Evolve takes place in the 24th century, and Caira comes from a rich family from Earth, and apparently only the poor workers still use vehicles with tires there I guess, hence Abe's comment. She also left Earth at a young age and spent most of her time studying in space, so she probably doesn't know much about ancient mechanics.
my favourite hunters (personality wise) assault: Hyde/markov support: bucket/sunny medic: Lazarus/caira trapper: griffin/Abe I had to do 2 each cuz they're all so hilarious XD
5:35 No... oh god that's no much worse than I thought it was. Poor girl! I'm saying the monsters aren't vicious, but that's more savage than eating dying people! 7:29 Oh. Hello, Internet. Been a while.
Can I just say what the fuck happen to the earth in this game world where their no movies and no one knows a fucking tire is like damn future earth what the shit.
gsamalot Earth is now exclusively the home of the ultra-wealthy. They have cheap anti-grav, so don't bother with wheeled vehicles, and they consider recorded entertainment to be cheap and therefore worthless. So they value live performances. Makes them feel special.
"Robot stating the obvious!" LMAO!! He practically humiliated himself in front of the team and then Lazarus talking to him like a therapist? HA HA HAA!!
Indeed. ^_^ I'll look into it. I'm a gamer at heart-- no game is 'shitty' in my mind. Well... Very, very few. x3 I wouldn't mind seeing more about it, though based on the dialogue I bet I can guess where the basic plot lies. :P
Derp Z My fav hyde line :Maggie you should get daisy a belt to have guns on it, Like flamethrowers or missle launchers or Mine droppers, Or minedroppers that fire missles with flamethrowers on 'em.
I can see why you didn't include all of them I just wish my man Slim was in more of these, I love his character so much, imagine if SFM models came out for these characters
OK! Somebody better tell me, what the flipping heck happened on earth that made Caira not know what movies or tires are! Because I personally want to know!
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13:51 - My favorite line: "I am no doctor, but I know it is far more effective to treat the disease, than the symptom."
Favourite Support: Bucket
Favourite Medic: Slim
Favourite Trapper: Crow
Favourite Assault: All of them
Patryk Stypulkowski Personality, hell yeah.
Plus their speech lines.
Zoe Doran slim all the way
Zoe Doran
:(
Torvald just because his yelling
Markov fears nothing except a life without fighting and glory and that is why I love him
That exchange between Caira and Abe about tires was priceless, never heard it in game so far, thanks for putting it up.
but why doesnt caira know about tires
Evolve takes place in the 24th century, and Caira comes from a rich family from Earth, and apparently only the poor workers still use vehicles with tires there I guess, hence Abe's comment. She also left Earth at a young age and spent most of her time studying in space, so she probably doesn't know much about ancient mechanics.
***** "ancient"
Tires huh? I thought they were big black doughnuts.
i miss this game so much : (
it had its issues but god it had so much personality
I Really agree w you!! 😢
U can play it online now
@@replay24681 h o w
Only on pc
The finale conversation between torvold and crow was making me giggle
0:18
Batman: "I CAME TO KICK ASS AND LOVE MY FAMILY, AND I'M ALL OUT OF FAMILY!"
Mmmmm
Yea
Eh?
Iunno
Hmmm
*Sniff*
Good Talk
I'm dying after that one
Truly the best one
Yeah that last one was the best
I kept laughing
What the flip (while laughing)
Introverts talking to each other:
The final conversation is hilarious.
no when bucket says "the plant that looks like an anus" that is Hilarious
I know
William Simmons HILARIOUS I TELL YOU
I KNOW D:
+William Simmons isn't it supposed to be :D
"Hmph"
"Yeh"
"Eh"
"Iunno"
"Mmmm"
*sniff*
"Good talk
Kyle Johnston *wheezes in laughter*
Kyle Johnston 10/10 would dialogue again
for the grilled canyon eel, if you have lazerus instead of val he says "yes, it still showed signs of life, fascinating"
10:05 big black donuts dialogue here
Thank you for posting this. It found it amazing you took the time to compile everything. Not only that, I love how you ended it.
my favourite hunters (personality wise)
assault: Hyde/markov
support: bucket/sunny
medic: Lazarus/caira
trapper: griffin/Abe
I had to do 2 each cuz they're all so hilarious XD
I can imagine the very boring work that was involved in assembling this video together. And for that I thank you!
