The Daily Show - Egypt, Mohamed Morsi, and Bassem Youssef

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  • In an effort to address rising unemployment and rampant sexual violence, Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi cracks down on satirist Bassem Youssef.
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  • @thelastoddman901
    @thelastoddman901 7 місяців тому +56

    Who knew after 10 years, bassem will destroy P Morgan on television.

  • @sunnykaykay
    @sunnykaykay 10 років тому +529

    "We should know, we still have the receipts!"
    Great line, Jon!!

    • @pannypan2835
      @pannypan2835 8 років тому +6

      sunnykaykay Great line, Bill Hicks, you mean?

    • @MrNathanStarr
      @MrNathanStarr 4 роки тому +6

      it;s a Bill Hicks joke

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 9 років тому +1767

    A government that can be shaken by laughter is a very weak government.

    • @salahrapie2848
      @salahrapie2848 5 років тому +6

      المخرج الامريكي روبرت زيميكس تعريفة بمحلات النقاد المصرية من طارق الشناوي أو نقاد مجلة العربي الكويتية أنه المخرج الوحيد الذي لم يكرر فكرة فيا لفلام الخيال العلمي رغم صعوبتها ....بدا ب التوجيه المعنوي لحرب بيرل فارس فانتازي ولسبيلبيرح الحاجة في شكره كونه الفلم الوحيد الكوميدي للاخير مع أول انفصال عن سبيلبيرج قدم أسطورته الملونة العودة الي المستقبل مع الكندي فوكس ولم تبارح الثمانينات قدم هو والشاه قوط الامريكية فلمه الدرامي الموت يليق بها لا الاسود يليق بك .ثم قدم سبيلبيرج ديناصوراته فلحقه ب فوريست جامب اليوم وسبيلبيرج يقدم ينتمي لنوعية فلم هيوستن بلانت اوف ايبس . يعود لنا الحبيب ...مش بورقيبة انا مش من صناع الحياة .الزيمكيسي بفلم لن يقل ايراداه عن مصروفات سبيلبيرح في ريل بلاير وان مهما كان فالامريكي اليهودي صانع البهجة في اول فلم اميريك من نوعية 13 عشر رجلا غاضبا (الاختصار الكبير ) أدني وظائف الحكومة الاميريكية اسمها الاشورتينج وهو ترميز خاص لأقوال المحكمة التي يمنهع فيها امثال سبيلبيرج وزيميكس من الولج بيج شورت يقدم فيه هذا المتوسط المجتمع ستيف كارل ما نسميه نحن سينما امريكية ز يعود كارل محملا بخيبة امل عمر الشريف نفسه حيث لن يتقبله احد خصوصا من ذاق مرارة الخساؤرة وحلاوة المكسب وايلامه يجدر بنا ان نسميه اليهودي العبيط .هذا االعبيط سيقدم من خلال مزاراتنا لكل انواع الكارفرز والمولات من اول العامل للاباء للامهات لمن يستطيع شراء قطار عمو عزيز او ترام كمال الشناوي وزبيدة ثروت وغصن الزيتون اوكيكه عالعالي كما فيب فلم صلاح ذو الفقار شروق وغروب لنقل ان ريميبرس اوف الاخوان الالمان الذين تخيلوا طريقة تصوير الحيوانات المنقرضة فالفلم مبني علي رجل أو أب يقضي ليلة كاطفال أو عزاب يتخيلون هل ينبغي ان ناكل البيضة ام الفرخة
      طبخ طاخ
      طبخ طاخ تاكلوا مربي ولا فراخ .....
      الوحيد الذي يمكنه فعل هذه الطبخ طاخ مع الامراء العرب بدعا من ولي عهد تفهنا العزب بلد جوز خالتي وحتي جيجي شامر بلد جوز خالتك هو زيميكس الرهان هنا وانا اتمني لو بقي معي نص فرنك ان يحيلنا زيميكسمن عالم انج ليي الروائي الممل وعالم جيمس كاميرون الاشبه بعالم احواض الزينة وعالم شركات الاحتكار مثل تشانجل بوك الي عالم افضل الصورة المبدئية التي لا يمكن ان تكون ذات بعد ثالث جميلة خصوصا انه كروائي افضل من سبيلبير ج وبالتوليف يستخدم كابة كاريل مع الاعراس وصمت الاعراس ومع فرحة كاريل ان شاء الله سيعيد التاريخ كتابة اسم زيميكس جنبا الي جنب مع اسمي في حائط فيتنام وادبحلك جوزين حمام نام نام واج

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 років тому +28

      A people that can laugh are a strong people.

    • @jamesfracassejr9030
      @jamesfracassejr9030 5 років тому +20

      Fox news go bye bye.

