These old training/promo videos are some of the most fun to edit. I'm excited to put this YTP up alongside Eccentric Severe Tumors, 80s Mercedes, and Pizza Dust (which you can watch here: vimeo.com/476638455 ) This winter's going to be rough on the ol' finances, so if you've got few bucks to spare it'll help keep me stable during the holidays, and keep me doing these videos on a regular basis. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
my favorite part of this video is that the announcer himself sounds deeply troubled by the gemini and insists nobody ride it. the junior gemini tho? freakin' sick
Also etymologically interesting Insulin got its name because the cells that produce it look like little peninsulas and islands (Islets of Langerhans). The insula hormone peninsula Idk I just found that kind of fun and silly lol
That "easy to torrent Seeder Point" joke was so clever that my pants became soaked and I found myself at Sinner Point in an overflowing restroom. Overall, this is amaz- err this is NOT FUNNY.
i feel like every YTP creator has their specific specialty, and yours to me is a mixture of repetition jokes and seamlessly blending words into each other like spoonerisms it makes for a unique experience and i love it
This one is a magnum opus but for me Dathings1 has unsurpassed joke construction. The perfect sentence mixing just serves the really brilliant setup and delivery in her humor
@@LilReaper1010 Her Twitter, her FAQ, her side channel... it's pretty much all over the place. Although I guess if her YTPs are her only content you see, there's not much to go off of.
When I went to Seeder Point, I was disappointed that this theme park didn't have the Steam Powered Ferrets playing, but I ended up staying anyway for the water entertainment and bribery. My entire family was killed on The Gemini, but luckily I rode the Junior Gemini and escaped with only being turned on. I'll never go back again, 9.6/10
As a resident of Cledo, I can confirm that Seeder Point has all the thrills to soak my pants and that the Gemini is truly a disaster. (Also RIP Disaster Transport and Demon Drop, I was one of the few who liked those rides when they were still around.)
1:17 "The real Gemini is too scary. Like it was literally built by a demon. The Gemini will really make you feel out of control." ... "But the six-mile-per-hour Junior Gemini is the coolest roller coaster!" My ribs.
As someone who spent a lot of summers at CP over the years, this was a delight to see get pooped. Although the joke about it being so expensive is a bit too real these days. :( I miss the steam powered dolphins too.
"It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name!" is such a sublime joke. It takes a half second to register, but by then the video's already launched into the next gag. Absolutely classic stuff.
Holy shit, I can't get over how incredible your scripting and execution is for these videos. I don't know how you come up with so many good jokes out of completely dry training videos, but you've nailed it yet again.
This has the makings of a creepypasta tbh. Don't get distracted by Orbee. Do not speak or comment about The Incident. Avoid safety and stay away from the guests; they will be safe, don't think about it.
I'm glad that Seeder Park has so many steam powered animals. Now i can enjoy the steampunk theme in real life at last. Thank you for catering to such a niche group of people like myself :)
This is absolutely perfect! I’ve been on a roller-coaster accident history binge for the past week, especially watching videos from the channel Fascinating Horror, and this YTP is essentially the opposite end of the spectrum made up of shits and giggles. Thank you DaThings for bringing balance to my world.
"The real gemini is too scary, like it was literally built by a demon." Holy shit, where did you splice the words? That sounds so clean like he really said it, lol.
Living near Detroit, the Insulin Peninsula was always the place to go when I was a kid!! I always loved how the employees stayed away from me no matter how injured I was, except when they were threatening me. Ellie this is one of your best!
I feel like I always have to watch these twice: Once with captions off so I can get the basic experience, and again with captains on so I can catch jokes I missed the first time
I’ve visited Seeder Point on multiple occasions and this is all super accurate. The $364,000 fee was a bit steep, but it was worth it for the 360 no scoping fun. We happily ended up with no shirt or shoes.
I know right? Where else can you watch steam-powered dolphins, ride rollercoasters literally built by a demon & watch Manimals on IMAX screens half the size of a football? Truly an unparalleled leisure experience!
I don't know why this stands out to me, but the text on the General Guidelines slide looks so legitimate in terms of visual quality. I wouldn't be able to tell it from the real thing.
"Do not be distracted by the orb" *Shows orb* "Do not discuss the incident or make statements to anyone." Damn I didn't know Seeder Point was a cover for the SCP foundation.
