Cats Angry Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2019
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex suffer through Cats because you guys forced us to, our VERY ANGRY REVIEW from this hellish surreal nightmare!
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I don’t know why everyone is so angry about this movie. This is honestly the best horror movie I have ever seen.
If it was a horror movie then it would win an Oscar.
Rainbow Man Absolutely!
Not gonna lie he had us in the first half
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
I'm not sure which is more sad. The fact that this comment is literally copy/pasted onto every Cats video since July or the fact that idiots keep laughing at it.
Sending Joe to terrible movies is going to be a thing now for sure.
So long as he can save us money it will be.
Edit: Come to think of it we already use him to save our money with our video games. Movies aren't too far off.
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
Make AngryJoe Angry Again
This is his punishment for last Jedi and rise of skywalker
It's been a thing I thought just let him watch it and save dinero 😎
Think about this, someone wasted millions doing this, I can’t think of anything else but money laundering
I mean there are better ways..
@LouieHl4d2 or property, I mean come on
🤣🤣🤣
At some point during money laundering you would want to get a large portion of your money back freshly laundered. Not gonna happen in this case...
The CEO of universal should be fired haha
Seriously, Elba talked shit about Thor making him feel humiliated during filming, but saw what he was in for with this and signed off on it? It’s not like he’s a starving actor, he’s pretty in demand, how did that happen?
To be fair so is Gandalf and he's Gandalf. And other celebrities who really don't need this, I bet they are being paid ALOT.
Maybe he just really liked Cats on Broadway and thought this was a great idea
Why would he feel humiliated about thor? I think his character is friggin sick lol. Was his portrayal of that character not well liked or something?
@@generalgrievous9947 It’s not about the reception of his portrayal, it’s about the circumstances of hanging from harnesses and stuff like that, apparently he wasn’t a fan.
@@alexman378 ohhh okay I gotcha. That makes sense but yea it makes me agree with your original comment even MORE than i already did lol
He's a cat not a dog
He's a cat not a dog
He's a cat not a dog
Bugadas Transcendentais the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joe’s sanity has been destroyed, the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joes sanity has been destroyed, the cats are attacking joe’s sanity, joe’s sanity has been destroyed.
He's a man not a god
Come on, comrade!
C'mon tomcat! He's a cat, not a dog!
Jooooohn!
“If Dante had seen Cats, he would have included a 10th circle of Hell.”
-Chris Stuckmann
God i love that man.
@@TheNerdypony Samuel and the person who said the quote were correct. Dante Alighieri said "circles of hell" in his work, and he is the one who wrote Dante's Inferno.
Even i kinda dislike chris due to him sucking RLM PP back in the day, he still an ok reviewer
@@chenchen6150 Not only that but he's so crazy now he likes Last Jedi, he doesn't think it was total trash? I knew it was time to unsub after that
@@lazerpancake he's unintentionally hilarious 😂 chris is best movie reviewer
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
- Nikola Tesla
"This movie makes Dragon Ball Evolution tolerable."
Chris Stuckmann
My God, he did say that.
U buggin broo lol id take spread egale cats all day than airbending Kamehamehas
@Felipe Gomes its not as bad as evolution
Yay meow hehe lol
Who’s Chris StuckerDan?
"if they showed this movie on an airplane, people would still walk out on it."
They'd open the emergency hatch and walk out.
Hilarious!
this plane would never land again.
Remedy Talon - 😮😮😮
Me refusing to watch the Last Jedi on my fly to and back from my vacation lol
I respect you guys for watching this movie so that we don't have to.
The heroes we need, but not the heroes we deserve...
I gotta go cleanse myself by watching the musical
Poor bastards.
You didn't have to watch it anyways but k
Plot Twist: I want to see it now because of how bad it is.
95 million dollars people, that's 95 million dollars just burned.
Jonas of Persia hey a cat is not a dog!
I could've gotten a future with that type of money.
capitalism at its finest
Lol they couldn't make up for that , the movie got like 70 million in return
The estimated net loss is apparently over $100 million according to wiki, damn...
Joe: “why did they never make a sequel called dogs?”
Alex:”maybe they ran out of cocaine.” Lol
@29:47
This movie epitomizes the phrase: “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”
Thank you for your sacrifice Joe 🤝
This comment is perfect.
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
@@WtfUA-cam_YouSuck hes a furry lol
Cats 2.0 review next week? :)
Joe the real MVP
You know its bad when even the furries don't want to see it lol
I can vouch for this, I'm a furry and I have no desire to see this horror show
@@mooboigaming2234 mainly because the faces are too human? Or just everything?
