"It Makes No Sense!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  5 років тому +3146

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @yazyg-t7096
      @yazyg-t7096 5 років тому +17

      Trevor Noah hi we ly

    • @RichardMaumbe
      @RichardMaumbe 5 років тому +12

      Zebra!

    • @wifisunset5888
      @wifisunset5888 5 років тому +25

      I always love the ending "Why you want free things on free things". Gets me every time 😂 😂 😂

    • @joanajeanneentena5709
      @joanajeanneentena5709 5 років тому +11

      Love you Trevoooor!!!!

    • @esther_tot
      @esther_tot 5 років тому +14

      U never fail to make me laugh Trevor 😄💛💞❤😜😂🤣 I love you so much Trevor Noah 💖 Lots of love from Cambodia🇰🇭
      Edit: I am very early today💞😍😜😊😻🤗☺

  • @bridgetmodibedi5647
    @bridgetmodibedi5647 5 років тому +4345

    “Plus you cannot name them coz you don’t have them” 😂😂😂 The shade!😂😂 WOW Trevor 😂😂

  • @caoimhem2510
    @caoimhem2510 5 років тому +11539

    107 degrees Fahrenheit is 42 degrees Celsius (for anyone who’s confused af)😊🤗

    • @thutodikgale7649
      @thutodikgale7649 5 років тому +602

      Thank you.
      And yuuuup, that's a pretty hot day... even for us Africans🤣

    • @phiwamotsa4360
      @phiwamotsa4360 5 років тому +159

      Its never been that hot in Africa

    • @Maverick-ck7hn
      @Maverick-ck7hn 5 років тому +54

      Survived 50

    • @jincyc7781
      @jincyc7781 5 років тому +280

      Come to my state - Rajasthan, India. We have temperatures soaring to upto 52 degrees Celsius. I'll leave the Fahrenheit math and cool jug of water to you.

    • @DebasishOfficial
      @DebasishOfficial 5 років тому +46

      Damn 🔥 even hot by Indian standard

  • @kundainicolemanyara5229
    @kundainicolemanyara5229 5 років тому +1807

    “You cannot name them because you do not have them”😂😂😂😂😂dead

    • @rawand2345
      @rawand2345 4 роки тому +5

      Kundai Nicole Manyara what is a debra ?

    • @kathleendado4230
      @kathleendado4230 4 роки тому

      @@rawand2345 hahaha 😂

    • @genifamachute457
      @genifamachute457 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂💔

    • @vayyharvest5751
      @vayyharvest5751 4 роки тому

      Zebra

    • @anmoldhewaju8371
      @anmoldhewaju8371 3 роки тому +3

      So does one horned rhinoceros. Its *Gaidaa*. many more. Tbh even christianity in sanskrit is *Krishna niti* . Values of lord krishna. Jesus just flourished as a messenger. Now lets not go to the mecca parts. 😎😎

  • @jamesmuhoozi5812
    @jamesmuhoozi5812 3 роки тому +384

    "It's too hot in Atlanta that even Africans are fainting".....as an African , this is the craziest thing to hear 🙌😂😂😂

    • @glenn6583
      @glenn6583 6 місяців тому

      As a White man I agree this time!😊

  • @frannie_el
    @frannie_el 5 років тому +3183

    The eloquence, the intelligence, the smooth transitions from one joke to another... Should I keep going?
    Trevor is a king!

    • @chinemeremudoh3732
      @chinemeremudoh3732 4 роки тому +8

      Worrrd!!!

    • @Superputazo23
      @Superputazo23 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah, he should be on TV or something. Hope he gets famous and rich

    • @airforceretired5094
      @airforceretired5094 4 роки тому

      He is a Flaming Liberal, therefore I don't like him.

    • @jankjaws9815
      @jankjaws9815 4 роки тому +16

      Air Force Retired that’s like saying “Zach Wild is a die hard Conservative therefore I don’t like his guitar playing.” You don’t have to be so polarizing. I’m a left winger and I like a lot of right wing entertainers. My politics don’t effect my consumption.

    • @airforceretired5094
      @airforceretired5094 4 роки тому +2

      @@jankjaws9815 I dont really care what you think. I cant stand Liberals. Guitar players aren't in this conversation

  • @jefftan817
    @jefftan817 4 роки тому +906

    "I won't judge you if you wanna be imaginary..." Lol

  • @johnraytiangco8521
    @johnraytiangco8521 4 роки тому +2334

    When I hear him say "labs" for lbs, I felt relieved. Thank God I am not the only one.

    • @gonzgab26marg14
      @gonzgab26marg14 4 роки тому +44

      I always say lubs 😂

    • @moon5497
      @moon5497 4 роки тому +15

      You are not alone

    • @nlyb3167
      @nlyb3167 4 роки тому +30

      I always say “ulbs” in my head

    • @rowanreed914
      @rowanreed914 4 роки тому +10

      I said lillables as a kid

    • @Coffee-hj5di
      @Coffee-hj5di 4 роки тому +6

      I read as "lobes" no reason why, just think it sounds nicer

  • @davidhodgson7902
    @davidhodgson7902 Рік тому +135

    Who is here watching old videos because miss Trevor?

