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Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.
@@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.
@@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.
@@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解. 海一作河 間一作聞 排一作批 etc. 海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River". This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.
I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.
@@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country
I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times. My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.
Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.
@@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”
16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…” You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology. EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder
Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there" This was in 6th grade
@@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible
You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨
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No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.
If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!
0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.
Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂
@@raindropmangoes its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world
woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)
5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt. Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.
Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically
@@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.
@@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population
I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people. Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.
Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼
Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.
@@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.
shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways
Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.
Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao
Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka
What I’ve learned from these tests is that the results aren’t exactly proving you have ancestors from those nations, but that you share that percentage of your DNA with the average population of those nations. It would indicate you have common ancestors, but those nations could’ve also migrated from an original location where the same original gene pool as yours originated, and hence why you share similar DNA.
The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter. I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha
You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.
I can confirm Neanderthal DNA is, in fact, a good thing. Neanderthals were actually on the smarter end of ancient hominids, having been found tending to each other's wounds and creating the first musical instrument. Since Neanderthals are from Eurasia, Eurasian peoples have higher concentrations of Neanderthal DNA than other populations. Yes that's why people in Europe and Asia advanced at a greater rate than the rest of the world. Just reiterating and reinforcing that point.
“You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣 “I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…” - So, you’re a misogynist. “No, I’m a realist…” I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂
I literally am laughing the shit out of me with the timing of the youtube ad 15:42. As soon as Toast said Filipino PH's DOT ad came right up (am a Filipino btw)
Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?" Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily
These tests base on some relative knowledge. One geneticist might say a gene xyz is Korean, while another - Chinese. That's because people haven't created countries basing on their genetic profile. They just happened to move into various locations and some mutations or genes happened to serve them better or create no issues. It's not you're 5% whatever, it's more like that 5% is associated with people mostly living in a particular place, but how it came to be in your particular set of genes is not known. Seriously, it could've even be a random mutation which just happens to be exactly the same as that other group of people.
I'm laughing so hard about how hard you're trolling. I did mine for fun and to be able to gain some more stories about Mom when she was a kid. I'm literally mostly European (Irish, French, Native Canadian, English with a bit of random Swedish/Norse in there). My ancestry on my nana's side is mostly unknown and I think it's Eastern European....It gets really shakey around WWII and I'm not going to press family about it. I had a pretty serious ex bf that thought for sure I was Polish; he was actually born in Poland. Mom thought maybe Ukrainian because my nana looked a lot like this tiny Ukrainian lady she knew when I was little. Nana always had Kielbasa, Pada haas (pierogis) and cabbage rolls out for everyone to eat and overfed everyone that would visit. I love the amount of anthropology 23andMe; I did the AncestryDNA one because I have my full family tree on there.
at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.
Well, Taiwan was colonized pretty thoroughly by mainland china over the last 400 years even though it's believed to be the main starting point of the spread of people into Polynesia. The population is about 95% mainland chinese and a little over 2% are indigenous pacific islander. Taiwan is basically a country of immigrants similar to Canada, Australia, or the US. There's actually a really promising push by the Taiwanese government to give more control of heritage sites to the native peoples that have nearly been pushed to extinction on the island. Unlike in more European Settler States, Taiwan has seems to have a common understanding that everyone born in Taiwan is Taiwanese unlike places in North America or Oceania where it's a far more hostile relationship, generally because the colonial powers can't stick to their treaties. New Zealand is doing a good job walking that back at least. Anyway, the level of "Native Taiwanese" mostly depends on when your family would have moved there. Either in the 50s when Chiang Kai-Shek moved in and created a totalitarian regime or during the 350 years of colonization leading up to that. Fujian was the most common region settlers came from and the dialect the taiwanese language is most closely related to, but Shandong and Guangdong are coastal regions so it wouldn't be particular surprising for settlers to decide they wanted to take a crack at the cool forest island before the civil war broke out. As far as your Korean heritage... Well. Korea has changed hands between Japan and China a few times over the years. Wouldn't be too surprising if a few korean relatives moved to Shandong, Guangdong, or Taiwan itself during those periods. Your Filipino relative could have been an immigrant that moved to Taiwan as well. Not particularly uncommon. There are some really interesting videos about Taiwanese history out there. J.J. McCullough has a pretty good video to start with for those who know absolutely nothing. And A Brighter Summer Day is one of the most beautiful Taiwanese films out there and really illustrates the tension between New Mainlanders who just arrived after the civil war and the decedents of settlers who moved to taiwan hundreds of years earlier as well as giving a really unique snapshot of life under the Chiangs.