    • @youwannaknoweh
      @youwannaknoweh 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed. #example #Trump #Erdogan #BerndsAFD #I‘mrlytooldtoknowhowhashtagswork

    • @robertaylor9218
      @robertaylor9218 4 роки тому +3

      @@salahrapie2848 That didn't make any sense, but that's probably an idiomatic failing in the translation

  • @nasserharbi7839
    @nasserharbi7839 8 років тому +1614

    I am a Muslim and I respect and love John I wish we had this level of honesty and entertainment in our countries.

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 8 років тому +80

      +Nasser Harbi I think all countries, including the US now, could use more like Jon Stewart. We should start a cloning program.

    • @nasserharbi7839
      @nasserharbi7839 8 років тому +7

      Neenjah Rammus lol.

    • @danielmaydana8169
      @danielmaydana8169 7 років тому

      Adam Sawiris Give at least one reason. Or is it because you feel so?

    • @shuaybabdullahi8648
      @shuaybabdullahi8648 7 років тому +3

      وانت ياخي لقد بعت نفسك لصهاينة كان الاسلام قوي ولم يكن هناك حثالة مثلك مويد اليهود وانشاء الله سيصبح الاسلام قوي hhhh i am a muslim love respect for morsi the presedent of egypty

    • @nasserharbi7839
      @nasserharbi7839 7 років тому +37

      shucayb abdul calling me scum wont change my opinion. I haven't sold nothing to no one. While you on the other hand have sold your brain to the media and not any media, but to your local Egyptian media wich is run by your corrupted government. Not so long ago in the middle east Muslims co-existed with Jewish and Christian people. They married from one another and lived peacefully. I against what is happening in Palestine with all the war crimes that is happening and I've found that John relatively have the same view. He is an honest man and honest men are few when the corrupt are in power.

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 4 роки тому +192

    First time I’ve heard that intro in a really long time. Makes me feel all sorts of nostalgia. Such simpler times.

  • @Waldzkrieger
    @Waldzkrieger 4 роки тому +229

    "Egypt what a mess, unemployment at 13%" wow, and in June 2020 we're seeing 13% unemployment as a GOOD thing

    • @eyadahmed6578
      @eyadahmed6578 4 роки тому +2

      Cause that's after corona dumbass.

    • @jamesschmitt2203
      @jamesschmitt2203 4 роки тому +12

      @@eyadahmed6578 And? You still pad yourself on the back for that number. Or at least your President does if one believes his tweets

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 3 роки тому +6

      @andrew miller Yeah? Well in Egypt there was a revolution so his comparaison is valid.

    • @ForexArbycom
      @ForexArbycom 3 роки тому

      unemployment at 13% what a joke! its literary impossible number before or after corona its much much higher than that, you have whole sectors gone down 13 maybe 30 or 40

    • @aliashraf3425
      @aliashraf3425 3 роки тому +1

      Actully 7.5% now

  • @VivekAnandJ
    @VivekAnandJ 6 місяців тому +12

    The "Mocking President's hat and less than fluent English" link to Bush was genius!

  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 8 років тому +537

    Fuck, I miss Jon.

    • @ridha0770
      @ridha0770 8 років тому +26

      hell yes
      but though
      trevor is delivering it

    • @adurga100
      @adurga100 8 років тому +3

      +skepticalguy i agree

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 7 років тому

      agogobell28
      Me too.
      CC/Viacom won't put DVD sets out there for sale - even though the damned sponsors have been paid decades ago.
      So where do you go for a decent DS fix? U know where. We all know.
      The people who forward scary notices to your home about pirating sends you into an uncomfortable place...
      Oh - 'I have a bridge to sell you'. - It's called the VPN Bridge.
      Great.

    • @AtOutoftheBlue
      @AtOutoftheBlue 7 років тому +6

      agogobell28 Trevor Noah isn't that bad.

    • @dthomaable
      @dthomaable 6 років тому +3

      AtOutoftheBlue Trevor is alright at best.. j Stewart was one of the best to do it .. Big shoes to fill in I suppose.. we need a j Stewart more than ever before to expose hypocrisy on both sides

  • @clairekim2525
    @clairekim2525 7 років тому +742

    "Democracy isn't democracy if it only lasts until someone makes fun of your hat" ...or your tiny hands, to choose a completely arbitrary and random example....

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielmoore9000
      @danielmoore9000 4 роки тому +3

      And guess what, no matter how much you hate Trump, the wheels on the democracy train are still rolling three years later 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @GGamerable
      @GGamerable 3 роки тому +18

      @@danielmoore9000 Just a lot slower than they used to, to the point where it can feel like someone is throwing sticks and stones in their path.

    • @patrickdenison6172
      @patrickdenison6172 3 роки тому +22

      @@danielmoore9000 lmao this comment didn't really age well did it?

    • @thisaccountisdead168
      @thisaccountisdead168 3 роки тому +15

      @@danielmoore9000 your friends tried to overthrow democracy in your own capitol.

