Cedar Point Employee Training Video

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  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2022
  • This training video shows you some of the behind-the-scenes training amusement park workers go through. Find out how they keep rides safe, the park clean, and everybody having fun!
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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  2 роки тому +1513

    Big thanks to Defunctland for helping with this video. Check out Kevin's channel for more Amusement Park based content: ua-cam.com/users/Defunctland

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 роки тому +51

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 is uncensored s*x a new amusement park?

    • @Shadnasiku
      @Shadnasiku 2 роки тому +20

      The man! I unironically pogged when I herd his voice.

    • @Deveron4
      @Deveron4 2 роки тому +25

      Dude. Disable links in comments. These bots are the worst.

    • @Stonedmug
      @Stonedmug 2 роки тому +1

      Nicely done it’s crazy think your content is getting better after every upload

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 2 роки тому

      Me impersonating Arnold SwartzenGerman: I hereth thee thankith thee I hereth thee thank thee with much more than much.

  • @improvcomedy14
    @improvcomedy14 2 роки тому +2577

    Thank you for spreading awareness about this. I hate it when people get away with eating ice cream without a license.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 роки тому +8

      O0○ㅇHㅐ!
      _Those_ types o' ppl really melt my scoops...
      🍦bastards..!
      🔥
      🤬

    • @reginaldbrown1076
      @reginaldbrown1076 2 роки тому +10

      Honestly me too bro I especially hate it when those same bastards feed it to their children as well. This is highly unethical😡

    • @Xxbootywizardx420
      @Xxbootywizardx420 2 роки тому +3

      It’s a true shame people just think they can go around willie nillie eating ice cream without a license truly

    • @dark5iveninja816
      @dark5iveninja816 2 роки тому +3

      The worst kind of criminals

    • @WhoisVinnie
      @WhoisVinnie 2 роки тому +3

      Aw crap

  • @JanxakaJX
    @JanxakaJX 2 роки тому +1368

    “All rides have a height limit, but some, excluding your mother, have a girth limit.” Just brilliant!

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 роки тому +19

      Lovely that your mother is a ride is it not?

    • @Issame-xu5ur
      @Issame-xu5ur 2 роки тому +2

      Y'all heard of the new ride? It's called "Tú madre es gorda".

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 роки тому +12

      @@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 роки тому +2531

    I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking 2 роки тому +48

      Omg I'm so happy you're okay

    • @DIVISIONBYZEROE
      @DIVISIONBYZEROE 2 роки тому +149

      glad you’re ok that does not sound like a hoot and a holler. At least you weren’t eating ice cream without a license.

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 2 роки тому +60

      I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 2 роки тому +34

      @@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.

    • @glogue2070
      @glogue2070 2 роки тому +37

      BROOOO I WAS ON THE OTHER COASTER WHEN THAT HAPPENED, i saw it hit you

  • @WeakRoast
    @WeakRoast 2 роки тому +990

    As an Ohioan who has gone to Cedar Point at least once a year for my entire life, I support this video.

    • @jenk7138
      @jenk7138 2 роки тому +7

      Same!!! ❤️

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 роки тому +13

      I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.

    • @pthelynese
      @pthelynese 2 роки тому

      Same!

    • @Kevin-od3zh
      @Kevin-od3zh 2 роки тому +18

      As a Michigander who loves cedar point I can say with full confidence that Ohio sucks. (Besides cedar point)

    • @jabrenthompson5884
      @jabrenthompson5884 2 роки тому +4

      The one thing I miss after moving to the west from Cleveland. Such an amazing park

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 2 роки тому +568

    Somehow I didn’t anticipate Defunctland making a guest appearance in a theme park related video.

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 роки тому +16

      exactly like it’s the right place for it but it makes sense

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 2 роки тому +4

      Such a welcome surprise, my expectations got subverted for sure

    • @NewfieMan98
      @NewfieMan98 2 роки тому +6

      When I saw the community post about an amusement park video I was like "huh, imagine if he got Kevin in. How would that work? Nah."

