I have a girlfriend even though I'm a kappa, what about you guys? / manbo-p

Japanese musician, manbo-p.
Vocal : GUMI
Music & Lyrics & Video : Yoh Takahashi
【twitter】(Japanese): / takahashi_manbo
【instagram】 (English) : / manbop_takahashi
Character design : Tsukasa Ryugu
【twitter】 : / manbou_ane
【Website】：manbo-p.com
【Manbo-p Store】：manbo-p.booth.pm/
【Spotify】：open.spotify.com/artist/3TZxC...
【Apple Music】： / %e5%ae%b6%e3%81%ae%e8%...
【Translators】
English & Spanish : Rain
Portuguese, French & German : Akane
Chinese(Traditional) : Yuki
Chinese(Simplified) : Karin
Korean : RuBisCO302
Russian : Sakurei
Vietnamese : Vaff
Turkish : Geewadda
Indonesia : Tiara
Luqya : Arabic
Esperanto : Ĝaĵangioli'

[@gamegirl8722]

I can't believe I'm being one upped by a kappa.

[@potatopie7356]

Same

[@darkphoenix9650]

Same

[@suigintouchan8774]

Same

[@mechucat]

Same

[@nomefake4401]

Same lol

[@TauDel]

The way that one character is a fully articulate model and the other just slides across the ground really cracks me up.

[@manbo-p]

動画頑張って作ったので高評価押しまくってください。
-----歌詞------
このドアが開く瞬間が俺の至福の始まりだ
仕事に行ってた彼女のお帰りだ
どうだ、可愛いだろ
繰り返すが俺の彼女だ
さぞ羨ましいだろうな
どれだけラブラブか教えてやるぜ
イチャイチャ遊んでるし
ご飯作ってくれるし
毎日デートしてるし
俺を放っておけないらしい
好かれ過ぎるのも困りものだぜ
もちろん悪くはないけどな
理不尽な世界の中　君を守り抜きたい
一片のちっちゃな疑いもなく運命の人だから
ただ一つ不安を抱いてるとしたら
本当はペットなんじゃないか俺って
本当、甘えん坊だ
いつもベタベタしてくるんだよ
でも　こんな俺たちでもさ
いつでもラブラブってことはないぜ
喧嘩することもある
譲れないこともある
我儘を言われることも
すれ違いは絶えないけど
分かり合ってくのが楽しいのさ
それが恋人ってもんだろ
舞うように浮かれた日々　アドリブのステップ揃えて
幾千にも漂う命の中で出会った二人
いい加減結婚も考えておかなきゃな
赤ん坊の俺でもできるのかな
君がいる　俺がいる
ただそれでいい　あとは些細な話だ
称号はどんな名前だっていい
そばに居られるなら
俺がいて幸せだって思ってるといいな
いつだって君が笑ってますように
いつだってさ

[@rubisco_302]

本当、甘えん坊だ (押しまくりました👍👍👍)

[@ANA-oe7qm]

4回押した！！

[@exynth1a215]

✨pog✨

[@user-mh4bp9pr5z]

押しまくっても高評価は一回しかならない…なぜだ

[@user-vw1ph8qr5s]

@まりなまりな
それ14年前からの不具合らしいよ

[@in___aaa]

kappa-san, i think you're just a pet to her...

[@toonlessstudios7496]

N-no...this...THIS CANNOT BE!

[@toonlessstudios7496]

N
N
n
n
o
o
°
°
°

[@breakes_upploader]

you just envy

[@lifelessdreams60]

Nah bro he’s definitely her bf. I mean who wouldn’t like that hunk

[@alejandroz4048]

or worse in the friendzone

[@elapsedtime8348]

“I’m thinking about getting married even though I’m still a baby”
HOL UP

[@selenhelyos9724]

HOL

[@subquarine]

Come onnn it's just a wholesome child's dream

[@thineevee7345]

🤨📸📸📸

[@MarysMon3]

50年後の自分に会っても次元跳躍しても星が海に沈んでも、恋人はできん…
ただ1つ分かるのは、この歌は素晴らしい。

[@user-vg1nt1zz5o]

ああ　俺も風が吹こうが、作図をしようが、奇跡的にブレーカーをいじってたら声変わりしてもコミュ症だから恋人はできないだろう。しかしコメ主と同じくマンボウpの歌は素晴らしい事は分かる。

[@Cuhad]

Damn, that kappa is flexing so hard on us that he probably became as buff as the one in the previous song.

[@17thVoyager]

"I don't have a girlfriend even though I'm a real person, what about you guys?"

