it, it’s bad? Also, aren’t Feyre and Rhys rich af? What can a couple of alcohol tabs do to them when they have 5 houses?
That book is probably about... 50,000 words or so, ergo it's a normal novel. 50k words is a minimum for fiction. *This bitch made a companion novel out of an epilogue!* 🤣
I feel that Tamlin is based off of the authors past boyfriend or something and she is trying to trash him because maybe he was trash, you know? I think Tam did not deserve it and I think they could of approach it differently but whatever.
but he smashed everything around feyre twice (second time after he said hed change) and scared her and actually hurt her the second time because the stuff he exploded around her hit her he also locked her in a jail and shouted at her to stay home he started talking about how she orgasms in front of the whole table of people when they were having serious talks about war and when amarantha was gonna kill feyre he begged amarantha not to and tried to have sex with feyre one last time instead of trying to save her even if hed die doing it. i personally do not like him at all
@@errorpleasetryagain1018 Understandable, I have only read the first book and have no interest in the rest so maybe my opinion is a little off. I will say tho' I agree with you on the trying to have sex instead of saving her thing. I was so pissed during that part of the book.
@@errorpleasetryagain1018 And under the mountain Rhysand makes Feyre go in skimpy clothes and sit on his lap and dance for him infront of everyone... and then drink wine that makes her black out .. When at the time she loved Tamlin and didn’t want to do any of that.
@@neenah7376 you should honestly read the rest of the books i really enjoyed them! but id say to not even bother with silver flames and the one before it they were very underwhelming. rhys and feyre actually ended up being my favourite couple and acotar one of my favourite book series. the first book sucked though so i cant blame you for not wanting to continue
@@ShannenKerrie yeah that really made me hate him i honestly just pretend that part never happened. and the explanation was terrible too super underwhelming and not justified. i just pretend it was sara j mass’ mistake and its not what rhys really wouldve done🤣🤣🤣i love him too much to believe he did that i just block it from my mind
"There are some scars that can't heal... like her hymen." For a moment I thought you were going to say something sentimental and then you just-- I can't Cindy 😂
Download Choices: Stories You Play for free here: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH1VZ
But like Rhysand says... it's your choice. 😔✊
Wow, can't believe Rhysand *invented* choices.
Lol I play this now and again 😂
I see what u did tbere
Rhysand the hero we need but dont desrve
Rhysand just invented feminism😮
*cindy:* rhysand climaxed to the image of his unborn child
*me:* 911? yes, that man right there
Chris Hansen help ....
Never thought that anything could be worse than Jacob imprinting on Renesme in New Moon, but yeah, that 1000% topped it
???
People tell me that its not wrong... um child, he is having feelings toward this BABY
@@withcindy hello yes you called?
I'm sorry, WHAT?!!!
Them hating on Tamlin is the epitome of beating a dead horse
they're actually air dropping porn into each other's minds
OMG UR RIGHT
sHUT UP I HATE THIS-
WHY DID YOU DO THIS-
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Reading all of these comments make me feel weird because I have a crush on this guy at school named Rhys and I’m worried that he’s secretly been taking fairy bjs during a war, being a massive feminist, saving victims if sexual abuse, and more behind all of our backs. h e l p
rhysand and feyre are that woke couple that speaks over people affected by certain issues because they are so woke and understand issues better than those effected by them
rhysand and feyre would host a conference to discuss the rights of vulnerable women and then spend all the time talking about the killer sex they had last night
absolutely like when feyre destroyed a whole court's system just because she is mad at tamlin, destabilizing the lives of many people for revenge and then acting like she's a great person.
Ahh... I hate those kinds of people.😞😣😤☺
rhysane and feyre would be like "we're queering heterosexuality by being allocishets who have sex a lot."
@@neonoires i know this comes too late...but, THANK YOU for saying loudly. That's one reason why i don't like feyre. There's not real consequences for her.
Cindy’s therapist: “A Court of Frost and Starlight isn’t real; it can’t hurt you.”
A Court of Frost and Starlight:
endless screaming
readwithcindy that’s a mood.
ACOFAS: *GET REKT BITCHES!*
Me: Uhuh... I'm gonna get my Keyblades and chocolate. 😑
@@withcindy Well, I guess the books sell quite a lot. For real, Fifity shades of grey has a bloody fanbase. Of Women and feminists. And emo teenagers. That's why there are movies made and that of the whole trilogy. Doesn't confuse me anymore.
never forget how rhysand invented feminism. such a hero
Makes me cry every time
It’s spelled fucking rhysand? Are u fucking kidding me? rhySAND? I though it was San or maybe reesan not SAND
emma lish same DJDJDJDJFK
Steph Quirin Yeah, but Feyre started being independent after a man told her too sooo...who’s the true winner lmao
Thank you.... Rhy-san......
Cindy finding out that there’s a novella is equivalent to previous hunger game winners finding out they have to fight again
oh my god
It's so true though😂😂
😂😂
So true..
Accurate.
