"We Can Fight With Our Police" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  4 роки тому +3598

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @eunice8116
      @eunice8116 4 роки тому +24

      I'm subscribed 💗👌

    • @Interneter1245
      @Interneter1245 4 роки тому +7

      Andy Samberg doing a collab with you would be one helluva standup

    • @RichardMaumbe
      @RichardMaumbe 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks Malume Trevor!

    • @TheTwan85
      @TheTwan85 4 роки тому +7

      Why we want free things on free things?
      Why do youtubers want paid things on paid things? (in general, not you)
      They stretch 8 minute videos so they get to 10:01 for an additional add spot. Then we get youtube premium or an adblocker. So they get sponsors and put a sponsor spot IN the video, and on top of that you can join their patreon or channel for extra perks...

    • @EyesOfByes
      @EyesOfByes 4 роки тому +4

      YOU ARE AMAZING!!

  • @therealsteve3354
    @therealsteve3354 4 роки тому +12583

    You can bribe South African police with a cold drink on a cold day ... lol gotta love my people lool

    • @trevornoah
      @trevornoah  4 роки тому +1739

      😂

    • @firmanjati
      @firmanjati 4 роки тому +543

      Oh, that's why the audience was laughing so hard..

    • @Roderick789
      @Roderick789 4 роки тому +167

      You can in Venezuela too hahaha

    • @wangecieva5349
      @wangecieva5349 4 роки тому +356

      Lol but in Kenya they ask for tea instead 😂😂😂

    • @sangeet9586
      @sangeet9586 4 роки тому +58

      @@Chris-rg6nm that's the real one, yes

  • @yashbutala5521
    @yashbutala5521 4 роки тому +3953

    If anyone noticed.... He acts with left hand driver side in the States and right driver side in South Africa.

    • @Legominder
      @Legominder 4 роки тому +325

      Yeah also noticed. He's really imagining the situations realistically!

    • @DFC505
      @DFC505 4 роки тому +137

      Amazing detail

    • @vibhor91
      @vibhor91 4 роки тому +30

      all countries ruled by British/whites hv right-side drivin stuff

    • @spjn5374
      @spjn5374 4 роки тому +10

      @@vibhor91 Yeah like the british right?

    • @RacquetRob
      @RacquetRob 4 роки тому +25

      @@vibhor91 some former British colonies have right-hand traffic (with the steering wheel on the left side), including Nigeria and Canada

  • @allitadawn
    @allitadawn Рік тому +492

    I am South African and my dad and I had a conversation just like this recently. He told me that the police here are more corrupt but in America the police have more anger issues. He told me that the police here don't shoot cause then we can't pay them. His very words were "It's more expensive here but at least it's service with a smile."

    • @randomguy2108
      @randomguy2108 Рік тому +55

      We have corrupt police in Malaysia too, where it's almost common courtesy that if you get pulled over you have to bribe the police, and you can even bargain and ask for a cheaper price if you are good at it hahaha. I would take that any day over a police that might threaten my life.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@randomguy2108So you're saying the following exchange might work?
      "I pulled you over because you were speeding."
      "A thousand Ringgit says I wasn't speeding."
      "Sir this offense is clearly 2000 Ringgit."
      "It's 800 at best but I'm feeling generous today."

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 9 місяців тому +11

      Better to cough up some $ (SA) than to cough up some blood (US)

    • @kodoklengket
      @kodoklengket Місяць тому

      Same in Indonesia. Police generals here are filthy rich. There is saying here: if you loose a goat and report it to the police, you will end up loosing a cow. Hey but at least they don’t shoot you.

  • @aqimjulayhi8798
    @aqimjulayhi8798 2 роки тому +21

    I notice the little things when he was playing the SA cop and the US cop. When being the SA cop, he faces left as if the driver is sitting on the right. As the US cop, it’s the reverse. Attention to little details like that makes you appreciate Trevor Noah’s performance.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 2 місяці тому

      But this is really so sad.

  • @mfundo6619
    @mfundo6619 4 роки тому +2184

    "Ey man, I ain't coming out, I'm innocent!"
    "I said hello. Can't you hear that I'm greeting you?"

    • @fengxi4752
      @fengxi4752 4 роки тому +40

      Hahaha greetings is everything 😁🙌

    • @elmalleable
      @elmalleable 4 роки тому +44

      @@fengxi4752 the only place where you can get into more trouble for not greeting

    • @milandiu5455
      @milandiu5455 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TVIBtheIntelectual
      @TVIBtheIntelectual 4 роки тому +23

      Abuti okae? Ke Teng Ne o reng?😂

    • @lesedikhalo531
      @lesedikhalo531 4 роки тому +4

      @@TVIBtheIntelectual 😂😂😂 Ne oreng?? You don't play like that, here you greet

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi 4 роки тому +9099

    I'd like to see Trevor Noah hosting the Oscars

  • @bhattkishan9
    @bhattkishan9 3 роки тому +575

    In South Africa, it's "cold drink", in Kenya, it's "chai"
    😂.

    • @jai598
      @jai598 3 роки тому +79

      Chai is also an indian word for tea and bribe.

    • @RohitKumar-nl8dl
      @RohitKumar-nl8dl 3 роки тому +42

      Here in India too, it's "Chai-Paani" = "Tea-Water"

    • @ertitoo
      @ertitoo 2 роки тому +30

      In Mozambique its "refresco" which literally translates to something like "refreshment" 😂

    • @prod.youngsensai
      @prod.youngsensai 2 роки тому +17

      @@jai598 in Swahili it also translates to tea

    • @prajwalh8823
      @prajwalh8823 2 роки тому +19

      I think Kenya and India have many things in common.
      Like "chai" meaning Tea and also bribe
      " Chappati"-South Indian Dish.

