Cats Angry Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex suffer through Cats because you guys forced us to, our VERY ANGRY REVIEW from this hellish surreal nightmare!
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I don’t know why everyone is so angry about this movie. This is honestly the best horror movie I have ever seen.
If it was a horror movie then it would win an Oscar.
Rainbow Man Absolutely!
Not gonna lie he had us in the first half
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
I'm not sure which is more sad. The fact that this comment is literally copy/pasted onto every Cats video since July or the fact that idiots keep laughing at it.
Sending Joe to terrible movies is going to be a thing now for sure.
So long as he can save us money it will be.
Edit: Come to think of it we already use him to save our money with our video games. Movies aren't too far off.
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
Make AngryJoe Angry Again
This is his punishment for last Jedi and rise of skywalker
It's been a thing I thought just let him watch it and save dinero 😎
Seriously, Elba talked shit about Thor making him feel humiliated during filming, but saw what he was in for with this and signed off on it? It’s not like he’s a starving actor, he’s pretty in demand, how did that happen?
To be fair so is Gandalf and he's Gandalf. And other celebrities who really don't need this, I bet they are being paid ALOT.
Maybe he just really liked Cats on Broadway and thought this was a great idea
Why would he feel humiliated about thor? I think his character is friggin sick lol. Was his portrayal of that character not well liked or something?
@@generalgrievous9947 It’s not about the reception of his portrayal, it’s about the circumstances of hanging from harnesses and stuff like that, apparently he wasn’t a fan.
@@alexman378 ohhh okay I gotcha. That makes sense but yea it makes me agree with your original comment even MORE than i already did lol
He's a cat not a dog
He's a cat not a dog
He's a cat not a dog
Bugadas Transcendentais the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joe’s sanity has been destroyed, the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joes sanity has been destroyed, the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joe’s sanity has been destroyed.
He's a man not a god
Come on, comrade!
C'mon tomcat! He's a cat, not a dog!
Jooooohn!
“If Dante had seen Cats, he would have included a 10th circle of Hell.”
-Chris Stuckmann
God i love that man.
@@TheNerdypony Samuel and the person who said the quote were correct. Dante Alighieri said "circles of hell" in his work, and he is the one who wrote Dante's Inferno.
Even i kinda dislike chris due to him sucking RLM PP back in the day, he still an ok reviewer
@@chenchen6150 Not only that but he's so crazy now he likes Last Jedi, he doesn't think it was total trash? I knew it was time to unsub after that
@@lazerpancake he's unintentionally hilarious 😂 chris is best movie reviewer
Think about this, someone wasted millions doing this, I can’t think of anything else but money laundering
I mean there are better ways..
@LouieHl4d2 or property, I mean come on
🤣🤣🤣
At some point during money laundering you would want to get a large portion of your money back freshly laundered. Not gonna happen in this case...
The CEO of universal should be fired haha
This movie was thought of. Someone thought to turn it into a movie. It was produced. It was written. It was shot, acted, and directed by Hollywood. It was advertised and shown in theaters. Think of all of the money, time, and effort that went into this. That happened.
I could see bunch of people to think it would work and I think that by ultimate combo of writers, director etc it could have been something more. After it is decided it is made, I can so easily see bunch of people reading through the musical and the things happening in it and just trying to write it into movie. After director gets the script, I could see it trying to make it happen and because its bunch of green screen and cgi, it might have looked fine there. Some miss casts and problems with script. When they started edit it, thats the moment shit hit the fan. They must have known cgi is pure crap, plot doesn't work or is non existing etc. At that moment they want to cash it out as much as possible and just move on. Im surprised that they rerelease it
Money laundering
The only cats I want to see is thundercats
95 Million $
Justified Corn, yet Seinfeld ... a show about nothing is legendary.
This movie epitomizes the phrase: “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”
I respect you guys for watching this movie so that we don't have to.
The heroes we need, but not the heroes we deserve...
I gotta go cleanse myself by watching the musical
Poor bastards.
You didn't have to watch it anyways but k
Plot Twist: I want to see it now because of how bad it is.
It's funny to see you guys seriously critique the movie while wearing cat ears and makeup whiskers.
They're more catlike than the cast.
Better than horrific CGI that is nightmare fuel.
It's not funny. It's FURRY
They look very f**king hilarious....
Try watching double toasted review.
I went by myself.... alone..... and watched cats and then Star Wars straight after. That was a depressing and strange day. It’s honestly the maddest film but somehow boring and dull too
Yikes.
That sounds like a horrible day.