    • @thegooldash2443
      @thegooldash2443 2 роки тому +4

      At first i thought it was the intro to a defunctland video so my surprise was doubled when i heard kevin

    • @armygamelover
      @armygamelover 2 роки тому +2

      I was expecting a GP to Enthusiast cameo, if anything

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis 2 роки тому +1713

    this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 роки тому +1

      I saw it as either way you're fucked cause everywhere sucks. But so what lol.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 роки тому +9

      "It's your duty to remind guests to NEVER get pregnant,because that involves having sex and that is gross" lol

    • @ImDaveeddiggshusband
      @ImDaveeddiggshusband 2 роки тому +2

      It’s not a joke

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 роки тому

      @@ImDaveeddiggshusband your mom's a joke.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 роки тому +3

      @@ImDaveeddiggshusbandIndeed, Huggbees only speaks the truth!

  • @kevinkohr1695
    @kevinkohr1695 2 роки тому +591

    I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 Рік тому +14

      Definitely a federal agent

    • @queefcheif9306
      @queefcheif9306 Рік тому +12

      He obtained it through a dream given to him by God

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 2 роки тому +669

    "All amusement parks are equal, but some amusement parks need Mark Rober to expose their scam games", Huggbees Cooders, 2022.

    • @inazumarai7690
      @inazumarai7690 2 роки тому +8

      when I learnt about the carnival games tricks, I pledged to never play one for the rest of my life.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 роки тому +11

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 begone bot, back to your cesspit.

    • @OverlyScarce
      @OverlyScarce 2 роки тому +6

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿Thy shall not simp

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw 2 роки тому +1

      I knew Mark Rober. He's LDS and my nickname for him was Brober back in the day.

    • @coachmcguirk6297
      @coachmcguirk6297 2 роки тому +2

      Just imagine... one more "b" and he would be mark robber, the criminal mastermind.

  • @LPgamemusic
    @LPgamemusic 2 роки тому +619

    "TO KEEP OUR HANDYMEN ON THE PAYROLL, PRETEND TO FIND A PROBLEM ON THE RIDE YOU'RE ASSIGNED TO"
    as a ride op....
    yes.

    • @molestingfood
      @molestingfood 2 роки тому +2

      Andyluc is that you? You friggin nerd

    • @LisaMarieMJ
      @LisaMarieMJ 2 роки тому +18

      “And then flirt with the cute ones and date them” like I did. 🤣

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 2 роки тому +251

    With injured guests, remember ABC:
    A
    Bone
    Coming out of your body is very bad

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 2 роки тому +584

    Huggbees is the type of guy able to use a “Yo momma” joke and still make it funny.

    • @Gaminghunter2000
      @Gaminghunter2000 2 роки тому +8

      Yo momma jokes are the funniest shit?????

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 роки тому +9

      @@Gaminghunter2000 that's what she said

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 2 роки тому +6

      I just imagined this in his voice and you're so right

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte 2 роки тому +2

      Mattcolbo tho

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 роки тому +1

      I remember the tequila video where he said “then, the agave is placed into a machine called ‘tu madre gordo’.”

  • @MrCupcake946
    @MrCupcake946 2 роки тому +70

    "Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial

  • @thunderbro7
    @thunderbro7 2 роки тому +349

    It's actually hilarious how close parts of this are to the original training video.

    • @christopherprivett3344
      @christopherprivett3344 2 роки тому +11

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 literally.... what?

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 2 роки тому +17

      @@christopherprivett3344 Its a bot, just report it

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 2 роки тому +5

      Love the pfp dude

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 2 роки тому +5

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 you're right, that was my favorite quote form this video

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому

      That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.

  • @Plasmacore_V
    @Plasmacore_V 2 роки тому +323

    Remember:
    if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride.
    Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.