  • @MandeepKaur-fe3vl
    @MandeepKaur-fe3vl 2 роки тому +284

    I am Indian and honestly I have no idea regarding what happens in South Africa. Here I am, laughing like crazy person. You are too good. Good work.

    • @Mayank93000
      @Mayank93000 Рік тому +11

      But we know what is in India
      ''500 ki patti de aur bhaag yaha se"

    • @reckoning818
      @reckoning818 Рік тому

      Gosh why are indians EVERYWHERE??!

    • @KumarNikhils
      @KumarNikhils 9 місяців тому

      Did you never paid chai paani or faced unprecedented checks before festival season

  • @sheehanramdeyal3702
    @sheehanramdeyal3702 4 роки тому +3922

    Trevor reaches his optimum Humor when he does South African Jokes.

    • @sowhat1273
      @sowhat1273 4 роки тому +52

      Sheehan Ramdeyal agreed, he is at home.

    • @callilope15
      @callilope15 4 роки тому +9

      Word

    • @jen9774
      @jen9774 4 роки тому +66

      Cos we're a funny bunch of folks. Up the rainbow nation.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @francoiswilliams
      @francoiswilliams 4 роки тому +29

      Very true, the american humour is sooo lame...

    • @sramz2379
      @sramz2379 4 роки тому +1

      @@sowhat1273 I sure am

  • @sciencenerd777
    @sciencenerd777 4 роки тому +3307

    His white man's voice is on point I can't even.

    • @amandaskywalker7331
      @amandaskywalker7331 4 роки тому +114

      Trevor can nail any accent. He can do multiple English accents too, like Northern England. He's amazing.

    • @rebeccasimantov5476
      @rebeccasimantov5476 4 роки тому +40

      @@amandaskywalker7331 He can do a pretty good Aussie accent as well...not an easy one to do!

    • @malkhaz.jokhadze
      @malkhaz.jokhadze 4 роки тому +4

      you cannot even what?

    • @rebeccasimantov5476
      @rebeccasimantov5476 4 роки тому +15

      @@malkhaz.jokhadze It's an expression which means the thing you are talking about is THAT good...in this case Trevor Noah's impersonation of a white man's voice...
      I think this term/expression would only be used by native English speakers (and mostly in the US)

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly mee too, I can’t even.

  • @yvetteowo5318
    @yvetteowo5318 7 місяців тому +30

    Love me some Trevor. His jokes are always so clever. He's the most consistent comedian!

  • @tahermustafa689
    @tahermustafa689 2 роки тому +3

    " Top Score hey "
    That just killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eggystax4681
    @eggystax4681 4 роки тому +3822

    His American policeman voice sounds exactly like my ex boyfriend who also happens to be a cop 😂😂😂

  • @kimraudenbush427
    @kimraudenbush427 4 роки тому +6334

    All the dislikes are from cops here in the U.S.

    • @juancano6432
      @juancano6432 4 роки тому +17

      Kim Raudenbush 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HArDYraven
      @HArDYraven 4 роки тому +37

      F*** them :)

    • @WaxxyOne
      @WaxxyOne 4 роки тому +45

      Or law-abiding citizens that respect police and know the picture being painted here is the worst kind of exaggeration.

    • @Somd55
      @Somd55 4 роки тому +34

      Not true. Been driving for 20 + years, not once was a cop a dick, do pls don’t generalize

    • @shellaverayo4342
      @shellaverayo4342 4 роки тому +3

      I'm thinking the same. 😂LOL

  • @lonamisa834
    @lonamisa834 3 роки тому +13

    "Yo dude shut up
    Yo dude shut up. " At 3:08 I'm dead... The way he's saying that... 😂😂

  • @valeriag9443
    @valeriag9443 2 роки тому +25

    My mom got pulled over in Mexico as we were leaving to go home and we called my cousin’s husband who’s a cameraman and has pull with cops to help us get out of a ticket. It was so funny to see the cop turn off his camera and accept a bribe after a couple minutes of him being very professional

  • @ADiTYA-qx8iw
    @ADiTYA-qx8iw 3 роки тому +6648

    Here in India police never shoot anyone cuz firstly they don't have gun and even if they do , it won't be in working condition 😂

    • @user24233
      @user24233 3 роки тому +210

      We are lucky man😍

    • @aryanbasumata9444
      @aryanbasumata9444 3 роки тому +861

      They use sticks to beat the hell out of us tho

    • @krushna4181
      @krushna4181 3 роки тому +378

      Have you ever got a taste of the fibre stick the police hold? You'll wish that you rather got shot.

    • @ADiTYA-qx8iw
      @ADiTYA-qx8iw 3 роки тому +210

      @@krushna4181 speaking from experience?😂

    • @krushna4181
      @krushna4181 3 роки тому +393

      @@ADiTYA-qx8iw Yeah 😂 I wasn't able to sit and walk properly for four days.

  • @BarryWaterlow
    @BarryWaterlow 3 роки тому +4505

    *Brilliant. The US should hire more South African police.*

    • @sthapebarksdale7771
      @sthapebarksdale7771 3 роки тому +74

      Police killings of innocent people are undercovered in South Africa.
      Rather hire the South African media.

