BANNED FROM Garry's Mod

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  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii  7 років тому +2243

    Hope you enjoyed, let me know what you think!
    Also shout out to the notifications squad!

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 7 років тому +5156

    -Tell me Jameskiii, why do want to join my organisation?
    -*You have a nice TV*
    -Nice TV, you know I really like you, you're honest.

    • @aidanduffy8474
      @aidanduffy8474 7 років тому +294

      trycoldman23 then I heard WHITE MALE! In the background

    • @aidan7941
      @aidan7941 7 років тому +150

      trycoldman23 then you can hear a faint “WHITE MALE” in the background

    • @_level100cloroxbleach_7
      @_level100cloroxbleach_7 7 років тому +18

      trycoldman23 your a amazing youtuber and are you pyro?

    • @niccomoe
      @niccomoe 7 років тому +7

      Thanks I missed that part of the video

    • @AAAAAAA-nh7jv
      @AAAAAAA-nh7jv 7 років тому +28

      you see..Ughh....*WHITE MALE!*

  • @nidonemo
    @nidonemo 6 років тому +1902

    “Listen...”
    (vulgar racial slur from outside)
    “I want you to go outside...”
    (vulgar racism continues outside)

  • @JohnGetsReal
    @JohnGetsReal 5 років тому +1019

    2:02
    “N*****”
    2:06
    “You’re all n*****”
    - some random gmod dude.

    • @Wakey2x
      @Wakey2x 5 років тому +21

      John Doe 😂😂😂😂😂bruh that shit is too funny

    • @ramonadame1604
      @ramonadame1604 5 років тому +3

      John Doe INB4 demonetization

    • @leltoastbath859
      @leltoastbath859 5 років тому +12

      Said like a true hero

    • @Izzy129
      @Izzy129 5 років тому +13

      The arguing in the background hahaha

    • @TheRCJunky.
      @TheRCJunky. 5 років тому +1

      Geeeeked

  • @diplodorkus970
    @diplodorkus970 7 років тому +1373

    "Jimmy you're getting kidnapped"
    "You could've _told_ me I'm getting kidnapped!!"

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 роки тому +8

      ah yes, because that's how Kidnapping works in real life.

    • @stylishniggachannel4763
      @stylishniggachannel4763 2 роки тому

      @@sinistrality7883 you’re getting assaulted. Hand me your address

  • @parkerswanbeck5465
    @parkerswanbeck5465 5 років тому +982

    I love how he just starts playing The Godfather soundtrack when he’s with ‘Don Corleone’

  • @etc3302
    @etc3302 7 років тому +435

    3:29 “ come into my office” * both go to office* “OK then” *gunshot then comes out of office* “So...”

  • @losevakauta4872
    @losevakauta4872 5 років тому +596

    "I really like you, your honest."
    W H I T E M A L E

    • @Bruh-qq4mc
      @Bruh-qq4mc 4 роки тому +17

      You're*

    • @muirize5319
      @muirize5319 4 роки тому +13

      @@Bruh-qq4mc8 FUCKING MONTHS LATER

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 роки тому +1

      Mr.5g you have godly reaction time my dude.

    • @Owlgodd
      @Owlgodd 2 роки тому +1

      @@muirize5319 1yr later :)

    • @Nah9746
      @Nah9746 2 роки тому

      You're*

  • @castalia8929
    @castalia8929 7 років тому +1758

    In the beggining there was nothing, and then there was lasaga.

  • @blackoutgaming6394
    @blackoutgaming6394 5 років тому +170

    2:02 if you listen really closely, you can hear the normal DarkRP player in their natural habitat.

    • @fw.fredsped5120
      @fw.fredsped5120 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @coal9205
      @coal9205 Рік тому +2

      Its been edited out lmao

    • @wolxthewolf3362
      @wolxthewolf3362 Рік тому +1

      ​@@coal9205oh, I was wondering why I couldn't hear it, I thought I was just going deaf.

  • @shonkywonkydonkey
    @shonkywonkydonkey 7 років тому +2127

    I lost my shit when Don Corleone was doing his monologue and the kids were pissed off in the background

  • @capriciousart3466
    @capriciousart3466 7 років тому +1488

    Jameskii lied to that kid, he actually plays Minecraft for a living

    • @jackkrmn
      @jackkrmn 7 років тому +26

      CapriciousArt no he plays lego island

    • @deathbyprocrastination9515
      @deathbyprocrastination9515 7 років тому +23

      *LEGO MINECRAFT ISLAND ROBLOX VERSION*

    • @jackkrmn
      @jackkrmn 7 років тому +8

      DeathByProcrastination 😩😩😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦

    • @henforr
      @henforr 6 років тому

      No he plays Minecraft on ROBLOX

    • @memehbgfnf6296
      @memehbgfnf6296 6 років тому

      No he plays fort nite guys

  • @JadenSpooky
    @JadenSpooky 7 років тому +451

    In the beginning, there was nothing... then, there was lasagna.
    -Best Preacher NA

  • @insanitymoon4310
    @insanitymoon4310 7 років тому +669

    *Gets up..*
    *Looks out the window..*
    “White male!”