    • @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom
      @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom 2 роки тому +27

      If they could afford a lawyer they'd have gone to Disney.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 роки тому +5

      @@BillyWitchDoctorDotCom fair, fair statement

  • @ievyer
    @ievyer 2 роки тому +26

    5:58 "claim your prize"
    i love huggbees videos

  • @imustbecrazy5626
    @imustbecrazy5626 2 роки тому +205

    The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual.
    We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager.
    A lot of kids went missing in 1998.
    But that never left the park.
    What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.

    • @burnttoast9081
      @burnttoast9081 2 роки тому +14

      If this is true, I'm certainly not surprised there are pedos in Disney Park Management.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 роки тому +21

      @@burnttoast9081 pedos TARGET jobs at places like that.

    • @tangyturtle8745
      @tangyturtle8745 2 роки тому +25

      @@burnttoast9081 I'm like 90% sure OP was joking

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 роки тому +32

      I thought you were supposed to point out kids that could replace the dead ones on "it's a small world"

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean 2 роки тому +20

      Whew, thank God I was an ugly kid. I made it out ok

  • @Plan-xb1hs
    @Plan-xb1hs 2 роки тому +457

    As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.

    • @DeagleGamesTV
      @DeagleGamesTV 2 роки тому +45

      should have paid entry explicitly with late 90's early 2000's mountain dew cans.

    • @augusth8895
      @augusth8895 2 роки тому +19

      Get the tickets online, they’re cheaper

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +12

      That section of operations is covered in the Advanced Topics Addendum.

    • @1piemanpie
      @1piemanpie 2 роки тому +14

      Clearly you've never been to a six flags park

    • @chrisfrommrbeast
      @chrisfrommrbeast 2 роки тому +5

      I once was going to go to Cedar Point, but then a small hurricane hit it on the day we were supposed to go. Haven't gone still.

  • @ThePuzzledboy
    @ThePuzzledboy 2 роки тому +89

    First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this.
    How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source?
    Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.

    • @Huggbees
      @Huggbees  2 роки тому +75

      Been watching YTP's for about 11 years now. They're in my blood.

    • @borby4584
      @borby4584 2 роки тому

      Which YTP is this referring to?

    • @ThePuzzledboy
      @ThePuzzledboy 2 роки тому +5

      @@borby4584 "Seeder Point" by DaThings.

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 2 роки тому +137

    The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.

    • @SpicyButterflyWings
      @SpicyButterflyWings 2 роки тому +24

      Like the video said, legally they have to allow it, but they don't have to agree or advocate for disabled people wanting to enjoy amusement parks.

    • @phsyco_gaming6262
      @phsyco_gaming6262 2 роки тому +1

      I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 2 роки тому

      @@phsyco_gaming6262 I can't tell if you're joking. My ex also has type 1 but she was perfectly capable of standing in line 🤣

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 2 роки тому +118

    Did you really get Kevin Perjurer to read that ending?
    You're legendary

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 2 роки тому +6

      I also had to double take...

    • @CMBlue
      @CMBlue Рік тому

      Shit was like a marvel post credits scene

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 2 роки тому +116

    Straight off the recording of a podcast episode, Andrew has created another banger.

    • @erismason3441
      @erismason3441 2 роки тому +1

      I think using the word "banger" draws the porn bots in faster.

  • @josephshindell4530
    @josephshindell4530 2 роки тому +16

    "On holidays up to 5 children lost is acceptable" killed me 😭

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 роки тому +44

    “You’re only getting older”
    Me: It hurts

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 2 роки тому +2

      the dead silence was what hurt the most.

  • @boxinajar3143
    @boxinajar3143 2 роки тому +57

    So smart to get the Perj to help with this project! Absolutely hilarious to hear him outside of Defunctland. Another smash hit!

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 роки тому +6

      exactly the funniest part is that my brain is hardwired to accept whatever he says as fact when it comes to theme parks so i kinda nodded along to it

  • @TehDPeh
    @TehDPeh 2 роки тому +29

    This might be about a specific park but totally reflects the same experience you’ll have at ANY Cedar Point property. Completely accurate.