    • @divinemoyo1720
      @divinemoyo1720 3 роки тому +9

      Most African cops are similar in Zimbabwe its not a drink more of food

    • @niccin9526
      @niccin9526 3 роки тому +11

      Yea Johannesburg 400 office buildings stolen and filled with shit

    • @lizwimchunu7234
      @lizwimchunu7234 3 роки тому +28

      Be careful what you wish for...

    • @darthsidian5752
      @darthsidian5752 3 роки тому +10

      lol no you don't.

  • @Ronny65287
    @Ronny65287 3 роки тому +30

    Loved his older shows..the new stuff is good but the old shows done in SA were pure comedy gold!

  • @monicaarcena9970
    @monicaarcena9970 2 роки тому +70

    I admire this person, his not just a comedian rather a truth teller and I'm loving it. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @pragmatic_dreamer
    @pragmatic_dreamer 4 роки тому +4314

    I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

    • @optoms1178
      @optoms1178 3 роки тому +17

      Facts!!

    • @DanielOrtiz-dl8eo
      @DanielOrtiz-dl8eo 3 роки тому +15

      He has a gift for it

    • @aobakweCup326D
      @aobakweCup326D 2 роки тому +14

      Its satire, social commentary plus comedy

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 2 роки тому +7

      that skill is not unique to him. the most talented comedians usually find a way to do so. like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, George Carlin, they all spoke about social issues in the form of jokes. Politicians will of course keep silent, they are comfy cowards.

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler 2 роки тому +10

      It's not just issues with the police. People are very paranoid in general in the US. People need chill pills.

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich 4 роки тому +4848

    When you realize, you'd rather like your police to be corrupt then whatever the hell is going on in the States... 😳

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 4 роки тому +277

      Well, police are corrupt in the states

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast 4 роки тому +339

      Our police force is corrupt just a worse kind of corrupt.

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 4 роки тому +23

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 well put 👍😏

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 4 роки тому +59

      @@bean_enthusiast I can feel the truth (and hurt) in your tone... Bless you guys. I pray for the light of human decency and lite corruptness in traffic violations shines on your great country soon. 🙏

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 4 роки тому +20

      People forget that the police see the worst of people as a job so when they in a tense situation they act the way they are usually forced to. And people usually make it worse by resisting. If every person were to just follow the police’s institutions and not make any sudden movements this wouldn’t be a problem in the first place. Every time i watch these “police brutality” videos, this is how it usually goes down.

  • @bhawarsuthar5104
    @bhawarsuthar5104 3 роки тому +11

    Trevor is the best imitator I have ever come across. Loads of love from 🇮🇳

  • @ItsSue7
    @ItsSue7 8 місяців тому +2

    He said Sargent Mathebula...am proud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thequietrevolution7390
    @thequietrevolution7390 4 роки тому +2166

    _"In Russia (if you work for government) YOU pull over Police."_ ~ *Yakov Smirnoff*

  • @lebogangmoutlane
    @lebogangmoutlane 4 роки тому +3518

    “One of the biggest things I appreciate in South Africa since moving to the US is the civil relationship we have with our police. We can argue with our police in South Africa with not one thought of losing your life!”

    • @aquibalamLUMOS
      @aquibalamLUMOS 3 роки тому +86

      I think all this is somehow related to gun law in the country apart from the obvious racism & bias from bullying police

    • @mwafrikahalisi2549
      @mwafrikahalisi2549 3 роки тому +33

      White people argue with the police all the time in America.

    • @happytobeme1983
      @happytobeme1983 3 роки тому +54

      You can argue with police in South Africa but you better have money to buy your way out of being arrested

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 3 роки тому +56

      @@aquibalamLUMOS south africa also has a lot of guns. In fact we might have the highest citizen gun ownership in Africa. Our gun culture is different though. Americans make it part of an identity and philosophy and we don't. We might have lots of violent crime because of guns but the culture around ownership is very careful.

    • @xiufengjin7321
      @xiufengjin7321 3 роки тому +11

      I do argue with police in Texas, I'm Asian

  • @aarongodwin5653
    @aarongodwin5653 3 роки тому +22

    Absolutely incredible!! His delivery is on point, what story teller!

  • @mkhululimoyo5203
    @mkhululimoyo5203 Рік тому +7

    "There is another option. It involves a cold drink." That part made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @javercooke9649
    @javercooke9649 4 роки тому +1241

    In Jamaica traffic police ask "left" (for money, bribe) or "right" (they Write a ticket).... they give us options

    • @ahsienmelanin6806
      @ahsienmelanin6806 4 роки тому +17

      Javer Cooke or Nanny or Manley😂😂😂

    • @al5ayyal911
      @al5ayyal911 4 роки тому +11

      I would always LEFT

    • @ramus93
      @ramus93 4 роки тому +21

      Lol thats the whole carribean 😂😂

    • @djhendrix6727
      @djhendrix6727 4 роки тому +3

      Javer Cooke u can manage da ticket ya lol

    • @atharvshrotriya788
      @atharvshrotriya788 4 роки тому +5

      And what is straight ?

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA 4 роки тому +994

    "You!" *bang bang* "Freeze!" ...did I get that order, right?

    • @valeriapaz8346
      @valeriapaz8346 4 роки тому +19

      Yes and after you fall to the ground then they tell you to put your hands up

    • @rosrychaplet
      @rosrychaplet 4 роки тому

      Freeze. Police.

