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  • @pikachuofarctic
    @pikachuofarctic 5 років тому +4032

    “Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris.”
    Oh yea, this is 2006.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 роки тому +36

      Lol

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 3 роки тому +250

      Christ those Chuck Norris "jokes" were so bad. What were we thinking?

    • @stefan-x9g
      @stefan-x9g 3 роки тому +452

      @@michaelbread5906 at least they were better than the *"WhEn ThE iMPOsTer Is SuS!!!!!1"* or whatever we have now...

    • @IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss
      @IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss 3 роки тому +124

      @@stefan-x9g If I hear sus one more time, I'm going to scream.

    • @loganhedger3460
      @loganhedger3460 3 роки тому +41

      Sus

  • @ArztMerkwurdigliebe
    @ArztMerkwurdigliebe 8 років тому +2324

    "It's the Book of Genesis, on the Sega Genesis. And the soundtrack is Genesis."
    I really wish you weren't making that up...

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 8 років тому +71

      that music could be in a Sega CD game

    • @campfortson4387
      @campfortson4387 6 років тому +48

      Holy shit foxtrot is the best album ever.

    • @ajskylesbroflovski2250
      @ajskylesbroflovski2250 6 років тому +7

      What was that song?

    • @SmokeyJ628
      @SmokeyJ628 6 років тому +38

      Invisible Touch was the song he played.

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 6 років тому +17

      Wait so it isn’t real? I’ve been living a lie :(

  • @thewanderinginternetwizard4361
    @thewanderinginternetwizard4361 9 років тому +2256

    2006....goddamn where have the years gone?

    • @SonicSammich
      @SonicSammich 8 років тому +122

      Noah took them away.

    • @EdmacZ
      @EdmacZ 8 років тому +57

      +Maclin Wiley
      I know...It still feels like yesterday.
      I guess the AVGN is officially timeless.

    • @MGPytb
      @MGPytb 8 років тому +9

      up yo ass!!!!!

    • @MGPytb
      @MGPytb 8 років тому +5

      jk, love ya

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 8 років тому +6

      Time took them away, actually.

  • @jdalbiac
    @jdalbiac 4 роки тому +1609

    7:08 “that’s disgusting, I apologise”
    LOL the idea that the Nerd has some kind of standards

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 3 роки тому +148

      AVGN's spirit briefly left James' body.

    • @zakarybarter4845
      @zakarybarter4845 3 роки тому +85

      i mean it was kind of dark

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 3 роки тому +62

      Professionals have STANDARDS

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 3 роки тому +73

      Every man has his limits, but not too many are willing to acknowledge when they've gone too far.

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +20

      @@Ohflipsnap I feel called out

  • @pablozc9452
    @pablozc9452 6 років тому +4685

    the re-watch value of AVGN is unique.

    • @allisafu
      @allisafu 4 роки тому +128

      Right? they're still funny af

    • @brendonhalverson5178
      @brendonhalverson5178 4 роки тому +82

      JonTron has great rewatch value as well.

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 4 роки тому +34

      Brendon Halverson I make it a monthly routine to re watch Jon Tron stuff

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +5

      Amen ☺️

    • @Brujo89
      @Brujo89 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

  • @elephantofdoom
    @elephantofdoom 10 років тому +4302

    Does anyone else find it ironic that a game meant to teach kids about morality cheated its way onto a system by braking the rules?

    • @kahe4237
      @kahe4237 7 років тому +48

      yeh

    • @Gaminggod1997BAGR
      @Gaminggod1997BAGR 7 років тому +51

      The Elephant of Doom Good point

    • @antsohio1208
      @antsohio1208 7 років тому +82

      You're fucking profile pick made me fucking slap my computer screen

    • @jameslshelton
      @jameslshelton 7 років тому +8

      Adam Winslett me too

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 7 років тому +19

      The Elephant of Doom
      Moses supposes his toeses is roses but Nintendo said NO!!

  • @Darxcalibur777
    @Darxcalibur777 8 років тому +3149

    Bible games are these type of game Ned Flanders would get for his sons

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 8 років тому +302

      Until they're in high school. Then he'll introduce them to the greatest Bible game of them all: DOOM.