Okay, I have been rewatching this several times, and I have to say this is one of the funniest YTP's I've seen in a while, it's just about Noisepuppet quality. 9 points out of 10 seeders.
God, each thing you put out, there's just one joke that makes me minimize the screen and immediately give you a like. This time it was "Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked". Beautiful.
That "remember" at 4:27 is hilarious to me for some reason. Dathings had no need to, but she sentence mixed that word even though it's already in the source. That extra level of work is perfect
These old training/promo videos are some of the most fun to edit. I'm excited to put this YTP up alongside Eccentric Severe Tumors, 80s Mercedes, and Pizza Dust (which you can watch here: vimeo.com/476638455 )
This winter's going to be rough on the ol' finances, so if you've got few bucks to spare it'll help keep me stable during the holidays, and keep me doing these videos on a regular basis. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
Always bribe children please remember
80s Mercedes and Severe Eccentric Tumors are unequivocal Hallmarks if YTP standards
I've been waiting so long for Manimal to screen on Imax. You've just made my day ❤
Could you make a YTP from some DnD sessions like Critical role or Dimension 20?
You should check out the Jasper Mall documentary. I feel like it is a treasure trove of good poop material.
“Enormous screen, half the size of a football.”
-People when the first TVs were made
That's close to two soccer balls!
- people today with their phones
"Water. Earth. Fire, and Air
Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked"
It's so simple. I love it
It has all the elements of a good joke.
I knew it was coming, but I i still lost it there.
That makes way more sense I thought “Earth” was “Birth”
I was waiting for fucking captain planet to show up right there.
5:14 - 5:22
"It's easy to to torrent the park, true to it's name. But if you plan on doing it, my .44 magnum is inescapable."
I'm absolutely dying
So so funny in his dry voice... laughed till I cried and rewound four times. It's the good stuff.
Time to be scared
*flicks cylinder closed*
Time to be scared. Start running.
*cocks hammer*
I guess his .44 magnum really was inescapable then, huh.
@@bling__brute6048 Play it back and you'll see he's standing on the rollercoaster tracks, there's nowhere you can run
"the real gemini is too scary. Like it was literally built by a demon."
my favorite part of this video is that the announcer himself sounds deeply troubled by the gemini and insists nobody ride it. the junior gemini tho? freakin' sick
Like it was built by an actual demon.
he knows from experience what its like to be taken to the top, then hurt
This is not funny. This is serious.
@@Tirgo69 Disgusting.
@@TheGreatsagegoku Like Orby
“So many children think, but that doesn’t make them people.”
That was the first time I’ve laughed out loud in a while. Thanks.
When you think but you aren't
& so many ppl are children
Its funny because its true
It had my sides in pain XD
4:11 - 4:14
"You can emulate Seeder Point, but if you do, my .44 Magnum is inescapable!" -Nintendo
Emulate it on (steam powered) Dolphin
2:53 - 3:02
Time to be scared
I don’t know if “.44 Magnum” is referring to his weapon or his dick, and I’m afraid to ask which
insulin peninsula is a fantastic bit of sentence mixing
And that's a pretty realistic price on insulin
Clentence mixing?
Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked
360 no scoping fun
Also etymologically interesting
Insulin got its name because the cells that produce it look like little peninsulas and islands (Islets of Langerhans).
The insula hormone peninsula
Idk I just found that kind of fun and silly lol
That "easy to torrent Seeder Point" joke was so clever that my pants became soaked and I found myself at Sinner Point in an overflowing restroom. Overall, this is amaz- err this is NOT FUNNY.
🤣uhh oops I TOTALLY MEAN😑 pppoker face
Be careful. If you torrent Seeder Point, you'll be shot by his inescapable .44 Magnum
It's not "Seeder Point joke" funny, that's for sure.
This is serious. Disgusting.
Guaranteed to get you off
“You’re taken to the top, then hurt”
What a fantastic ride.
Romantic relationships be like
@@TheMeanMongoose painfully true
Wooden roller coasters be like
*_Spy Kids 2_** flashbacks*
There's something so ominous about that
the goddamn "steam powered dolphin" emulator joke was so unexpected
it's what's in ohio
With Dolphin releasing soon on Steam, that joke is also very silly for very different reasons nowadays.
@@camwoodstockToo soon...
I had to replay the video to see the title again.