    • @Kazekazii
      @Kazekazii 5 років тому +3

      Pretty sure its white meal

    • @applemunchstudios5380
      @applemunchstudios5380 4 роки тому +22

      [REDACTED]s!
      You're all [REDACTED]s

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 4 роки тому +2

      eat my * considering the slurs that follow in the proceeding moments, I’m pretty sure “white male” is accurate, my dude 😂

    • @Banana-xk1gs
      @Banana-xk1gs 4 роки тому

      @@applemunchstudios5380 1:59

    • @greenlemon9155
      @greenlemon9155 4 роки тому

      Does anyone can hear it anymore ?? I can't

  • @TheSmasher69420
    @TheSmasher69420 5 років тому +18

    1:50 the music, the gunshots, those kids screaming and killing eachother, the shake and effect of the camera adds a very good ambient to the scene

  • @elementaltoa5tgames911
    @elementaltoa5tgames911 6 років тому +205

    I love the people in the background of this scene 1:55

  • @aryaprameisa
    @aryaprameisa 7 років тому +3059

    Dude why are u playing gmod on a roblox youtube channel

    • @xan.xet.
      @xan.xet. 7 років тому +157

      They're dumb he's playing the new roblox update

    • @gamingdoggo9724
      @gamingdoggo9724 7 років тому +2

      Play more roblox

    • @irrelevantink2867
      @irrelevantink2867 6 років тому +10

      dude why not you realise its not only roblox also its his channel he will do whatever he wants with it :P

    • @chromy2495
      @chromy2495 6 років тому +6

      *I’LL CALL A FUCKING ADMIN EH*

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 років тому +1

      Dude why are u playing gmod on a roblox youtube channel

  • @cloudy3350
    @cloudy3350 6 років тому +43

    2:00 MS OBAMA GET DOWN!

  • @Sky_Shaymin
    @Sky_Shaymin 7 років тому +192

    8:31
    "There's only one way you're getting out"
    "Bleach!"

    • @shapeswitch_mood7221
      @shapeswitch_mood7221 6 років тому +8

      It killed me xd plus the fact that the voice fit so well with the character and that random sentence

    • @ariqarisya
      @ariqarisya 5 років тому +1

      or Beach

  • @Mossified2A7V
    @Mossified2A7V 4 роки тому +19

    I like how because of the RP rules you have to ask for consent before kidnapping people.

  • @sidneyk.8443
    @sidneyk.8443 7 років тому +414

    Roblox UA-camrs aren't allowed to play other games.

  • @dylanbeazley6739
    @dylanbeazley6739 7 років тому +7

    I love the mob/owl dude talking out the window and back to Jameskii haha perfect acting 10/10

  • @oh_banana
    @oh_banana 7 років тому +951

    I can't tell what's better. Is it the animal prison or The Church of Lasaga?

  • @ThugHunterfromIsrael
    @ThugHunterfromIsrael 5 років тому +16

    2:01 my man eran getting the good word out.

  • @cosmocha6774
    @cosmocha6774 7 років тому +275

    "In the beginning, there was nothing. But then there was lasaga."

    • @Cron04
      @Cron04 6 років тому +5

      🍕 ⏰

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 3 роки тому +6

    So polite to let someone know they’re being kidnapped, in my experience I was never told I was being kidnapped.

  • @TheEffence
    @TheEffence 7 років тому +575

    "Help me, I am dead" :DDDDDDD

    • @fan3805
      @fan3805 7 років тому +1

      I thought the whole joke focused on the spray at the last second :/

    • @COsArchive
      @COsArchive 6 років тому +1

      Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to disturb you.

  • @Snqwy
    @Snqwy 7 років тому +26

    "Why is he playing Gmod if he's a ROBLOX youtuber?"
    *Why are you playing Gmod if he should be in school*

  • @dathornir5850
    @dathornir5850 7 років тому +386

    1:55 WHITE MALE

  • @jamesanderson5727
    @jamesanderson5727 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite series haha, you're such a great youtuber man, love your content!