  • @ipomana93
    @ipomana93 6 місяців тому +8

    Watching this 10 years later.. everything still applies 😅😂

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 11 років тому +85

    As an American, I can honestly say that one of the best things about Jon's show is how many other shows like it have appeared around the world. Hats off to all the comedians who do this important work!

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing 7 років тому +79

    No matter where I am on the internet, I'll always end up watching Jon in the end.

  • @tarekteto9296
    @tarekteto9296 8 років тому +38

    We all miss Bassem .. The guy who made the smile on each face of every Egyptian .. Bassem is The leader of smile

  • @Lionheart-bn9sr
    @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 років тому +739

    As a Muslim myself, I agree to what John Stewart said. Even Prophet Mohammad (peace be upon him) would smile back at people that would insult him or Islam.

    • @lonovik
      @lonovik 9 років тому +19

      Its doesn't work like this in middle east, Even Bassem Yousuf's show is now banned because he mocked Egyptian government. Morsi was liberal so Jon was able to mock him , I would like to see if Jon can mock Sisi.

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 років тому +6

      ghoi bsg lol

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 років тому +41

      ***** My kind? That's racist. Just because someone does not want to embrace your Belgian way of life, are you going to insult such people? What if someone said the same thing to you, if you lived in a Muslim country?

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 років тому +55

      ***** Maybe you don't understand Islam well enough and base what you see on the news to what Islam is. People wish to live the way they desire, not by the laws of other people. Muslims already abide by the laws of your country, in my opinion that is enough to live there, but to tell them to embrace your way of life is wrong, because many people wish to live the way they want to live and if you force them to embrace your way of life, then how is that fair? Suppose someone forces you to embrace a different lifestyle, would you do it?
      I have lived in Holland for about 11 years and I really liked it there and I have been to Belgium as well, but only on vacation. I am a Muslim, but I wear clothing just like any other European person and I have never done anything to break the laws of the country I live in. I am a guy by the way.
      If a Muslim woman wants to cover her private parts for example and not show too much skin, then what's the problem? If you are Christian, doesn't the Churches have nuns who are completely covered? Wasn't Mother Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) covered up like a Muslim woman?
      I don't know exactly what your problem is, but to tell other people to embrace your lifestyle, is like telling someone to dance to your tune and we all know that no human likes to do that. My apologies if I offended you. Please keep in mind that there are a lot of good Muslims in the world, the Radicals and extremists are merely 0.0001% of the entire Islamic global population. I hate such people more than you, because they humiliate my religion, due to lack of knowledge about Islam.

    • @rebelac4926
      @rebelac4926 9 років тому +8

      Abu Huraira reported it was said to Allah's Messenger (ﷺ):
      Invoke curse upon the polytheists who are fighting us ,whereupon he said: I have not been sent as the invoker of curse, but" I have been sent as mercy."
      Reference : Sahih Muslim 2599
      In-book reference : Book 45, Hadith 111
      USC-MSA web (English) reference : Book 32, Hadith 6284
      (deprecated numbering scheme)

  • @zedd_cuisine979
    @zedd_cuisine979 8 років тому +41

    the best ever..john stewart..we miss u plz come back

    • @xXain88x
      @xXain88x 8 років тому

      Oh my...wow...

  • @maiyenish8552
    @maiyenish8552 Рік тому +13

    Bassem Youssef on Mark Twain Prize ceremony to honor Jon brought me here.

  • @mryuvraj9182
    @mryuvraj9182 8 років тому +60

    John Stewart is tooo good for this world

  • @silverstarinthesky
    @silverstarinthesky 10 років тому +658

    I wish fox news would go bye bye

    • @silverstarinthesky
      @silverstarinthesky 10 років тому +28

      You're defending the news network that got Politifact's lie of the year twice?

    • @MrKaitland
      @MrKaitland 10 років тому

      The truth, and the tooth fairy too!! Maybe the Easter bunny will come and make your dumb ass life whole, along with your bye, bye dumb ass comments. GROW UP.

    • @StraightFromKosova
      @StraightFromKosova 10 років тому +8

      that's my dream

    • @worldshaper1723
      @worldshaper1723 5 років тому +7

      Yeah they are liars. But you do not understand freedom of speech at all.

    • @neo_grasszennie8214
      @neo_grasszennie8214 5 років тому +2

      Don't we all

  • @themanwiththeplan1211
    @themanwiththeplan1211 8 років тому +12

    Bassem Youssef and Jon Stewart would make one hell of a tag team dou. Bassem is a genius and Jon is hilarious.

  • @rocknrollmilitant
    @rocknrollmilitant 8 років тому +295

    As bad as Morsi was, he was Mahatma fucking Gandhi compared to General Sisi.

    • @ammiajames1775
      @ammiajames1775 8 років тому +7

      Yes finally

    • @molentils6472
      @molentils6472 8 років тому +35

      at least Morsi didn't shoot protestors, or hand out mass death sentences, or overthrow a Democratic government...