  • @urlocalserenityyy05
    @urlocalserenityyy05 4 роки тому +2020

    "A few black people dissapeared but that's not magic" OMG IM DEAD😂😂😂

  • @hanalaufenberg2905
    @hanalaufenberg2905 4 роки тому +2627

    “lbs stand for lots of bullshits” crying😂😂

  • @piggy1547
    @piggy1547 4 роки тому +5206

    Feels good to watch Trevor while depressed and under quarantine.
    Edit: Guys I'm good now thanks for the support

    • @nathanabrogena6147
      @nathanabrogena6147 4 роки тому +34

      I hope you are well now

    • @little_ghosty1854
      @little_ghosty1854 4 роки тому +30

      Try his daily show. That helped me out too. Hope it cheers you up 👍 Be safe

    • @inweedwetrst
      @inweedwetrst 4 роки тому +18

      Just remember your not alone, I personally know what you mean and just know im here for ya. Try to find a reason to smile and this quarantine will soon be over before you know it. :)

    • @raniayoussef5599
      @raniayoussef5599 4 роки тому +15

      Been binge watching him all month.

    • @msikopite3932
      @msikopite3932 4 роки тому +9

      me too but plz be happy n keep on smiling... there's always golden sky at the end of the storm...

  • @Lisa-wy1fp
    @Lisa-wy1fp 3 роки тому +287

    I know Comedians need to be extremely intelligent but Trevor Noah just covers everything. I've said it before but He can take the most serious topics and have you not only thinking "That's so true" but have you laughing out loud at the same time. So Funny. 🙏

    • @AspiePilo82
      @AspiePilo82 2 роки тому

      Covers everything? Like the issues that arose from the Left like failing economy and sleeping and pedo Joe?

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise Рік тому +4

      The intelligent ones are always the best because they have to make sure their jokes have no logical flaws. Some go for the easy joke, not the best do. They make you think and realize you didn't know you didn't question it before.

  • @anonioninalaska8685
    @anonioninalaska8685 4 роки тому +2337

    Trevor dropping Knowledge with his jokes.

  • @Genkuro
    @Genkuro 5 років тому +6843

    And that's why it's ironic when Americans say to foreigners speak in English. For all they know, the foreigners are better English speakers than they are.

    • @gmfreeman4211
      @gmfreeman4211 5 років тому +325

      Agreed. I have come to terms with the fact that I speak "American English". I suppose at this point I should just say I speak 'Merican.

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 5 років тому +161

      Exactly. I feel a bit like a douche, when I correct my mom (she has an accent) even though she's literally speaking proper English.

    • @gmfreeman4211
      @gmfreeman4211 5 років тому +80

      @The True World I believe that "proper" is relative to the region. I learned proper Spanish in school, but speak it nothing like most Spanish speaking people. They always tell me I speak "too proper". Whatever that means.

    • @TomYawns
      @TomYawns 5 років тому +20

      lmao you haven't heard too many foreigners who live around you speaking English in America, have you? in new york you grow up learning out to decipher the thicker accents of the older immigrants, even though with many of them you have to accept that there gunna be whole sentences you don't understand, then you just gotta wing it. i know of many many people who've been here decades and still don't really bother with english, because there's always elements of cultures that aren't going to assimilate to their host nation. just look at Europe.

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 5 років тому +32

      @@TomYawns I'm from London, same thing growing up hearing a lot of accents. Amusingly, linguists are finally waking up and realizing the local accent has changed and replaced cockney. As a kid, cockney was how my Dad his family talked from east London. But most of us didn't talk like that. It's been named Multicultural London English. Which makes it sound a lot flashier than it is. If you look at cockney, it was the result of the same thing. Lots of immigrants. MLE is just a shift more towards Jamaican and Indian as they came in large numbers starting in the 60s. Three generations later and the accent has transformed faster than typical for the UK.

  • @kiaricain-duggan6506
    @kiaricain-duggan6506 3 роки тому +1158

    4:32 "You cannot name them, because you do not have them" had me dying. It's hilarious because it's true

    • @roylle6346
      @roylle6346 2 роки тому +4

      Pun intended

    • @rikitikitavi7454
      @rikitikitavi7454 2 роки тому +4

      Right! So clever but in a common sense type of way

    • @jo.k.4210
      @jo.k.4210 Рік тому

      i didnt get that one, someone up to explain?

    • @user-cl9zf9wj9i
      @user-cl9zf9wj9i Рік тому +6

      @@jo.k.4210 zebras are not native to North America, so the native peoples where zebras are native to “should” name them

    • @duhusker4383
      @duhusker4383 10 місяців тому

      @@user-cl9zf9wj9iAlso it's pronounced ZE-bra in all other English native speaking countries around the world like England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, etc. Americans and Canadians are the only ones who pronounce Zee-bra.

