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  • @jamiebinger3506
    @jamiebinger3506 9 років тому +810

    When Jerry screams "Oh no!" I lose it every time.

    • @danielsnow1940
      @danielsnow1940 4 роки тому +9

      Watched this again last night and I agree 120%.

    • @fpsqt
      @fpsqt 4 роки тому +54

      Jerry's poor acting skills made the show even funnier, and this "oh no" is a perfect example

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur 3 роки тому +4

      @@fpsqt Agreed, this is the only time I found the show hilarious. "KRAMER, THIS-PHONE-IS-A-PIECE-OF-JUNK-GOODBYE."

    • @marleypumpkin4917
      @marleypumpkin4917 3 роки тому

      You have a sad life.

    • @SimonHaestoe
      @SimonHaestoe 2 роки тому +1

      As opposed to the dude who comes online to tell random strangers their life is sad.

  • @JibbsCompilations
    @JibbsCompilations 5 років тому +621

    Jason Alexander is an amazing actor even when it's just his voice on the phone.

    • @mediasawdust2458
      @mediasawdust2458 3 роки тому +5

      The urgency in his voice cracks me up.

    • @DeadlySpecies
      @DeadlySpecies 3 роки тому +3

      Uncle Leo?

    • @herrhupfdohle8227
      @herrhupfdohle8227 3 роки тому +1

      And Jerry isnt :D

    • @hardwatermaster91
      @hardwatermaster91 2 роки тому

      Really though, it doesn’t even have to be his voice… his facial reactions to things make me laugh my ass off

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor Рік тому +2

      @@mediasawdust2458 Combined with Jerry Seinfeld's horribly wooden "panic" - especially his flat "Oh no!" - just makes for comedy gold. 😂🤣

  • @aliasim993
    @aliasim993 4 роки тому +169

    “There May be a problem with the phone hold on!” When George repeats that it killlllssssss me

    • @marleypumpkin4917
      @marleypumpkin4917 3 роки тому +1

      You have a sad life.

    • @nth7273
      @nth7273 3 роки тому +7

      @@marleypumpkin4917 Oh and you don't.

    • @artvandelay3840
      @artvandelay3840 3 роки тому +3

      @@marleypumpkin4917 They have 82 likes, you don't have any.

    • @MartiZenith
      @MartiZenith 3 місяці тому

      .. not that there’s anything wrong with that 😂

  • @frankdodd3355
    @frankdodd3355 4 роки тому +118

    Even if he's a barrel-full of trouble, Kramer is a good friend. I love when he says "Happy Birthday, Buddy." to Jerry. He always means well. Means wellllll….and then....

  • @example2844
    @example2844 3 роки тому +59

    I love how his distressed voice doesnt change tone at all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor Рік тому +4

      Absolutely. His terribly wooden delivery of "Oh no!" just makes this scene all the more hilarious. 😂🤣

  • @JustinCase99999
    @JustinCase99999 6 років тому +269

    So many years later, this manages to make me laugh out loud.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 років тому +7

      Justin Case , remember how crazy we were about call waiting, caller ID, *69, and we are still obsessed with the phone.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 роки тому +1

      @Joanna ahhhh the good old days

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 роки тому +1

      So it’s a true “LOL?” The first time ever! This is amazing!!!

  • @JibbityJenkins
    @JibbityJenkins 2 роки тому +16

    the part that just BREAKS me is : "Kramer, there might be a problem with the phone hold on" and George immediately responds with: "Kramer there might be a problem with the phone hold on!" OH NO !

  • @sblagg527
    @sblagg527 3 роки тому +34

    "Kramerthisphoneisapieceofjunkgoodbye!!"

  • @jpoptop
    @jpoptop 4 роки тому +58

    "Now she thinks we're GAY!..." 🤣

    • @JohnAckerman93
      @JohnAckerman93 4 роки тому +25

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that 🤣

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +13

      Of course not! A person's sexual preference is nobody's business but their own!

