I don't know what I was expecting, but "Japanese girl gets Isekai'd to ancient Rome as a turtle, hangs out with famous historical figures and learns about the class struggle" was not one of them. I'm not complaining, mind...
honestly, this is my one and only critique for the whole song because Theodosius' "confessing" should really have been fleshed out into explaining him becoming Christian and declaring eastern Rome a Christian state but its Japan so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@yashobantadash6462 Typical atheist who complains about anything that sounds remotely religious, if you don't care about those things, why complaining then?
Honestly I'd watch an anime like this. Just an Isekai where the main character just can't do shit but also just can't die. Gives room for them to learn that even if they can't accomplish anything themselves, their presence alone can make an impact on those around them.
I come back to listen to this song often... A Japanese vocaloid song about the history of Rome has touched and affected me. I'm neither European nor Japanese, so I have no connection to any of this. And yet!... This is the power of art.
So this is basically the trailer for "I was reborn as a turtle in ancient Rome and now have to think about the meaning of life". David Productions, your turn.
@@abelerculano7565 She disrespected the law set by the government, by using her cellphone. She witnessed how the governors of the most iconic empire tried to make people's lives better. *She now has more respect for laws, because she understands there was a good intent behind some of them.* She won't stupidly break the law again, with this newfound knowlege.
@@abelerculano7565 Honestly, I feel like this "punishment" is just a part of a pun. The official English title for the song is "All Phone Zombies Lead to Rome", a play on a famous proverb "All roads lead to Rome." When you behave like a phone zombie, your eyes are glued to the phone and you're oblivious to everything else. If you walk down a road in this fashion, you might as well end up in Rome (since *all* roads lead to Rome), because you wouldn't pay attention to your surroundings and miss your destination as a result. The punishment is, essentially, a reductio ad absurdum of that concept, with the girl being shown the ultimate consequence of her lifestyle (as far as the pun is concerned, anyway). That said, I have no idea what being a turtle has to do with the punishment.
@@TIE_Productions If you're talking about why they specifically punished her by turning her into a turtle, I don't really have a clue. But I do think that there is some significance to her being a turtle while she was staying in Rome. Throughout her time there, she was mostly saved by the fact that she had a "shell" that could protect her from most dangers. Maybe you could say that the court somehow knew that she would need the shell to effectively "learn"? That would be a pretty big stretch but eh. I still really like how it ties into the last part of the song where Theodosius mentions how humans don't have a shell to protect their backs and have to rely on each other to do so.
"The world is build on people in the past, who fought each other, acknowledged each other, and failed again and again. And I understood we're still halfway." This part really moved me. I think it shows why history is condemned to repeat itself and the thought that we're only halfway is both beautiful and terrifying to me. It means that there's still hope for us, but we sure have a long way to go.
@@AN1_Rock понятное дело, что невозможно, мы плодимся и какждому нужно бороться за место под солнцем. Абсолютный мир будет возможен при очень четком контроле за всем миром, что просто невозможно
What I came here for: phone zombie What I got: an isekai about a girl who gets turned into a turtle in ancient Rome and gradually learns about class and power struggle with a nice moral story that made me cry a little maybe
At first I thought 'Oops I'm a phone zombie, I might be in trouble--' But if I get a history lesson full of feels like this as a result, it doesn't feel so bad :'D Thanks for the subtitles! ☆
歩きスマホは駄目だよって歌かと思ったら、世界史だった。
Yeah bro we can hear the song. Put a sock in it.