  • @swilhelm3180
    @swilhelm3180 2 роки тому +146

    Material so relevant, flawlessly delivered. This is what Standup should aim for. What a treasure.

  • @LifeWithPaw
    @LifeWithPaw 3 роки тому +860

    People watching this like:
    - in bed
    - not in a full screen
    - reading comments

  • @maandamufamadi8171
    @maandamufamadi8171 5 років тому +319

    Let's face it, Trevor is a genius 😂😂😂🤣🤣. His comedy is a doctor's prescription

    • @fayaqun0
      @fayaqun0 4 роки тому

      Free cure ✔️

    • @petermachete5647
      @petermachete5647 Рік тому

      I agree that laughter is a great medicine and TN brings it forth the best way.

  • @AmalShookari
    @AmalShookari 2 роки тому +40

    His comedy is educatted me more than my school 🤣🤣🤣

  • @snaps4kappu
    @snaps4kappu 4 роки тому +1398

    You cannot name them cos you don't have them. Zebra.
    I'm dead 😂

    • @juniathshaik9484
      @juniathshaik9484 3 роки тому +3

      RIP

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 3 роки тому +14

      It's probably because how they pronounce Z

    • @optoms1178
      @optoms1178 3 роки тому +5

      Facts!! It's Zebra

    • @lamlam-bw7ev
      @lamlam-bw7ev 2 роки тому +3

      @@Shadow-Shell and yet he went on saying ZEE in oz

    • @jimbeam1293
      @jimbeam1293 2 роки тому +4

      Well, as a German I can say, in Germany it is Zebra. I learned in a German school in English:"The Zeebra in the Zoo is suffering from Flu". I continue to say Zeebra. Never used it. Not even in Africa.

  • @annacelsancho2485
    @annacelsancho2485 4 роки тому +531

    "It's sooo hot in Atlanta even Africans are fainting" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary 5 років тому +1105

    What an efficient roast of the KKK as an organization and you never even left the topic of their name 😂😂😂👌🏾

    • @theophilussiviwegoba165
      @theophilussiviwegoba165 4 роки тому +15

      You are beautifully smart.

    • @nandiphamandi8142
      @nandiphamandi8142 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cindyx3148
      @cindyx3148 4 роки тому +22

      Gsg zhzvs Your ignorance is showing

    • @a.d.1563
      @a.d.1563 4 роки тому +17

      @@gsgzhzvs2632 ---- thought about maybe its been your ancestors that brought her ancestors to "this Country" in the first place.
      Against their will and in chains ....

    • @sibongakonkendlovu1543
      @sibongakonkendlovu1543 4 роки тому

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  • @thierrys.6654
    @thierrys.6654 3 роки тому +17

    You’re an intelligent man, Mr Noah! They are so few around.

  • @nhlanhladamoyi5994
    @nhlanhladamoyi5994 5 років тому +13676

    😂 😂 😂 "it's so hot in Atlanta even Africans are fainting"

  • @alanjacob1488
    @alanjacob1488 3 роки тому +673

    As an Indian in United States, I can relate to this. I used to think that my pronunciations were wrong but apparently not!

    • @maxdavis7722
      @maxdavis7722 2 роки тому +6

      Do you learn American English or British English in India?

    • @killjoy4862
      @killjoy4862 2 роки тому +9

      Sorry, but Indian talks english is really funny to me...sounds funny. You have that "hard T".... 😁

    • @undead_6662
      @undead_6662 2 роки тому +8

      @@killjoy4862 Probably many variations and the more words that have a hard "ta" , "ta~a" , "th" , "tha"

    • @undead_6662
      @undead_6662 2 роки тому +9

      @@maxdavis7722 Indian english..... Meaning if you understand it, it's more than enough

    • @killjoy4862
      @killjoy4862 2 роки тому +2

      I don't mean in disrespectful way, just....cute kind of funny... Even when I bump on some tutorial on YT and indian guy is talking....all I can hear is: "and a convivial tuesday in April to you to Pool". 😁

  • @ekramishaque2228
    @ekramishaque2228 4 роки тому +1322

    It's so fun to watch Trevor always. But I love most about Trevor that he always brings forward a social problem or racial problem or political problem in his comedy . Through these he actually creates a awareness among people.
    Keep doing it.

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 3 роки тому +5

      I really like his breakfast club interview and his book for that reason

    • @reneejackson2391
      @reneejackson2391 2 роки тому +5

      Trevor is an “Everyman”. If he keeps social/ racial / political issues part of his routine, he will be forever THE BEST comedian of all time.

    • @user-bz3kr6oz6c
      @user-bz3kr6oz6c 2 роки тому

      Comes from a country that’s in the toilet to tell Americans how to behave

    • @aidagspringdalearkansas7058
      @aidagspringdalearkansas7058 2 роки тому +6

      He is a holder of Wisdom and i love how he blesses his surrounding with his presence

    • @CsImre
      @CsImre Рік тому

      Ah sure he does. Like pretending the KKK still exists.

