I'm torn. I agree with Madame Mystery that there's a distinct flavor in Dr. Phil walking slowly. But personally I would be holding out hope he can't find me. I am also most freaked out when someone is chasing me. So I think I would like if he had said something that was cut off (when he "sees me" where I'm hiding. Then jolting at me with fast footsteps. This might risk becoming too much or ridiculous though. Also finding a way to cut off the audio of his voice in a natural way would be hard, given that an interrupting guest on his show would like, be interrupting the sound. Anyway I'm happy this even exists it's so amazing.
The verbal stumble before he says "rocks through your window" like he hasn't quite decided his words yet has me projectile vomitting laughs against my walls
Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite ua-cam.com/video/l-cicmbvTmI/v-deo.html (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)
edit - wow this has so many likes ok thank you everyone i would like to thank the academy for this amazing opportunity and for presenting me with this award next i would like to thank dr phil for breaking into my house phil youre one crazy dude haha ok next id like to thank m
I first saw this a couple months ago... kept chasing that high but nothing works and I find myself back, listening to it on repeat for hours. Please, my boss fired me and my wife is threatening divorce. It's ruining my life. Come finish the job, daddy Phil, look into my eyes as they grow dull and my blood pours over your hands
Therapists: it’s ok, Dr Phil isn’t real he can’t hurt you Dr Phil: 👁👄👁 ***edit: just for the record, never said this was my “original” idea. Sorry if I pissed anyone off, but I’m not taking credit for anything lmao. I just made a comment, let me breathe😔***
I love how UA-cam every once in awhile recommends this video to me and then I end up watching it a few times while being creeped out over the crying part
Me: *going through a mental breakdown scrolling for something to uplift my mood* UA-cam: *Dr Phil threatens your life and stalls the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*
Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite ua-cam.com/video/l-cicmbvTmI/v-deo.html (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)
SCP-6969 Class: Euclid Description: SCP-6969 is a white caucasian male standing about 6'3" stored in containment area [REDACTED] in the United States. His appearance consists of a gray mustache, hair on opposite sides of the head, a black tuxedo, and a black watch. SCP-6969 paces around his room muttering, in English, something about a ranch. SCP-6969 can rapidly move around his room with his arms crossed when eye-contact is limited. Any attempts to record his voice will immediately distort the audio playing back, even if the recorder is perfectly functional. SCP-6969 has phycological tendencies to communicate with the D-Class. Upon exiting, the subjects seem more calm and sophisticated. These recordings were taken by Dr. [REDACTED]. Dr: "How do you feel?" S: "Fantastic, doctor." Dr: "What did he say to you?" S: ~Attempts to speak, but cannot~ "Sorry, didn't hear you. Catch me outside, alright?" The results seem to be the same for every subject, just different sentences everytime. The D-Class has become so engulfed in what SCP-6969 has to say that the D-Class even tries to get out of their cells by any means possible; faking to be sick, digging until their nails are shredded, or even starving themselves. Further testing is still required for SCP-6969. (Thanks for cringing.)
✨ timestamps ✨ 0:00 intro 🙈 0:15 banging on ur door and footstep triggers 🦶🚪 0:28 dr phil offers you good financial advice 💕 0:40 he holds u during hard times 😍 0:47 tingly outro 👁👅👁
Okay, so this is gonna sound really weird, but for some reason I just have such a visceral, extreme reaction to the knock at 0:08. I don't know what it is, be it the sharp tone or the gradual increase in volume but something about that specific knock just sends chills down my spine and lights up my fight-or-flight reaction. It instills in me an intense feeling of horrified deja-vu, as if I've heard it before in some foggy nightmare or long-forgotten sleep paralysis. I hear that sound and I fear death. Rest of the video's nice though, 8/10
![ЛЕБЕДЕВ у ДУДЯ: муху не обманешь 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E74h5fvVrqs/mqdefault.jpg)
THIS AINT EVEN MY MAIN CHANNEL YOU MANIACS:
ua-cam.com/users/Saltydkdan
absolute mad man
Hey could you just post the regular audio in this vid? I just love a threatening Dr. Phil
It is now
Dr Phil stop you maniac
you fucked up
the transition from him crying to him telling me to kill myself is beautiful
yee yee 420 likes no one else like
omg I’m dyingg😭❤️
Thats some nice guy shit
The way he was crying made me cry. Except I was crying cuz I was laughing so hard
2.6kth like
Yo when the glass broke and the footsteps grew louder I basically shid my pant
I was waiting for it to get deathly quiet and him suddenly be like in my ear
yos im 666
@@ammagon4519 moody blue is *thicc*
Are you still lost in the middle of nowhere?
top 10 anime accounts geez that’s way too far plus you are scrolling through comments about the video so shouldn’t you expect it?
