I did a DNA test and turns out I'm 5.7%...

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  • @skittlespiex3
    @skittlespiex3 2 роки тому +18336

    5.7% Korean
    Lily: we are not remotely related
    0.4% filipino
    Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!

  • @benzabeast
    @benzabeast 2 роки тому +8093

    "the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 2 роки тому +232

      my new favorite toast quote

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 роки тому +135

      🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna

    • @pepsimax3444
      @pepsimax3444 2 роки тому +32

      metaphor about all the racists in america.

    • @Homerak
      @Homerak 2 роки тому +19

      @@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.

    • @shadidmosharraf3033
      @shadidmosharraf3033 2 роки тому +102

      simple, be racist to everyone
      equality

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +4059

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there

  • @Otinashi
    @Otinashi 2 роки тому +293

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
    She's got you there

  • @hishot1078
    @hishot1078 Рік тому +736

    Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.

    • @nucleardog6675
      @nucleardog6675 Рік тому +14

      I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Рік тому +35

      @@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.

    • @jeffrey2326
      @jeffrey2326 Рік тому

      @@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Рік тому +7

      @@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Рік тому

      @@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解.
      海一作河
      間一作聞
      排一作批
      etc.
      海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River".
      This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 2 роки тому +7419

    I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear etahn

    • @blk-2150
      @blk-2150 2 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @sexytsl373
      @sexytsl373 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @pagonggong
      @pagonggong 2 роки тому +69

      But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺

    • @singingwithbecca
      @singingwithbecca 2 роки тому +8

      I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE

  • @blondedegg
    @blondedegg 2 роки тому +15940

    i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀

  • @ashleyanderson6615
    @ashleyanderson6615 2 роки тому +3769

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily

  • @S4ND55
    @S4ND55 2 роки тому +104

    "Y'know Lily-"
    10:55 Her avatar's face though

  • @Katiee_s
    @Katiee_s 2 роки тому +159

    Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.”
    Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.”
    Lol all jokes 😂

  • @bennju
    @bennju 2 роки тому +1066

    "you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO

  • @chairofthebored
    @chairofthebored 2 роки тому +1203

    The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman Рік тому +10

      I can't believe Lily lost in this debate

    • @Lutzifalilia
      @Lutzifalilia Рік тому +3

      Thats just Lily for you.

    • @diggerpy
      @diggerpy 11 місяців тому

      Its understandable since its the most racist race

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 2 роки тому +3873

    Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here"
    Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"

  • @JSharpie
    @JSharpie 2 роки тому +41

    I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times.
    My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.

    • @kittyadventuresvlogs
      @kittyadventuresvlogs 8 місяців тому +7

      Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.

  • @annejia5382
    @annejia5382 2 роки тому +28

    Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere 2 роки тому +1733

    Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.

    • @CloudedSeoul
      @CloudedSeoul 2 роки тому +51

      I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.

    • @simonpangan7470
      @simonpangan7470 2 роки тому +35

      just add the "i" at the end

    • @changbinmybeloved
      @changbinmybeloved 2 роки тому +111

      @@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa

    • @Victoria-eq2il
      @Victoria-eq2il 2 роки тому +37

      @@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well

    • @sharonwon5229
      @sharonwon5229 2 роки тому +62

      oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males

  • @Brandon-up6yd
    @Brandon-up6yd 2 роки тому +1876

    “What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂

    • @ITSME-sp5up
      @ITSME-sp5up 2 роки тому +22

      Why am I not surprised

    • @moist__gaming
      @moist__gaming 2 роки тому +3

      peter griffin lol

    • @dchung00
      @dchung00 2 роки тому +12

      once korean always korean

    • @smt4818
      @smt4818 2 роки тому +5

      I’m a Korean and we are very smart

    • @o5maelian
      @o5maelian 2 роки тому +5

      @@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him

  • @duelistAKI
    @duelistAKI 2 роки тому +655

    Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?!
    *Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*

    • @uwuben
      @uwuben 2 роки тому +43

      Thats how you summon the pinoys

    • @andreneria1850
      @andreneria1850 2 роки тому +3

      That's how great Toast is

    • @bruh.2526
      @bruh.2526 2 роки тому +4

      Cringe

    • @jairosolutan1045
      @jairosolutan1045 2 роки тому +2

      @@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha

    • @y0sef61
      @y0sef61 2 роки тому +1

      @Reuben Au You are goddam right

  • @kronkmcnasty4064
    @kronkmcnasty4064 Рік тому +41

    Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 2 роки тому +21

    16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…”
    You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology.
    EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder

  • @arafzahin6724
    @arafzahin6724 2 роки тому +576

    “We all know i am a huge racist”
    0-100 intro real quick

  • @--6487
    @--6487 2 роки тому +769

    okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history

  • @MNkno
    @MNkno 8 місяців тому +7

    Footbinding is not Japanese, it's Chinese. But the rest of the video, nice. Well done. Thank you.

