epic gmod bicycle shop

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • We tried to open a shop in garry's mod...
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    Game : Garry's Mod (Gmod RP)
    Music :
    Wii Shop Theme
    Flamingosis - Sunset Park

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  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii  5 років тому +4833

    Hope you enjoy, 1 like = 1 bicycle
    VRChat custom avatar video is taken down by "Create Music Group" company because of "deez nuts" sound effect...

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +4073

    0:56 “We need to cross the border to get higher frame rate”
    _Modern problems require modern solutions_

    • @flashbanghere2279
      @flashbanghere2279 5 років тому +33

      When in doubt,cross the border!

    • @god.8858
      @god.8858 5 років тому +3

      Damn.

    • @Shimlak
      @Shimlak 5 років тому

      I've seen you 4 times today

    • @noahmarte3600
      @noahmarte3600 5 років тому

      Evariste Galois I had the same Idea 😂😂😂

    • @akusemkhal
      @akusemkhal 5 років тому

      I've seen you somewhere.

  • @ayylmaotv
    @ayylmaotv 5 років тому +1518

    In this episode of Jameskii's adventures, we're gonna go border jumping!

    • @flashbanghere2279
      @flashbanghere2279 5 років тому +13

      (But chill it’s just a prank)

    • @baconboiiscoolandnice
      @baconboiiscoolandnice 5 років тому +9

      Ayy Lmao why are you verified

    • @jayhyn
      @jayhyn 5 років тому +4

      put this on twitter because i'm not asking how or why you're verified

    • @tacoattack943
      @tacoattack943 5 років тому +11

      Ayy lmao that profile pic is a real throwback

    • @kickylol
      @kickylol 5 років тому +4

      lmao wHy ARe YoU VerIFieD

  • @orisheretohelp
    @orisheretohelp 5 років тому +529

    10:33 James actually sounds like he is truly scared for his life and the others around him.

    • @anniemack5571
      @anniemack5571 4 роки тому +7

      69th like lol

    • @iSpamOnline
      @iSpamOnline 2 роки тому

      @@anniemack5571 what about that time when jameskii was chased by a ass eating monster?

    • @loasoda
      @loasoda Рік тому +1

      it's a game not a terrorist attack

    • @kirkraft1179
      @kirkraft1179 Рік тому

      @@loasoda Yees?? Is it so?

    • @setyx.
      @setyx. Рік тому

      ​@@loasoda no shit Sherlock

  • @Cogstok
    @Cogstok 5 років тому +538

    this certified has made me randy

  • @KrauseLore
    @KrauseLore 5 років тому +775

    Jameskii:Hey guys what are you doing here?
    DeadMau5:*kills a dude*

  • @KeatsQRST
    @KeatsQRST 5 років тому +158

    This was Jameskiis second most successful shop, second only to his epic advice shop

    • @professorviper8234
      @professorviper8234 5 років тому +2

      What about his pizza restaurant?

    • @KeatsQRST
      @KeatsQRST 5 років тому +3

      Professor Viper
      That’s his third most successful

    • @thefly89
      @thefly89 2 роки тому +1

      What about his air shop?

    • @TheMiloee
      @TheMiloee Рік тому

      The pizza parlor was by far his best shop. Their sauce is legendary

  • @SkeeboSuave
    @SkeeboSuave 5 років тому +110

    10:32 I like how you could hear the fear in his voice

  • @flrgblrgrstienrflrgblrgdlr62
    @flrgblrgrstienrflrgblrgdlr62 5 років тому +456

    Jameskii: sees tons of crap on countless games
    Jameskii: isn't affected
    Also Jameskii: sees a penguin they zooms in
    Jameskii: *I have converted*

    • @LudicrousLoser
      @LudicrousLoser 5 років тому +1

      Jamskii?? Since when was James jam?