    • @TheDogsRise
      @TheDogsRise 8 років тому +10

      Jonathan Szuhai * then hell show

    • @justinjolly3144
      @justinjolly3144 8 років тому +30

      Anti Hero like binding of issac

    • @90bats
      @90bats 7 років тому +43

      +Anti Hero Yes :) The Simpsons should've made this joke long ago lol

    • @Tailikku1
      @Tailikku1 7 років тому +78

      They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +1317

    "See you in 2007"
    That is so weird to hear

    • @VentustheWayfinder
      @VentustheWayfinder 3 роки тому +52

      So long ago my friend 💔😭

    • @Tendo641
      @Tendo641 3 роки тому +86

      Some of the viewers watching this video might not even have been around in 2007.

    • @zetafish7347
      @zetafish7347 3 роки тому +49

      2007 is the literal year I was born

    • @szarykruk4753
      @szarykruk4753 3 роки тому +12

      @@zetafish7347 I had 2 years in 2007

    • @jackdaniel3135
      @jackdaniel3135 3 роки тому +39

      I’m starting to feel really old because there are people who can’t even remember what 2007 was like.

  • @michaelsky2701
    @michaelsky2701 6 років тому +1496

    "That's disgusting. I apologize."
    I can't recall any AVGN episode that Nerd apologized for anything. Not sure, but I really haven't.

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 5 років тому +69

      I think I recal him doing it in another couple episodes.

    • @mattking9220
      @mattking9220 5 років тому +163

      He also did it in Indiana Jones after saying "buffalo shizz"

    • @mort3official404
      @mort3official404 4 роки тому +74

      When he keeps accidentally hitting the guy from behind the couch in the battletoads 2 player, he kind of does.

    • @willofthewater
      @willofthewater 4 роки тому +113

      The best part of that line is how he leaves a sizable pause between saying the dead baby thing and apologising.

    • @jessebeam4186
      @jessebeam4186 4 роки тому +16

      @@mattking9220 lol that's so atrocious

  • @williamjeffery9653
    @williamjeffery9653 5 років тому +495

    So considering that DOOM and Wolfenstein have been rebooted into new franchises, when are we going to get our modern Noah's Ark 3D remake?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +29

      Well, it's on Steam.

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 4 роки тому +17

      Ummm.... it's been on Steam for a while now. I own it.

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 4 роки тому +12

      @@Chaos89P does it work with the Brutal Doom mod?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +4

      @@sneakysnake7695 No clue.

    • @jackson2531
      @jackson2531 3 роки тому +9

      @Gold Star Gaming, it is on Steam, but it's just a remaster of the original game.

  • @AlienMyth64
    @AlienMyth64 8 років тому +1416

    "he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice"?

    • @robertcummings2445
      @robertcummings2445 8 років тому +196

      well yeah he just started making these videos so he was on budget :P

    • @AlienMyth64
      @AlienMyth64 8 років тому +165

      lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^

    • @wheatleythebrick2276
      @wheatleythebrick2276 6 років тому +44

      AlienMyth64 lol wat

    • @manformerlypigbukkit
      @manformerlypigbukkit 6 років тому +13

      AlienMyth64 ehhhh... it depends where you get it..

    • @DualityDustman
      @DualityDustman 6 років тому +54

      He was trying to rhyme.

  • @glauco_rocha
    @glauco_rocha 2 роки тому +138

    the nerd narrating the replay of the lion getting clobbered and the squirrel hitting itself with an accorn is just pure comedic gold to me

  • @seajay9459
    @seajay9459 5 років тому +535

    "I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him."
    I snortlaughed so hard.

    • @norskspilldub4778
      @norskspilldub4778 3 роки тому +11

      The best line in the entire video

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +8

      the line my biological parents gave me when I finally discovered I was adopted and tracked them down as an adult

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 11 місяців тому

      Post-natal abortion

  • @Omar_E11
    @Omar_E11 4 роки тому +289

    "Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris."
    God, that sentence is straight out of 2006. lol

  • @mc-ps-playa5569
    @mc-ps-playa5569 8 років тому +3388

    DOOM is the best bible game.