ZERO!
Hmph.
Yeah.
Eh?
I dunno.
Hmm...
*sniff*
Good talk.
The one with Crow and Torvald killed me. Love those guys
Which Timestamp is that?
@@madworldfan12325:00
"Steaks... Are delicious"
-Markov
great talk at the end >XD
5:10 Love how he adds an extra "fucking" every sentence lol.
15:44 Lol!
21:21 Crow's so funny with the small dialogue.
24:09 These two lol.
Bucket is seriously channeling K2SO.
I miss Evolve so much... 💔
Me too, such an underrated one too
The peer to peer servers are back up on pc.
5:12 BEST CHARCTER IN THE GAME. I truly miss this game everytime I see it, it was simply ahead of its bloody time.
The servers are back online for pc
@@Khrn-lk4mf I've heard, sadly I played on consoles which leaves me shit outta luck.
25:07 Oh that's adorable! Pouty Laz. xD I'd actually like to see him pull that off, in all due honesty!
5:35 No... oh god that's no much worse than I thought it was. Poor girl! I'm saying the monsters aren't vicious, but that's more savage than eating dying people!
7:29 Oh. Hello, Internet. Been a while.
13:43 Oddly funny, since Markov's voice goes weirdly loud and a different tone lol.
Edit: Sometimes glitches I mean with the pitch.
I still love when Hyde talks about melting the monster with his flamethrower 😂😂
Sunny is so wholesome and cute!
"Nuts" - Crow
0:16 Still the best xD
Still the best
@@SpaceUndies is it still the best?
Can I just say what the fuck happen to the earth in this game world where their no movies and no one knows a fucking tire is like damn future earth what the shit.
gsamalot Earth is now exclusively the home of the ultra-wealthy. They have cheap anti-grav, so don't bother with wheeled vehicles, and they consider recorded entertainment to be cheap and therefore worthless. So they value live performances. Makes them feel special.
Matthew Colville ......Are we sure we should even care if these monster things even go to earth now
7:27 Out of Context
25:01 best one out of this two
what's your little brothers name?
frank
I laughed so hard at that
Some of these made me laugh so hard, good stuff!
They really need to make a movie *-*
Caira huh? live theatre? surely turtle rock didn't predict us disliking ai? no recorded anything on earth. interesting.
Still crazy, after not playing for so long, and somehow, the earth girl is stupid with specific items
"mmm."
"Yeah."
"Huh?"
"Iunno"
"Mmh.."
"Good talk."
So...keys are currency in the future. OH GOD THE TF2 TRADING WENT OUT OF CONTROL!
Imagine how much a key would be in refined in this game...
stormsand9 Probably an inhuman amount considering how few keys they're saying would buy a ship.
and they said that when they kill all of the monsters they will get over 1 million keys...
Hyde and torvald are the most badass assaults in my opinion
Yes they are
12:46 I always pictured Crow giving a little hand motion to the stimulator while explaining. Sunny looking up at him,eyes filled with wonder.
Hyde: I'm gonna fuckin' melt the fuckin' monster's face with my fuckin' flamethrower! Best line in gaming history ever :D
Caira and abe are my faves
I hope to see a part two, there can be a lot more character interactions
Haven't played the game, but i found this to be really interesting stuff.
7:26 The plant that looks like a giant anus! Ah Bucket. xD
Dunkanat0rGaming my favourite
the man eating plant that looks like a giant anus.
For all the shit people give this game, it is exceptional with it's unique dialogue
That fucking Torvald and Crow conversation is hysterical!
16:27-16:59
Soo they're referring to the Wraith in the Wraith Trap map that Ebonstar caught? ...Interesting.
5:10
Cabot really knows how to inspire his team lol
that last Ker made me rethink my life.