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 5 років тому +124

    scooby got waves

  • @MillyBays
    @MillyBays 5 років тому +316

    *_El Chapo locked in a Mexican-American bike store (circa 2019)_*

    • @MillyBays
      @MillyBays 5 років тому +1

      @Xeraser e621 / 1575622

    • @bruhsteven
      @bruhsteven 5 років тому

      @@MillyBays 👌

    • @dreflox
      @dreflox 5 років тому

      colored, 1929

    • @dewmirage
      @dewmirage 5 років тому

      @@MillyBays oh yeah

    • @ext_1747
      @ext_1747 5 років тому +1

      El Bappo

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio 5 років тому +582

    Trump: “They’re not sending their best.”
    Jameskii:

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 5 років тому +728

    what if, this whole time, Mexicans just wanted to get to America for the higher frame rate...

    • @leonardocalderongarcia2419
      @leonardocalderongarcia2419 5 років тому +33

      We don' even want buscar un trabajo, just más frames :'(

    • @pedrotaglialenha6365
      @pedrotaglialenha6365 5 років тому +6

      @@leonardocalderongarcia2419 jajajajaja

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 років тому +14

      Framerate in Mexico is unoptimized as hell. 50 fps and dips to 20 with stuttering.

    • @wawawiggity6810
      @wawawiggity6810 5 років тому +3

      Mexicans see at 10fps until reaching america

    • @sil1911
      @sil1911 5 років тому +2

      Leonardo says Mexicans dont want jobs in America they want better frame rates.

  • @joedy0
    @joedy0 4 роки тому +60

    4:59 he’s just fine that some random man on the ceiling is recommending what bike he should get

  • @ToolFan-co4bc
    @ToolFan-co4bc 5 років тому +17

    Please make more gmod content. You are one of the few people who still create good gmod content ilysm aw

  • @ryanramrattan6583
    @ryanramrattan6583 5 років тому +21

    10:34 Damn, Jameskii sounds like he was actually in a genuine panic.

  • @JasonLee-gv5vm
    @JasonLee-gv5vm 5 років тому +9

    10:33 the genuine urgency in James' voice, holy

  • @Hebi-Y
    @Hebi-Y 5 років тому +730

    *_Can I exchange my n-word pass for one of your bike !?_*

    • @Soda_Drunka
      @Soda_Drunka 5 років тому +14

      Ninja

    • @flashbanghere2279
      @flashbanghere2279 5 років тому +5

      I tried to use my n-word pass yesterday,let’s just say I got a very special discount.

    • @kingdoge7314
      @kingdoge7314 5 років тому +2

      i have a bike for $100000000000000000000000000000000000 if your rude its 100 times the price

    • @idrissberchil25
      @idrissberchil25 5 років тому

      gtfo

    • @obanai2376
      @obanai2376 5 років тому

      you have Asian name and anime character, you dont have n-word pss you dayum nynba

  • @Zaire82
    @Zaire82 5 років тому +26

    10:33 That was one of the best "Watch Out!"s I've heard.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +32

    "I'm not afraid, I crossed the border!"
    *"OH GOD HE HAS A COWBOY HAT"*

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +412

    Jameskii uses his bicycle to save Mrs Obama from the n word.

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 5 років тому +252

    Yeah the actual truth of xxxtentacion is that the bike store he actually went in was Jameskii's bike shop.

  • @mefuri_k
    @mefuri_k 5 років тому +59

    "We'll deliver your bike later"
    Even Wikipedia having a hard time defining "Later"

  • @ShadowGuilts
    @ShadowGuilts 5 років тому +71

    "Do you wanna live the american dream" Jameskii's profile picture always lives it.

  • @zackaryrogers8716
    @zackaryrogers8716 5 років тому +6

    7:43 we gonna ignore how he casually steals that dude?

  • @ashtonbatchelor6628
    @ashtonbatchelor6628 5 років тому +13

    10:33 I’ve never heard Jameskii sound so genuinely terrified

  • @SovietMemes
    @SovietMemes 5 років тому +67

    At 4% power shaggy can let jameskii play any copyrighted song

    • @SovietMemes
      @SovietMemes 5 років тому

      @@astrodreamer946 yes

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 5 років тому +1

      I think you mean 00000.000000000.0000000.4% of his power.

