"I may have declared a war on the zombies with monkeys." is the most GMod thing I have and will ever hear. Edit : Boys it's been a year, why are you commenting on this comment.
@@realjameskii Heyo the monkey motherland guy here, server is not gone,but it is a little dead yet it has "Hellbreak.net" in it's name and can be found in the "gmod dayz" gamemode.Though i quit playing on it some time ago(sorry for the late response i was training some more monkeys to fight for the motherland)
The ancient Japanese samurais has to remember a few strict rules in order to be the most powerful unit they have to offer: No prop blocking No RDM No spamming props Etc.
1:47 “You guys heard of this little thing called twitch prime?” *Jameskii laughing* “EXCUSE ME, YOU MUST SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MARKIPLIER.” This is the most internet thing I’ve heard in my life
I feel like I’m getting flexed on because I’m over here saying and learning simple Japanese words while James is speaking like straight up fluent Japanese
1:13 Jameskii: hello can we come in ur base please Other people in the base: say nothing Jameskii: walks in anyways Me: wAiT yOu NeEd a wArRanT! EDIT:OMG 7 likes. ( most I’ve ever gotten was 2)
“Oh you’re mugging? Sorry.”
*unjails and stands idle*
That killed me
amazing:)
Jameskii: *Exists*
UMG: *It's free real estate.*
Empirax stolen
"I may have declared a war on the zombies with monkeys." is the most GMod thing I have and will ever hear.
Edit : Boys it's been a year, why are you commenting on this comment.
i wanna know what server that is, i wanna declare wars against zombies with monkeys
@@realjameskii Servers already gone, you missed it by a year.
@@scpfoundation4609 no i missed it by whenever the gaming cafe got rid of the computers (power costs i think)
@@realjameskii Heyo the monkey motherland guy here, server is not gone,but it is a little dead yet it has "Hellbreak.net" in it's name and can be found in the "gmod dayz" gamemode.Though i quit playing on it some time ago(sorry for the late response i was training some more monkeys to fight for the motherland)
@@swed4708 ah thank you, ill keep this in mind when i get Gmod
Edit: I have gmod
aug 2022 edit: i forgot about it
I like how their laughs are identical. It sounds like a duplicate of James's laugh.
0:35
Thanks for showing me this, I actually didn´t notice the first time but now I just heckin love it
I thought is James's laugh being duplicated
Dammit I was going to say something but it wouldn’t be original
August Storm they’re the same person duh, just like KryozGaming and Smiity
Like a bunch of hienas.
UMG: *exist*
Jameskii: Why do i hear boss Music?
Bananu xD more like
Jameskii: exists
UMG: Why do I hear copyright music?
But nice reference, man. :D
Boss music plays
gets copyright strike
Drunky Teddy thanks my dude :)
More like I don’t hear any music
terraria sub reddit meme...
"Delete system32"
Deleting...
*"deleting!? What is it deleting!?"*
Im weak
But you are you
System 32, duh! Bruh, do you even watch Rick and Morty?
@Gamerlimedo you know what a joke is
@Gamerlime Do you even know what joke means? it has nothing to do with Rick and Morty
@@p0xygen it has everything to do with rick and morty
"Don't stream snipe me" * over 2k watchers join server *
Dr.Pepper
Thicky Nicky here
I made it 1k thank me later
i was one of them (;
yes
You win some, you lose some 🤔
The whole "Icewallowpis" moment is kinda wholesome, it just 2 guys laughing over a piss joke
wholesome big chungus xd funny moment dank
@@faddysticksAU family guy funny moment compilation
and the fact he said it without hesitating makes it more humorous lol
SURE IT IS
*laughed his ass over this piss joke*
@@faddysticksAUslide six
The ancient Japanese samurais has to remember a few strict rules in order to be the most powerful unit they have to offer:
No prop blocking
No RDM
No spamming props
Etc.
-Don't talk with a dragon about doing fortnite dances
guys please dont stre- *999 players have joined the server*
Jameski:(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
@@orzeszek7629 (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
Д
@@hrize same
@@hrize same
2:10 soviet troops breaking german lines defending berlin,1945 Colorized
War.... *war never changed*
James obsessing over toucans is the reason I'm still breathing.
@The Agent bold of you to assume I have lungs
ezekiel tipton same lol.
He forced him to watch toucans videos on James's basement.
Stop making excuses you air addict
That’s sad
I miss the good ol days of playing Garry's mod all day
I need garrys mod
Of course
Me too... Me too...
( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
It’s still super popular you should hop on
Some random guy: I may have declared war on the zombies with monkeys...
Jameskii: he’s to dangerous to be kept alive
*too
1:47 “You guys heard of this little thing called twitch prime?”
*Jameskii laughing*
“EXCUSE ME, YOU MUST SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MARKIPLIER.”
This is the most internet thing I’ve heard in my life
"Dont stream snipe me"
Viewers: _start sweating profusely_
Jameskii: today I'm gonna commit RDM
Admin: NANI?!