@avenged aura That is... Not correct. Taiwan is currently believed to be the original launching point for the spread of humanity to all of Polynesia and for the longest time was a essentially Polynesian island itself. It's been inhabited for at least 30,000 years in one form or another. Only in the last four hundred years or so was there a concerted effort by the Han to colonize the place. Native Taiwanese are still very much a people, they make up 2% of the population of modern Taiwan. Are you implying that Chiang Kai-shek and his forces showed up to an island covered in unsettled forests? Taipei was founded in the early 1700s. It was a Japanese base of operations after the sino-japanese war and given back to the china after WWII. Like, Taiwan has a ton of history and infrastructure whether you think it's its own country or not. It's not just a pretty big deserted island Chiang Kai-shek washed up on the shore of after fleeing the mainland.
@@ia490 Hmm... Looks like the person I'm correcting deleted or hid their message? The notification says three replies but only two appear. Anyway, for context UA-cam User Avenged Aura replied "Taiwanese Blood doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war." Theoretically I should have @'d them with the reply but I don't like unnecessarily pinging people with rebuttals in the comments section on UA-cam.
5.7% Korean
Lily: we are not remotely related
0.4% filipino
Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!
5.7% Korean Oppa Toast
😂😂😂
That's just how Filipinos are. They be just that friendly. 😆
*Family*
trueee lmao
"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there
@serdy ximi but it was Lily? lol
@@user-xq6cn3xx3e no
@@sliver3703 Lily makes the joke 12:10 - 12:13
Ghhgl
lily lowkey pulled out an uno reverse
"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
She's got you there
"the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀
my new favorite toast quote
🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna
metaphor about all the racists in america.
@@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.
simple, be racist to everyone
equality
I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂
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Haha
Lol
But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺
I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE
"Y'know Lily-"
10:55 Her avatar's face though
i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀
Ong 😭😭😭
I don’t get it can you explain?
Me
thats me why tf is he racist again
@@lzyizyy6020 explain why tho lmao
Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here"
Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"
I wanted to drop a like but its 69
@@marcioalbertovidal5102 come back you can like now
Thanks for reminding me
@@marcioalbertovidal5102 no problem.
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Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.
I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea
@@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.
@@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend
@@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.
@@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解.
海一作河
間一作聞
排一作批
etc.
海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River".
This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.
“You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily
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"you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO
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Lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣
Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.”
Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.”
Lol all jokes 😂
I like how he blames his Korean heritage for making him a dictator, and not his 94% CHINESE heritage
Xi Jinping isn't any better than Kim Jong-Un.
@@pingpong3311 Yes he is.
-9999999999999999999999999 Social Credit
I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.
@@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country
The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂
I can't believe Lily lost in this debate
Thats just Lily for you.
Its understandable since its the most racist race
Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙
You must be a grandma,heechul is not a good person
Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.
I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.
just add the "i" at the end
@@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa
@@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well
oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males
Used to think I was half German Jewish, took a DNA test and found out I was half Puerto Rican instead. Mom had some splaining to do.
What does your dad think
@@LeNoLi. doesn't matter, haven't spoken to him in years.
@@Asawisemansaid oh mate 💀💀💀💀💀
My brother took a Dna test. Turns out we were as thought 99.8 percent Ashkenazic jews lol
Ohhh man. I am a sperm
Donor baby, I was really hoping I would have some kind of surprising SOMETHING. Nope, 99.9% white. 0.1% Ashkanazi Jewish. Lol
I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times.
My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.
Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.
It shows that this may not be accurate .
“Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀
I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol
its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD
as far as I know lol
@@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything
@@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.
@@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.
@@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”
the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD
“We all know i am a huge racist”
0-100 intro real quick
^I did. Not subbing though
okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history
16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…”
You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology.
EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder
Aye
“What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂
Why am I not surprised
peter griffin lol
once korean always korean
I’m a Korean and we are very smart
@@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him
Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?!
*Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*
Thats how you summon the pinoys
That's how great Toast is
Cringe
@@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha
@Reuben Au You are goddam right
Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican
The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there"
This was in 6th grade
Crazy, and you were a smorr 6th Grader
The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking
The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.