Hopefully you woke up from that nightmare.
I feel like I need to do that too now lol
Wofo Woof it’s defo an experience guys haha if you want a good depressing outlet then go for it 👍🏻
Id probably have a better experience shitting on the toilet
Havent seen either yet, guess i'll just wait and pirate it
The best lovecraftian horror film of the decade. Cats
Lovecraftian? Not without Yog-Sothoth, it isn't. Lol.
@@samieltheinfamous You clearly haven't read much Lovecraft, brother
@@JamesV1 Just finished The Mound the other day. Wasn't picking on Mr. Bozich's post, just making a joke.
James I would’ve thought the same as you if he would’ve said Cthulhu instead of Yog-Sothoth
May the Cats of Ulthar bless and keep you.
Joe: “why did they never make a sequel called dogs?”
Alex:”maybe they ran out of cocaine.” Lol
@29:47
The age rating is too low. Here in the UK its rated U so anyone above 4 can see this horror.
That just ain’t right.
It's horror and wierdly sexual...most of the character look horny in this movie
Wait what, I thought it was a PG. XD
This was a horror film right?
Lt. Colonel Degurechaff it better be
I thought it was Furry porn.
doubleP No
Yes
No. It’s a Broadway musical.
Which is worst is debatable.
Cats don’t dance is a better musical
Don’t you dare compare this to that classic movie 😤
@@ChasingLions_ I second that statement.
@@citizenterra3589 i third it!
that was one of my favorite animated movies as a kid growing up in the 90s
yes ;3
Rebel Wilson is Garfield in the movie. WTF
shes a rebel to the diet programs
This movie was supposed to be PG, but Rebel Wilson happened
sometimes i want movies to be awful so we get reviews like this lol
mathan mole I feel like the director/producers were just total pervs
Check out Andre the Black Nerd's spoiler review. Hilarious!
Lol dont you worry, Hollywood has got us covered. And even Bollywood over in India has some pretty amazingly funny shit...
With games it’s even better. Then we get skits.
Black Christmas: The worst movie widely released in December
Cats: Hold my milk
Cats is what i see during my sleep paralysis
I'm jealous. I'd much rather see those cats than what I see during my sleep paralysis.
@@PchanStitch Oh yeah. I don't even see stuff per se, more of a visceral feeling of entrapment can't get out of. No movie will ever replicate this even the uncanny valley CGI
DrViperVideos just do NOT go see it on shrooms.
Imagine being sucked off by a load of cats
@@whoisgoobafish9623 That's part of my evening sleep ritual, get on my level bruh.
The Witcher review please !!! pretty please
Sansern R. Oh that’d be good
They're working on it
Yeah, I loved the first three episodes. Especially the first and the third. But then it turned batshit crazy and unintentionally hilarious!
After episode one every other episode is a skip fire 🔥. Video game movies/shows never works on live action
@@virtualwarp hmm that's odd, I heard it gets good at the 4th episode
So this is basically the most expensive fetish film ever made.
The "cat man video" in the benning was in a brazillian tv show. You can find if you digit "faustao gato 30".
You're welcome
Why..... just WHY??
That Fat fuck
Hahahaha eita Faustão... Se vira nos 30 hahahaha
Não esperava ver referências brasileiras aqui XD kkk
Oloco bicho, olha essa fera ai meu
how did they survive this movie? haha
*meowvie
snacks and beer probably
Just alot of beer ALOT OF IT
He's a man not a god! No man should ever be subjected to such horrors!
For you, watching this is suicidal.
For Joe it's just another day in the office.
I love cats but this movie is a *BIG* no no
I mean, putting James "I'M LOUD SO IT'S FUNNY" Cordon it it didn't do them any favours either.
The last funny person on Earth was Chris Farley. Everyone else just does exactly what you said.
@@alienhybrid7891 I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
That was pretty loud. I like Farley though so it's okay.
@@SeaWeird Loud and funny is different from being loud TO be funny. Chris was loud and funny.
I think all three of you should go see Cats 2.0 and then do a comparison between the two.
Doo it!
@@smileygladhands they said in the video that the movie would be re-released but with fixed CGI and all that
It's more like Cats 1.05b
This must be how Guts felt when he was forced to watch the Eclipse.
Eclipse is a masterpiece compared to cats 😅
Ouch
@@TheGiraffenGirl Gaston: "At least after witnessing the eclipse...i had the mercy of dying.I can't say the same after watching this travesty."
Where is Thanos when we need him most...maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all. Should have aimed for the head of this director.
