"Sports In America" - Trevor Noah - (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  4 роки тому +1529

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 роки тому +3

      @@dank7802 what do you mean by that?

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 роки тому +1

      @@dank7802 gtfoh with that bullshit

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂U just made my day!!

    • @susellar4511
      @susellar4511 4 роки тому +1

      Dekroxx Kroxx exactly lmao😭😂 thas brutal

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 роки тому +8

      @@David.jaemin wow.......is everything ok? Need a hug??

  • @nc-pf3qm
    @nc-pf3qm 4 роки тому +13542

    American sports: play among themselves and call it a world series

    • @nc-pf3qm
      @nc-pf3qm 4 роки тому +285

      @@raw_projects5514 it must be pretty flat then

    • @komiyaaikocrizar.5383
      @komiyaaikocrizar.5383 4 роки тому +344

      @@raw_projects5514 uhmm no not really you ignorant fool...maybe it was before now not anymore...other countries have already long surpassed USA...just because you guys were the pioneers doesnt mean u guys will be on top forever

    • @suesue5142
      @suesue5142 4 роки тому +128

      @@komiyaaikocrizar.5383 you forgetting Rome, England, Egypt. All huge empires 100s of years before America was invaded by the British.

    • @singwithsangar5387
      @singwithsangar5387 4 роки тому +96

      Because they impose all their s*** on the world especially Middle East countries

    • @corneliuswhite5139
      @corneliuswhite5139 4 роки тому +64

      I never understood that either. LOL

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 4 роки тому +8003

    when you are a football fan, but you have to call it soccer, because your audience is american xD

    • @miloraddjurdjic1695
      @miloraddjurdjic1695 4 роки тому +221

      @H S who else calls it soccer?

    • @chickennugget9254
      @chickennugget9254 4 роки тому +37

      why should he conform just because of naming stupidity

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 4 роки тому +62

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 I think typically countries who have another sport called football, like Australia with Australian Football and Ireland with Gaelic Football.

    • @Adam-wx6ht
      @Adam-wx6ht 4 роки тому +68

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 South Africa

    • @galfleming6770
      @galfleming6770 4 роки тому +51

      @@Mirsab Ireland tends to call football, football, when referring to what America calls soccer. Depends what part of the country you come from & your background.

  • @BJDragon-zm4lq
    @BJDragon-zm4lq 4 роки тому +3921

    America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world

    • @packball7854
      @packball7854 4 роки тому +338

      Cuz they think the world's revolve on them

    • @imanipatrice9492
      @imanipatrice9492 4 роки тому +81

      BJ Dragon8589 oh we realize it, and we like it

    • @user-xo1oh9tl4l
      @user-xo1oh9tl4l 4 роки тому +35

      BJ Dragon8589 we like to think we’re normal

    • @err91
      @err91 4 роки тому +8

      Yup merica

    • @babyjordane8374
      @babyjordane8374 4 роки тому +101

      @@phoenixgracee we are all different just that Americans think their difference is different

  • @shannonaranda2745
    @shannonaranda2745 4 роки тому +1492

    omg the shoe thing is so real - I was in Mexico with my husband there were signs to tell Americans DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OFF!

    • @lennivyvolk7398
      @lennivyvolk7398 4 роки тому +25

      is that fucking serious?

    • @ole340
      @ole340 4 роки тому +46

      @@lennivyvolk7398 Yes it is, I have friends working in Roissy and they've seen such incidents too! 🤣

    • @Ana-bt8pr
      @Ana-bt8pr 3 роки тому +66

      when I told my mom that I have plans to spend my january's vacation in California, USA she tried to convince me not to go by saying "they'll make you take your shoes off and walk like that in the airport" lol

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 3 роки тому +32

      Maybe if you used your eye rolling time to ask yourself why a shoe bomb has happened in the first place you'd realise who's fault it is. Nobody is acting as if it's America's fault pretty sure we're just aware of the facts as to why it's America's fault lmao.

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 3 роки тому +1

      For everyone action, there is an equal reaction.