same bro
@@c4p4p94i finally grasped the song after reading the comment, thank you
ㅋㅋㅋ 동의
「誰もが幸せになる方法が 」のとこからの鳥肌やばい
初見 「ネタかな? 聞いたあと いい曲しゃねーか」
常連 「どうせまた泣かせてくるんだろーな 聞いたあと やっぱりか」
いい曲しゃねーか
いい曲しゃねーか
いい曲しゃねーか
いい曲しゃねーか
いい曲しゃねーか
ローマの歴史だけでなく、「歴史は現代に続いていること」「人類の歴史は現在も未完であること」という歴史そのものについても取り扱っていて驚きました。これはまさに歴史に残る名曲です。
“We, human don’t have a shell. So we need somebody to have our back” - this song made me learn it
I don't even care they sent me to Rom or turn me into a Turtle
Oooooh, so *that's* what it said. Guess it was a mistranslation
@@lieutenant4299 wtf ur profile pic is not funny or smth
@@nora-ee1jm not everyone has an even number of chromosomes you know
The sniper has a razorback :v
I don't know what I was expecting, but "Japanese girl gets Isekai'd to ancient Rome as a turtle, hangs out with famous historical figures and learns about the class struggle" was not one of them.
I'm not complaining, mind...
I'm not complaining AT ALL
sounds like the plot of a light novel
@@jinslif8188 That's just the title of the Isekai
Honestly don't sounds impossible as a light novel
"learns about the class struggle" such clichés in this video x'(
お年玉のように 好きすぎる
再放送かよ も好きすぎる
わかる(天下無双)
1:48 2:16
Moral of the story: Stop playing your phone or else go to Rome.
*gladly plays more phone*
What if I want to go to Rome?
(Plays with phone in the middle of the highway)
Wonder where this would take me
@@russianblue to know the death
🗿🗿🗿👍👍👍👍✨✨✨
Achievement unlocked:"I learned the history of the Roman Empire in just 4 minutes 57 seconds"
History's teacher : explain the history of Roman
Me : sing this song*
(ofc if I remember all lyrics and teacher able to understand japanese)
Where did you get your profile photo please tell me
I wonder what your profile picture is.
@@손시현-h9m 움프 자매
@@gagida1829 아 소녀전선
I don't know how, and i dont know why, but the part where Theodosius confessed his suffering made me cry.
i dont want to admit it but me too.
same
Same person from 8 months ago ✌
honestly, this is my one and only critique for the whole song because Theodosius' "confessing" should really have been fleshed out into explaining him becoming Christian and declaring eastern Rome a Christian state but its Japan so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@yashobantadash6462 Typical atheist who complains about anything that sounds remotely religious, if you don't care about those things, why complaining then?
I was not expecting a history lesson on the Roman Empire but thank you anyway
This is a way to make history lessons interesting enough that u don't fall asleep
@@rachelchen3579 this is how teacher should teach
I would get a history lesson if I could understand Japanese.
Oh looks like someone added subtitles since the last time I saw this.
i should thank them
単純に世界史を覚えるための曲かと思ったら名曲でリピートが止まらない。
歴史の勉強と歩きスマホの防止を同時にやってのける最高の歌ですね
はい
寧ろあんな素晴らしい勉強ができるなら歩きスマホをしたくなってしまう同士が世界のどこかにいると信じている
@@almondcoco 待たせたな!私だ
@@kanwarimushi
遅かったじゃないか、待ちくたびれたぜ!同士よ
@@almondcoco おまたせ!待った?
Honestly I'd watch an anime like this. Just an Isekai where the main character just can't do shit but also just can't die. Gives room for them to learn that even if they can't accomplish anything themselves, their presence alone can make an impact on those around them.
Re:Zero but less suffering
yes
name?
Name?
🗿🗿🗿to your eternity🗿🗿🗿
I come back to listen to this song often... A Japanese vocaloid song about the history of Rome has touched and affected me. I'm neither European nor Japanese, so I have no connection to any of this. And yet!... This is the power of art.
Thanks a lot!!!
@@manbo-p glazing is wild
クワガタにチョップすると未来に飛べるが歩きスマホをすると過去に飛ばされる
やばいよな。
更に過去に飛ばされる場合は亀にされるオプション付き...ですね...
時代は選択できないし強制的に亀にされるけどね
(´^ω^`)ワロチ
じゃあ歩きスマフォをした後クワガタを叩き潰せば‥!