  • @terrydorland9152
    @terrydorland9152 4 місяці тому +16

    Trevor Noah is a world treasure! Thank you so very much for appearing in my lifetime!!!!

  • @hasnaelasri517
    @hasnaelasri517 5 років тому +2119

    Even period cramps feel better while watching your vids, you beat Ibuprofen!

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 5 років тому +67

      Pregnancy: The one all, cure all, against menstrual cramps.
      jk 😂😂 glad you're feeling better :)

    • @maryandrew3324
      @maryandrew3324 5 років тому +5

      bjoardar really?

    • @mrssmith7172
      @mrssmith7172 5 років тому +3

      So true

    • @anubis1243
      @anubis1243 5 років тому +7

      Too much details I think

    • @Stella-iW123
      @Stella-iW123 5 років тому +1

      Same dude, I feel your pain.

  • @khurahofficial
    @khurahofficial 5 років тому +2050

    It’s a Zebra guys not Zeebra. Thanks Trevor😹❤️

    • @nkateko
      @nkateko 5 років тому +22

      Ba jwetse ngwaneso 😂

    • @readtousauntiecharlene9748
      @readtousauntiecharlene9748 5 років тому +23

      It's like schedule. It's sked-u-al, not sheez-u-al. Sheez-u-al? Where did you learn to pronounce words, in sheez-ool?

    • @treneraltynay
      @treneraltynay 5 років тому +1

      @@readtousauntiecharlene9748 I thought its skedul

    • @cincybest
      @cincybest 5 років тому +14

      @@readtousauntiecharlene9748 In America duh ? You people pronounce things the way you see fit over there and we will do the same here.

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 5 років тому +7

      @@cincybest Woa, what do you mean by, 'you people'?

  • @noorabdul-karim9328
    @noorabdul-karim9328 5 років тому +2273

    "The Ku Klux Clan, have you heard of them? Worst magic show EVER"

    • @CruzR1111
      @CruzR1111 5 років тому +31

      Noor Abdul-Karim when I saw Trevor at his Sydney show last year we noticed whilst waiting to enter that on our ticket our row was KKK. I should’ve uploaded to his Social media 😂

    • @pebbleyt1357
      @pebbleyt1357 5 років тому +7

      Klu* klan* but haha

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 5 років тому +11

      Is it the KKK? No, it’s the KKC! lol.

    • @blinmann1089
      @blinmann1089 5 років тому +33

      @@redwingsfan3621 id actually prefer The KFC...

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 5 років тому +1

      Animiki Pineshi Nagamowin wth?

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 Рік тому +25

    So spot on on all counts!!!

    • @DavidGreg066
      @DavidGreg066 Рік тому

      😂😂I agree with you, absolutely! There's something truly captivating about watching this guy, he’s so amazing. I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain Granada, I live in Austin Texas and you ?

  • @nyambsnyambs9825
    @nyambsnyambs9825 4 роки тому +213

    I love how different he is in Africa and in the US, you can feel it if you follow his shows close enough. I like him more in Africa but this also left me in stitches

    • @nqubekotany134
      @nqubekotany134 3 роки тому +8

      Do you mean South africa|?

    • @theslayad9979
      @theslayad9979 2 роки тому +8

      @@nqubekotany134 South Africa is in Africa so he is Africanq

    • @angelntoni2404
      @angelntoni2404 2 роки тому +6

      @@mathw980 where do you think South Africa is?

    • @neonmusk7353
      @neonmusk7353 2 роки тому +1

      @@angelntoni2404 South Africa

    • @samukelephiri6310
      @samukelephiri6310 Рік тому +6

      Same, but it's probably because he tailors his jokes to the audience and their experiences and culture.

  • @Kamburakirimi.
    @Kamburakirimi. 5 років тому +84

    Uh Trevor. You are amazing,
    Africans watching 💃💃Kenya 254🇰🇪 representing

  • @enzoeden9375
    @enzoeden9375 4 роки тому +179

    Funny guy 😂... Trevor watching you doing your stand-ups makes alot of people proud to be South African 🇿🇦 Stay blessed my brother. Proud clrd all the way from CPT

    • @petermachete5647
      @petermachete5647 Рік тому +2

      You are so right. I am in JHB and for sure I am proud of TN

  • @pamelablack6472
    @pamelablack6472 Рік тому +6

    It’s the accent for me …..
    with the humor….and the smoothness of moving from one joke to the next…FUNNY

  • @victorcabanelas
    @victorcabanelas 5 років тому +1256

    "LBS, a Load of Bull Shit, that's what it stands for", hahaha!! Genius!!

