The Daily Show - Start Wars

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  • @frezerh
    @frezerh 4 роки тому +785

    This clip will be relevant for decades to come.
    Jon was ON POINT here

    • @Orain88
      @Orain88 4 роки тому +13

      In the context of the last week, this clip is downright haunting.

    • @ucimobile0468
      @ucimobile0468 4 роки тому +14

      TheFrezident I never knew Obama went on record essentially saying he had too much power. Now I have even more respect.

    • @lgonzalez1154
      @lgonzalez1154 4 роки тому +6

      Obama was unreal! What a fucking joke our country has become

    • @GeneralConsensusPod
      @GeneralConsensusPod 4 роки тому +3

      Stand Alone I don’t even kno what to say to family members who actually believe Trump is worlds better than Obama. I’m lost for words every time

    • @lgonzalez1154
      @lgonzalez1154 4 роки тому +3

      @@GeneralConsensusPod Small minded people love trump! There's nothing you can do to increase someone's IQ to a gorilla's!

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 4 роки тому +1194

    Congress: "We can't trust Iran to keep to this deal!"
    yeah, turns out Iran wasn't the one we had to worry about

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 4 роки тому +73

      They know THEY can't be trusted, so they automatically attribute their own (lack of) character to others.

    • @allisonbauch1063
      @allisonbauch1063 4 роки тому +33

      The US is so full of shit. Who are they kidding? We're saving them from themselves, right? Good Lord. How can they say all this bs without bursting out loud with hysterical OK laughter? Is anyone buying this crap?

    • @S_Ming407
      @S_Ming407 3 роки тому +28

      ​@@edinfific2576 Indeed, "psychological projection" is the GOP's guiding principle.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 3 роки тому +13

      It was almost like Iran wanted peace.

    • @satevo462
      @satevo462 3 роки тому +18

      @@edinfific2576 Exactly. It's all projection with them. Just like Nixon. They assume everyone else is cheating as much as they are. When in reality, they are the ones stealing elections. They are the ones destroying freedom and democracy. They are the ones destroying America.

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 9 років тому +773

    I really miss his Lindsey Graham impersonation.

    • @Saiyanprince1114
      @Saiyanprince1114 8 років тому +3

      Likewise

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 8 років тому +19

      +Patrick Chole at least we have the ben carson impersonations now.

    • @thebigh4752
      @thebigh4752 8 років тому +10

      I am getting the vapors! :D

    • @gregoryshumakevich8558
      @gregoryshumakevich8558 8 років тому +13

      Patrick Chole i literally came here just for that

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 7 років тому

      Thanks folks. This is probably the first UA-cam comment ever that didn't devolve into rampant troll insanity. Cheers🙏

  • @Barzins1
    @Barzins1 9 років тому +904

    Peace doesn't make big corporations money.

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 9 років тому +11

      +Barry Sabahat Neither does deporting immigrants.

    • @wolfhead21
      @wolfhead21 9 років тому +17

      +TedGoranson69 Oh don't worry, THAT will make enough money for the private sector.
      Only that the rest of the economy looses a giant amount of work force.

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 9 років тому +9

      wolfhead21 Fucking lol. Yeah, clearly corporations don't profit from having a massive class of people they pay less than minimum wage who can't ever complain about working conditions, right? And clearly, we need a larger work force at a time when youth unemployment is at record highs. Yep. No corporate beneficiaries here folks.

    • @wolfhead21
      @wolfhead21 9 років тому +4

      TedGoranson69 mhm, and you want to solve the youth unemployment by providing them with jobs that they categorically reject? Good luck trying that one.
      And the state will never deport the illegals completely by it's own efforts, a good chunk will go to private contractors.

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 9 років тому +1

      wolfhead21 They are not rejecting anything. There aren't enough jobs out there for them to take, plain and fucking simple. Or are you one of the people who takes corporations at their words when they bleat about 'shortages' and 'no one wanting to work' as if they don't have massive self-interest behind those claims?

  • @artofmusic303
    @artofmusic303 9 років тому +627

    Classic! "We're the Edward Scissorhands of countries; we want to love but we only know how to hurt."

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 6 років тому +2

      You make a mean ice sculpture, though. ^-^

    • @Ancienregime8090
      @Ancienregime8090 5 років тому +2

      I blame Woodrow Wilson

    • @prin1571
      @prin1571 5 років тому

      so true!

    • @BIGFOOT.766
      @BIGFOOT.766 5 років тому

      😭

    • @jodyyoung2194
      @jodyyoung2194 4 роки тому +1

      Right because we only provide the most foreign aid then all other countries combined

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 9 років тому +1090

    Too many unintended consequences from signing the disability treaty, but when it comes to starting wars, what could go wrong?

