I love how Stav explains Star Wars is everywhere by stating it was on Doritos packets rather than billboards or ads etc. Thats the most common place he gets his info from.
Ben Kenobi is that cool homeless guy you meet that buys your beer. You know he's skimming a few bucks but nobody says anything. The Sand People are the other homeless guys that will straight up walk off with your money but Ben has your back.
@@LordJagd You know what I'm talking about. You give him enough for the beer and a little flask for himself. He comes through for you. He doesn't skate or try and upsell to a handle.
I think Huran-Kal is just a planet with almost all black people, it's not the only planet black people can be from. I think the story was that people from Coruscant crashed there thousands of years ago and created a divergent civilization.
@@roadhouse6999 oh shit you're right, it was Mace Windu's home world. Seems like it got glassed by the Empire in both the EU and the new canon though, damn... AIAB ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
N-dor Also fun fact: Their space travel capabilities came millions of years after everyone else’s after repeated attempts to teach them and finally those Chinese looking trade federation dudes had to get the droids to build it for them.
@@scparker6893 pretty rare, they'd probably just say "i have some heritage" lol. Most of us are 25-50%+ and quite brown so it's harder to get away with here
@@mysharona9097 buddy that’s rookie numbers, consider yourself lucky. They’ve made fun of Indian and Jewish ppl so much there’s 3 hour compilations of it
Fun fact: the style of music played by the Cantina Band in Episode IV is canonically called Jizz, yes, Jizz Incidentally, players of Jizz are called Jizz-Wailers, yes, Jizz-Wailers This is one revered piece of lore that would indeed start a jihad if Disney ever retconned it
(((Beastie Boys)))Early Lyfe Crew I don’t think there’s another music group on earth that Adam relates to better. As far as solo artists goes he relates to Matisyahu best.
No, George Lucas thought it was a good idea to write an orphan that is being hidden from his murderous sith lord father, to have him keep his last name. Seriously, people think this franchise is good?
Skywalker family history Anakin is a slave with his Mom Shmi owned by everyones fav stereotype Watto Watto loses Anakin but keep Shmi Shmi is bought and freed by Cliegg Lars, who lives with his son from a previous marriage named Owen, and Owen's gf Beru Shmi is kidnapped by sand people, when Lars and 30 other farmers go out looking for her only 4 survive (including Cliegg who lost a leg and couldn't go looking again) Anakin returned looking for Shmi since he dreamed of her suffering, meets Lars (his step father) Owen (his step brother) and Beru (his sister in law I guess) Anakin hunts down and finds Shmi (who dies in his arms) and kills the desert nomad stereotypes Cliegg later dies once Anakin leaves and Owen and Beru run the farm Years later Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives with newborn Luke Skywalker, he tells Owen and Beru who he is and they agree to raise him, removing the graves of Shmi and Lars they begin raising him under the idea that his father was a navigator on a spice freightor. (which is a reference to Dune and if you want a laugh google what a Dune Navigator looks like and think that Owen told Luke for 19 years that his dad looked like that.) any questions?
George Lucas and JK Rowling are very similar in a lot of ways to me. They both were driven nuts but isolation wealth and what the average idiot would do to there IPs
Nick is like Kevin from the office 'I think I might have been involved with something that sounds quite close to embezzling from the company everyday since I've been here?'
Stav is a good representation of that whole grift, greasy sub 70iq orbules with zero impulse control doing the bare minimum so they can feel morally righteous but in the end it's entirely self indulgent behavior that leads to nothing changing because the goals are entirely unclear, unfounded, or unrealistic.
@@coreygolpheneee”he grew up” TIL not playing video games or watching Disney and childhood movies like Stav the 400lb man child means you must be a grown up lol Nick’s greatest acting highlight reel is him getting people to believe he’s “grown up”. It’s an act lol, and also a mirror trick, based on who he surrounds himself with
Leia went with the politician sympathetic to naboo and old friend of padme. Luke went to tatooine, oviwon stayed nearby under the made up identity uncle Ben, he just cares for Luke being his father's apprentice and wanted to keep him safe from Vader whom he figured would look if he knew he was alive. Same for Leia, dude was gna torture his own daughter lol.