    • @LwaziNzimande
      @LwaziNzimande 5 років тому +14

      That was truly genius 😂

    • @alphoj
      @alphoj 5 років тому +17

      My man, you can’t just say a line like that w/o giving more meat to a hungry crowd. That lbs abbreviation has baffled people since 1st grade. Imagine a teacher trying to explain this system to a Canadian 10th grader whose family has recently moved to Vidor, TX or South Jordan, UT.

    • @victorcabanelas
      @victorcabanelas 5 років тому +21

      @Kenny Wallace Which also explains why we call "pounds" "libras" in spanish, and that the zodiac sign of Libra is a scale. Thanks for the info!

    • @6squall9
      @6squall9 5 років тому +1

      @Kenny Wallace still bullshit cause S is in neither of the words you listed...

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 5 років тому +1

      @Kenny Wallace This is also why the abbreviation for the monetary unit in the UK, the Pound Sterling (i.e. originally a pound of silver), is a stylized "L": £ .

  • @robynmctominay7731
    @robynmctominay7731 5 років тому +692

    “There’s the measurement system, on my side of the world we use the metric system, and by my side i mean the rest of the world” FOR REAL WHERE ELSE HAVE I EVER SEEN

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 5 років тому +7

      @Chana Bayla I think its apparently easier on the scientist to be using it but other than that...

    • @SBrown-pl8mh
      @SBrown-pl8mh 5 років тому +22

      Imperial system is old, the rest of the world changed to metric years ago. US stayed the same as far as I know.

    • @Xilotl
      @Xilotl 5 років тому +3

      For real. We even barely use the imperial system; only when grocery shopping and interacting with lengths (in a non-school setting).

    • @denyze7461
      @denyze7461 5 років тому +1

      Tori ! Go talk to Jaboukie about people who do cap locks.
      Not cool. Not polite, treating us as if we went blind and stupid!

    • @RickyC0626
      @RickyC0626 5 років тому +1

      Thailand and Liberia also use the imperial system, not just the US.

  • @denzels_advocate
    @denzels_advocate 4 роки тому +1003

    Me: bro how tall are you
    Bro: 6ft
    Me: google what's 6ft in meters

    • @banananut2577
      @banananut2577 4 роки тому +83

      This is me!!! Like I know 6ft is tall but I always forget how tall it is irl. I thought I was like 5ft 8 because I'm pretty tall in Malawi...turns out I'm 4ft 9.

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 4 роки тому +35

      1.83m or 183cm is 6ft.

    • @HenryDube72
      @HenryDube72 4 роки тому +31

      That's me when I watch American television or read their articles. When I used to watch WWE they'd announce weights and heights I'd not react because I didn't understand the measurements lol

    • @HenryDube72
      @HenryDube72 3 роки тому +9

      @@denully the strange part they use words of things that have varying sizes, like yards and feet come in different magnitudes.

    • @farahkara5406
      @farahkara5406 3 роки тому +3

      @@HenryDube72 holly shit yeees it is fucking confusing!

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- 3 роки тому +36

    Funny as ever. He can even make the most controversial things hilarious.

  • @eliudium
    @eliudium 5 років тому +490

    I had to watch an ad before I could watch this. That's why I'm late

    • @matzvlog4364
      @matzvlog4364 5 років тому

      10000 subscribers without videos challenge Trevor liked your comment

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 4 роки тому

      Gotta splurge on that UA-cam premium. I have not watched an ad in almost a year.

    • @divinestrength1774
      @divinestrength1774 4 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @levi--ackerman
    @levi--ackerman 3 роки тому +3343

    I actually learnt that lbs is pounds because of him.

  • @nimmha6708
    @nimmha6708 2 роки тому +15

    Wow watched a daily show and now can't get enough of this man. FUNNY AND INTELLIGENT ! Love the culture-clash, feels like home!!!

  • @shahal6657
    @shahal6657 5 років тому +40

    "I noticed few black people disappears. But that is not magic. "😅😅 I was dying there😂😅💥

  • @dorcasN1923
    @dorcasN1923 5 років тому +46

    I love you Trevor!! I just want you to know that you make us Africans sooo proud!! We are proud!!

  • @delilah3368
    @delilah3368 4 роки тому +375

    “Worst magic show EVER”. I’m dead 😂

  • @MB-fi5uf
    @MB-fi5uf 2 роки тому +15

    This guy is awesome, and a whole different type of comedy. Love it.

  • @poisenivy8758
    @poisenivy8758 4 роки тому +60

    😂 the women's faces after he said, "all you have to do is lay there"

  • @hollandsgaming
    @hollandsgaming 5 років тому +828

    “Sponsored by chris brown” 😂

    • @mylinhdbsk
      @mylinhdbsk 4 роки тому +2

      Pls explain? I dont understand

    • @6024E23
      @6024E23 4 роки тому +13

      @@mylinhdbsk Chris Brown beat Rihanna en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Brown#Domestic_violence_case

    • @banecastnd2102
      @banecastnd2102 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hadi-hi7ry
      @Hadi-hi7ry 4 роки тому +7

      @@Hazza12 Rihanna's face was 'battered'.

