i wait about 2 hours to get in and who would really read the rules? I go in taze a man so he doesn't run into someone get jailed then banned for TAZING someone and those 2 hours are wasted until i joined another game while mad and i wait for admins to leave and i kill everyone and leave while i can.
"You're honor, At a molecular level, I never actually touched that man, I know his teeth are chipped and he has a black eye, But that was not from me."
2:06 Imagine it's your first year at Hogwarts. You've been waiting all your life to learn magic and be an amazing wizard. And then you sit down at your House Table and hear this from Dumbledore.
Here is a funny story of an actual worker from a GameStop. A man went in and took all the 100€ steam gift cards. There were just one problem... They had to be scanned before use or else the codes won't work. He just stole peices of useless plastic.
well, usually when in reference to wetness we associate it to the non-physically volatile sensation of a liquid (such as the condensation of fog on your skin, or the running of other liquids like juice, broth, soap, etc...) but not anything too dense or thick like tar or, so therefore if its a physiological sensation mostly associated with a non volatile liquid when it comes into contact with the human body, then we give it the trait of being wet, as for hotdogs, its called a hotdog bun, singular, unless there are a rare 2 halves of a hotdog bun separated on both sides of the hotdog without the thin connection of bread between the 2, its like a grinder, you know like a meatball or sausage grinder, well i guess it can be classified as a hotdog-sausage grinder, thats my $0.02 on the subject, deep self analysis.
13:49 I was really hoping for Jameskii to go “Security” and the Chell in the background turns around pulling out a shotgun and blast the guy in the back of the head.
i've been looking for the song that is on the intro for 2 years and finally i heard that same melody that has been playing in my head on repeat for months. i can't find the name.
The jeep at the beginning is so funny, it's never gonna get old
My mom: come home.
Me: Why?
My mom: I made tocos
Me: 0:04
Lmfao thank u
Charlie same
Still not old?
no
those fucking harry potter rp servers are some next level shit
noice vids mate
quack quack quack what do we have here...
deep shit neighbor
Skeet
Its our roblox god
Water: *WATER*
James: *ITS WET*
Swagger: *Starts making an very complex argument that has meaning and obey laws of physics*
DEUS VULT he’s just high
@@jpredonky1299 hahan't
He was definitely high
DEUS VULT WATER IS NOT WET
Does Bigfoot have fur or hair
4:05
SCP-40-J: "wack ass bike"
When angered, 40-J hits a violent stanky leg until its attackers shit their pants and die
Class: Keter
Haha
maggot
That Soldier From TF2 Amen for the lost we have
Aesthetic Wolf “hits a violent stanky leg” greatest sentence every written or spoken in the history of everything
the original VRchat
Madbite just chat,vr is not gmod
Madbite ikr hahaha I got 775h on this game in 3 years and already 100 on vrchat in a month
VRchat is worse, way worse.
The original chat lol vr chat is dat boi remake
Zephyra Milbert nice profile pic
2:20 That’s not fire. That’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm steamed clams.
Underrated
hams
Aurora Borealis
@@bukachell Aurora Borealis?! At this time of day, At part of the year, In this part of the country, Localised ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN!?
@@blightpotato Yes
DarkRP in a nutshell:
*game loads for 10 minutes*
*crashes*
20 minutes for me xd
no this is dark RP in a nutshell loads in gets RDMed comes back gets RDM over and over until I call a admin admin has a fit and I get banned
i wait about 2 hours to get in and who would really read the rules? I go in taze a man so he doesn't run into someone get jailed then banned for TAZING someone and those 2 hours are wasted until i joined another game while mad and i wait for admins to leave and i kill everyone and leave while i can.
no no no its more like, Gmod servers in a nutshell:
game loads for 30 minutes
crashes
12 GB of addons
"Water is boneless ice"
Yes
_He's too dangerous to be kept alive_
Ur above humans
@@UrielSales
Yes
Xd
4:05
MTF agent locks SCP [REDACTED] after containment
Object Class: *[Cheddar]*
@@DrCoomer_1 Scp: 12Yeet4567
"You're honor, At a molecular level, I never actually touched that man, I know his teeth are chipped and he has a black eye, But that was not from me."
its not my fault that he had a negative reaction to the sudden change in proximity of my hand's atoms
That Hogwarts RP was so funny, the admins just eventually gave up and started memeing with us.
Wild vr penguin spotted
Dam
What was the first server they were on?
OK I know these boi
That's fair enough.
Jameskii: *starts argument*
Swagger out of nowhere: O K A Y
The laugh at 1:06 sounds like the music at 0:14
yeah i noticed that from 1st attempt
XD
What is the music
Hawaii five o theme
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Gmod is pure chaos. I like it.