    • @BrigitteMain33
      @BrigitteMain33 5 років тому +267

      Lets see:
      You kill demons in the hell...yes...is the most christian game in all time!!!

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 років тому +106

      I will kill
      all demons in Hell
      _for the lord_

    • @Megatron-yg6kp
      @Megatron-yg6kp 4 роки тому +49

      Damn right.

    • @AllGamingStarred
      @AllGamingStarred 4 роки тому +75

      OT god said to go to war
      NT god said kill no more
      But in DOOM, we carry swords
      to catch the blood from the screaming hordes

    • @thegentlemanwiththemustach1087
      @thegentlemanwiththemustach1087 4 роки тому +74

      And yet Christians are offended just because it has imagery. It's not like you're playing as a demon!

  • @PosingCrib
    @PosingCrib 4 роки тому +172

    “He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice”
    this man deserves a grammy

  • @IAyala1010
    @IAyala1010 8 років тому +1769

    "See you in the year 2007."
    I think we're well beyond that year, AVGN.

  • @BryceSunnyTalks
    @BryceSunnyTalks Рік тому +41

    Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.

  • @wert2345
    @wert2345 9 років тому +333

    'Flight to Egypt': it's bad
    - AVGN

  • @FreshOJ21
    @FreshOJ21 2 роки тому +618

    It`s a tradition to watch Christmas AVGN episodes around the holidays!

    • @s.lenderjay8607
      @s.lenderjay8607 2 роки тому +13

      A tradition I'll do for years to come

    • @VidyaBros1
      @VidyaBros1 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.

    • @s.lenderjay8607
      @s.lenderjay8607 2 роки тому +4

      @@VidyaBros1 nostalgia critics video on it?

    • @someguy9070
      @someguy9070 2 роки тому +2

      @@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!

    • @quinn799
      @quinn799 2 роки тому +3

      See you in 2007!

  • @Dcc357
    @Dcc357 9 років тому +317

    Bruce Lee's relative from Hong Kong 97 may find Noah a challenge to fight...

    • @rorysnow7937
      @rorysnow7937 9 років тому +58

      You don't FUCK with CHIN!!!!

    • @TrollBreaker
      @TrollBreaker 8 років тому +8

      +Enclave Commander NO.3-117 I fuck with my chin chin.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 8 років тому +26

      But the real question is what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up??

    • @bonelesscommunism4031
      @bonelesscommunism4031 7 років тому

      Dcc357 Jann lee couldn't even beat Noah

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 5 років тому

      His name is Chin you uncultured swine

  • @FresnoCA93727
    @FresnoCA93727 8 років тому +399

    10 years later, we still enjoy these videos.

  • @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319
    @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 5 років тому +143

    only realised how old this video was when he made the chuck norris joke

  • @puke.1393
    @puke.1393 4 роки тому +634

    This episode is so comfy. A true Christmas classic.

    • @DADVIDS
      @DADVIDS Рік тому +10

      Makes me want some chicken and rice

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 9 місяців тому

      ​@@DADVIDS If only I had gotten some chicken and rice for dinner! 😆

  • @Venisor21
    @Venisor21 8 років тому +259

    I'm guessing the snakes that were on the trees went extinct since Noah didn't put them in the arc.

    • @evxdaddy
      @evxdaddy 8 років тому

      pretty much huh lol

    • @wesleyvanpelt7159
      @wesleyvanpelt7159 8 років тому

      hahaha😅

    • @cinnamonflavord
      @cinnamonflavord 8 років тому +14

      but you forgot baby moses

    • @erikm12
      @erikm12 5 років тому +2

      Maybe they were water snakes?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 років тому +1

      TBH, there are more stages of gathering animals than those in that segment. I played it enough to find out.

  • @Cloud-rx8zl
    @Cloud-rx8zl Рік тому +73

    There's no way this episode is about to turn 17 years old in just a few hours...

  • @RandumbDoomer
    @RandumbDoomer 9 років тому +540

    Oh no, guys... Super Noah's Ark 3D is coming to Steam. I'm NOT kidding.