  • @locutusvonborg2k3
    @locutusvonborg2k3 Рік тому +38

    the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD

  • @thatoneguy8304
    @thatoneguy8304 2 роки тому +5284

    You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨

    • @unknownbutknown332
      @unknownbutknown332 2 роки тому +35

      But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad 2 роки тому +24

      I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say

    • @arnold3065
      @arnold3065 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 роки тому +8

      @@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀

  • @doctorcdub2413
    @doctorcdub2413 2 роки тому +508

    “Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀

  • @TheDailyEgg
    @TheDailyEgg 2 роки тому +1460

    I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm 2 роки тому +89

      its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD
      as far as I know lol

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +181

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything

    • @tuvillo
      @tuvillo 2 роки тому +102

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.

    • @Wolta
      @Wolta 2 роки тому +44

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.

    • @zhamu4822
      @zhamu4822 2 роки тому +81

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”

  • @lesterreyes183
    @lesterreyes183 2 роки тому +13

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu
    well done Lily!! :D

  • @CaveMan_Ray
    @CaveMan_Ray 8 місяців тому +3

    “Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go

  • @mooncake387
    @mooncake387 2 роки тому +281

    The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking

    • @s.2314
      @s.2314 2 роки тому +49

      The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 роки тому +4

      @@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible

    • @polza1049
      @polza1049 2 роки тому

      @@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol

    • @Kr4zYm0f0
      @Kr4zYm0f0 2 роки тому +2

      the world has always been fucked up

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 роки тому +23

      @@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it

  • @Hentyify
    @Hentyify 2 роки тому +467

    No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 2 роки тому +48

      But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 роки тому +53

      I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 роки тому +5

      I don't trust Wikipedia at all

    • @flutterwind7686
      @flutterwind7686 2 роки тому +27

      @@twitzmixx8374 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 роки тому +4

      @@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne 2 роки тому +583

    Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂

    • @vad1089
      @vad1089 2 роки тому +10

      Fr bro

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries 2 роки тому +6

      hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?

    • @thesaint5381
      @thesaint5381 2 роки тому +119

      @@sunshinecherries its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries 2 роки тому +9

      @@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne 2 роки тому +28

      @@sunshinecherries Filipinos also love the attention.

  • @CarboNitee
    @CarboNitee 2 роки тому +2

    7:00 for any of those who dont know what he's talking about. it's the japanese in nanjing, go search it up yourslef i dont wanna get banned

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 2 роки тому +2

    The only time I’m happy to see an ad is when a creator starts to realize in their video that they’re not getting monetized. It’s the only time an ad gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  • @dawalrus
    @dawalrus 2 роки тому +134

    Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 8 місяців тому +3

      one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.

  • @chriskahl6818
    @chriskahl6818 2 роки тому +620

    I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.

  • @vilend9842
    @vilend9842 Рік тому +3

    I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42

  • @yo2trader539
    @yo2trader539 Рік тому +3

    WTF? Firstly Japanese have no feet-binding practices. Secondly, when Japanese troops were in China, all of Korean peninsula was part of Japan.

  • @fieryimmortal
    @fieryimmortal 2 роки тому +66

    I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."

  • @kayciewithie4941
    @kayciewithie4941 2 роки тому +455

    This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅

  • @Eraashiri
    @Eraashiri 2 роки тому +139

    shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways

  • @hperm2022
    @hperm2022 2 місяці тому +2

    Ayyyyyy we related brother. (I'm Filipino too lol)

  • @richardschwab224
    @richardschwab224 2 роки тому +3

    His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood

  • @cellion5848
    @cellion5848 2 роки тому +264

    5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt.
    Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.

    • @Kaiwui
      @Kaiwui 2 роки тому +37

      Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically

    • @LurpakSpreadableButter
      @LurpakSpreadableButter 2 роки тому +6

      @@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 роки тому +22

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.

    • @mongoose1628
      @mongoose1628 2 роки тому +4

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population

    • @Rexlee1123
      @Rexlee1123 2 роки тому +2

      I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people.
      Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee 2 роки тому +250

    His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)

  • @JacksonWalter735
    @JacksonWalter735 2 роки тому +520

    Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.