"Authorized Bone Choir"
Finally... bone removal *with* approval
they had a great collab with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
so i don't have to look up anyone's name and address on the google now? sign me up
"It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name"
Dathings you've done it again, that was the greatest joke setup in Ohio
"But if you plan to do it, my .44 magnum is inescapable!"
I liked the visual gag of the Steam Powered Dolphin emulator, myself.
"Join in the fun"
"Time to get away"
"Join in the fun"
"You can _get away"_
"Join in the fun"
"Everybody *_get away"_*
There's no need to get nasty about it.
This is not funny
"crowd cheers, but takes it back" is probably my favorite subtitle ever
I can't choose my favorite part! "you're taken to the top, then hurt" "it's easy to torrent the park" "stupid lady" all had me dying 🤣
true to its name :)
"Taken to the top, then hurt" is actually a fair description of Magnum XL-200 or Rougarou.
@@BlotRorschach or the former Mean Streak
I think the Stupid Lady was in the original as one of the Don'ts 😭😭
as someone who works at cedar point and lives near it, this is exactly what working at it feels like on the inside. thank you for capturing that.
How much do guests typically get in bribes nowadays?
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere guests only get threats ]:< bribes are for kids™
Do you use the appropriate hand signals when dealing with Nazis?
I’m jealous. I want to ride a slide and take an amusing voyage to Ohio!
I, too, work at Cedar Point, and I can confirm that this is exactly how it feels to work inside the park.
"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people." 😂
Thats deep 😮🤔
abusive parents be like 🙃
Always Bribe Children Please Remember
This is not funny
As an Ohioan, “the ancestors needed skyline to survive” felt like a personal attack.
0:20 "It cost $364,000 to visit the Insulin Peninsula for less than 2 seconds".
Damn. The Fyre Festival be proud.
Lmaooo
oof
Fucking insulin prices in the US...
only other time you'll pay that much for insulin is american healthcare
@@GBart That's why I'm trying to keep my pancreas in good shape.
5:40
“After working a few weeks, you’ll develop trauma”
Working in Retail or Fast Food be like:
"After working a few weeks, you'll receive trauma" yeah that sounds about right
If you've received personal trauma, repair yourself. Never rely upon any adult. Do not talk about it to any friends.
Pretty much what the military told me also
i feel like every YTP creator has their specific specialty, and yours to me is a mixture of repetition jokes and seamlessly blending words into each other like spoonerisms
it makes for a unique experience and i love it
This one is a magnum opus but for me Dathings1 has unsurpassed joke construction. The perfect sentence mixing just serves the really brilliant setup and delivery in her humor
Cern and concourtesy
I like that she doesn't have to rely on making people say naughty words to bring the funny. Not a lot of people can resist that urge.
@@ThirdDeadPresident wow, da things is a girl?! How do u know?
@@LilReaper1010 Her Twitter, her FAQ, her side channel... it's pretty much all over the place. Although I guess if her YTPs are her only content you see, there's not much to go off of.
When I went to Seeder Point, I was disappointed that this theme park didn't have the Steam Powered Ferrets playing, but I ended up staying anyway for the water entertainment and bribery. My entire family was killed on The Gemini, but luckily I rode the Junior Gemini and escaped with only being turned on.
I'll never go back again, 9.6/10
I am fucking crying
"from mild to wild"
The amount of self control necessary to NOT turn that into "from miim to wioiw" was astonishing
"So many children think, but that doesn't make them people"
Big insights from Guideline Man (Guideliman)
'GARAUNTEED TO GET YOU OFF'
sounds like a big bell's hells cars line
"BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN. THIEVES. IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHER-F-KR, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULL-💩. *GUARANTEED!*
I love the emulation joke and the "My .44 Magnum is inescapable" part that follows, it's just plain genius.
Only the Avatar, master of all four extinguishers, could stop them.
Are you a rad enough park employee to master all 4 safety extinguishers?
But when the world needed them most, they were fired due to not offering enough bribes to customers.
As a resident of Cledo, I can confirm that Seeder Point has all the thrills to soak my pants and that the Gemini is truly a disaster.
(Also RIP Disaster Transport and Demon Drop, I was one of the few who liked those rides when they were still around.)
Demon Drop wasn't demolished, but relocated to Dorney Park. Probably my favorite drop tower.