  • @bosskweku
    @bosskweku 4 роки тому +3732

    The last time a black man scored using his left hand jumping over a mixed-race Indian...😂😂😂

    • @rees_1876
      @rees_1876 4 роки тому +18

      Godfred Arthur half-indian😹

    • @kryptonitefitness
      @kryptonitefitness 4 роки тому +5

      Hhahahha

    • @planetunie6397
      @planetunie6397 4 роки тому +4

      Rees _187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bosskweku
      @bosskweku 4 роки тому +2

      @Michael Freed lol

    • @RH-th2py
      @RH-th2py 4 роки тому +51

      was on a friday in the month of may, it was raining very hard and it even hailed for exactly 37 seconds in the westmost square mile of buffalo, new york

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi 4 роки тому +8002

    On a serious note though, *_you deserve to host the Oscars_*

  • @nicolesteyn9336
    @nicolesteyn9336 4 роки тому +1463

    Any other South Africans reading through the comments to see what other countries think of us?
    Trevor makes me proud to be South African!🇿🇦

    • @Skylla54
      @Skylla54 4 роки тому +19

      Not only Trevor. My college mate is from South Africa as well. So clever and so fun.
      "Engineering is no fun"
      "Sorry but that's not true. I am here because it is fun"
      German Professor 🤨... Right.
      Nailed it, that's how to argue! 😄

    • @siyabongainnocent7234
      @siyabongainnocent7234 3 роки тому +3

      You're not Alone @Nicole

    • @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846
      @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846 3 роки тому +3

      🇿🇦

    • @sehrkorall8248
      @sehrkorall8248 3 роки тому +24

      Wanted to go to South Africa this year but corona made me stay home...I don’t know what it is but South Africa just excited me since I was very young :( Greetings from Germany!

    • @newbris
      @newbris 3 роки тому +3

      Trivial, but watching Trevor speak I was thinking, South Africans don’t say “are” in their sentences. “We going there” rather than “We’re going there”.

  • @internetathi
    @internetathi 4 роки тому +781

    His transitions in between accents is so golden. This has to be one of Trev's best shows.

    • @godsbeloved5169
      @godsbeloved5169 4 роки тому +5

      You must watch his "Jokes about deaf people"

  • @basikally
    @basikally 4 роки тому +2357

    'This is the machine, not your husband'. Lol 😹

    • @hongluzhang7771
      @hongluzhang7771 4 роки тому +34

      the MACHINE....

    • @vk3139
      @vk3139 4 роки тому +34

      @@hongluzhang7771 But how does the MACHINE work if there is no vodka to feed it?

    • @misainsider
      @misainsider 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SuomiFinlandPerkelee
      @SuomiFinlandPerkelee 4 роки тому +2

      @@vk3139 "I am THE MACHINE" 😂 legendary.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 роки тому +7

      I almost burst out laughing but then I remembered that it was midnight and people are sleeping 😂😭

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 4 роки тому +3611

    Trevor Noah is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Who else agrees?

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 роки тому +13

      he's as funny as the rest of the generic racist leftie comedians in the US

    • @xGeF0rc3x
      @xGeF0rc3x 4 роки тому +91

      @@boogeh3630 if you call this man a racist then i don't know what to say lmao

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 роки тому +5

      @@xGeF0rc3x Then don't say anything lmao

    • @slowanddeliberate6893
      @slowanddeliberate6893 4 роки тому +38

      For sure. One of the best.

    • @shaynemaker8905
      @shaynemaker8905 4 роки тому +27

      @@boogeh3630 you must be high asf

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 4 роки тому +1597

    In Spain, soccer commentators are straight up bipolar.
    "And the match starts. Nice to see this team finally fresh and ready to go, we've seen them train before hand, amazing to watch the goalkeeper just moving around, feeling great, cheering his teammates up. On the other hand, the weath- OH MY GOD HE'S CLOSING IN THE DEFENDERS ARE GOING CRAZY ONE OF THEM IS ON THE FLOOR THE REFEREE SAYS NOTHING THE BALL KEEPS MOVING *HE'S GONNA KICK IT IS HE GONNA SCORE IS HE GO-* and the ball goes out. Hmm. Anyway, the weather looks nice today..."