This is how onision felt when chris hanson was micrometer on his property
I wish this video included the cops getting called so it would be even more accurate
I choked on air and died a slow and painful death while reading this
Nobody:
People on Halloween:
Wild how Chris Hansen fumbled that case so horrifically
☠️
Should have ended the video with “you’re going to the ranch”
Absolutely!!
💯
😂😂😂
OMG YES
This is especially ominous now that the allegations were made public.
So this is how he sends people to the ranch
This is what compels you to go to the ranch
@@derylpetersonnnnnnnnn that sounds about right
Professor Manstein yep. Ram Ranch
Kreuscher Vlogs XD
SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
Dr Phil Grabs You By The Throat And Sends You To The Ranch
This comment needs more likes
the uwu ranch
Weedle dee NO, it’s RAM RANCH
@@SuperPrestogamer Haha, You are wrong.
@@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo ram ranch is better
I was wondering how you made it sound so real.
Then I realized I didn't have the sound on.
wait.
IT JUST WENT TO 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
R U N
And chaos never commented again
I could tell after the fifth comment that said this...
if this was on ur recommended... you’re on the wrong side of youtube and the government is coming for us.
Oh no...
They can't get me, I wear an aluminum foil hat!
@@taxevader7735
*_OH YEAH!!!_*
This was on my recommendations
no, i looked for this. i knew what i wanted.
This is actually really scary, holy fuck
Yo I know it is scary 😂
yeah
Oh my god
Young God me XD
Ikr lmao
This genuinely scared me a little. When he started crying I just...man.
The crying made it disturbing
@@nancymontenegro26 it did :0
it was uploaded literally like 5 months ago
@@something4774 ok?
CRACKEDfortnitePRO 08 a wut..?
Would've been a lot scarier if he broke in and ran towards you.
Yeah
NO
I personally disagree. The fact he's walking slowly shows he knows we're trapped and he's taking his sweet sweet time to get to us
I'm torn. I agree with Madame Mystery that there's a distinct flavor in Dr. Phil walking slowly. But personally I would be holding out hope he can't find me. I am also most freaked out when someone is chasing me.
So I think I would like if he had said something that was cut off (when he "sees me" where I'm hiding. Then jolting at me with fast footsteps. This might risk becoming too much or ridiculous though. Also finding a way to cut off the audio of his voice in a natural way would be hard, given that an interrupting guest on his show would like, be interrupting the sound.
Anyway I'm happy this even exists it's so amazing.
Bruh I searched “Dio Brando ASMR” and this popped up
The perfect ASMR doesn’t exis-
I took off my headphones but I can still hear the audio wtf
Me to whats going on?
yall better hand him the money
I think he is actually there ;-;
*HE'S HERE*
Hey, wait.
why does this feel exactly like the first hour of Resident Evil 7
Welcome to the family son
this is you in those girls DM's
Fancy seeing you here
Aren’t you that guy that got fired from Polygon for sexually harassing women
It 100% has the same energy
WHEN HE BROKE THE WINDOW I LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR I-
The verbal stumble before he says "rocks through your window" like he hasn't quite decided his words yet has me projectile vomitting laughs against my walls
Took off my headphones and I can still hear him talking outside very realistic!
oh yeah yeah uh.. yeah!
wait
run
@@dizzydancing you cant run away from the ranch
Where's the nearest police station?
*"OPEN THE DOOR OR IM GONNA.... THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW"*
you forgot the *_"YOU DUMB WHORE"_* part.
Midnight 666 likes...
Hamilton and Cats YESSS FELLOW HAMILFAM
Thanks for stating the obvious
It's almost like we didn't hear it ourselves
This hits WAY differently with the inclusion of the crying lol
Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite ua-cam.com/video/l-cicmbvTmI/v-deo.html (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)
When he's suddenly closer, it's chilling
The crying is the most terrifying part for me its so creepy.
DocKing236 it’s from Scary Movie, papa Phil never cried for real-
The steps gradualy getting closer were a bit oof
Thousandth like
@@Maxdud sounds just like him
@@bootyshart it is him, He just fake cried for the movie.
“Open up the door I’ll throw rocks through your window”
**Sadness noises**
Where's the punchline?
1000th like!
Um not very funny but ok
*See's your Pfp*
*Confused Confusion*
Ill never understand why shitty comments like this get liked so much.
i lost it at the random crying LMFAO BYE
I CLOSED MY EYES AND WHEN HE BROKE THE GLASS IT WAS IN THE SAME SPOT OF MY WINDOW AND I GOT SO SCARED
is Dr Phil an SCP?