@@zenmasterorwhatever They are an uncanny personification of Cats rather than anime furries. They are even anatomically wrong missing their ass, tails between actual tail location from the spine and the ass so you know they are unnaturally added. Not even tail plugs look so bad!
Also humanoids behaving like cats is too awkward kinda like making a house cat imitating a human.
Not enough yiffing, that's the only reason
@@zenmasterorwhatever the whole design itself, make me feel uneasy, but yea the faces don't help. They more or less look like somebody's weird kink
Cats don’t dance is a better musical
Don’t you dare compare this to that classic movie 😤
@@ChasingLions_ I second that statement.
@@citizenterra3589 i third it!
that was one of my favorite animated movies as a kid growing up in the 90s
yes ;3
It's funny to see you guys seriously critique the movie while wearing cat ears and makeup whiskers.
They're more catlike than the cast.
Better than horrific CGI that is nightmare fuel.
It's not funny. It's FURRY
They look very f**king hilarious....
Try watching double toasted review.
This movie was thought of. Someone thought to turn it into a movie. It was produced. It was written. It was shot, acted, and directed by Hollywood. It was advertised and shown in theaters. Think of all of the money, time, and effort that went into this. That happened.
I could see bunch of people to think it would work and I think that by ultimate combo of writers, director etc it could have been something more. After it is decided it is made, I can so easily see bunch of people reading through the musical and the things happening in it and just trying to write it into movie. After director gets the script, I could see it trying to make it happen and because its bunch of green screen and cgi, it might have looked fine there. Some miss casts and problems with script. When they started edit it, thats the moment shit hit the fan. They must have known cgi is pure crap, plot doesn't work or is non existing etc. At that moment they want to cash it out as much as possible and just move on. Im surprised that they rerelease it
Money laundering
The only cats I want to see is thundercats
95 Million $
Justified Corn, yet Seinfeld ... a show about nothing is legendary.
Black Christmas: The worst movie widely released in December
Cats: Hold my milk
So this is basically the most expensive fetish film ever made.
Uh....... *MEOW?*
*screams in terror*
Lmao
🐌 meow
*gyrates*
*visable disgust*
I went by myself.... alone..... and watched cats and then Star Wars straight after. That was a depressing and strange day. It’s honestly the maddest film but somehow boring and dull too
Yikes.
That sounds like a horrible day.
Hopefully you woke up from that nightmare.
I feel like I need to do that too now lol
Wofo Woof it’s defo an experience guys haha if you want a good depressing outlet then go for it 👍🏻
Id probably have a better experience shitting on the toilet
Havent seen either yet, guess i'll just wait and pirate it
Rebel Wilson is Garfield in the movie. WTF
shes a rebel to the diet programs
This movie was supposed to be PG, but Rebel Wilson happened
That clip with guy hissing like cat 🤣 💀
Search for Dança do gato louco hahahaha
@@isadoragalvao6969 I thought that was other joe when he was younger and chubbier....j/k
Man I Can't believe Faustão TV Show is on a Angry Joe video. That's the ultimate meme. Now I can retire from the internet and life
"TA PEGANDO FOGO BICHO!" AHAHAH
"Oh Crazy animal" kkkk
Hahaha eu tô rindo até agora
Truly the ultimate crossover
Joe needs full access to the vaults of Brazilian memes
the intro was the funniest shit ive seen in ages
Welcome to brazilian memes
@@kayranm3755 That intro was too funny lol 😂😂😂
Fr 😂😂😂
Just look for “Gato Louco” if you wanna see more of that guy hahaha
😂😂😂💀
2:23-3:10 & 4:33-4:54 & 5:47-6:05 & 10:21-11:24 & 21:56-30:15 *AJ/Crew had me dying.* 😂
*ALSO WTF IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS ALREADY SINCE CATS!?*
AJ: Is this what you want?!
Me: 🤣😂
Covid fr deleted 2 years from our lives
I'm here as well since I still remember how funny this review is but also how awful the movie was
This must be how Guts felt when he was forced to watch the Eclipse.
Eclipse is a masterpiece compared to cats 😅
Ouch
@@TheGiraffenGirl Gaston: "At least after witnessing the eclipse...i had the mercy of dying.I can't say the same after watching this travesty."
The best lovecraftian horror film of the decade. Cats
Lovecraftian? Not without Yog-Sothoth, it isn't. Lol.