    • @ivanlee1673
      @ivanlee1673 4 роки тому +2

      Well , it is also the Hong Kong 's order now

    • @shawnxiao5934
      @shawnxiao5934 4 роки тому

      @@ivanlee1673 hahaha, you assholes deserve that

    • @qs987
      @qs987 4 роки тому

      @@shawnxiao5934 deserve what?

  • @trevortoy3427
    @trevortoy3427 2 роки тому +3

    Aw man I just immigrated and was feeling so homesick. This really cheered me up. Thanks Trevor

  • @SamVieiraGuitar
    @SamVieiraGuitar 2 роки тому

    He is a great story teller. There are so many gold nuggets along the way.

  • @hettrivedi5739
    @hettrivedi5739 4 роки тому +3127

    Police in India: do you know my friend why i pulled you over?
    Guy: for a hundred bucks?
    Police: ding ding dinggggg, now get moving

    • @mrj8940
      @mrj8940 4 роки тому +184

      Chances of Indian police getting shot after stopping a car ..... are 0.00000001 %
      Whereas Americans..... You know

    • @hettrivedi5739
      @hettrivedi5739 4 роки тому +238

      @@mrj8940 lol yes😂 indian police is very polite, just underpaid by our government.
      If you give them extra "payment" for a case they will work night and day but get your stuff resolved

    • @Akelehimarenge
      @Akelehimarenge 4 роки тому +88

      Not in Delhi any more, they straight up give you challan or tickets. Govt is now paying them incentives for each ticket.

    • @palamidagheo4520
      @palamidagheo4520 4 роки тому +64

      @@Akelehimarenge so now they have incentives to ticket you for no reason

    • @sehajsandhu6491
      @sehajsandhu6491 4 роки тому +40

      @@Akelehimarenge same in Chandigarh,but they are really polite and decent

  • @henrikzetterstrom278
    @henrikzetterstrom278 4 роки тому +1883

    The Swedish police action when I was Speeding 125 KM/h on a 110 km/h highway.
    I saw this SAAB 95 Aero behind me for a km or so, one driver but no passages. Normally they are two in civil police cars, so I didn’t suspect it was a police car. But then the blue lights came on and I pulled over to the side of the road. The police man came to my car and asked me to come and sit in his police car in front seat.
    So I very surprised came to his car and opened the door and sat down beside the policeman.
    He started the conversation “How are you feeling”?
    I said “I am ok”
    He continued -“ do you feel stressed? Is everything ok with your family? “
    I was surprised again by his questions
    I. Replied “yes, it’s a little stressful with studies and work, but family is ok”
    He continued -“ ok good, what you study?”
    And we talked a little about that.
    Then he said -“here is a monitor where we can see how fast a car in front of me is driving, and here you can see it say 125 km/h but I take it down to 122 km/h. Do you confess that you were speeding?
    I said “yes I confess I was speeding”
    Then we talked some more, and he gave me a ticket of 2000 SEK around 220 dollars, and said “ you have one month to pay it, so don’t worry.”
    Then he wished me good luck with my studies and that I should breath more and take one thing at the time......
    That was probably the nicest traffic policeman on the planet... a older policeman close to pension, driving around and stopping speeding cars and making people to calm down and breath ....
    Amazing

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 3 роки тому +44

      That sounds amazing

    • @tangent94
      @tangent94 3 роки тому +52

      I am american. This feels fake. Like the moment you got in that cop car it shoulda been over. I dunno WHAT, but i know any cop acting friendly, asking abt your life and asking you to get into the vehicle... That's a trap.

    • @mwafrikahalisi2549
      @mwafrikahalisi2549 3 роки тому +18

      @@tangent94 True! The same trap goes with government provided lawyers to those who cannot afford one.

    • @tangent94
      @tangent94 3 роки тому +24

      @@mwafrikahalisi2549 yeah. I mean, i feel for those guys. From what I understand, they're abt as overworked as a food service employee during rush hour in late December. They're given so many cases and so little resources they functionally CAN'T do their job.

    • @Michael-ol2gv
      @Michael-ol2gv 3 роки тому +95

      @@tangent94 You say that because you've never spent a quality time anywhere but the US. Dont generalize, go out and visit other countries and see how their law enforcement behaves. You will be surprised to see that the world isnt as fraud as you expected it. BTW i live in Sweden. The police are genuinely nice and understanding. I have expericenced same thing as Henrik. Unless you are truely a threat they almost never shoot you.

  • @rhkafunnyhistory3944
    @rhkafunnyhistory3944 3 роки тому +1

    I just love your sense of sensibility

  • @simbarasherhosa5109
    @simbarasherhosa5109 Рік тому +18

    I can't stop laughing, even after watching it over and over again...... Trevor is the best

  • @conorlim792
    @conorlim792 4 роки тому +499

    "If it was Pac-Man you have an extra life now huh?"
    I die, Trevor is too funny

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky 4 роки тому +849

    "There's another option , it involves a cold drink " 😂😂😂😂

    • @VarrialeAndrea
      @VarrialeAndrea 4 роки тому +19

      :) I didn't get the reference! What's it about?

    • @NaderBelaid
      @NaderBelaid 4 роки тому +72

      @@VarrialeAndrea You can bribe south african police with a cold drink 😂

    • @VarrialeAndrea
      @VarrialeAndrea 4 роки тому +13

      @@NaderBelaid good to know!