Go back to purple team
FragOut? More like FagOut HAHAHAHAHA
Sai Anide no u
love *
FragOutSentry three hundredth like let's go bois
I came back to rewatch this. This is gonna be one of those videos that you just wanna come back to every now and then.
I can't believe how much effort you put into the intros.
They just keep getting better and better!
agree
Anyone know what the intro song was called?
Pepperoni The Hawaii Five 0 theme song
Thanks much!
aaaaaaaaaand they're gone.
-Bae come over.
-Sorry I'm busy.
-My parents aren't home.
0:03
*gets banned for impersonating a youtuber even though you ARE that youtuber*
Me : Wait that’s illegal
oh hey me
@@dog-tl5oq oh hey you
@@placeholder4988 oh hey us
@@CrimsonCreationAGM *USSR theme starts playing*
@@smolmoon9254 "Communism is so quirky and funny"
1975: I bet in 2018 there will be flying cars
2018 : 0:03
Correct!
Uganda Knuckles Knows Da Wae! change ur name u gay
kill me, your name says it all.
0:04 🤣
Hmm..
Nate The Great o
I can feel the 40GB of server workshop and cache files
Just to end up being banned or needing csgo so it actually works
I love your picture. And dear lord the amount of cache files that a single server even holds is inhumane
I have 163gb
is your server done loading yet
FOOL, I HAVE 1000 GB ON MY HARD DRIVE.
4:07 "what scp is this" LMAO
a fellow scp fan
SCP: ____ “the wacky tricycle”
Object class: keter
Special containment procedures: SCP____ cannot be contained.
If encountered, pray and run
i am a hardcore SCP fan and i was thinking the same thing and when he said that i almost choked
Not Jan Then it's not keter, I forgot what it was called but it's for SCPs like that
TheEnragement Child Apollyon
4;08 SCP-2034: possessed tricycle.
i wanna actually make that SCP now...
Correction: 4:08.
2:06
Imagine it's your first year at Hogwarts. You've been waiting all your life to learn magic and be an amazing wizard. And then you sit down at your House Table and hear this from Dumbledore.
holy shit that 'water is wet' argument is great lmao
When you order fast delivery amazon 0:01
“Why is this police department on fire” welcome to america 2020
That aged like fine wine
"What scp is this" that's my new favorite thing to say now
It is a funny quote... But what scp is this?
Bro, please keep making more of these, they’re so funny. I usually don’t comment on videos, but I figured that others might be inspired
7:36 - 7:46
I lost it, I told myself I couldn’t laugh but this killed me
A German soldier holds up a Gamestop while Bigby Wolf calmly plays guitar.
Beautiful.
New video: nuts in a nutshell
gibber gaming Done and Done
Nuts in a nutshell in a nutshell
DBKWK 9 no Nuts in a Nutshell in a Shellnut
We have to go deeper
What about nuts in nuts in nutshells?
Swaggersouls is realy smart ... or was he just high? 5:27
His dad is an engineer with and could have been a rocket scientists and he’s a massive science nerd
SgtMaexx he’s both
Yes
Yes.
Precisely
"ENEMY SPOTTED!!" My god, I could not stop laughing for like 10 minutes at that segment! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Where the *MONETIZATION* is my tricycle?
7:36 makes me question human.
0:03 *eurobeat intensifies*
Was that my man clunt westwood in the wet argument
No SwaggerSouls but, I would have jumped in in a . heartbeat
Clunt Westwood i love you I'm so LATE HI CLUNT
Clunt Westwood hi!😁
i wish he was in more videos, he has the voice of a greek god.
Kali Primp wlunt cestwood
4:00 I didn't know tricycles had mating rituals
"Water is just boneless ice"
- Jameskii 2018
I mean he isn't wrong.
*HEY CAN I HAVE THAT JOB?*
2:52 top 10 saddest anime deaths
VRChat is nicely made, but Gmod RP will forever be so much funnier to watch and play.
The "What SCP is this?" caught me so off guard and got me laughing. Great video as always Jameskii
Her: Babe come over
Me: But im riding in my new jeep!
Her: My parents are home
me: 0:04
JESUS CHRIST!
Oh heck, you get the idea
Im just gonna keep it there, it was autocorrect
@@VivaLaDog926 Her parents were home and he came in to kill them with his car?
Wolf King u mean my parents aren’t
Finally a video that is not VRChat
The SCP Foundation is on the lookout for an anomalous tricycle
Here is a funny story of an actual worker from a GameStop.
A man went in and took all the 100€ steam gift cards.
There were just one problem... They had to be scanned before use or else the codes won't work. He just stole peices of useless plastic.
oops
LMAO
Bruh moment
*A video that isn't Vrchat*
ME: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
Generic white male ikr
Admin: “we have to fly cause they keep shooting in guns at u-“
Also admin: *FALLS*
2:52 i cant stop laughing at that part
You can tell he's actually genuinely laughing his ass off lol
0:04 Me when i realize black friday ends in one minute.