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 4 роки тому +35

      Debe ser una cosa latina, en LATAM y en Italia es igual 😂

    • @arbabasukalsar4361
      @arbabasukalsar4361 4 роки тому +44

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @domlorg96
      @domlorg96 4 роки тому +2

      No se amigos

    • @roompa2271
      @roompa2271 4 роки тому +37

      The capital letters :D - I read it so fast just like they do in commentary! LOL

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 4 роки тому +6

      hahahahahah...every place is similar

  • @sadmanmahi2584
    @sadmanmahi2584 3 роки тому +222

    As a Muslim it totally got me
    " It is a machine , not your husband "😂😂😂

    • @thameemansari9159
      @thameemansari9159 2 роки тому +5

      Of course as a Muslim you should be knowing that you don’t take your clothes off on public like an animal🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
      Only dogs and pigs roam around naked in public and not humans

    • @Lockheed_007
      @Lockheed_007 Рік тому +10

      @@thameemansari9159 other animals wear tuxedo?

    • @olvustin6671
      @olvustin6671 9 місяців тому

      Hand tailored

  • @kandyappleview
    @kandyappleview 4 роки тому +1940

    “I’m here for Holiday.”
    “Which one?”
    😆😆😆
    That’s totally America.

    • @EoCA777
      @EoCA777 4 роки тому +42

      Is it common in other countries to call vacation holiday?

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 4 роки тому +90

      @@EoCA777 yes. I don't know if it's common in every other country but definitely in some.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 роки тому +21

      my one 😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 4 роки тому +59

      But if you say "I'm on holiday", it becomes obvious.

    • @michellechee7890
      @michellechee7890 4 роки тому +17

      What do they mean by which holiday? Like easter, new year etc?

  • @sangchinyang
    @sangchinyang 4 роки тому +1294

    As a international student who travel to US frequently, many aspects are very true, but Trevor make it so damn funny lol. Good job sir!

    • @ayandandzabandzaba9558
      @ayandandzabandzaba9558 4 роки тому +41

      i always wear my university hoodie so i get less question at TSA

    • @hanhong6691
      @hanhong6691 4 роки тому +26

      @@ayandandzabandzaba9558 I did that too, I change my jacket to the hoodi with my university name on it before I get off the plane, so the officer barely asks questions.

    • @joshtif7724
      @joshtif7724 3 роки тому +2

      And still not get a heart

    • @jimtokee8450
      @jimtokee8450 3 роки тому +1

      You need to learn some grammars in the US😊

    • @vashanthk2507
      @vashanthk2507 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HRn6m5dfrMc/v-deo.html it is important..

  • @patrickwaithaka4228
    @patrickwaithaka4228 4 роки тому +31

    Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!

  • @devonhutchins2176
    @devonhutchins2176 4 роки тому +356

    Sports is the only time when Americans read and listen to statistics the rest of the day they deny,ignore and straight up make them up.😂😂

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky 4 роки тому +181

    "This is machine not your husband "😂😂

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 4 роки тому +535

    My brother is a football coach. This reminds me of his "normal" conversations every single day. 😂

  • @juliaormachea8024
    @juliaormachea8024 2 роки тому +49

    This was hilarious!!! Being a foreigner I know that airport feeling ...... all my kids are American citizens so I get questioned even further. Thanks for the laughs .... this struck home!

  • @alimohk13
    @alimohk13 4 роки тому +28

    8:15 punchline..... Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self.
    I was younger then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vijaysahni7666
    @vijaysahni7666 4 роки тому +651

    I just love the way he mocks Americans 😂😂😂

    • @sheilameyers152
      @sheilameyers152 4 роки тому +47

      He mocks America in such a hilarious way... you just have to laugh because most or all of it is true!!! Trevor KEEP America laughing at themselves!!!😁
      ..

    • @LoneStarr1979
      @LoneStarr1979 4 роки тому +11

      but he also mocks south africans quite formidable...
      ua-cam.com/video/Ms6W9zgjN9E/v-deo.html&start_radio=1 (Attention all Passengers)

    • @heydonpark
      @heydonpark 4 роки тому +5

      Try that in Russia, China and most other countries. LOL

    • @quanghuyvo6112
      @quanghuyvo6112 4 роки тому +2

      @@heydonpark you guy not the only one have humor

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 роки тому +4

      It's ok if he mocks South Africans he one and besides South Africans LOVE to laugh

  • @lethabomncwanga5558
    @lethabomncwanga5558 4 роки тому +762

    We need a new Netflix special ASAP and Love from South Africa 😆😆

    • @Nacnacey
      @Nacnacey 4 роки тому +2

      Lethabo Mncwanga I hate the South African people u guys are worst go the hell

    • @joshualee6903
      @joshualee6903 4 роки тому +15

      @@Nacnacey voetjek u naai and btw if u didn't know, trev is from SA, so then why u watching this video.