  • @TheSagaContinuesWu
    @TheSagaContinuesWu 6 років тому +181

    this show will be funny forever

  • @lipranditoys
    @lipranditoys 2 роки тому +72

    I loved Friends and I still think its cast had an unimaginable chemistry, but I've recently discovered Seinfeld (it was never a big hit in Italy) and I have to say, the writing on Seinfeld was waaaay above anything Friends did, much more imaginative, more daring and all in all, funnier.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 2 роки тому +6

      I never got Friends. I never laughed watching it, not even smiling

    • @sagarsaxena6318
      @sagarsaxena6318 Рік тому +1

      Right you are. The humour in "Seinfeld" is so damn organic plus it never tries to project it's cast as angels or great people.

    • @eazye519
      @eazye519 Рік тому +1

      This blows Friends out of the water

    • @nextinstead
      @nextinstead Рік тому

      friends was seinfeld for dumb whites and blacks. it is apples and dog shit. no comparison.

    • @jamilzayas5808
      @jamilzayas5808 8 місяців тому +1

      And they said Seinfeld would've been a failure

  • @SalvableRuin
    @SalvableRuin 4 роки тому +54

    Jerry HAD to use sarcasm lol

  • @danhorne3582
    @danhorne3582 3 роки тому +31

    I often wish they had 10 episodes stashed away in a vault somewhere .Just imagine .

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 2 роки тому +2

      Yea like episodes that never got aired

  • @amitjodha9057
    @amitjodha9057 4 роки тому +279

    "She thinks we are heterosexual, I guess we fooled her"

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +12

      Sharon Leonard: *CLICK*

    • @DeluxBass
      @DeluxBass 2 роки тому +5

      I mean TBH that line kind of implies they are secretly gay. Why would Jerry say 'I guess we fooled her' if he knew George was on the other line? It almost sounds like they were gay and hiding it very well, then freaked out because they think the reporter knows now. And no it's not a homophobic comment, more of a 'dang'

    • @diaeitsch
      @diaeitsch 2 роки тому +4

      @@DeluxBass I never understood why he phrased it that way.

    • @purpleplantain374
      @purpleplantain374 2 роки тому +11

      @@diaeitsch he was being sarcastic. They had to convince her they were not gay, despite her initial belief

    • @mike1o0
      @mike1o0 Рік тому

      Some.ppl dnt understand sarcasm lol

  • @billshinas27
    @billshinas27 6 років тому +77

    Seen this episode many times, I still get hysterical, really is timeless material.

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG
    @VoLCoMzYaDiGG 6 років тому +416

    N O T T H A T T H E R E S A N Y T H I N G W R O N G W I T H T H A T

    • @danireviewsstuff
      @danireviewsstuff 4 роки тому +15

      People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 4 роки тому +1

      @@danireviewsstuff don't ask don't tell

    • @sunglassshinpan1352
      @sunglassshinpan1352 3 роки тому +2

      @@danireviewsstuff
      And that laissez-faire attitude has allowed drag queen story hour, and their sexual preferences to become legal by default. Oh well.

  • @dhgbfhhhg8d412
    @dhgbfhhhg8d412 4 роки тому +18

    Brilliant writing...just brilliant.

  • @Kimmybunny
    @Kimmybunny 6 років тому +240

    *this phone is a piece of junk!! GOODBYE!!!*

    • @mattathiasmacabees6416
      @mattathiasmacabees6416 5 років тому

      Oh hey Katie....

    • @backpackdude1
      @backpackdude1 4 роки тому +2

      They should've said this phone is a piece of crap!

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 роки тому

      @@backpackdude1 Nah, I prefer junk.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 4 роки тому +4

      @@94oddy And the way George repeats it in a panicky tone made it even funnier.

    • @backpackdude1
      @backpackdude1 2 роки тому

      @@94oddy whatever.

  • @juanmauricioarrietalopez2395
    @juanmauricioarrietalopez2395 3 роки тому +8

    "You know? I could hear you on the other line".

  • @tiagocampos9824
    @tiagocampos9824 3 роки тому +4

    Kramer there may be a problem with the phone hold on
    THERE MAY BE A PROBLEM WITH A PHONE HOLD ON !!!!!
    OH NO!!!
    LMAO

  • @DebNKY
    @DebNKY 11 місяців тому +2

    This entire episode is gold.

