Can confirm, I got Blue Shelled five times in one race in N64 Bowser’s Castle once. Joke’s on the game tho, because I actually like the Blue Shell (and I think it was only 50cc)-
This game is so unfair yet it’s still my favorite to this day! Honestly MKWii was where items were most annoying. Especially: Red (or Triple) Shells, Blue shells, bob-ombs, lightning bolt, and the infuriating thundercloud >:(
102: Equipping a dodge item to block a red shell only to find out it’s TWO red shells so the other one hits you 103: Having the game crash on you 104: Being in 1st place with a blue shell as your item, which, when used, directly homes in on you causing you to basically self-destruct 105: Not knowing the dark sand on DS Desert Hills is out of bounds and attempting to boost through it as a result 106: Hitting a blue fake item box when you’re on the red team during a battle because it looks so much like a real item box due to the difference in colour 107: Placing 1st, 1st, 1st and then 6th in a Grand Prix cup and moving out of 1st place overall so you don’t get the trophy 108: When someone using a Mega Mushroom appears to look normal-sized so you drive right into them and get squished 109: Ramming into Baby Luigi, Yoshi, Luigi or a green Mii not knowing they have triple green shells equipped because the shells are the same colour 110: Playing the game on a TV set to black and white so you can’t tell green and red shells apart and end up dragging red shells and throwing green shells hoping they were red and would chase your opponent
Objection! #104 is one of the biggest W's in the game and you can't change my mind. Blue-ing yourself is just too epic to consider it a fail, especially when it's genuinely hard to do.
@@L0ad1ng45and in this game, no one else can pull a blue if you have it, so have fun holding a blue until someone passes you due to a 'lack of defense'.
1:54 Anyone trying to cross that waterfall without a speed item Here's how -Use Funky Kong (Optional) -Use flame Fryer (Optional) -Go close to the bridge -Get an Orange Miniturbo -If it works you have Now crossed the waterfall
@@user-A3qK2sE6MfQ0 bruh have u not heard of the flame flyer? Its a kart. Also I'm not brain dead and calling the flame runner the flame flyer, there is a kart called the flame flyer.
Friends, Jesus Christ the Son of God, was sent by God the Father to be the punishment sponge for our sins, and to resurrect from the dead, to have victory and conquering over death and the world, and to make the way for our resurrection from our earthly deaths into the kingdom of heaven, and a lot of people are not covered by His blood to stand before God on judgement day; and know that only through your faith in Him are you able to be righteous, to enter heaven, and your works do not save you, but living and enduring and true faith in Christ with your life
My main way to fail at Mario Kart: People misjudge my skill level and target me because I'm in a kart. The reality is, I have barely any idea of what I'm doing.
101 ways to succeed at Mario kart : getting the thunderstorm at the start of the race. 101 ways to fail at Mario kart : getting the thunderstorm at the start of the race. Me : yeah that makes sense
6:01 I am kind of freaked out, that was literally me today on the same course with same character and bike. Edit: Aw, thanks. 5 likes is my record! Other edit (8 months later wow where did the time go): You guys really don’t need to keep telling me how many likes I had, but thanks I guess idk. I hadn’t really commented much in UA-cam before this and this was the first comment that actually got likes, so yes 5 likes did seem like a lot. But my record now on this account is 800 I think and on my other account it’s 1.1k, so I’m not really proud of this anymore.
10:06 “72. Getting bumped off as Funky Kong by [another] Funky Kong” *“There is nothing worse for a Luigi than another Luigi”* has been my motto since _Super Smash Bros._
Why you can even drag a Bob-Omb behind you is an unanswered question. I know the explosion doesn’t harm you if someone hits it in Mario Kart Tour but that’s Tour not Wii
I always used Luigi on the Dolphin Dasher when I raced online (this was in the Wii Connect 24 days and I don’t know how to use the current online racing method)
1. Getting a thundercloud three seconds into the race 2. Failed to pull off a shroomba 3. Using a kart 4. Getting target shocked after being in the air for .05 seconds 5. Being invincible didn't prevent a bullet from knocking you off 6. Bullet Bill sniped mid-air 7. Getting passed a thundercloud from nobody 8. Getting starred while mega 9. Boosting into someone with a thundercloud 10. Using an outside drifting bike 11. Having a terrible day 12. Someone took out their terrible day on you 13. Hitting every banana 14. Your item box got sniped last second 15. Pulling a thundercloud after getting screwed by a thundercloud you pulled 16. Trying to cross the big waterfall on DS Yoshi Falls without a speed item 17. Trying to cross the waterfall on Koopa Cape without a speed item 18. Crossing the waterfall with speed item, but getting combo'd mid-way 19. Bullet Bill ruined your chain 20. Red shell came at you from the front 21. Hit over the wall 22. Two rotating shells wasn't enough to protect you 23. When the person in front of you backspams all their items 24. Going for shortcuts you have no idea how to do 25. Getting red shelled after throwing your red shell 26. Karma 27. Drove into the items you caused someone else to drop 28. Person you were trying to draft was not having any of it 29. Bumped out of line 30. Getting a thundercloud when nobody is close to you 53. Shock user dodged the people behind you 56. Thinking the blue shell is on the mini-map from Mario Kart 8
103: double shocked with wrong escalator on 50cc + bill ball and blue shelled (did i said too much? No it happened to me on grand cup -_- i threw my controller away)
Mel: Lets go! Just dodged a blue! My friend in second place with three red shells: Oh, so you've used your item? **Proceeds to hear intense clicking from their controller** Me: ua-cam.com/video/kkDMz2ml0gw/v-deo.html
2:33 I see Beef Boss from Poofesure’s channel in the front #59 always happens during Balloon Battles, it doesn’t happen to me during races. And I never have problems with the bridges, because 90% of the time I’m in the front
13:48 True, I really liked Mario Kart Wii. Very sad that you can't play online anymore. :( EDIT: I couldn't afford the Wii U and can't afford the Switch.
Me:the lightweighters may be miniscule and can be trampled like grass, but they accelerate faster than the flash Heavyweighters:Am i a joke 2 u, i have better bike selections,more inside drift a- Middleweighters has join the chat
![TOP 75 INSANE Skills in Mario Kart Wii [TAS]](/img/n.gif)
12:56 "People with stars who don't know how to drive"
Sounds like GTA.
10:14 What the hell? Never knew Lakitu could be hit. You learn something about this game all the time.
broken ai I tell you
@@jraug44 I use the AI to squish the Al
did u know that the licence plates on cars may look familiar
you can even squish lakitu with a thwomp
Lakitu can also be thwomped
"56: Being punished for being good at the game" basically described the entirety of Grand Prix mode
Sadly
As painful as it is.
Can confirm, I got Blue Shelled five times in one race in N64 Bowser’s Castle once.
Joke’s on the game tho, because I actually like the Blue Shell (and I think it was only 50cc)-
@@thediscodevil0949 . . .I’M SORRY. *FIVE TIMES?*
@@thediscodevil0949 sadness
Me: I don't fail that often.
Me after watching video: Well, except for those 202 failures.
@@MyUserLogic Just pointing out how relatable so many of these are.
same, i just realized i experienced almost every one of these
@@Lotteee_Hbg Yeah, same!
04tmoody scratch tru
9:48俺が泣いた時の台詞だったよ。
The video you didn't know you needed, but when you saw it you knew you needed it.
This is first comment lol
Relatable
11:30 That’s okay, we all know you would have got a thundercloud anyway
7:32 Blue Shell: fails
Red shells: Fine. I’ll do it myself
7:29 *frontrunning luigi circuit at it's finest*
Talkative Toadette and SNES Mario Circuit 3
a
10:09 I used the funky Kong to destroy the funky kong
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
@@MillDog529 r/wooosh
@@real_abender ? I think you have been wooshed. Oh well, i have the high ground now so R/WOOOOOOOSH
@@MillDog529 I r/woooshed you because it looked like you didn't understand the reference
@@real_abender Of course i understand the reference
12:33 "Trying to block a red shell with a fake item box"
*Also gets squashed by a mega mushroom*
8:07 the music fit so good with this
actually for fail 101 it should have been "not knowing about wiimmfi"
Can you Tell me what it is?
@@esistjuri.3179 It's the server used to play online on the Wii
Anto_Belnudo how can i use it?
@@esistjuri.3179 ua-cam.com/video/3CBSQ9Afqiw/v-deo.html
Check this video
I was about to comment about that :P
This game is so unfair yet it’s still my favorite to this day! Honestly MKWii was where items were most annoying. Especially: Red (or Triple) Shells, Blue shells, bob-ombs, lightning bolt, and the infuriating thundercloud >:(
True
Yeah but DAMN if it isn’t a good time when playing casually
6:01 I did this so many times...
me too
@@user-zb4gh7qk8r me too
I always look at the lap count, to prevent this from happening
@@videogamer5468 og ok
Even in 5 deluxe
0:20 someone named Ben Dover passed you
Classic comedy 2020
*flashbacks to The Simpsons prank calls*
13:47 I cry every time I try to do it 😭
hey u can still play online you know. u might wanna look into something called Wiimfi
@@muze2379 that's right!
@@muze2379 where you need to download that
Matthew Brouwer here’s a tutorial ua-cam.com/video/3CBSQ9Afqiw/v-deo.html
I go to the incorrect escalator
Kid: What is Mario Kart?
Me: 7:37
That's *exactly* what Mario kart is!
Alexa, play "Sad but True"
@@Toadette- ik lol
If that isn't the most accurate thing I've seen all day.
"WELCOME TO MADIO KART!"
This guy: does anything
Thundercloud: *now this looks like a job for me*
“If you find Luigi, the video ends”
-Google Search Mario
Wrong channel?
O no he makes the same videos of Parashock but with Nintendo, oh
LALALALALALALAAAAA
Jamer I found Luigi instantly without scrolling down
This isn't parashock x
7:37 everyday life in Mario Kart, at least for me
@@user-zb4gh7qk8r
wdym?
@JUNIOR JEFF
No, I guess "s" deleted his comment.
I dont even remember what he said :D
Me its not red shells but blue shells
12:59 thats my boy right there😂
7:32 in a nutshell:
Blue shell: *misses*
Red shells: We’re on it!
Me: *Turns off Wii*
5:58
I can relate to this too much
SAMEEE
Omg, same!
102: Equipping a dodge item to block a red shell only to find out it’s TWO red shells so the other one hits you
103: Having the game crash on you
104: Being in 1st place with a blue shell as your item, which, when used, directly homes in on you causing you to basically self-destruct
105: Not knowing the dark sand on DS Desert Hills is out of bounds and attempting to boost through it as a result
106: Hitting a blue fake item box when you’re on the red team during a battle because it looks so much like a real item box due to the difference in colour
107: Placing 1st, 1st, 1st and then 6th in a Grand Prix cup and moving out of 1st place overall so you don’t get the trophy
108: When someone using a Mega Mushroom appears to look normal-sized so you drive right into them and get squished
109: Ramming into Baby Luigi, Yoshi, Luigi or a green Mii not knowing they have triple green shells equipped because the shells are the same colour
110: Playing the game on a TV set to black and white so you can’t tell green and red shells apart and end up dragging red shells and throwing green shells hoping they were red and would chase your opponent
i was dumb enough to try the 104th
111: playing sherbet land
112: using a bullet bill on sherbet land
Objection! #104 is one of the biggest W's in the game and you can't change my mind. Blue-ing yourself is just too epic to consider it a fail, especially when it's genuinely hard to do.
@@L0ad1ng45and in this game, no one else can pull a blue if you have it, so have fun holding a blue until someone passes you due to a 'lack of defense'.
@@jasonhood8592 ???? I'm saying getting a blue, holding it, getting to first, then using the blue on yourself is fun.
13:39
He did it guys !
1:54
Anyone trying to cross that waterfall without a speed item Here's how
-Use Funky Kong (Optional)
-Use flame Fryer (Optional)
-Go close to the bridge
-Get an Orange Miniturbo
-If it works you have Now crossed the waterfall
Yea thank you but this is not mk8 where every vehicle including bikes have extra mini turbo..
@@user-A3qK2sE6MfQ0 bruh have u not heard of the flame flyer? Its a kart. Also I'm not brain dead and calling the flame runner the flame flyer, there is a kart called the flame flyer.
Friends, Jesus Christ the Son of God, was sent by God the Father to be the punishment sponge for our sins, and to resurrect from the dead, to have victory and conquering over death and the world, and to make the way for our resurrection from our earthly deaths into the kingdom of heaven, and a lot of people are not covered by His blood to stand before God on judgement day; and know that only through your faith in Him are you able to be righteous, to enter heaven, and your works do not save you, but living and enduring and true faith in Christ with your life
My main way to fail at Mario Kart:
People misjudge my skill level and target me because I'm in a kart. The reality is, I have barely any idea of what I'm doing.
2:32 the guy named beef boss I just played with this morning on Mario kart wii
Poofesure his name is
@@tamirlapidus6994 he's great
0:00 speedy comet
4:03 maple treeway
7:43 wii fit plus medley
10:33 it’s on now
7:27 the blue shell diving down was perfectly synced with Maple Treeway.
11:09 that damn thundercloud is rare for me to get from the item box but when I do get it. It does its job
7:21 it wasn’t even blocked XD 8:07 see my self on result screen 12:58 dang u had to expose me 🤣🤣🤣
AdonTBK Amazing LOL! epic fail
iiiBlackYoshi XD
XDD
There was a banana of course it was blocked
Silber Duft it wasn’t blocked, the banana was in front of the WALL
i love that at 2:32 you can see poofesure's beef boss
6:50 Dammit beef boss. Go back to Tomodachi Life.
I'D LIKE A NEW HAT
@@mickytherat8020 I'D LIKE A NEW HAIR ACCESSORY
Poofesure 😅
Poofesure did play this game, and he sucks at it
Whos better fivehead or grasshoper
101 ways to succeed at Mario kart : getting the thunderstorm at the start of the race.
101 ways to fail at Mario kart : getting the thunderstorm at the start of the race.
Me : yeah that makes sense
6:01 I am kind of freaked out, that was literally me today on the same course with same character and bike.
Edit: Aw, thanks. 5 likes is my record!
Other edit (8 months later wow where did the time go): You guys really don’t need to keep telling me how many likes I had, but thanks I guess idk. I hadn’t really commented much in UA-cam before this and this was the first comment that actually got likes, so yes 5 likes did seem like a lot. But my record now on this account is 800 I think and on my other account it’s 1.1k, so I’m not really proud of this anymore.
Now it’s 7
21
22
*4 1*
That was me but with Mariokart 7
6:50 Wario: Throws red shell
RedShell: Destruction inf
"Using a kart"
*kart mains would like to know your location*
yeah, the 7 people that use karts in MKW
Just a Normal Gamer yet here you are. Losing to kart mains while playing online
@@indy5280 That's a very random assumption
Breaking stuff yeah true
This video had me laughing for so long I was DYING bro!!!!!! Amazing job, I’ve subbed, liked, and am already looking forward to more MKWii videos
*_102. You're so good that the CPUs start hacking in red and blue shells like crazy_*
And here’s another one: Being in 12th place on the final lap...and getting a BLOOPER as your last item
I can relate on number 49, this is why I only race in 150cc or Mirror mode (200cc in Mario kart 8 deluxe). Also Bowser Jr.'s scream tho XD
Yep that’s the bad thing about the B-Dasher MK 2/Sprinter: Fun to unlock (24 Fast Staff Ghosts) but a pain in the butt to actually use
This game alone knows how to separate the boys from the men. Turning newbs into pros in a heartbeat.
10:07
Funky Kong: What the Hell are you?
Funky Kong: Death
10:06 “72. Getting bumped off as Funky Kong by [another] Funky Kong”
*“There is nothing worse for a Luigi than another Luigi”* has been my motto since _Super Smash Bros._
13:05 and then realizes that shortcut already exists in 200cc
7:50 lmao I love this cut so much
5:57 Dude, I can't be alone in this one it happens to me all the time ngl
1:15 Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
Guy playing MKW: *gets hit*
The item the guy have: adios
7:32 "Being punished for being good at the game"
Sounds like Ed Soundhead vs Wreckfest A.I.
"Trying to block a red shell with a bob-omb"
Lol
Your pfp is the perfect analogy.
Why you can even drag a Bob-Omb behind you is an unanswered question. I know the explosion doesn’t harm you if someone hits it in Mario Kart Tour but that’s Tour not Wii
6:01 The amount of times I’ve done this 😑
In summary, thunderclouds are bad
1:36 you missed a banana there
Conclusions: thunderbolts and bridges are bad
"Being the only non funky kong player in the room"
Name : Mad Guy!
I always used Luigi on the Dolphin Dasher when I raced online (this was in the Wii Connect 24 days and I don’t know how to use the current online racing method)
Congrats for 20K subs!
13:52 cool music
Number 37, getting sniped by your own immobilized green shell was glory and gold.
7:52 idk why, I just died of laughter here🤣🤣
1. Getting a thundercloud three seconds into the race
2. Failed to pull off a shroomba
3. Using a kart
4. Getting target shocked after being in the air for .05 seconds
5. Being invincible didn't prevent a bullet from knocking you off
6. Bullet Bill sniped mid-air
7. Getting passed a thundercloud from nobody
8. Getting starred while mega
9. Boosting into someone with a thundercloud
10. Using an outside drifting bike
11. Having a terrible day
12. Someone took out their terrible day on you
13. Hitting every banana
14. Your item box got sniped last second
15. Pulling a thundercloud after getting screwed by a thundercloud you pulled
16. Trying to cross the big waterfall on DS Yoshi Falls without a speed item
17. Trying to cross the waterfall on Koopa Cape without a speed item
18. Crossing the waterfall with speed item, but getting combo'd mid-way
19. Bullet Bill ruined your chain
20. Red shell came at you from the front
21. Hit over the wall
22. Two rotating shells wasn't enough to protect you
23. When the person in front of you backspams all their items
24. Going for shortcuts you have no idea how to do
25. Getting red shelled after throwing your red shell
26. Karma
27. Drove into the items you caused someone else to drop
28. Person you were trying to draft was not having any of it
29. Bumped out of line
30. Getting a thundercloud when nobody is close to you
53. Shock user dodged the people behind you
56. Thinking the blue shell is on the mini-map from Mario Kart 8
The 4 horsemen of losing in racing games
1. Being Really Itchy
2. Just having bad luck
3. Jerks
4. Having a really op item but losing it
0:09 Buzzer 1:07 1:51
9:01 that car was like NOPE
2:32 BEEF BOSS
I'D LIKE A NEW HAT
At 4:56 I was like, "BRAKE! BRAKE!!!" XD
12:00 That was my favorite, because it happens to me a lot xD
80% of these are to do with thunderclouds 😂
Hey, it's pretty much the main way to fail in this game.
A Bender Fair enough
It's the only negatively affecting item. (To the person that gets it)
BladeMK Except for the blue shell
@@fredererpower No, I was talking about a negative affect on the person that gets the item.
2:32 HE'S PLAYING WITH BEEF BOSS!
6:37 I don't know if I'm the only one who felt bad about the noise the penguin made when he was hit
That's why I say sorry everytime I hit the penguins lol
2:22 The Bullet Bill hit Mario in time with the music, lol.
102: getting shocked while still going up the wrong escalator on coconut hall
I hate that so much I feel like it happens to me at least once every coconut mall race I suck at the escalators
103: double shocked with wrong escalator on 50cc + bill ball and blue shelled (did i said too much? No it happened to me on grand cup -_- i threw my controller away)
I’ve been looking forward to this :)
Mel: Lets go! Just dodged a blue!
My friend in second place with three red shells: Oh, so you've used your item?
**Proceeds to hear intense clicking from their controller**
Me: ua-cam.com/video/kkDMz2ml0gw/v-deo.html
8:28 I'm convinced someone created Mushroom Peaks just to fuck with everyone using these physics
12:08
I'm a lonely bob-omb, stuck inside a pipe,
Guess I play this GameCube, for the rest of my life
I love Lonely Goomba’s vids!
I used to watch his channel all the time
2:33 I see Beef Boss from Poofesure’s channel in the front
#59 always happens during Balloon Battles, it doesn’t happen to me during races.
And I never have problems with the bridges, because 90% of the time I’m in the front
12:39
Nobody:
Waluigi: WEEEE
R.I.P Lakitu, hit by a speeding/drunk driver
12:32 and 12:34 should be renamed to “Why the Fake item box was removed”
In the newer games it was removed
1:07 At least you got rid of that lightning cloud 😂😂
102. Those crabs in shy guy beach...
Me: in 1st place
Laggy guy with thundercloud: I’m gonna end this mans whole career
7:52 better title: picking the spear in dk jungle parkway
“50. Hit by the worlds most forceful red shell” Basically described the entirety of red shell physics
at 7:33 that is very relatable in mk8 deluxe. i usually go from first to 8th because of that...
Not a single Funkykong flamerunner. Respect
Edit: 7:57 never mind
So it looks like
Mkwii: Funky Kong
Mk7: Metal Mario
Mk8: Waluigi
And mkds: shy guy
3:43 how tf did those red shells not hit the funky kong
You forgot one: holding three bananas behind you and having a red shell hit you from the side anyway.
Fail #56. The bane of my career.
beef boss has invaded your game
Me: I don't fail that often
Mario kart: Oh Really
Me: I am not kidding
Mario kart: except for this video
6:58 man, been there 😳
Honorable mention: that one turn in Wario‘s Gold Mine
6:08 Well you DID make a comeback
13:48 True, I really liked Mario Kart Wii. Very sad that you can't play online anymore. :(
EDIT: I couldn't afford the Wii U and can't afford the Switch.
There's this really neat thing that exists. It's called Wiimmfi. You should look into it.
Me:the lightweighters may be miniscule and can be trampled like grass, but they accelerate faster than the flash
Heavyweighters:Am i a joke 2 u, i have better bike selections,more inside drift a-
Middleweighters has join the chat