Ari Shaffir's Salvia Trip
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Thanks theo I'm sober for the first time in 13 years all anyone could ever say bad about me was I was an alcoholic remove that and it's all me gang gang thank you brother
Gang gang
This guy drugs his so called friends
Imagine after we die we wake up as an alien with our alien buddies holding a bong and they keep asking you if you got a good trip
F***!! That’s some wild s**t!!
That'd be awesome
Bruh u tripped me out I’m high
My buddy said something like that to me like 6 years ago. Where did that originate from?
Mate I’ve seen this comment to many times now
I hope right now I'm actually back in 09 sitting in my buddies room trippin balls on a salvia hit.
That would be amazing
Eric Andre honestly same every time i think of eternity it just scares me
@Eric Andre Mad respect for my homedawg God for being able to handle eternity.
hahaha dude one of my friends tried to pull "the animals" out of his stomach when he was on salvia.. lmao he just had his hand in his mouth for like 4 minutes and when we asked him he was like "I gotta get the animals out of my stomach" lmao. I turned into my house once looking at myself from waay up in the air. fuckin crazy.
I've never got lucky to go traveling like all these people are claiming. Out of body kind of but definitely not like anything some of the other comments or even this guy in the video. How the fuck you know how long it is. Scripted I call.
Ari saying “that’s a really dumb question “ and then proceeding to talk about that question for 8 minutes is so funny to me
Only because Theo wanted to know
@@nastyham5302 so that makes him an asshole because he told bro his question was dumb because he already explained it but will explain it for Theo
He seems kind of like a douche bag. But I love his comedy special that just came out.
😂
I was like "damn man that hurt"
I've done salvia a few times and only had one really hard trip. I legitimately relieved my entire childhood. The craziest part was my brain knew I was nearing the end of the experience and I heard one of those music boxes playing a nursery rhyme and witnessed a book closing, once the book was closed I came out of the trip. Never gonna touch it again. That shit is ridiculously powerful and can really fuck with your head.
Well... how long did the trip feel like after you came back to reality?
@@ed4096 its hard to explain. during the trip it felt like years but once i came to it felt like i relived it in a matter of minutes
@@ed4096 i want to know that too. Did you live your life like normaly, hoing to the toilet, making food, and so on? You went trough all that?
Word!
@@T1ms992 short answer is no I think. More like a dream than waking reality
This is terrifying. Imagine all of a sudden, right at this very moment, you wake up and realize everything you've done for the past 10 years didn't exist.
To be honest with you man, I'd like that.
Yeah bro whats your point? That sounds like heaven
I guess because I've done fairly well for myself over the past ten years, but I could see why others might want a re-do.
While I have had realistic dreams of getting up early and working hard on a project for a few hours only to actually wake up and realize you have to re do the work.... I get it. But give me 10 years back and I'll do it all differently!
Wouldn’t be bad if you forgot it, it would only be terrifying to remember
Heavy salvia trip I did was more “real” than anything I’ve ever experienced, even this life. Woke up as a bird flying over a lake, could see fish swimming below the surface. Went, “Holy shit, I just daydreamed i was a human!” Flew over the pine trees nearby then snapped back. Reality has seemed foggy compared to that ever since.
Holy shit
Lmao you were in a different realm
Bro that is messed upppppppp
@@Tomtomjameson you have no idea! Hahaha
This life ain't base reality. We're in a game/simulation
If I’m ever on my death bed, I’m smoking a ton of salvia so I can live forever 😂
Lol doctor announces you have a week left in this world. Smoke salvia everyday and turn that week into a millennia 😂
genius
@@RoflJoker1994 bruh 😂
🧠
Doesn’t sound too bad of an idea 😂
I was in Amsterdam taking psychedelics. On a bus ride to the hotel - high as fuck - but not really feeling it yet. It then kicked in HARD. The bus vanished totally, and I found myself beside the sea. I looked up and the moon was smiling at me and telling me to go swim. So I began doing backstroke and enjoying my swim.