    • @presh2011y
      @presh2011y 4 роки тому +75

      Nader Belaid it’s not really a cold drink, it’s money but they refer to it as “cold drink “

    • @ramansingh2052
      @ramansingh2052 4 роки тому

      💯

  • @waterbender20071
    @waterbender20071 3 місяці тому +2

    That is so true !! totally on point .

  • @Naz-em7zr
    @Naz-em7zr 3 роки тому +2

    @06:48
    "There is another option ".!!!!
    Dont need back up words, for ur guts to implode 😂

  • @nnadozie6190
    @nnadozie6190 4 роки тому +611

    I believe Nigerian police may have trained in South Africa! "Ah ah! Oga, it's nearly Christmas o! Help ya broda as we are outside in dis heat o!"😂

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +544

    *"Did you not check your notes before you came?"* 😂

  • @hemantkl007
    @hemantkl007 Рік тому +10

    One of the best videos to make people aware about what's happening in the most developed country of the world. You rock Trevor ❤
    And yes, Americans do deserve better behaviour from their police forces.

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
    @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 2 роки тому +1

    That bit was hilariously true which is what makes it so flippin funny…😆🤣👏🏽

  • @h.u.9154
    @h.u.9154 4 роки тому +1459

    His American accent is really good

    • @krisduarte4677
      @krisduarte4677 4 роки тому +91

      In general he's quite good with accents👌🏼

    • @channieloll
      @channieloll 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому +44

      All of his accents are exceptional.

    • @Ashl0rd
      @Ashl0rd 3 роки тому +2

      Always has been

    • @highflyerl23
      @highflyerl23 3 роки тому +17

      Its also an easy accent to do. You just have to sound stupid and priviledged

  • @warsscarsplanetmars
    @warsscarsplanetmars 3 роки тому +2856

    As someone who was in a relationship with a cop, I asked him why a cop will ask a person why they were pulled over. His words:
    “You can pull them over for a stop sign, or a broken taillight, whatever it is. But when you ask them, they may incriminate themselves with something else. Like speeding, registration, etc. The more you catch them on, the more good you as a cop look.”
    I have so many other stories on the psychological tricks they use. It’s so terrifying how the cops in the U.S. are trained not to help you.

    • @th5841
      @th5841 3 роки тому +252

      In return they get the movement "Dont answer police questions! They will use everything you say against you. Stall them!"
      How productive is that?

    • @bubbleteaichooseyou
      @bubbleteaichooseyou 3 роки тому +106

      But apparently that method create more problem than it solves

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 3 роки тому +113

      @@th5841 when the core of learning is evil. The product and it's cycle is too.

    • @alicemello2054
      @alicemello2054 3 роки тому +58

      Tell us more Kelly!

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 3 роки тому +73

      That's why you respond with a question. I don't know, was I speeding? Do I have a tail-light out or something?

  • @vimanauluvokavoka2220
    @vimanauluvokavoka2220 Рік тому +2

    Love love African accent-love from Fiji 🇫🇯.Trevor Noah you too funny man 😂😂 visit Fiji..

  • @boldbuzztv6608
    @boldbuzztv6608 2 роки тому +5

    Trevor Noah my best comedian ever, I like how he passes information through comedy 👊🏼🔥

  • @narenjakable
    @narenjakable 3 роки тому +987

    as a foreigner who lived in SA for about 6 years, it didnt take long to understand what the cold drink means in South Africa.

  • @kerendupisanie8573
    @kerendupisanie8573 4 роки тому +813

    I take my cops for granted here in SA I was literally in a screaming match the other day and I didn’t die ❤️

    • @amimieli1044
      @amimieli1044 4 роки тому +43

      Gotta give them some consideration, we also can have extreme arguments with the police in morocco, but most people get that these traffic cops are basically treated by the governement as umbrellas, under the harsh sun and windy rain for low pay, no fucks given. Can they protest and strike? Nah

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 4 роки тому +17

      Poopee, tf?? Relax u fucking 30 year old virgin, they said something that they thought was good and they don’t need to be called a stupid bitch

    • @kerendupisanie8573
      @kerendupisanie8573 4 роки тому +5

      Poopee your mothers a bitch

    • @notsure7603
      @notsure7603 4 роки тому +11

      Poopee let me guess, your one of America’s finest in law enforcement. The arrogant temperamental Nazi gangster bully that gives good cops a bad name. I mean it’s hard to be grateful when some Barney Fife writes you a ticket for going 5 over, after an unnecessary interrogation that’s leaves you shaken up and violated. I’m still grateful, even though Officer Barney Fife ruined my life by adding an expense I’m an able to afford. I guess the homeless should be grateful as there being told everyday to find a new location and that goes for people living in the car/van, imagine being put down, searched and harassed everyday. There are good and bad in everything and I have met a lot of really cool and understanding cops that truly care making a difference. I just think it’s sad that are people in law enforcement that really believe they are good cops, when they stoop as low as the criminal there trying to bust. I mean no morals willing to ruin innocent lives and even go against the constitution, doing whatever it takes to get the criminals and truly believes stands for something. Smh

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 3 роки тому +5

      I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

  • @theironsmith1
    @theironsmith1 6 місяців тому +1

    6:47 "There's another option... it involves a cold drink" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dev-ky8fv
    @Dev-ky8fv Рік тому

    I love Trevor for his open minded and perspective.. 💚

  • @Neha____
    @Neha____ 4 роки тому +3071

    Three dislikes are from the US police 😂😂😂

  • @jewelthompson4017
    @jewelthompson4017 4 роки тому +679

    What makes this guy different from order comedians, is his accent. He's really good in accents.