@@samieltheinfamous You clearly haven't read much Lovecraft, brother
@@JamesV1 Just finished The Mound the other day. Wasn't picking on Mr. Bozich's post, just making a joke.
James I would’ve thought the same as you if he would’ve said Cthulhu instead of Yog-Sothoth
May the Cats of Ulthar bless and keep you.
sometimes i want movies to be awful so we get reviews like this lol
mathan mole I feel like the director/producers were just total pervs
Check out Andre the Black Nerd's spoiler review. Hilarious!
Lol dont you worry, Hollywood has got us covered. And even Bollywood over in India has some pretty amazingly funny shit...
With games it’s even better. Then we get skits.
I’ve never seen Alex smile so much and it’s making me smile uncontrollably XD
That INTRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cats is the most elaborate Disney scheme ever conceived. Make a horrifying movie that it would make Rise of Skywalker look good and boost its sales so it didn't tank hard. I know its not realistic but its my head canon and I'm sticking to it.
🤯
You're on to something
Pretty sure it was universal
Cats is a Universal movie. Maybe they're starting a new Monster-verse?
Lmao it’s not Disney dumbass
The age rating is too low. Here in the UK its rated U so anyone above 4 can see this horror.
That just ain’t right.
It's horror and wierdly sexual...most of the character look horny in this movie
Wait what, I thought it was a PG. XD
I love cats but this movie is a *BIG* no no
They went to cat school on how to walk and act like a cat. They probably went to a fetishist cat school which probably explains why they're sexualized...
Well, real cats are pretty sensual creatures.
A guy in my Star Wars showing was there on his own, and turned to me during the trailers and went "This is Star Wars isn't it?"
I looked at him completely deadpan and said "No :/ It's Cats"
The look of sudden, abject horror on his face is one of my favourite moments of 2019
People will be taking about this film for minutes
bondovwvw Comment of the year 😂
Tell that to the room.
It will live forever in our nightmares
What film?
Minutes on end boys
Sometimes dead is better.
Under the ark of the weatherstained boards
Ancient Goblins, and Warlocks
Come out the ground not makin' a sound
The smell of death is all around
Ha.
The looks on their faces at the beginning perfectly summarize this movie.
Cats is what i see during my sleep paralysis
I'm jealous. I'd much rather see those cats than what I see during my sleep paralysis.
@@PchanStitch Oh yeah. I don't even see stuff per se, more of a visceral feeling of entrapment can't get out of. No movie will ever replicate this even the uncanny valley CGI
DrViperVideos just do NOT go see it on shrooms.
Imagine being sucked off by a load of cats
@@whoisgoobafish9623 That's part of my evening sleep ritual, get on my level bruh.
The "cat man video" in the benning was in a brazillian tv show. You can find if you digit "faustao gato 30".
You're welcome
Why..... just WHY??
That Fat fuck
Hahahaha eita Faustão... Se vira nos 30 hahahaha
Não esperava ver referências brasileiras aqui XD kkk
Oloco bicho, olha essa fera ai meu
None of the reviews I've seen of this film have mentioned that Judy Dench was cast in the original Broadway performance of _Cats_ as the lead. So this was no doubt a sentimental connection for her to return to it (now as a different character). Basically though, this project was a group of filmmakers vastly overestimating the power of motion capture and failing to understand that 90% of the charm of _Cats_ comes from being a stage production. It just doesn't work as a film, even if the special effects weren't an uncanny valley nightmare.
Correct. She was cast as Grizabella in the original London production but she got injured. I think she should have been cast as Grizabella in the movie and Ken Page should have been Old Deuteronomy.
The stage show was trash. It was just the same rubbish song over and over again. Anything Andrew lloyd Webber is complete crap.
@@rob-123 the Broadway production came out in the 80s or late 70s if I remember correctly so back then it was cutting edge
Hinatachan360
What I don’t get is why they have her play Old Deuteronomy. I think the last song was supposed to be bass. She can’t sing bass. She should be singing the withering old character, her voice is actually withering and old!
As someone who actually really likes the original musicla & the brodway stage, I have to say this; this movie is 100% garbage.
EvilRickMaster If cats is bad then I don’t want to be good!!
This was a horror film right?
Lt. Colonel Degurechaff it better be
I thought it was Furry porn.
doubleP No
Yes
No. It’s a Broadway musical.
