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    Episode 688 - Black Site Safe Space (12/12/22)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 167

  • @captainfantastic7643
    @captainfantastic7643 Рік тому +23

    I hope you know torturing you hurts me a lot more than it does you.

  • @CJ-vj7pm
    @CJ-vj7pm Рік тому +122

    To all CIA agents, please ask people for their preferred pronouns before you waterboard them, it will alleviate some of your work related stress knowing that you were gender inclusive

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 Рік тому +31

    When I die after a lifetime of sin, gluttonly, lust, anime and rightfully go to hell for it, my punishment is going to be an eternity of "Podcasts based on group chat transcripts."

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Рік тому +35

    If the CIA would just hire 330 million more analysts we'd have universal healthcare

  • @CenTexMex101
    @CenTexMex101 Рік тому +22

    Didn't the CIA or one of them do that "I'm an autistic millennial first generation latina" recruiting comercial? They should link up.

    • @JJ44595
      @JJ44595 Рік тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/X55JPbAMc9g/v-deo.html

    • @gugg1105
      @gugg1105 Рік тому +3

      @@JJ44595 World’s first actually helpful link.

    • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824
      @thesultrystrangerdanger6824 Рік тому

      Don't click on it it's just more gay p****

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck Рік тому

      @@JJ44595 I really wanted to go comment that watching the video made me neurodivergent and latinx but unfortunately they've disabled the comments. Guess I've got something in common.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Рік тому +11

    Reactor? I hardly know her!
    Also Cia operatives, please tell everyone about every traumatizing thing you've encountered. All people you've seen killed, or share documents, despite any Trigger Warning on them. Preferably to any journalist/niche podcast host. It wont help any trauma, but Chapo will be on next years best podcast list and, to put it in progressive terms, the CIA will be less "problematic" and "toxic". We could cancel culture it.

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 3 місяці тому +9

    1974 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    1984 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    1994 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2004 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2014 - Fusion power is 20 years away
    2024 - Fusion power is 20 years away

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime Рік тому +18

    “Don’t tell your friends about the decapitations”

    OH! They mean the decapitations that the CIA _didn’t_ do

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Рік тому +18

    Obungler 3: The Returning

  • @MilesBont
    @MilesBont Рік тому +12

    ”Why can’t the thing that destroys my soul save my soul?”

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 Рік тому +11

    best donkey performance of the year was Liz Truss, amirite

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Рік тому +4

      A proper bird and a right slag

  • @grungeiac
    @grungeiac Рік тому +8

    Big deal I did fusion reaction with polymerization in grade 3

  • @luc_xott
    @luc_xott Рік тому +10

    Welcome to the "Trauma and Chinos" podcast, where we explore the connection between the history of oppression and the enduring popularity of pressed chinos in the workplace. Throughout history, chinos have been associated with the military and have been used as a tool of oppression by colonizers and governments. In this podcast, we will discuss how the persistence of this clothing item in modern work attire can be seen as a manifestation of ancestral trauma passed down through generations. We will also examine the role that fashion plays in perpetuating harmful societal norms and ideologies. Tune in to learn more about the intersection of fashion and trauma.
    -chatGPT

  • @willelliot4001
    @willelliot4001 Рік тому +11

    Felix is worried about his job😂

  • @cityboyee
    @cityboyee Рік тому +8

    Just remove the beheadings and sensitive information stuff and that CIA oped could apply to literally any full time job in America. Pointless.