    • @Hadi-hi7ry
      @Hadi-hi7ry 4 роки тому

      @@Hazza12 Well.. Chris says that Rihanna got mad at him when his ex came to a party they were attending.

  • @karenmathis54
    @karenmathis54 4 роки тому +56

    Trevor has a wonderful sense of humor and delivery. I never get enough of listening to him and laughing!😘

  • @adropofgoldensun27
    @adropofgoldensun27 3 роки тому +33

    Trevor as expected, speaking truth in a very funny fashion!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 роки тому +35

    The funniest part is the way he says “Grand Wizard!” while impersonating a Southern accent!

  • @Gentleman...Driver
    @Gentleman...Driver 4 роки тому +321

    My experience is that even Americans dont understand Americans sometimes.

    • @PeRRXX
      @PeRRXX 4 роки тому +19

      Hell no. They are far too many accents in America.

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 4 роки тому +9

      I'm in agreement.

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez 3 роки тому +8

      As an American, I can agree. It’s fun sometimes though-all of us can be such crackheads at times🤣.

    • @gabrielleisalanastan
      @gabrielleisalanastan 3 роки тому

      As an american, I agree

    • @Somajsibere
      @Somajsibere 3 роки тому

      @@PeRRXX i just Read that in one of Fluffy s voices.

  • @gmun2248
    @gmun2248 5 років тому +187

    I'm in my 30s. Britain's been moving from imperial to metric my entire life. They coexist.
    Apparently we don't do well with break ups.

    • @krushna4181
      @krushna4181 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, the whole world knows how bad you are with break ups, courtesy of brexit. 😅

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 років тому +4

      @Hekat the Evil B-tch
      I've never seen that & I think my count is at 23 states visited. I didn't even know there was an attempt!! The UK still has mph. Of course. 🤷🏼‍♀️
      This has opened up such a wormhole of thoughts - it's like when an American says to me: so Scotland's a country...? *And* England's a country...? But the UK is also a country...?
      And honestly, it just doesn't seem complicated until you realise you have to start with, "In 1603, the King of Scotland was the only heir to the English throne, so..."
      We're complicated!

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 5 років тому

      For some reason, Imperial units are easier to judge by sight. They're just more intuitive to use.

    • @abc23123
      @abc23123 5 років тому

      Gopal Krishna oof 😓

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 років тому

      @@abc23123
      That _was_ my point.

  • @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660
    @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660 2 роки тому +21

    5:58 that’s GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    A lotta bullshit 😭😭😭

  • @joelabrahammanoj9741
    @joelabrahammanoj9741 3 роки тому +871

    Rest of the world: "
    convert meter to kilo meter? Use 1000"
    America:
    " Convert feet to miles? Use tomatoes"

    • @jonkyojin7804
      @jonkyojin7804 3 роки тому +34

      Most accurate representation of America tbh

    • @cemilbayram
      @cemilbayram 3 роки тому +3

      :D :D :D

    • @fourlimbedmartian5262
      @fourlimbedmartian5262 3 роки тому +21

      hahahaha wonderful, but i doubt if even the tomatoes would agree with their system

    • @emmanuelgeorge
      @emmanuelgeorge 3 роки тому +26

      Correction: football fields

    • @jonkyojin7804
      @jonkyojin7804 3 роки тому +9

      Correction: Washing Machines

  • @beezybee3127
    @beezybee3127 5 років тому +604

    Its so hot in Atlanta, even Africans are fainting.... Lol

  • @dallasfarms1907
    @dallasfarms1907 3 роки тому +67

    Trevor is now apart of my depression contoller tablets ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tommi7554
    @tommi7554 2 роки тому +32

    This is really refreshing for a change to hear this kind of comedy.
    Trevor is quite clever and doesn't focus too much racial comedy which is somekind of rule almost for some comedians.
    This was funny af. 😆

  • @StoicContrarian
    @StoicContrarian 5 років тому +2732

    How is this guy doing the daily show and on a comedy tour.

    • @sr8thaslay3r61
      @sr8thaslay3r61 5 років тому +262

      this is 5 years old

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 5 років тому +38

      B O P shut case johson! He hung up pictures of himself everywhere!

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 5 років тому +27

      B O P it says there are ticket offers for MSG on November 8th. Granted it’s in NYC but I don’t imagine a tour has one date.

    • @sr8thaslay3r61
      @sr8thaslay3r61 5 років тому +2

      @@StoicContrarian ooops

    • @sr8thaslay3r61
      @sr8thaslay3r61 5 років тому +5

      @@StoicContrarian we all wish he would back to Africa though

  • @wilton999
    @wilton999 5 років тому +57

    "Why you want free things on free things?" 😂
    Every African should get this!