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt 2 роки тому

      Up in ohio by Lake Erie there is a cedar point park called Cedar Point

  • @jim_is_missing
    @jim_is_missing 2 роки тому +24

    As someone that worked at cedar point, this is the exact training video I was showed when I started.
    It's very informative.

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent Рік тому

      i heard that they wiped employees’ memories after they left, but i guess that’s just a rumor

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 Рік тому

      How hard were the Barbagazis to deal with?

  • @clownfromclowntown
    @clownfromclowntown 2 роки тому +246

    Being from Ohio, I gotta say cedar point is the only thing keeping us from just embracing the corn fields and disappearing off this plane of existence

    • @MetanoiaMan
      @MetanoiaMan 2 роки тому +12

      Don't forget the abandoned factories!

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 роки тому +10

      @@MetanoiaMan we’re not all like Cleveland luckily

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 2 роки тому +7

      @@sml2k186 unfortunately I am from Cleveland

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 2 роки тому +6

      @@sml2k186 y’all are probably just like corn, void, and Cleveland

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 2 роки тому +3

      What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁
      I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @redbeard716
    @redbeard716 2 роки тому +14

    Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!!
    *shakes fist /throws out back*

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 2 роки тому +134

    I've been to Cedar Point, this is exactly what happens, I remember how much fear I could sense in the employees

  • @tabby5228
    @tabby5228 2 роки тому +31

    Man, this takes me back. Worked there years ago, and it all feels too recent. Especially the invasion.

  • @sjk5326
    @sjk5326 2 роки тому +36

    As someone who actually is a ride operator, I wish this is what our training was like

  • @marcosfern777
    @marcosfern777 2 роки тому +50

    The “grandma will live another year, probably” implies that they keep you there as a park empty for a whole year

  • @yabattler
    @yabattler 2 роки тому +70

    As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.

  • @snapkickUUUU
    @snapkickUUUU 2 роки тому +18

    It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.

  • @samsonk2077
    @samsonk2077 2 роки тому +138

    9:36
    In order to refill the fire extinguisher, would you use a refilling machine or just a regular filling machine?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +15

      Dont you fucking talk about refilling machines, we all signed a pact and I expect you to hold to it

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 роки тому +19

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 the pact was broken 20 years ago after the filling machine wars kicked off

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +11

      @@sml2k186 Just because some people choose not to be patriots because of a little skirmish doesnt mean I do. These colors dont run

    • @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom
      @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom 2 роки тому +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Lol I'm sorry... WHAT?
      I feel like I'm missing out on some lore here...

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 Рік тому +2

      @@BillyWitchDoctorDotCom they’re talking about the filling machine wars

  • @TheScienceNerd100
    @TheScienceNerd100 2 роки тому +26

    As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.

  • @iana1641
    @iana1641 2 роки тому +21

    Defunctland will turn a sane man into a themepark nutter. I will never be the same.

  • @Kurtikai69
    @Kurtikai69 2 роки тому +4

    2:22 favourite quote of the video

  • @simonwaffleman
    @simonwaffleman 2 роки тому +11

    I didn't read the description before playing. Love the inclusion of Defunctland.
    Caught me off guard and laughed my ass off.

  • @zaneworldslayer
    @zaneworldslayer 2 роки тому +10

    I think one of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is how dense the jokes are packed in to the whole video.

  • @TaiZidek
    @TaiZidek 2 роки тому +9

    Hearing Kevin's voice made me so happy! Defunctland is one of my favorite channels!

  • @gavind351
    @gavind351 2 роки тому +27

    I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"

  • @Saavedra765
    @Saavedra765 2 роки тому +8

    Man you just got off of doing the official podcast now UA-cam this is great

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 2 роки тому +3

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 gay

  • @lucid2957
    @lucid2957 2 роки тому +80

    Your videos really do genuinely make my day better(or at least that hour of the day). I don't know how one person can be so funny.