  • @EEEBOXING
    @EEEBOXING 4 роки тому +138

    Truly amazing that James has been on this site since the beginning of UA-cam and is still a icon solute to the G.O.A.T. of gaming reviews

    • @BQD_Central
      @BQD_Central 3 роки тому +14

      One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground.
      I don't know ANY UA-cam from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.

  • @elffy66
    @elffy66 8 років тому +377

    Player 1 : ASSSSSSSS

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 5 років тому +147

    "It's the Book of Genesis on Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack is Genesis."
    LMFAO I'd do anything to play that xD

  • @leafyfeathers
    @leafyfeathers 7 років тому +236

    This is a part of my Christmas tradition

    • @robertgleeson7619
      @robertgleeson7619 7 років тому +2

      Surfing Pikachu 14 ditto :)

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 5 років тому +2

      triddo

    • @MagicMaster667
      @MagicMaster667 4 роки тому +2

      Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D
      (Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)

    • @VikingPoodle
      @VikingPoodle 3 роки тому +2

      Same here. Every year!

  • @dfg5975
    @dfg5975 5 років тому +43

    "I didn't forget him, I just didn't want em." Avgn 2006.

  • @FernieCanto
    @FernieCanto 11 років тому +175

    It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".

  • @lucascunningham6235
    @lucascunningham6235 9 років тому +907

    Noah From Noah's Ark For Smash DLC

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 років тому +3

      Lucas Cunningham WHICH Noah's Ark?

    • @BeepYoutube
      @BeepYoutube 9 років тому +4

      +Jonathan Szuhai .....yes

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 років тому +4

      +WolfGamer [fires fruit from my slingshot, sending it flying into WolfGamer's face.]
      Friggin' smartass...

    • @BeepYoutube
      @BeepYoutube 9 років тому +3

      ***** *It glitches right through me* is this the nerd in me, or is that TFS?

    • @enzoqueijao
      @enzoqueijao 9 років тому

      +Lucas Cunningham muds

  • @blood5573
    @blood5573 3 роки тому +112

    This was peak AVGN. I miss this level of soul.

  • @ChosenMii
    @ChosenMii 3 роки тому +91

    A fun fact. “The AVGN is Here” is actually older than the AVGN Theme (Not the ANN Theme)

  • @NathanTagalong
    @NathanTagalong 4 роки тому +95

    I love how much he can't get over Noah lifting the animals. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @TheRaccooning
    @TheRaccooning 10 років тому +407

    Olaf the Snowman was a rip off of the Guitar guy
    Come on Disney, that's uncool

    • @justingochioco1121
      @justingochioco1121 10 років тому +1

      Your just joking dude.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 10 років тому +24

      Justin Gochioco says elsa the bitch

    • @justingochioco1121
      @justingochioco1121 10 років тому +10

      you know she is the Sub-zero of the disney princess. She just needs that spine rip to complete her aresnal.

    • @TheRaccooning
      @TheRaccooning 10 років тому +34

      "wah my ice magic is scary I'm going to cry in my room for 14+ years and ignore my only sister"

    • @justingochioco1121
      @justingochioco1121 10 років тому +3

      You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.

  • @Koujin4
    @Koujin4 4 роки тому +27

    I always come back to the AVGN Christmas specials every December. They were always some of my personal favourite videos on here.

  • @mittens1509
    @mittens1509 2 роки тому +54

    8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol

  • @rhubarbman2425
    @rhubarbman2425 10 років тому +46

    I love it when he starts flight to Egypt, and says it's bad and goes to the next game

  • @weridplusho
    @weridplusho 5 років тому +13

    Still one of my favorite videos from AVGN thanks to: the catchy Christmas jingle, the terrible bible games, the hilarious game mechanics and sounds, and iconic quotes.

  • @QuintetMagician
    @QuintetMagician 8 років тому +670

    5/10 needs more baby moses

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ Рік тому +18

    I swear AVGN is endlessly watchable. Not sure why. I guess it’s just timeless.

