Mark Normand Makes Ari Shaffir Spit Out His Drink - Joe Rogan Experience
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- Опубліковано 17 лип 2022
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"Well...they're annoying". Comedy
@@ericbwertz queef!
I couldn't make out what he said. Thanks.
stupid censor-bot
600 or 6 million, is still terrible!
@@dagreatcow hold the fort...he hated Jews!
Mark Normand is that quiet friend who only says perfectly timed 1 liners lmao. Love this dude
I like him too but he's really awkward even on stage. Lol
@@lowercase21 I think he's on the spectrum. In podcasts, be talks about having trouble connecting and making eye contact. He writes great jokes, so that arguably makes him a comedy savant.
@Billy Bob exactly what someone who's on the spectrum would say. I'm onto you, Billy Bob.
That’s how I’ve always been too and I’m also on the spectrum. I wouldn’t doubt he’s an autistic comedy genius
Quit braggin'
Marks timing is always on point
Getting a natural spit-take is rare and exceptional, he's definitely a comedy master.
Wonder if he'll get to God level comedian like Dave Attell, Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor and such.
Yes.
He timed that perfectly, he's hilarious
Mark, the contrarian, strikes again.
Ari actually spit out his drink because he forgot which one he slipped Molly into.
I appreciate this comment.
damn right😭
He would never spit out molly
I don't get how he likes to make molly laced drinks to get it into his system. I've eaten tons of molly over the years and it tastes fucking disgusting 🤢🤣 I prefer just chewing up the rocks or crushing it to make capsules and ingesting the stuff as quickly as possible lol same whenever I take shrooms. Fuck making a tea or ordering pizza to top with shrooms. Just down that crap with some orange juice real quick
Lmao
He’s awkwardly funny. He makes a joke but his facial expressions are like “ why are they laughing 😅”
Sort of like Norm M. in that aspect
@@reggaelion86 was gonna say the same
Its called deadpan. I do it all the time.
Oh my goodness you nailed it with this one
@@reggaelion86 only mark can get me like norm. Norm is far and away better but give mark time.
“600 or 6,000,000. You may say something in between” norm
He says 600 i say 6 million you probably think a number in between.
@@pancraseash9002 I always thought it was 12 gay guys in a roller skating accident
“The shadows from the smokestacks don’t line up” -probably Adam egret
The nartsee were METICULOUS on paperwork and if you've worked for a German company you'll know. Their papers say 130,000-300,000 according to the various lists. Meanwhile 6 million died 10 years before in Ukraine due to Stalin having them deliberately starved although that was where all the food was growing AND NOBODY HAS EVEN HEARD OF that 6 million (the holdomor). But every second year there's YET ANOTHER nartsee or holocaust themed movie.
Reminds me of that tragedy
Can you imagine Norm Macdonald on this podcast? RIP king of these kind of jokes
I never heard tell of something that funny.
Hey Joe you ever hear tell of that DMT
Norm was about 300 times too cool to coerce with podcast rogan
@@bradwurst8141 Norm could hold a conversation with anyone. It's one of the things that made him so loveable.
I don't think Norm and Joe would have really 🤔 got on but who knows with Norm who was a funny guy for sure
"I mean, have you ever hung out with one?"
Mark, while sitting across from Ari
They're not talking about Jews. This is about Uyghur Muslims.
@@HebrewHunter101 no it isn't. lol
This was a conversation about the Holocaust
@@HebrewHunter101 this was about the Holocaust
@@HebrewHunter101they’re literally talking about Jews 💀
Let’s all just realize that “HebrewHunter101” has that name and move on from correcting this psycho.
Mark is too funny for this world
Rip
Have you seen Eddie Murphy?
@@davidmoss2576 Eddie murphy is gay
Fine. I’ll do it
He’s funny to the smallest audience. His shit is corny asf I’ve listened to comedians since 7 years old I am 35 and would place him in the lower half of working comedians he’s barely funny
Marks just over in the corner thinking “wooden doors joe? Come on!”
Lol
Normand is deadpan subtle...kinda like norm (r.i.p.), and he's slept on as well.
You can hear him winding up w the “ehhhh” 😂
Signature Mark 😂
lightbulb moment
I love how he doubles down and says “you ever hang out with one?”