    • @steverocks85
      @steverocks85 9 років тому +76

      Duncan Wallace What is even more ironic that disability treaty was based upon the American with disabilities act

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 9 років тому +28

      Duncan Wallace Simple, when it comes to raiding foreign countries with drones or fly in and do covert operations there´s no such thing as unintentional consequences, drawbacks or, for that matter, any risk of full out war. American logic.

    • @nexusvexusus4096
      @nexusvexusus4096 9 років тому +8

      Duncan Wallace ".......but when it comes to starting wars, what could go wrong?" God. Reading UA-cam comments by Americans more and more makes me so utterly embarassed to be American.

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 9 років тому +36

      Dathotness4ya Pretty sure that´s irony.

    • @nexusvexusus4096
      @nexusvexusus4096 9 років тому +12

      Johan Öhgren Well I just hovered the cursor over his username and I'm just finding out now that he's from Sydney, Australia. Had I known that I would have taken it as sarcasm. I'm STILL more and more everyday embarrassed to be American by the comments I read online from people in this country. I encourage you all abroad to keep telling us about ourselves. It's like America thinks its the hottest guy in the whole entire school until you all come along and hold a mirror up in front of their face and he snaps out of his arrogance and finds out what people really think. Please keep holding up that mirror.

  • @bueno22283
    @bueno22283 4 роки тому +490

    We need John more than ever.

    • @MrSafer
      @MrSafer 4 роки тому +33

      good god his name was plastered all over television for decades. its JON

    • @skyhigh9632
      @skyhigh9632 4 роки тому +11

      Jon

    • @wqadri101
      @wqadri101 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrSafer 33333333333³333³³33

    • @BidM142
      @BidM142 3 роки тому +2

      My man’s on Twitter now!

    • @BazzBrother
      @BazzBrother 3 роки тому +6

      @@BidM142 Im writing him in for president from now on....unless trump runs in which case I’ll have to back the direct opposition

  • @blaze5053
    @blaze5053 7 років тому +1675

    Watching this after a year of Trump., man I miss john

    • @SonBrimmer
      @SonBrimmer 6 років тому +5

      Totally.

    • @MazBringsby
      @MazBringsby 6 років тому +32

      I miss Jon Stewart. Trevor Noah is a talentless hack.

    • @Msm9004
      @Msm9004 6 років тому +4

      I miss him too.

    • @andrepardue7746
      @andrepardue7746 6 років тому +61

      Trevor Noah is a great comedian, but Trump ruins modern comedy. He has no time to relax and focus on other issues apart from trump. Trump eclipses the whole news cycle. It’s kind of sick.

    • @davidcoon1694
      @davidcoon1694 6 років тому +2

      Um I hate to bring this up but this deal is gone now

  • @madman3470
    @madman3470 9 років тому +877

    "An organisation that causes more grief then good" sounds like congress to me.

    • @jonnyclipper5798
      @jonnyclipper5798 9 років тому +6

      Dur hur hur fuk congresz rite guyz?

    • @finalbossoftheinternet6360
      @finalbossoftheinternet6360 9 років тому

      .

    • @modetallah
      @modetallah 9 років тому +6

      Mr420Spy Oh yeah, it's only the republicans. Typical dumbass brainwashed to see everything as either red or blue.

    • @uncreativepanda
      @uncreativepanda 9 років тому +1

      jonny clipper Uh... Yes?

    • @jonnyclipper5798
      @jonnyclipper5798 9 років тому +4

      +Mr420Spy
      "who's always had a problem with progress"
      Thats kinda the whole point of conservativism.

  • @simoncarlile5190
    @simoncarlile5190 9 років тому +53

    "We can't sign treaties; they have unintended consequences" because engaging in military action could never have unintended consequences.

  • @michalkubalski
    @michalkubalski 9 років тому +342

    Convention on the rights of children, signed 20 November 1989, parties: 195. Countries which did not sign or ratify the convention: United States and Somalia. The only countries on Earth, not willing to be binded by this convention.
    Oh, I'm sorry: On 20 January 2015, Somalia ratified the convention and the process will be finalized once the Government of Somalia deposits the instrument of ratification at UN Headquarters in New York. SOMALIA.
    Let me repeat:
    Convention. On the rights. Of CHILDREN. The only country ON EARTH not a party to this treaty: US of A.

    • @op3129
      @op3129 6 років тому +39

      you aren't wrong. but that's bc gop have co-opted our morality ... all while whining they're the "moral authority."
      we're so fucked in this country.
      genuinely, if you're in the the 195 countries that DID sign: I'm sorry we suck this badly. genuinely, if most americans paid attention (they don't ... again, sorry) to this - and understood it (I know, I know ...) - I'm pretty sure that back in 2015 a majority would be in favor of doing the right thing.
      (the "we don't want to lose sovereignty" argument has been a LONG one for the right. the underlying issue seems to have to real point for that coalition.)