People saying this is furries fault but even they're terrified by these designs.
2:23-3:10 & 4:33-4:54 & 5:47-6:05 & 10:21-11:24 & 21:56-30:15 *AJ/Crew had me dying.* 😂
*ALSO WTF IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS ALREADY SINCE CATS!?*
AJ: Is this what you want?!
Me: 🤣😂
Covid fr deleted 2 years from our lives
I'm here as well since I still remember how funny this review is but also how awful the movie was
Of course Alex was excited for this movie. It’s all coming together.
johnny bravo Alex is what certain people call a “Bear”
Alejandro Mavarez oh no, leave the angry joe show out of that, nooo
Note to self; cats maybe be goblins. Must investigate.
Dog could be Gremlins too......
Rorschach's journal, December 24th 2019
Do it, Slay them, for God's sake
Souka
Cegesh woosh
Thank you brave soldiers for watching this for us so we don't have to.
I gotta go cleanse myself by watching the musical
I’ve never seen Alex smile so much and it’s making me smile uncontrollably XD
Joe: Is ThIS WhAt yOu WaNt YoUtUbE CoMmEnTs?
Me: yes and more.
"Toss your coin to your Witcher , O...Valley of plenty" - This is a better musical to review!
Should have declared Exterminatus on any Theater playing this unholy abomination. Any price is acceptable to stem the tide of such corruption.
Hehe. Good meme
AS SOON AS I GOT A NOTIFICATION. *gets popcorn*
Mind if I have some? Gonna need some for this review lol.
@@debsreno911 i mean we can have popcorns for all of em. Popcorn's on me iguess
UYES I have been looking forward to the weirdness of this movie review
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
Gordy Skymop Joe is a little tipsy in this review lol
As someone who actually really likes the original musicla & the brodway stage, I have to say this; this movie is 100% garbage.
EvilRickMaster If cats is bad then I don’t want to be good!!
*watching Joe sensually swing his arms around*
Everyone as plankton: “....yes.....yes....YEEEEEESSSSSS!”
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-joe!
You can say, it was a cat-astrophe.....
I'll be on my way.
I thought it was more of a cataclysm
Awful.....but I still laughed!
It didn't cater to any audiences...
🐱
A cat-ass-trophy
This reminds me of Squidward when he does "interpretive dance". Just worse and with cats.
At least that was funny 😄
Holmes & Watson is way better than this.
That's illegal
@Gungey Entertainment And that's saying something, jeez
Cats is better than The Rise of Mary Sue though
Seeing my childhood getting destroyed is harder than watching this Pet Cemetery spinoff
Gerry Buckets I find Star Wars boring and find all their weapons looking like toys which I can’t take seriously.
That INTRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The looks on their faces at the beginning perfectly summarize this movie.
Joe give 1/10 ... Jeremy Jahns gave his new rating, "Cat shit". Not even gonna watch either on stream or piracy bluray rip.
The question is will anyone who actually see it go insane? I mean Joe seemed pretty off and Jeremy looked like he wanted to shoot himself while talking about it. Now I'm just thinking of the Scene from Billy Madison where the host berates Billy on his answer making everyone dumber... That is likely what Cats does if you view it. Kill a huge amount of braincells while you are fully aware of it happening...
I'm gonna get some beers and popcorn and watch it for lulz
Let's be real this film was always gonna be trash LOL
infinite potential It fulfilled its destiny
It has James Corden in it..Thats enough reason not to see it
He spits out a hair ball😂😂😂. I saw it today
I feel that way about anything that has Rebel Wilson.
Well he certainly plays the fat fuck persona well, which is what Bustopher Jones is.
Original movie 'Sanic' the Hedgehog, "I am the creepiest CGI character ever.."
EVERY CHARACTER IN "CATS", "We're heeeeeere…"
If this had been directed in the 60s by Andy Warhol, it might have worked. But, it wasn't and it didn't.
Warhol made movies... didn't know they. Or are you referring to his surrealism
@@rubberbandman3rd Warhol made a ton of films.
If they remade this movie, with only Joe re-enacting every scene, and no one else, just Joe playing every part. I'd watch that.
Other joe has never looked better
Better than his Zelda and CHUN Li cosplay?
Joe looks like the middle evolution from other Joe to Alex
Wind's howling, Joe...
Still Waiting For That Witcher Review Too ?
Hmm, medallion's humming.
Not even furries liked it...
Think about it....
Is it bad enough to lap back into good territory? I'm just thinking the only "redeemable" legacy this could have is a sort of Furry Rocky Horror...