Nick is partly right when he says Ben Kenobi's brother and sister raised luke skywalker . _Uncle Owen_ is actually Obiwan's brother, as its stated in the ROTJ novel (which is the actual story/canon). The movies didn't get into those kinds of details, but the novel in early 80s did. Nick is 100% right on that part. However the reason he is partly right is because he also says 'ben kenobi's brother and sister is who raise luke skywalker'. Only Uncle Owen is Obiwan's brother; Aunt Beru was just Owen's wife/partner. This bit of star wars canon is but one casualty sustained when the whole story was picked up again in the late 90s, but there is no equivocation (as far as star wars canon is concerned) that Uncle Owen is Obiwan's brother. Some revisionist garbage created in the late 90s might try to say otherwise, but that will never be enough to supercede the original star wars trilogy. Does any of this matter? of course not, but the story is what it is.
It would've actually been pretty good if Han ending up frozen in carbonite, being of no use or value to anyone, was the result of a mistranslation and both Darth Vader and Jabba assumed that the respective other wanted him
For anyone gay and interested the Lar’s are Luke’s step-Aunt and Uncle. Anakin’s mother, Shmi, married Owen’s father after Anakin left to become a Jedi. So Shmi was Owen’s step-mom for a time.
I love how Stav explains Star Wars is everywhere by stating it was on Doritos packets rather than billboards or ads etc. Thats the most common place he gets his info from.
very fat of him..
That's how you get your news if you have that thousand island stare.
Hard to say it isn't effective, I still remember the revenge of the sith ad campaign with Yoda cheetos and black burgers at burger King
You would normally see ads on a billboard but everywhere implies they are in uncommon places like Doritos bags. I'm gay so who really knows anyway
The prize inside of cracker jacks is his new York times
The only clip this is missing is when Obi Wan says "there's two types of black people-- Lando Calrissians, and Darth Vaders."
Mace Windu is my favourite black person of all time.
44:10 in (to the tune of my sharona) bonus episode Feb 20, 2020.
"Diedre.....
@@JesusChrist-qi4ti mine is radio
Landos and Jar-Jars
I like how nick acts like he isn't a huge star wars fan
No problem with openly loving trek tho
hes more of a trekkie
@@yabton5110 he talks mad shit on star trek too though
@@isaacbenzing5686 he also admits that he's watched every episode of each iteration of star Trek
No it is actually gay
The crowd applauding for an event that didn't happen is wonderful.
Truly nicks siemens factory moment.
9/11
@@cisimean4327 He was alluding to the holocaust not 9/11.
@@hamlishmantonio2685 since I kinda forgot why I said this(prolly for no reason at all) on the c-town. Would it be called post nut clarity?
"This podcast does suck"
That's why we're here. You guys really know your audience
Mainly gay people i suppouse
@@theorganizationxiii9765 Yep
Also Organization XIII rules dude
So… Google Owen Lars…
Yeah, this podcast sucks… ME OFF, cuz I’m gay!!!
It's like they had to get together to do a book report but none of them read the book
how very creative, thank you.
Ben Kenobi is that cool homeless guy you meet that buys your beer. You know he's skimming a few bucks but nobody says anything. The Sand People are the other homeless guys that will straight up walk off with your money but Ben has your back.
I always thought the sand people were just an alogory for Arabs but I like yours better.
If I had a nickel for every homeless man who bought me beer
@@LordJagd You know what I'm talking about. You give him enough for the beer and a little flask for himself. He comes through for you. He doesn't skate or try and upsell to a handle.
@@VersusArdua yeah the tusken raiders are the Arabs of the Star Wars universe
@@trey5747 The Sand (Insert Funny N Word Here)
Canonically all the black people in star wars come from the same planet
Blackulon 5.
I think Huran-Kal is just a planet with almost all black people, it's not the only planet black people can be from. I think the story was that people from Coruscant crashed there thousands of years ago and created a divergent civilization.
@@roadhouse6999 oh shit you're right, it was Mace Windu's home world. Seems like it got glassed by the Empire in both the EU and the new canon though, damn... AIAB ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
N-dor
Also fun fact:
Their space travel capabilities came millions of years after everyone else’s after repeated attempts to teach them and finally those Chinese looking trade federation dudes had to get the droids to build it for them.
@@Cineraryepic comment 😂
Owen is Darth Vader’s half-brother after his mum Shmee was bought and married by a dude after Anakin left to begin Jedi training and I’m gay.
Well you say "mum" instead of mom so you're definitely not gay.
Step brother to be precise. I’m VERY gay
Your mom is gay.