3:42 ネタ曲だと思ってたら不覚にも泣いた
また貴方か
No estoy llorando. Alguien está cortando cebollas, lo juro.
またお前か夢野アイコン.....
誰も話題にしてないみたいですが、
主人公のツインテールの子が
とても可愛いです…
亀にされた時もあのちんまりしてて
つり目な感じがとても良い…
すごく……分かります
確かに
歴史を学びつつ人徳を学ぶ
最高かよ
0:11
_人人人人人人_
>裁判長ビーム<
 ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
唯一のツッコミポイント
誰も触れてないけど、最初に裁判長がビーム放ってるんだよなぁ
Что, прости? Ну и у тебя и почерк. Ты как будто на японском писал
@@sherper видимо это врач пишет, что невозможно человека превратить в черепаху.
@@Wish_Master а может, это китаец, который хотел написать, что при великом xi люди не превращаются в черепах
@@sherper так аватарка зелёная, а не красная. Не подходит.
@@Wish_Master а может, это маскировка?
So this is basically the trailer for "I was reborn as a turtle in ancient Rome and now have to think about the meaning of life". David Productions, your turn.
Enot Programmist LMFAO xddd
Petition for it to be a manga
So fooking _bizarre_ man
David Production? There's gotta be at least one JoJo reference, then
polnareff in part 2?!
テオドシウス帝の亀子に自分の願いを打ち明けてるシーンで最初見た時感動したのに視聴2回目以降にすまないさんの「すまない・・・」の光景にしか見えなくなった・・・
このコメント見て私もそうにしか見えなくなってきた…
@@天然の鏡 ですよねw
ここ泣けばいいのかな?笑えばいいのかな?ってなったw
キャラデザがどれも最高級すぎる……
思った以上に歴史の授業してて勉強になったw
ついでに道徳の授業もされた
この人すげぇな
ずっと内容は気になってたやつだ
最後ら辺で丸く納めるのすごい
裏マンさんは最後に泣かせてくるのが上手すぎる
This is a song where a girl gets turned into a turtle for using her cell phone and goes back in time to witness the history of the Roman Empire.
And learns a valuable lesson on the history of governance, which gives her a new perspective on the law she broke.
@@logon-oe6un What was it even about? Not learning from history due to instantaneous knowledge via cellphones?
@@abelerculano7565 She disrespected the law set by the government, by using her cellphone. She witnessed how the governors of the most iconic empire tried to make people's lives better. *She now has more respect for laws, because she understands there was a good intent behind some of them.* She won't stupidly break the law again, with this newfound knowlege.
@@abelerculano7565 Honestly, I feel like this "punishment" is just a part of a pun. The official English title for the song is "All Phone Zombies Lead to Rome", a play on a famous proverb "All roads lead to Rome." When you behave like a phone zombie, your eyes are glued to the phone and you're oblivious to everything else. If you walk down a road in this fashion, you might as well end up in Rome (since *all* roads lead to Rome), because you wouldn't pay attention to your surroundings and miss your destination as a result. The punishment is, essentially, a reductio ad absurdum of that concept, with the girl being shown the ultimate consequence of her lifestyle (as far as the pun is concerned, anyway).
That said, I have no idea what being a turtle has to do with the punishment.
@@TIE_Productions If you're talking about why they specifically punished her by turning her into a turtle, I don't really have a clue. But I do think that there is some significance to her being a turtle while she was staying in Rome. Throughout her time there, she was mostly saved by the fact that she had a "shell" that could protect her from most dangers. Maybe you could say that the court somehow knew that she would need the shell to effectively "learn"? That would be a pretty big stretch but eh. I still really like how it ties into the last part of the song where Theodosius mentions how humans don't have a shell to protect their backs and have to rely on each other to do so.
約5分で分かるローマの歴史
この亀っ娘地味に784年くらい生きてるぞ
これを聴きながら歩きスマホしてる奴がいたらと思うと……
_人人人人人人人人_
> それは草 <
 ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
_人人人人人人人人_
> 亀になってしまえ <
 ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
はい私です。亀にしてください
お空のメガフレア 裁判長ビーム!