  • @shanerose7204
    @shanerose7204 3 роки тому +23

    NO! NO! OF COURSE NOT PEOPLE’S PERSONAL SEXUAL PREFERENCES ARE NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT THEIR OWN! 😂😂😂😂

  • @clikzip
    @clikzip 4 роки тому +24

    This show stays funny and ages very well. Any technology is really the only disconnect from current life.

  • @barrygiddey9139
    @barrygiddey9139 4 роки тому +11

    That episode was amazing ☎️

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 5 років тому +105

    Pre-cellphone world...what bliss it twas....

    • @ransom182
      @ransom182 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I'll stick to the cell phone world thanks

    • @88sheldon88
      @88sheldon88 4 роки тому +8

      Was not bliss

    • @kean6437
      @kean6437 4 роки тому

      @@ransom182 💀💀💀

    • @kean6437
      @kean6437 4 роки тому

      Besides a "whooshing" sound these comments are so refreshing

    • @ransom182
      @ransom182 4 роки тому +1

      @@kean6437 do you not have boomers in your life?

  • @doughbafett
    @doughbafett 2 місяці тому

    1:04 Still makes me laugh out loud every time. Jerry's mouth agape as he realizes what he just did.

  • @umairrizvi
    @umairrizvi 3 роки тому +8

    I like how they apologized on the show right there instead of three months later on Twitter 😂

    • @MiloDC
      @MiloDC 3 місяці тому

      LOL try over ten years later

  • @CamelSmokes23
    @CamelSmokes23 8 років тому +63

    I'm bust up every time! best scene ever

  • @joker3973
    @joker3973 5 років тому +18

    This Shit Cracked Me TF UP When I First Seen It. I. WAS. DYING!

    • @jonas90.
      @jonas90. 4 роки тому

      i remember was well i was: OH DAAAAAMN! They are doomed xD

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 5 років тому +24

    That vintage Apple IIgs in the background is priceless...oh, the early 90s :)

    • @runnininthe80s84
      @runnininthe80s84 5 років тому

      Christian O. Holz thanks, I was wondering what kind of computer that was.

    • @thecooldude9999
      @thecooldude9999 5 років тому +1

      @@runnininthe80s84 it's actually a Macintosh Classic, the IIgs is bigger and the monitor is separate.

  • @nanka2002
    @nanka2002 4 роки тому +7

    This version of *not that there is anything wrong with that* is the best one:)))

  • @aaronmellott3764
    @aaronmellott3764 5 років тому +6

    love this scene

  • @yalc-04
    @yalc-04 3 роки тому +1

    Not the clip I was looking for but I don't regret watching this

  • @80sruler
    @80sruler 7 років тому +66

    Phones with a cord ? Look at that old Mac

    • @luisportella1760
      @luisportella1760 7 років тому +14

      haha fucking jerk u invented nothing u only consume it

    • @UnoriginallyInclined
      @UnoriginallyInclined 7 років тому +7

      luis portella lolwut? Are you some salty DOS programmer?

  • @BlueToronto
    @BlueToronto 3 роки тому +7

    It was obvious he stressed "fooled" to show he didn't really mean it. Shouldn't have been any misunderstanding.

    • @diaeitsch
      @diaeitsch 2 роки тому

      But Jerry, other than George, did not play along at Monk's, when Elaine stated they're homosexual.

  • @trifecta9810
    @trifecta9810 7 років тому +49

    You can actually hear George in the background for a second. They screwed up the sound there for a bit :p

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 7 років тому +2

      When?

    • @trifecta9810
      @trifecta9810 7 років тому +15

      around 1:52, when george says gay. His voice goes from the phone to the background back to the phone.

    • @piglet2548
      @piglet2548 4 роки тому +3

      Stop nitpicking

  • @marieleelee
    @marieleelee Рік тому +2

    This episode was so good😂 top five for me.

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 4 роки тому

    It's working thanks a lot

  • @drewhendley
    @drewhendley 4 роки тому +3

    Brilliant

  • @EMAINIE
    @EMAINIE Рік тому

    I’m in tears😂😂😂

  • @SophieTheBagel1984
    @SophieTheBagel1984 5 місяців тому

    I say, "OH NO!!" the same way.