  • @Schimnesthai
    @Schimnesthai 7 років тому +48

    13:07
    "Let's take a look at "The Book of Genesis" for the Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack... Is Genesis!" lol

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 5 років тому +23

    No matter how many times I watch this, I'm always amazed by how he gets all of the questions wrong at 12:00

  • @diegoislalopez
    @diegoislalopez 4 роки тому +73

    "See you in 2007".
    How I wish to go back.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 4 роки тому +4

      With you there dude.

    • @RickyPWiiSports
      @RickyPWiiSports 3 роки тому

      I was 6 in 2007

    • @BQD_Central
      @BQD_Central 3 роки тому

      Then I'm broke as F again, I refuse.

    • @mysthic_ds5185
      @mysthic_ds5185 3 роки тому

      @@RickyPWiiSports I was 4

    • @qunt100
      @qunt100 3 роки тому

      Yes. Before the internet and technology really took off, and now it seems like everyone is a hypersensitive twitter extremist.

  • @paulmueller1520
    @paulmueller1520 4 роки тому +59

    People talk about classic holiday movies and TV specials they revisit year after year. The old Christmas nerd videos have become my Christmas classics

  • @MrGameAndDvD
    @MrGameAndDvD 15 днів тому +8

    WAIT YOUR TELLING ME I BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO EVERY DECEMBER FOR THE LAST 17 YEARS

  • @Spartan122S
    @Spartan122S 8 років тому +497

    Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses
    Edit: wow what a crap ton of likes!!!

    • @sansyfresh777
      @sansyfresh777 8 років тому +2

      no he didnt

    • @YannYann12345
      @YannYann12345 8 років тому +17

      +Sansy Fresh it was a joke :/

    • @Kola25_97
      @Kola25_97 8 років тому +2

      Nice Terry profile pic you got there.

    • @shialabeef106
      @shialabeef106 8 років тому +19

      I didn't forget him I just didn't WANT him.

    • @g-netic2120
      @g-netic2120 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @RyanSellman1
    @RyanSellman1 9 років тому +83

    They should've released it on the Genesis so Noah could've benefited from the "blast processing".

    • @jordanholstein8023
      @jordanholstein8023 9 років тому +16

      And his story takes place in the book of Genesis.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 років тому +5

      RyanSellman1 They did.

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 3 роки тому +17

    Nearly 15 years later, and this video is still enjoyable

  • @FreedomDaveX
    @FreedomDaveX 6 років тому +53

    One time a few years ago, my roommate’s dog came at me with his cute face. All I could say was “baby moses, baby moses, baby moses”. Since then, I have an odd habit of calling cute dogs baby moses. Mind you, I never saw this video until just now.

  • @DantheAuthor
    @DantheAuthor 10 років тому +7

    This was the first AVGN episode I ever saw.
    I feel very nostalgic about this one - Thank you, James, for making great content and giving bad days moments where I cant help but smile. :)

  • @georgegillen5688
    @georgegillen5688 9 років тому +68

    I didn't stop laughing at the lion and the squirrel.

    • @TechnicolorBunny
      @TechnicolorBunny 9 років тому +11

      HAHA me too, I came to re-watch this video just to watch that part

  • @sachinvenugopal6926
    @sachinvenugopal6926 4 роки тому +73

    I love the squirrel knocking lion out 😂

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 роки тому +4

      Lol that was the best part

  • @suhdongbin8248
    @suhdongbin8248 8 років тому +130

    It is 10 years since this episode....

    • @JM23007
      @JM23007 7 років тому +3

      Suh Dongbin makes me feel so weird that I was 10 when I started watching this guy...

    • @Proclifo
      @Proclifo 7 років тому +2

      I still watch it every Christmas. It's become a tradition for me.

    • @earthnativefarms8804
      @earthnativefarms8804 6 років тому

      Suh Dongbin it is one years since this comment.

    • @TheSvikja
      @TheSvikja 5 років тому +5

      13 now

    • @HendogYT
      @HendogYT 4 роки тому

      14, but it will be 15 11 months from now

  • @Lofi.z34
    @Lofi.z34 10 років тому +126

    I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.