CHA RA 🏛🐢🌊🌊🏝🌊🌊🏢
(かっ亀にされる…?!逃げないと…!)
3:20 ここの乱立感もうすごく好き
Manbo-p turned one of his weird dreams in a song again... and it didn't turn out bad again. I love the story
Now I'm really thinking if this was actually how it went. It would explain the bizzareness of it.
his songs are so weird but i love them >.
Is that where he gets his ideas?
I think there was this time they said that they wanna use songs to teach school related stuff so that's why most songs are weird
@@nicolegreyhart9780 yeah, what's in the song really happened :0
ほんと家マンPさんの曲は最後に近づくにつれて感動する
オクタウィアヌス、顔面と格好めっちゃタイプ
最後の甲羅がないから~って深すぎあれ、じんわり涙が…
さっそくこのコメ欄でグローバル化が発展してるw
家マンpのネタかと思いきや感動曲本当に大好き。
あとマンボウの姉の描くヒロインほんと可愛い。イラスト集欲しい
How is no one talking about the hot roman guys-
theres no way octavianus was actually that attractive
Yeash I'd say thats the story withnthe majority of them but the way they where drawn-
yes
they mostly all fit my type for some reason
lel
オクタウィアヌスが好きすぎる
オクタウィアヌス、イケメンやん…ややっこしい名前なのに一発で覚えたわ
そしてネタ曲だったはずなのに泣けて勉強になる不思議
ただのQK推しの人 多分クレオパトラ以外ほぼ男しかでてない
ネタ曲かと思ったらいい勉強になるね
こんなのあったなーって思った
歩きスマホは危険なんですね
学びました。
After watching this vid I have to be honest:
Turtle girls > Neko girls
the power of the illustrator included
But Fox girls
ikr, turtle girls are better
@@gyundy3396 indeed yes
@@gyundy3396 soo... [Fox girls > Turtle girls > Cat girls] ?
世界史のテスト前に聴いとくんだった…
"The world is build on people in the past, who fought each other, acknowledged each other, and failed again and again. And I understood we're still halfway."
This part really moved me. I think it shows why history is condemned to repeat itself and the thought that we're only halfway is both beautiful and terrifying to me. It means that there's still hope for us, but we sure have a long way to go.
И как не странно мы всё ещё на полпути
@@potschemu потому что дальше невозможно добраться, поэтому надо сохранять наш мир, какой он сейчас.
@@AN1_Rock понятное дело, что невозможно, мы плодимся и какждому нужно бороться за место под солнцем. Абсолютный мир будет возможен при очень четком контроле за всем миром, что просто невозможно
3:43 The lesson that I learned from this song and also cried.
It's legitimately so sad
うぽつです! これで勉強します…歩きスマホの罪は重い…
Сегодня я узнал больше, чем на уроках истории
Тоже
А что?мне интересно.
Ага , я из-за этого начал интересоваться историей Рима .
Надо было просто на уроках слушать, дружок)
@@greedygentelman3893 я всегда слушаю, но всёровно не понимаю =(
く、深い、最高
竜宮ツカサさんは私にとっての葛飾北斎
"I was on my phone way to much and got send back in time to ancient Rome as a turtle"
Why does that sounds like an anime I watched?
Lmao true right?
So true
I would watch it
Because Japan
Isekai moment
国民全員にこの歌を聞かせたい
Данный видеоролик показывает нам насколько долго живут черепахи.
Я нашёл славян!
Оо, привет, русский
700 лет...Норм
Путин - черепаха?
@@smitycyken500 наверное да
明日共テ本番なので聴きに来ました…
がんばるぞ…🥲
What I came here for: phone zombie
What I got: an isekai about a girl who gets turned into a turtle in ancient Rome and gradually learns about class and power struggle with a nice moral story that made me cry a little maybe
This song taught me more about the romans then history and horrible history combined but my mom still calls Japanese music useless 👁️👄👁️
how bad is your class?