    • @somethingsomething8773
      @somethingsomething8773 2 роки тому +164

      That’s a yikes

    • @KiKiStarling
      @KiKiStarling 2 роки тому +84

      I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 2 роки тому

      @@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.

    • @rhi0zen904
      @rhi0zen904 2 роки тому +58

      "Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 2 роки тому +1

      @Theren yup. Ruined her whole life and she had to spend her childhood taking care of a kid because she was raped.

  • @tonileigh8660
    @tonileigh8660 14 днів тому +1

    I wouldn't put too much confidence in those results. My daughter did one of those. My great-grandmother is full blooded Ojibwe. It said she has zero Native American. My father's family 2 generations past him came from Ireland and Wales.. It said she had less than 1% Irish and very little Welsh.

  • @HispanicBlanca
    @HispanicBlanca 2 місяці тому +1

    lily should've asked 12:36
    do you have a Samsung phone? A Samsung fridge? A Samsung stove? A Samsung microwave?

  • @ericharper6791
    @ericharper6791 2 роки тому +638

    love toasts humor lol It's top tier

  • @meepow
    @meepow 2 роки тому +48

    "Toast have a great news"
    Lily **suffering*

  • @harrys2331
    @harrys2331 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how Toast uses the term race very wrongly in this video. Ethnicity is what Korean, Chinese, Filipino are. White, Black, and Asian is what race is.

  • @xernon8853
    @xernon8853 2 роки тому +18

    at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.

  • @reksai7965
    @reksai7965 2 роки тому +165

    12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂

  • @seta2710
    @seta2710 2 роки тому +73

    Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 роки тому +3

      Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 роки тому +3

      Big Brain

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 Рік тому +4

    14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol

  • @brandonx543
    @brandonx543 2 роки тому +4

    12:09 LILY CHEWED HIM UP 😭

  • @zarinah4740
    @zarinah4740 2 роки тому +27

    Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.

    • @random_girl6123
      @random_girl6123 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.

  • @_risi
    @_risi 2 роки тому +53

    Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino

  • @tzuios
    @tzuios 2 місяці тому +2

    as someone who has never watched nor heard of this guy, i think i might be missing some context

  • @itsRileyFox
    @itsRileyFox Місяць тому +1

    Bruh why did I think he was gonna say 5.7% black and think he got the pass 😭😭

  • @_toulouse
    @_toulouse 2 роки тому +171

    Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 2 роки тому +1

      ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 2 роки тому +6

      Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka

  • @rollsroyce1213
    @rollsroyce1213 2 роки тому +86

    this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO

  • @imtotallynathan7564
    @imtotallynathan7564 Рік тому +21

    Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican
    The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there"
    This was in 6th grade

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n 7 місяців тому +2

      Crazy, and you were a smorr 6th Grader

  • @underwaterdream2870
    @underwaterdream2870 Місяць тому +1

    These tests base on some relative knowledge. One geneticist might say a gene xyz is Korean, while another - Chinese. That's because people haven't created countries basing on their genetic profile. They just happened to move into various locations and some mutations or genes happened to serve them better or create no issues. It's not you're 5% whatever, it's more like that 5% is associated with people mostly living in a particular place, but how it came to be in your particular set of genes is not known. Seriously, it could've even be a random mutation which just happens to be exactly the same as that other group of people.

  • @Abc123z1000
    @Abc123z1000 2 роки тому +145

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣
    “I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…”
    - So, you’re a misogynist.
    “No, I’m a realist…”
    I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂

  • @brandonburns1052
    @brandonburns1052 2 роки тому +25

    So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense

  • @mystikkyt332
    @mystikkyt332 2 роки тому +32

    I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch

    • @hypersus8547
      @hypersus8547 2 роки тому +2

      i spit my shit out while laughing

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 2 роки тому +3

      @@hypersus8547 don't think that's healthy

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n 7 місяців тому

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 2 роки тому +1

    it makes sense historically when you think about it.

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 Рік тому +2

    18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^

  • @johnathanlynch-phillips17
    @johnathanlynch-phillips17 2 роки тому +20

    Toast : Im not gonna name any countries...
    a few moments later
    Toast : It was the Japanese.

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 2 роки тому +7

    fun fact, oppa is older brother in Korean, but Opa is grandfather in German

    • @k.w.mcgregor5147
      @k.w.mcgregor5147 2 роки тому +3

      And oupa is grandfather in afrikaans (sound is basically the same)

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 роки тому +2

      @@k.w.mcgregor5147 ooo fun!