    • @realkshitijraheja
      @realkshitijraheja 4 роки тому +3

      Bro u guys have Netflix?

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 роки тому +3

      @@realkshitijraheja
      Yes, we have Netflix in South Africa

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 роки тому +8

      @@Nacnacey
      Then why are you watching this video that is created and staring a South African ?

  • @jkalmeta
    @jkalmeta 4 роки тому +54

    Damnit Trevor. Lady in the Dubai airport joke made me pee my pants laughing. I was not prepared.

    • @ussurp0015
      @ussurp0015 3 роки тому

      😂😂that got me too

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 3 роки тому +17

    when he started commentating football I got Martin Tyler and Alan Smith pop up in my head

  • @lubanzi_official
    @lubanzi_official 4 роки тому +579

    When your "born a crime" but still murder it since day 1, props to you Trevor, you're role model motivating born-frees like me, love from Durban, South Africa

    • @karmaleglass2168
      @karmaleglass2168 4 роки тому +6

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c there is only one race and that is the human race...please understand the difference.

    • @Kredige
      @Kredige 4 роки тому +24

      @@karmaleglass2168 - "human" is not a race. It's a species. I see your point about equality, and very much agree with it, but you don't get to make up your own classifications.

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 роки тому +35

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c lol....I'm not mixed race, After Apartheid was abolished in 1994 the term born-free was created to official say that
      "We have gone through great oppression and we've found liberation so those who come after us, will be born free from the system of oppression"
      Since Apartheid was a system used to oppress Native South Africans, so if your born after 1994 you're automatically a born-free in South Africa. Born Free from the system of oppression

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 роки тому +11

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c don't stress about it, you learn something new everyday

    • @mariamkhan3833
      @mariamkhan3833 4 роки тому +3

      YASSSS IM FROM DURBS TOO! Much love and admiration for Trevor 💯❤

  • @AimanRIP
    @AimanRIP 4 роки тому +88

    “This is machine, not your husband” hahahaaaa I’m dead xD

  • @chaitaligajankush1461
    @chaitaligajankush1461 3 роки тому +8

    The moment he said welcome home sir😍😍😍 I fell in love with this guy.

  • @hirrafa
    @hirrafa 4 роки тому +14

    "Yea, hooo, security.
    Safe and sexy"
    🤣

  • @usmancheema847
    @usmancheema847 4 роки тому +575

    5 seconds after the video uploaded ... some ppl in comments... "OMG that was so Funny..."

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 роки тому +5

      Fucking losers.

    • @BokhaBaby
      @BokhaBaby 4 роки тому +21

      UA-cam premium accounts watch video while it being uploading

    • @Resurge_
      @Resurge_ 4 роки тому +21

      its a reupload some ppl saw most of it

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 роки тому +7

      @@BokhaBaby why you lying...i have premium too...

  • @StrumVogel
    @StrumVogel 4 роки тому +64

    “Stocks? They’re up and down!” 🤣

  • @MyTouchOfMagic
    @MyTouchOfMagic 4 роки тому +57

    I laughed SO hard. Being a South African who travels to US on holiday I feel this pain on every level. I’m usually so scared of going through customs in case they send me back for answering questions wrong! 😂🤣

  • @jubair5605
    @jubair5605 3 роки тому +24

    Every time I watch this guy talking, I am assured of laughing (or at least smiling) and knowing something I didn’t know before

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 4 роки тому +143

    Trevor's pantomime of "Holiday" is priceless!!😂😂😂😂

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +3

      You mean vacation 🤣

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 роки тому +3

      Romain Savioz nope, we mean holiday. We outnumber you?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому

      @@tairneanaich ???

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 роки тому

      Romain Savioz so sorry, I hadn’t watched the whole thing yet I thought you were just saying that 😂

    • @pragathesi6541
      @pragathesi6541 4 роки тому +3

      I dont get the battery part at the end

  • @aishanidas1217
    @aishanidas1217 4 роки тому +140

    "..you have to bow to the American as you answer..every question of his…"😂😂😂Trevor is the funniest ♥️

  • @beltuanihdearaujo7896
    @beltuanihdearaujo7896 4 роки тому +6

    5:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 '' What Are You Doing '' ... Trevor knows every single accent in the world .