    • @prin1571
      @prin1571 5 років тому +13

      similar to climate agreement!

    • @terrycrichton
      @terrycrichton 4 роки тому +33

      Well signing that would make it a little harder to bomb children. We can't have that.

    • @colewood3297
      @colewood3297 4 роки тому +24

      @@terrycrichton The real reason is that Jesus freaks would lose the right to beat their children with pipes & send them to psychological torture camps

    • @allisonbauch1063
      @allisonbauch1063 4 роки тому +9

      As my son Christian says, "The new American exceptionalism." Unfucking believable. The US is so full of shit. No wonder other countries laugh at us, or worse, hate us. This is the worst place in the world. We should be called the Selfish States of America.

  • @Doingitforlove
    @Doingitforlove 8 років тому +834

    i miss this dude.

    • @calvinsmale9336
      @calvinsmale9336 8 років тому +1

      Saaaame

    • @doodledibob
      @doodledibob 8 років тому +11

      +ramy hiekal GOOD NEWS! He's coming back on HBO towards the end of 2016. It's not going to be a weekly show, but he's going to be producing stuff on a fairly regular basis.

    • @Doingitforlove
      @Doingitforlove 8 років тому +3

      This is greatest news

    • @moknightacuratl8013
      @moknightacuratl8013 8 років тому

      I wish he stayed a little longer he spoke so much truth and he was for all race we're going to miss you John

    • @jamesgeorge3081
      @jamesgeorge3081 8 років тому +1

      I got it!! Ha ha ha We will start a new requirement to be in congress or be the president you must of served at least one season as a TV entertainer! Yea Dudes, that would make the government more of a laughing matter!

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 8 років тому +196

    What would a bully do if there was peace all around?

  • @FarshidFDM
    @FarshidFDM 9 років тому +247

    We wanna Love, but we only know how to hurt!
    This should be written by GOLD !!!

    • @killdianette
      @killdianette 8 років тому +12

      +FreedomOrNothin Nah. We want gold to come over here and fucking write it with its fucking gold hands.

    • @fikrifuad6586
      @fikrifuad6586 8 років тому

      +FreedomOrNothin haha

  • @jdlenl
    @jdlenl 9 років тому +390

    Dear America,
    We're sorry for Tom Cotton.
    Sincerely,
    Arkansas

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 5 років тому +19

      sorry don't cut it. you clowns keep electing that asshat. how about instead of sorry, you freakin don't?

    • @jaquesvonstraus7287
      @jaquesvonstraus7287 5 років тому +35

      Dear arkansas,
      We're sorry for Mike Pence
      Sincerely,
      Indiana

    • @UNIT294
      @UNIT294 5 років тому +33

      Dear America,
      We're sorry for Betsy DeVos.
      Sincerely,
      Michigan

    • @sahilhassan8538
      @sahilhassan8538 5 років тому +4

      I still wanna hear an apology from Kentucky (I live in Massachusetts)

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 5 років тому +44

      Dear America
      We're sorry for creating you
      Sincerely,
      Europe

  • @vartika_aga
    @vartika_aga 9 років тому +121

    "We're the Edward Scissorhands of countries; we want to love but we only know how to hurt." hahahah best description of US ever!

  • @chasesmay7237
    @chasesmay7237 4 роки тому +40

    Watching in late 2020 hits so different and damn, I miss Jon. No one has done what he did since, and his legacy is profound.

    • @Dem0n_baby
      @Dem0n_baby 2 роки тому

      Until he interviewed C Rice and H Clinton in 2022. Sad to see

  • @WhipTingz
    @WhipTingz 9 років тому +207

    He killed it.

    • @erfanmoshtagh
      @erfanmoshtagh 9 років тому +3

      Anona Moose not that hard.....your country is the joke of the free world...not the leader of it

    • @WhipTingz
      @WhipTingz 9 років тому +12

      Erfan Moshtagh Canada is a joke? That's not nice, eh.

    • @erfanmoshtagh
      @erfanmoshtagh 9 років тому +2

      Anona Moose thats why americans who actually travel to europe use the canadian flag side by side ehhhh.......travel the real world loser...research polls ....do something un-American and get an education

    • @WhipTingz
      @WhipTingz 9 років тому +8

      Erfan Moshtagh You sound confused.

    • @SumbelaZeb
      @SumbelaZeb 9 років тому

      Agreed. Amazing. What will we do without him?