Friski
Object class: Keter
SCP-R4NCH-J
Pizza Time Object class: Apollyon**
@@audreyn1996 thaumiel
He warps you to the pocket ranch dimension
Plot Twist: We’re watching this from Danielle Bregoli’s POV.
omg
It all adds up
LMAOOOO
Holy shit the dots- *the dots are aligned - it all mAKES SENSE!*
**when it makes sense**
When you go to therapy and your credit card declines
I genuinely want to unironically send this to people I hate, but they don't even deserve to hear this masterpiece.
Listen up directors, THIS is how you make a horror movie...
Five Nights with Dr Phil (this is a joke BTW)
Yes all this Yandere stuff isn’t scary
Is it bad if i laughed at this?
Kayden Cahoose hell no I almost died of laughter
This reminds me of "RETURN THE SLAB"
0:17 you have startled the witch
Left 4 dead 🗿
Yee
God dammit, Louis
Solomon Gumball God I remember doing that on accident
O noo
ngl, this is my comfort video. really helps me when the depression hits. 👍
Now why my big ass got up and checked the door 🤦🏾♂️😂
Honestly the scariest/most unsettling part was the knocking and the sobbing
Kat Theatre Animations The Sobbing made me start crying
Definitly
They gave me an usettling "PT" vibe.
Mr nightmare shit right there
@@Branton_S AYYY SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS MR. NIGHTMARE
When you realize that the video was on mute
The Amir of America this comment is underrated, thank you for the night terrors
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit jeez dude
@@noudsu7596
Namjoon? What are you doing here?
Oh sh-
This actually gives me chills
This video is the moment when I realized everything Dr. Phil quotes can be used against him in videos like this.
wow, very real! very similar to when Dr Phil broke into my house, I can assure you.
Artalin yes, very sad!
edit - wow this has so many likes ok thank you everyone i would like to thank the academy for this amazing opportunity and for presenting me with this award next i would like to thank dr phil for breaking into my house phil youre one crazy dude haha ok next id like to thank m
@K F b*
yokatie
Are you the one that uploaded the penguins obtain n word pass video to youtube
Johnny, The Tormentor- you should have the ability to click on my channel and verify that question for yourself? unless finger machine broke lol
*Sucide rates skyrocket to 100%, leaving Dr Phil only man on earth, scientists say.*
scientists d e a d though
Sheepy IS DR PHILL THE SCIENTIST BECAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE LEFT??? I MUST HAVE ANSWERS 😂😂
@@sqah3004 fucking exactly
How can there be scientists if there's only dr phi-.... Oh no... No no no no...!
What scientists
I come back here once every few months to remind myself that this masterpiece exists
I can’t stop listening to this 😂🤣🤣 Why is this so funny
You may be unhinged 😬😂 although I'm not a doctor.
*Finally opens door*
Dr Phil: Gotcha you little sh-
*Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from dateline NBC*
FBI: Sit down chris were gonna talk about your recent crime
Top 10 best comment and replies ^
Dr. Phil: *proceeds to cry loudly*
O H ! S H I T B O i.
Top 10 Anime Battles
I feel like this needs a extended version how am I supposed to fall asleep to this asmr if it's barely a minute long
FlamingoOnARoof LMAO
666 likes 😂
lol
Lol
Put that shit on loop
Whenever i feel down I return to this video. Cheers me right up
You know how people listen to rain sounds falling asleep. I would definitely do that to this on loop 😂
Friends: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated
I giggled. This would took much time of explaining to do.
boo it's me. Me to friends: idk if you can call it music
Hell yea
Too bad this is a stolen comment but it's still humorous
Nice music
would have been scarier if Dr. Phil called me the n word
PotatoMG *open up nigga!*
😂😂😂😂😂
Dude he’s allowed to
Everocks 580 it has to be the hard R to make it even scarier
ₒₚₑₙ ᵤₚ ₙᵢGGₐ
The fact that he's just chilling at the window the whole time is hilarious.
This is so cursed
*Hes so terrifying*
Nobody:
UA-cam recommendations: Dr. Phil threatens your life and stalks you outside of your home asmr
Yes
s t o p
t h i s
i s
a
s h i t t y
j o k e
f o r m a t
I had one called corn after this
nobody:
random person trying to be funny:
“yOutUbE rEcoMmEnDaTioN: “
just another girl no laughs..
Dr. Phil doesn't want people to know about this.
i choked lmao
lindsay swaim omg legit almost chocked to death I was tearing up and it was bad this is hilarious
Why does this give me so much anxiety.