  • @donaldbrotherstr7484
    @donaldbrotherstr7484 7 років тому +206

    2:00

  • @haida8421
    @haida8421 6 років тому +24

    6:27 bojack horseman has it rough lmao

  • @aaronraki
    @aaronraki 7 років тому +326

    Better plot than the godfather

  • @prometheanrebel3838
    @prometheanrebel3838 5 років тому +4

    Gmod players: "Who's Jameskii?"
    Gmod Players: *Gets killed immediately after asking.*
    Jameskii: *Laughs*

  • @sodamnclose9203
    @sodamnclose9203 7 років тому +165

    I went on gmod after watching this and on the first server i joined it was actually the same one with the godfather and i met him as well. I helped rob beat and murder the current mob boss so he can rule as the god father again :D

    • @scereo
      @scereo 7 років тому +9

      Jacket Miami lol I remember that

    • @MrJamimonster
      @MrJamimonster 7 років тому +7

      Jacket Miami With Robalob? That's me :D

    • @datguyuno98
      @datguyuno98 7 років тому +3

      Not the hero the city asked for, but the one it deserved

    • @liltayk3202
      @liltayk3202 6 років тому +1

      what server

    • @xMarkie
      @xMarkie 5 років тому +1

      what gmod server is it called?

  • @TheHolyFritz
    @TheHolyFritz 6 років тому +5

    3:30
    Son: "Dad, where are you taking grandpa?"
    Dad: "Son, go to your room"
    *Son goes into room*
    *Gunshot*

  • @Gabinhoohnibag
    @Gabinhoohnibag 7 років тому +51

    3:30
    -James ! Ohohohoooo
    *loud gun shot*
    Rip

    • @namemenoah
      @namemenoah 6 років тому +3

      That is the darkest yet funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @ShahKhahL
    @ShahKhahL 6 років тому +4

    I only knew about Gmod servers by your channel, and it's incredible how serious they take Roleplaying...
    Sometimes it only looks dumb :P

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 7 років тому +314

    *quotes something funny from the video*
    *gets 1.1K likes and A Fav from jameskii*

    • @E.O.A.W
      @E.O.A.W 7 років тому +3

      Nope

    • @otakureiss
      @otakureiss 7 років тому +19

      Ironic statement about comment section to try and get likes and a fav from Jameskii

    • @E.O.A.W
      @E.O.A.W 7 років тому +2

      Well this was fun

    • @ZK-ff2ru
      @ZK-ff2ru 6 років тому

      Hah i travel through time

    • @Balquiquis
      @Balquiquis 5 років тому

      Fax

  • @loot3647
    @loot3647 5 років тому +15

    are we gonna ignore the fact that someone in the background at 2:02 is saying the nword

  • @ardifetiu823
    @ardifetiu823 7 років тому +345

    whos jameskii

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 7 років тому +22

      If he's a roblox youtuber why is he playing gmod?

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 7 років тому +3

      Samurai JackOff because he made a pact with satan so he can play another games instead of roblox

    • @jammyjamzz
      @jammyjamzz 7 років тому +1

      Who is the 4chan guy

  • @spencer9209
    @spencer9209 7 років тому +66

    1:54-2:03 I'm dieing

  • @W111P0w3r
    @W111P0w3r 7 років тому +56

    7:30 who else saw the guy just spraying XD on the wall?

  • @joshuanorman2
    @joshuanorman2 7 років тому +21

    "But then, there was lasaaagaa"

  • @Hehe-em1hc
    @Hehe-em1hc 7 років тому +465

    *🅱 A 🅱 E 🅱 ski*

    • @kaine_thegoat7470
      @kaine_thegoat7470 7 років тому +7

      Trash Dario nigga is you gay

    • @acr_master5594
      @acr_master5594 7 років тому +9

      how the fuck do you pronounce that shit u incestic RattatoIE

    • @notcreativename2238
      @notcreativename2238 7 років тому +1

      jameski more like daddy please shoot your goo in me

    • @ignitedpie
      @ignitedpie 7 років тому

      Trash 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

    • @w1nter777_
      @w1nter777_ 7 років тому

      Trash 🅱️rash

  • @divinewine7558
    @divinewine7558 6 років тому +3

    This was hella funny dude, keep it up!

  • @Killer_Space_2726-GCP
    @Killer_Space_2726-GCP 7 років тому +6

    This is great content, the mafia element really struck me close to home. Keep up the heartwarming story lines!