    • @rocknrollmilitant
      @rocknrollmilitant 8 років тому +18

      Mo Lester My point exactly. Egypt needs another revolution.

    • @ammiajames1775
      @ammiajames1775 8 років тому +3

      +Mo Lester I agree

    • @a_Lemming
      @a_Lemming 8 років тому +9

      Didn't Sisi kill Youssef's show anyway?

  • @the_thinker69
    @the_thinker69 8 років тому +104

    Did anyone get the conan joke ?

  • @noneofyourbusinesssame4228
    @noneofyourbusinesssame4228 9 років тому +72

    Ah, the Arab Spring, a time of hope - quickly followed by a summer of discontent, and a flood season of outright batshit revolution.

    • @MESSI-fx1ob
      @MESSI-fx1ob 5 років тому +3

      Noneofyourbusiness Same funded by the west

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 роки тому

      For what proposes, yet-another "sage" in "@@MESSI-fx1ob"???

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 роки тому

      The fact remains: Egyptians merely attempted to ape Tunisia, without giving as much consideration and commitment to the process as them.
      _Ergo.._
      The results are for every well-informed critical-thinker to see.
      Too bad that at least the heartland, which didn't spark the OG revolution but at least turned-out to be the most-mature one to be dignified towards the electoral-process, even if that might be because their favoured candidate was in office - couldn't get to reap the fruits of its patience and to the tragic, unmentionable-brutality of the hegemonic-junta: Paid the price of losing several hundreds of their own as a retribution for peaceful-demonstrations.

  • @lesleysullivan6458
    @lesleysullivan6458 2 роки тому +7

    These clips are so funny, even years later. Keep the humor rolling.

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom3032 3 роки тому +7

    Still miss jon Stewart. December 2020

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 8 років тому +60

    I guess I know what Trevor Noah can't replace him. Stewart is very visual. Rubber face, scratchy voice - he has a much broader repertoire in mimics and voices. The jokes aren't worse now, he's just funnier with his face.

    • @otter_tot
      @otter_tot 7 років тому +9

      Well, maybe the jokes are _a little_ worse now but that is actually a really valid point (well demonstrated by 1:21).

    • @shaterawilcoxson1259
      @shaterawilcoxson1259 7 років тому

      True.

    • @RusselXJoyce
      @RusselXJoyce 7 років тому +5

      Trine Langohr The daily show is been on a long time. So people feel in love with it with jon in it. I dont think there is anyone who can replace that person. I started to watch it with Trevor and i love it. I think if you like a host and he is been with you for so long no one can really replace him/her

    • @artsy_artist1323
      @artsy_artist1323 7 років тому +4

      Trine Langohr
      I think Trevor is definitely growing as a host, though. I bet his facial and other physics expressions are really going to improve with time! He's already getting funnier and funnier as time goes on

    • @ManonVarendaz
      @ManonVarendaz 5 років тому

      I think Trevor Noah is doing a very good job and brings a very interesting perspective. In my case it's just personal preference that I like Jon Stewart better.

  • @joelrepp5413
    @joelrepp5413 5 років тому +6

    I miss you so much Jon. Thanks for all the work and legacy humorists.

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 10 років тому +5

    (5:45)
    Oh god, that demure grin just kills me every time!

  • @thelegodude9998
    @thelegodude9998 11 років тому +7

    As an Egyptian myself... I find this very funny! I love Jon Stewart

  • @halobro6300
    @halobro6300 5 років тому +5

    lmfaooo the way he said “al bernameg” 😂😂😂

  • @bensorah
    @bensorah 8 років тому +260

    Bassem Youssef was not harm by Morsi and he continued to have his show but when Sisi took over he was silenced forever and the only thing he does now is blog. lol

    • @DayzAhat
      @DayzAhat 5 років тому +16

      abs bensurah during Morsi’s tenure his show was shut down many times though.

    • @alielsaeed5830
      @alielsaeed5830 5 років тому +10

      no not because morsi but the actuall stopping of elbernamg was because elsisi

    • @zozo8444
      @zozo8444 4 роки тому

      abs bensurah unfortunately true

    • @surle9148
      @surle9148 4 роки тому +4

      @@morfisiuslizerro6400 Friend? You misspelled slave.

    • @mohammedbadra8797
      @mohammedbadra8797 3 роки тому

      This.

  • @omaniyoutuber4100
    @omaniyoutuber4100 7 років тому

    Amazing show, Thank you for uploading it.

  • @baleeghal-baitar
    @baleeghal-baitar 3 місяці тому +5

    Can anyone dare to talk about the Egyptian president now!?

    • @mohamedfathi2159
      @mohamedfathi2159 2 місяці тому +2

      Nope

    • @da7war655
      @da7war655 2 місяці тому +2

      What does this have to do with the Islamist movement Morsi ibn el mtnaka that was about to make Egypt another Afghanistan?