  • @alltimelow101_p
    @alltimelow101_p 2 роки тому +60

    Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?"
    Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily

  • @disolsole9847
    @disolsole9847 2 роки тому +1

    That explained why 4 months ago everyone in that one Asian discord server was racist to me, a black person..

  • @bingyaowang5883
    @bingyaowang5883 8 місяців тому +2

    Toast needs to learn his modern Chinese history. Every Taiwanese person was once a Chinese person.

  • @Irapa7
    @Irapa7 2 роки тому +10

    "Youre only allowed to be 5.7% offended" lmao im using that

  • @_Matchu
    @_Matchu 2 роки тому +8

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"

  • @MrThemunch
    @MrThemunch 2 роки тому +11

    Yo, toast you're actually my favorite UA-camr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.

  • @irishgrl
    @irishgrl 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious!
    😂

  • @shoopylol
    @shoopylol 2 місяці тому +1

    the other 94.3% is toast

  • @agnes3370
    @agnes3370 2 роки тому +66

    "i can pinoy bait and cannot be called out" 😂😂😂 also, Toast has the P card now which means he gets a lifetime supply of free lumpia 😂

  • @unknownbutknown332
    @unknownbutknown332 2 роки тому +118

    If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂

  • @kirpi7996
    @kirpi7996 2 роки тому +28

    Impecable levels of trolling

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 Рік тому +5

    19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol

  • @aestheticramen8670
    @aestheticramen8670 2 роки тому +2

    Me remembering a song called: I JUST DID A DNA TEST TURNS OUT I’M A 100%-

  • @JewelsASMR.
    @JewelsASMR. 2 роки тому +13

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that “redacted”

  • @ajcrno
    @ajcrno 2 роки тому +23

    we filipinos must protect the true pinoy king at all times

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +8

    14:13 *intense backpedalling*

  • @malgtuzi5020
    @malgtuzi5020 2 роки тому +1

    You know there’s a nonzero chance that the Filipino blood is actually indigenous Taiwanese since they are both Austronesian and similar enough for a test to put them as the same. This usually happens with minority cultures that do not have their own nation state. (Taiwanese indigenous people make up less than 3% of taiwans population while the rest of the 97% percent are all Han Chinese immigrants. Similar stories exist in regions such as Crimea, where the “native” (they were nomadic and so were all the previous controllers of Crimea so it generally never had a native population) Tatar population was deported during the Stalin era and replaced with Russians; the UK with Gibraltar, Northern Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, Mann, and parts of Scotland where the native Celtic population is slowly getting outnumbered by the English; the entirety of the US and the majority of southern Canada; Japan with the Ainu in Hokkaido, Egypt with the Coptics; Israel with the Palestinians(then again if we’re talking about natives it’s too complicated because neither side is truly native, just conquerors debating on who’s casus beli was more just even though they worship the same God); similarly most of the Middle East from Morocco to Iraq where the Arabs slowly overtook the native populations following Mohammad’s conquests. Going back to China they underwent a similar policy which is why most of China is considered Han Chinese despite there ethnically being 3-5 primary culture groups and hundreds of cultures that get lumped into a “Han” ethnicity. I believe large portions of coastal Southern China were austronesian as well.

  • @anniesenol9858
    @anniesenol9858 8 місяців тому

    It wasn't the Japanese who bound your grandmother's feet. Upper class Chinese families bound their daughters' feet to ensure a good future marriage to an upper class man. Tiny feet were considered beautiful and made upper class women dainty.

  • @notthespy4176
    @notthespy4176 2 роки тому +35

    "my uncle was a child" - Toast explaining how aging works lamo

  • @skippythewonderchicken7511
    @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 роки тому +14

    Well, Taiwan was colonized pretty thoroughly by mainland china over the last 400 years even though it's believed to be the main starting point of the spread of people into Polynesia. The population is about 95% mainland chinese and a little over 2% are indigenous pacific islander. Taiwan is basically a country of immigrants similar to Canada, Australia, or the US. There's actually a really promising push by the Taiwanese government to give more control of heritage sites to the native peoples that have nearly been pushed to extinction on the island. Unlike in more European Settler States, Taiwan has seems to have a common understanding that everyone born in Taiwan is Taiwanese unlike places in North America or Oceania where it's a far more hostile relationship, generally because the colonial powers can't stick to their treaties. New Zealand is doing a good job walking that back at least. Anyway, the level of "Native Taiwanese" mostly depends on when your family would have moved there. Either in the 50s when Chiang Kai-Shek moved in and created a totalitarian regime or during the 350 years of colonization leading up to that. Fujian was the most common region settlers came from and the dialect the taiwanese language is most closely related to, but Shandong and Guangdong are coastal regions so it wouldn't be particular surprising for settlers to decide they wanted to take a crack at the cool forest island before the civil war broke out.
    As far as your Korean heritage... Well. Korea has changed hands between Japan and China a few times over the years. Wouldn't be too surprising if a few korean relatives moved to Shandong, Guangdong, or Taiwan itself during those periods.
    Your Filipino relative could have been an immigrant that moved to Taiwan as well. Not particularly uncommon.
    There are some really interesting videos about Taiwanese history out there. J.J. McCullough has a pretty good video to start with for those who know absolutely nothing. And A Brighter Summer Day is one of the most beautiful Taiwanese films out there and really illustrates the tension between New Mainlanders who just arrived after the civil war and the decedents of settlers who moved to taiwan hundreds of years earlier as well as giving a really unique snapshot of life under the Chiangs.