    • @mykolas8575
      @mykolas8575 2 роки тому

      @@centuzezaim7471 tf more than 1 dots dont exist

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +139

    Absolutely love the new profile pic.
    _It really screams “Mrs Obama get down!”_

  • @pokeninjafireemblem
    @pokeninjafireemblem 5 років тому +28

    Honest question: how do you actually find functional gmod servers? I can never find one that doesn't have some combination of missing files/textures, squeakers, and moderator cults-of-personality

    • @Emu_calli
      @Emu_calli 2 роки тому

      thats just Gmod

    • @serzaknightcore5208
      @serzaknightcore5208 2 роки тому +1

      They are probably just downloading the workshop, or restarting their game after connecting.

  • @drakenastee
    @drakenastee 5 років тому +10

    “I live the American dream in Australia” - SwaggerSouls 2019

  • @Dazzazza
    @Dazzazza 5 років тому +197

    When did jameskii started to work for EA

  • @spongebobsquarepants1411
    @spongebobsquarepants1411 5 років тому +46

    New profile picture
    *Kowalski analysis*

  • @Anakin-fj8jz
    @Anakin-fj8jz 5 років тому +9

    Jameskii is a legitimate businessman

  • @aapelikananena9699
    @aapelikananena9699 5 років тому +1

    0:07 nooo rip Big Shot :( best tv show

  • @zettnx5937
    @zettnx5937 5 років тому +3

    Seeing Jameskii playing Gmod makes my day

  • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
    @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 років тому +32

    another video what has changed my life.

  • @theeel8981
    @theeel8981 5 років тому +22

    Silly Jameskii, I live in the ocean, I don’t need bikes.

  • @typicalmans8661
    @typicalmans8661 5 років тому +7

    Jameski always have the best videos, no matter what, So addicting watching his videos, It’s like a drug 😂

  • @404lux
    @404lux 5 років тому +13

    The “watch out” sounds like genuine concern lol

  • @CYCL0PZZZZ
    @CYCL0PZZZZ 5 років тому +1

    Glad to see Garry’s Mod is still relevant

  • @TiredAkami
    @TiredAkami 5 років тому +19

    *Yes*

  • @onepunchmudkip
    @onepunchmudkip 3 роки тому +3

    i love how no one mentioned the fact that the ToS isnt visible from the outside of the shoplifting alarms so people were just blindly walking in their store without knowing the rules

  • @Galinn_Arts
    @Galinn_Arts 5 років тому +54

    Your new profile picture is perfection

    • @josephdickson3531
      @josephdickson3531 5 років тому +1

      I'll admit, I too found myself gazing at it. The framing of that pingui face was perfection~!

  • @plague8638
    @plague8638 4 роки тому +2

    Ive never heard as much urgency in Jameskii's voice as I heard when he yelled "watch out"

  • @rolshansky78
    @rolshansky78 5 років тому +5

    This has got to be the coolest game mod I've ever seen/played.
    It's genius... Someone walks into your 'bike shop', and cannot leave until they purchase.
    BEAUTIFUL GUYS, BRAVO !!! Mad props for this extremely entertaining and clever game mod I've ever seen.
    Peace,
    - Roman

  • @computerconnor
    @computerconnor 5 років тому +8

    Epic

    • @Techghoul23
      @Techghoul23 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @muq1049
      @muq1049 5 років тому

      Congratulations sir you are forst

  • @furbygd5335
    @furbygd5335 5 років тому +4

    *"anyway broskis. I gotta bounce"*

  • @magazine6810
    @magazine6810 5 років тому +14

    How many jahcoins for blue bike

  • @legendary5579
    @legendary5579 5 років тому

    10:40 “So anyways, umm what bike do you want to buy?”
    TOP TEN CLIFF HANGER MOMENTS

  • @sofusstuff
    @sofusstuff 5 років тому +2

    I really love these GMod videos! Keep up the great work!!