Budget: $95,000,000 (estimated)
Gross USA: $6,619,870
Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $10,719,870
I can't believe it made 10 million worldwide!
Cats: $500,000,000
Notched Bandit: Noooooo
Me: hehehe
Wtf is that clip in the begining? Sexy deal or no deal??
I'm trying to find it as well but no luck :(
The Brazilian Catman guys Lmao
The whole movie summarized
Hellraiser.
So....... yes.
So Joe is into Brazilian memes... I love it
o loco meu.
Huehuehuehue brbrbrbrbrbrbr
Se vira nos 30. kkkkkk.
Cats is a lesbian dance theory movie.
Small minds
@@stephss?
Oh hooo ho
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh hooo ho
Hoooooooooooooooooooo
Oh hooo ho
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh hooo ho
Hoooooooooooooooooooo
...
everybody was
KUNG FU FIGHTIN!
Old joke guys
@@p.n__ Haaaaa!!!🤜
As a furry, I'm scared shitless, unnerved, unsettled, nearly broken and almost scarred
Same
This movie looks terrifying
LOL
Its not
Joe: “is this what you want?!” *Flailing*
Me: yes
This movie is a massive career suicide.
Definitely.
It's heartbreaking to see great people like Sir Ian Mckellen, Dame Judi Dench, Jennifer Hudson and Idris Elba embarrass themselves in a movie like this.
You know what's sad?... It was supposed to be Animated movie, and the pre-production of it looked SUPER interesting! but somehow they decided to make it into a Live Action instead..
Should've been 3d animated or at least mocap animation
@@tstchief7763 anything else besides live action would be great
Any link to that original pre production version!?
Because Disney suddenly decided to start putting a lot of remake projects through the Live Action pipeline.
I was brought to the theater against my will to watch this...
I haven't slept ever since.
As a Brazilian fan, I appreciate the opening skit. Good job, Joe.
Link pls xD
Joe's sanity, Joe's sanity.
This movie broke Joe's sanity.
It's scary cats and crazy plot.
Are truly a calamity.
Joe, if you wanna watch some great movie musicals, then go watch:
•Sweeney Todd
•Les Miserables
•Phantom of the Opera
If you wanna watch musical musicals then go watch:
•Hamilton
•West Side Story
•Phantom of the Opera
list of all great movie musicals:
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He doesn't lol he only watched this to make fun of it. He has no interest in musicals.
Little Shop of Horrors???
As a Les Miserables fan, I wouldn't recommend watching the movie. The decision to make it overly realistic and force actors with little to no musical theater skills to sing really complicated songs live killed it.
Instead of using imaginative scenes and utilizing the movie format to its fullest, they filled the film with the most boring shots possible. I don't recall ever seeing this many uncomfortable closeups in a single picture before.
And singing is mediocre to awful depending on the actor, with rhythm utterly murdered. If you're into musical theater / enjoy good singing, just watch a production live, buy an album or check out one of the concert recordings. At least your ears won't bleed out.
Dirty Dan Never seen it.
The film Cats exists
*Dog left chat*
Cat left too
*blows brains out*
Everybody left the chat immediately
my friend who is super into musicals basically seen all known ones that general ppl know. years ago before even the trailer was released he said cats he was never a fan of even after seeing it 3 times with those 2 with others and its near bottom of his list. when the trailer released and showed it to him he literally just said kill me after seeing the trailer. now after seeing the film he said he took the play for granted cause this film is basically walking through the rings of hell from what he told me.
@Top Dog No, he's friends with Hugh Jackman. "Gotta problem with musicals, bub!" *-SNICKT-*
The Cockroaches in this movie remind me of those human-face insects in Silent Hill. It actually creeps me out.
Watching this movie had me questioning all my life decisions that led me to that point.
😂
Award for most cringe thumbnail
*streamy award
Zach Vega that’s the point..?
*see's cat's review... GRABS POPCORN*
Even Lovecraft can't match the level of madness this movie holds.
I don't know how Disney even allowed this
THIS MOVIE IS NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY
The age rating is too low. Here in the UK its rated U so anyone above 4 can see this horror.
The mom and 3 girls between the ages of 6 and 11 in front of me at the theatre chose this over Frozen 2. Frozen 2's next showing was off matinee prices so they picked this instead since the rating was "appropriate" for the kids. And the mom was like, "well, it's Disney.". I have to wonder what world I'm in where a Broadway musical that made history and transcended into popular culture has lost that power and is mistaken for a "Disney movie". Seriously, I wish I could've seen their reactions in the theater. Alas, I had to go watch the trash fire that is Rise of Skywalker.