    • @mohamedfathi2159
      @mohamedfathi2159 2 місяці тому

      @@da7war655 طب والسيسي مش ابن وسخة برضو ولا ايه!؟ انت مش شايف البلد عمالة تنزل وتغرق بسببه؟

    • @ahmedhady6093
      @ahmedhady6093 8 днів тому

      ​@@da7war655 Please don't Insult he was bad but insulting his mother only makes him Better

  • @kundalinipsych
    @kundalinipsych 10 років тому +10

    This segment is one of the all time great pieces of American satire. Perfection from start to finish.

  • @Baatfull_Ocolm
    @Baatfull_Ocolm 7 років тому +5

    Seeing and listening to him again really brought back some good memories.. You shaped the political ideology of an entire generation and we thank you for that

  • @MrNINTENDONITUS
    @MrNINTENDONITUS 11 років тому +1

    fantastic segment, as always.

  • @hollaahop
    @hollaahop 11 років тому

    Very well presented! *standing ovation*

  • @projectjt3149
    @projectjt3149 9 років тому +4

    OMG! The comparison between Bassem's insults to President Morsi to Stewart's insutis on Bush was priceless.

  • @listianocrowe
    @listianocrowe 4 роки тому +6

    "This is the daily show with Jon Stewart".... I really miss hearing those words on weeknights!

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 роки тому

      He’s getting an hour long current topic show on Apple TV!! I’ll be pirating since Apple TV isn’t available where I’m now residing, but I’m looking forward to finally seeing the man I grew up with from 2001-2015 :)

  • @dolphlalala
    @dolphlalala 11 років тому

    I respect your way of speaking honest and straight forward. Also do I agree in most of the points you are making. Some of it I may have another viewpoint on, but your arguments of these things are valid as well. I thank you for your answer and hope and pray for a better future in Egypt and the whole Middle East. I wish the majority were like you in that zone (Middle East)
    Peace out

  • @Sleepingpoet1966
    @Sleepingpoet1966 11 років тому

    Thanks so much, Jon Stewart, for being wonderful as usual!

  • @husseintoney
    @husseintoney 10 років тому +16

    The irony is Bassem Yousef advocated for the coup and the junta, then they fucked him and canceled his show, he is missing Morsi's days

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 10 років тому +3

      The often borderline irrational hatred (or fear) of the Muslim Brotherhood, which seems to me to be a conservative democratic party committed to nonviolence and parliamentary means, seems also very strong in Egyptian society amongst the secularists and liberals. A large part of it has to be that it was vilified and outlawed for a long time and also possibly it has been very successful with running programs for the poor etc. But is there any evidence it is not democratic, even just in rhetoric?

    • @filledegypte
      @filledegypte 10 років тому

      So you can't agree on some facts with the army and disagree on other points?

    • @korona3103
      @korona3103 10 років тому

      TheSpiritOfTheTimes They didn't address the country's problems and just went ahead with their pet project of reforming thing along religious grounds. This on the one hand included moves to boost Islam in institutions such as the law and on the other to marginalise non Muslims such as the Coptic Christians... This doesn't validate a coup but they were leading the country down a dark road.

    • @lonovik
      @lonovik 9 років тому

      TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      There is not single example that MB is not democratic, they are in so many countries, they are all democratic, Its only propaganda that they are not democratic.

  • @user-un1gs5um9l
    @user-un1gs5um9l 6 місяців тому +3

    Just so you know, the police arrested him without an Order from the President ...

  • @Indomi2008
    @Indomi2008 6 років тому

    wow ... well said.

  • @KisstheSkyBright
    @KisstheSkyBright 11 років тому

    Thank you John!! I love you for that

  • @rafikyonathan
    @rafikyonathan 11 років тому +12

    Thank you Jon Stewart for supporting us and letting the world know what's actually happening in Egypt.

  • @dog-ez2nu
    @dog-ez2nu 8 років тому +36

    Bassem's probably making everyone in prison laugh.

    • @dog-ez2nu
      @dog-ez2nu 7 років тому

      +rey skywaka cool.

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 роки тому +1

      He’s been living in the US since 2014 lmao, you tried to go off and landed on your face

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 роки тому +1

      Haha!
      True THAT, Mr @@justinhamilton8647.
      But for whatever it's worth: At least unlike the good ol' sanctimonious commenters found at every nook-&-corner at every waking-moment, at least their display-name is well-suited. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @yidiangao3988
    @yidiangao3988 6 років тому

    Really love the show, but hope there are subtitles for this

  • @sarabagsair1
    @sarabagsair1 11 років тому

    Well said bravooooo ....