[@evocircuit]

i was expecting a ridiculous twist like in all their other videos, but we just got a nice pleasant song instead. im not complaining, great work as usual

[@BlueSlime_yt]

Lol, me too

[@miaruuu8375]

The only "twist" was probably in the middle, where the Kappa just misunderstands their relationship of being a pet to their owner lol.

[@notaperson7986]

Same

[@official-obama]

the twist is when you research kappas

[@meowmreowmeow]

this feels like a fever dream

[@EdenyEnola]

IT IS a fever dream

[@user-qq3qc1sl1y]

it is accurate

[@miaruuu8375]

At this point, I'm not even surprised

[@pancakura4209]

All of manbo's song are like a fever dream

[@Josuh]

No, this is the kappa dimension

[@zealouscom2487]

This is levels of burn i never knew i needed

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Lmao!

[@user-suzurino]

毎回思うけど最後感動させるの凄いな

[@karasubakuro]

これがいわゆる「末永く爆発しろ」ってやつか

[@xxx_x4]

この人のネタ曲なのにネタ曲じゃない感じめちゃめちゃ好き

[@furiousshadowgaming9615]

Manbo-p just really asked about people's love life.

[@user-gg8ky6xy6g]

一番最後の亀裂みたいの何か気になる…

[@HaranozonoMach]

カッパにすら負けるとは…（血涙）
でも良い曲じゃないか

[@sigure1102]

あっここにも…！
カッパに負けた…

[@user-wn3nu5vy2m]

クソ！負けた！
もういいもん！2次元に潜り込むもん！

[@user-xq3xp2yn6t]

こいつって、暇人なのだろうか？

[@contero]

温かいだけのマンボpさんの曲は始めてだね
独身たちの目線で温か過ぎる気がするんだけど

[@rimi4751]

なんだこのカッパ寿司にしてやろうかって思ったけどいい男じゃねえか

[@user-zakuro1102]

CG初めてじゃない！？！？すご！！！

[@cc-tm3rk]

カッパも女の子も曲もむせるほど可愛いです

[@user-br4mt7cc4q]

首輪の位置が独特😂
カッパちゃん、彼女とお幸せに！

[@10ra_drum]

✕　彼女×彼氏
○　飼い主×ペット

[@maxresdefault3850]

be happy for kapa-bro if he can do it then so can we

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Yes, you all can be my pet!

[@cds2469]

better lovestory than twilight

[@Rlsma]

This mv is so cursed I love it

[@weiour]

переживаю за их отношения больше чем за свои

[@user-iu5um9xr1q]

Уже приходится переживать за отношения пяти пар:
Мясной булочки и девушки,
Пожарного гидранта и девушки,
Каппы и девушки,
Главы ёкаев мафиози с её парнем,
Девочкой которая любит поспорить с поцаном,
(Можно было включить ещё двух, но их пары давно мертвы)
Если так подумать то автор часто создаёт вокалоиды по типу: парни с монстро-девушками но это девушки с монстро-мальчиками 🤔

[@Svinoi_Kosmolet_Legenda]

жиза

[@user-xx3bl3xr2n]

ぉぉおおおすげえ動いてる…！！！
カッパ可愛い！

[@ruuru1788]

congratulate on releasing the music video!! おめでとう🎊

[@Batsurou]

タカハシさんめちゃくちゃ3Dモデル頑張ったんやろうなぁってそこにしか目が行かないけど、サビの空白良すぎてこのコメント消そうか悩んだ()

[@ExtraPawn7]

Just bored of making assignments of college but now vibing to this song😎😎😎

[@incognito_tato]

Ahh, I love how the kappa just electric slides to its desired destinations..

[@Sirasu_dragon]

3Dモデルすご…

[@yanderegirl0666]

"I'm not a pet right?"
Yesn't

[@Aozora210]

Genuinely expected the girl really thinks the kappa is her pet and she loves someone else (is plausible), but this is a really sweet song. Makes me think about a person that's precious for me. 🥺

[@yanderegirl0666]

I think this too. He's a good 'guard dog' to her...

[@stoictraceur4794]

This is on the verge of inspiring.

[@kyra7891]

Why is it so unreal and real at the same time?

[@user-ex4eq6kj2x]

いつまでも幸せであって欲しいが、同時に彼女がサイコデビルであって欲しい

[@nomwee730]

Vocaloid be wildin these days

[@placeholder2924]

1:20 The Hawkish Kappa trained so hard because he couldn't protect his girlfriend as well as his brother. He needed to be stronger.

[@user-zj6md3ds6n]

カッパの首輪が色々と衝撃的過ぎて3度見した

[@user-he8qx4ge1y]

新曲だーーーー！
なんかあのカッパがカッコよく思えてきた（）

[@nitamago-nitamago]

いつもどおりかわいい💞

[@varunbelly8102]

Great stuff as usual man, i love it

[@mixiesticks]

Wholesome!!