  • @soconfused8031
    @soconfused8031 Рік тому +7

    The fusion news is kind of a red herring. It measures excess energy compared to the input laser. However, this has yet to be verified. Also, for a fusion reactor, it requires a chain reaction, which needs at least 20x surplus. So we are not close yet. This may be useful for fusion bombs, but not production power reactors.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Рік тому +6

      Yeah we know. Everything sucks or is mediocre when you actually look at it. I'm gay.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 Рік тому +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 Sorry man, I don't make the rules :D

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Рік тому +1

      Bombs you say

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 Рік тому +10

    18:54 sounds like Matt is gonna break out into the Lion King opening number

  • @christophergardea3567
    @christophergardea3567 Рік тому +5

    "This is some James O Incandeza shit" lol I forgot Matt did that great Infinite Jest reading

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Рік тому +8

    The first time I had dinner with the people who would become my in-laws they served liver and onions.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles Рік тому +4

    How many seasons has The Simpsons been on? There've been so many episodes that a more interesting discussion would revolve around what the show hasn't predicted.

  • @rverasart
    @rverasart Рік тому +7

    calling matt gay

    • @crowboi4124
      @crowboi4124 Рік тому +6

      Amber Rollo destroyed with Facts, Logic, and Darkweb Gay Potion

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy Рік тому +13

    When Slavoj says be a Freudian Philistine, he means use it as a critical framework not make it your whole personality.

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 Рік тому +8

    sun ii, son of sun

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo Рік тому +4

    I have also worked in an office-style environment with a toxic manager. I'm basically a secret agent too.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +5

    mother/daughter investigators vs Felix

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 Рік тому +4

    I dont get the movie part of this episode, they like Haneke and Bergman but write off any movie that sounds weird or slow???

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +3

    I love a good best of list. I would never ever listen to enough podcasts to list 10 but chapo 9 times then trueanon I guess

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 Рік тому +16

    I'm a blue jeans, work boot dude. I have an undying hatred of chinos. They’re absolutely terrible. Chinos are NOT casual pants. They’re dress pants that you wear on a boat with loafers. Unless you're a Kennedy, wearing them off-deck makes you look like a tool in the middle of a city. I get away with a lot wearing my cowboy hat, but never, NEVER would I wear chinos on pavement.

    • @DANINREDDY
      @DANINREDDY Рік тому

      Chinos are pretty ho-hum... Fashion wise

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 3 місяці тому

      I remember when I had to wear them for work....... Awful 🤢

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +4

    looking forward to way of water review

  • @olliegray7068
    @olliegray7068 11 місяців тому +7

    What's No Bears about, the world's most underwhelming pride parade?

  • @pennywaldrip3774
    @pennywaldrip3774 Рік тому +3

    Chris Wade is a genius, and I'm totally here for it.

  • @barcafan1710
    @barcafan1710 Рік тому +5

    Petit Maman was great

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Рік тому +2

    50:30 EO is about Michael Jackson before he got his promotion.

  • @ImZeroDayz
    @ImZeroDayz Рік тому +8

    All I want to be El Chapo!

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Рік тому +1

    Sound design aka going to a sound effect website.

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Рік тому +1

    remember when Saudi Arabia was a country?

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles Рік тому +19

    I'm gay

  • @joshuasomething529
    @joshuasomething529 Рік тому +1

    I thought Petite Maman was delightful

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 Рік тому

    promises would be expected to be kept by future presidents if he went with fusion instead of cancer

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Рік тому

    Lol Neptune Frost’s producer/executive producer combo

  • @jessedestasio8659
    @jessedestasio8659 Рік тому

    Insights Into Things didn't make any podcast top ten lists?

  • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824

    Hey if Dan Henderson made a travel vlog I am watching also not that damn Henderson

  • @ince55ant
    @ince55ant Рік тому +2

    oh dang fusion reactors are coming?
    guess theres no point investing in wind/solar/tidal energy now...

  • @philbuttler3427
    @philbuttler3427 Рік тому

    I wonder who Felix was hinting about with that MCR squirrel tail thing. Like there's definitely not a type of person who fits that criteria.

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Рік тому +1

      He’s just bringing together Older Zumies Guy and Younger Hot Topic Girl.
      I don’t know what the modern equivalent would be.
      I guess people probably still hang at the mall.