Kinda love how they talked about the most obscure clone trooper lmao
i hear Jabba is mixed, and gets called the mut when hes not around
So funny hearing Nick talk about New Zealanders and the hakka after watching the behind the scenes for the mandalorian lmao
Hell yeah brother
He's brought up Maori stuff atleast 5 times on the podcast, not bothered but I'd love to know what we did to hurt him 😂
@@scparker6893 pretty rare, they'd probably just say "i have some heritage" lol. Most of us are 25-50%+ and quite brown so it's harder to get away with here
@@mysharona9097 buddy that’s rookie numbers, consider yourself lucky. They’ve made fun of Indian and Jewish ppl so much there’s 3 hour compilations of it
@@mysharona9097 White Kiwis feeling so sorry about what they did to the Māori that they teach white children to dance is hilarious.
"he should have been a soundcloud rapper making beats on R2D2's head"
working out the connection between the Larrs family and the skywalkers is halarious
why is owen larrs ok with his sister being a slave
@@BIacklce we never met his sister
@@BIacklce wtf are you smoking, my guy, pass that shit over
@@BIacklce half brother maybe who only learnt she was his sister after her death?
@@orfeo793hes her stepson she married some dude with a mositure farm
That Yoda is splitting the difference from his homer and marge impressions
Gay am I.
@@toadvine7952Gay, your mom is.
Fun fact: the style of music played by the Cantina Band in Episode IV is canonically called Jizz, yes, Jizz
Incidentally, players of Jizz are called Jizz-Wailers, yes, Jizz-Wailers
This is one revered piece of lore that would indeed start a jihad if Disney ever retconned it
I love how they said there shouldn’t be native New Zealanders In Star Wars but the clones are all played by a Maori dude
Not just any Maori dude but Jake The Muss!
Only because George Lucas wanted to make the point that all islanders look the same and can’t be trusted.
"The chimneys were added after the war and weren't connected to anything."
Wild applause.
Most inclusive Australian
Hell yeah, that fucking rocks, dude
@@Cheess2964 because you’re gay. I’m gay, also.
Respect.
@@dillankempter5780 were all gay dude
Nick is the type of guy (ponytail era Nick) to have a bookshelf of just Star Wars novels and history books (probably about the SS)
The Force is strong with this one
The Force Is Gay.
Aidan Quigley is a good fake star wars name
Aidan -igley
The gay is strong with this one
DAMN DUDE! THE FORCE!
Forgetting the bug men that were definitely supposed to be Africans that lived in the desert and communicated by clicking
theres 1 planet where all black people come from in star wars, at least this was how it was back in the Lucas era of cannon.
The Genosians? Is that why they had big green energy balls come out of their weapons? That's an African stereotype right.
@@TheTGOAC Also being a major industrial manufacturing hub and ally for a capitalist trade empire, definitely based on a stereotype
They’re Adam’s ancestors
@@lepidus2918they wuz Kangs. They could definitely build the pyramids with Genosian tech
only Cumtown can make a Beastie Boys reference into an entire skit about being racist to chinese people
I love the racist Chinese stuff
@@thekyleprojekt7996Nick always strikes gold when he goes up against the orientals
Hey radies
(((Beastie Boys)))Early Lyfe Crew
I don’t think there’s another music group on earth that Adam relates to better. As far as solo artists goes he relates to Matisyahu best.
Mordecai Skywalker absolutely killed me.
Fuck the storm troopers calling in the "not gay" is one of the funniest bits of banter I've heard in ages
Of course Nick's impression of Lando is dead on
What’s so funny is he 100% called the New Zealand Hakka shit in the Boba Fett show
Love you Guys! Not Just Nick, Stavvy and Edim, but all of you.
dude thats kind of gay
No one loves bugs like Adam...
You forgot about Jeffery
@@2FadeMusic dude I’m kind of gay
Halfway through. There better be stav talking about loving babu frick
What ep is that in
"so Luke thinks this his name is Luke Lars?" lmao is that actually true technically tho?
No, he knows he’s an orphan.
@@mutestingray yeah but he doesn’t nor shouldn’t know his last name is Skywalker
@@walzybby yes he does he knew Anakin was a Jedi knight
No, George Lucas thought it was a good idea to write an orphan that is being hidden from his murderous sith lord father, to have him keep his last name.
Seriously, people think this franchise is good?