    • @hlengiwezungu8152
      @hlengiwezungu8152 4 роки тому +40

      "Other" ana he's good at story telling without profanity

    • @cachano7
      @cachano7 4 роки тому +20

      Gabriel Iglesias is another one!!

    • @crazynats367
      @crazynats367 4 роки тому +33

      @@hlengiwezungu8152 and he's intelligent and informative

    • @rohittopno4423
      @rohittopno4423 4 роки тому +1

      You should listen to Russell peters .. that guy does hell of a impressions

    • @tlotlisomoswane
      @tlotlisomoswane 4 роки тому +7

      He's brilliant at using humour to shine light on social issues. So he knows how to use his tools effectively. And because he is open to learning from his travels and avoids being ignorant, he is able to draw contrasts on different cultures. I think a lot of people agree he's kinder like the whole package as a comedian...

  • @raphaelmarques2820
    @raphaelmarques2820 2 роки тому +4

    Gosh brother.. Even not being an English speaker, I always cry laughing watching your videos.. Good job and stay frosty.. Greetings from Brazil..

  • @brianthompson8364
    @brianthompson8364 2 роки тому

    Amazing! Just quality, brilliance from start to finish.

  • @careless_winner
    @careless_winner 4 роки тому +497

    “Show me your gun”
    “Woah woah woah woah not that gun”
    😂😂😂

    • @juancano6432
      @juancano6432 4 роки тому

      Darcadus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaxxyOne
      @WaxxyOne 4 роки тому

      No cop's going to pull out his gun just because the person they've pulled over asked them to. Also, they wear it in a holster on their hip, it's not like they're hiding it. Cute joke, but zero reality to it.

    • @Reno
      @Reno 4 роки тому +5

      ^ When you don't get the joke or you act like you didn't get the joke because for some reason you are offended.
      The joke is simple. He is saying that american police is itching to pull the gun. They are trigger happy and will pull it at every chance they get/given any excuse. That's the joke. And even if that does not sound realistic to you for whatever reason, jokes tend to exaggerate sometimes. Jeez.

    • @juliocabrera2567
      @juliocabrera2567 4 роки тому +1

      Is that your or are you just happy to see me

    • @vietster1141991
      @vietster1141991 4 роки тому

      @@WaxxyOne The zero reality is that he got pulled over and didn't end up in a body bag because the cop feared for his life

  • @johnmohblaxta
    @johnmohblaxta 4 роки тому +1040

    I am happy and lucky to be a black man living in Africa.

    • @preacher_chick
      @preacher_chick 4 роки тому +53

      John Moh Blaxta Amen Brotha, I am in the United States not a great place for black people here with the police

    • @HAWXLEADER
      @HAWXLEADER 4 роки тому +8

      And I'm just a man living at a small yet way too famous place...
      I'm fine man.

    • @sowhat1273
      @sowhat1273 4 роки тому +6

      Amen bro!

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 4 роки тому +4

      @@preacher_chick that's a big assumption

    • @jaf4912
      @jaf4912 4 роки тому +11

      @haru lmao I'm black and America is an amazing place for me so many black people have had no bad interaction with the police or even experienced any kind of racism 8n the U.S yet they say it's a bad place for them because that's what the media wants them to believe

  • @SoniaJbrt
    @SoniaJbrt Рік тому +7

    Just subscribed. Need some good laughs. Thanks Trevor. From a proudly South African like you! 🇿🇦

  • @MrAps98
    @MrAps98 Рік тому

    Great watching you live yesterday 👍🏻🙏.

  • @naja7975
    @naja7975 4 роки тому +3310

    Watching this in 2020 after George Floyd's death. i can agree on everything he is saying.

    • @kabagemayannick5097
      @kabagemayannick5097 4 роки тому +19

      PREACH

    • @voc_9869
      @voc_9869 4 роки тому +6

      Preach Imma Potato

    • @MilkCried
      @MilkCried 4 роки тому +26

      More like, I STILL agree.

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 4 роки тому +66

      It’s stressful enough to get pulled over by a cop when you’re white, but for minorities it must be scary

    • @shroomyk
      @shroomyk 3 роки тому +29

      Right? Can you imagine having a conversation with a cop instead of a near death experience? I'm white and I still shake like a leaf during any interaction with them.

  • @aieyangjamir
    @aieyangjamir 4 роки тому +359

    Check the number,
    See that one there,
    TOP SCORE 🤣

  • @salwahigazi
    @salwahigazi Рік тому +1

    Trevor you're the best ‼️💖💖💖💯 congratulations 😘👏

  • @mayhemmiracles700
    @mayhemmiracles700 2 роки тому

    i watch over and over..just love this guy....hello from Canada.