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz 9 років тому +914

    jon stewart needs to run for president already...he would run circles around pretty much every single 2016 candidate in a debate

    • @ralphbernhard1757
      @ralphbernhard1757 9 років тому +27

      kuruptzZz On the down side, we would have to do without the humor after he wins :-)

    • @johnarizona3820
      @johnarizona3820 9 років тому +7

      kuruptzZz landslide win easy

    • @ODER66MIKE
      @ODER66MIKE 9 років тому +10

      kuruptzZz pretty ironic you say that since he's so sick of politics lol

    • @RainbowPandaaYT
      @RainbowPandaaYT 9 років тому +18

      Ralph Bernhard why would he do that, a president with a sense of humor sounds like an awesome idea.

    • @ralphbernhard1757
      @ralphbernhard1757 9 років тому +10

      Rainbow Pandaa Granted, as long as Russia changes from Putin to the best Russian comedian, North Korea and Iran follow suit, the IS hire Charlie Hebdo as consultants, Bill Maher becomes president of Israel, etc.
      Boy, I'll be there, and personally follow every summit, G8 forum (or is that now the G7 again?) and laugh my ass off :-)
      Wouldn't that just be great.
      No more guns and wars.
      Just "politicians" squaring off with the podium....(dream..)

  • @wearethebeeskiesibtommyb406
    @wearethebeeskiesibtommyb406 8 років тому +553

    It's ironic how The U.S. public gets more informative news from a comedy channel than they do from "real" news

    • @tylertone2776
      @tylertone2776 6 років тому +20

      I'll concede that if you are talking about all the sensational cable news channels created in the last 30 years or so, but otherwise nah. Look at any compelling bit of information presented in comedy like this show, and in captions you'll see it sourced directly from print media and their primary sources.
      With youtube and internet, people feel obligated to free news/info thus forego paying so many once comprehensive established institutions of the fourth estate in the face of increasingly unhappy shareholders have to halt massively diminishing profits and downsizing, have to resort to sensational headlines that encourage clicks (to see new distinguishable ads) because firms like Buzzfeed are discovered to have been ten times more profitable for ten years. Not talking about Cnn and kin which are well.. what they've always been.
      That stuff is very important because the most damning information about massive corruption in government/corps is used by Jon and Stephen free from NYT or WSJ whose staff spent unspeakable cash and years investigating each nook and cranny to get that shocking information out to the public sphere in the first place.
      Holding leaders of the world accountable through that kind of work is happening less and less because rather than read the report initially published by them in support, people will now choose instead to watch their favorite youtube/tv commentator summarize it.
      This is instrumental to a functioning democracy where government is held accountable for their shit, so don't let all of CNN's yellow journalism and the occasional mistake by oftentimes the same reporter in print media (in modern times, amplified extensively because there is always many opponents who want to dispute the integrity of various print investigations) destroy your appreciation for the real journalism out there with primary sources and facts. Buy a sub to your local paper peeps!

    • @op3129
      @op3129 6 років тому +4

      @@tylertone2776 whatever. I'll just watch Trevor Noah ... bc too many words.
      (kidding ... kinda. but not really. but only sorta, bc your entire post just makes BEESKIES' point: that only a tiny fraction would read your post. "Holding leaders of the world accountable" would mean 2018 would have looked far different. so BEESKIES is correct. that isn't an indictment or endorsement btw.)

    • @Seth-ng5oy
      @Seth-ng5oy 5 років тому +1

      @@tylertone2776 feelings don't care about you're feelings..

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 5 років тому +3

      @@tylertone2776 yes, daily show borrows a lot of their material from print media. that is true. they have always said as much. they never pretended to be investigation reporters. However, you also have to remember that print media is not very popular. had daily show not picked up many of these stories, they would not be consumed by the public. it would be great if cable news like fox or cnn did the same thing. but they rarely do. and when they do they heavily distort it in order to present a product suitable for their audience. the difference is, when the daily show does it, you are actually better informed.

    • @mngentry
      @mngentry 5 років тому +1

      That’s why I watch Stewart’s children (Stephen Colbert and John Oliver) rather than the news. Now if only the Republicans could have a well crafted political comedy show for me to watch so I can enjoy both sides of politics.

  • @HuggieBear39
    @HuggieBear39 9 років тому +485

    The opposite of Con is Pro so logically the opposite of Progress is Congress.

    • @muhammadumer2049
      @muhammadumer2049 8 років тому +15

      Spot on bruh

    • @mosman1372
      @mosman1372 8 років тому +6

      Damn!!!

    • @steffenreimann2854
      @steffenreimann2854 6 років тому +11

      That's probably the most genius sentence I have seen here on UA-cam. Thank you! 😂

    • @Just_logic
      @Just_logic 6 років тому

      👌👌😂😂

    • @Sifar_Secure
      @Sifar_Secure 6 років тому +7

      Progress is from the latin pro gradi meaning "walking forward". Congress is from the latin con gradi meaning "walking together".