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508

    heads poppin like Kaworu Nagisa. 😇🛸

  • @Erisblackstone
    @Erisblackstone Рік тому +12

    Incorrect Chapo Boys, Nope is phenomenal

  • @crooksn
    @crooksn Рік тому

    enough with the suns! gee whiz!

  • @mirrormonkey2
    @mirrormonkey2 Рік тому +2

    Why wasn‘t bones and all on any of these lists? It was legitimately great but it feels like it would nontheless fit on the lists of these shitheads.

    • @copsuicide
      @copsuicide Рік тому +2

      Probably cuz it was a 'movie' whereas these big dick aesthetes only concern themselves with 'film'.

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader Рік тому +6

    Once again I have ten better podcasts than that chapos but the racism factory demands we be grey wolves

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable Рік тому +5

      Name them then fella.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Рік тому

      @@chetkayeable Did you not listen to the episode?

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily Рік тому

    uauauauauauaua

  • @theeNappy
    @theeNappy Рік тому +14

    Literally poo-pooing fusion power with "I don't understand it, it's not gonna fix anything" should be this shows tagine.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 Рік тому +1

      It's still "RussiaGate was real but I don't care if Trump wins" but maybe they'll change it soon

    • @williamwardell8731
      @williamwardell8731 Рік тому +3

      I suppose a tagine could be metaphorical, but since you used the word literally, let's consider fusion power specifically. Hypothesize that all experts in the field agree that clean fusion energy is attainable in 10 years with a budget in the low trillions. It still may very well not be developed due to political economic factors, the interests of powerful people and the dynamics of systems like capitalism that exert institutional pressure with artificial agency removed from human control. I feel like a lot of STEMlords dismiss the humanities citing people's lacking technical knowledge of the minute details of their technocratic fixes while the philosophers historians et al are trying to critique technocracy itself. Maybe try Marshall mcluhan and foucault to work your way up to weird continental shit like Marx and Freud.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 Рік тому +4

      Aged like milk. Even at the time, people in the know still said that "productive" fusion i.e. fusion that is viable for energy production was still decades away (as it has been for decades). And even then, we'd still not be free from petrochemicals, since we'd still need plastics, vehicle fuel (can't make electric planes etc) and so on.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 4 місяці тому

      @@jaystephens2759 Do you care if anyone wins? It feels like we’re headed the same direction regardless of if it’s Brandon or Trump driving the boat

  • @TechMik3LP
    @TechMik3LP Рік тому

    can someone make a comment listing all the movies and the boys opinion?

  • @ryansilva1274
    @ryansilva1274 Рік тому +1

    WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP???

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore Рік тому +13

      They're admitting Nope was just OK, which undermines a cornerstone CHUD narrative about the left.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +9

      Voting for him I would hope, shit is bad it might as well be funny

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck Рік тому +1

      @@berdyderg900 correct answer

    • @outboardgull5285
      @outboardgull5285 Рік тому +2

      Posting online! The most effective strategy o7

  • @davidrave563
    @davidrave563 Рік тому +1

    This fusion is literally the solution to all our problems, let's hope it works. I believe there are still several technical challenges to be solved, but if we mobilize the country for these problems like we did for the moon mission, it is within our reach and maybe within 5 or ten years

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom Рік тому +5

      Is this sarcasm?

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable Рік тому +5

      @@FundFreedom The Moon today shoot is funding Nazi's in Ukraine. The US can't even provide clean water these days.

    • @davidrave563
      @davidrave563 Рік тому

      @@FundFreedom no it's not. having a limitless year-around supply of energy from cheap and safe inputs, with no long term radiation problems, in cost effective and non land intesive power plants is the missing link we need to truly go carbon neutral.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 Рік тому +1

      ​@@chetkayeable Ztards have but one line

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom Рік тому +2

      @@davidrave563 ah, just hyperbole, "all our problems." A noble effort nonetheless. Good luck to you.