@@OrchidEleven star wars is gay who cares really
Skywalker family history
Anakin is a slave with his Mom Shmi owned by everyones fav stereotype Watto
Watto loses Anakin but keep Shmi
Shmi is bought and freed by Cliegg Lars, who lives with his son from a previous marriage named Owen, and Owen's gf Beru
Shmi is kidnapped by sand people, when Lars and 30 other farmers go out looking for her only 4 survive (including Cliegg who lost a leg and couldn't go looking again)
Anakin returned looking for Shmi since he dreamed of her suffering, meets Lars (his step father) Owen (his step brother) and Beru (his sister in law I guess)
Anakin hunts down and finds Shmi (who dies in his arms) and kills the desert nomad stereotypes
Cliegg later dies once Anakin leaves and Owen and Beru run the farm
Years later Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives with newborn Luke Skywalker, he tells Owen and Beru who he is and they agree to raise him, removing the graves of Shmi and Lars they begin raising him under the idea that his father was a navigator on a spice freightor. (which is a reference to Dune and if you want a laugh google what a Dune Navigator looks like and think that Owen told Luke for 19 years that his dad looked like that.)
any questions?
Nope good recap. Also, I'm still gay
Luke, I am a mentat
Goddamn that synopsis is gay as hell and so am I. Thanks bro
Playing KOTOR II watching this lol
Based.
Hell yeah dude
That bit about Georges wife being JarJar is the funniest thing I've heard Adam say lol
George Lucas and JK Rowling are very similar in a lot of ways to me. They both were driven nuts but isolation wealth and what the average idiot would do to there IPs
"The force is strong with this one"
Nick is like Kevin from the office 'I think I might have been involved with something that sounds quite close to embezzling from the company everyday since I've been here?'
Bust House - Hoth: Hot Nights on the Cold Planes
I still want nick's version of the nWo shirt
And the grave digger one
It’s awesome that they use their humor on stage
it's insane
Hell yeah brother that rocks
What the hell even is this comment?
Nic's prediction of what would happen if Biden won was ON POINT. Even the Chapo guys are doing "movie mindset" spin off podcast now lol
Stav is a good representation of that whole grift, greasy sub 70iq orbules with zero impulse control doing the bare minimum so they can feel morally righteous but in the end it's entirely self indulgent behavior that leads to nothing changing because the goals are entirely unclear, unfounded, or unrealistic.
Glad to see the channel popping off harder lately
It’s so sick and twisted how funny this show is
The way it fades out and transitions @ 1:30 always makes me feel like the first bit was a happy dream in nicks mind
Nick being wrong autisticly is so fucking funny
Cumtown is recorded in front of a gay audience.
3:42 it hurts me to think about how my boy Nick has such a misunderstanding about the plot of Star wars
I'm glad we're actually starting to talk about how funny George Lucas' racism was in the prequels, watto is the highlight of the entire series.
Jewish flying bugs are funny
6:10 Yes, please. Imagine if they all went back to Bespin. Imagine what our beloved Alderaan would be like if they all went back to Bespin.
Nick getting Ben and Owen Lars mixed up is the first time I've ever heard him be wrong about anything at all
He's wrong about a LOT of things he just says it with confidence lmaoooooo
Shouts out to mace window the only brother who survived the jedi purge of black people
fucking adams gay joke. one of my favorite bits in the whole show. just such an amazing bomb
which?
@@Aloysius2113 "the Force is strong with this one"
My 12 Step program is listening to this show and only drinking when these guys are positive about something.
Nick tries to play it off like he isn't a huge Star Wars fan when he's dropping quotes that would make even r/prequelmemes blush
No he's pushing 40, he grew up, he watched better movies, that's the joke.
@@coreygolpheneee”he grew up”
TIL not playing video games or watching Disney and childhood movies like Stav the 400lb man child means you must be a grown up lol
Nick’s greatest acting highlight reel is him getting people to believe he’s “grown up”. It’s an act lol, and also a mirror trick, based on who he surrounds himself with
“How about We All Play Sausage Lightsabers! Wow We All Have Red Lightsabers I call Darth Maul!! YES!!!”-Gay Actor Vince Vaughn
"I moved to cloud city to talk about Sonic and Dragon Ball"
I moved up here to cloud city to talk about sonic and dragon ball
5:48 came out of nowhere and almost made me choke
22:11 When doing Yoda impression you accidentally nail Biden 😂🤣😂
my favorite thing is Stav's love for babu frik
you know, my ricesaber has been ignited today
Thank god somebody else heard that.