My class hasn't touched this topic, but I've learned a lot as well.
Show her battotai and lets see if shes still that bold
@@ananimeenjoyer6125 lol 😆
Same
The ending suddenly become heartwarming, nice song as always manbo-p
Agreed. I liked the ending.
ちなみに動画に出てくるカエサルという人物は自分の誕生月の7月を自分の名前にしちゃったことでも有名だぞ!(カエサル=ジュリアス・シーザー →July)
P.S.ついでに言うと8月のAugustはアウグストゥスっていうローマ皇帝が「自分の誕生月が31日じゃない!変える!ついでに名前も俺の名前にする!」ってなったせいで31日が2月連続になり、名前が変わってしまいましたとさ。(諸説ありってことを立場上言っておく)
そのせいで8を意味するオクトが入るオクトーバーが10月になっちゃったんだぞ!
それデマですよ。Julyはカエサルを尊敬した人が敬意を込めてつけました。オーガストはあってます。
オクタヴィアヌス?(難聴)
アウグストゥスとオクタヴィアヌスは同一人物で、アウグストゥスはAugustで8月、オクタヴィアヌスはOctoberで10月二つ合わせて810。
行った政策は元(首)政。
よって野獣先輩はオクタヴィアヌス
QED証明完了
オクタウィアヌスが元老院から貰った称号がアウグストゥスだったはず、、、、、、
1:16
スラえっち
1:29
カエサルもえっち
2:10
オクタウィアヌスもえっち
3:22
ディオクレティアヌスもおとこのこだったらえっち
結論
_人人人人人人人人人_
> えっち <
 ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
@@死神もどきノア えっちよね
友達に言ったら
...大丈夫?
って言われたぴえんぬ
褐色系かわゆす
@@d__5267 それな
マンボウPすげえわかりやすい
広告収入寄付とか聖人すぎんだろ
2:26 ごめん。亀そこ変わって。俺パープルボーイ好きなのよ。
紫がオクタウィアヌスで良かったね〜(*´ω`*)
バックが亀の甲羅感溢れてて好き
日本人んんんんん生きてるかア゙ア゙ア゙ア゙ア゙!!
(訳:コメ欄がグローバル化しとる…)
それにしてもかれこれ10週目なんですがこれは中毒ですかね?
俺なんか30週目だけど中毒になってないぞ()
生きてるよ(*^^*)私は"まだ"5週目だよぉ!それは中毒じゃないよ!だから安心して聴こうね!!!
ハァハァ俺はこの曲を周回して1年がたったが中毒では断じてないから大丈夫
ウッ発作が....早く見なければ....
日本人ですぅぅぅぅ!!!!
日ですぅぅぅ!!
カブトムシにチョップしたら僕も古代ローマに行けるかな
未来行きそう()
俺クワガタの角根元からおったことあるけど白い変なの出てきて気持ち悪かったよ
数日後に死んじゃったよ
俺はなんか本能寺の変を起こした人を「あいださん」と間違えて、転んだら戦国時代に行ったぞ
最後ちょっと感動するのズルい
3:42 すごい感動した...俺だけ..?
歌を聞きながら学べるって最高すぎません?