I first saw this a couple months ago... kept chasing that high but nothing works and I find myself back, listening to it on repeat for hours. Please, my boss fired me and my wife is threatening divorce. It's ruining my life. Come finish the job, daddy Phil, look into my eyes as they grow dull and my blood pours over your hands
This comment is fucking underrated LMAOOO
*top 10 most haunting audios that could end careers*
What the fuck?
@@vannesaaaaa me with everything
*Top ten haunting audios heard before tragedy*
1. D.r Phil
Nobody:
Dr Phil: *NOW OPEN THE DOOR OR I’M GONNA THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW*
He can't help you
YoU duMb wh0r3
600
888 lol
Definitely giving the chills
It would be more scary if the door flew open and dr. Phil ran towards the camera.
Therapists: it’s ok, Dr Phil isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Dr Phil: 👁👄👁
***edit: just for the record, never said this was my “original” idea. Sorry if I pissed anyone off, but I’m not taking credit for anything lmao. I just made a comment, let me breathe😔***
@the aussie legend ned kelly what's " I so pale" ?
the kelly gang I SO PALE
That looks like the female gremlin omfg lol
the kelly gang fax.
Trang Lam that’s what you think
No one:
UA-cam: *Dr Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*
Beau H I like your is that *meg Thomas* as your pfp? I love it! I play dbd too
Meghead
This is so relaxing i fell asleep to this
This is my version of therapy, the tears spilt by a middle aged man.
i now have an irrational fear of dr. phil
seems pretty rational to me
_philphobia_
are you sure its not an *irrational yearning
Him crying is what made this creepy. I wasn’t expecting that.
Tyler Fisher it’s from scary movie
2 months later to remind you of this and to say yeah that was pretty creepy
I didn't even know he could cry
My laughing was making it hard to 'like' this.
Wym the crying was the funniest part
I love how UA-cam every once in awhile recommends this video to me and then I end up watching it a few times while being creeped out over the crying part
70% of the human body is made up of water
And daddy's thirsty
P.s: guys its been 2 years, y’all can stop liking my comment
O_o
That statement with your profile picture scares me
r/cursedcomments
No
Hmmmm oh no
Me going to the therapist
“Dr Phil isn’t real”
My brain:
leaf falling I once accidentally got hot sauce in my pee hole while eating tacos
Observationally what in the damn
Your therapist is dumb
Dr.Phill is real
Observationally how tf
@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 It's a meme.
This is what I listen to when I fall asleep everyday, I find it very soothing
Oh my god this is hilarious lol.
Me: *going through a mental breakdown scrolling for something to uplift my mood*
UA-cam: *Dr Phil threatens your life and stalls the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*
Alexia Djurdjevic this is literally me 😂💀
jung shookness same 😂😂
I love ur profile picture
Tea Time thank you hon!
SRBIJA ✊
damn i wish i saw that bad boy at my doorstep
ikr he is such a stud 🥵
Good girls love him
🤣🤣😂😭 oh fuck no I am done
@@MrJonezy541 I've had this question for a real long time
I'm not joking when I say this literally caused me to have a nightmare the next night. I literally had a nightmare due to this
When you pause the video but you still hear Dr. Phil
*glass breaks*
Omg dr phill you didnt
Xbox One appears
Omg Soulja Boy you didn't
*explosion*
OMG Russia you didn't
Closing my eyes was a mistake.
I am in genuine fear now.
Watergirl Blue same
Omg same ah
Watergirl Blue same yikes help
Spook100
Spook100
This is so relaxing, it brings childhood memories. 😌
Damn the aggressive knocking is so real and don’t even get me started on the footsteps! Like how real can u get even after the video is over!
Is it sad that I know exactly what episodes the audio came from
Omg which ones lol
No. It's amazing lol
Post them! especially the crying one, like wtf
Not the hero this comment section deserves, but the one it needs
Never apologize for being a god among men
How did you get this audio the police promised not to share this now I’m gonna go to the ranch
Ram ranch?
Whats the story i need the story
@@happybuddy234 dammit I was gonna say that
ua-cam.com/video/xw7jv33_qtw/v-deo.html
supermarlo “the ranch” refers to a ranch that Dr. Phil sends really temperamental kids to (mostly teenagers)
10/10 best audio so far ive never been so pleased before in my life
Guess he took cashing outside too seriously
Brilliant
Hahahahaha! how 'bout dat
Dr Phil lives in a little blue house in Walmart and has me in a headlock.
I'm Adopted, But 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Dr Phil threatens and verbally assaults you then breaks into your house to offer you a Sprite Cranberry soda [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*
AAAlvarez Sprite Cranberry memes are dead
@@1210NHarrison So?