  • @Androidgoth
    @Androidgoth 3 роки тому

    😂 gets me everytime

  • @gosson355
    @gosson355 7 років тому +15

    golden

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому

    Kramer: _"Yellow!"_

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 роки тому +4

    Life seemed so exciting before the many iPhones came out.
    Now people just get an upgrade and it's like a formality.
    In the past, technology was such an event lol
    Even Nokias were like a whole lunch break at school where the whole class were huddled around the first person to get a Nokia 3310 and gasp at how amazing Snake was lol
    Good times.

  • @0to62
    @0to62 5 років тому +7

    Oh no!

  • @IamGenoBlack
    @IamGenoBlack Рік тому

    Elaine: “I have to go return something.”
    Maybe she should of held off in that return.

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 5 років тому +16

    Obama on the wall @0:04

  • @michaelmolina6780
    @michaelmolina6780 4 місяці тому

    😂 lol! Best - skit

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +5

    Wait a minute...why didn't George hear Jerry and the reporter talking the first time, instead of only hearing Jerry talking to her(or trying to talk to her) the second time?

    • @jonas90.
      @jonas90. 4 роки тому +2

      because he was still calling... Jerry still didn't yet accepted his call.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonas90. No. The whole point of the joke is that everyone can hear one another _without_ accepting a call. That shouldn't matter.

    • @mike1o0
      @mike1o0 4 роки тому +7

      @@thesprawl2361bcus he was calling so he was hearing ringing. How could he call and right away hear his conversation? he needs to atleast answer.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +1

      @@mike1o0 Yeah, I think I made a boo-boo with this comment

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 3 роки тому +2

    Lol. Seinfeld turned into an Italian at the end..

  • @Ahmedoo22
    @Ahmedoo22 6 років тому +79

    -Not that there's anything wrong with that-

  • @robertsilva8097
    @robertsilva8097 3 роки тому

    Thank you for the Great video Daddy

  • @Danakedgamer0523
    @Danakedgamer0523 4 роки тому +4

    Oh I miss these times lol!

  • @beeteewoo
    @beeteewoo Рік тому

    Bona Bona

  • @robertsilva8097
    @robertsilva8097 3 роки тому +1

    Did you hear the echo in this episode watch it three times and you'll hear what I'm hearing can hear it on the loudspeaker watch the episode several times and you'll find out what I'm trying to tell you

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 2 роки тому

      What are you trying to tell us? No comprende, it's a riddle.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 6 років тому +20

    Phones with cords are adorable.

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 6 років тому +4

      My kitchen phone still has a super long cord! I can't remember the last time I actually used it, though...

    • @planetX15
      @planetX15 4 роки тому +1

      @southpaw117 Still works?

  • @murat200
    @murat200 3 роки тому +1

    1:33

  • @imnotlettingyouseemyname
    @imnotlettingyouseemyname 3 роки тому +1

    I'm pretty sure this entire episode has come through my recommended in the past week and I'm very confused why it's only ever this episode or Frank Costanza...not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • @celsothedevil
    @celsothedevil 4 роки тому

    Lol all that carefull to state about the subject to avoid hating from the main stream

  • @Jackalat04
    @Jackalat04 2 місяці тому

    0:34

  • @robertsilva8097
    @robertsilva8097 3 роки тому

    I think they film this TV series either in Burbank California or in Hollywood film studios maybe in the Hollywood backlots I think where they have fake towns

  •  5 років тому +6

    Simpler days...

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 3 роки тому

    0:50 to 0:52 Really be careful what you say on a phone

  • @Jackalat04
    @Jackalat04 2 місяці тому

    0:20

  • @guillermosahuquillo4499
    @guillermosahuquillo4499 4 роки тому

    Seinfeld used a Mac?

  • @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward
    @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward 4 роки тому +1

    Vandelay

  • @menonjaya3784
    @menonjaya3784 4 роки тому

    Only the Phil Silvers show vomes close

  • @davidvilchez2209
    @davidvilchez2209 4 роки тому +1

    Yeah they'd never get away with that today. Still hilarious though

    • @steveguild871
      @steveguild871 3 роки тому

      True. They are a protected class.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 роки тому

      @@steveguild871 ...1.) Gay (and others) people are *people,* and should be afforded civil liberties the same as anyone else, and 2.) have you been paying the slightest bit of attention from the reactionary class? Anyone that isn't the Hollywood default is very much NOT protected in the slightest.