    • @calebwei9687
      @calebwei9687 7 років тому +1

      try asking for a pizza with as much cheese as the boss allowes

    • @nintendozilla9843
      @nintendozilla9843 Рік тому

      HAHAHA!

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 5 місяців тому

      Quesadillas are supposed to be cheesy.

    • @AmyTheBrawler
      @AmyTheBrawler 5 місяців тому +1

      The cheesier the better.

    • @jlouis4407
      @jlouis4407 3 місяці тому

      They’re not horrible

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  8 років тому +83

    We have Angry Video Game Nerd Blu-ray's and DVD's available!
    AVGN X Blu-Ray amzn.to/1Ov6h3o
    AVGN Season One DVD amzn.to/1Y0eMXD
    AVGN Season Two DVD amzn.to/21rDPR6
    AVGN Season Three DVD amzn.to/21rEFxl
    AVGN Season Four DVD amzn.to/1UBnoBe

  • @lukestager8953
    @lukestager8953 5 років тому +43

    Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.

  • @itailev2078
    @itailev2078 9 років тому +36

    This is classic Nerd. Incredibly quotable and funny. Love re-watching it.

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage 6 років тому +107

    "Published on Dec 25, 2006"
    It's been so long already ... 12 years since Bible Games happened?!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 років тому +2

      YYYYEP!!

    • @gracjanszmyt1442
      @gracjanszmyt1442 4 роки тому +1

      Nearly 14 years now

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 4 роки тому +2

      Looks like it'll be a quarantine Christmas this year
      Heck, I never leave the house on Christmas day!
      Any chores I do, I do the day before

  • @Kodaigon72
    @Kodaigon72 5 років тому +27

    8:23 I just needed a replay of AVGN saying “Dumb $hit”

  • @AnimeVideoGameFanGirl
    @AnimeVideoGameFanGirl 4 роки тому +17

    7:14 Bro...
    AVGN: That’s disgusting, I apologize.
    All is forgiven.

  • @SnakePlissken73
    @SnakePlissken73 9 років тому +107

    There you can see it: all squirrels go to heaven. :)

    • @nex1788
      @nex1788 9 років тому

      +SnakePlissken73 Oh my god XD

    • @RickDaSquirrel
      @RickDaSquirrel 9 років тому +2

      That's a relief

    • @fshehu3002
      @fshehu3002 9 років тому

      +Skull Video You mean cats.

    • @WTK55
      @WTK55 9 років тому +1

      F Shehu
      Nope

    • @fshehu3002
      @fshehu3002 9 років тому

      Skull Video Cats do deserve Hell.

  • @mellowandjello
    @mellowandjello 8 років тому +82

    lmao I remember watching this back in middle school, that was over 8 years ago. This is a total classic and timeless.

    • @mrJalisco70
      @mrJalisco70 8 років тому +3

      Hell yeah! those were the days

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 5 років тому

      Not as old as the people who were in Jr High when this came out.

  • @Saintnick90
    @Saintnick90 9 років тому +29

    The squirrel got raptured.

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 4 роки тому +23

    11:55
    I'm always surprised how he got all of those questions wrong

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes 4 роки тому +25

    Pippi LongStocking when she sees Noah: “finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”

  • @waytogoefro208
    @waytogoefro208 3 роки тому +4

    This is, by far, the oldest video I've been recommended by the algorithm. Helps that I'm subbed to avgn, but so wild to see "15 years ago" as the upload date

  • @trcgamer99
    @trcgamer99 8 років тому +168

    As a Christian myself, I find this video both funny and true. These games are terrible!

    • @CyfilmsProductions
      @CyfilmsProductions 8 років тому +10

      trcgamer99 nobody cares

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 8 років тому +34

      @HauntedM Someone may have thought it was worth knowing.

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 6 років тому +32

      His comment got 23 likes, so clearly someone did care.

    • @antonk1524
      @antonk1524 6 років тому +9

      As an atheist myself , I find this games very fun to laugh at with my friends. This games ain’t to shits real . And yea they’re terrible.

    • @Slippypippy270
      @Slippypippy270 6 років тому +12

      it’s not nice to make fun of god and as a Christian I believe god is real and
      If you don’t believe just don’t comment something rude.