  • @leltoastbath859
    @leltoastbath859 5 років тому +4

    "Jimmy your kidnapped"
    "You didn't tell me I was kidnapped
    Don:*takes shotgun*

  • @BaconScout42
    @BaconScout42 7 років тому +68

    *DEMONITIZED* 2:00

  • @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij
    @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij 4 роки тому +1

    1:53 - 2:14 the background noise, combined with the music and Hoodini is fucking priceless, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @hotrunescapegf2229
    @hotrunescapegf2229 7 років тому +103

    Thats a really interesting gun you have
    OOF

  • @hardstylepwnz5500
    @hardstylepwnz5500 7 років тому +1

    >10.08
    asking for help because he was punched buy a guy
    >gets killed for being annoying by someone else
    omg i rofl'ed

  • @pizzachef7420
    @pizzachef7420 7 років тому +214

    8:35 Jameskii Why are is there a black man in the animal prison? Wait... nevermind.

  • @thexxsniperxxgaming5253
    @thexxsniperxxgaming5253 7 років тому +2

    "Hoo hoo ohhh"
    *shotgun*
    *hoodini comes back*
    "I really like you guys"

  • @laurenmorgan6984
    @laurenmorgan6984 7 років тому +30

    anime freak on the left at 2:44 is me nice

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 7 років тому +3

      Lauren Morgan you get a participation medal then, and shipped to Africa.

    • @gamesfun8665
      @gamesfun8665 7 років тому +1

      Whats the IP or the name of that darkrp server?

    • @laurenmorgan6984
      @laurenmorgan6984 7 років тому +1

      mistservers.co, i was head admin but quit cos the players are fucking cancerous 0/10 recommend

    • @gamesfun8665
      @gamesfun8665 7 років тому +2

      LOL, maybe i won't try it anymore xD

    • @Richard-sz5kp
      @Richard-sz5kp 6 років тому

      Lauren Morgan Remember me? U gave me 50k

  • @RoDDbear
    @RoDDbear 6 років тому +2

    (Cop and Hodini go upstairs)
    Cop- WOAAH NICE!
    (Gunshots)
    (Hodini comes back down stairs)

  • @TheKillerHugora123
    @TheKillerHugora123 7 років тому +52

    4:32 is my best part xD
    O
    O
    F

  • @henyojo
    @henyojo 4 роки тому +1

    Jameskii in 2017: mocks people who play roblox
    Jameskii 2020: plays roblox

  • @lucasj9966
    @lucasj9966 7 років тому +7

    i was pissing myself all the way through, keep making these bomb ass vids

  • @kingcrimson7014
    @kingcrimson7014 5 років тому +2

    "Are you vaping with trumph?"
    i never thought i was going to live enough to hear this.

  • @SkyTheStarhero
    @SkyTheStarhero 7 років тому +4

    "Hello there, that is avery nice gun you have."
    **SHOT**
    "Oof."

  • @EthosF4ded
    @EthosF4ded 7 років тому +5

    The lasaga kid had me sold. Screw that other group.

  • @notsocasual4089
    @notsocasual4089 7 років тому +6

    Garry's Mod is truly a work of art.

  • @quantum174
    @quantum174 6 років тому +3

    In the beginning there was nothing, but then, there was L A S A G A

  • @saffronstuffie434
    @saffronstuffie434 7 років тому +35

    This is one interesting anime.

    • @elspooples41
      @elspooples41 7 років тому

      Hi There it's not an anime it's an amber you uncultured swine

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 5 років тому +1

    People: "Hey why do you have more than one game to play on? If you play Roblox, you should be forbidden to play gmod!"

  • @dog-ez2nu
    @dog-ez2nu 7 років тому +68

    *the n word is said in the video multiple times* *still has ads*

    • @AllYouCanWatchChannel
      @AllYouCanWatchChannel 5 років тому +1

      ok? stop crying its just a word.

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 років тому

      @@AllYouCanWatchChannel That's a pretty bad take from a guy who uploads gun videos.

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 5 років тому +21

    "Missing sky"
    "missing models"
    "missing textures"
    "and shitty microphones"
    Also im missing life does anyone know where i can download that?

  • @beesknees2446
    @beesknees2446 7 років тому +6

    I couldn't stop laughing around 1:50
    2:00 made me lose my shit.
    And at 2:15 I passed out.