Which is worst is debatable.
how did they survive this movie? haha
*meowvie
snacks and beer probably
Just alot of beer ALOT OF IT
He's a man not a god! No man should ever be subjected to such horrors!
For you, watching this is suicidal.
For Joe it's just another day in the office.
Original movie 'Sanic' the Hedgehog, "I am the creepiest CGI character ever.."
EVERY CHARACTER IN "CATS", "We're heeeeeere…"
This reminds me of Squidward when he does "interpretive dance". Just worse and with cats.
At least that was funny 😄
Every time someone says "is this what you wanted?" I think of Markass Brownlee.
Have a cookie for the reference
Ribotto Studios thats hot
"Toss your coin to your Witcher , O...Valley of plenty" - This is a better musical to review!
If they remade this movie, with only Joe re-enacting every scene, and no one else, just Joe playing every part. I'd watch that.
Joe looks like the middle evolution from other Joe to Alex
Where is Thanos when we need him most...maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all. Should have aimed for the head of this director.
Of course Alex was excited for this movie. It’s all coming together.
johnny bravo Alex is what certain people call a “Bear”
Alejandro Mavarez oh no, leave the angry joe show out of that, nooo
So Joe is into Brazilian memes... I love it
o loco meu.
Huehuehuehue brbrbrbrbrbrbr
Se vira nos 30. kkkkkk.
Cats Movie: _Exists_
Joe: *"GET MEOW-T OF HERE!!!"*
😂😏👌
Capt.Mushy omgsh🤣
I think all three of you should go see Cats 2.0 and then do a comparison between the two.
Doo it!
@@smileygladhands they said in the video that the movie would be re-released but with fixed CGI and all that
It's more like Cats 1.05b
The popularity of catgirls will suffer because of this.
geardog24 The true tragedy
We all Foc Girls are better. Jk
This was not what Elon meant when he mentioned Cat girls
That was cancer anyways
Good. We could use the variety.
Got halfway into this review, I was like, it can’t be THAT bad... I went to watch a trailer of the movie...
K... Joe, carry on...
What living person would go see this movie on purpose?! 😂
The Witcher review please !!! pretty please
Sansern R. Oh that’d be good
They're working on it
Yeah, I loved the first three episodes. Especially the first and the third. But then it turned batshit crazy and unintentionally hilarious!
After episode one every other episode is a skip fire 🔥. Video game movies/shows never works on live action
@@virtualwarp hmm that's odd, I heard it gets good at the 4th episode
Thank you brave soldiers for watching this for us so we don't have to.
I gotta go cleanse myself by watching the musical
Whenever I feel sad down or generally out of sorts I watch this review and things just seem brighter.
Should have declared Exterminatus on any Theater playing this unholy abomination. Any price is acceptable to stem the tide of such corruption.
Hehe. Good meme
The entire planet at this point.
Can’t risk it with this Slaaneshi worshipping movie!
INQUISITOR, THIS PLANET HERE
I mean, putting James "I'M LOUD SO IT'S FUNNY" Cordon it it didn't do them any favours either.
The last funny person on Earth was Chris Farley. Everyone else just does exactly what you said.
@@alienhybrid7891 I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
That was pretty loud. I like Farley though so it's okay.
@@SeaWeird Loud and funny is different from being loud TO be funny. Chris was loud and funny.
AS SOON AS I GOT A NOTIFICATION. *gets popcorn*
Mind if I have some? Gonna need some for this review lol.
@@debsreno911 i mean we can have popcorns for all of em. Popcorn's on me iguess
UYES I have been looking forward to the weirdness of this movie review
WHY IS DELRITH (a known furry) NOT ON THIS REVIEW!?!?!?!?!??!
Gordy Skymop Joe is a little tipsy in this review lol
That face joe had at the beginning is exactly how im pretty sure everyone saw.
Joe's sanity, Joe's sanity.
This movie broke Joe's sanity.
It's scary cats and crazy plot.
Are truly a calamity.
Joe: Is ThIS WhAt yOu WaNt YoUtUbE CoMmEnTs?
Me: yes and more.
People saying this is furries fault but even they're terrified by these designs.
As a furry, I'm scared shitless, unnerved, unsettled, nearly broken and almost scarred
Same
Even Lovecraft can't match the level of madness this movie holds.
Note to self; cats maybe be goblins. Must investigate.
Dog could be Gremlins too......
Rorschach's journal, December 24th 2019
Do it, Slay them, for God's sake
Souka
Cegesh woosh
Cant wait for the CCU (Cats Cinematic Universe)
Unfortunately the movie bombed hard. So we likely won't see a follow up.