  • @enzoduff
    @enzoduff 5 років тому +43

    look like someone like some cowboy bebop ost

    • @Strixs
      @Strixs 5 років тому +2

      @@UNFORTUNATE_SON hmmmmmmmmmm look like someone like some cowboy bebop ost

    • @francinii
      @francinii 5 років тому +1

      @@Strixslook like someone like some cowboy bebop ost

  • @BillBob_The_MrMcJones
    @BillBob_The_MrMcJones 5 років тому +29

    Scooby gots waves.

    • @SkreetVette
      @SkreetVette 5 років тому

      wall temmie fuck fuck fuck

    • @mrbirdba
      @mrbirdba 5 років тому

      *SCOOBY GOT WAVES*

    • @mrbirdba
      @mrbirdba 5 років тому

      *BRUH*

  • @elixir3790
    @elixir3790 5 років тому +6

    The moment James said “Watch out!” he had Vietnam flashbacks.

  • @grekieee
    @grekieee 5 років тому +1

    Jameskii has a wonderful work ethic

  • @justsailing2189
    @justsailing2189 5 років тому +1

    Y'all should make a part 2

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 5 років тому +12

    6:17 finally you spelled “scared” right

  • @swandrews73
    @swandrews73 5 років тому +10

    Lucky you were able to access your channel again

  • @ambercook919
    @ambercook919 5 років тому +4

    i remeber the first vid i watched of you....... G MOD F****** STUFF AND I LOVE IT!!!!

  • @anzu7619
    @anzu7619 5 років тому +1

    1:31 *don't catch you sleepin' now*

  • @prof.maniak5925
    @prof.maniak5925 5 років тому +1

    10:33 sound of genuine fear

  • @highskiilol3151
    @highskiilol3151 5 років тому +24

    *Puts customers in a room forcing them to buy a bicycle*
    America just being America

  • @kulia3163
    @kulia3163 5 років тому +14

    You just step outside of your bike shop and then we see xxxtentacion and then we gotta warm him.

  • @spaghettiman9368
    @spaghettiman9368 5 років тому +16

    Here before copystrike

  • @mimo2555
    @mimo2555 5 років тому +1

    lol i love your Gmod videos.. this is what i call original content :D

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew 5 років тому +2

    Haven't gotten a laugh like that in a while! Keep up the great work!

  • @EeebNaab121
    @EeebNaab121 5 років тому +3

    I’m a little disappointed you didn’t yell out “Buy my bikes!” On the street.

  • @jaydeh.
    @jaydeh. 5 років тому +4

    Wow, just look at that amazingly *epic* PFP he’s wearing.

  • @aistrrr
    @aistrrr 5 років тому +3

    Guys some one needs to make a vrchat character that has swaggeesould helmat and when they take it off its jamskiis roblox head

  • @user-lb2dk5tn7b
    @user-lb2dk5tn7b 4 роки тому +1

    "If U being rude, price doubles".
    All sroes in Gmod: ULTRA OMEGA STONKS

  • @ihatethis103
    @ihatethis103 3 роки тому +1

    I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THAT GUY HOW BUYED THAT BLUE BICYCLE IN THE BEGGINING LMAFOOOOOOO

  • @masons4425
    @masons4425 5 років тому +6

    I don't know why they didn't just say they only had a certain amount of money and keep the other amount to themselves. Like bruh~

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 5 років тому +3

    America is entirely T-rexes on fire.