  • @SomeRandomDevOpsGuy
    @SomeRandomDevOpsGuy 3 роки тому +16

    6:29 Baby Moses is definitely flipping us all off there

  • @WillEatForFood
    @WillEatForFood 9 років тому +240

    It makes me wonder...have they made any recent unlicensed biblical games on the xbox 360 or PS3?

    • @TheGame2224
      @TheGame2224 7 років тому +23

      Internet Anarchist™ PS2 had a Bible Game.

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 7 років тому +2

      does the game have any effort put into it like these games have almost no effort and unlicensed

    • @erase4473
      @erase4473 6 років тому +14

      Tucher97 super noahs ark 3D is licensed i bought it on steam twice.

    • @joaovictor3312
      @joaovictor3312 6 років тому +47

      Erase why the fuck did you buy Noah's ark twice?

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 років тому +28

      Johnny DeCastro I'm wondering why he didn't buy it three times.

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 11 днів тому +5

    I always get ready for Christmas by rewatching the Bible Games trilogy.

  • @emeraldrangersWhite
    @emeraldrangersWhite 9 років тому +125

    No honest Christian would approve of making and distributing unauthorized games. I'm surprised nobody pointed that out

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 9 років тому +23

      That's debatable. What sin are you committing by making "unauthorized" games? What sin are you committing by buying them?

    • @TrollBreaker
      @TrollBreaker 8 років тому +11

      +litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.

    • @TheEmeraldMystic
      @TheEmeraldMystic 8 років тому +5

      No "true" Scotsman falacy

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 8 років тому +16

      +litestudios There's not a lot of honest Christians, in my experience.

    • @987inuyasha
      @987inuyasha 5 років тому +2

      Spread the word of god by any means necessary.

  • @balamtheknowledge9578
    @balamtheknowledge9578 Місяць тому +5

    You've become one of my christmas traditions. Id almost say nostalgia. Thanks man

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 Місяць тому +2

      It's not Christmas season without the AVGN classics.

  • @Skullduggerydodo
    @Skullduggerydodo 6 років тому +11

    I love how this has become my new Christmas tradition watching AVGN Christmas videos and die hard

  • @qjones7298
    @qjones7298 8 років тому +68

    For some reason this episode makes me feel really relaxed

  • @levyticus2760
    @levyticus2760 7 років тому +10

    I have no explanation for this, but the way James says "Except for those chocolate cats" at 5:34 has always been hilarious to me

  • @JM-sy5qv
    @JM-sy5qv 5 місяців тому +4

    This episode is so old that I've been saying ALRIGHT in the same cadence as that board game since I was in middle school and 17 years later my 2 year old son has started mimicking the way I periodically say ALRIGHT.

  • @amoledzeppelin
    @amoledzeppelin 6 років тому +74

    See you in 2019. Gotta love how genuine these early episodes were.

  • @tttc
    @tttc 10 років тому +18

    "see you in 2007"
    Oh... dear... god. Just kill me.

    • @JamesEdgeX
      @JamesEdgeX 10 років тому +1

      Holy fuck time paradox lol

  • @VarxenCore9
    @VarxenCore9 5 років тому +31

    0:12 i came here for the old thumbnail

  • @Baysidemom2
    @Baysidemom2 2 місяці тому +10

    retro avgn - my self prescribed treatment for seasonal depression 😂

  • @lennyfaceg3tr3kt
    @lennyfaceg3tr3kt 9 років тому +50

    i tried to carry a lion and i punched him in the nuts now he ate me i'm inside of him PLEASE HELP

    • @lennyfaceg3tr3kt
      @lennyfaceg3tr3kt 9 років тому +3

      ***** i'm still alive! the lion spat me out because i pissed my pants but i woke up in Africa and now i'm surviving here!

    • @lennyfaceg3tr3kt
      @lennyfaceg3tr3kt 9 років тому +2

      ***** also i'm calling a rescue chopper now XD

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 років тому +2

      Lenny Face Still a better love story than...that one book with the sparkly Cedric Diggory in it.

    • @majabest171
      @majabest171 9 років тому +2

      Lenny Face Reminds me of "Man punches lion and tickles his nuts".