Mark is so quick and funny lmao
Joe “don’t interrupt me after I interrupt you” Rogan
no kidding
Hilarious
It’s not about who is interrupting who, take ego out of the equation. It’s about who has something more important to say at the moment.
@@Benjumanjo mooooooo lol
What do you mean? Where in the clip?
He follows it up with "have you ever hung out with one?" 😆
I love the look on Mark's face after the zinger, he's so proud of himself lol. 20k isn't that bad.
Not just because of their religion, Joe.
What is the reason that makes genocide ok?
@@themostexpertestskin color. Anyone that is darker than a paper bag is fair game.
@@TheLegPumpkinok chud
@@themostexpertestthey also targeted political enemies (leftists), queer people, and the disabled
@@AlanGohel who also targeted political enemies?
Mark normand is that one dude in the friend group you wouldn’t think is funny but always says something so subtle and funny overtime u realize he’s the comedy genius
Mark has the face of John Krazinsky and the wit of Norm all with the hair of Napoleon Dynamite
I agree typhus is pretty bad.
Based
Was looking for a reference before I posted my own lol
@@kagrenac7962what’s the reference?
@@twurtle12hd39there was a typhus outbreak in Germany that was responsible for majority of camp deaths but it’s never talked about
@@Mrllama-ui5kealso due to the allies bombing railways to transport medicine and supplies for camps. but that’s also hush hush
Normand is great
I'm beginning to think Mark is underrated.
He’s very underrated. Him and Shane are the funniest rn
@@bonsaikush795if i see them together im tunin in always
He was waiting, just waiting in the brush and boom! Comedy.
comedy!
Ari realizing he spiked his own drink.
Sugged his own digg
Forgot Mark was even in this clip until he hit us with that gold line 😂
Kevin Hart is amazing with his zingers!
Ha! He can’t laugh too hard at that one. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Or feeds off of you.
Whoa there buddy, my jewish boss said he got offended by your remarks and wants you to apologize on air or else he's gonna talk to your boss and freeze your bank account 😮
It takes a real comic to make another comic laugh like that.
Mark looking between them to see their reactions but he doesn’t like eye contact is priceless. This man is a gem! Protect Him
He made adolph laugh in the burn.😅
Joe has made a lot of money because of "them". He dare not question this particular topic too much. Wouldn't want to get Kanye'd.
You’re delusional. For the sake of the country, please don’t ever vote.
Living up to your username i see
Yeah true oppression is not liking the last of us 2!!!! I'm the real victim!!!!!! Cuckman shit in my mouth just because I'm a straight white male!!!!!!!!!!
He’s not crazy. I was born in Israel and still agree that it was fake, if not at least exaggerated.
"Thanks everybody, I'm Kanye West, you guys have been great." -Kevin Hart
He waited for the perfect moment to slip it in
Marks timing is up there with the best. So quick. Gillis and Normand are coming for blood these days.
Typhus is a hell of a disease
Unless this is some kind of meme then it’s the most ignorant and absurd comment I’ve read today.
@@DoggoWillinkHow so?
@DoggoWillink you didn't read very much then
Mark is absolutely crushing it
Mark's timing is just epic.
There's few things in this world as satisfying as getting an organic spit take like that.
Keep posting these Mark
Ari Shaffir almost came out of the closet for a microsecond
“Ehhhhhhh” 😂
you can hear him saying “ehhh” in the background when ari’s talking too😂
Making him spit out his drink is a good start! Could you make him stay home next time?
Seriously.
You guys don't like Ari? I think he's hilarious.
+1 Ari. He's a gas. In fact, a chamber-full.
@@rondoespsych5901 he’s a bad person. He drugged his friend without consent (while his friend did not have time to devote to unexpectedly being high with business engagements and family plans). He pissed in Joe Rogan’s business’ hallway and then when confronted got mad that there were security cameras in the hallway.
He’s a bad person. He’s a terrible friend. It doesn’t really matter if he’s funny.
He’s in with Rogan’s crew (Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Burt Kreischer, Tom Segura … and on and on). So, no matter how many times he screws up he keeps getting put on shows. There are funnier comedians who get less exposure just because of who Ari’s friends are. But, at the core, he’s a terrible person and it makes me sad that he gets these opportunities.