  • @Surrealdreamer
    @Surrealdreamer 4 роки тому +5

    It’s 2020 and I so miss Mr John Stewart. No one can compare

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 років тому +44

    The US does things like these and yet looks down upon other governments.
    Like a wise person on the internet once said:
    "If you're not ashamed of at least one thing about our country, you don't know enough about your country."

    • @Dumpknoedel
      @Dumpknoedel 7 років тому

      littleblueclovers this is so funny to me cause I'm german

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 3 роки тому

      @@Dumpknoedel hey, I'm swiss

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl Рік тому

      @@Dumpknoedel not very funny to me, our king used to own an African country. doesn’t tickle my funny bone.

  • @roseslikemusic
    @roseslikemusic 9 років тому +101

    Or the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, ratified by 195 countries, meaning _everyone_ except the US.

    • @thegreyghost5846
      @thegreyghost5846 7 років тому +7

      roseslikemusic did we seriously not fucking sign that?

    • @Mohamed-jb9yx
      @Mohamed-jb9yx 6 років тому +1

      lessligher
      lol Thank u

    • @op3129
      @op3129 5 років тому

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx just to follow up ...
      US also signed TPP (and failed to ratify).
      just like US has signed NAFTA 2.0 (and hasn't yet ratified)

  • @Kuzo53
    @Kuzo53 4 роки тому +101

    Why do so many commenters call him “John” when his name is clearly “Jon”

    • @josephkrol8330
      @josephkrol8330 4 роки тому +4

      I figure the spelling "John" is more common than "Jon"

    • @Kuzo53
      @Kuzo53 4 роки тому +3

      Joseph Krol but that’s not his name? It’s literally says right there “the daily show with JON Stewart”

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kuzo53 Is it possible you're one of those people who read any kind of word - or at least any kind of simple enough word - and then spells it correctly forever? I'm like that myself but many people aren't. And some people aren't even like that when it comes to names. They just don't remember how a name is spelt and just write out the name they have in their memory. Possibly spelling the name in several different ways depending on the day. It's weird but it happens a lot. There must be people who keep misspelling "Gandalf" after having read Lord of the Rings several times and having read all kinds of things about the trilogy.

  • @stevenhaff3332
    @stevenhaff3332 5 років тому +26

    Just watched this excerpt for the first time. It’s June 20, 2019. He is still apropos and did he nail it. Still so many of the same cast of political characters...depressing.

  • @zerodollarbird
    @zerodollarbird 8 років тому +65

    Can we please get an "Operation I Guess That's That" patch?

  • @prestonage
    @prestonage 4 роки тому +26

    It's hard living without both Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart in their proper roles.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 8 років тому +89

    i miss his impersonations of lindsay graham

  • @nnobakht
    @nnobakht 9 років тому +6

    Jon Stewart is the best of his generation and will be missed dearly. I am so sad that I don't get to see him every night. I have learned so much about the issues over the last 16 years. Love the guy. He really should run for president. He would win in a landslide. Just a good all around human being besides being a gifted comic and a super intelligent individual. THE BEST EVER!!!

  • @jakeydelasbebs8800
    @jakeydelasbebs8800 6 років тому +32

    But they said nothing when Trump made a deal with North Korea in which Trump made tangible concessions in exchange for not much more than a vague promise

    • @ucimobile0468
      @ucimobile0468 4 роки тому +2

      Jacob Peterson That’s being broken

    • @MrSafer
      @MrSafer 4 роки тому

      oh seems you were wrong. no one saw that coming

  • @7shukur
    @7shukur 6 років тому +7

    This is timeless and legendary

  • @Philosophycase15
    @Philosophycase15 4 роки тому +87

    This has aged as well as Jon himself.

  • @TheDuality0fMan
    @TheDuality0fMan 4 роки тому +4

    Jon...JON....JOOOOOOOOOOON. We miss you Jon...

  • @sugarqbs
    @sugarqbs 3 роки тому +4

    GOd, it's surreal to look back at these clips (I never saw these the first time, I was too young) and see some of the beginnings of what we deal with today...

  • @caelroighblunt1956
    @caelroighblunt1956 9 років тому +19

    It is truly frightening how accurate this skit is...

  • @linksmith1057
    @linksmith1057 5 років тому +12

    Watching in 2019. I miss this mans commentary.

  • @JC19171
    @JC19171 4 роки тому +19

    This aged like a fine wine

    • @sandeepsudhakar806
      @sandeepsudhakar806 3 роки тому +2

      Most of Jon's segments have aged well, and stand relevant even today.

  • @theadamblock
    @theadamblock 4 роки тому +3

    That last bit. Just nailed it.