  • @danasalih1185
    @danasalih1185 5 років тому +87

    I saw this show plenty time, but every time makes me laugh, thanks Trevor you are amazing

  • @Immortal.Dragon
    @Immortal.Dragon 2 роки тому +3

    He tears it up!!, Too Smart for so many. the interview a women gave about one of his Jokes about African Americans not being African. He shuts so many interviewers down. People that try to attack comedians jokes by reading the words is obscured comedy is an act the delivery and how its funny because of the context.

  • @anointed4artistry160
    @anointed4artistry160 3 роки тому +46

    Everytime I watch Trevor it's both educational and funny. I'm going to need him as my teacher.

  • @idrees90
    @idrees90 5 років тому +91

    Trevor Noah: You truly are an entertainer and a decent bloke, bless your heart, may success kiss your feet. You are inspired by millions, keep up all the good work and may GOD bless you.

  • @AkshayaJeyaram
    @AkshayaJeyaram 5 років тому +448

    “Sponsored by Chris Brown” !!! Holy crap 😂

    • @hanhong6691
      @hanhong6691 4 роки тому +4

      I don't get this joke here because I don't know the background, could you explain a little bit ? Thanks.

    • @romyrkennethtambagan5099
      @romyrkennethtambagan5099 4 роки тому +19

      @@hanhong6691 Chris Brown beat Rihanna back then

    • @delronmackay1473
      @delronmackay1473 4 роки тому +1

      @@romyrkennethtambagan5099 😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 роки тому +7

      @@hanhong6691 Chris Brown is a famous singer more famous for allegedly hitting his wife the even more famous Rhianna.
      Battery is both a way to get power and when your attacked.

    • @BwanaMatayo
      @BwanaMatayo 3 роки тому +1

      this hit me tooo hahahahahaahaha

  • @jamesrutherford6707
    @jamesrutherford6707 2 роки тому +2

    "My success and failure depends on how much noise you make" !!! LOL.... Trevor Noah you're the best in the world for sure..... Love and respect from Australia mate !!!!!

  • @rethabilemokhena
    @rethabilemokhena 3 роки тому +348

    Trevor: "Can i please get 2 labs of sugar"
    me: *dying*

  • @khensanimaswanganyi1529
    @khensanimaswanganyi1529 5 років тому +370

    "You can not name them because you don't have them"

    • @MistressMelody
      @MistressMelody 4 роки тому +16

      Australians feel the same way about how Americans pronounce Emu

    • @sathyavathy8844
      @sathyavathy8844 4 роки тому

      @@MistressMelody how is it pronounced?

    • @MistressMelody
      @MistressMelody 4 роки тому +3

      @@sathyavathy8844 eem-you

  • @kellywamuyu9186
    @kellywamuyu9186 5 років тому +187

    ma best comedian...always make my day with your videos

  • @amrmoneer5881
    @amrmoneer5881 Рік тому +3

    Lol the way he imitates the american accent is just hilarious. So talented !

  • @SerandibBroadcast
    @SerandibBroadcast 5 років тому +43

    This is some intellectual comedy. Great stuff

  • @RyanDo
    @RyanDo 5 років тому +13

    His delivery is just perfect.

  • @NikkiWiley
    @NikkiWiley 4 роки тому +44

    This man is a comedic and literal genius!!!

  • @luwildy
    @luwildy 2 роки тому +5

    I lived in Atlanta for ten years and this is SO ACCURATE

  • @DonFizzy2014
    @DonFizzy2014 3 роки тому +26

    Never knew Trevor's Stand Up Comedy will be this good - I'm a Convert!

  • @tevinsimelane4194
    @tevinsimelane4194 5 років тому +14

    This is probably Trevor’s best opening joke.. I love it every time 😂😂😂

  • @embeddedtech4918
    @embeddedtech4918 4 роки тому +2415

    The American measurement system is horrible.

    • @Godzilladad
      @Godzilladad 4 роки тому +25

      For you it is

    • @embeddedtech4918
      @embeddedtech4918 4 роки тому +212

      @@Godzilladad It's indeed horrible for anyone outside the US.

    • @Godzilladad
      @Godzilladad 4 роки тому +42

      @@embeddedtech4918 that's true. They make us learn both in school though

    • @yaseen4375
      @yaseen4375 4 роки тому +71

      I think their system was designed for practical applications rather than theoretical.
      Metric is good on paper and calculation.
      But US system could be easier applied in practice. Great if you’re a caveman without a fucking calculator and some paper.

    • @ebennyamurera1799
      @ebennyamurera1799 4 роки тому +98

      Theres a reason why they dont use the American measurement system, in science, in America... cause its shiet.

  • @maryihezie1190
    @maryihezie1190 2 роки тому +12

    Trevor Noah is hilarious!!!😍 😍This is one of the first clips I watched of Trevor Noah and since then I have loved him ever since. Don't ever stop being funny!🙌

  • @korviscapetrova5269
    @korviscapetrova5269 4 роки тому +279

    Omfg battery and Chris brown joke is on point.
    Battery in Law means when you hit someone.