“Someone’s about to drop an atomic bomb on Hogwarts”
How true he was.....
Only in Gmod
About time
Based
@@iamme8359 based
5:00
Toucan: (exists)
Jameskii: *E*
*E*
*E*
*E*
*look at it*
*E*
4:49 I love the sheer terror in Jameskii's voice as he sees the "deleting" notice XD
Jameskii: “today, I’m going to commit RDM.”
Admin: *(Angry Admin noises)*
4:41 "What type of microphone is refrigerator"
yep. that is what he said.
r/softwergore
THE PART WERE YOU MUGGED AN ADMIN HAD ME DYING LMFAO
The admin died too
@@MaximilianonMars OMFG LMFAO
It's not that funny.
*YOU DARE TO MUG THE MIGHTY SAURON?!1!1?1?!1?!???!1!1!*
were... IT'S WHERE YOU IDIOT
james's reaction to the toucan is just precious
ikr
When Jameskii gets copyrighted:
Deja Vu
I think I've been in this place before...
@@bito2041 Higher on the strikes...
And I know it's my time to go
@@linomayer8116 calling you and the search is a mystery
@@pinoysrt8161 Standing on my feet.
Jameskii: gone for 3 weeks
subs: D E A D
He had surgery.
I’m very hungry
@@riffraff2830 same
Yep on his most recent Twitter post he said he had surgery
UA-cam HQ killed him 😂
4:58 I love how excited he sounds
*Day X*
*Jameskii hasn't uploaded a video for a month or so.*
*Day X*
*Jameskii still hasn't uploaded a video.*
We're running out of canned beans.
Daddy drank all the water and I haven’t drank in a month
Someone fucked daddy and we don’t know who, we also ran out of food and water
F
someone is knocking at the door.....I don't know if we should let them in...
*AFK for 5 minutes*
Jameskii: Ok im back
12:27
You know the name of the server ?
I went afk sorry guys so were we dropping boys
Jameskii, Jameskii
Yes Admin ?
Killing people ?
No Admin
Telling liiiiieees?
No Admin
Open your logs
that meme is dead please cease oxygen reach lungs
i hereby declare this reply section CLOSED
**Bang, bang, bang**
@@SPG2_ they're just missing in action
AAAAAA
an innocent server
jameskii: Let me introduce myself
and my fellow degenerates of culture
Bold of you to assume there’s such thing as an innocent server
@@lordyhgm9266 a boring server*
You should’ve had a reverse card with you so you would be unbanned directly. Too bad you didn’t have one.
If an admin bans you and you have a reverse card then the admin bans himself.
@@Sir_Steven true but he's a normie so didn't know. Skip Card activated
7:22 the slow looking before shooting ahahaha
*_lets see how long this vid stays up before the companies come :)_*
U mean "lets see" am i right?
@@imaspaghet6075 damn u right thanks fam you're a real gamer.
@@allien.777 No worries, im just a gamer doing his duty.
[Gets copy righted for a laugh that sounded like 0.03 seconds of a song no ones heard of]
WELL ads are gone so yup
"I may have declared a war on the zombies with monkeys"
Great quotes, we will never forget.
9:46 never thought I'd see Miraak do the Orange justice at hyperspeed.
Jamski:
Subscribers: why are we still here just to suffer
Jamski
What is that
@@frexk1593 you mean *WHO* is that
@@TheDamdi yes thats WHAT i mean
He recovering from surgery you inconsiderate bitches
@@zander2473 what the fuck is wrong with you?? We didn't know so what
Soldier: I Have May Declared War on Zombies with monkeys
👏👏👏
12:17 The guy is saying 'For the motherland' Excuse me, Wtf.
9:15 omg that's ranger dude is legit one of the greatest guys ever
I knew I was missing someone in my feed, I miss your beautiful accent
*Jameskii looking at pictures of toucans is the purest thing ever and nobody can convince me otherwise-*
Yes
Life Hack:
Avoid red lights by driving at 114,004,827 MPH. This velocity will blue-shift them enough to appear green.
Thanos:*exists*
Jameskii's Outro Music:
Thanos:Why do i hear boss music?
9:46 Miraak getting jiggy with it has made my day
Thank you Jameskii
I Definitely injoyed this gameplay
It's pretty injoyable
7:21 that gives the chills at night *D3M*
5:17
"Shadow wizard money gang - Legalise nuclear bombs"
9:32
This is a good portrayal of the soul essence of GMOD.
What's the name of the song already?
@@wizart37 DotA (Radio Edit) by BassHunter
4:00 was funny that he notice few seconds of your name
Edit: he said “iswallowpiss” which was funny 😂 😂😂😂
Yes we know he said that, there is sound and subtitles.
0:37 the synchronised laughter is scaring me.
I feel like I’m getting flexed on because I’m over here saying and learning simple Japanese words while James is speaking like straight up fluent Japanese
How's the studying going?
he learnt japanese from vrchat
We need E3 2019 in a nutshell video James, *you better get on it*
1:10
Jameskii recorded the area 51 raid before it happened
Quote of the day:
"I may have declared war on the zombies with monkeys."