So this lady weaved a plain black tapestry with a silver thread in it and found a deep story to tell the rich people to trick them into buying it? Get your coin, lady. Finesse those woke rich people.
Im gonna write a story only on that lady and how she scams the rich to get her coin
@@DiceRollerQueen please do
My favourite headcanon that I saw somewhere is that that lady just made all that shit up then went home to a girlfriend
Rhysand: YOU DESERVE THIS *PATHETIC*, EMPTY HOUSE
Sir this is a Wendy's
YOU DESERVE THIS PATHETIC EMPTY WENDYS
shynox I feel happy that I’m the exact 1000th like..
“The women bring their jewellery, I bring my weapons”
Cassian you literally have a pair of magical bracelets sit tf down
cassian brings his magical bracelets, nesta brings her RBF
"omg I'm not like other girls!1!"
Whats rbf?
@@withcindy at least Nesta has an actual personality
Susu gurung Resting b*tch face
The real equality was the hands we found along the way
This comment was so dumb it made me laugh
Reminds me of that scene from Beavses and Butthead. They had the power all along, a woman was not needed. That episode was stupidly good. XD
*captain hook has entered the chat*
Reading Tamlin's arc is basically 'STOP KICKING HIM HE'S ALREADY DEAD'
Like seriously give him a break. 😒
Santa: "so what do you want for Christmas?"
Me thinking about that one scene where Rhysand climaxed to the image of his unborn child: "the sweet release of death, please -"
Santa.... Just end it now
Watch Helluva Boss, when a kid says "It was literally Hell having to pretend to be paralized so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me, but now I want that! I want death~~"
I think you'll have to take that up with Krampus.🙂
Wtf
You know how you like to eat cookies, Santa?
I would like to eat lead
Sarah J. Maas is my sleep paralysis demon. She appears in the night to whisper awkward smut in my ear.
sounds like every book reader's worst nightmare-
That’s horrific
That's a nightmare my gosh
His member entered my cavern, and I let out a breath I hadn't known I had been holding i-
@@randompromises1038 cursed
Rhysand beat Tamlin verbally just like he beats the patriarchy
LOL
This made me laugh SO hard
@@fatimakhan4671 Feyre's 😺, but only when she consents , because IT'S HER CHOICE
@@fatimakhan4671 HIS ME-
This is hilarious
If I didn't know any better, it's like the author was dating this dude and she based Tamlin on him while writing the first book. Then they broke up so she decided to destroy the character with everything she had.
That's what I thought too
My Immortal did this first and did it better
Oh my god MAYBE
Tamlin in book 1 and Rhys in book 2 are so similar it’s like what was the character assassination for
But in her heart she still loved him so she made another character if they stayed together
"Your mother was 18 to your father's 900"
Me:👁👄👁 👀
👄
But legal age to them is 80. So by that... *siren blaring* Bitches! It wasn't me! Goddamn it...
🚨🚨🚨🚨
👁👄👁
the way i fucking screamed when i saw this-
ikrrr
@Amanda Ajeneza Bana that shit portrayal of Greek mythology is an insult to any pagan and decent human being so it's unsurprising.
Did she finally let out the breath she didn't realise she was holding??!
to this day she is still holding her breath
Well I'll wait for the next book ; )
She let go of the breath the universe didn't know it was holding.
Legend has it that she’s still holding her breath
Zainab Musa let’s hope she doesn’t breath again
that intro??? WHERE ARE THE OSCARS??? the suspense, the acting, the cinematography!!! *chef's kiss*
thank u for recognizing my work
I was just coming down to the comments to say EXACTLY THIS. YES.
@@withcindy cindy I had paused the video before commenting and now I'm at the part where the reading rainbow is playing and i just have to ask: is nothing sacred? must u sully the childhood innocence that I associate with reading rainbow of THE PBS Kids??
@@withcindy "18 to his 100" EYE--
If I could subscribe twice I would
Now SJM's world building makes even less sense. Why did she write a winter holiday special for her fairy series? Was there a fairy Christ?
Hahaha lmao
There’s not. Actual fae would celebrate the winter solstice by like, dancing and shit, but from what I’ve seen SJM doesn’t give a flying fuck (or maybe she does lmao) about what the Fae actually are. Her interpretation of fae is even worse than Stephanie Meyers interpretation of vampires and that’s saying something.
Omg this is true
@@a1exneedsahamdleplease as much as I agree with you, there is no "wrong way" of interpreting myth. they're just different and you don't like them, and that's that.
@@a1exneedsahamdleplease tinkerbell did it better
"Women have two hands, but men have hands too, so it's like in a way, we're ALL equal" *- Cindy 2k20*
i cry every time
I need this on a poster with rainbows and kittens to hang in my office. Let's take inspirational posters to the next level.