No. This was a leftover film from Universal's attempt to make it's Dark Universe that started and ended with Tom Cruise's The Mummy.
As a Brazilian fan, I appreciate the opening skit. Good job, Joe.
Link pls xD
The Cockroaches in this movie remind me of those human-face insects in Silent Hill. It actually creeps me out.
Hey joe wanna watch a horror movie?!
I think, in a way? He did with "Cats."
*watching Joe sensually swing his arms around*
Everyone as plankton: “....yes.....yes....YEEEEEESSSSSS!”
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-joe!
This movie is a massive career suicide.
Definitely.
It's heartbreaking to see great people like Sir Ian Mckellen, Dame Judi Dench, Jennifer Hudson and Idris Elba embarrass themselves in a movie like this.
"You thought this was a comedy?, wrong, it's a horror movie"
Nobody's asking the important question: which recreational drug works best with this movie? I'm certain it's a drug movie from the trailers, I'm just not sure which.
Weed
Try 4-aco-dmt i can see this being hell fun on that
Cyanide
Truffles
Catnip
Joe give 1/10 ... Jeremy Jahns gave his new rating, "Cat shit". Not even gonna watch either on stream or piracy bluray rip.
The question is will anyone who actually see it go insane? I mean Joe seemed pretty off and Jeremy looked like he wanted to shoot himself while talking about it. Now I'm just thinking of the Scene from Billy Madison where the host berates Billy on his answer making everyone dumber... That is likely what Cats does if you view it. Kill a huge amount of braincells while you are fully aware of it happening...
I'm gonna get some beers and popcorn and watch it for lulz
I imagine the best thing about this movie was this review.
Not even furries liked it...
Think about it....
Is it bad enough to lap back into good territory? I'm just thinking the only "redeemable" legacy this could have is a sort of Furry Rocky Horror...
If this had been directed in the 60s by Andy Warhol, it might have worked. But, it wasn't and it didn't.
Warhol made movies... didn't know they. Or are you referring to his surrealism
@@rubberbandman3rd Warhol made a ton of films.
cats and hellboy gonna be on alot of people
worst movie list
Star Wars and captain marvel will definitely follow
No at least hell boy had potential and had plot to having rated r cats doesn't have anything
Don't forget
The Emoji Movie
I think I'ma be sick now 🤮
I liked Hellboy
simplyrecommended hellboy was good, yall just didn’t give it a chance
Every time I need a good laugh I rewatch this review
"It's like every nightmare I've ever had fused into one, cloned itself, F**KED THE CLONE AND MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!"
sounds like a nominee for best horror film!!!
I was brought to the theater against my will to watch this...
I haven't slept ever since.
Black Christmas (2019) is the worst movie I've seen this year.
This was hilarious, one of those weirdly cult films that I never saw, I think it's the kind of film you'd watch with your mates while a little 'influenced' - just to have a laugh.
Twitter went nuts for joe to make this...I can't believe he did it.
They should make people watch this movie as a torture method lol
Now showing at Guantanamo Bay courtesy of the CIA
Kristopher Shafer Wizard of OZ a bad movie!?? WE MUST BURN THIS HERETIC!
@Kristopher Shafer pardon?
@@TasX Not even a heratic like me can take this.
This is super herasy!!
@Kristopher Shafer I like to replace oz for Jesus in "the great and powerful oz" movie.
No one:
Literally not one soul:
Angry Joe: That ballerina cat was hot.
Hope Alex and OJ have their own separate show to avoid the incessant interrupting!
It has James Corden in it..Thats enough reason not to see it
He spits out a hair ball😂😂😂. I saw it today
I feel that way about anything that has Rebel Wilson.
Well he certainly plays the fat fuck persona well, which is what Bustopher Jones is.
How about a review of The Witcher series?
@Top Dog fuck off
@Top Dog Rotten tomatoes audience score of 92 speaks differently sir.
@Top Dog I really hate woke stuff but I didn't see much of that. I found it to be good. I think the sequel, if there is one, will actually be really good
I was just about to mention that till I seen your comment, it will be interesting to hear his views on the series, I loved it regardless 👍
Tbh I can understand why people may dislike it. The casting choices are extremely good. Especially Cavil. However, the pacing is so weird. It doesn't tell the audience when event are in the past or present
Cats is actually based on a bunch of short poems which is why there is essentially no plot except the one they force.
"CGI floating faces." LMAO!