  • @karanbhatt9320
    @karanbhatt9320 4 роки тому +405

    "What's happening in economics"
    "Nobody knows"
    Watching during Coronavirus

    • @ArchAngelJun
      @ArchAngelJun 4 роки тому +3

      Me too I'm bringing today

    • @DDMs-jt8ol
      @DDMs-jt8ol 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730
      @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730 4 роки тому +3

      Well.. The news reporters are clearly uneducated but we knew that before, the politicians don't really say anything, but that's normal. But anyone who understands economics at a fairly basic level understand: people have to stay in, so they can't buy as much stuff as they used to, demand for stuff goes down, so production has to slow down, workforce has to be reduced, some firms will go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, so they don't have any income, so they can buy even less stuff, and so on and so on.
      Therefore, stock prices go down, since the firms will make lower net income, shares are not worth as much, the logic for other financial instruments is essentially the same, so the prices of the instruments will move accordingly...
      When there is news that suggests people will be able to go back out and buy stuff, expected net-incomes go up and subsequently share prices, firms consider recruiting now to produce more in order to be able to satisfy the expected upcoming demand etc...
      When there's bad news it follows the opposite path...
      Of course if people are going to be allowed out in a longer time, it might mean they won't have any money at all, so even if they are allowed out, they won't be able to buy anything, so it's nowhere near a straightforward model as this, but you understand the concept and the directions thing take !

    • @mansibarshiliya5420
      @mansibarshiliya5420 4 роки тому +1

      I hear Bhatt and it reminds me - 😂😂😂

  • @taz12391
    @taz12391 4 роки тому +141

    Not a fan of sports but Trevor makes it so interesting. Don't stop performing! Love from India. 🤩

  • @DeogratiusJrMichael
    @DeogratiusJrMichael 4 роки тому +185

    South Africa
    Let's live in peace..🇿🇦❤❤❤🇿🇦

    • @wendtointonde705
      @wendtointonde705 4 роки тому +4

      DeogratiusJR vlogs killing strangers is not peace , the quietness of what going on in SA is what hurts the most.

    • @ladyd3217
      @ladyd3217 4 роки тому +4

      If wishes were horses, beggers will ride. SA is disgusting!

    • @sabelomiguel4199
      @sabelomiguel4199 4 роки тому +1

      @@ladyd3217 just like your comment

    • @domrun3547
      @domrun3547 4 роки тому

      69th like

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 роки тому +2

      Lady D get a grip gal we amazing How I love this country South Africa

  • @niaXara23
    @niaXara23 2 роки тому +9

    This brings back memories when I was an international student. Best years of my life.

  • @mcsifisok.luthuli4732
    @mcsifisok.luthuli4732 10 місяців тому +3

    Trevor you are such a character man!!!

  • @briarrose4664
    @briarrose4664 4 роки тому +1240

    i’m not first
    i’m not last
    but when Trevor uploads
    I CLICK FAST😤💨

    • @rudevortex9339
      @rudevortex9339 4 роки тому +4

      Same here

    • @monoastro
      @monoastro 4 роки тому +8

      wOw So oRiGiNaL

    • @sebin6419
      @sebin6419 4 роки тому +1

      Damnnn!!

    • @amsananzhaunianthunder1966
      @amsananzhaunianthunder1966 4 роки тому +2

      I'm not the purest
      I'm not the badest
      But when I read these poam
      i can feel the flow

    • @orangegiraffe2503
      @orangegiraffe2503 4 роки тому +5

      Fun fact, this a completely original never seen before comment. Thank you for enlightening us to a new era.

  • @Xentrippy
    @Xentrippy 4 роки тому +243

    YOU'RE THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD OF MY COUNTRY ❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 роки тому +1

      brent rorke say no to xenophobic now your proud of shithole

    • @maiteseale4851
      @maiteseale4851 4 роки тому +7

      @@samutykuntathebantu8402 I think you should understand what South Africans are fighting for before calling us shitholes. Every country has its wars

    • @uncletentertainment1029
      @uncletentertainment1029 4 роки тому

      Maite Seale fighting with people who didn’t fought you???