Wait- REALLY?? I thought men only have *one* hand?? Guess I wasn't woke enough... 😔
@@aisekrem3216 shame on you
@@aisekrem3216 shame on you
Stages of grief: First shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally A COURT OF FROST AND STARLIGHT.
yes.... what a rollercoaster
Im gaggling
There is no acceptance
The image of Riceman and Ferret banging in the sky is absolutely haunting. "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...oh."
IT BURNS!!! It burns my eyes!!!
FLOATING DICK
Omg Riceman and Ferret :,)
Oh dear god, that wasn't bird poop...
@@archeribull9869 bruh imagine if it landed into someone's eye-
whenever rhysand called feyre "mate"...i couldn't help but think of pirates and it really threw my off
Now I’ll just buy the book to imagine the characters speaking like pirates.
@@farsifm4217 pirate em lmao. Just copy paste it into a pirate translator
Rhysand definitely wants some booty.
.......
I'll see myself out.
@@wyntertheicewyvern6226 LMAO good one 😭
It's so off putting.
So, you're telling me, that Rhysand didn't screw Feyre while wearing a Santa Hat?
wasted opportunity TBH
😂😂😂
AntsyAndy what a let down man
that would have been awesome
Rhysand says Hi Hi Hi instead of Ho Ho Ho because he respects women
kinda weird that Rhysand has the look of a "predator" in his eyes so often. really makes u think
yikes i shant think about it too deeply...
readwithcindy sarah clearly didnt 👀☕️
Climaxing at the vision of his future son, no less
gives you a big ol' *"HMMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔"*
I can’t believe the phrase “big faerie orgy” got approved for a sponsored video.
i cant believe ANY sponsor has partaken in my BS
Ninas Felicillow what about “party poppers pussy pop”? 🤣
That... that's the line you were concerned about
To be fair, there’s a vampire orgy in choices. So like, they don’t give a flying fuck lmao
She ruined Lucien. He had so much potential and she ruined him. But I’m glad he was like peace out and never stayed with Feyre and the cringe ass Inner Circle. He was like bitch i hate it here byee
And when feyre scoffs at Lucien’s found family name «band of exiles » when she’s a part of a group that un ironically calls itself « the court of dreams »
@@a_little_disquised1101 ikr! He finally found a family/place where he finally belonged JUST LIKE WHAT FEYRE DID WITH THE INNER CIRCLE and then she made fun of him??? And what's worse is that she knew everything he'd been through with his abusive family but she STILL made fun of him
@@a_little_disquised1101 OMG SO TRUEEE
Lucien is my fav character
Rightt? I was so confused when Feyre made fun of his new friends circle name and was like this is his middle life crisis, he is with them just because he can't find his place etc, when dude just found a healthier environment for him like what is so wrong with that lmao? Lucien is the only sane character that I can personally relate to.
"She is 21! 21, Cassian."
"So? Your mother was 18 to your father 900."
THIS IS FBI OPEN UP--
HELLO 911?!?!?!!
Why? She's legal 👀
Fairy Chris Hansen: have a seat over there
chief called. he said this ain’t it.
@@Iza56 mr stark i dont feel so good...........
Rhysand&Cassian: hmmmm maybe women deserve equal rights
14 year old me: yassssssss !! FEMINIST KINGSSSS,WE STANNN
SOMETIMES... WOMEN SHOULDNT HAVE TO COOK
@@withcindy racism is bad and women are people
im taking the real L i was 13 when i had a tog and acotar fan account... im 14 now and i see the error of my ways
@@kiralaine2313 whaaaa...
@@billuraral1870 I don't know what they are on either... umm, we're aware of that? *shrugs*
Feyre: “Tamlin I forgive you”
Rhysand: “erm yes but actually no”
feyre: live love laugh
rhysand: DIE HATE CRY
@@withcindy Rhysand may still hate him but Feyre can forgive Tamlin because that's her choice 😔✊
Sailor Lily
That made me laugh so hard
@@sailorlily8030 lmaooo
yesn't
Readers: Hey, Sarah, could you maybe work on writing male characters who aren't misogynists?
Sarah in the ACOTAR series: And then the men realized...that women also have hands
hilarious
Everyone is telling how good of an actress Cindy is, but...
Was she really acting tho???
No
Lol that’s a mood
@@withcindy big mood
Big fat mood
FACTS THOOO
“The Court of Thrones and Roses Series will continue”
Me: No wait that’s illegal
Someone call 911
Will it? There is no trace of that....
😳😱 Fuck 911! *Someone call an Exorcist!*
noooooooooooooooo
Katka Nemcova a nesta and cassias book comes out next you eat i think
"she is bi and im still homophobic" as a member of the lgbt, after reading those 6 pages i still 100% agree
thank u for being a homophobe ally
I also 100% agree
I as a bisexual can vouch that it was a shitty way to write coming out
Tbh tho. The representation wasn’t that clear. And I don’t think SJM knows what a bisexual/homoromantic is.
@@orpheuseclipse4236 yeah, bisexual youngin here.