  • @LupoGalante
    @LupoGalante 2 роки тому +7

    I haven't laughed this much for a long time... that southern "a hot cup of shut the f*ck up" is just devastating 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jju2444
    @jju2444 4 роки тому +3

    Love Jon. Witty and insightful.

  • @mock61921
    @mock61921 3 роки тому +18

    Never get tired of Jon imitating/skewering Lindsey Graham.

  • @yakumo961
    @yakumo961 9 років тому +152

    Actually, yes, America kind of owns the ocean.
    A friend of mine had visited the US to buy a boat, with which he had then planned to sail through the Carribean and back to Europe. His first stop WOULD have been Cuba.
    He was literally stopped by American Patrol boats when he had Havanna in sight. I was supposed to meet him in Havanna to join his sailing tour and I had already gotten the message that he could see Havanna..... followed by 3 days of silence and eventually the message that the US coast guard had stopped them right in front of Cuban waters to escort them back to Florida.
    Here is the thing. By international law, that does count as piratery. Countries only have control over the 12 mile zone, which for the US, definitely does not extent until Cuba's 12 mile zone. Then again, the US is unfortunately not exactly known to follow international laws and regulations.

    • @yakumo961
      @yakumo961 9 років тому +1

      ***** Which would possibly allow you to have a 12 mile zone from Guantanamo Bay....... which does NOT extend until, as it is in the south of the island, while Havanna is in the north.

    • @diablo0073
      @diablo0073 9 років тому +3

      yakumo961 If they own the oceans, why did the Indian Navy have to defend merchant ships in the Gulf of Aden from Somali pirates? They exercise control and flex their muscles in their backyard. Not anywhere in the world that happens to have salt-water.

    • @yakumo961
      @yakumo961 9 років тому +6

      Get a fucking life, will you?!!! Carribean=salt water..... Besides, it might be their backyard, but it is still illegal by law. What would people do if Germany just decided to send their Bundeswehr all over Poland and act according to their own rules there?

    • @diablo0073
      @diablo0073 9 років тому +2

      yakumo961 Well, given the world's prejudice towards Germany, there'd be that thing we had a couple of times now.
      Those with power make the rules. It's just our misfortune that that power resides in the hands of the morally bankrupt.
      But my point was (and is) that the US doesn't 'own 70% of the Earth's surface'. That's just daft.

    • @grisflyt
      @grisflyt 9 років тому +17

      Get a fucking life, will you?!!! Correct answer. Everything, at least it seems that way, is a function of power.
      I do not know what prejudice against Germany you are talking about.
      USA has overthrown more democracies post WWII than any other nation, and has armed and bankrolled more gangsters, drug lords, madmen and mass murderers than any other country in history.

  • @gabrielduarte5194
    @gabrielduarte5194 5 років тому +11

    "What are we the spanish armada?" As an historian, it gets me everytime.

    • @gabrielduarte5194
      @gabrielduarte5194 3 роки тому +3

      @@Peter-ff1tp English is not my first language. UA-cam is available worldwide, my friend.

  • @thisfacebelievesyou8862
    @thisfacebelievesyou8862 6 років тому +3

    “A hot cup of shut the fuck up” gets me every damn time.

  • @danexplainsscience2205
    @danexplainsscience2205 9 років тому +1

    Well that is so on the nose it makes me want to cry.

  • @NoopurRaval
    @NoopurRaval 8 років тому +7

    I love you and miss you. Please come back. You have a duty to speak up. You're like bernie but more energetic.

  • @PungentTowelWasTaken
    @PungentTowelWasTaken 8 років тому +419

    Comedians should run this country

  • @stormkern
    @stormkern 8 років тому +39

    I will forever miss the Lindsay Graham impressions x'D

  • @typacsk
    @typacsk 8 років тому +35

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking White-Out.

  • @patrickaucoin2344
    @patrickaucoin2344 9 років тому +6

    Getting the word out!!
    "That's the kind of goodness baked into the US Constitution. To make peace, two thirds of the Senate need to come along. You want to make war though? Simple majority." -- Jon Stewart

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 4 роки тому +2

    Yeah this one time I held a door open for an old woman, the unintended consequence was she said "thank you".

  • @vladtheimpaler2765
    @vladtheimpaler2765 8 років тому +36

    man i missed this dude

    • @vladtheimpaler2765
      @vladtheimpaler2765 8 років тому +2

      leonardimas1 yup he's one of the best comedian in US that's for sure

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight 5 років тому +5

    The Graham impersonation was amazing

  • @ermiasd2695
    @ermiasd2695 2 роки тому +5

    John’s Lindsey graham is criminally underrated

  • @shadowkittycat97
    @shadowkittycat97 6 років тому +3

    I fucking love Jon's Lindsey Graham impression. It sounds like a southern belle.
    "Oh, Lordy, I think I'm getting a case o' the vapors!"

