i keep making new accounts because schizo reasons, but I saw this thumbnail, read the name, and thought, "huh, when did this happen" re-subbed on my 9th alt
I love eggs. Each egg is unique and perfect. Some take longer to cook. Some shorter. My coworker brought me eggs from their quails but they were so fragile most didn’t make it the drive over. I got two good tiny little eggs and a bunch of goo. It made me laugh so hard to look at the goo I dropped the bowl. Then I just had a bowl of goo which was even funnier to me. I guess some eggs are easier to crack and others you really gotta work for it. One of my friends had bought a pink chick in the Philippines but it grew up and its eggs were brown. Still were yummy, just not as glamorous as I had imagined. My neighbors have chickens which hang out in our yard a lot and i like to chase them around. And sometimes they give us eggs all different colors and sizes. I wonder how they get eggs so white at the supermarket. Apparently the ones you can buy in store are pasteurized typically. Interesting!!!
@@Fexxis_ omg same taste in musics same taste in youtberzzzz,,,, ur like Canadian me bro... Or im American u... we need to find an us from mexico and make a Americas Alliance.....
Astrid pre-transition be like
So was this pre-recorded prior to their voice change
@@YoucicanNo it's a joke about the term egg (a trans person that hasn't realized they're trans fully yet)
i keep making new accounts because schizo reasons, but I saw this thumbnail, read the name, and thought, "huh, when did this happen"
re-subbed on my 9th alt
Almost thought i was getting called out
🥚🥚🥚🥚
🥚🤨
EGG
You, me, 🥚🫵?
same
the opening is so beautiful brought a tear to my eye
Literally windowlicker by aphex twin
egg on your face huh...
Like an omelette face mask
@@rowdyreese5208 You should write that down
@@rowdyreese5208 my hungry ass could NOT have an omelette face mask
A egg watching a egg Cook egg, couldn't be me.
All 3 eggs cracked BTW.
Aztro practicing for her future trad-wife life
She just like me frrr
I am no longer an 🥚, I cracked long ago
Crack
@@alitrias what the FUCK?!
@@alitriashey at least i'm not drinking Brian
I'm scrambled now🍳
Oh no 😢 i hope you're doing well, my uncle Humpty also cracked after he had a great fall and he can never walk again
i love women that play video games!
i love women...
I love women!
I love women?
women aren't real, aztro is an ai created by jeff bezos to convince us they are and that they're pretty and funny
@@redssign damn
Eggcellent video
This opening is enough to make anyone cry
The title describes about 70% of ur subscribers
omg right xD
dude.
don't even joke lad
and then the other 30% is cracked eggs
Can confirm
I feel like psycadelics were definitely involved in the creation of this game
beautifl womyn
I love all women,,,
stifmatism
Is Aztrosist trans now?
@@jakibobshe is transwoman yea
@@jakibobshe been a transfem yes, she's very good at it
Aztrosist my idol
my egg irl
6:50 My ace king!
I love eggs. Each egg is unique and perfect. Some take longer to cook. Some shorter. My coworker brought me eggs from their quails but they were so fragile most didn’t make it the drive over. I got two good tiny little eggs and a bunch of goo. It made me laugh so hard to look at the goo I dropped the bowl. Then I just had a bowl of goo which was even funnier to me. I guess some eggs are easier to crack and others you really gotta work for it. One of my friends had bought a pink chick in the Philippines but it grew up and its eggs were brown. Still were yummy, just not as glamorous as I had imagined. My neighbors have chickens which hang out in our yard a lot and i like to chase them around. And sometimes they give us eggs all different colors and sizes. I wonder how they get eggs so white at the supermarket. Apparently the ones you can buy in store are pasteurized typically. Interesting!!!
holy corgis it’s my favourite youtuber!!!!!
@@Fexxis_ omg same taste in musics same taste in youtberzzzz,,,, ur like Canadian me bro... Or im American u... we need to find an us from mexico and make a Americas Alliance.....
6:16 fun fact also the same age jimi hendrix died, coincidence? yeah probably
11:52 cruelty squad reference
I commented the same
@@dotdoggo fellow flesh automaton
The intro made brain feel funny
That opening made me feel 5 unidentified emotions
AZTRO YOUR IMPRESSION OF THE BEE AT 5:26 IS IMPECCABLE
She do be playin a funnie game
Does she draw the thumbnail art herself? Its so good and cute
It’s by @SplendidMeepers
@@JaydenVarghese now known as @rokuronashi actually >.
Definitely in my top 4 members of sleep deprived!
btw jerry seinfeld impression was spot on
🥚
🍳
I don't know what the fuck I just watched. It makes me want to cry. I know not if those tears are or sadness, fear, or joy.
1:53
I love Azstrosist so much
4:07 due to this scene, I now how to play the game before watching this. Apologies for hurting your view time.
love when your content feels like a fever dream!
Who let her cook
Egg indeed!
This is how vegans see the world
Astro is so cool, I wish woman existed outside of the metaverse 💔💔💔💔
There’s so much egg on my face
Well, you proved your skills in game. Time to have a cooking stream of you frying a dozen eggs in real life
Economically questionable quest
Your drawings for the thumbnail are so adorable
egg more like greg
this game HATES youtube bitrate
aStro tyour are my sprite animel? eggs
:3
might be egg, sus timing
They really just have you strokin it at the end
Yeah we frying ova here
This game is egg as hell!
Eggztrosist
That was a banger Seinfeld impression
My Egg Cracked Long ago, All that remains, Is the Yolk... Anyways, Lemme get more Estradiol.
My vegetarian senses are tingling
YIPPEEE
more aztrosist gaming would fix me
egg.
AhhhhahahahhHHhhh
Eggads!
What's up Aztrosisters :D
aztro i love your seinfeld impressions
Egg🔥🔥🔥
this stream was awesome lol
Let’s go more content 🎉
I'm warping too, im about to explode 😩
why is she so good at this
beautiful
eg
Why did I bother turning the video quality to 1080p
0:00 windowlicker by aphex twin
sure glad this egg isnt on anyone's face
egg..
omg i was here for this stream
egg :)
video so funny it cured my hangover
egg
🥚🏳️⚧️
🍳I cracked my egg!
me after i used a skirt once as a joke:
@@IcerCheck Same!
yaaay an Aztro vid!! :D
Egg :)
Egg
So glad i was here for the stream
You should play more chicken games like Chicken Feet.
5:29 he kinda looks like plo koon
i cant put down the cup
Idk why but it’s weirding me out that the pan is a low poly version of the one we have. Exactly the same one
egg egg egg egg
chicken chicken
fried fried fried
sunny side up
This stream was so good
2:20 most based part of the video
egg :(
egg?
aztrosist hear my pleas! for almost 2 years ive been commenting how deep in parasocial love i am with you across many different channels please!!!
ddont egg me on
fent
i love u astro ❤️
yes im a little egg and i wanna get cooked
Those who nose: 👃
Great video to watch while eating egg
Yo Asstro, please bring back Gmod on the sleep deprived channel 😭
You gotta play mouthwash
Yes?
Womem
Eg 🥚
i think it says a lot about who i am that im this early to a aztro video 😭😭
🥚🥚
yes.. more more... i am close aztro...
The creator of this game must’ve been so high