"her lilac and pear scent"
Feyre works at Bath & Body Works.
she works at lush
“They’ve got two hands” is a mildly inappropriate thing to say about people who just served in active combat. Like...no, some of them probably don’t have two hands...
thats ableist tbh
oh my god i didn't even realize that---
Bro yes oh goodness
Oh no ma’am....
Bruhh
I like that in this world a male invents feminism, that would make it a lot more marketable
Men AND women have hands. I stopped the video for a minute and let that sink in
ho.... ly.... crap.....
Suddenly, drawing hand turkeys in thanksgiving has become a much deeper activity
I’m not a Tamlin stan or anything but I agree with Cindy on this... Tamlin is clearly broken and ruined and honestly that speech Rhys gives him was a low blow... But he did cook him dinner later on so lol
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS
@@sushi595 😌😌
Didn't Tamlin get Rhys' mother and sister killed?
@@butterjujunut I think it was Tamlin's father, not him
@@pa.o yeah but Tamlin told him where they were.
I could have sworn that fairies are children until the age of 80 in this series. So the “18 to your father’s 900” is kinda....
Faeries*
That was only for High Fae I think, but it's still fuckkkkedd lmao
oh god-
Only lesser fay high fay or bird people age normal
@Speckled Legs Nah its the whole Courthouse mate
Tamlin: who are you ?
Rhysand: Im you but worse.
Lmao literally
tamlin = abusive, bad furry boy
rhysand = woke king - wifi router of wokeness
invented feminism, kink=feminism
reincarnation of florence nightingale and saint teresa both
WIFI ROUTER SENT ME
@@aahana4931
This is literally the virgin and Chad meme
So true 😔
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Rhysand: *looks at a ptsd ridden Tamlin* I'm about to do whats called an epic gamer move
this comment actually made me lol
Poggers traumatic stress disorder
Bro this made me wheeze
What did he do😭😭 Im just reading the comments before the vid
feyre: *destroys tamlins entire court and they're faith in him*
also feyre: geE tamLinS doin a shIt job of taking care of his court. I wondeR wHY
**wakes up**
**has on heavy eyeliner**
Girl, same
i woke up, put on eyeliner, then filmed, but didnt care of the rest of my hygiene
"some scars can't heal... like her hymen" why cindy? why
Because im right
HAHAHAHA LMAO
Every single time Feyre paints I just think... what if she's terrible at art.
Okay, just imagine her drawing something and everyone just nods and is like, "Oh yeah, so beautiful." But in their heads: "Is that a horse?"
WHAT IF.
Jada Leung maybe that's y Sarah won't tell us wuts she's painting
@Death Omen When you're trying to pull an H.P.Lovecraft's mysterious and abstract description,to explain something, but not explain it at the same time, but your writing skills are highly limited. That's Feyre's painting.
I actually did imagine the ugliest pictures so yes, it was great for a laugh
I absolutely thought the same thing , like what if she's terrible at art and their lying to her😂
Hahah lmao I can’t 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Omg what if the weaver's husband didn't even die. It's just a ploy she uses to get people to feel bad for her so they'll buy the many "Void" tapestries she made
That's brilliant actually
This is something I want to see written on paper.
The story of a weaver woman tricking people with a sob story to sell more tapestry is more interesting than this entire triology
And meanwhile he hides in her house. That’s a power couple I would read about.
Respect the hussle
As an Australian reading mate in sex scenes is truly disturbing. Like it just kills the whole thing but it keeps going.
Harder, mate
Plumey my sanity is barely intact as is
I'm just imaging reading an Australian book now where she'd like "fuck me harder, bruv"
@@serendipit_y skeodmmemdke
Asfghgfdjghfhjkhj
NO ONE TELL HER SHE HAS MORE BOOKS SHES SUFFERED ENOUGH WHEN WILL IT END???
NO!!!!
I started reading the assassin’s blade 😂
@@viviantran7063 the assasin's blade isn't terrible................ as far as i remember
Lianne 😂 I got the rest of the series too so if it’s bad I guess I’ll just suffer through it-
TOG is actually pretty good... ACOTAR just concerns me
To be fair, I don't think even SJM knows what Mor's sexual orientation is.
none of us do
Not straight but not lesbian either...
@@nunyabusiness776 bi?
I never understand why people hold this series up as some beacon of feminism. All Feyre's new friends are simply her boyfriend's friends, she's financially and emotionally dependent on him and he gaslights her with that "your choice" bollocks despite the fact he knows girl has absolutely no life or resources outside of his sphere and is never going to go against him. Just because her first relationship was more overtly abusive it doesn't mean this one is healthy. Not too mention Captain Feminism is less a feminist and more a nepotist. We never see any evidence of him empowering women in general, just putting his connections in positions of power.
What really got me on my latest rewatch is how self-congratulatory they are about being the first people to _ever_ question gender roles in their society. Like bro, do you really think that no one has ever noticed the problem before? Not even the women???