[@Metallic_Ashes]

;3; I love this direction for the music and video Manbo-san! Absolutely awesome!

[@h__00x]

傷をえぐってあげるなwww

[@perrilewis180]

This is like how some cockatoos think their owner is their mate.

[@Made-in-koyuking]

Twitterバズって手歌も聞いてくれよなって呟いてるから来たけどめっちゃいい曲やないかーい、クワガタにチョップしか聞いたこと無かったんですけどどの曲も天才的ですね

[@ExoticBankai]

This was so cute !

[@Nyandola]

The "girlfriend" model genuienly scares me

[@smileydonut3011]

Always good song :3

[@fishyfishery]

cg looks a bit janky but looks pretty good

[@miaruuu8375]

I think it's supposed to be that way

[@tizmemc]

Knowing manbo-p, thats prolly intentional

[@fishyfishery]

@@tizmemc damn i havent thought of this song is such a long time

[@Juanthemovie]

man... even a fictional japanese folklore monster has a girlfriend and not me...

[@Bedburrito]

Congrats on ur 200k subs

[@Josuh]

Incredible, incredible

[@MARImar1A]

毎回思うけど、めっちゃ久しぶりにこの姉弟の動画見てるけどさ、この姉弟侮れないよなぁ。

[@user-nz7gg3os2h]

インドネシア語の字幕を提供していただきありがとうございます️

[@vaff1645]

Congrats on the new video Manbo !

[@Dumb_SmileZ]

Bác dịch bài này à?

[@vaff1645]

@@Dumb_SmileZ yep

[@Dumb_SmileZ]

@@vaff1645 UwU idol

[@nickson7466]

Have mercy, I'm dead enough

[@user-oc2ft1ft1t]

2chのスレタイみたいな曲名好き

[@Japanmusic.]

[名正言順の感動]

[@ayumiadvance]

As you can see, this song is great.

[@xxzelda153xx3]

Woomy 💛

[@final1436]

ロロくんの妹みたいで可愛い

[@user-ob4uk8li4l]

イェーーイ！！！！
俺はカッパ以下ぁーー！！！！！！

[@dickus3987]

i really love all manbo p song theyre so funny😂

[@thiagoteixeira9575]

Obrigado por fornecer legendas em português

[@waterteafan9264]

I can't believe it, Kaapaaa

[@maryjones104]

New manbo P upload!

[@mtfepsilon-11ninetailedfox62]

nice

[@jorellgoh]

You really had to do us dirty manbo didnt you

[@kaede_dayo]

カッパの首輪の位置で笑ってしまった

[@thatwulrus]

kappas are very handsome so i am not suprised

[@batfos]

Lmaooo love it

[@dwayneparsons1333]

Congrats Kappa

[@Guggyland]

I'm so jealous

[@shimi2550]

The title hurts me so much for some reason

[@nomefake4401]

She: dont worry its just a kappa
A few seconds latter: 0:00

[@user-de6ic5yd4j]

まあ、俺よりカッパの方が可愛いからしょうがないよね

[@user-is6uh5bs3g]

かっぱのくせに､､､🥲

[@user-hv6cu8bu6g]

幸せならOKです

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

we enter the 3d era of manbo-p

[@Kola_JT]

Kappa is laughs at me

[@xed4858]

I don't know why but this song is hurting me in my heart ;-;

[@misan6194]

Ehh yo, nice one kappa bro .

[@Real_Remilia_Scarlet]

epic

[@seonara_etc]

I just got flexed on by a kappa. Or maybe not? Idk

[@user-dg6mo6tb7r]

俺はいないんだ…

[@not_a_shrimp]

3:11 screamer

[@user-xz5si2of4m]

大切な人は一番近くにいるんだね()

[@lendariamenteofensivo3856]

Orras!!!

[@Viroth666]

ate o kapa tem namorada e eu nao, ate quando isso mundo 😭😭😭😭

[@akanecontrol8859]

Finalmente um brasileiro aqui

[@ryunade8552]

Eae vocês também são BRS ?

[@arthurmalheiros5777]

Brrrrrrrrr

[@somezero7541]

До слёз

[@jesslyn.jovita]

First !

[@potentia16]

klee thats true somehow

[@alihit2433]

حلو

[@arcanedarkling]

Manbo-P really seems to like kappa-
Maybe they should be renamed to.... Kappa-p.

[@user-pl5pn3bt3y]

2:26
ドラゴンレーダーじゃんｗ

[@DanteEhome]

Time to play dead.

[@pppqqaq3867]

2:53 看到瞬間想起clannedED....
害我差點流淚w