Thanks for the reminder
Well damn
i never thought id hear swagger actually speaking academically
Is water wet? Is a hotdog a sandwich? These are questions that science has yet to answer!
Tbh hotdog is a sex joke.
Is mayonaise an instrument
well, usually when in reference to wetness we associate it to the non-physically volatile sensation of a liquid (such as the condensation of fog on your skin, or the running of other liquids like juice, broth, soap, etc...) but not anything too dense or thick like tar or, so therefore if its a physiological sensation mostly associated with a non volatile liquid when it comes into contact with the human body, then we give it the trait of being wet, as for hotdogs, its called a hotdog bun, singular, unless there are a rare 2 halves of a hotdog bun separated on both sides of the hotdog without the thin connection of bread between the 2, its like a grinder, you know like a meatball or sausage grinder, well i guess it can be classified as a hotdog-sausage grinder, thats my $0.02 on the subject, deep self analysis.
13:49 I was really hoping for Jameskii to go “Security” and the Chell in the background turns around pulling out a shotgun and blast the guy in the back of the head.
0:04 Trying to park when you're late for work
I have over 1.3k hours on gmod dont tempt me to start playing again!
i have 1,5k hours
those are rookie numbers, 3.7k
I have a measly 1.7k
9.7k hours here.
Ive never had any funny shit happen to me any guides on how u can achieve that?
"Oh no he never got to see my tennis ball."7:42
:(
Who is that????
12:13 the dude asked a legit normal question and he just replied with "STFU"
10/10 for intro
i know right
Scared the shit out of me
Was great to see Clunt Westwood and Blazinga in this video
6:53 Border patrol tasing illegal immigrant.
I cried, the content is always ace. So glad I came across this channel 😂
That intro ahah.
I love your video Jameskii, I'm going sometime on VRChat with the hope of seeing you.
0:10
When you laugh so hard you enable noclip
In a world full of normie memes and videos, Jameskii is my saviour
*FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEE!*
If water isn't wet, does that mean that bones are boneless?
and hair is bald
Average Docter illuminati: stay right where you are.
Average Docter Delete this comment, Now!
Average Docter no it means it has turned dry ice which means if you touch it will feel like touching cold metal
Isn't dry ice made from freezing air, skipping the liquid faze in the process?
0:05 [insert we’ll be right back meme here]
He said that water is boneless ice 😂
Nin🅱️endo
Me: walking home at 4 am
A drunky boi: 0:04
"I can hear it."
"But can you feel it.....?"
omg lol
I can't even tell whats better anymore. Gmod or VRChat because both are hell
0:01 "how's my driving?"
Jameskii puts a lot of effort into the intro i like it.
Your intros are always amazing, good job James!
i've been looking for the song that is on the intro for 2 years and finally i heard that same melody that has been playing in my head on repeat for months. i can't find the name.
figured it out, it was hawaii 5-0 theme. it came on tv on 2016 christmas here in finland and that's where i found it
@@yuyuko_s75 nice job, random person from 3 years ago
If only the GameStop bit was made like today lol
Always will be better than vr chat to me
If vr chat continues to take the path it is now it will just be a vr GMOD in 5 or 7 years
this is better than the VRChat
That fucking intro always catches me off guard, never failing.
Garry's Mod is a work of art.
Clunt Westwood needs his own channel tbh
Bruh
Clunt Westwood uhhhhm I uh I subscribed (cough) (cough)
3:06 man really tried robing moxi wearing a doge as a hat
I actually believed he was never going to leave VRchat
*Jameskii’s titles in a nutshell 1000000*
1:42 "The Boiled One I hope that makes sense-"
DID THIS DUDE REALLY PREDICT DR.NOWHERES 'THE BOILED ONE PHENOMENON'??
0:04
DEJA VU
Hey kids, you want some
*Nindendo?*
what memories these video brings.
Amazing video, thanks for playing on our server. :D
LMAO
you should of stayed longer
finally a video that isn't vrchat
“I am bill spaceship would you like to see my tennis ball” 7:36
Water is wet because Jameskii confirmed that water is Boneless ice
would that make boneless pizza wet?
*3:43*
They see me rollin'.
They hatin'.
1:40 "oh boy oh boy i hope that makes it into the montage"
Wet oxygen
Boneless ice
hm
This is really questionable
Wet Oxygen: W A T E R
Boneless Ice: Icebergs without animal bones in it
I’m dying the intro was brilliant XD
7:36 Bill Spaceship is the best person ever and I'll never know who he is
That intro was absolutely beautiful
*when jameskii learns how to edit from yahoo answers*
* Great beginning... *
My heart in the floor: Am I a joke to you?