ACOSF spoiler ahead for the purpose of shitting on Rhysie:
I was SCREAMING while reading ACOSF when he neglected to tell Feyre giving birth was about to kill her??? Like Nesta was the bitch for telling Feyre vital medical information about her pregnancy and possibly about her impending death? And the others went along with it as well? It's your choice my ass.
THANK YOUUUU
@@zk5228 "my 20 year old mate is so much smarter and better than any other faerie woman has ever been 🥰🥰🥰" like bet rhysand, feyre is absolutely the first woman to ever say she wants to be treated better
“Women have two hands, but men have two hands too. So it’s like in a way, we’re all equal.”
*the one amputee sitting in the corner*:
“What the fuck”
Y’know, for all that Rhysand goes on about feminism and equality, it would have been much more impactful if he had made her favorite dresses himself
SHIKAKU he should’ve made those dresses with his TWO hands
I have this headcanon that when he can't sleep bc of PTSD (cuz, yknow, he fought in 2 gigantic wars) he just goes to a secret room and starts to hum and make more dresses for Feyre
then he wouldn't be so eager to destroy works of art for sex... that shit takes TIME to make!!
@@joelledieduksman awww that sounds like a really sweet headcanon
“How shall it be, mate?”
*cringes in Australian*
haha same I had to do a double take when she said it
I was really hoping she would read that in an Australian accent.
OY MATE! HOW SHOULD I F*CK YEH?
readwithcindy GO AND GET FUCKED RHYSAND
readwithcindy 🤠❤️❤️
I agreed so much with Tamlin when he just responded to Rhysand's vile comment with "get out." Tam's clearly not a villain. He is a fallen and lost hero who needs help...just like the other characters. Rhys was allowed to slip up but not Tamlin? I think they could have done so much more with this character. The author made a misstep here. There was so much hypocrisy in this book that it feels like the author lost the pulse on what each of the characters' motivations were and also the spirit of the holidays that she is meant to portray in general. Also Lucien, who is genuinely a good faerie. Man, give these spring court guys a break.
i havent even read book 2 and 3 because ACOTAR was so painful to push through, but I'm shocked at what SJM has done to Tamlin. He actually was a bearable love interest, which is rare to find these days. Also is everyone forgetting when like Rhysand had Feyre grinding on him when she was under that potion thingy---😀
Imagine having so much emotional trauma from the first three books in the series, that when someone even mentions the fourth one, you have a mental breakdown.
......honestly............that was me
me sobbing uncontrollably
sarah j maas: exists
cindy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, CHIEF
yyYIiIIiKkKeeESsssS
Cindy: "Her hand rested on her heart"
*moves entire book and posture to be dramatic and put her hand on her heart*
i'm reenacting the story for yall too
Then I'm glad Amren didn't feel the need to prove she could pee in a toilet.
16:53) Because the author decided to turn Tamlin into a bastard in order to make Rhysand more appealing. It's a classic yet very stupid trope some authors do. If SJM wanted Rhysand and Feyre together, she could've just had Tamlin and Feyre break up amicably. Mutual breakups happen. People fall out of love. It happens.
I really wished this was the way she would have went about it. Because how she did Tamlin was not it.
This happened with Chaol and Celaena. No one hated it.
@@daniloabaigar5648 yeah, but even the didn’t their breakup have something to do with him having some responsibility in her friends murder? I just feel like SJM doesn’t know how love works, like people can separate without someone doing something awful. Maybe she shot herself in the foot by describing the love between the characters as “unbreakable” or whatever. Just feel like it’s a bad message for teens, teaches people to constantly point the finger at other people when something bad happens.
Seriously, the whole premise of Tamlin and Feyre's relationship was based on trying to break a curse. I wouldn't be surprised if after it all was over they realised that, whilst they like each other, it's not in THAT way. It's actually more believable than what happens in the books. I'd love it if they had simply just realised they didn't work as a couple and parted amicably.
@@daniloabaigar5648 Yes, but the series didn't completely make him into a bad guy and they had more natural reasons for it.
“A Court Of Shopping and Braincell-Loss” would have been a better title.
maybe the frost and starlight was innuendo
@@withcindy A Court of F***ing and Shopping
Love how SJM just wrote fluff onshot fanfiction of her own series and published it
honestly good for her... get ur coin!!
That's honestly a point I want to get to in an author career, what a dream lmfao
@@Amorfis same, SJM is #lyfegoals
I'm feeling like even J Mass is confused about Mor's sexuality? Beacause there are six pages about how Mor don't want to be with men, that's why she didn't wanted to marry a Iris and why she slept with Cassian and also loved this one women who left her, then slept with other men to make Azrael think they will never be together???
As a lesbian I felt like Mass wanted to make Mor a lesbian, but she can't understand idea how someone can don't like sex with men...
Perhaps she is bisexual homoromantic? Although I am not sure SJM knows what that is.
@@wonderworld3509 Bisexual can have preference to some gender, but they're still bi, they can want to be with men or women if they find the right one. Mor told Feyra she can't love romanticly and be with males, not just don't want do it. Also she looked kinda bad after night with one male fae and felt bad about it.