@@ericbwertz your comment seems to be hidden. I got a notification it arrived. But, when I look it doesn’t show up. Some may say your comment never happened. These comment deniers are terrible. We know what really happened here.
- that was a long walk to piggy back onto your reference without getting pulled by a language algorithm check.
Ari is such a clown lol
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--- The Q U I C K N E S S of his timing .
- " " Yeah but they were annoying . " "
" " Have you ever hung - out with one ? " "
- Comedic Brilliance .
Mark totally waited for Ari to take a sip lmao
the best part of this video is the context so glad it was included. very enjoyable experience 😂
I like how thorough the hashtags are, they also provide full context👍😑👍
you both must be jewish lol. nobody else would be this excited about context
Apparently Joe has never heard of Holodomor.
Mark is the best..even captain serious Joseph James rogan can't help but be humored by marks impeccable timing and silliness
That ehh right before 😂 You know his mind is brewing something
Mark literally can’t be serious ever 🤣
It’s like Mark had turrets. He can’t help himself 😂😂😂
After I've seen the "Fake laugh" by Joe, I can't unsee it.
Mark normand confirmed based
Those bodies were not necessarily resulting from killings, maybe a certain percentage of them resulted from deaths due to diseases, or starvation, starvation resulting from the fact that a war was going on which mad it difficult to bring food to the places where those persons were held.
Just a little critical thinking breaks your insane idea apart. There was starvation at all concentration camps. This means the Allies would have to had known the location of all concentration camps and then bombed the routes to these camps, continuously, to keep any food from reaching all concentration camps. The Allies did not know the location of all concentration camps or that they even existed so this is already impossible, not to mention impractical. The Germans would’ve picked up on the continuous return to the same place by Allied planes, allowing them to predict and prepare for any new waves of planes which would allow them to take more and more planes down. This would be a complete waste of resources for the Allies because these bombing campaigns provide no strategic advantage and would become more and more costly over time. What do starving prisoners do for the Allies? If the goal is to cause chaos through prison breaks, why not directly destroy the camps or bomb actual prisons? Why not bomb the headquarters of the enemy if Allied planes can get that deep into Germany from the get-go?
You should be concerned that you were so easily fooled by a bad idea and be careful to not let it happen again.
@@official_Oscarguy, all of Germany was bombed to shit, there was a massive typhus outbreak, and do you think they’d waste resources trying to care for prisoners when they could barely take care of their own citizens while fighting a war on two fronts? Just a little critical thinking blows the entire Offical Story™️ to bits
@@official_Oscar^^ come back and respond
Was expecting it and still died laughing
Does his shirt say "Gay Dracula"?
🤣🤣🤣
Mark might be the fastest one-liner on a podcast comedian out there... then he always follows it up with his trademark "comedy!"
"Guys, 20k.. 6million... Like, there's like no difference."
Rogan "Yeah and they weren't subverting anything. They just wanted to pray in peace and not infect the world with usury."
Me, an empath, sensing 109 countries can't be wrong
People need to look up the noahide laws and what the tiny hats want to impose on people under pain of death.
Usury, or what people who aren't retarded would call it, literally just interest rates; is how money works.
@@ohedd Usury = predatory lending = interest rates
Congrats, you have at least a 70 IQ yourself. Maybe one day you'll upgrade beyond sippy cups!
@@ohedd found the jew
@@deusvult6920 I'm ayrian
💀 😂 wasn't ready for that
Ari's shirt 😂😂😂😂😂
Is that Epstein and Clinton? 😂
Mark is so obviously based AF, the genius is how he constantly hints at it, while it flies right over everyone's head and makes them laugh. Most people aren't smart enough to appreciate how smart Mark is.
Literally everyone got the joke 😂😂
Yeah, only YOU can understand Rick and Morty too huh
look up weimar germany and youll see why germans were so mad at jews, its was never about thejr religion its always been about their actions
Misinformation
@@official_Oscar how so rabbi?
Ari's shirt 😂😂
Mark always pushing those boundaries. 😂
Lmao I think Rogan lowkey gets annoyed when he’s got a comedian on and they make a joke when he’s trying to talk all serious
Very true. I feel bad for Jamie cause he gets the evil eye from Joe every now and then. Also, a lot of jokes go right over Joe's head and he ends up making it serious and kills the joke.