Last time I was this gay I was early
Nicks Yoda hrmm was perfect 22:00 sorry stavs
4:03 adam 1000% knew aunt may was from spiderman. Classic adam
I suddenly have an urge to play FTL now
The urge to play with shaqs balls
Stav's cover of the song made me laugh out loud
22:50 I remember seeing "Up the shut fuck" and absolutely losing it. At the time it might have been the funniest thing I ever saw in my life.
Originals > "Legends" Comics/Novels > Games > Prequels > Sequels
Jabba the Hut was the Greek analogy
I’ve got a bad feeling about this dude.
Leia went with the politician sympathetic to naboo and old friend of padme.
Luke went to tatooine, oviwon stayed nearby under the made up identity uncle Ben, he just cares for Luke being his father's apprentice and wanted to keep him safe from Vader whom he figured would look if he knew he was alive. Same for Leia, dude was gna torture his own daughter lol.
When they asked what the black planet in Star Wars was I immediately thought Kashyyk
Bro Wookies are actually intelligent. Don’t insult them like that. I’d much rather have a Wookie fly my Boeing 737 than Ray’quann
24:06
I love when Adam tells good jokes. He's got potential, he just needs to be around people that don't pick on him.
Nick trying to sound soy turns him into a slightly more energetic Mr Van Drissen
originally it was supposed to be gayuh and guke
Last time I was this early I was gay
Not much has changed
Last time I was this gay it was early
20:36 that harrison ford bit
This dude does the best Chinese accent ever. Too damn funny.
Lando And Han Played YuGiOh In Cloud City
nicks impressions are too good
6.66k subscribers
*respect*
Only Nick Mullen can get away with openly denying the Holocaust and still gets to be a comedian
dam the outro to hell yea d
“Bustshrooms” was such a good joke lmao
Hell yeah dude
That rocks
OB-GYN kenobi
They should make fun of people more often, including people who buy weird stuff for 100s of dollars and are losers for it also
Anakin’s slave mom married a guy and his son is Owen Lars. So he is Luke’s uncle in law on his dad’s side. I think
"Computer, initiate humiliation protocol."
Nick is partly right when he says Ben Kenobi's brother and sister raised luke skywalker . _Uncle Owen_ is actually Obiwan's brother, as its stated in the ROTJ novel (which is the actual story/canon). The movies didn't get into those kinds of details, but the novel in early 80s did. Nick is 100% right on that part. However the reason he is partly right is because he also says 'ben kenobi's brother and sister is who raise luke skywalker'. Only Uncle Owen is Obiwan's brother; Aunt Beru was just Owen's wife/partner.
This bit of star wars canon is but one casualty sustained when the whole story was picked up again in the late 90s, but there is no equivocation (as far as star wars canon is concerned) that Uncle Owen is Obiwan's brother. Some revisionist garbage created in the late 90s might try to say otherwise, but that will never be enough to supercede the original star wars trilogy.
Does any of this matter? of course not, but the story is what it is.
22:19 the climax
This podcast keeps me from kicking the chair out from under my legs.
Hell yeah brother, take it one 🏳️🌈 day at a time 🤟 doing a soup-n-side is so lame but being alive rules dude
@@TheRepublicOfJohn uh ok.
But how are you supposed to go get lunch if you’re always on your computer chair?
Lol its anikans moms , husbands (anikans step dad) son and wife
This goddamn laugh track man
It would've actually been pretty good if Han ending up frozen in carbonite, being of no use or value to anyone, was the result of a mistranslation and both Darth Vader and Jabba assumed that the respective other wanted him
I love my Jewish uncle in Arizona
I love how they know absolutely nothing about star wars. Nothing.
The funniest part of all this is that he some how knew uncle Owen’s last name was Lars 😂😂
1:15 based Brisbane
For anyone gay and interested the Lar’s are Luke’s step-Aunt and Uncle. Anakin’s mother, Shmi, married Owen’s father after Anakin left to become a Jedi. So Shmi was Owen’s step-mom for a time.
How can you be this gay
@@pitstopchr it's in the books
@@RoxorTehCoxor books are gay thats all on screen.
hell yeah dude
I read he based Yoda's intonations off if don juan from the Carlos Castaneda book series