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 роки тому

      Maite Seale fight with who? al-Qaida alshabab or Taliban? i do not understand your shitty response

    • @johanng2076
      @johanng2076 4 роки тому +8

      Why all the hate just cause a guy is proud of where he's from. Yall need to chill

  • @lelouchvibritannia4235
    @lelouchvibritannia4235 Рік тому +8

    This was great! I love how you don’t rely on dirty jokes and curse words to be funny. Great stuff. Loved the “welcome home sir” bit. The airport is so scary hahaha

  • @otisiedwin1815
    @otisiedwin1815 Рік тому +4

    Mr.Trevor Noah, your accents are impeccable, u are so good at it. U are the best of the best

  • @xGeF0rc3x
    @xGeF0rc3x 4 роки тому +375

    Hey Trevor! Please come to Germany we love your stand up shows!!

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 роки тому +4

      Will that really happen I had Togo to Amsterdam to see him can Germans take jokes like that?

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 роки тому +4

      Will germans take his jokes I had to travel from Germany to Amsterdam to see him.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 роки тому +5

      @@yoyototo2054 Why wouldn't we? It might shock some people but we are quite similar to other human beings... ;)
      Saw him in Amsterdam as well, great show.

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 роки тому +5

      @@eriposs3638 well you maybe right but so far I have never seen a German knowing him I can run around Nuremberg and ask if they know it will be a no and we'll it's my impression I know that a minority of germans know him and will enjoy his show but I bet you won't make a areana full when he performs here in Germany but depending were.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 роки тому +4

      @@yoyototo2054 You have a point there but that's not related to their humour but to the fact that they can't see him in German TV. A pity.

  • @maishamanarat3902
    @maishamanarat3902 4 роки тому +987

    "When you're a woman in middle east, you're already a sin" lmao

    • @Skihis75
      @Skihis75 4 роки тому +7

      .....then DO something about it.

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast 4 роки тому +38

      @@Skihis75 What exactly do you expect them to do?

    • @lindaawadah2115
      @lindaawadah2115 4 роки тому +88

      You’re not a sin in the Middle East if you’re a woman. You can’t compare all countries the same. I was born in Canada but am also Lebanese. There’s a huge difference between Saudi Arabia and Lebanon and huge difference between Iraq and Dubai. We might have similar cultures but very different thinking. I like you Trevor and like watching your videos but disagree of what you’re saying about me as a Middle Eastern woman.

    • @eventusvantos2770
      @eventusvantos2770 4 роки тому +11

      @@lindaawadah2115 exactly and even within the country itself it varies eg in Iraq Erbeel is very different than other cities

    • @sahaerkaaki5050
      @sahaerkaaki5050 4 роки тому +31

      @@lindaawadah2115 I'm from Saudi Arabia and it's not like you people think. Maybe some people especially in villages still think that way. But Saudi is changing.

  • @ruthwoodin550
    @ruthwoodin550 10 місяців тому +2

    This is so f--king funny. He just described my feelings when I go through Customs from Canada to the US via plane.

  • @batman1796
    @batman1796 4 роки тому +26

    This was so true, and made me laugh😂😂 especially u.s. customs for foreigners, 7:56 "almost as if you have to bow to the american".....jajajajjajaja😂

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, a tall person can always bow down to a microphone, but a short person cannot possibly jump up to the microphone. So I do get why they had to make the microphone very low. Remember it isn't uncommon for women to be 4.5 feet tall.

  • @camillakanani898
    @camillakanani898 4 роки тому +19

    This is the kind of comedy that heals all fatigue after work

  • @_Sadia-A
    @_Sadia-A 4 роки тому +30

    I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. 😄
    Keep them coming, Treva.

  • @buffysummers5080
    @buffysummers5080 4 роки тому +178

    As an American I am so in agreement with him. I was dying laughing from the start about the pre and also post game stat announcers. Most of them are ex players by way

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 2 роки тому +4

      I watch football with my day, and that starts three hours before the game when ALL the little sports shows make predictions in who will win and tell you the same 13 sports related news over and over again 😰

  • @kamauagape4993
    @kamauagape4993 4 роки тому +94

    Trrevaaaaaaaa!
    This is needed!...considering what's happening in south Africa

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 4 роки тому +3

      What's happening in the world!!! Stay safe💗

  • @majlixhelilaj9551
    @majlixhelilaj9551 4 роки тому +549

    airport police: *checks at Trevor's passport*
    airport police: Is this you?
    Trevor: *feeling under pressure*
    also Trevor: I was younger then😂😂

  • @KathrynFritze
    @KathrynFritze 3 роки тому +14

    This man is genius! Spot on with US airport security. I’m a citizen and have regularly been harassed.