  • @tescomealdeal9901
    @tescomealdeal9901 2 роки тому +15

    Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point

  • @fredrickseiler4492
    @fredrickseiler4492 2 роки тому +5

    Cedar Point is actually a super fucking cool amusement park. This is great.

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord 2 роки тому +5

    "None of the rides have a girth limit, excluding your mother"
    That might have been the most naturally-placed roast of all time what

  • @31704
    @31704 2 роки тому +13

    "World ending corn dogs" made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 роки тому +6

    2:08 Depends on the popstar in question.

  • @shifty913
    @shifty913 2 роки тому +4

    I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"

  • @50shadesofu80
    @50shadesofu80 2 роки тому +4

    5:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just pissed someone's pants

  • @Ravi_34
    @Ravi_34 2 роки тому +7

    You are a legend, I love Kevin and his content! One of the best videos you’ve made so far.

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband 2 роки тому +7

    Can confirm that Worlds Of Fun is doing just fine and gearing up for another season of avoiding lawsuits.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 Рік тому

      My dad was able to buy his first car because he split his head open on the Timber Wolf.

  • @x_dexie1991
    @x_dexie1991 2 роки тому +27

    Directions unclear, where do we hide the kids when they stop breathing so we don't get another lawsuit?

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite 2 роки тому +8

      Where do you think ride grease comes from?

    • @x_dexie1991
      @x_dexie1991 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it came from the cats and dogs we confiscate at the gate

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 роки тому +1

      @@x_dexie1991 I thought that's what the fake dogs were made from? I need to re-watch the training video now.

    • @mrwoodchuck94
      @mrwoodchuck94 2 роки тому +2

      In the trash compactor

  • @calla6141
    @calla6141 2 роки тому +12

    As a Michigander that works at Cedar Point I can say that this video is 100% true

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 2 роки тому +7

    These two guys are great, especially Dickkinsel, though he does sound like he would talk to me about FastPasses

  • @sonarium3542
    @sonarium3542 2 роки тому +4

    10:30
    *it really is lonely out here in the mid-west*
    -Someone that lives in Southeast Indiana

  • @PSroka
    @PSroka 2 роки тому +9

    please more of this, it was perfect ♥️

  • @RedxCarmine
    @RedxCarmine 2 роки тому +46

    I loved Cedar Point as a kid. Can confirm all of this is true. The cocaine really did wear off!

  • @molestingfood
    @molestingfood 2 роки тому +5

    i had to watch this very video for work once, so its hilarious seeing this more comical rendition 10/10

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 2 роки тому +4

    As someone who worked for cedar fair, I can confirm this is the crazy shit we’ve had to see while working

  • @LegendaryKazooMann1936
    @LegendaryKazooMann1936 Рік тому

    I love this so much!!
    Currently working at a job at an amusement park and I'll have to share this with some of my co workers :)

  • @badatgaming
    @badatgaming 2 роки тому +2

    I love this. I wish I could smuggle the Knott's Berry Farm training videos out for you.

  • @PaulyPop
    @PaulyPop 2 роки тому +10

    I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10
    It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school
    Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency.
    Feel free treat this comment as a AMA

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt 2 роки тому +2

      How do i breathe

    • @am_chicken
      @am_chicken 2 роки тому

      They ever ask you to hide stuff from health inspectors or anything like that?
      Or hiding less than ideal/safe things from the customers?

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy 2 роки тому +4

    These training videos are hilarious!!!! More please!

  • @Hallwo_333
    @Hallwo_333 2 роки тому +1

    DUDE I can't believe you got Defunctland on this, these videos just keep getting better

  • @SethWistful
    @SethWistful 2 роки тому

    Your editing is so subtle and gentle, it's part of the secret sauce to make me laugh my butt off

  • @reeloriginal3359
    @reeloriginal3359 2 роки тому +4

    I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.