RIP Disaster Transport
disaster transport my beloved
I like Ohio. I know a lot of people don't but I'd move there. It seems to have a lot to do.
1:17
"The real Gemini is too scary. Like it was literally built by a demon. The Gemini will really make you feel out of control."
...
"But the six-mile-per-hour Junior Gemini is the coolest roller coaster!"
My ribs.
Rollercoaster tycoon be like..
@@MrG-zn6ghGemini 1 looks too intense for me...
I liked when I heard 'liberally' instead like the demon spared no expenses when he was making it 😂
As an ex cedar point worker, this is entirely true. Especially the "you'll develop trauma," I wish I was joking
You did Authorized Bone Choirs?
“So many children think, but this doesn’t make them people.”
I remember my first full-service corkscrew. Honestly, I had to throw those pants out. There was just no saving them.
Beautifeautiful, I can wait to visit the park and get hurt!
"You're taken to the top, then hurt."
I like that it doesn't go into detail. All you know is there's gonna be pain.
It's all about the anticipation.
5:19 This one shot zooming in on the fire extinguisher is one of the funniest parts of the video for me and it's not even one of the jokes
"But if you try to do it, my .44 magnum is i escapable!"
Literally shaking and crying rn
I thought the ABC method for first aid was:
A
Bone
Coming out of the skin is very bad
That happened to me once.
Oof I'm sorry to hear that@@VeneficaDelirium
The transition from the narrator threatening you to "JOIN IN THE FUN!" at 3:02 is absolute gold.
Riots in a nutshell
"Time to get away!"
there were so many jokes that I wasn't prepared for, had me crying the whole time
8 seconds in and you've already replaced the word "Cleveland" in my daily vernacular with "Toleveland"/"Cledo" and I live there, congratulations.
“Stay away from guests, no matter how injured. You don’t understand.” Why does that sound so threating
As someone who spent a lot of summers at CP over the years, this was a delight to see get pooped. Although the joke about it being so expensive is a bit too real these days. :( I miss the steam powered dolphins too.
I love how confused the music sounds during the sentence mixing
that is always something I focus on too, especially during the sped-up and slowed-down bits
"It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name!" is such a sublime joke. It takes a half second to register, but by then the video's already launched into the next gag. Absolutely classic stuff.
Holy smokes, I gotta see Manimal on a huge screen half the size of a football
That's close to two soccer fields!
bananimal...lal
Soviet TV be like:
“So many children think, but this doesn’t make them people.” Amen to that.
It's amazing what a deep dark place a YTP can pull a person out of.
Holy shit, I can't get over how incredible your scripting and execution is for these videos. I don't know how you come up with so many good jokes out of completely dry training videos, but you've nailed it yet again.
Any content with clear annunciation from the 80s is like crack to a YTPer.
This has the makings of a creepypasta tbh. Don't get distracted by Orbee. Do not speak or comment about The Incident. Avoid safety and stay away from the guests; they will be safe, don't think about it.
Theory: Orbee Created the Gemini
Did "The Incident" involve Orbee?
"You're taken to the top... then HURT"
@@gavinisdie Like it was literally built by a demon
Abandoned by Orbee
I'm glad that Seeder Park has so many steam powered animals. Now i can enjoy the steampunk theme in real life at last. Thank you for catering to such a niche group of people like myself :)
This is absolutely perfect!
I’ve been on a roller-coaster accident history binge for the past week, especially watching videos from the channel Fascinating Horror, and this YTP is essentially the opposite end of the spectrum made up of shits and giggles.
Thank you DaThings for bringing balance to my world.
Oh noes, a Fascinating Horror YTP.
@@dunbrine47 Holy shit this would be so morbid and yet so amazing
@@Wheelman2004 Beverley Hills Sus Club.
0:54
"Time to rub-a-dub my stub!"
I died here
"The real gemini is too scary, like it was literally built by a demon." Holy shit, where did you splice the words? That sounds so clean like he really said it, lol.
"don't think about it"
someone below mentioned an attraction called "Demon Drop" so that's probably where she got it from
Finally, the ideal way to watch Manimal
One of these days I'll learn not to drink coffee during these... That old hotel filled with farts just about got me
The steam-powered gag had me going to begin with, but the Steam-Powered Dolphin 5.0 really had me laughing. Great stuff.
"Sir, I pulled you over because it appears you have an unauthorized bone choir. I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your vehicle."