  • @jakevoss4917
    @jakevoss4917 5 років тому +6

    Jon Stewart primed me and probably a lot of us for Bernie Sanders with segments like this.

  • @angryface7135
    @angryface7135 9 років тому +20

    MURICA - We wanna Luv, But We Only Know how to hurt"
    Best line!

  • @spaceUniverse2012
    @spaceUniverse2012 5 років тому +18

    OMG, i just love it when he does Senator Graham's impression. It is a classic and well-deserved. Senator Graham is one of the most corrupt politicians out there.

  • @dendrahlthegamer8459
    @dendrahlthegamer8459 4 роки тому +2

    Its eerie how relevant this is today almost 5 years later. Its scary actually....

  • @robertaclark6079
    @robertaclark6079 4 роки тому +6

    Jon Stewart was the Prince of Prescience.
    His trainees have gone forth to carry on his tradition of smart, incisive commentary: John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, Jordan Klepper, Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj... thank you Jon. You are missed.

  • @lola92393
    @lola92393 4 роки тому +2

    I've never missed Jon more...

  • @jacktorborg9862
    @jacktorborg9862 4 роки тому +8

    This aged well...

  • @nicholasnicol
    @nicholasnicol 5 років тому +1

    A world without Jon Stewart is a world without sanity.

  • @lekanraposte6732
    @lekanraposte6732 9 років тому +31

    The USA act like some sort of super villain. Against everything that is good for Humanity, ready to blow shit up every seconds.
    'Murrika.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 9 років тому +21

      Nah, don't call it that. Here in 'Murica, we prefer the term "defenders of freedom." When we use drones to strike and kill innocent civilians, we're just protecting freedom. When we invade other countries with no clear reason and destabilize them to the point where an extremist group can sweep in and occupy half of that country once we leave, we're protecting freedom. When we insist on having our military in every goddamn corner of the globe (with many of our servicemen misbehaving in unethical and often criminal ways), we're simply there to protect your freedom. You should be grateful that we in 'Murica do so much to keep you free =)

    • @dalailion3912
      @dalailion3912 9 років тому

      lol

    • @nurse4him75
      @nurse4him75 8 років тому

      +ZhangtheGreat ok something is very wrong here!! mind playin tricks on me?

  • @sofakingkool1
    @sofakingkool1 8 років тому +1

    There will never be anyone quite like Jon Stewart

    • @dandelionjones3269
      @dandelionjones3269 7 років тому

      ILove Grande` She wanted to build a no fly zone in Syria, which most likely lead to war with Syria and Russia.

  • @jorge62142
    @jorge62142 4 роки тому +4

    5 years latter.... and wow.

  • @jackclingenpeel5020
    @jackclingenpeel5020 5 років тому +2

    We need you back NOW Jon!

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 6 років тому +6

    This is really ironic now considering we're the ones who broke the deal XD

  • @samiomais1740
    @samiomais1740 7 років тому +1

    Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant

  • @robinsutton4952
    @robinsutton4952 5 років тому +8

    Watching in 2019. We’ve just fallen so far backward. If we only knew the what the future holds.

  • @LordWaterBottle
    @LordWaterBottle 9 місяців тому +2

    Jon Stewart is the Avatar, when the world thought they needed him most he vanished, but he has returned when we truly need his help.

  • @DavidDreyer
    @DavidDreyer 9 років тому +7

    I don't think any of the politicians really know what they're saying from one moment to the next or from one interview to the next....

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 9 років тому +2

      +Dave Dreyer (unclejedimaster) They don't need to. They're in districts and/or states where their seats are completely safe. The only way they stand a chance at losing their seat is if they face a significant challenge in the primaries, and that almost never happens.

  • @m6ry
    @m6ry 8 років тому +1

    Love, love, love Jon Stewart

  • @sanskrutinair2137
    @sanskrutinair2137 4 роки тому +16

    "We don't trust the government of Iran..." Guess who has the crazy government now😂😂😂

  • @flip1980ful
    @flip1980ful 6 років тому

    So very insightful going back to hear we were thinking about then.

  • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
    @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 7 років тому +6

    Remember when the Daily Show wasn't afraid to be anti-war?

  • @lisilein2
    @lisilein2 7 років тому +1

    I miiiiiiiiiss you soooo much!

  • @spacecaptainseth213
    @spacecaptainseth213 6 років тому +7

    This hurts to watch now

  • @NeverRubARhubarb
    @NeverRubARhubarb 2 роки тому +1

    "A hot cup of shut the f*ck up". Now why am I only hearing that phrase for the first time? The southern accent makes it so much better.