RIP upload schedule. You gonna be back soon James? We miss you.
A little late to tell you but, jameskii is currently recovering from surgery, and should be back fairly soon as he said on Twitter.
@@insiteghost Oh great! Thanks for letting me know! I hope he feels better. I just haven't been on twitter for a while
poor jameskii 😥
same
tulfo
Why are they all bullying me
2 seconds later: why is julliet the only one bullying me
dont talk about meeeee XD
4:59 uuuuuuuuuuu look at i- yi gie gi gi gi *IEEEE* its so cute, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw look at it, look at it, look at iiiiiiiiiit
I've never seen jameskii so happy in a video 😂
unmute
unmute
unmute
*headshot admin*
ok
you are unmuted now
XDDDDDDD
tha moment when jameskiii is laughing like a boiling kettle
XDDD
Jameskii: Hey are you an admin?
Admin: Yes
Jameskii: *Pulls out shotgun with malicious intent*
11:27 "I see everything with my ayz...."
When Jameskii gets a surgery and break
"I may have declared war on Jameskii with toucans"
4:59
Toucan: exists
Jameskii: look at it
Jameskii: don't stream snipe me
Everyone: ya hear something?
- jameski come in a base
Everyone: *IS PURGE DAY BOIS,PURGE THE BASE!!!!!!*
"I may have declared war on the zombies with monkeys." I've never heard such a good ending to a video, good shit man
Too bad nobody talks about this masterpiece of a game anymore.
Watch plexiate he does g-mod
Subject #74 yeah because it’s really not a masterpiece
It's because facepunch studio creating new game called S&box and it will be released 28.8.2019
Not a single soul:
This dude: 12:26
Is that Cyanide??
nope its some crazy polish kid who lead a revolutin with monkeys@@RudyTN
River: *plays during a hurricane*
Hurricane: Am I a joke to you?
James kii
Jame skii
Friski
Undertale
*SANDRA*
SANDRA is my language teacher name
1:11 the raid on area 51 coming in september
I love how he just laughs maniacally whenever he kills someone
8:57 I dont have gmod yet but when I saw this...
Google Search : HOW TO GET GMOD OMFG LMAO
Garys mod is so nostalgic
Bruh
Indeed
dude bingewatching these are fucking hilarious, im surprised if anyone notices this
10:56 I'm ashamed jameskii 🤦♂️ "it's like doing fortnite dances" he clearly said miraak
He didn’t ‘clearly’ say “miraak” since he can actually hear it more clear.
2:08 A rare footage of the raid on Arena 51 (20/09/2019 colorized)
Beat me to it lmao
We will remember their sacrifices
Arena 51...
@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either the n is silent
8:20 "look at this massive SHLONG"
This will make gen z humour laugh
indeed it will : )
Can we get a Jameski laughing compilation.
1:13
Jameskii: hello can we come in ur base please
Other people in the base: say nothing
Jameskii: walks in anyways
Me: wAiT yOu NeEd a wArRanT!
EDIT:OMG 7 likes. ( most I’ve ever gotten was 2)
rlly? Pathetic
Yikers: *Literally commits RDM against Jameskii*
Also Yikers: ADMIN WHY ARE THEY BULLYING MEEEEEEE :(
james is obsessed with toucans and i love it
Jameski is preparing for Area 51 raid
Okay, the one guy who let jameskii mug him was actually pretty chill
Jameskii got stream sniped is he the next ninja?
Heard of Twitch Prime
1:47
This is how I imagine the A-51 raid will go down.
Holy shit! 1:12! Jameskii predicted the area 51 raid
3:00 Jameskii good luck with that copyright claim
Rip in pepperon or would I say rest in penis hhhhm pasta
Buena Vista would like to know your location.
0:59 *YOU LOSE*
1- *Restart*
2- *Quit*
This is what I've been looking for, years has passed and now I have found a UA-camr who enjoys total mayhem in games as much as I do.
no one:
not a single soul:
not even jameskii:
random guy: 1:50 *ExCuSe Me you MuSt Say SOmEtHiNg nIcE aBoUt MaRkIplIeR*
Woh. I didn't realize someone said that until just now XD
@@insertcoolnamehere937 lol
If JK Rowling directed the Harry Potter movies 5:17
"I may have declared war against the zombies with Monkeys" got me dying
2:08 Americans rushing area 51 (2019 colorized)
Viewers: Mr. Jameskii can we have a new v-
Jameskii: Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Don't bring Carson into this
@Bucket O’ Pasta Doin your mom was something Carson played on his soundboard when he was streaming
I love that a majority of RP servers are 90% people just fucking around and 10% people that are actually roleplaying.
Day ???
The World of VR CHAT Has Fallen no signs of our lord Jameskii
This is perfect. A jameskii upload in 4/20.! :)
4:59
""Loooo, look-it-this-tea"
"yee"
Jameskii kinda sounds like stitch but with a deep voice
Don’t ask me how
how?
How
how
How
How