  • @marjoryrekna3779
    @marjoryrekna3779 4 роки тому +150

    "I feel like a child in a catholic church" 😄😄😄

  • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
    @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 роки тому +80

    Love your performance and your personality mate. From Tajikistan

    • @dagemshawel2456
      @dagemshawel2456 4 роки тому +1

      Da phuc is tajitiskan?

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 роки тому

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 роки тому +1

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Altinay89
      @Altinay89 4 роки тому

      @@dagemshawel2456 educate yourself, dude

    • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
      @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 роки тому

      @@Altinay89 is right.

  • @SmileyB0mb
    @SmileyB0mb 4 роки тому +20

    Smooth delivery and great nuances blended into humor. I feel like I get more truth from Trevor's skits than news agencies.

  • @samuelkyama5935
    @samuelkyama5935 4 роки тому +6

    My name is Martin Tyler and with me as always is Allan Smith ... 😆(Champions League song in the background)

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 роки тому +18

    "this is a machine, not your husband" 😂

  • @edoshehb5504
    @edoshehb5504 4 роки тому +53

    Still funny no matter how many times I watch ^^

  • @lawrencedelrosario9189
    @lawrencedelrosario9189 4 роки тому +28

    The football commentary is so accurate lol

  • @elmienliebenberg9145
    @elmienliebenberg9145 Рік тому +7

    You make us proud everyday Trevor! 🇿🇦

  • @arthursadiki5530
    @arthursadiki5530 4 роки тому +2

    Simply the best

  • @raffaellaparlangeli899
    @raffaellaparlangeli899 4 роки тому +17

    thank you Trevor!! You made my day/week/month/year....life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop watching your clips!! ..🤣🤣🤣

    • @mawawabanele770
      @mawawabanele770 4 роки тому

      Raffaella Parlangeli lol 😂 really year?

  • @airliebeachswimcentre7241
    @airliebeachswimcentre7241 4 роки тому +16

    What a sexy man with brain humour, your jokes makes me laugh from the heart. Feels good to laugh again. Thank you being on this world, feels like you bringing the nations together and everyone can laugh about it.

  • @nicolem2877
    @nicolem2877 3 роки тому +2

    Why is Trevor soooooo funny! Lol

    • @Boinky202
      @Boinky202 3 роки тому

      😂.. Can't help but want to meet you in person... Just made my day 😂

  • @colinkensley
    @colinkensley 4 роки тому +3

    Trevor you are the best comedian in the world hands down

  • @rahulbohra8338
    @rahulbohra8338 4 роки тому +7

    Comparison from Sports to Economy was spot on.....hilarious....it is actually true for every country.......

  • @nothandowadi8640
    @nothandowadi8640 4 роки тому +7

    Man.., how he learnt all those accents?🤣🤣 " what are you doing" my favorite

  • @snigd
    @snigd 3 роки тому +15

    “Never before have I felt so much pressure to look like myself!” 😂😂😂

  • @pasalgado980
    @pasalgado980 2 роки тому +5

    -Trevor: “Soccer narrations are very chill”.
    -Me: *laughs in Latin American*

  • @gkopij
    @gkopij 4 роки тому +7

    Love you Trevor. You are a gift from heaven to all of us and I am not American. Your sensibility and the international point of view on Americans and the rest of the world is refreshing, educational , intelligent , encompassing and fun at the same time. My kudos go to you. Full admiration.

  • @riannelelia
    @riannelelia 4 роки тому +11

    This guy keeps me sane😂😂😂👏❤

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- 2 роки тому +7

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You have an amazing gift.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +15

    Mr. Trevor Noah, you're a bad ass and you're working really hard for good. Thank you for your service. I'm astonished as to how you find the time to perfect your standups alongside other projects. Keep going and stay true to yourself.