  • @thejibooty5993
    @thejibooty5993 4 роки тому +227

    Trevor is so cute when he giggles at his own jokes

  • @maz1980s
    @maz1980s 4 роки тому +1166

    I just love the way he himself laughs with the crowd, and that is because his jokes are so genuine. Trevor, you are a genius. Nah mean? :)

  • @gordenmg4966
    @gordenmg4966 2 роки тому +2

    Trevor why are you telling the world how we do things here? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @haydave4884
    @haydave4884 2 роки тому +4

    I miss South Africa with all my heart man

  • @rigbybone3841
    @rigbybone3841 4 роки тому +322

    I'm proud to be from Africa 🤣 love you Trevor

  • @vaishnaviamin
    @vaishnaviamin 4 роки тому +213

    "If it was Pac Man you would have an extra life now" XD

  • @maggy288
    @maggy288 3 роки тому +3

    Wooow!
    Leta means bring something in Swahili.. i'm amazed Trevor used it i guess with the same meaning !!!😊

  • @TheTororist
    @TheTororist 4 роки тому +653

    ''busy driving over here shoe-maker! (schumacher)''😂😂😂

  • @hamzterix
    @hamzterix 4 роки тому +474

    The dumbest thing I've heard from a cop:
    "I had to go up to 100MPH just to catch you"
    It doesn't necessarily mean I was going as fast. To catch up someone, you need to be much faster. Common sense.

    • @seanthomas5833
      @seanthomas5833 4 роки тому +73

      Well the name makes you sound guilty but I get what you mean 😂😅

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz 4 роки тому +17

      @@seanthomas5833 😭😭😭

    • @hamzterix
      @hamzterix 4 роки тому +18

      @@seanthomas5833 Guitly as fuck. But still, cops needs to go 150mph to catch me up. While I am doing 100mph. You get the point?

    • @Nick-hv8gj
      @Nick-hv8gj 4 роки тому +21

      @@hamzterix Using logic with the police here in the U.S.... The cop would still pull his gun out because of being intellectually threatened. They don't want logic, common sense, humanness or compassion in any situation. It's either complete submissive subservience or the best you can hope for is a face full of concrete and a night in jail.

    • @houdini6465
      @houdini6465 4 роки тому +3

      Nick: We live in a police state, and yet the left wants to disarm the public and the right gets off to the ‘thin blue line’. We are so incredibly fucked

  • @mahinkamran346
    @mahinkamran346 3 роки тому +3

    I love the way he changes his accent

  • @kypress
    @kypress 2 роки тому

    Waou, I cannot tire of this narrative, don't get the chance to hear this type of exchange. Music to my ears. Now I think about it it's almost therapeutic. Good job.

  • @XXoviliaXX
    @XXoviliaXX 4 роки тому +448

    You *BFF BFF* FREEZE aww im dying i love your humour 🤣

  • @dac_clara99mj48
    @dac_clara99mj48 4 роки тому +363

    Am I the only one who loves Noah Trevor for the fact that he just speaks his mind in jokes, like all his jokes are just pure honesty most people choose to ignore

  • @nikulpatel2772
    @nikulpatel2772 9 місяців тому

    Love Trevor. Legend. Funny AF. I bet you're a good friend as a person to your peoples.

  • @nanaasare603
    @nanaasare603 2 роки тому +2

    Trevor is the best comedian I 've ever seen my entire life

  • @gretaberry4983
    @gretaberry4983 4 роки тому +297

    I love Trevor! He’s witty, clever, smart,and can hold a intelligent conversation. He is so humble, and such well mannered young man.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @Jrocker105MC
    @Jrocker105MC 4 роки тому +550

    Honestly wish our police were this cool, I don’t feel safe next to a uniformed officer. Even worse is a judge in America has ruled that a policeman’s job isn’t to protect and serve citizens but to uphold the law (this is involved with a woman asking police to protect her then when they didn’t she died), that shit scares me

    • @ruangreyling2073
      @ruangreyling2073 4 роки тому +44

      Oh no in South Africa you don't feel safe around police, there just isn't that threat that they might shoot you. Mostly because here they could not be bothered to do their job😂 we once called to report a domestic disturbance. An hour later a police station in another town called us back to here what was going on😂

    • @seihaiteamfs7333
      @seihaiteamfs7333 4 роки тому +8

      It's sad but in the police viewpoint, it's also scary to try to uphold the law when everybody may carry a gun.

    • @ParadoxISPower
      @ParadoxISPower 4 роки тому +7

      @@seihaiteamfs7333 fuck the coward cowboys with badges, they protect the banks who own everything and everyone, fucking idiots.

    • @StealthyTNT
      @StealthyTNT 4 роки тому +19

      This is not to generalize police by saying all police officers are bad, but the way police are organized and operate in the States is intended to maximize guilty verdicts. Even the question at a traffic stop, "do you know why I pulled you over" is intended to get you to say something self-incriminating. Police interrogations for more serious crimes aren't about getting the facts in order to figure out who a likely suspect is, it's to get a confession out of whoever they're interrogating. Have y'all ever seen a videotape of a police interrogation? It's terrifying. It makes even perfectly innocent people crack and falsely admit guilt. It's disgusting, and it needs to change.

    • @emofoxkitten
      @emofoxkitten 4 роки тому +1

      Wtf

  • @rogmaryperezpardo572
    @rogmaryperezpardo572 Рік тому +1

    Good comedy makes you laugh. Excellent comedy makes you laugh, and then makes you think. Loved this video.

  • @shadrachpatricks5604
    @shadrachpatricks5604 Рік тому

    Gosh!!! I miss you Trevor!!! Tells jokes with no f word. Can't wait to see your own daily show!!!

  • @RaeiFlames
    @RaeiFlames 4 роки тому +368

    Only south Africans can get the cold drink part 😂😂😂😂

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 4 роки тому +18

      @Raei Flames
      ....come to Kenya and just say the same thing to the police when you're caught in a traffic offence, I assure you will never see a Kenyan cell or courtroom in your entire life.