@@DonnaCPunk Oh gad. Thats so sad. Going to see Cats instead of Frozen 2. Lol poor kids will be scared.
Actually this own by Universal studios not Disney
@@brittanyphillips5200 well that explains everything about the cringiness
chris stuckmann said and quote that this movie makes dragonball evolution tolerable to watch
What living person would go see this movie on purpose?! 😂
Nothing like Les Miserables
Yeah les miserables was actually a good movie
Carlo Torralba just makes the audience miserable.
Or Miss Saigon, Aida or Hamilton.
Is not a bad movie and it have storyline
No one:
Literally not one soul:
Angry Joe: That ballerina cat was hot.
0:25 this is way better than the actual movie
Black Christmas (2019) is the worst movie I've seen this year.
Makes the first sonic the hedgehog trailer look like the Mona Lisa.
"This will give you perspective, though..." ~Alex
Welcome to the Internet Joe...you have arrived...
Cats is actually based on a bunch of short poems which is why there is essentially no plot except the one they force.
I imagine the best thing about this movie was this review.
Clearly the Angry Joe Show hasn't got the latest patch to the movie.
Dularr Stop it’s just a movie channel now damn it.
Cats: hell in movie form.
That is why I prefer anime cat girls over this furry nightmare
ah a man of culture
Right, like how in the world would someone love these abominations?
shut up bitch u dont even watch anime ur a fuckin poser only look at anime memes bitch fuck you
Sadboi Senpai
imagine unironically insulting someone for NOT watching enough anime...
I would like a rendition of Cats the musical done by the AJ crew.
Pls Joe!!!! Go watch the Witcher on Netflix, you earn it after witnessing two planes of hell
Please do a Witcher Review per episode.
@Top Dog no it's not fuck off.
@Top Dog oh shut the fuck up
The show is great
Deus Costa I’m sad triss isn’t a red head but other wise it’s good
@Top Dog hell no it fucking amazing stop being a troll
"CGI floating faces." LMAO!
“IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!” *smashes and breaks the like button*
btw - still better than The Last Jedi
This is the first time I've ever seen Joe rate a movie 1/10. Are there any other times this has happened?
@@saigopal1032 *I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?! YOU NEED TO YELL LOUDER!!!!!!!!*
Can’t wait to see this movie high as fuckkkkk
Try to imagine the trip you'll get if you watched the movie on acid
Just make sure whatever you're using is some real good sh*t XD
@@62swordsmen naah shrooms would be even better.
@Nastassia Pirate Bay exist just for this reason.... And a few others
Just don't, you might end up having a bad trip...
"you better start talking more"
immediately interrupts him
Real Human Being yeah joe keeps interrupting them when they talk.
This was hilarious, one of those weirdly cult films that I never saw, I think it's the kind of film you'd watch with your mates while a little 'influenced' - just to have a laugh.
What is going on?
From what I understand, the play adapts a T.S. Eliot poem book, which explains the thin plot. A basic synopsis--after editing tons of dances and pageantry out--follows an annual festival where a Jellicle from the tribe will be accepted into the Heaviside (an afterlife) pending an inspection by their trusted elder, Old Deuteronomy. During the conventional confrontations against a villain named Macavity, who abducts the elder and gets trounced, there is an aging starlet--the one who sings the legendary song, "Memory", the one song you listen to and shut up your stupid jokes about an absurd stage play about furries--and she gets selected for ascension even after the cast boasts of their qualities and base credentials. That a former prostitute beyond her prime could get the nod forward may suggest that she just died from old age, but that the other Jellicles had finally accepted her on reviewing their memories of her. The name of Old Deuteronomy for their elder is an obvious Biblical allusion.
Everything here consists of what little we can work with to analyze and discern Jellicle culture or the realm in which they dwell. It's meant to be strange, psychedelic, even metaphysical; you can derive unusual, hidden meanings, all unique to yourself and nobody else, and discussing those is more important (or more fun) than condemning the production at face value. "Cats" seeks an uncomfortable, but not overwhelmed audience by not deconstructing or subverting expectations (the plot is basic but straightforward), rather to toss you into another world that parallels ours and asks, "What you see in the kaleidoscope, and does it mirror you or someone close to you?"
Of course, it creeps everyone out. That's what I feel when I look into a mirror, too, but you got to do it.
Wow, good research there man!
Or, and just hear me out here, it could just be a shit movie.
That theatre degree has really prepared you well