@@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible
@@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol
the world has always been fucked up
@@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it
You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨
But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days
I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say
@@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same
@@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?
@@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀
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No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.
But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.
I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.
I don't trust Wikipedia at all
@@hikarii53 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians
@@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.
If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!
What's ur other ancestries?
0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.
"It makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!" 😅😂😂
Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.
Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂
Fr bro
hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?
@@raindropmangoes its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world
@@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.
@@raindropmangoes Filipinos also love the attention.
12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂
woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)
5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt.
Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.
Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically
@@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated
@@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.
@@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population
I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people.
Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.
I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."
“Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go
His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)
Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼
one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.
"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu
well done Lily!! :D
When I saw the title, I kid you not, I was like “I bet that 5.7% is Korean” and lo and behold 😂😂
I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.
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I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42
love toasts humor lol It's top tier
Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.
That’s a yikes
I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.
@@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.
"Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.
@Theren yup. Ruined her whole life and she had to spend her childhood taking care of a kid because she was raped.
14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol
"a country invaded. wont mention any names"
1 min later
"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"
shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways
His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood
This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅
Always has been 😂
your pfp
Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck
Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment
Big Brain
Footbinding is not Japanese, it's Chinese. But the rest of the video, nice. Well done. Thank you.
It’s Manchurian but close enough.
"Toast have a great news"
Lily **suffering*
Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.
Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.
I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious!
😂
Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao
ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!
Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka
So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense
19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol
this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO
18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^
Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino
Toast : Im not gonna name any countries...
a few moments later
Toast : It was the Japanese.
What I’ve learned from these tests is that the results aren’t exactly proving you have ancestors from those nations, but that you share that percentage of your DNA with the average population of those nations. It would indicate you have common ancestors, but those nations could’ve also migrated from an original location where the same original gene pool as yours originated, and hence why you share similar DNA.
Yo, toast you're actually my favorite UA-camr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.
"i can pinoy bait and cannot be called out" 😂😂😂 also, Toast has the P card now which means he gets a lifetime supply of free lumpia 😂
7:00 for any of those who dont know what he's talking about. it's the japanese in nanjing, go search it up yourslef i dont wanna get banned
"Youre only allowed to be 5.7% offended" lmao im using that
The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter.
I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha
You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.
I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch
i spit my shit out while laughing
@@hypersus8547 don't think that's healthy
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If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂
"Read my name sometimes"
@@ze-prestooo mm
4:35 You are one of us now brother
Unexpected but also delightful
I love how this video started with ancestry then went into a debate who's older and who should be respected xD
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that “redacted”
I can confirm Neanderthal DNA is, in fact, a good thing. Neanderthals were actually on the smarter end of ancient hominids, having been found tending to each other's wounds and creating the first musical instrument. Since Neanderthals are from Eurasia, Eurasian peoples have higher concentrations of Neanderthal DNA than other populations. Yes that's why people in Europe and Asia advanced at a greater rate than the rest of the world.
Just reiterating and reinforcing that point.
"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
"my uncle was a child" - Toast explaining how aging works lamo
😂😂😂
13:20 this is the funniest clip of all time
“You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣
“I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…”
- So, you’re a misogynist.
“No, I’m a realist…”
I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂
As a Filipino when he said that he can "Pinoy Bait now" made me laughed so hard 💀💀
12:09 LILY CHEWED HIM UP 😭
I literally am laughing the shit out of me with the timing of the youtube ad 15:42. As soon as Toast said Filipino PH's DOT ad came right up (am a Filipino btw)
Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?"
Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily
''ok give mee.. a sound effect if kirby sucking donky kong :D''
fun fact, oppa is older brother in Korean, but Opa is grandfather in German
And oupa is grandfather in afrikaans (sound is basically the same)
@@k.w.mcgregor5147 ooo fun!
Impecable levels of trolling
Me remembering a song called: I JUST DID A DNA TEST TURNS OUT I’M A 100%-
7:10 I'm starting to think the story of Toast's Ancestry is going back and forth between Korea and China everytime the Rising Sun invades.
Toast teasing his friends is the funniest shit and I love it.
These tests base on some relative knowledge. One geneticist might say a gene xyz is Korean, while another - Chinese. That's because people haven't created countries basing on their genetic profile. They just happened to move into various locations and some mutations or genes happened to serve them better or create no issues. It's not you're 5% whatever, it's more like that 5% is associated with people mostly living in a particular place, but how it came to be in your particular set of genes is not known. Seriously, it could've even be a random mutation which just happens to be exactly the same as that other group of people.