え、めちゃくちゃいいやん、歴史好きにはたまらんわこれ
Bruh, I wouldn't be surprised if the next music video was “All fast food eaters become an asparagus in the hot Arabian deserts”
BAHAHAHHAHA THATS ACCURATE
Damn what a great idea
世界史の勉強に使ってます。
こんな素晴らしい曲を作ってくれてありがとうございます。
ローマ2000年の歴史が感動話に。
流石です
At first I thought 'Oops I'm a phone zombie, I might be in trouble--'
But if I get a history lesson full of feels like this as a result, it doesn't feel so bad :'D
Thanks for the subtitles! ☆
PurpleFullMoon
I already tear up at reading about the Fall of Constantinople, imagine being there for it
何故だ…何故おれは泣いているんだ…
歴史も勉強できるけど、歩きスマホ防止の呼び掛けもしてるのか。
さすがですマンボウさん!( ᐙ )
2:25
亀ちゃんだっこするオクタウィアヌスかわいい
久々にこの方の動画を見たけど相変わらずの内容で安心した
Уроки истории которые мы заслужили
Были бы уроки такие я бы и домашку изредка бы делал
)
Your mon
Давайте подадим петицию на введение таких уроков
А я бы посмотрел такое аниме😃. Было бы прикольно
Если учить историю, то только так
@Ifi kumo , я почему-то уверена,что историчка после такого сама станет слушать манбо :)
Что я здесь делаю..
Когда в одной песне больше смысла чем в большинстве современных фильмов...
What an incredibly informative song. It really shows that history still repeats itself, and war never changes.
War, war never changes
@@dgoopyslime war has changed
@@miwimarmer232 In reality, yes. Concept? Never. We are smart enough to find new ways to do dumb shit like fighting. Ironic, aint it?
i have a theory that Manbo writes songs about anything they're currently studying xd
There is the geometrical construction one, then this Roman history one... You might be on to something
ボカロで覚える世界史にはお世話になってる
珍しく感動曲じゃねーか!!!
どうしたんだ...家篭りすぎて頭おかしくなったか...?
(彼、もしくは彼女は褒めてると思われ)
Well that was surprisingly informative
As usual an amazing song and illustrations as always keep it up mate
コメント欄の諸君、オクタウィアヌスは確かにイケメンだ
しかしカエサルもイケメンなのを忘れてはならない……そのカエサルがオクタウィアヌスの養子なのも……!!!!!!!
The Theodosius part actually made me cry I'm suing
中二の頃にこの歌に出会ってから4年たち、ついに次のテスト範囲にローマ帝国が入りました。
これを聞いて挑みます
My mom:What are you doing spending so much time on that phone?
Me watching this right now:........
H-History...
Technicaly...
That's not wrong
Actually you were trying to use phone so much that you would reborn as a turtle in ancient Rome
どうでもいいと思いますが…
オクタウィアヌスが個人的にめっさ好みです()
レピドゥスにヤムチャやサイコロステーキ先輩の波動を感じる………………………💧
history lessons: *sleep*
japanese songs about history: hello
me: *starts learning history*
Moral: Do not use your phone while you are walking or you will live the Polnareff Part 5 experience.
Get Down Mr. President!!
плакали всем падиком...сменяются эпохи, проходит время, люди остаются теми же😢😢😢
из серии ,,Самый короткий рассказ, заставивший человека плакать''
Сменяются эпохи, проходит время, а Путин все еще президент
@@sadolf3820 точно, я под конец даже расплакалась.
@@lerishy8188 иногда возникает ощущение, что я плачу не за интернет, а за пролитые слезы.
шо тут сказатб
Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun der Menschen das gleiche
Turtle and Rome, is she related to Polnareff in anyway?
I'm dead hahaha
😳
YES YES YES YES
Yes yes yes oh my god
Я искал не один искал комент про Польнарефа
Justice Beam?! How is it fair to turn a girl into turtle just because she using the phone :D
While crossing the street
Cuz she's a girl and the entity that banned her temporarily isn't a S.I.M.P.
Nathan Cabiles Cause she broke the Anti Phone Zombie Act
It is just like garen's ultimate justice
オクタウィアヌスの顔が滅茶苦茶性癖に刺さる
I love the way she pronounces Roman names
これフルで聴きたかったんです!!
ありがとうございます❀.(*´ω`*)❀.
ただコメ欄のグローバル化がすごいwww
色んな文字並んでるのすごいよねqw
(注)
歩きスマホしてもタイムスリップして古代ギリシャに飛ばされることはありません
残念←は?
3:39 *Im not crying. You're crying*
世界史の勉強になりました。ありがとうございます