  • @upside-downsmore9437
    @upside-downsmore9437 2 роки тому +3

    the ride girth limit joke has multiple layers lmao

  • @villainouschance3182
    @villainouschance3182 2 роки тому +2

    The defunctland cameo was unexpected to be sure but amazing

  • @NailTransGayming
    @NailTransGayming 2 роки тому +1

    The surprise defunctland cameo had me screaming. Top tier content as always.

  • @MotJ949
    @MotJ949 2 роки тому +4

    I feel like this is the era of “America’s Roller Coast, celebrating 125 years of cheap thrills”

  • @cameronlowery3424
    @cameronlowery3424 2 роки тому +6

    Bruno Mars 4:54

  • @anthonyhalstead6854
    @anthonyhalstead6854 2 роки тому

    My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.

  • @zorin79
    @zorin79 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful video and quite a treat to hear Mr. DEFUNCTLAND HIMSELF!

  • @SwellHell.
    @SwellHell. 2 роки тому +4

    “Desire the children” -Huggbees 2022

  • @ottoossy
    @ottoossy 2 роки тому +17

    as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream
    (i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)

  • @LeeDeeLee7
    @LeeDeeLee7 2 роки тому

    This is your best video yet! Keep up the great work! 👍

  • @stygian4029
    @stygian4029 2 роки тому +1

    I thought I’d never hear “cedar point” again after moving to california. This made me smile. So many good memories there

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 2 роки тому +4

    I feel like this was the employee briefing for action park.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 роки тому +3

    I had to hit pause several times to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @prodmvp
    @prodmvp Рік тому

    This will forever be my greatest introduction to a channel ever

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 роки тому +1

    I like how you can tell this is the most accurate one yet because of all the comments saying so

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 2 роки тому +3

    I just started working at Disney, now I'm jealous of Cedar Point

  • @GermiesCoasterYard
    @GermiesCoasterYard 2 роки тому +5

    As a Cedar Point employee, I can confirm this video to be accurate.

  • @lovaszaron3138
    @lovaszaron3138 2 роки тому

    First saw this in a DaThings1 YTP. She made it wild, yours make it like a horrible nightmare.
    Thank you for the laughs.

  • @icebrakertrotsky97
    @icebrakertrotsky97 2 роки тому

    Prolly one of the best of your recent projects

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 роки тому +9

    6:54 I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Alexes actually exist. I was an Alex.

  • @antisocial5721
    @antisocial5721 2 роки тому +27

    Are they trained to know the difference between a filling and rinsing machine?

  • @gibson9516
    @gibson9516 2 роки тому

    Love it!!! Growing up, I spent many great times at the park.

  • @mezmerizer0266
    @mezmerizer0266 2 роки тому

    We need much much more of a series like this. More specifically, employee training videos.

  • @lasaintebible4458
    @lasaintebible4458 2 роки тому +4

    5:35 Huggbees addicted to children

  • @FearMonarch
    @FearMonarch 2 роки тому +3

    Woooo Kevin! That shit made my day even more then gagging on a hit at “poopy juice”

  • @2002catmz
    @2002catmz Рік тому

    this was excellent! I hope you do more employee training videos

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 2 роки тому +2

    Definitely one of my favorite videos. Training videos from the 90s are always wacky

  • @joshdoesstuff763
    @joshdoesstuff763 2 роки тому +6

    At 0:40 he offered her flowers. She returned the favor by potentially paralyzing him?????

  • @jamiibear
    @jamiibear 2 роки тому +3

    As someone who works in an amusement park as a ride operator, I can say that these all are true.

  • @friendlybear4977
    @friendlybear4977 2 роки тому

    I love Kevin Purjurer's videos. What a collab!

  • @TMNT39
    @TMNT39 2 роки тому

    Alright this is definitely up there as one of my favorite overdubs you’ve done