    • @lennyfaceg3tr3kt
      @lennyfaceg3tr3kt 9 років тому +2

      BurnH34l 's never heard of it but it sounds like furry porn material

  • @juusbox
    @juusbox 9 років тому +23

    The AVGN may warn us about bad games, but that just makes us want to play it more.

  • @hypno3057
    @hypno3057 9 років тому +139

    The Binding of Isaac is definitely the best bible game, if you can even consider it a bible game lol

    • @Scole718dog
      @Scole718dog 7 років тому +28

      Well, I mean, DOOM's pretty good too.

    • @freeizzy8395
      @freeizzy8395 7 років тому +14

      Fan of Dante's inferno if that counts.

    • @freyathedragon899
      @freyathedragon899 6 років тому +32

      The BEST excuse for playing DOOM back when it was considered an ‘evil’ game.
      “Mom, I’m not murdering people in the game, I’m only exorcising them. Look! I used God’s rocket launcher of love to exorcise seven people right now."

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 5 років тому +3

      Lord Fadora You were smart there.

  • @HawaiianKong
    @HawaiianKong Рік тому +8

    It's December 16th, 2023 and I'm watching this while pooping

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 10 років тому +41

    hard to believe this was almost 10 years ago! feels like yesterday

    • @Corthmic
      @Corthmic 10 років тому +5

      tyro6743 "Almost"

    • @mansonitefrank8887
      @mansonitefrank8887 10 років тому

      yep AVGN for fucking life!!!

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 9 років тому

      I feel you bro it feels like the avgn episodes were all in somewhere around 2012 and 2013 but this review is all the way in 2006. I remember discovered the Avgn in 2007

  • @AprilLVideos
    @AprilLVideos 11 років тому +19

    18:16 "That's where this game belongs, the fucking garBITCH!" - AVGN, 2006

  • @Mobius14
    @Mobius14 11 років тому +29

    I actually (unfortunately) own Bible Adventures, and I can say that Noah's Ark doesn't actually end after you gather all the animals. There's another level beyond that with different animals.

  • @patrickoehlke9984
    @patrickoehlke9984 28 днів тому +2

    I don't care if I've seen this or any of the other episodes at least a dozen times, The Nerd's content is ALWAYS a lot of fun to watch!

  • @gcat65
    @gcat65 10 років тому +36

    Noah VS Chuck Norris; The battle of a lifetime.

    • @luigi16852
      @luigi16852 10 років тому +11

      Noah, man. He'll kick ANYONE's ass

    • @MasonDeanSteinerRedScare
      @MasonDeanSteinerRedScare 10 років тому +2

      +Luigi16
      I see you are new to the internet.

    • @gcat65
      @gcat65 10 років тому

      ***** No, Noah would still beat him

    • @darkdragonmedeus705
      @darkdragonmedeus705 10 років тому +3

      Super Mecha Death Christ obliterates all of the above.

    • @skylla7452
      @skylla7452 10 років тому

      SHREK beats all

  • @nessi4933
    @nessi4933 8 років тому +22

    I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials again today. Wish me luck.

    • @ryancxx
      @ryancxx 8 років тому +3

      I do it every year. It's a weird tradition but I still love it

    • @neutralnarration1463
      @neutralnarration1463 3 роки тому

      luck with what? not rolling on your back like a turtle with no one to help?

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 5 років тому +43

    13:13 so you could say that Eve had the “Invisible touch”?

  • @HingleBerry420
    @HingleBerry420 3 роки тому +3

    15 years later and this is still one of the best Christmas videos ever made. Absolute classic

  • @ghostsharklegs6687
    @ghostsharklegs6687 8 років тому +13

    I love how there's only six animals on the checklist.

  • @blondorphanboy3874
    @blondorphanboy3874 9 років тому +18

    next Christmas, this video will be 10 years old.

  • @JulianJayme
    @JulianJayme 4 роки тому +6

    Revisiting this video 13 years later just for the line "Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris!"

  • @squirtle88
    @squirtle88 5 років тому +13

    AVGN is the perfect thing to watch while drinking