  • @ahmadrezahajsaeedi3508
    @ahmadrezahajsaeedi3508 6 років тому +15

    Jon Stewart was the last anti-war TV personality.

  • @ichliebejava5115
    @ichliebejava5115 9 років тому

    Edward : we want love but we only know how to heart .
    nicely said .

  • @lenniegodber7805
    @lenniegodber7805 9 років тому +23

    It's will be quite unfortunate when Mr JS moves on from TDS.
    He's the only American comedian I can actually stand

    • @Klokinator
      @Klokinator 9 років тому +7

      Lennie Godber Don't forget John Oliver!

    • @ST3R3OLIV3
      @ST3R3OLIV3 9 років тому +11

      ***** John Oliver is actually British :)

    • @finalbossoftheinternet6360
      @finalbossoftheinternet6360 9 років тому +6

      Lina Lafif I'll just leave this here: "It was very, very difficult to get that green card, It was an incredible painful, traumatic experience. And if it was that
      difficult for someone like me, then you know the immigration system is ridiculous in this country." - John Oliver

    • @Vyctor__
      @Vyctor__ 9 років тому +1

      Lennie Godber Try Doug Stanhope.

    • @rubennollet4623
      @rubennollet4623 9 років тому

      Vyctor_ Bad idea. Stanhope really really really really wants to be the new Bill Hicks. Unfortunately he lacks both the wit and the vision.

  • @asifansari6932
    @asifansari6932 8 років тому +38

    America : *WAR WAR WAR WAR...*

  • @huongtranthanh5608
    @huongtranthanh5608 4 роки тому +6

    really miss jon, trevor is always so subdued and philosophical. i want it raw and harsh

  • @cbarraza12
    @cbarraza12 6 років тому +1

    Great stuff!!

  • @Oriontastic
    @Oriontastic 9 років тому +110

    Omg, I clicked only because I thought it said Star Wars, lol

    • @ichliebejava5115
      @ichliebejava5115 9 років тому +2

      Dante Da Vinci go back to your star wars kid.

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 9 років тому +1

      +Dante Da Vinci I clicked because it was said Jon Stewart. What a coincidence!

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 9 років тому

      +Dante Da Vinci I hope you enjoyed it though

    • @Oriontastic
      @Oriontastic 9 років тому

      princesslibra20 I actually did, guy is funny.

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 9 років тому

      Dante Da Vinci You learn a lot about the true face of politics too. I also discovered him by accident 2 or so years ago. This is great past time for me.

  • @DrAwaisShah
    @DrAwaisShah 9 років тому +2

    Someone give this guy a metal !!!! Jon you are truly amazing man. You always told the truth about the kind of bullshit going on in the world and with that also provided hell of entertainment.

  • @burningwings136
    @burningwings136 8 років тому +3

    I miss John Stewart so much...

  • @robbiesize
    @robbiesize 9 років тому

    Magnificent! News/comedy/television. Hope the new one has Stewart like smarts. He makes the sad bad stuff funny, imagine having to make it funny, for 16ish years. Enjoy the Elves John. But Please come back to us. STANDING OVATION for Mr John Stewart....huzzah huzzah huzzah.!.!.! Ok standing ovation with applause in rigging tricky. Salute JS.

  • @rawrromaguera4572
    @rawrromaguera4572 8 років тому +3

    "what are we? The Spanish Armada?".................. lol

  • @diehardharrypotterfanz
    @diehardharrypotterfanz 7 років тому +1

    Oh john stewart bro... We miss you!

  • @whaddup5417
    @whaddup5417 3 роки тому +3

    Just keeping this in mind anytime the US turns around and says “why aren’t other countries stepping up militarily!”

  • @modularmuse
    @modularmuse 3 роки тому

    Nothing ever changes.

  • @skyefeyden
    @skyefeyden 4 роки тому +3

    Timely recommendation, UA-cam!

  • @blacktigers98
    @blacktigers98 8 років тому +1

    After seeing the StarT Wars graphic, I'd love to be part of the group that comes up with the ideas for these comedic political talk shows.

  • @Peter-yc2uh
    @Peter-yc2uh 4 роки тому +14

    I mean, I like Trevor. He's good at what he does. But I watch this and I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUCK... it was SOO much better with John Stewart. 😓😓😓

  • @tiredofunpleasanthatefulpe7735
    @tiredofunpleasanthatefulpe7735 4 роки тому

    It makes me very sad to see so much undone in such a short time.

  • @Ryoushadow
    @Ryoushadow 9 років тому +3

    Well, at least we know that the USA's policy of "bomb first, negotiate later" isn't new.

  • @mhalditomacho2055
    @mhalditomacho2055 8 років тому +1

    The best ever..this guy.