    • @irenemaua8924
      @irenemaua8924 4 роки тому +9

      I think it’s an African in term

    • @RaeiFlames
      @RaeiFlames 4 роки тому +1

      @@irenemaua8924 it's actually native vernac right? 😂

    • @RaeiFlames
      @RaeiFlames 4 роки тому +1

      @@neilnelson7603 same here, 😂 #corruptionMustFall though on a real 😕

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 4 роки тому

      @@RaeiFlames ....its a problem that we have to get rid off with time.... #corruptionMustFall

  • @whitneytnney7222
    @whitneytnney7222 4 роки тому +517

    One thing in the South Africa and Kenya language have in common, both say leta as in give.

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist 4 роки тому +23

      so many words in zulu and shona and even xhosa are the same in swahili not just leta

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 4 роки тому +17

      In Urdu leta means take. What a coincidence

    • @erickpaul9999
      @erickpaul9999 4 роки тому +5

      But it still Swahili in Tanzania

    • @denishcanogura4018
      @denishcanogura4018 4 роки тому +4

      The same for Luganda in Uganda

    • @misspzar
      @misspzar 4 роки тому +2

      The Nguni languages here share some words with Swahili.

  • @milacaibal3976
    @milacaibal3976 5 місяців тому

    OMG! You always made me cry laughing. Love your comedy, Trevor. More power to you.❤❤❤

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    @adamsmith1046 2 роки тому +14

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      @davidbrian968 2 роки тому

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      @adamswei3167 2 роки тому

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      @smithrose396 2 роки тому

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    • @smithrose396
      @smithrose396 2 роки тому

      What is the most reliable way to get in touch with her

  • @SaurabhPandeySF
    @SaurabhPandeySF 3 роки тому +273

    I am an Indian currently in SA, and I approve this 😅😂🙌🏻

    • @rasimkazi7086
      @rasimkazi7086 3 роки тому +4

      Where in South Africa?

    • @niladrimallik3172
      @niladrimallik3172 3 роки тому +11

      @@rasimkazi7086 In the South of Africa.

    • @rasimkazi7086
      @rasimkazi7086 3 роки тому +5

      @@niladrimallik3172 I mean which city in South Africa.

    • @user-fo9kt3rq3d
      @user-fo9kt3rq3d 3 роки тому +12

      @@rasimkazi7086 in a city located in south of Africa .

    • @xila-man8249
      @xila-man8249 3 роки тому +10

      @@rasimkazi7086 probably in Cape Town, I saw that he saved a video of the Cape Town, Table Mountain on his Playlists

  • @boobawooskie_steez5916
    @boobawooskie_steez5916 4 роки тому +61

    That whistle after "160" 😂😂😂 classic

  • @aabdila3463
    @aabdila3463 2 роки тому

    ABSOLUTELY Briliant!

  • @Being-Alpha.
    @Being-Alpha. 2 роки тому

    What a pleasure watching you

  • @nepotism333
    @nepotism333 4 роки тому +47

    "Didn't you check your notes before you came?" 😂😂😂

  • @vusiselani7439
    @vusiselani7439 3 роки тому +57

    "There's another option,it involves a cold drink,it doesn't have to be this way..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @rachaelkibuku6512
      @rachaelkibuku6512 2 роки тому

      In Kenya it's the cold drink option is called 'chai' meaning tea.

  • @swapnam3236
    @swapnam3236 2 роки тому

    Thanks. Fantastic

  • @LoveEarthHereAndNow
    @LoveEarthHereAndNow 3 роки тому +1

    Beautiful

  • @westcoastkitties
    @westcoastkitties 4 роки тому +306

    True story: My boyfriend and I (Canadians) decided to go to Port Angeles ( put our car in the Ferry from Victoria,. BC) when we arrived to Port Angeles ( now sitting in our car) the immigration officer asked for our passports, and then asked the reason of our trip, my boyfriend said : tourism to what the officer continues and asked WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO VISIT? And I almost die when my boyfriend said in a very condescending way: I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL US WHAT TO VISIT!!omg, needless to say we were invited to get out of the car for full search. Wasn't funny at the time but looking back I have to say was HILARIOUS!!.

    • @alduin2418
      @alduin2418 3 роки тому +30

      Hilarious probably because you both came out alive I reckon.

    • @kodoxlucu
      @kodoxlucu 3 роки тому +10

      Let me guess, you're white, correct?

    • @par-the-ham
      @par-the-ham 3 роки тому +25

      I'm not surprised. Several yrs ago I lived very close to Port Huron and would cross over to visit London / other areas in Ontario. The Canadian officers were always so kind but I was treated like a criminal when coming back into my own country (US). One day I felt like telling them it was ok to leave me in Canada if they thought I was a potential threat to the US. I was sure I would get better treatment there. Now I regret I didn't follow through with dual citizenship when I had the chance!

    • @tanmayjaiswal5935
      @tanmayjaiswal5935 3 роки тому +5

      If I didn't know better, I'd call that a power trip...

  • @rhett-says-hullo4229
    @rhett-says-hullo4229 4 роки тому +315

    He brought awareness to the issue and brought some good damn comedy😂

  • @Tomee62538
    @Tomee62538 8 місяців тому +1

    I love Trevor Noah, he brings joy to the world. He put South Africa on the map, wish he could run for president someday. ❤❤❤

  • @agnesurbaniak8499
    @agnesurbaniak8499 3 роки тому

    Of all your videos I love the most their ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