  • @kaholiyzhimo1998
    @kaholiyzhimo1998 4 роки тому +30

    "2 labs of sugar"🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel the same about their measurements!

    • @chivalryalive
      @chivalryalive 3 роки тому

      Kaholi Y Zhimo -- Someday, USA has just got to take a deep breath and dive in with the rest of the world of metric measures! I remember in the '70s, as our teachers introduced us to the metric system... They told us, then, that it would be coming soon. I sure do hope it arrives soon! It will take a generation of so to convert all of our U.S. society to it, our old machinery especially..... but we can do it! Please let us try! --We've gotta keep up with the rest of the world! :-O

  • @johnknight9150
    @johnknight9150 4 роки тому +482

    While we're at it, emu is pronounced "eem-you", not "ee-moo". It's our bird, our word. If you come to Australia and ask to see an "ee-moo", either people won't have a clue what you mean or think you want an electronic cow.

  • @sirgiftmediaproductions8302
    @sirgiftmediaproductions8302 Рік тому +4

    I love how Trevor has grown as a person from this ...forever evolving.

  • @vishank7
    @vishank7 5 років тому +50

    Didnt want these 8 minutes to end! Amazing Trevor💎

  • @kenthdavealledbelison1977
    @kenthdavealledbelison1977 4 роки тому +300

    I was so traumatized with COVID that I have read "it mask no sense".

  • @boubandiaye9018
    @boubandiaye9018 4 роки тому +76

    This guy is teaching a lot of stuff, I don’t know if we really understand him. Thanks a lot

  • @isabelocalagos8510
    @isabelocalagos8510 2 роки тому +2

    the first time i apreciate a commendiane .... only this one.... soo good looking commediane .. i really love this guy

  • @cammyed1261
    @cammyed1261 5 років тому +74

    😂😂 “flip you back over and go back to the simple stuff” yes I am satisfied

  • @niladrimallik3172
    @niladrimallik3172 3 роки тому +40

    Man, I never knew that even school knowledge could be made into a comedy. You are too talented.
    And those huge laughs in the middle of the video? I always get afraid the comedy had ended.

  • @kimmariefaber4636
    @kimmariefaber4636 Рік тому +2

    I just love Trevor Noah! I will Watch do anything.

  • @greenchilaquiles
    @greenchilaquiles 5 років тому +284

    "Making black people disappear, that's not magic that's reaganomics" is such a masterful, piercing, god-tier burn

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 5 років тому +5

      A Reagan joke and he attacks the KKK, edgy stuff -_-

    • @greenchilaquiles
      @greenchilaquiles 4 роки тому +5

      @@ericmanget4280 it's not edgy it's funny. Edgy is for people like you who probably think Steven Crowder is a comedian.

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 роки тому +2

      @@greenchilaquiles It wasn't funny and I think neither are comedians. This guy is picking low hanging fruit from a tree that wilted several decades ago. Here's my ranking below if you want to be introduced to decent comedy. If you think this dude's good then BOY do I have something to show you!
      1. Louis CK
      2. Colin Quinn
      3. Dave Chappelle
      4. Norm Macdonald
      5. Richard Pryor
      6. Patrice O'Neal
      7. Bill Burr

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 4 роки тому +8

      @@ericmanget4280 Uh... how did you list 7 comedians without one of them being George Carlin?

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tcrror Because Carlin wasn't laugh out loud funny throughout his specials. He was more of a social commentator.

  • @amrutdalvi5405
    @amrutdalvi5405 4 роки тому +8

    This was the first clip I got introduced to Trevor... Loved that we shared the same confusion.

  • @swizinSims
    @swizinSims 5 років тому +21

    Ive watched this before, I watch it again and still laugh..😂

  • @mwathani1
    @mwathani1 Рік тому +14

    Who's here after finding he's leaving the Daily Show?? You will be missed, but hopefully, we can see you touring soon in UK. Happy New Year Bro

  • @marinorubio8731
    @marinorubio8731 4 роки тому +23

    I know he did not just call out Chris Brown when he slaped the air. Lol

  • @arayahbanyasharalah4234
    @arayahbanyasharalah4234 4 роки тому +32

    Trevor is gonna change the world, if he haven't already loll.. love you brother shout out from the he Bahamas!!

  • @joandibs731
    @joandibs731 4 роки тому +9

    Every time he smiles i find myself smiling to.

  • @tabaicanking3701
    @tabaicanking3701 3 роки тому +5

    I love this guy, just finished his book and it's awesome

  • @thenobleone-3384
    @thenobleone-3384 4 роки тому +19

    South Africa is very different than Atlanta. I use to watch Trevor on comedy Central his name is blowed up now. Smart guy

  • @goddessgoddess6790
    @goddessgoddess6790 5 років тому +6

    Trevor it's hard at times to find words befitting you because man you are such an exceptional exemplary kind so filled with awesomeness. In the meantime all I can do is accepting love you and your pure sensibility. Nuff love my brother created by the same hand of The Almighty . Respect and Prayers.