It's the "steam powered" everything for me
Living near Detroit, the Insulin Peninsula was always the place to go when I was a kid!!
I always loved how the employees stayed away from me no matter how injured I was, except when they were threatening me.
Ellie this is one of your best!
"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people"
-Safety Man ™️
2:53 - "You can emulate Seeder Point." {insert Michael Rosen's lipsmack-NOICE clip here}
The little edit on the “remember” at 4:27 really cracked me up!
callback to the Flowolf vid :)
1:10 that "freakin' sick" sentence mix got me
This could very easily be one of the best YTPs out there.
I feel like I always have to watch these twice: Once with captions off so I can get the basic experience, and again with captains on so I can catch jokes I missed the first time
1:53 Steam powered giraffe SLAPS!
Music to my ears.
Can I just say that that piracy joke was exceptionally clever? Fantastic as always.
I’ve visited Seeder Point on multiple occasions and this is all super accurate. The $364,000 fee was a bit steep, but it was worth it for the 360 no scoping fun. We happily ended up with no shirt or shoes.
I know right? Where else can you watch steam-powered dolphins, ride rollercoasters literally built by a demon & watch Manimals on IMAX screens half the size of a football? Truly an unparalleled leisure experience!
You actually paid the fee? I just emulated it lol. It's so easy to torrent after all.
Did it get you off?
Upon entering the park, many of our guests want to leave the park. We don't want our guests. Remove them as soon as your work is done.
Could you come back in a half an hour?
This had me in stitches from start to finish, as has been tradition with these videos, at this point.
"The goal, of course, is to have no shirt, or shoes"
Ah yes, being naked is wonderful
2:41 The Hotel Breakers is a building filled with Old Farts 😂
"Your taken to the top and then hurt" I can't watch this at night I'm not stop laughing
I don't know why this stands out to me, but the text on the General Guidelines slide looks so legitimate in terms of visual quality. I wouldn't be able to tell it from the real thing.
"There will be house keeping duties. These could be as small as wiping DOODY off seats."
Gold.
"Do not be distracted by the orb" *Shows orb* "Do not discuss the incident or make statements to anyone."
Damn I didn't know Seeder Point was a cover for the SCP foundation.
Orby is Keter
Seeder Containment Point
Steam-Powered Dolphin Emulator got me rolling. Like dude you have absolutely nailed the art of slipping in puns you weren't expecting
3:18 "delicious gays"
Okay, I have been rewatching this several times, and I have to say this is one of the funniest YTP's I've seen in a while, it's just about Noisepuppet quality.
9 points out of 10 seeders.
You're taken to the top and hurt!
Live food!
But this doesn't make them people!
Always killing it, best ytp creator
"This is serious, this is not funny, disgusting" is gonna be used in my daily slang
This is a better ad for the park than the actual marketing video
I never would have expected a major YTP about Cedar Point, this is a pleasant surprise!
The 'Avatar' intro breakdown was on-POINT and a refreshing bit of lunacy, never trust a fire extinguisher 🧯
Avatar is not a real anime
5:14 - 5:22
"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people."
why does that sound so ominous
Your ytp's are always amazing, this one had me laughing from the first few seconds xD
Saame. I had to pause twice XD
5:01 legit threw me for a fucking loop and made me convinced I stumbled upon one of those analog horror videos
2:40 "the hotel breakers is a building filled with old farts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:40
“After working a few weeks, you’ll develop *trauma.* If you’ve received personal *trauma,* repair yourself.” KILLED me
2:23 "[...]take you and Yurf[...]" IT'S YURF!!!
I’m a coaster enthusiast and Cedar Point is my favorite theme park. This is absolutely perfect. You’ve earned my respect.
It's nice to know that Yurf is still with us.
honestly the parts with orbee, the incident and the gemini feel like something from a theme park-based analog horror.
God, each thing you put out, there's just one joke that makes me minimize the screen and immediately give you a like. This time it was "Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked". Beautiful.
That "remember" at 4:27 is hilarious to me for some reason. Dathings had no need to, but she sentence mixed that word even though it's already in the source. That extra level of work is perfect
"but if you do, my 44 Magnum is inescapable" bruh
2:54 “Steam Powered Dolphin” i’m losing it
This is brilliantly executed. You’ve pulled off a masterwork once again.