Canadian Retro So?
@Eli Hancock So?
@@1210NHarrison sprite cranberry never dies
It's always a treat when I'm looking for actual asmr and get this in my recommended instead. This is honestly superior ngl.
Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite ua-cam.com/video/l-cicmbvTmI/v-deo.html (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)
Every time I watch this I have a panic attack but I still keep watching
SCP: "Dr. Phil"
Object class: Keter
More like apollyon.
He's unstoppable
I knew I was going to find an SCP comment somewhere
When he can’t seem to overpower a victim, he sends them to another dimension known as the ranch
SCP-6969
Class: Euclid
Description: SCP-6969 is a white caucasian male standing about 6'3" stored in containment area [REDACTED] in the United States. His appearance consists of a gray mustache, hair on opposite sides of the head, a black tuxedo, and a black watch. SCP-6969 paces around his room muttering, in English, something about a ranch. SCP-6969 can rapidly move around his room with his arms crossed when eye-contact is limited. Any attempts to record his voice will immediately distort the audio playing back, even if the recorder is perfectly functional. SCP-6969 has phycological tendencies to communicate with the D-Class. Upon exiting, the subjects seem more calm and sophisticated. These recordings were taken by Dr. [REDACTED]. Dr: "How do you feel?" S: "Fantastic, doctor." Dr: "What did he say to you?" S: ~Attempts to speak, but cannot~ "Sorry, didn't hear you. Catch me outside, alright?" The results seem to be the same for every subject, just different sentences everytime. The D-Class has become so engulfed in what SCP-6969 has to say that the D-Class even tries to get out of their cells by any means possible; faking to be sick, digging until their nails are shredded, or even starving themselves. Further testing is still required for SCP-6969.
(Thanks for cringing.)
I wish every ASMR video was just as relaxing as this one. This could put me to sleep... 😴
Sαiyαท Qυєєท Dr Phil will put you to sleep
Forever
If it doesn't put you to sleep, he certainly will. 🗡🗡🗡
sweet dreams
Sleep, but make it paralysis
I’ve never been so relaxed 😌 😌 😌 definitely gonna add to my playlist
this calmed me and put me right to sleep, keep up the great work!
customers 1 minute before we open the store
I’m glad I never go outside then
Annie Westcott LMAOO
i closed my eyes with headphones and felt genuine fear
Omg same
SAME
YESS I was really tense
thank you !!! this really helped me fall asleep ☺️☺️☺️
This is how Dr. Phil’s being a therapist now since his show got canned.
Dr Phil: ok you’re here because you listened to a video about me stalking and breaking into your house?
Me at least 8 feet away: *Yeah*
Dr. Phil: "And how's that working for you?"
@H Dr Phil: *inching closer* give me 200 dollars
Me: *fearful crying*
@@Shiresome me: what if I pay you with slaves instead... haha jk... unless 😳
Dr Phil (in thought): "Kids and their fcking memes these days."
Some-
DR PHIL ONCE TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM THE MONEY OR HES GONNA KILL MEEE
UwU very relaxing
BroFilms OwO yes
@@jackdeerboi3549 >w> yus my bruddah's
owo
666 likes oof
UwU
this is by far the best thing i’ve seen on this platform in a while
Why did I decide to put this on my playlist that's suppose to be my "sleepytime music"
✨ timestamps ✨
0:00 intro 🙈
0:15 banging on ur door and footstep triggers 🦶🚪
0:28 dr phil offers you good financial advice 💕
0:40 he holds u during hard times 😍
0:47 tingly outro 👁👅👁
Thanks man
Extremely helpful thx
Ur a lifesaver tysm!!1!
Every ASMR video needs people like you.
cam I was looking for this comment
Dr Phil coming to get me because i talked shit about the ranch
You fool, there is no hope for you now. Only the grace of the lord and saviour Carl Azuz may save you.
God dammit jerry not again! I thought we talked about this!
*sent to the Phil ranch somewhere on in the middle of Texas*
Ram ranch?
This is the most relaxed I have ever been
Okay, so this is gonna sound really weird, but for some reason I just have such a visceral, extreme reaction to the knock at 0:08. I don't know what it is, be it the sharp tone or the gradual increase in volume but something about that specific knock just sends chills down my spine and lights up my fight-or-flight reaction. It instills in me an intense feeling of horrified deja-vu, as if I've heard it before in some foggy nightmare or long-forgotten sleep paralysis. I hear that sound and I fear death.
Rest of the video's nice though, 8/10
If you had a violent father as a child, I can Guarantee that's where it comes from lol.
I send this to my dad when he locks me out
Genius