  • @touba3240
    @touba3240 6 місяців тому +3

    Bassem the Egyptian Revolution Hero 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @osamovic7725
    @osamovic7725 8 років тому +23

    Atleast his show was running on Morsi's Era, now its shut. yea thats true. :D

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 роки тому

      What a SHOCKER..
      N-O-T

  • @hhappyduck
    @hhappyduck Рік тому +1

    Oh that opening is so nostalgic

  • @MaisamTamar
    @MaisamTamar 8 років тому +1

    Jon please come back, love from Pakistan :*

  • @marktwain622
    @marktwain622 10 років тому +12

    Three cheers for Jon!

  • @sumguy8
    @sumguy8 3 роки тому +5

    Can’t believe it’s been 8 years since this.

  • @numskul
    @numskul 10 років тому +2

    Am I the only one who noticed the Morrissey "viva hate" joke?
    Haha

  • @Peter_Burg
    @Peter_Burg 5 років тому +2

    Best intro of all time!

  • @linaadam3185
    @linaadam3185 8 років тому +272

    hmm... he shouldn't have mixed zionists with jews ...not all jews are zionists

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 років тому +1

      +lina adam But all anti-zionists are in fact anti-semits.

    • @linaadam3185
      @linaadam3185 8 років тому +59

      i don't really think so ....there are many jews who are anti-zionists ..

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 років тому +7

      lina adam
      Ok let me rephrase this: All people i know wo claim to be anti-zionists are in fact anti-semits. Jews who i know just criticise the government of israel - they don't use the term anti-something at all.

    • @linaadam3185
      @linaadam3185 8 років тому +36

      well am not an anti-semite but am anti-zionist ..criticising the government of israel is in fact anti-zionism ....

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 років тому +2

      lina adam
      Yeah but thats stupid. For example critisising the US government is not anti-americanism. If someone states that he is anti-america, than his feelings go deeper than just critisism. I have made the same experience with anti-zionists. Maybe you are different. But people who consider themself anti-something usually feel irrational hate against this something.

  • @MrManlify
    @MrManlify 10 років тому +116

    I will say, Egypt is in infancy of democracy, the French Revolution had similar problems, and fear, every revolution that overthrew its own government had a course of great troubles, the only reason America is an exception is because we were highly self-governed, because out overseeing government was a full ocean away, and as such we were already self sufficient.
    However since this is youtube, i recognize comments of intelligence are often ridiculed so...
    Penis.

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 10 років тому +10

      How and why was the US an exception? The American revolution was instigated by the local elites who realized they'd be better off if they themselves ruled the lands rather than the British. And as far as Egypt goes, the democracy is not in infancy, the baby was aborted when the coup happened. There have been gains I believe, but with the new military strongman there is not much hope for real democracy. Why would the army wilingly cede their exorbitant privileges, when all it has to do is point to the imaginary evils of the hoards of Islamists to get Western support or blame any attack (real or staged; the college semester has been shortened in Egypt based on all the bombs etc. and no student believes the bombs are real, they're staged by the army) on the MB to villify the only organized alternative to the old regime/army?

    • @daveeyde9622
      @daveeyde9622 9 років тому +3

      ***** Yep..you have all Americans pegged lol....We all are about guns, big cars and houses. None of us here care about world matters or the governing of our country. BTW....how is that US aid package we send working out? Everyone hates America till that check arrives.....and to echo the person above....vagina

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 9 років тому +6

      David Eyde The aid to Egypt, second only to Israel, has two functions: the first is geostrategic, Egypt has been to a large degree an American client since Sadat. The second one is that it's a subsidy to domestic high-tech military industry- Egypt is obliged to buy American-produced weaponry etc. with a certain amount of the 'aid'. The aid is not humanitarian in nature, the US gives notoriously small amounts in international aid per capita compared to other rich countries.

    • @liampelosky3241
      @liampelosky3241 4 роки тому

      I think I just found the most intelligent reply thread in existence.

    • @liampelosky3241
      @liampelosky3241 4 роки тому

      America was not an exception because America never had a true revolution. Our ruling class (the founding fathers) were for the most part wealthy, slave owning, landed elites from backgrounds of relative privilege who did nothing to relieve the suffering of the farmers, the laborers, the blacks, women, or native Americans. It’s like saying that Athens and Greece had the first democracy when the only people that could vote were land owning wealthy men.

  • @Sirax123
    @Sirax123 9 років тому +1

    this clip gave me chills

  • @MegaHerning
    @MegaHerning 10 років тому

    The best episode:)

  • @kouvaaj123
    @kouvaaj123 10 років тому +6

    XD Jon Stewart is freakin GENIUS ^_^

  • @wispaya
    @wispaya 8 років тому +135

    i think we need to clarify something here , when we (Muslims/ Arabs)speak about Zionists we mean the unfair practices made by Israel against the unarmed Palestinians, the original owners of the land , we have no problem with Jews or Semitics or ANY race or religion ,we have concerns with the practices made by Israeli and their supporters

    • @wispaya
      @wispaya 8 років тому +25

      however, some Arabs say we are against Jews which is inaccurate and leads to this misunderstanding , because not all Jews are supporting Israel practices

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 8 років тому +4

      This is exactly right. People just don't understand or refuses to.