  • @thesourcewithanna4460
    @thesourcewithanna4460 4 роки тому +6

    Am literally addicted to your videos.. Love ❤️ from Uganda 🇺🇬

  • @B69ne
    @B69ne 4 роки тому +5

    This special is what made me a fan of Trevor Noah. This set is 10/10 for me.

  • @srinjoy2003
    @srinjoy2003 3 роки тому +34

    Trevor: I've never seen more focus put on sports anywhere in the world.
    Indians: 🤐

    • @stardust628
      @stardust628 3 роки тому

      Haha yeah we'll get to their level soon😂

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 2 роки тому

      Yeah india and cricket

  • @phantazm2012
    @phantazm2012 4 роки тому +3

    I watch Trevor during my lunch break time in order to lighten up my mood from the stress I got from morning and recharge myself. Thank you my Battery ❤️. I am a 🌻 and Trevor is my ☀️.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 роки тому +15

    "I'm taking my clothes off" - "no no no no!" 😂

  • @fabiendominique4
    @fabiendominique4 4 роки тому +14

    Always makes me laugh. Great performer

  • @suzegiljer3206
    @suzegiljer3206 3 роки тому +7

    Trevor you are a genius.Your topics and observations are so original.Thank you very much for making us laugh.

  • @zwothemadeit8167
    @zwothemadeit8167 4 роки тому +33

    ''Woohuuu security! Safe and sexy"
    Dead

  • @emmanuelbuthelezi5877
    @emmanuelbuthelezi5877 4 роки тому +11

    I envy you Trevor.... you really inspire me.... watching your stand up jokes is very educational and so funny at the same time...

  • @her.in.london8285
    @her.in.london8285 4 роки тому +10

    You make me laugh no matter what! Genius

  • @brettsessums718
    @brettsessums718 4 роки тому +5

    So true!! I am an American and I love my sports!! I look at sports statistics way too much!! Nice job Trevor!! LMAO!!!

  • @Queensossa
    @Queensossa 3 роки тому +3

    The best thing in the world binge watching Trevor's comedy

  • @annakoch9972
    @annakoch9972 4 роки тому +12

    I've allredy seen this but I can't stop watch, even if there are some big news on the headline. I must see Trevor Noah to the end. ❤

  • @AkhileMtwebana
    @AkhileMtwebana 4 роки тому +38

    Dear Trevor Noah, I love you 😀😂👏🏾🙌🏾❤️

  • @karenlerato357
    @karenlerato357 3 роки тому +1

    You SO brilliant Trev! We miss you here! LOVE from South Africa!

  • @thangasponnu
    @thangasponnu 3 роки тому +13

    "I have never seen more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world "
    Clearly Trevor hasn't visited India

  • @berislavfurac5622
    @berislavfurac5622 4 роки тому +13

    they treat you the same way they would treat a person who is a suspect for terrorist actions,because their job is exactly that.AND ITS TERRIFYING

  • @petrovskyfincher9798
    @petrovskyfincher9798 4 роки тому +4

    The holiday part was amazingly funny. Lovely

  • @hyesung_dailydose
    @hyesung_dailydose 3 роки тому +2

    Trevor you're an accent machine! How precise you are!

  • @Selma784
    @Selma784 2 роки тому +1

    OMG!😂😂😂😂The air port story is so hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣 thank you.

  • @VirginsHigh2
    @VirginsHigh2 4 роки тому +263

    Treevor notice me maan ! mucch LOVE, huge fan ;D

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 4 роки тому +5

      Hey, it's not Trevor, it's "SEEEENPAAAAAAI!".

    • @akhilraj9924
      @akhilraj9924 4 роки тому +1

      @@sofiafernandes9 aren't you just a peach, you little potterhead!

  • @meows_and_woof
    @meows_and_woof 4 роки тому +6

    As a Britisher I was travelling to US on ETA visa and I was asked questions like :”What are your hobbies”And “ Describe the area you live in” .
    They didn’t even ask how long I’m going to stay and what I want to do in US
    My Greek friend was questioned heavily

  • @annikaushik636
    @annikaushik636 3 роки тому +4

    Just nailed it....sooo freaking relatable❤️

  • @ultrainstinctshaggy669
    @ultrainstinctshaggy669 4 роки тому +3

    You gotta love how, with each re-upload, Trevor lengthens the videos.