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 5 років тому +4

    My friend from across the room: "Hey... *_its just like real capitalism!"_*

  • @dominicpiovesan1715
    @dominicpiovesan1715 4 роки тому

    love the subtle cowboy bebop reference, didn't notice it before

  • @slesh9054
    @slesh9054 5 років тому +1

    Legend has it that the eagle at 8:31 is actually Gatis Kandis

  • @abramo7700
    @abramo7700 5 років тому +3

    (in jail)
    1: "How'd you get in jail?
    2: "I shot and killed 6 policemen in a robbery after crossing the border. I left to find work, I was fired in Mexico and I was looking for a job before giving up and going over the border and stealing."
    1: "I crossed as well."
    2: "What for?"
    1:
    2:
    1:
    2:
    1: *"Higher frames."*

  • @Leviathany_
    @Leviathany_ 5 років тому +5

    10:33 i can't stop laughing xdxd i like ur vids

  • @edisenscore1494
    @edisenscore1494 5 років тому +4

    Loving your video James hope the BS about copyright for video clip will be over soon

  • @pal9916
    @pal9916 5 років тому +1

    every jameskii video makes me laugh hard

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 років тому +1

    1:20
    Three fifty cents...
    50+ 50= 100
    100= $1
    1+50=51
    51+25000=25051
    25051-25102=-51
    -51+50+1=0
    0+5=5
    5x3=15
    15x10= 150
    150= $1.50
    One and a half cent.
    It makes sense.

  • @BiggerGringo
    @BiggerGringo 5 років тому +6

    How dare you steal that (VIDEO CLIP) from (UMG)

  • @fangsoffuego
    @fangsoffuego 5 років тому +12

    I didn't even notice that you changed your profile picture

    • @savatarx99
      @savatarx99 5 років тому

      Then how did you find out

    • @fangsoffuego
      @fangsoffuego 5 років тому +1

      @@savatarx99 I scrolled down to see the comments and saw someone say they liked his new profile pic

  • @highskiilol3151
    @highskiilol3151 5 років тому +7

    There's no doubt about it, this is America

  • @mittens5789
    @mittens5789 5 років тому +1

    Top 10 best anime sequels

  • @rareitem8728
    @rareitem8728 5 років тому +2

    Legends says that Todd Howard is in every video of UA-cam promoting Fallout 76.

  • @Realy
    @Realy 5 років тому

    cant wait for part 2 of the bike store

  • @bloxckythe4165
    @bloxckythe4165 2 роки тому +1

    10:33 HOLY CRAP i didn't think you knew how to react

  • @user-tg5kg9xc7l
    @user-tg5kg9xc7l 5 років тому +1

    This is one of the funniest GMod vids I have ever seen. You are awesome bro

  • @grug9138
    @grug9138 2 роки тому

    Realll subtle with that cowboy bebop reference there.

  • @1_wodahs783
    @1_wodahs783 5 років тому

    Just the sudden *"WATCH OUT!"* Made it so much better!

  • @jorjicostava2913
    @jorjicostava2913 5 років тому

    please
    more
    this is the best gmod video i have ever seen

  • @MineSlimeTV
    @MineSlimeTV 5 років тому

    I wasnt expecting this gamemode or server type to play out like this anyway.
    Makes me want to explore new server types and try to make a better change in the world of Dark RP Servers anyway

  • @Thetoadzone
    @Thetoadzone 3 роки тому

    I love it when you screamed watch out

  • @flybot7867
    @flybot7867 5 років тому

    10:33 Lmfao, I didn't expect that tbh

  • @lano3466
    @lano3466 5 років тому

    Thats right people you heared it right. 3 x 50cents = 1and half DOLLAR. This man is a GENIUS!

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 4 роки тому +1

    In this episode, Jameskii teaches us how to become con artists

  • @LikeATruck666
    @LikeATruck666 5 років тому

    i'm pretty sure 911 was super drunk, he sounded like he was having a blast

  • @givenpizza4183
    @givenpizza4183 5 років тому

    Me when James puts to be continued at the end: NANI?!

  • @realvinny6
    @realvinny6 5 років тому +2

    Am I the only one who sees Jameskii’s outro becoming a meme.

  • @PoorEdward
    @PoorEdward 5 років тому

    I love how the other two guys are just fucking watching from the lights like little bugs hiding in plain sight