@@brewsterdalejake lmao bro has comedians on the podcast and wants to get all philosophical and serious 😂 like what do you expect Joe
@@Pacman4000 It can’t just be silliness the entire time, and a lot of comedy comes from having conversations about topics that are serious, and interjecting jokes, ball-busting, sarcasm, or borderline offensive comments, trying to make each other laugh. People who are the best of friends, in jest, can say horrible things to each other, and it’s a sign of how strong of a bond their friendship is. If those same things were said to a stranger, it would be rude & in poor taste. These guys definitely have that positivity going on, and their conversations ebb & flow with humor, and balancing it out with the serious stuff. It seems really genuine, and people find that really relatable because of the similarities in the dynamic they have with their friends. Myself, and a good percentage of fans can identify with that, and it’s one of the main reasons JRE (and the other guy’s podcasts) are incredibly popular. Real talk sells, and people see through the fake shit. Oh, and to the OP, Joe definitely had a good laugh at Normand’s joke (interruption), even though he occasionally gets irritated by it. I think it’s more like when you’re having a conversation with a friend at some social gathering, and right when you get to the important part of the story, another friend shows up, and you don’t get to finish your story. We’ve all had that happen.
the only person I've seen Rogan truly get annoyed at multiple times, was Donnell Rawlings
His show with Josh Homme is filled with Josh making dad puns and Rogan being completely lost it's so good.
Bizarre how the host of this program keeps trying to take things seriously and refuses to make jokes along with his guests
Shyat ahp
Joe's extremely weird when it comes to comedy in particular. Understands the nuances of what it takes to be a comedian as well as anybody, then struggles to just let loose and let the jokes fly in conversation lol. I honestly just don't get it.
@@user-tu2dr3ny6x It’s because he interviews scientist he’s literally got to modes. Comedian mode and let’s actually talk about this topic mode the fact you haven’t realized that it’s fucking hilarious
I’ve noticed that too. He kinda saves the “act” for the stage. Maybe because it’s an “act” and he wants to be his real self on the podcast. Authenticity? I’m guessing
He can’t.
I'm 100% in tune with Mark Normand's jokes 😂 One of the goats. Rain man of comedy!
Ari looks like Mike Majlak in 10 years
I feel like Mark is just liking a bunch of his own videos comments
Considering all the "Mark Normand being funny" clips are posted by his own channel, I wouldn't doubt it
Who else tries to copy marks cadence
Let Mark be Mark. You do You.
They’re people now. 😂
Wow. Perfect timing. I’m dying.
It’s the secret devil voice inside everyone’s head we can all make evil jokes but Mark says them out loud haha
Love Kevin hart
Mark is the king of those off the wall one liners
Mark is the wizard of the one-liner.
Well to be fair jews "other" themself, and even says theyre better and the rest exist to serve
When people question the official number of those who died in the holocaust doesn’t make them holocaust deniers. That official number was important in the things that happened after the war, in addition, to how the Jewish people put importance to numbers.
Impeccable timing as always.
They are though. 😂 Dude has no chill...
Yeah but six million? Really? People actually believe that?
Lol yes. They believe all sorts of ridiculous things.
The piles of bodies were starved and bombed by allies
Shane and Mark are the only Rogan comedians I really like.
Timing is everything
Kevin Hart is Rogan's most underrated gust
gust of wind
"Just because of religion" - erm, not quite.
Well they’re annoying too don’t forget that
Which religion were they talking about?
@@loquatmuncher doesn't matter, all are equally annoying...
@Jimmy Two Times no, it isn’t.
@@the-potato-warrior why don’t you go ahead and explain it to us then.
Joe is like You can't stop me from being serious no matter what!
Rogan's delayed reaction is soo good.. Comedy!
Mark is too funny; he even sounds like crusty the clown when he looks like he should have. Brad Pitt voice
A Marksman in the Marktial arts.
He’s all tip of tongue.
Love this dude!
Comedy & music are the best arts.
Besides annul.
Mark is so unhinged lol
They're doing it now.
Ari knows It's fabrication.
Love mark Normand god damn he’s quick
ALMOST CALLED HIM NORM🤔 HE IS NORM MCDONALD REINCARNATED 😂🤣😭
See how easily they shift their lies and smile about it.
Would be funnier if we knew which religion they were talking about before the punchline
Satanism
Amish
That's antisemitic