Sexuality is fluid, yeah, it can look messy, but in my opinion Mass just don't understand it and she made poor reaserch, beacause this is first book where she included good not straight characters (first one was bad lesbian witch who abused her daughter and killed childrens :') ) and she wasn't, too subtle about it.
My thoughts exactly! I'm bi and the whole "I may have sex with men to throw off suspicion but I can never love them!" stick, along with how its noted sex with men makes her sick rubs me the wrong way. Let's admit it, Maas tried and failed at writing a lesbian because she just cannot fathom the idea of women not liking dick.
im guessing she tried to make mor a lesbian but did it so badly that she made mor bisexual
Exactly!! Instead of saying “I can’t be with Asriel because I’m not attracted to him” she’s like “I can’t be with Asriel because I’m bisexual” and I’m like... but? Like you said, she wrote it as if Mor was a lesbian but Mor admitted to liking sex with men, does she not understand what a LESBIAN is?
Not to mention, Rhys came and rescued Feyre from her PTSD.....everyone just kinda left Tam to deal with his trama in the worst way possible.
I stopped reading before writer could ruin Tam's character for me. He was a good guy in the first book. He, a high lord, bowed, forehead on the ground, to save this bi**h's life from RHYS WHO WAS ABOUT TO MURDER HER.
I've never been so disappointed in character undevelopment.
I haven't even read the series, but I still occasionally headcanon ways to help Tamlin, a character I barely know because I just feel so bad for how he was treated throughout the books (both as an individual and a character whose journey and development was under the author's full control).
Agree 100%
Literally, I had to stop reading because I liked first book Tamlin. Weirdly enough, of all the characters he's actually the one that felt most like a Faerie to me. Like sure, if you want to break him and Feyre up, go for it- their relationship is based on breaking a curse, I wouldn't be surprised if after it all they realised they didn't actually like each other that way. There's ways to do it.
Why not just have it be that he comes away from the relationship a better person, sometimes acts as their ally against the big bad (some interesting awkward tension could be created by their previous relationship) and then eventually finds his own real love?
My guess is that she's fuckable to him, and Tamlin isn't.
Agree. Justice for Tam
Cindy: *finally at peace, birds chirping, one with the universe etc*
Booktube: *laughs chaotically in Throne of Glass*
NEVER
@@withcindy we'll see
Honestly it’s a good series for YA audiences
throne of glass is so much better than acotar but If Cindy read and didn't liked it she would suffer cause there's so many books shhshs
@@nicoliemimaki726 I do agree, it's miles better than acotar. But yes, the sheer volume of them 😂😂.
"And not once did I see a golden shower scene" broke me into so much laughter.
ALL THE OPPORTUNITY WASTED...
My question is how did Rhysand's mother know her dress size? Do fairy's parents know their fated mates dress sizes? Or do they magically adjust to the body of the wearer? Am I thinking about this too hard????
HOW DARE U USE LOGIC FOR THIS STORY!
That's more thought than what SJM put into the entire trilogy
I was thinking about the same things, but then I was like 'f*ck it'
Probably what sjm thought when she wrote that too...
A mother knows~~~~~~
He was a little boy and momma here was like: Look son, chose a mate that fits into these, cause I ain't making them again.
So at the end Rhysand subcontiusly choose someone who was the size his momma wanted. It's not that his mother knew...he CHOSE based on size.
There, mystery solved 🧐😏
The part where Feyre is talking to the weaver is so funny to me because her husband died in battle where he was fighting alongside the summer court, and in the scene where Feyre was getting spicy in battle with Rhysand the book specifically pointed out how she could hear the screams of people on the battle field from the summer court dying. Coincidence? I think not.
Lmaoo
I couldn't pass SJM if she wasn't aware of that considering she's a zionist. 😂😂😂
Yikes
*snowball fight*
Me: awww that’s so swee-
Cindy: no! wtf is this BS, I wanna see sex!
*galaxy sex and final climax happens*
Cindy: idk about that one chief
Me: no. these are the consequences of you actions
Fair point
how did we go from sex jokes to talking seriously about ptsd
to going back to BJ jokes
readwithcindy you could say that the transition kinda SUCKED.
-not really, I just had to make the joke-
Casually?
sounds like a normal day to me
THE LAST SEX SCENE ALMOST MADE ME C R Y. HOw do you fit these many metaphors and vague descriptions in ONE scene. Baffled. I am baffled.
sharin almi honestly honestly it’s talent how much there was.
Are you perhaps - *b e w i l d e r e d* ?
@@phisograph How come you have no likes? You're clearly missing likes
Phiso
👌🏻👉🏽🚪
@Exotic Subliminals same I was a bit spooked when they came up and ended up laughing my ass off each time however at how weird/cringy it was 😭
Listen cringe culture is dead but....... this series is an exception
"As you know feminism makes him horny" the way you said that nonchalantly made me laugh all the way home😂!!!
I say it like it is
Cindy: Ah. It is done. I am at peace now.