  • @stardustborn9000
    @stardustborn9000 5 років тому +5

    That man in the picture looks like Obama.

  • @robertsilva8097
    @robertsilva8097 3 роки тому

    Oh yes him and George having dating for years

  • @umairrizvi
    @umairrizvi 3 роки тому +1

    That was so filking embarrassing

  • @sitcomchristian6886
    @sitcomchristian6886 4 роки тому +1

    Proverbs 23:15
    My son, if your heart is wise,
    my heart too will be glad.

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 2 роки тому

      Are you related to the Magic Christian of cinema?

  • @kopibin9532
    @kopibin9532 4 роки тому +1

    NTTAWWT

  • @bsmith1164
    @bsmith1164 4 роки тому

    I was in love with Sharon for a while!

  • @jamielunes1841
    @jamielunes1841 5 років тому

    😅😅😅😅😁😎

  • @user-bo5um4nv8l
    @user-bo5um4nv8l 3 роки тому +2

    Of course theres something wrong with it

  • @euanclemens6836
    @euanclemens6836 5 років тому +2

    K wait if jerry said him and george aren't a gay couple to the woman, why did jerry say " ya she thinks were heterosexual, guess we fooled her"

    • @matthughes1332
      @matthughes1332 5 років тому +10

      Euan Clemens he was being sarcastic like the comedian he is haha.

    • @nora4981
      @nora4981 5 років тому +3

      S A R C A S M

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 4 роки тому +2

      He was being 'sarcastic' but since he is just that bad of an actor, he can't convey it effectively.

  • @strangeclaims
    @strangeclaims 4 роки тому +1

    I wonder if people get the joke?

  • @cammantia3482
    @cammantia3482 3 роки тому +1

    If only people’s personal sexual preferences were still kept to their own.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 роки тому +2

      More to the point: if only people in power would leave them the f*** alone.

  • @magtovi
    @magtovi 4 роки тому +2

    "Oh no!" Lol, Jerry Seinfeld must be the worst actor ever to have gotten a lead on a TV show or movie.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 роки тому

      Spoken like someone who's never seen a 50 Cent vanity project.

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor Рік тому +2

      Absolutely. I'll call Ray Romano a close second. But still, Seinfeld's terribly wooden delivery of "Oh no@!" just makes this scene all the more hilarious. 😂🤣

  • @skoots6303
    @skoots6303 6 років тому +4

    Oh so they’re Gay? Jerry has a lot of girlfriends on this show and George’s Wife Died. Jerry said “She thinks we’re heterosexual, We fooled her”.

    • @mwilliamshs
      @mwilliamshs 5 років тому +6

      George had a fiancee not wife. She (Susan) died from poisonous wedding invitations before they could be wed.

    • @navbravic1355
      @navbravic1355 5 років тому +9

      They were joking. He said it sarcastically.

  • @mnoorkhan
    @mnoorkhan 4 роки тому +6

    Sienfeld has to be the worst actor ever...

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 роки тому

      Spoken like someone who never watched Mac & Devin Go to High School.

  • @dennisneo1608
    @dennisneo1608 5 років тому +1

    This was a sad day for Seinfeld. They had never dipped their toe into political correctness before this episode.
    I lost a lot of respect.

    • @raze3297
      @raze3297 5 років тому +16

      *woosh*

    • @mjolnir112
      @mjolnir112 5 років тому +24

      Holy shit you are stupid

    • @Carolinelili413
      @Carolinelili413 5 років тому +14

      Fucking idiot

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 5 років тому +10

      This “dennis neo,” like all hyperreligious people, is simply fucked up. The more religious a society is, the more behind in progress and advancement.

    • @GloomTexMedia
      @GloomTexMedia 4 роки тому +9

      What the hell are you talking about...? This show had plenty of so-called "politically incorrect" material, both by today's standards and those of the 90s. The acknowledgement that there is nothing abhorrent about homosexuality isn't political correctness, it's the bare minimum of human decency.