9:57
**Insert Lenny Face**
18:41
lmao best one just the way he says the kicker
If you're on the forums, I added some of the conversations to the Timeline/Lore/Info Megathread. I'm the loremaster, mikeylikesit.
make another one!! haha this is awesome
"I'm gonna f**kin melt the f**kin monsters face with my f**kin flamethrower." Hyde
The best line in the whoooole game 😂🤣
"Robot stating the obvious!" LMAO!! He practically humiliated himself in front of the team and then Lazarus talking to him like a therapist? HA HA HAA!!
yes.
yes.
yes.
I love 5:11, 18:41, 24:30, and 24:58
Oh I been wondering about buying this game ^^
haah never knew about the dialogue :D
the last one with torvald and crow is usually how i talk with a "friend" of mine
10:40 he means, you Abe
11:52 i always thought the hunter's weapons were powered by that thing that's why he win's automadicly if it's destroyed
''Ah one of these plants that looks like a giant anus.'' xD lmao, Good one Bucket :D
♬♪ Missile, missile, missile..♪♬
Makes me want to play this game.
angelindenile its not worth it, its shit, quality shit, but shit nontheless
Indeed. ^_^ I'll look into it. I'm a gamer at heart-- no game is 'shitty' in my mind. Well... Very, very few. x3 I wouldn't mind seeing more about it, though based on the dialogue I bet I can guess where the basic plot lies. :P
"Yes" -Torvald
Whish this game never died
And it looks like a good game
I saw you yesterday playing it on steam
Hunters taste great
Can't tell if at 4:11 if that's a valve reference.
5 words: it uh keep gobi tame
7:26 Ahh one of those plants that looks like a giant anus!
XD
10:03 gotta show this to my bro later.
Caira and Sunny are tied for some of the best lines in the game so far.
commiedeer
For me it's Bucket and Hyde.
"I'm gonna fuckin' melt the fuckin' monstah's face wif my fuckin' flamefroah"
Derp Z My fav hyde line :Maggie you should get daisy a belt to have guns on it, Like flamethrowers or missle launchers or Mine droppers, Or minedroppers that fire missles with flamethrowers on 'em.
Some Guy On You Tube Yes! that one is pure gold! thank you for reminding me about it!
Anybody else think its funny that Hyde is scared of maggie?
yep
still think its interesting tough, keeping the wraith trapped to try and harvest its ability's,
a new hunter with teleportation? yeah
torvald and crow conversation #1 24:58
bucket said dooties
omg that last one between crow and torvold was it? XD
7:27 Bucket you make me fucking lmao!
Dude are you still doing the SFM white lie because I love those viedo do more please and thank you
i'm not a fanatic but i do like that o.W.n title though for clans
Can you putt cult of personality part 6 soon plese?
5:11 is kind of a fail in terms of voice acting. Cabot's second question sounds out of place to say the least.
I think it fits his personality , specially because he asks more questions like this , even though they sound like a kinky BDSM foreplay
Late reply, but it has a variant, where he doesn't lower his voice in concern.
10:46 It's kind of his thing.
Hey what about cult of personality 6?
good talk.
24:10
Sounds kinda sexual doesn't it
bear with me on this and replay the convo between sunny and torvald again but this time put your sexual caps on
that last one
"Good talk"
What are your thoughts on the behemoth is he cool besides his big ass weak spot
LoneWolfHBS OMG he responded also another will you make a series I'm just wondering you don't have to
An Earth with no movies...
That doesnt actually sound all that bad.
Right?!?
Hub hasn't stopped playin' god with the 1st Gen....
I can see why you didn't include all of them I just wish my man Slim was in more of these, I love his character so much, imagine if SFM models came out for these characters
who time is new o.w.n part?
Is this all the dialogue?
Lol i wanted to hear the one markov was talking about the life cycle
I hope someone uploads every single one.
16:25
OK! Somebody better tell me, what the flipping heck happened on earth that made Caira not know what movies or tires are! Because I personally want to know!