  • @peryplatypus3033
    @peryplatypus3033 6 років тому +1

    "you have a nice tv downstairs :D" owl boss guy "uh ok um sure"

  • @confituredepomme2947
    @confituredepomme2947 7 років тому +25

    You speak a better french than me and this is my mother language 14/10 would gmod again

    • @IEATSAND65
      @IEATSAND65 4 роки тому +1

      I'm learning French in class parles vous anglais

  • @plague8638
    @plague8638 5 років тому +1

    That may be a mobster but he will never be as good as the Linguini family

  • @EeveeYao
    @EeveeYao 7 років тому +5

    "woah there , that's a interesting gun you have"
    shots his head
    "oof"

  • @cosylp3152
    @cosylp3152 2 роки тому +2

    this is where it all started, where jameskii's life wwent downhill

  • @perryblytapus5556
    @perryblytapus5556 5 років тому +3

    “I have more Followers on Instagram”
    Jamski: *Laughs In 1.7 million subs*

  • @grohlsbabe
    @grohlsbabe 4 роки тому +1

    3:33
    Jimmy: WOAH
    *Loud gunshot*

  • @fuzzi2k
    @fuzzi2k 7 років тому +29

    Ahh. Finally. A video that's not roblox

    • @Vivalosa
      @Vivalosa 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Fuzzibro but roblox good

    • @snakechild
      @snakechild 7 років тому

      Zodiac Fenrir *ROBLOX is cancer with the online daters*

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 6 років тому

    I love how just randomly you see the church of LASAGA explode with people running out

  • @StylesBenzzz
    @StylesBenzzz 7 років тому +7

    At 2:04 listen to that kid in the background lmao

  • @pigeon_mccoo
    @pigeon_mccoo 7 років тому +1

    "So, in the beggining, there was nothing...
    But then...
    There was *Lasaga*

  • @cogxboss3218
    @cogxboss3218 3 роки тому +3

    Aw man u removed the white male part that part made me laugh alot

  • @masons4425
    @masons4425 6 років тому +1

    9:13 I love how he's the guard wanting to escape prison

  • @ytgumby
    @ytgumby 7 років тому +5

    "In the beginning, there was nothing.
    And then, there was Lasaga." - Vicar Garfielf of the Church of Lasaga

  • @sullivanpadfield
    @sullivanpadfield 2 роки тому +1

    9:24 the start of outro music that will never get out of my mind

  • @papajoshua9230
    @papajoshua9230 7 років тому +4

    1:15 "Fuckin' James-“ *gets shot*

  • @bread-0749
    @bread-0749 2 роки тому +1

    the first episode of an amazing series

  • @luiscamacho9946
    @luiscamacho9946 7 років тому +13

    anyone know the name of the song playing at 6:37 :o?

    • @PhantomMeme-
      @PhantomMeme- 7 років тому +1

      Luis Camacho Mcmental idk song name but that's the artist

    • @luiscamacho9946
      @luiscamacho9946 7 років тому

      Phantom Meme thank you sir

    • @hatedjz
      @hatedjz 6 років тому

      Luis Camacho the song is mc mental//at his best

  • @zuper6475
    @zuper6475 5 років тому +1

    The Church of lasagna bombing was hilarious

  • @papyrustheskeleton9498
    @papyrustheskeleton9498 7 років тому +13

    That's a very interesting gun u Have
    Oof

  • @tadeuszekpl
    @tadeuszekpl 11 місяців тому

    Tbh this a good start to this series

  • @adamyessdvx
    @adamyessdvx 3 роки тому +5

    NO THE WHITE MALE PART IS CUT OUT

  • @oie4074
    @oie4074 6 років тому

    2:33 the kidnappers never tell you you're being kidnapped, so, I guess you really did kidnapped

  • @heylosersaykidbackwards9021
    @heylosersaykidbackwards9021 6 років тому +5

    8:50 top ten anime deaths

  • @bosssteve687
    @bosssteve687 6 років тому +2

    no mater how many times i watch your videos they always make me laugh and brighten up my day

  • @irmagaytan1822
    @irmagaytan1822 5 років тому +3

    2:05 DEMONITIZED

  • @screamingturtle712
    @screamingturtle712 5 років тому +1

    I dunno why but I love the mafia bits

  • @kobeyatherton6363
    @kobeyatherton6363 7 років тому +12

    Music at 6:42?

    • @PhantomMeme-
      @PhantomMeme- 7 років тому

      I Do This For The Revenue McMental

    • @hatedjz
      @hatedjz 6 років тому

      Only British ppl will know but it’s mc mental at his best

  • @theiceguy3896
    @theiceguy3896 4 роки тому +1

    1:39
    What do you call a magic owl?
    HOOOOODINI

  • @AllyArtemisia
    @AllyArtemisia 7 років тому +8

    O shit is that sans undertail?

  • @JetJockey87
    @JetJockey87 7 років тому +1

    Trapping someone in an invisible box and taunting them by saying "hello?"
    Classic stgggs