    • @MS-he3wz
      @MS-he3wz 8 років тому +28

      I agree. But let's not lie to ourselves, anti-semitism does exist and is very entrenched in muslim countries. In my home country, there are even idioms and expressions which associate jewish people with bad things, and my country is probably one of the most tolerant ones (we have a big jewish community, etc). A lot of muslims hide behind the Israel-Palestine conflict to justify their intolerance and I find it incredibly annoying because they're using the suffering of people. Of couse, I'm not saying all muslims are like that, but it does exist. I think it's also partly because when they learn someone is jewish, they automatically assume they're going to be zionists.
      One last thing is that you can be against Israel's policies (which have been horrendous and tyrannic against the Palestinian people for decades) without being anti-zionist. Anti-zionists think Israel shouldn't even exist, which is a really complex issue and at this point is completely useless because they do exist, they are very developed and they are not going anywhere, realistically. The focus should be shifted towards working for a two-state solution.

    • @rahmaahmed7569
      @rahmaahmed7569 6 років тому

      Sarah El-Mahdy well said

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 років тому

      1 question, when did the Palestinians own the land exactly

  • @jeannafazzalaro9671
    @jeannafazzalaro9671 9 років тому +1

    For me, this is (was) a signature Jon Stewart "think piece."
    It made me think: "He hates these cans!" :-)

  • @DaDaDanceProject
    @DaDaDanceProject 11 років тому

    Love it! It is mind blowing that these different points of view are part of our time. We are so retrograded as humanity.

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 9 років тому +89

    Morsi is super cereal about ManApePig.

    • @funkyalfonso
      @funkyalfonso 8 років тому +4

      GdoubleWB Yeah, he's just one big cornflake.

    • @MohamedTaymour13
      @MohamedTaymour13 5 років тому +1

      Hell muslims hate him equally

    • @ahmad_mido
      @ahmad_mido 5 років тому

      mohamed taymour
      🖕

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 роки тому

      “super cereal” wut, now???

  • @AnaAna-nn6pg
    @AnaAna-nn6pg 4 роки тому +3

    Damn. I miss you Stewart.

  • @KyleWilliamMarston
    @KyleWilliamMarston 9 місяців тому +2

    I am as someone who has a hat, and who knows Bassem, forever grateful.

  • @daniellightfoot4464
    @daniellightfoot4464 6 місяців тому

    That Morrissey reference lol 3:03

  • @kfjw
    @kfjw 8 років тому +12

    :0 "there's two things he likes, no three things, no four things..."
    Lifted straight outta Monty Python.

    • @killdianette
      @killdianette 8 років тому +4

      +Kaylen Wheeler NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION !

  • @SunniLeBoeuf
    @SunniLeBoeuf 11 років тому +5

    I'm Jewish and I'm pretty dismayed at the rift that politics has created between our two (Semitic) peoples. When I see messages like this of solidarity between Jews and Arabs, it really gives me hope. Thank you.

  • @taylorgant1209
    @taylorgant1209 3 роки тому

    "But they dont go bye bye" lol I feel man

  • @imtrjii1275
    @imtrjii1275 9 років тому

    Amazing !

  • @someonedraws4208
    @someonedraws4208 4 роки тому +16

    *youtubes algorithm is reaching levels of store that should not he possible for an A.I.*

  • @dantheman6441
    @dantheman6441 5 років тому +4

    This is one of his best segments of his later years. So many great lines. I don't know how much of it was Stewart and how much of it was the writing team, but he was just ON.

  • @alirezaderazgisoo9214
    @alirezaderazgisoo9214 8 років тому

    I love this man he has an amazing soul

  • @adnantariq3346
    @adnantariq3346 9 років тому

    Got to love John Stewart ^_^

  • @greeko25
    @greeko25 9 років тому +8

    i miss Yousssef's show :(

  • @iliakatster
    @iliakatster 4 роки тому +11

    I forgot how devilishly handsome Bassem is

  • @Tayya100
    @Tayya100 2 роки тому +1

    I look up to John Stewart since I was a teenager, he have influenced most of my views. I was sad when he quit the show but Travis is carrying his legacy property. Its still my favorite show. Thank you for fighting so hard behalf of honesty.

  • @holleysmith6318
    @holleysmith6318 8 років тому +2

    THANK YOU JON! The Egyptians were great 👍🏼👏🏻

  • @RKroese
    @RKroese 11 років тому +3

    I was in a Jordan police-cell with 16 Egyptians who worked illigally in Jordan for 3 months (tourist visa), send the money to egypt, get themselves arrested and driven back to egypt.
    Nice people overall. =)

  • @farah_1997
    @farah_1997 9 років тому +10

    As an egyptian i'm so ashamed by the fact that we once had a president like morsy

    • @SaRa-bi3hc
      @SaRa-bi3hc 6 років тому +3

      as an egyptian too i'm ashamed that we still have stupid ppl like you

    • @M-rd9bw
      @M-rd9bw Місяць тому

      يلا متزعلش دلوقتي جالنا السيسي .