Toast, remember to tell us when this video gets demonetized
we filipinos must protect the true pinoy king at all times
Lol... "a realest misogynist" Thank you for giving me that type of interpretation!
I'm laughing so hard about how hard you're trolling.
I did mine for fun and to be able to gain some more stories about Mom when she was a kid. I'm literally mostly European (Irish, French, Native Canadian, English with a bit of random Swedish/Norse in there). My ancestry on my nana's side is mostly unknown and I think it's Eastern European....It gets really shakey around WWII and I'm not going to press family about it. I had a pretty serious ex bf that thought for sure I was Polish; he was actually born in Poland. Mom thought maybe Ukrainian because my nana looked a lot like this tiny Ukrainian lady she knew when I was little. Nana always had Kielbasa, Pada haas (pierogis) and cabbage rolls out for everyone to eat and overfed everyone that would visit.
I love the amount of anthropology 23andMe; I did the AncestryDNA one because I have my full family tree on there.
at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.
thanks
lily should've asked 12:36
do you have a Samsung phone? A Samsung fridge? A Samsung stove? A Samsung microwave?
Well, Taiwan was colonized pretty thoroughly by mainland china over the last 400 years even though it's believed to be the main starting point of the spread of people into Polynesia. The population is about 95% mainland chinese and a little over 2% are indigenous pacific islander. Taiwan is basically a country of immigrants similar to Canada, Australia, or the US. There's actually a really promising push by the Taiwanese government to give more control of heritage sites to the native peoples that have nearly been pushed to extinction on the island. Unlike in more European Settler States, Taiwan has seems to have a common understanding that everyone born in Taiwan is Taiwanese unlike places in North America or Oceania where it's a far more hostile relationship, generally because the colonial powers can't stick to their treaties. New Zealand is doing a good job walking that back at least. Anyway, the level of "Native Taiwanese" mostly depends on when your family would have moved there. Either in the 50s when Chiang Kai-Shek moved in and created a totalitarian regime or during the 350 years of colonization leading up to that. Fujian was the most common region settlers came from and the dialect the taiwanese language is most closely related to, but Shandong and Guangdong are coastal regions so it wouldn't be particular surprising for settlers to decide they wanted to take a crack at the cool forest island before the civil war broke out.
As far as your Korean heritage... Well. Korea has changed hands between Japan and China a few times over the years. Wouldn't be too surprising if a few korean relatives moved to Shandong, Guangdong, or Taiwan itself during those periods.
Your Filipino relative could have been an immigrant that moved to Taiwan as well. Not particularly uncommon.
There are some really interesting videos about Taiwanese history out there. J.J. McCullough has a pretty good video to start with for those who know absolutely nothing. And A Brighter Summer Day is one of the most beautiful Taiwanese films out there and really illustrates the tension between New Mainlanders who just arrived after the civil war and the decedents of settlers who moved to taiwan hundreds of years earlier as well as giving a really unique snapshot of life under the Chiangs.
Taiwanese blood basically doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war
@avenged aura That is... Not correct. Taiwan is currently believed to be the original launching point for the spread of humanity to all of Polynesia and for the longest time was a essentially Polynesian island itself. It's been inhabited for at least 30,000 years in one form or another. Only in the last four hundred years or so was there a concerted effort by the Han to colonize the place. Native Taiwanese are still very much a people, they make up 2% of the population of modern Taiwan. Are you implying that Chiang Kai-shek and his forces showed up to an island covered in unsettled forests? Taipei was founded in the early 1700s. It was a Japanese base of operations after the sino-japanese war and given back to the china after WWII. Like, Taiwan has a ton of history and infrastructure whether you think it's its own country or not. It's not just a pretty big deserted island Chiang Kai-shek washed up on the shore of after fleeing the mainland.
@@skippythewonderchicken7511 bruh why are you correcting yourself like this 💀
@@ia490 Hmm... Looks like the person I'm correcting deleted or hid their message? The notification says three replies but only two appear. Anyway, for context UA-cam User Avenged Aura replied "Taiwanese Blood doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war." Theoretically I should have @'d them with the reply but I don't like unnecessarily pinging people with rebuttals in the comments section on UA-cam.
"by this invading force... it was the japanese" LMAOO please