Sarah J. Maas: Nah. You still got 2 brain cells.
NO TELL ME SHE DID NOT POST ANOTHER BOOK
Me: doesnt read this particular genre, doesnt watch booktube except cindy
Sees thumbnail: THIS IS THE EVENT OF A LIFETIME IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WITH BATED BREATH
this is the booktube event of the century
Did you then release that breath, now having realised that you were holding it?
SSAAAME
Literally same, look at me watching videos of books I've never heard of outside this channel
Tamlin was done dirty, honestly. SJM just destroyed his character. His and Lucien's.
Rhys could accidentally stub his toe and he’d be like “Curse you Tamlin”. Like okay we get it, but just constantly attacking him over and over again doesn’t do anything for the story. At this point I wonder if Sarah J. Maas hates Tamlin too.
i wonder if she based tamlin on a former lover who she ended up hating and now everyone just beats up tamlin as an outlet for her lol
@@withcindy Honestly that would make so much sense. She was really into this guy while writing the first book, then she got her heart broke or something while she was working on the second book 🤣
readwithcindy I could honestly see it 💀
I am rereading the whole thing now, as someone that recently read a court of mist and fury again fuck tamlim Everytime it's possible
Acotar version of thanks obama
Wait, you're telling me that there was a whole other book in this series... and SJM didn't have a single character come out as black?
Preposterous! How else will we solve racism??
@Apple Ma but he doesnt even know it😂
@@ladyBibi529 How could he not know though?💀💀💀💀
@@Dreamfyre_ he has no idea of his moms relationship with helion and as far as hes concerned beron is his dad🙉
Lucien already came out as black xddd Well, not him exactly... But, u know, although his skin is not black, right? I get really confused with his description because i though he was white and redhead and suddenly he was black or kinda idk
@@desiii846 Yeah it's really confusiiing all the fanart draws him as a white ginger but then you read the descriptions and he's definitely racially ambiguous like most characters because Maas' rly do be like that D:
I’m genuinely impressed by the amount of sexual Christmas-y puns you came up with! Kudos
tis the season ;)
Jingle balls
Jingle balls
So, according to SJM, things that are sexy include war camps where people are suffering and dying, being in the presence of SA victims, and thinking about babies.
I am so unbelievably disturbed. Like…do we need to notify the FBI?
THE SIRENS KILLED ME. I do not know how a grown woman wrote "your mother was 18 to your father's 900" and did not immediately smash backspace and see a therapist.
This book gives me hope that I can publish a novel one day...
good
With the amount of shitty books being published nowadays, like this series or another master pieces like Fifty Shades of Grey, I think it's quite hard to write something even shittier. :D
My book is getting published this summer and I'm really sad at the prospect that I'll probably never make as much as the garbage that is some YA books.
@Speckled Legs It's Onision (at least I think you mean that person?) but I think calling him Onion is pretty accurate too, layers of nothing sensible page after page. :D
@@ellie7646 If your book is good, you probably won't. :( It seems that if you want to make good money, you have to write like a 13 year old girl (you just sit and write what comes to your mind or write some fanfic and publish it as a first draft (do not make any changes to make it better - that seems to be contradictory to the goal of making a lot of money!).
I wrote one book as a young teen (ages 12-14, so 2 years took to make the first draft) and I wrote in that way - what came to my mind without having some plot in mind/where the story is going - but it was fun to explore without knowing - I really had fun with it and spent many hours writing.
But you know what, I somehow managed to wrap it up and actually (for what it was) it kinda became a real sound story at the end.
It follows a story of a young wizard whose parents are murdered - and later he founds out that the wizard who arranged all the teachers and everything for him to learn magic, actually also arranged the murder of his parents (it's kinda easier to get someone to depend on you when you murder their parents, right). When he finds out (not very happy about it :D), the wizard takes his sister (non-magic person) hostage in order to make the main character to obey. The main ch. manages to rescue his sister and kills the big bad wizard in the process.
And in the end, there was even a set up for a second book.
Of course, if I ever wanted to publish it (I'm not planning that), it would have to be completely rewritten and edited heavily but I still think it's way better than f.e. Fifty Shades of Grey, even as a first draft. :D
Also, it's not in English but rather a minor language, so it would be even harder to get published and get successful.
What's your book about?
And congrats that you get to be published. :)
You're telling me you went from being disappointed at the lack of golden showers to straight up kink shaming Rhys like that, not woke
_I can't believe these words left my keyboard, but here they are, out in the universe_
It's just so that I could get you to write those specific string of words
Throne of Glass's main character is just an edgy, overpowered naruto fanfiction self insert and she's not like other girls. That's it that's the whole series
I read it when i WAS TEN ,and reread it this year and ITS SO FUNNYGSKSHSIWMWGS
Thanks now I don't need to read it xD
Try reading crescent city, I literally hate the protagonist
I tried to read throne of glass and I just couldn't get through the beginning bc the mc just seemed sooo... well not good
Well now I have to read it...