  • @lamaziya2415
    @lamaziya2415 8 років тому

    That South Park reference had me going though 5:41, i have fallen in love with this show.

  • @awake1251
    @awake1251 8 років тому +1

    What a great summary at the end. THIS is why Jon Stewart and the Daily Show won awards and got attention. Clarity.

  • @bfdidc6604
    @bfdidc6604 8 років тому +61

    The funny thing is, Mohamed Morsi is now in prison, and has been sentenced to death for some crimes and 20 years for others.

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 років тому +21

      Yeah but he didn't actually commit a crime tho..

    • @pharuss1462
      @pharuss1462 8 років тому +8

      +Julie Kassas actually he did

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 років тому +9

      Player Ghost​ don't get fooled by what the media says.. he didn't.

    • @RealEnerjak
      @RealEnerjak 8 років тому +8

      +Julie K
      Who cares? He's a bigot hating, incompetent, racist, pile of vomit. He couldn't even take care of his country. He deserves life in prison.

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 років тому +6

      Trinexx360​ u have a wrong idea about the whole thing, I wouldn't wanna go into details with u unless u want to. He doesn't.

  • @AbdelrhmanElsayed
    @AbdelrhmanElsayed 6 років тому +6

    just imagine my feeling as an Egyptian watching this in August 2017.

  • @maxlovell
    @maxlovell 11 років тому +1

    My god this guy's hilarious! I wish they broadcast this show in my country..

  • @salah7378
    @salah7378 10 років тому

    amazing jhon i love you

  • @R4Y2k
    @R4Y2k 4 роки тому +6

    "Nobody want's egypt to slide into darkness!"
    Well, that didn't go as planned, did it?

  • @totaalex71
    @totaalex71 10 років тому +26

    bassem never insulted islam neveeeeeeeeer

  • @TobleroneCraft
    @TobleroneCraft 6 років тому

    "What have you got there, geometry and mythology? Are you gonna finish those?"

  • @primavera919
    @primavera919 10 років тому

    Thank you Jon Stewart

  • @lulumirotic4501
    @lulumirotic4501 10 років тому +68

    I think yousef doesnt mock Islam he mocks The brother which these are two diff things .

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 років тому

      Nada Healer And if he did? Would punishment be justified?

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 років тому +1

      +107490099452231741802 he would never do that ... Of course only god judges people but i would never let any one mock christans or jews there should be red lines we should respect beliefs :)

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 років тому +7

      _i would never let any one mock christans or jews there should be red lines we should respect beliefs_
      Ah huh. Freedom of speech isn't a big thing where you are, huh?

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 років тому +5

      L1ttleT3d no i meant say offensif things and hurt people's feeling ... Of course every one has the right to say what he thinks but don't hurt people ...

  • @IGEKT
    @IGEKT 8 років тому +122

    guess what.... egypt is a disaster now XD..... we are back to the freakin army .... and our leader's name is General Sissy ..... (im not kidding btw)

    • @SuperQuiMan
      @SuperQuiMan 7 років тому +1

      Fly you fool!

    • @MESSI-fx1ob
      @MESSI-fx1ob 5 років тому +7

      Rhino ZR true but better than morsi who was terrorists

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 5 років тому

      Careful man

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 років тому

      Look at what islam made of them... So sad.

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 роки тому +15

      @@supermojo9672 not islam, you dumbass. It is authoritarianism and extremism (in Morsi's case)

  • @AbdulKublan
    @AbdulKublan 11 років тому

    Great John and Great Bassem :)

  • @cocoso99
    @cocoso99 10 років тому

    6:53 lol "we still have the reciets"

  • @tothestars101
    @tothestars101 10 років тому +3

    This was so good, he stood up for his friend by directly addressing the president

    • @husseintoney
      @husseintoney 10 років тому

      will the president did not do any harm to his friend, the military which Bassem advocated canceled his show

  • @AuspiciousYouTube
    @AuspiciousYouTube 6 місяців тому +14

    Every word that Morsi said about Zionists was true.. It's not anti-semitism, sometimes truth is bitter

    • @yoloswaggins7121
      @yoloswaggins7121 3 місяці тому +1

      He said Jews. He said they were bloodsuckers and descended from pigs. That is anti semitic

  • @dinamustafa1201
    @dinamustafa1201 10 років тому +1

    a regime that is ruined by words of comedians , is not even a regime !!!
    it is a chaos !!
    good job Bassem !!!!
    love you Jon !!

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 10 років тому +1

    "We should know, we still have the receipts." Hicks, called it.