    • @avengedaura
      @avengedaura 2 роки тому

      Taiwanese blood basically doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war

    • @skippythewonderchicken7511
      @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 роки тому +1

      @avenged aura That is... Not correct. Taiwan is currently believed to be the original launching point for the spread of humanity to all of Polynesia and for the longest time was a essentially Polynesian island itself. It's been inhabited for at least 30,000 years in one form or another. Only in the last four hundred years or so was there a concerted effort by the Han to colonize the place. Native Taiwanese are still very much a people, they make up 2% of the population of modern Taiwan. Are you implying that Chiang Kai-shek and his forces showed up to an island covered in unsettled forests? Taipei was founded in the early 1700s. It was a Japanese base of operations after the sino-japanese war and given back to the china after WWII. Like, Taiwan has a ton of history and infrastructure whether you think it's its own country or not. It's not just a pretty big deserted island Chiang Kai-shek washed up on the shore of after fleeing the mainland.

    • @ia490
      @ia490 2 роки тому

      @@skippythewonderchicken7511 bruh why are you correcting yourself like this 💀

    • @skippythewonderchicken7511
      @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 роки тому +2

      @@ia490 Hmm... Looks like the person I'm correcting deleted or hid their message? The notification says three replies but only two appear. Anyway, for context UA-cam User Avenged Aura replied "Taiwanese Blood doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war." Theoretically I should have @'d them with the reply but I don't like unnecessarily pinging people with rebuttals in the comments section on UA-cam.

  • @pyro2907
    @pyro2907 2 роки тому +100

    As a Filipino when he said that he can "Pinoy Bait now" made me laughed so hard 💀💀

  • @xisnothappy
    @xisnothappy Рік тому +4

    13:20 this is the funniest clip of all time

  • @Coolestpersonevernocap
    @Coolestpersonevernocap 11 місяців тому

    “Your only allowed to be 5.7% offended”
    DAMNNN😭

  • @silitradragos
    @silitradragos 2 роки тому +15

    I love how this video started with ancestry then went into a debate who's older and who should be respected xD

  • @Sangtrone
    @Sangtrone 2 роки тому +8

    7:10 I'm starting to think the story of Toast's Ancestry is going back and forth between Korea and China everytime the Rising Sun invades.

  • @ArkaZo0609
    @ArkaZo0609 Рік тому +2

    Her face of concern makes me chuckle

  • @Thudothwacker
    @Thudothwacker 2 роки тому +1

    Filipinos are majority Austronesians. And Taiwan is the Austronesian homeland. That's your connection too Taiwan,

  • @fanficnoobie5418
    @fanficnoobie5418 2 роки тому +184

    My results weren’t interesting, everyone else got like a mix of so many races. I only got 100% of something

    • @gaaratf2fanboy76
      @gaaratf2fanboy76 2 роки тому +100

      Never got this mentality. Yours is actually cooler because it’s rarer to have 100% of something. Mix is overrated, people just like it for the novelty

    • @jackychen7769
      @jackychen7769 2 роки тому +55

      You’re 100% something? I’m sure that’s 100% accurate, but also 100% vague, lol.

    • @Rakkoonn
      @Rakkoonn 2 роки тому +18

      @@gaaratf2fanboy76 Maybe in the US, outside it is very common.

    • @ghost_vivs4385
      @ghost_vivs4385 2 роки тому +36

      @@gaaratf2fanboy76 hmmmm...that sounds weird, it's not cooler or better to be "100% one race" lmao

    • @BDuckie100
      @BDuckie100 2 роки тому +12

      @@Rakkoonn Almost as if none of the Americans is truly native wink

  • @SakshamJain0201
    @SakshamJain0201 2 роки тому +17

    Toast teasing his friends is the funniest shit and I love it.