Feyre: I need to use my position of power to help people in need who don't have the privilege of being with their families in a permanent living situation
Feyre : *Never mind my coochie has needs*
FEYRE THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING OUT HERE!!
Always remember your coochie and place her needs first 👍
THE INTRO. the acting. the cinematography. the DRAMA. just when i thought your content couldn't get better, thank you cindy
thank u for appreciating it
cindy is the gordon ramsay of sarah j maas books bc she will not back away from dressing it DOWN
Preach
Feyre helping veterans from ptsd while abandoning tamlin who suffers from ptsd🤔
Wow, im so glad Feyre and Rhys found it in themselves to forgive Tamlin for having PTSD. They really are so kind
lmao i hate them so much.
They give no fucks about anyone. I mean they did that with Nesta and it’s obvious she had depression
@@Jana-fs2qf honestly!! Like Feyre was all WoA iS mE I hAvE tRauMa and then the minute Nesta does she kicks her out???
@@katkay9923 feyre didn’t sleep around drink alcohol cut everyone and everything out and be a toxic person… she had to be kicked out to wake the hell up because nothing else was working. When someone is that self destructive there’s only so much you can do.
@@kianadoescod6402 didn’t the Bat Boyz sleep around as well? Why when Nesta does it, it’s bad? Also, aren’t Feyre and Rhys rich af? What can a couple of alcohol tabs do to them when they have 5 houses?
Nessian book: Is coming out soon.
Cindy, taking out a bottle of vodka: Ah shit, here we go again.
Let's all chip in and send her an industrial size vodka bottle.... *She's gonna need it* 😩🧚♂️🧚♀️
"Dad, how was I born?"
"Your mother sent me an image of what you would look like and I climaxed"
"😐"
I love it how the emotion is literally verbalised, very nice 👌
Basically air dropping to the printer I guess.
Jackson sang is also my spirit animal
~~ oh to see without my eyes ~~ ︶ 👄︶
That part made me so umcorfortable.
ALL RIGHT CINDY NOW IT'S TIME FOR A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES.
THAT is a novella? You could still beat someone to death with that, what the hell.
🤣🤣🤣omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That book is probably about... 50,000 words or so, ergo it's a normal novel. 50k words is a minimum for fiction. *This bitch made a companion novel out of an epilogue!* 🤣
Honestly I’ve read actual books shorter
After the third book ended the war 2/3 of the way through and used 300 pages to try and wrap things up we need another book to try to bring closure.
You could use this book as a weapon LMFAOOO
They Kinda Just Continued To Exist After That: A Novella
that was basically the novella in a nutshell, yes
Rhysands dad be like: *technically it’s ephebophilia*
this comment is even worse with an image of an innocent cat
I can see your subscriptions and you have taste
Onision things
I feel that Tamlin is based off of the authors past boyfriend or something and she is trying to trash him because maybe he was trash, you know? I think Tam did not deserve it and I think they could of approach it differently but whatever.
but he smashed everything around feyre twice (second time after he said hed change) and scared her and actually hurt her the second time because the stuff he exploded around her hit her he also locked her in a jail and shouted at her to stay home he started talking about how she orgasms in front of the whole table of people when they were having serious talks about war and when amarantha was gonna kill feyre he begged amarantha not to and tried to have sex with feyre one last time instead of trying to save her even if hed die doing it. i personally do not like him at all
@@errorpleasetryagain1018 Understandable, I have only read the first book and have no interest in the rest so maybe my opinion is a little off. I will say tho' I agree with you on the trying to have sex instead of saving her thing. I was so pissed during that part of the book.
@@errorpleasetryagain1018 And under the mountain Rhysand makes Feyre go in skimpy clothes and sit on his lap and dance for him infront of everyone... and then drink wine that makes her black out .. When at the time she loved Tamlin and didn’t want to do any of that.
@@neenah7376 you should honestly read the rest of the books i really enjoyed them! but id say to not even bother with silver flames and the one before it they were very underwhelming. rhys and feyre actually ended up being my favourite couple and acotar one of my favourite book series. the first book sucked though so i cant blame you for not wanting to continue
@@ShannenKerrie yeah that really made me hate him i honestly just pretend that part never happened. and the explanation was terrible too super underwhelming and not justified. i just pretend it was sara j mass’ mistake and its not what rhys really wouldve done🤣🤣🤣i love him too much to believe he did that i just block it from my mind
I really love how you read these dumpster fires so we don’t have to
its what im here for
Bold of you to assume i'm not gonna read them anyway at 3am because its bad but *I cant stop and i'm still wishing for the smut*
Doing Gods work honestly
"There are some scars that can't heal... like her hymen." For a moment I thought you were going to say something sentimental and then you just-- I can't Cindy 😂
her hymen can be inspirational too, we don't know what it's been through
You reading that sex scene like it was a goddamn slam poem had me in tears 😭😂
It's a poem about slamming
readwithcindy NOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHHA