Ranking all 36 Mario Kart Wii Vehicles

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 501

  • @delta_power3049
    @delta_power3049 3 роки тому +756

    Funky Kong Bike Wii, my favorite racing game

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 3 роки тому +44

      Ah yes my favourite Nintendo racing game Funky Kong And Co racing

    • @MasterMario
      @MasterMario 3 роки тому +36

      Funky Bike Wii + Funky’s Fury featuring new Funky mode

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 3 роки тому +14

      @@MasterMario Now featuring Funky Kong from the Donkey Kong Series

    • @delta_power3049
      @delta_power3049 3 роки тому +2

      @@raulphilipgoco403 & Diddy

    • @alface935
      @alface935 3 роки тому +2

      Funky Bike We

  • @insanen3rd212
    @insanen3rd212 3 роки тому +333

    0:08 "huge variety of vehicles"
    And the majority of the community still uses the flame runner

    • @0v3rgr0wn
      @0v3rgr0wn 3 роки тому +58

      It’s easier on the eyes compared to a room full of Wigglers/Scooties.

    • @AlgeArid
      @AlgeArid 2 роки тому +19

      Or mach bike, if they're feeling adventurous

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 2 роки тому +11

      I like the Flame Runner 'cuz it's the Bowser bike...

    • @nortjr
      @nortjr Рік тому +5

      @@AlgeArid or the spear if they are feeling rambunctious

    • @AlgeArid
      @AlgeArid Рік тому +2

      @@nortjr I'm partial to the sneakster myself

  • @honk9643
    @honk9643 3 роки тому +208

    3:01 mario kart wii physics moment

  • @spartanretro
    @spartanretro 3 роки тому +241

    I’ve been playing Mario kart for over a decade, and I didn’t know half of these vehicles existed

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @natlus_
      @natlus_ 3 роки тому +14

      Just say you didn’t unlock any vehicles.

    • @pluxyio
      @pluxyio 3 роки тому +3

      No one did

    • @natlus_
      @natlus_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@pluxyio i did 😰

    • @pluxyio
      @pluxyio 3 роки тому +3

      @@natlus_ you what? :O

  • @thrillstudios616
    @thrillstudios616 3 роки тому +93

    I’m part of the kart minority. I usually play Luigi on Standard Kart, and it make you feel more accomplished when you beat flame runners and mach bikes.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +34

      Dude you're an absolute legend if you use the standard kart!!

    • @Jellyman1129
      @Jellyman1129 3 роки тому +8

      I use my Mii in the Flame Flyer. It has the exact same stats as the Flame Runner and the flames and engine look badass! 😆🔥

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 роки тому +5

      yea I grew up on Mario Kart 64/Double Dash/DS so I was used to the outside drift of the karts and it was really hard to readjust lol

    • @aidyplays1013
      @aidyplays1013 2 роки тому +2

      I'm part of the kart minority too, and so far, my favourite bike is the Wario bike because it's easy to adjust to.
      Edit: I usually just have Luigi on the Wild Wing.

    • @war1011
      @war1011 Місяць тому

      Always found Mario + Superblooper fun

  • @cullenhutchison6528
    @cullenhutchison6528 3 роки тому +146

    The thing about the Zip Zip is that it is used in a TAS world record and may eventually take over RTA as well...

    • @kogmawmain8872
      @kogmawmain8872 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't it used in 2 TAS BKTs? rSL Glitch flap and rDKJP glitch 3 laps

    • @cullenhutchison6528
      @cullenhutchison6528 3 роки тому +1

      @@kogmawmain8872 I don't know actually, I don't really keep up with flap BKTs.

    • @johnmoore8627
      @johnmoore8627 3 роки тому

      Which one?

    • @cullenhutchison6528
      @cullenhutchison6528 3 роки тому

      @@johnmoore8627 DK Jungle Parkway glitch

    • @miloreinhart
      @miloreinhart 2 роки тому +7

      And it currently has the RTA world record on shy guy beach....

  • @superexecuter630
    @superexecuter630 3 роки тому +51

    “When you think of Mario Kart Wii you think of funky Kong on the flame runner”
    Me who plays as Dry Bowser on the Offroader: pathetic

  • @legoclayface
    @legoclayface 9 місяців тому +14

    Unpopular opinion: the Phantom is actually a decent bike. Sure, it's an outside drifter with a low drift stat, but all you have to do is start drifting earlier than you would an inside drift bike and you can easily work around this. The bike also features a solid balance of speed and acceleration, making it unnecessary to do a stop boost after you've been hit with an item. I won many races using the bike even on tracks with tight turns, people just don't know how to properly use the bike.

  • @SuperMarioPlushMasters
    @SuperMarioPlushMasters 3 роки тому +76

    I dont know if it’s been said, but it’s Called the Wario bike because it’s from WarioWare, I series of games where Wario is a biker. You can see more of this in super smash bros Where he has his biker outfit, and his side special attack is him on the Wario Bike.

    • @keyanboker7033
      @keyanboker7033 3 роки тому +1

      Why is tjere no game to waluigi thats just mean

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 3 роки тому

      @Deadly Duck The closest we had was Psycho Waluigi but that's fanmade

    • @10-volt
      @10-volt 2 роки тому +2

      No true warioware fan thinks waluigi should be in it, he just doesn’t fit

    • @BabzaiWWP
      @BabzaiWWP 2 роки тому +3

      wario should of had his biker outfit when on bikes like how the princesses do

  • @MKWahPhil
    @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому +113

    My list:
    36: Jetsetter
    35: Phantom
    34: Bit Bike
    33: Standard Bike S
    32: Baby Booster
    31: Cheep Charger
    30: Standard Bike M
    29: Sugarscoot
    28: Zip Zip
    27: Standard Kart S
    26: Wario Bike
    25: Daytripper
    24: Classic Dragster
    23: Tiny Titan
    22: Offroader
    21: Sprinter
    20: Standard Kart M
    19: Standard Bike L
    18: Standard Kart L
    17: Quacker
    16: Piranha Prowler
    15: Blue Falcon
    14: Super Blooper
    13: Flame Flyer
    12: Jet Bubble
    11: Shooting Star
    10: Mini Beast
    9: Honey Coupe
    8: Wild Wing
    7: Spear
    6: Dolphin Dasher
    5: Magikruiser
    4: Sneakster
    3: Bullet Bike
    2: Mach Bike
    1: Flame Runner
    This list's focus is on how good a vehicle is online. Time Trials, how it looks, and other things don't effect this list.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +16

      Awesome list man!!

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 2 роки тому +7

      I dont agree with jetsetter being the worst vehicle

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 2 роки тому +4

      its viable on automatic

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 2 роки тому +4

      @@gunner201 It's better on automatic but very far from "viable"

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 2 роки тому +6

      @@MKWahPhil Well from my own personal experience i have gotten top spots with this vehicle online even in good rooms

  • @keyanboker7033
    @keyanboker7033 3 роки тому +32

    1:17 spitting straight fax

  • @Ideabot_69
    @Ideabot_69 3 роки тому +17

    My favorite combo to use when I played casually back in the day was Waluigi on the Wario Bike.
    It's so funny seeing that magnificent lanky bastard riding a motorcycle that was custom-built for Wario, whose legs are like 1/6 as long as Waluigi's.

    • @zer0_iz_d34d
      @zer0_iz_d34d Рік тому +1

      Same, except I used King Boo with it because I loved his goofy laugh when I was a kid

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 2 роки тому +10

    Why Do People not appreciate The Honeycoupe? It has great Speed, Weight, Drift, and Mini-Turbo. It's Legitimately op.

  • @dahomeboi9759
    @dahomeboi9759 3 роки тому +27

    Imo, the Magikruiser is the most fun to use because of the off road and it being an inside drift bike.

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 2 роки тому +9

    Dolphin Dasher actually had a world record before on mushroom gorge for 1 day btw.

  • @lrodshrek6086
    @lrodshrek6086 Рік тому +11

    The zip zip roasts aged poorly

  • @zesnowpea6347
    @zesnowpea6347 6 місяців тому +7

    I feel like I’m undergoing the Mandela effect, because I could’ve sworn that this game had a tractor as a vehicle you could use

    • @ryanbell6545
      @ryanbell6545 4 місяці тому +1

      Could be the tiny titan getting mixed up in your memory

    • @friskycalibri2293
      @friskycalibri2293 3 місяці тому +2

      It could also be language related. The Rally Romper's spanish name is Minitractor.

    • @lolicon4
      @lolicon4 Місяць тому

      that's mkds

    • @StainedGlassLamp
      @StainedGlassLamp 17 днів тому

      You're thinking of Mario Kart DS. I think that it's Waluigi's kart.

  • @gamecubeplayer
    @gamecubeplayer 3 роки тому +24

    i love the wild wing and i use it on wiimmfi

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +4

      That's awesome man!!

  • @mablem487
    @mablem487 2 роки тому +5

    Who's here after the Rapide got a world record? (Shy Guy Beach Glitch)

  • @LoganverseS1
    @LoganverseS1 27 днів тому +2

    Funky Flame Runner is the Waluigi Wiggler/Yoshi Teddy of this game. I like it, but I see it so much online that I drop it down on my list

  • @MontagnaMagica
    @MontagnaMagica 3 роки тому +11

    Dolphin Dasher is criminally-underrated on this list.

    • @petitpanierdosier3206
      @petitpanierdosier3206 3 роки тому +5

      Yes but a lot of people don't really know anything about the stats of the vehicles and characters. The same who will say walluigi gives you drift boost lmao...

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 роки тому

      It's almost as good (if not as good) as the Magikruiser on a course like Shy Guy Beach

    • @MontagnaMagica
      @MontagnaMagica 3 роки тому +1

      @@markymark443 Yes, and online, that extra weight comes in handy versus the Magikruiser.

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 роки тому

      @@petitpanierdosier3206 Yes it is really frustrating when people use the actual stat bars to make claims for stats

    • @petitpanierdosier3206
      @petitpanierdosier3206 3 роки тому

      @@campbellblock3061 or the yellow orange red chart when you type mkwii stats on google image lol

  • @blibblab222
    @blibblab222 3 роки тому +6

    considering i’m only 13 and grew up with the PAL version of the game, i’m happy that someone else actually knows the names of them. you never see anyone calling it the bowser bike. always the flame runner (but flame runner does sound better)

    • @djbreadx
      @djbreadx 3 роки тому +1

      finally another pal player!

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 3 роки тому

      No one calls it the booster seat anyway, everyone calls it the baby booster

    • @djbreadx
      @djbreadx 3 роки тому

      @@FigureFarter yeah booster seat is a dumb name, its one of the few times where the pal name is better. Also which name do you prefer, shooting star or twinkle star?

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 3 роки тому

      @@djbreadx Either is good

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 3 роки тому

      @@djbreadx B Dasher MK 2 is miles ahead of Sprinter though.

  • @classyconor
    @classyconor 3 роки тому +7

    You said exactly how awful the jetsetter is - someone needed to! I love how you said the rest of the stats were non-existent!

  • @justuswalker8179
    @justuswalker8179 3 дні тому +1

    Bro just violated outside drift.

  • @hyperauto1240
    @hyperauto1240 11 місяців тому +3

    Such an old game, yet still very fun to play. Wild Wing was my very first vehicle of choice back when I started playing the game. I just unlocked the Sprinter and Mii Outfit B yesterday, after many years of playing it. I thought it could be as good as the Wild Wing, but I just couldn't drift it as well in 150cc, which I totally understand it belongs to the same class as Blue Falcon and Jetsetter, and it still averages out pretty decently, depending on how fast I wanted to go in that thing. Zip Zip, I thought is more close towards the standard bikes, though with more offroad but way less drift. Here is My List:
    36. Jetsetter
    35. Daytripper
    34. Wario Bike
    33. Phantom
    32. Booster Seat
    31. Sugarscoot
    30. Bit Bike
    29. Zip Zip
    28. Super Blooper
    27. Standard Kart L
    26. Standard Kart M
    25. Standard Kart S
    24. Sprinter
    23. Standard Bike L
    22. Standard Bike M
    21. Standard Bike S
    20. Offroader
    19. Piranha Prowler
    18. Blue Falcon
    17. Tiny Titan
    16. Shooting Star
    15. Dolphin Dasher
    14. Jet Bubble
    13. Flame Flyer
    12. Honey Coupe
    11. Mini Beast
    10. Classic Dragster
    9. Cheep Charger
    8. Sneakster
    7. Spear
    6. Quacker
    5. Magikruiser
    4. Wild Wing
    3. Bullet Bike
    2. Mach Bike
    1. Flame Runner
    Definitely agree with top 4 for sure!

  • @cookiehawk
    @cookiehawk 3 місяці тому +1

    3:00 I didn’t even know you could do that with a bullet 💀

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 2 роки тому +3

    every car ranked:
    (Worst)
    18. Jetsetter
    17. Sprinter / B Dasher MK 2
    16. Baby Booster / Booster Seat
    15. Cheep Charger
    14. Super Blooper / Turbo Blooper
    (Mediocre)
    13. Offroader
    12. Blue Falcon
    11. Classic Dragster / Nostalgia 1
    10. Pirahna Prowler
    9. Standard Car S
    8. Standard Car L
    7. Standard Car M
    6. Daytripper
    (Good)
    5. Tiny Titan / Rally Romper
    4. Mini Beast / Concerto
    3. Flame Flyer
    (Great)
    2. Wild Wing
    1. Honeycoupe / Dragonetti

  • @waluigibinladen7859
    @waluigibinladen7859 2 роки тому +2

    My jam back in the day was Waluigi or dry bowser on the bowser bike

  • @CherryColaCake
    @CherryColaCake 7 днів тому +1

    UPDATE
    2 years ago, we got a Zip Zip world record on shy guy beach glitch

  • @craigstephenson7676
    @craigstephenson7676 3 роки тому +11

    Standard bike is underrated IMO it’s the best of the outside drift bikes (best of the worst but still)

    • @rossduncan9516
      @rossduncan9516 3 роки тому +3

      The standard bikes are definitely up there. I'd say the shooting star is the best outside-drift bike tho simply due to its favourable stat-spread whereas the standard bikes are... well, standard.

    • @s1kicks
      @s1kicks 3 роки тому

      @@rossduncan9516 agreed, only if The Shooting Star was an inside drifting bike it would be top tier

    • @rossduncan9516
      @rossduncan9516 3 роки тому +1

      @@s1kicks No doubt. Bullet Bike level at least, possibly even on par with the Mach. Can compete on turns with drift and MT and it doesn't lose as much time off of ramps due to being a Heavyweight vehicle. Lower speed than both is really the only issue.

    • @s1kicks
      @s1kicks 3 роки тому

      @@rossduncan9516 facts, you actually can get a mod to make the shooting star inside drift but idk how to get that mod lmao

    • @iSkully99
      @iSkully99 3 роки тому

      I quite like the standard bike. I always used it back in online battle modes so got really familiar with it that way.

  • @grannest5050
    @grannest5050 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly I think you should mention the Flame Flyer Acceleration stat. When you play it sometimes you litteraly want to charge a mini turbo after a shock or just hitting a wall because its accel is soooo trash ! Good list and arguments btw I've enjoyed the video ^^

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Thank you fella. The acceleration stat for me isn’t that important since if you charge a mini turbo after you won’t lose too much time. If you couldn’t charge a mini turbo then yeah the acceleration stat would be a big problem with some vehicles

    • @georgehunter2175
      @georgehunter2175 3 роки тому +1

      @@Zakziko In my opinion, its acceleration is so poor that it feels like stand still mini turbos are necessary even after slipping on a banana or after a shock. Probably just my irritation with how slow it is to speed up after losing half its speed but still. Enjoyed the vid tho!

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 3 дні тому

    You will never catch me rocking anything other than Wario on the Wario Bike because I will forever be Mario kart Wii’s biggest troll. I’m not always out there to win, I’m out there to have fun. And using the greedy bastard on his very own bike makes me feel like Wario himself.

  • @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton
    @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 3 роки тому +2

    When I was younger long ago I never knew the Flame Flyer was the best kart in the game but remember using Funky on the kart all the time

  • @ShiftyGuy777
    @ShiftyGuy777 3 роки тому +2

    11:11 Glad to see my favorite vehicle this high on the list. Waluigi does indeed help Flame Flyer's issue.

  • @christiangrant4357
    @christiangrant4357 3 роки тому +1

    Zakziko: the dolphin dasher is more like an offroad vehicle Magikruiser: am I a joke to you?

  • @Iamverykarpy
    @Iamverykarpy Місяць тому +1

    seeing you do standstills with vehicles with amazing acceleration like the classic dragster caused me physical pain, also justice for the wario bike and zip zip i think theyre cool

  • @redscorpion9411
    @redscorpion9411 2 роки тому +1

    Since I’m a Kart guy in Mario Kart, I’ve used the Wild Wing as my vehicle of choice. Sometimes I’ve beaten my brother in a bike with the Wild Wing!

  • @campbellblock3061
    @campbellblock3061 3 роки тому +12

    I would put zip zip at least mid tier since it has two tas bkts currently (although for joke reasons lol)
    Additionally, quacker actually has rr glitch because of the wheel placement on the hitbox; weight alone has no effect in time trials.

  • @electricboi9319
    @electricboi9319 3 роки тому +3

    Accurate list. Tho I will always and forever stay true to my man Toad and the amazing Minibeast! My favorite combination

  • @anthonycote-girard5941
    @anthonycote-girard5941 11 місяців тому +1

    The best kart looking is for me the Wild Wing (so perfect)

  • @AldyBoi1
    @AldyBoi1 3 роки тому +5

    Amazing video! I liked how you used more aspects than just the stats alone but including stuff like popularity. Keep it up!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Thank you dude!!

    • @kart5486
      @kart5486 2 роки тому

      Hey@@Zakziko , was wondering if I could clip the part where you said that the MK8 vehicles feel too similar, 'cause I'm making a MK8 mod, and wanted to include this part in my first YT vid.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  2 роки тому

      @@kart5486 Of course bro

  • @MarouaneTF
    @MarouaneTF 3 роки тому +3

    There is no way i just saw the dolphin dasher below the jet bubble

  • @BiggusJakeus
    @BiggusJakeus 2 роки тому +2

    Am I the only person who likes outside drift bikes?

  • @Euro.Patriot
    @Euro.Patriot Місяць тому

    Toadette with the magikruiser was so fun because it could drift offroad.

  • @boop53
    @boop53 Рік тому +1

    my fave vehicles are Turbo Blooper and Dolphin Dasher

  • @StormySharki
    @StormySharki 3 роки тому +2

    I beat all of my dads time trials with bowser junior and the sneaker, while he used funky Kong and the flame runner, i was about 8 years old lol and knew nothing about Mario kart Wii’s meta

  • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
    @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 2 роки тому +4

    My Vehicle Ranking
    36th: Bit Bike (ODB)
    35th: Booster Seat (K)
    34th: Cheep Charger (K)
    33rd: Zip Zip (ODB)
    32nd: Sugarscoot (ODB)
    31st: Daytripper (K)
    30th: Classic Dragster (K)
    29th: Sprinter (K)
    28th: Wario Bike (ODB)
    27th: Phantom (ODB)
    26th: Offroader (K)
    25th: Jetstetter (K)
    24th: Standard Bike S (ODB)
    23rd: Standard Kart S (K)
    22nd: Tiny Titan (K)
    21st: Blue Falcon (K)
    20th: Quacker (IDB)
    19th: Mini Beast (K)
    18th: Standard Bike M (ODB)
    17th: Standard Kart M (K)
    16th: Standard Bike L (ODB)
    15th: Standard Kart L (K)
    14th: Shooting Star (ODB)
    13th: Super Blooper (K)
    12th: Jet Bubble (IDB)
    11th: Piranha Prowler (K)
    10th: Dolphin Dasher (IDB)
    9th: Magikruiser (IDB)
    8th: Sneakster (IDB)
    7th: Wild Wing (K)
    6th: Honeycoupe (K)
    5th: Flame Flyer (K)
    4th: Spear (IDB)
    3rd: Bullet Bike (IDB)
    2nd: Mach Bike (IDB)
    1st: Flame Runner (IDB)

  • @joannatravers5682
    @joannatravers5682 Рік тому +1

    The nostalgia 😢

  • @familybroakajonny
    @familybroakajonny 4 місяці тому +1

    My favorite combo: Diddy Kong in the Sneakster
    Unpopular opinion: Outside drifting is better for me, since I use karts too not just karts

  • @mapIetheplayfull
    @mapIetheplayfull Місяць тому +2

    oh so we’re counting looks aswell huh? Quacker #1 instantly

  • @Mullkaw
    @Mullkaw 3 роки тому +2

    A few MKWii vehicle facts not mentioned in the video (a lot are pulled from mariowiki, but 🤫):
    Zip Zip/Rapide: has the highest off-road (62) of any medium size vehicle (it was mentioned that it was the 3rd best, the first two are both small vehicles.
    Sugarscoot/Bon Bon: has the same speed (32) as the goddamn Quacker: a vehicle known for having very poor speed
    Wario Bike: Design directly from the WarioWare series; highest handling (56) of any large vehicle. Handling *is* useful for outside drifting vehicles, as they can't rely on their drift for quick maneuvering
    Phantom: Has the single lowest drift stat in the game, which is surprising, because you would expect a kart to hold that title. Also has the same off road (56) as the Dolphin Dasher: a vehicle known for having good off-road
    Bit Bike: The vehicle with the lowest speed (25) in the game.
    Booster Seat/Baby Booster: The _kart_ with the lowest speed (27) in the game. The kart counterpart to the Bit Bike, except the Bit Bike can wheelie, so this may as well be the game's slowest vehicle.
    Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper: Correction: it has the third lowest drift (21), not the second. Bottom two are the Offroader (18) and the aforementioned Phantom (17).
    Blue Falcon: Design directly from the F-Zero vehicle of the same name. As F-Zero is known for speed, MKWii's Blue Falcon is also the fastest small kart, having the same speed stat as the Flame Runner (60)
    Tiny Titan/Rally Romper: it should come as no surprise that it is the kart with the highest off-road. I mean look at those tires, did you really think any kind of terrain would slow it down? lmao
    Mini Beast/Concerto: The kart with the highest mini-turbo (64) in the game. Anyone who has used it can tell you that its super mini turbo lasts for eons. Its mini-turbo is part of what gives it the kart BKTs it has.
    Flame Runner/Bowser Bike: The Japanese name of this vehicle is the スーパーバウザー _Super Bowser_ which is one of the few instances of Bowser's international name being used in a game's Japanese video.
    Cool video mate!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Wow I missed a lot of things haha

  • @SeaOfPixels
    @SeaOfPixels 2 роки тому +4

    Jetsetter/Sprinter/Blue Falcon are automatic karts, don't use them on manual. They are pretty good when using automatic, though it's a whole new style of gameplay you have to learn. Once you learn how to handle them, they are between the best manual karts and the worst inside drift bikes as far as viability goes.

    • @friskycalibri2293
      @friskycalibri2293 3 місяці тому

      Only the Aero Glider and B-Dasher Mk.2 are better in auto. The Blue Falcon actually has a usable miniturbo stat.

    • @SeaOfPixels
      @SeaOfPixels 3 місяці тому

      @@friskycalibri2293 It's close, but a part of what I was saying was that those were good Auto karts, and there are better karts than Blue Falcon if you want to use Manual.

    • @friskycalibri2293
      @friskycalibri2293 3 місяці тому

      @@SeaOfPixels Fair Enough. It's also character dependant too, so the auto/manual viability fluctuates.

  • @kingdice9642
    @kingdice9642 2 роки тому +2

    That looks like the bowser bike (is there even a vehicle in the game called flame runner?)

  • @Cramped13
    @Cramped13 Рік тому +1

    My list:
    36: jetsetter
    35: phantom
    34-32: standard bikes
    31: zip zip
    30: sugarscoot
    29: wario bike
    28-26: standard karts
    25: bit bike
    24: super blooper
    23: off-roader
    22: booster seat
    21: tiny titan
    20: cheep charger
    19: blue falcon
    18: daytripper
    17: classic dragster
    16: sneakster
    15: piranha prowler
    14: jet bubble
    13: sprinter
    12: shooting star
    11: flame flyer
    10: Magikruiser
    9: honey coupe
    8: wild want
    7: mini beast
    6: Dolphin dashser
    5: Quacker
    4: Spear
    3: Mach bike
    2: bullet bike
    1: flame runner
    This focuses on stats and stats only

  • @satusinha6126
    @satusinha6126 2 роки тому +2

    how dare you not say the pal name for flame runner

  • @elkarlo1593
    @elkarlo1593 3 роки тому +1

    I almost always choose the vehicle based on appearance, and that's why I modded my Mario kart Wii
    I have Rosalina on the Wario Car from Double Dash, Rambi Rally from Mario Kart DS, and Ralph's Wrecking Truck from Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed

  • @peke6987
    @peke6987 3 роки тому +2

    seeing the "fat guy!" mii brings back so much memories...

  • @thompso2347
    @thompso2347 9 місяців тому +1

    It’s funny cause I always won using the #1 &2 both never failed me

  • @handsomeorange198
    @handsomeorange198 Рік тому +2

    I am VERY surprised the Jetsetter and Phantom werent at the very bottom... they are easily agreed to be the worst kart and bikes

  • @Tom-vx7qh
    @Tom-vx7qh 3 роки тому +2

    "the name is a mouthful"
    Yeah that's what happens when you say "B Dasher Em Kay Two"
    It's the "B Dasher Mark Two" my man

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Oh crap never realised that lmao

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому

      Lol I always thought the MK would mean Mario Kart and I always got confused because there's no Mario Kart 2 xD

  • @CherryColaCake
    @CherryColaCake 3 роки тому +2

    When I think of MKWii...
    I think of Yoshi-Wild Wing

  • @elboyouc2
    @elboyouc2 2 роки тому +1

    When I was a young kid I mained the mach bike not knowing it was one of the best vehicles in the game lol

  • @ad4lat
    @ad4lat 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve watched this video about 3 times already man

  • @nicholasrehmeier3273
    @nicholasrehmeier3273 Рік тому +1

    In my opinion the wild wing and the offroader are both my favorites in the game

    • @Gex8202
      @Gex8202 Рік тому +1

      The Offroader is actually pretty good, its only the speed stat which kinda holds its back

    • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
      @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 11 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@Gex8202The Offroader has awful drift and a huge hitbox. Those also hold it back, and Drift is one the most important stats in the game.

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 роки тому +1

    But I love the Daytripper
    :c

  • @agentblackbird9435
    @agentblackbird9435 3 роки тому +1

    *Sobs in being former Zip Zip main* 🥲
    I have a soft spot for it because of that and it arguably being one of if not the most forgotten vehicle in the game like you said

  • @Real21Gamer
    @Real21Gamer 2 роки тому +1

    Funky and Daisy Bike Wii, my favourite racing game

  • @samuelzackrisson8865
    @samuelzackrisson8865 Місяць тому

    it's funny how the phantom has the wr on rainbow road now

  • @Tsunderebolt
    @Tsunderebolt 3 роки тому +3

    jetsetter main here, its best when paired with a character with a mini turbo bonus, like the mii, rosalina, and especially dry bowser and wario
    it makes the goldens feel significantly stronger, and yeah, its a hard vehicle to master, but once you get the hang of using it, you'll be surprised at just how well it competes online (provided no items screw you over)
    i'd suggest practicing with 100cc before going back to 150cc
    also, some turns like the super sharp turn on snes mario circuit 3, you'll need to go outward, start a drift, and immediately cancel and hop into a 2nd drift to make it without slowing down
    you could also use it on auto for much more mobility, but with auto you'll probably want funky kong (i suck at auto lol)

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Wow dude huge respect to you for maining the jetsetter. I would love to see you do some races on that!!

    • @Tsunderebolt
      @Tsunderebolt 3 роки тому

      i could race with you some point if you wanted

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Yeah I will hopefully set up a discord one day and we can make it happen

    • @CrisWas_Taken
      @CrisWas_Taken 3 роки тому

      Jetsetter sucks but not bottom 5, but you’re pretty much forced to use characters with a mt bonus since u already have so much speed. Double drifting helps but its drift is still bad and the jetsetter can’t grip the ground to save its life. Gets hit by back items easliy. Jetsetter is not the worst vehicle all in all.

    • @Tsunderebolt
      @Tsunderebolt 3 роки тому +1

      @@CrisWas_Taken i believe the jetsetter has the 10th best overall times in time trials, it can definitely compete online with enough practice
      unfortunately people like troy toting it as the worst vehicle ever has given it a bad reputation

  • @jinh605
    @jinh605 7 місяців тому

    the fact that the zip zip has a world record now is crazy. this game is so crazy.

  • @aidankerrigan5640
    @aidankerrigan5640 3 роки тому +2

    Kinda offended that the baby booster was ranked so low

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +1

      LOL sorry mate

  • @SansioKongCountry
    @SansioKongCountry 3 роки тому +1

    Aye, great video you made here lad! I don't play competitively but I've played this game for a LOOOOONG time, and even played online a bit when it was still up! I was not keen on what vehicle was best and just used what I wanted to that day lol. Nowadays I know much more and I definitely main Funky with either the Flame Runner or Flame Flyer, not just because he's basically the best character stats wise, but also personality wise lol.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Yeah man Funky kong is such a legendary character

  • @Coop-su5zt
    @Coop-su5zt 3 роки тому +3

    Nice list 👍 I agree with this list for the most part but also another reason the flame runner is the best is because of its hit box to do glitches such as bowsers castle’s one

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому

      I think the main reason why the Flame Runner is the best vehicle is because it's the only inside drifting bike that has great speed, weight, drift and mini turbo which are the most important stats.

    • @Coop-su5zt
      @Coop-su5zt 3 роки тому

      Yes I agree but this stat also is a good but less then op

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 роки тому

      Mach bike’s hitbox is better at bc glitch though

  • @fakebox7337
    @fakebox7337 3 роки тому +1

    Really nice video! Definitely gonna subscribe. I main Baby Luigi + Mini Beast so it's nice to see it up somewhat high on the list.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Thanks man yeah I love it when people main karts!!

    • @fakebox7337
      @fakebox7337 3 роки тому

      @@Zakziko Yeah I main karts becauss they are very fun to use. Bikes are fun to use as well but when I win the Mini Beast, I feel overjoyed because its a lot harder to win with it. Not to mention, orange mini-turbos are so satisfying to pull off. I don't know why but I've always loved pulling off mini-turbos and just drifting a lot.

    • @cloudythewolf5449
      @cloudythewolf5449 3 місяці тому

      Honestly my fave combo. Baby Luigi with the Mini-Beast
      Either that or the Bullet Bike

  • @clemont-ib6pl
    @clemont-ib6pl 2 місяці тому

    just wait til he finds out the zip zip got a world record on shy guy beach

  • @holdendempsey.6330
    @holdendempsey.6330 2 роки тому +1

    My Favorite Bike's:
    Flame runner/Bowser bike.
    Mach bike.
    Bullet bike.
    My favorite kart's:
    Flame Fryer.
    Wild wing.
    Mini beast.

  • @sixarmedpsycho_9
    @sixarmedpsycho_9 5 місяців тому +1

    The Dolphin Dasher will forever be the bike of my heart. I loved that bike!

  • @cyberdemon6517
    @cyberdemon6517 2 місяці тому

    12:05 the wild wing is based on the peugeot 206

  • @eow4317
    @eow4317 7 місяців тому +1

    Shooting Star is best, Rosalina swag 4ever

  • @harduken5248
    @harduken5248 3 роки тому

    yes
    indeed

  • @danielapirisi6243
    @danielapirisi6243 Рік тому +1

    13:01 not only that but this veichle has the best miniturbo in the entire game (even if miniturbo dosen't matter, just let me have this

  • @papakelso
    @papakelso 3 роки тому +1

    8:58 is that you Steven Hyde?

  • @mythicalrock2486
    @mythicalrock2486 Рік тому +1

    only about like 10 vehicles are in this game, everything else is a bonus

  • @cabbage72
    @cabbage72 2 місяці тому +1

    Why did you put outside drift bikes much lower than karts with similar stats

  • @MKWahPhil
    @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому +3

    Great list for the most part, I would only chage some things (I'm mostly looking at stats):
    In my opinion the Jetsetter and the Phantom are by far the worst vehicles.
    I don't think the Wild Wing should be at number 4. In my opinion it should be at number 8 or someting like that and right behind it I would place the Mini Beast, Honey Coupe and Flame Flyer.
    My list of inside drifting bikes looks like this:
    9: Quacker
    8: Jet Bubble
    7: Spear
    6: Dolphin Dasher
    5: Magikruiser
    4: Sneakster
    3: Bullet Bike
    2: Mach Bike
    1: Bowser Bike
    Other then those points I agree with your list. Great job!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому

      Yeah if the list was mostly based on stats than you are correct. I feel like the Spear would at least be top 5 inside drifting bikes though.

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 роки тому +1

      Interesting putting magikruiser ahead of dolphin dasher. It is better on rsl and sgb, but it has lower speed and drift for other tracks

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому +1

      @@campbellblock3061 Yeah I can't really decide which one's better. Dolphin Dasher might be better honestly.

  • @dark_galaxy73
    @dark_galaxy73 3 роки тому +2

    you monster, sugarscoot is in my top 5.

  • @yolojocolo5523
    @yolojocolo5523 5 місяців тому

    One big reason I like mk wii karts a lot is because of how many you have to earn with grand pris and time travels instead of just getting coins or just starting with almost everything.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +1

    I used to use the standart L bile, realised my mistake way too late

  • @DeathGamer-8200
    @DeathGamer-8200 3 роки тому +1

    Also, the game doesn't die because of what you say at the beginning, it's broken(a speedrun reason), having a course as a meme(coconut mall), and more.

  • @alfieseddon7910
    @alfieseddon7910 15 днів тому

    Funny how the worst rated vehicle on this list actually has a WR time trial

  • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
    @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 2 роки тому +1

    I bet if the Phantom and Zip Zip had better speed and drift, and if they had inside drift, they wouldn't be the laughing stocks of Mario Kart Wii anymore. Similarly, if the Shooting Star had inside drift, it would easily compete with the Flame Runner, and if the Jet Bubble had similar stats to the Sneakster and Spear, it being the fastest small bike (just as the Blue Falcon is the fastest small vehicle) would allow it to compete with the aforementioned vehicles.

  • @Sedral
    @Sedral 3 роки тому +2

    Mariokart wii would be so balanced if inside drift was removed

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +1

      If there were no inside drift bikes then the game would have died ages ago

    • @reason9262
      @reason9262 3 роки тому +1

      It would also be far worse

  • @nikideca
    @nikideca 3 роки тому +3

    Underrated video :)

  • @thespearmeister2251
    @thespearmeister2251 Рік тому

    I wonder how this list would look nowadays, with vehicles like the Shooting Star and the Zip Zip having WR's, snd the fotmer kicking so much ass in the TAS scene that it allowed Spear to almost supercede Flame Runner in BKT count.

  • @LivPC
    @LivPC Рік тому

    I will forever defend my Toad in Magikruiser choice, what a great combo

  • @Shinotheblackcat
    @Shinotheblackcat Місяць тому

    The only thing i like about the daytripper is the reference to the beatles song(idk if it was intended or not).

  • @dylansantos1643
    @dylansantos1643 5 місяців тому

    I believe that the Nostalgia 1 cart was meant to reverence the b dasher from DS

  • @myce4607
    @myce4607 3 роки тому +1

    Godc

  • @danielhuszar2248
    @danielhuszar2248 3 роки тому +1

    This was such a cool video to watch.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 роки тому +1

      Thanks homie

  • @Feesh6
    @Feesh6 2 роки тому

    Finally a Mario kart tier list that ranks with pretty points