What was actually happening was I was laying back in the rubbery part of the bendy bus. Friends got me up cause it looked dangerous. I started seeing the bus again at this point, but everyone sitting and standing had this glow to them, like electicity flowing. Everytime I touched someone, my entire body buzzed with electricity. It felt similar to a limb thats fallen asleep and is waking up. It was literally orgasmic.
When I got to the hotel I spent about 2 hours hearing voices. Some telling me to kill myself and others reminding me I wasn't breathing and should. I spent the rest of the night talking to a door until I fell asleep beside it.
When I woke up, I went to get breakfast and one of my mates was like "I was so high last night, you have no idea!"
I said "Same, I literally saw the ocean". My friend then goes "I spent like 4 hours talking to a door". Funny shit, we were basically just talking to each other on either side of the hotel door.
True story.
trippy_psyche1
@@sophiedee2557 na im good
@Cassini Jr. yeh okay, you must know better than my own experience lol
@@user-be1jx7ty7n I bet. I was a young man at the time. Barely 20 I think.
What psychedelics exactly would love to try that out lol
I had 2 bongs of 40x...i thought I was dead for eternity and was falling and floating through black empty space....forever...it was the most scary experience ever. There was no up or down, or start or end. I've taken a lot of hallucinogenic drugs, but this was the most intense by far. When I was coming out of the main trip the tv had a conversation with me and told me to sort my fuckin life out and go back to college. I bloody did!
sounds like a good trip to me 🤣
Every single one of these comments have me dying laughing
Sounds like a good bad trip
the tv told u to get ur shit together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I remember having some minor surgery years ago and at that point I had never done any kind of drug at all. I didn't even drink small amounts of coffee or alcohol. They hit me with an intravenous dose of shrooms and I felt so good, so positive, and so thoughtful that I felt like I could've talked Hitler out of a wagging war.
Thats awesome, I'm glad you got a meaningful experience and I hope your as happy with the new you as you sound.
after my trip yesterday, I did understand why mushrooms are praised... you can have some beautiful experiences on them..
Y'all all talk about the benefits but you don't say where one can grab from...
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𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒
After HS a bunch of friends came to my apartment and brought Salvia, everyone was sitting around a table taking turns tripping. Shortly after I took my hit, a buddy stood up to go use the bathroom... I freaked out wondering why he had 2 legs while the rest of us sitting had none! I crawled on my forearms down the hallway yelling at him for walking away from me. I wanted his legs... furiously!
My gf stopped me and played with my hair while calmingly explaining how there was nothing wrong. I loved her for that. She was like an angel with all the answers to my worries!
We are now 15 yrs into marriage with 2 beautiful daughters... atleast I think so... am I tripping rn?
Lmaooo this is funny as shit
unless i only exist in your trip than i think you’re good man😂
Wake up
if so I'd only exist here to be a part of your trip
you’ll never for sure know!
This story about being gone for 2 years during a salvia trip gave me hope that these past 3 years of my life have actually been a salvia trip and I'm about to wake up soon
Scary bro! Crazy, ima say some tripping shit rn. What if when people go missing or we see "aliens" it's actually interdimensional beings trying to recover us. They are trying to find the lost. After reading this you just disappear
Yeah, I'm hoping it was some of those drugs I took with my girlfriend back around 2017 and I'm going to wake up back there and say holy shit I dreamed that I made a bunch of bad decisions and fucked up my life and ended up living in a trailer with 3 cats and no friends
This reminds me of the story of that dude who hit his head really hard and got knocked out, and he lived an entire life while he was unconscious. He had a job, a kid, a wife, a house, etc. then he “woke up” and was super depressed after because he lost his life he thought he had.
I think i heard that story from mr ballen
@@ejc6394 mr ballen fucked my mommy hard
Whats his name?
@@kahiaumilikaa369what's the name of the movie?
@@kahiaumilikaa369what’s the movie
I shmoked it and was stuck in a fresh prince of Bel aire episode.
Really wow I
I was stuck in the entire first season , the plot was a bit better in my hallucinagenic version tho
Where did you buy it from?
What was it like? That’s my favorite show lol
I talked to god, and he said he created the universe because he was bored, and all consciousness is him playing hide-and-go-seek with himself.
Salvia are amazing. I was severely traumatized years ago as a teenage, got diagnosed with ADHD. Spent my whole life fighting ADHD. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Germany don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
100% agree I used to have Psychosis and paranoid thoughts like "people thinking about me talking about me etc. Very odd behavior after getting off Adderall from 7-16. Antidepressants at 18-29. 31 now. I took way to much, but took about 20g of Gold caps (Psilocybin containing mushroom) I analyzed my entire life. The emotions that came out helped me understand behavior etc more. Wont ever need to do it again because I'm happy and contempt forever, but I wish more people did this to alter their perception of reality. Would help with healing much trauma
How can i find him? Is he on Instagram
I'm jealous about all of your salvia trips ; mine was hysterically laughing and wheezing for 4-5 minutes non-stop.
I also had a DMT hallucination being/guardian tell me I wasn't ready. He was a humming bird, he kept flying around my head examining me and then said
"Dude you just got off of work, you should atleast get home before doing this." Then immediately snapped out of it and drove home. When I did it later at home I didn't see the hummingbird again but I swear I heard someone whisper.
"There we go... Welcome back!"
Holy shit you done it at work and drove home to keep tripping? I admire the effort lol
you did it at work? 😂
Great job brother
so they told u u werent ready and u went ahead and did it anyway? I guess it wasnt that real when they said u werent ready? this is the problem with people on dmt, they try to make out the experience is so real but i found most of the time people have it they arent having enough to get to the point where u cross over to that place, it is actually really hard to have that much and I would guess only 5% of people who have had it have actually crossed over where as the other 95% think tell people they have because they had a really crazy psychedelic experience but they dont realise that they only touched the surface. then they try to explain it like its one of those crazy dmt experiences and it just makes all this fake news type information about dmt
@@MegaCharns he clearly said he wasn't ready because he wasn't home he was in an unsafe spot. And you sound like someone whom has never done psychedelics, which automatically means you don't know shit about what you are saying. These things definitely happen and if you went there like we did you would agree with us. If you watched Sasquatch walk through the room you are in right now, no one could ever convince you that you hadn't.
First time I tried it in high school it was like a mild drunk feeling. Little spinny. Tried it again years later when I was 19, scariest thing of my life. Keep in mind this was all recorded by my friend. About 20 seconds After Hitting one gravity bong (bucket system) rip, I remember being stuck in the N64 system logo. Like I was the logo, but I was stuck because the logo is all one piece attached, and I was trying to break off. It was fucked. Unexplainable. Than, im back in my living room on the couch but the whole room turned bubble gum pink. The only difference between animate objects and people was people had white candy cane stripes were objects did not. All a sudden what I explain as a "soul wheel" was running people over. If you got run over, you became a part of this soul wheel, it comes crashing into my house and stops right at me. There was a wheel master who could deem you worthy of not dieing. So im thinking, im gonna try to make my self look like the most perfect person so I don't die. But than he looks at me and says, you just took a salvia toke, do you remember? Im like FUCK, the soul master knows I took salvia, hes gonna deem me a piece of shit for a human and ill be part of this soul wheel. Just like in Ari's trip, I look over, I see my friend who is completely normal. So I start crawling to normalcy, I wont look back to my right side cause im afraid its still trip world over that way. Next thing you know my friends are laughing and I realize im back. I watch the video of it, turns out my friend was actually the soul master in my trip, because the whole time I was tripping he kept asking me if I remember taking a salvia toke, which is what this soul master kept saying to me. I dont think I fully comprehend that trip to this day, absolutely insane. Never again.
This story legit sounds like one of those ridiculous cartoon depictions of what it’s like to smoke weed lol
I wish it were made up 😂 Scariest thing of my life
@@americanidiot2359 Haha I honestly believe you man. It’s just the way I imagined it, I could see the whole thing playing out Family Guy style.
@@Quigus Lol when you put it that way, I can totally picture that too
Your friend did not help your trip at all
These stories are crazy it seems like a super long time on a trip but in reality it’s only 10-15 mins that’s some wild ass mind blowing shi
This shows how much more potential our brains got. Processing (under drugs) a whole new life in just a few seconds-minutes.... extraordinary!
Had about 8 friends doing salvia together back in like 2012. Same thing, bong rips of 80x.
I became a book, literally. At least 700 pages, paperback. It felt like somebody was flipping my pages hella fast, like when you bend the book and let your thumb slide down the side. I guess I was hysterically laughing, saying "the pages keep on turning!"
My buddy became the caboose of a train traveling through the mountains fast af. About halfway through the conductor leaned his head out the window and looked back at him and started waving. It was Hitler, of course.
Of course who else would it be
"Wait, this isn't the right train 0_o"
Ray Thibeault that’s crazy when I did salvia I had a similar thing where a giant book was flying at me and I had to turn the pages to continue idk it’s hard to explain but it’s cool hearing someone else had a weird book experience lol
@@nicklee632 maybe you flipping his pages in that reality set off a chain of events meaning you would one day interact with him in this reality
ovoj couldn’t of read anything more correct
When the DMT caterpillar shuts you down means you got some soul searching to do bruh
Lmao
True!
Dark arts.
Ya know
remember when he gave bret Kreischer molly? Ari is a fucked up dude.
“Couple’a orphans driving your brain,huh?” Is the most realistic thing to describe drugs 😂😂
Who came here because of Joe Rogan?
You ever find if we can listen to or watch the podcast he did this on?
Me lol
Me to
Yup 😂
Everybody gangsta till the caterpillar doesn't invite u dmt land😔
“Couple of orphans driving your brain” is a crazy way to put it lol
It’s funny because this was the only video I’ve found of him talking about it😂
3:43 one of the most southern sounding sentences I’ve heard.
The time I did Salvia I was sitting out back with my brother in law telling me how to rip it right and just a few seconds after exhaling you’re off. It started with everything folding in on itself from the furthest trees and roofs quickly closing in on me. Until everything that made up the scenery just a minute ago has completely disappeared and it’s just my body in an open blackness ,it feels as if I’m going light speed being pushed back into the chair unable to move lines of light just blurring by. And then some thing that I can’t see but can hear and almost feel right next to me is asking me if I thought any of that was reality. That’s when the panic sets in and I start questioning my entire life fully believing whatever this thing was it felt powerful and like it wasn’t lying. I started to even laugh at my own self for thinking any of what I’ve experienced so far was true. It wasn’t so funny when parts of my body continued to disappear into nothing physically feeling the weight turn to nothing until it was like I was just a pair of eyes looking in all while this thing continued to laugh that I thought any of it was real and make me doubt my own existence. It felt like I would’ve stayed in that space and/or time forever unless I did something anything. I’d never been so scared or mad the feelings were overwhelming. I started denying it, thinking there’s no way my childhood, all the bad and good, every pet and girlfriend, my friends and family. Telling myself it couldn’t have been fake, all of them had to have been real. The entity whatever it was still there laughing but seeming almost angry while continuing to tell me I’m wrong. Only suddenly pieces of me started coming back together, I could feel the arm rests of the chair again and it started getting brighter. And then things started popping back up into existence it’s like I forgot and then spontaneously remembered everything up to thar point. And just like that I was back it was almost like whatever had been toying with me just snapped it’s fingers and brought me back to what I’d known my whole apparent life. It’d only been about 10 minutes since we started smoking but felt like I had been gone for so much longer. It even took me awhile after coming down to come to terms with it all and accept that it was just a trip, definitely an experience I’ll never forget or do again.
Strange how these themes echo through most high dose salvia reports. Being folded/compressed into an impossibly small space, zippers, flipping through pages of a book, wormholes to alternate realities, extreme pressure from an electromagnetic force -taste of burnt electricity on roof of mouth, full childhood review from a third person perspective, becoming physical objects, the "you thought it was real?!" phase, the "game show" segment, and the coming out of it/penetrate the membrane to get back home/underwater part where you recognize the reality you came from and frantically make a break for it .
The game show segment is the the worst: The psychonaut has been tumbling/page flipping/being SQUEEZED through/wormholing and/or just "spontaneously combusting" into new scenes/scenarios/lifetimes/ and physical objects each impregnated with the overwhelming feeling/knowing that this current reality always was, is and will be all that exists- ever and at some point everything cresciendos to a"blackout"...then literally a 3...2...1 countdown. Cue the lightspeed shot through the psychonauts personal childhood and entire life experience up to the point of said salvia ingestion and BAM you are onstage all alone -lights camera action - and there you are, with the ENTIRE universe watching and waiting on YOU and literally a game show host interviewing the psychonaut: "you thought it was real? You seriously never suspected? None of it was real. your life, your worries, your successes and failures, heck even your mother wasn't real" This is too much for any psyche to handle: the proposition that you dont exist and never did... CUE THE PANIC. Reactions range from denial, bargaining, and finally FLEEING the scene, only to be pusued by this unseen MINDVOICE repeating "where can you go? This is it. There is no escape. stop fighting it." - all while the entire space around you is collapsing/disintegrating/evaporating/disappearing all around you.
I suspect this is where most of the movement, running away, screaming and thrashing comes about for super high dose salvia user. The psychonaut who inspired this post mentioned the absolute existential TERROR and PANIC that ensues after the revelation that the reality you came from is not only one of many but that it also doesn't "exist" in any real sense. Basically the equivalent of finding out that you are mario in super mario bros. and that the game can be turned on and off, paused, cheated,hacked,started over, switched out for another game and no matter how many times its played it never really matters or actually exists...any more than a memory of a random person playing super mario bros back in 1988 on some random Thursday afternoon in Ohio. It doent matter or make sense and the entire experience can leave the user in a state of existential despair induced PTSD.
The final scene on the way out or "back in" is marked with a humorous mockery by an other or others (the whole experience is accompanied by a feeling of being watched/guided/mocked/laughed at) The user is now in a scene that has transformed from a stage on a universe reality game show to the interior of "command central" - the interior of a craft or room that resembles a UFO/Alex Grey Net of Being/womb hybrid. There are screens/portals to endless realities all around, so many possibilities- some appear vaguely familiar.
The psychonaut begins "running" into different screen/membranes. VERY UNCOMFORTABLE(not painful) and crackling with burn electricity smell/taste especially in head/mouth. Head turns into a zipper, literally, as it attempts to "ZIP IN" to a reality "look at him! He still thinks he is real. Dude, this is too funny, now he is running into walls trying to escape, ok, ok lets open a portal so he can see some bread crumbs leading him back to his cage/meat jacket that he calls 'reality' " The psychonaught dives into a portal in an all out "escape for your existence" attempt then...
Next thing you know the psychonaut feels immense pressure, indescribable, underwater, peaceful, no memeory of everything descibed here so far. Then a topwater floating fishing lure from the users childhood plops onto the surface of the waters above, the psychonaut instintively lunges at it and bites it and retreats to deeper water...ZZZZZZZZZZZ is the next sound and sensation, the sound and tension of a fishing reel drag as a marlin starts to run with the lure . The psychonaut/fish now realizes this is no lure and he is no fish but that again his head is a zipper and the fishing real sound/memory is actually this individuated consciusness being zipped back into the fabric of time space and reality- and it immediately fastforwards from fishing lure/zipper to the Matrix scene where Neo has ingested the red? pill and is starting to tranform - the exact sound/look/feel of going down that wornhole/throat tube/birth canal - and then POP!! You are back.
@@flatoutrich258 Woaaaah dude that is sick 😳
@@flatoutrich258 Bravo that's entertaining writing there.
Are you sure you’re not still high lol
Crazy shit
Love how he didn’t want to explain again, proceeds to elaborate 😂😂
I love how a Disney movie was the ad for this vid
Imagine asking for someone else to share about an experience they had, then the guy you ask telling you it was a dumb question. What a rude person.
Especially when the other guy that’s hosting don’t even know wtf he’s talking about lol
I know beo I do not like this guy
Yeah this made me not this guy now what a dick
Pussyes
@@orey4411 if your gonna call someone a pussy learn how to spell it 🤣🤣
The Ultimate Bro Truth#01: The term *"I was gone."* nice and flat, is THE most meaningful way to communicate to your bro that you have reached peak high.
Those stories made me feel a lot better about the things i come up with in my mind when paranoid from drugs
Im 19 and i did salvia 3 months ago and I hallucinated have a life almost double my age right now with 2 kids and a wife. I question my reality everyday and cry all the time wishing I could return to my family. Nobody knows and im trying to seek help
maybe you should look at it as a prediction to your future? maybe that’s your life in 20 years?
Love to you bro
Yeah you saw the life ahead of you, or at least imagined it. Venture forth and manifest it into reality!
How're you holding up bro?
I hope you're doing okay
I have salvia in my closet. Still to nervous to smoke it again after my last trip. It’s true, you live a completely different life while your gone and it feels like a lifetime!
I straight up turned into my house once. i could see my self from waaay up in the air it was amazing.
Yeah its fucking daunting haha still sitting on a few grams myself... one day. Ill stick to the mushies for now and hopefully get my Alchemy at a decent level for some good ol Dimitri.
Don't we all have some salvia from 2004 in a closet somewhere? A small little bag waiting to welcome us to the galactic federation
I think a hard core salvia trip is kind of a one and done drug, I've known people who've gone off the deep end doing too much salvia
@@jonbbaca5580 hey man what happened to those people?
Story of my life:
"I just died and came back did you?"
"Nah I wasn't invited" 🤣🤣🤣
The caterpillar telling you know was basically it telling you that you didn’t do enough or weren’t ready. I had a similar experience but in a realm outside of the “blastoff area” a bunch of entities were on top of the biggest most colorful wall with a gate that I’ve ever seen and they just kept saying “no no no” and waiving their finger at me. Then I opened my eyes.
“ a couple orphans driving your brain” I almost choked laughing at that 😂
"thats amniotic brah you got amniotic"
Last Halloween I was at a party and was offered salvia, I had never heard of it and my dumb ass thought the guy said SATIVA. So I go outside thinking I was going to smoke some nice Mary Jane and I woke up thirty minutes later covered in sweat while everyone was looking at me like an escaped convict. I was teleported to a rave carnival in the desert and I thought my entire existence and reality were non existent. Scariest experience of my life. Don’t smoke salvia man 😂
Did the 80x 15 years ago out a bong like this guy. I was the lab rat for the group I was with and tried it first. Blew up reality and I ended up in some bad jumanji like trip where I was getting sucked into the earth and feeling my skin tearing! Everything I knew was a "lie" and I was being forced to become "one with the earth" while everyone that I had ever really cared for was telling me to "stop resisting". I Never felt so out of control and miserable in my life. Never again!
Yeah, I believe that. Only a moron wouldn't,
@@kennethratcil5225 why didn’t you stop resisting
@@alium8339 should he have
dont not smoke it just know what ur getting urself into.. like any drug u need to research what u are taking before u do it
"Sports team were doing well"
I'm crying 🤣
“A couple of orphans driving your brain” lol what does that even mean!? He said “yea too” 😂
Ari getting told by his DMT guide “Nah” is everything to me
It’s because he didn’t do enough
I'll refer you to this mate where I got mine
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Yep it’s official Theo is the best friend you could ever have. This is the third video he has dropped in 3 days with Ari.
I heard a story about a guy who was knocked out in a fight and lay unconscious, while unconscious he had lived a alternative life, he had a wife, a daughter, job and he was living the dream literally, until he noticed a lamp in the corner of a room growing bigger until it filled the room, then he came too.
It seriously messed him up mentally because everything he experienced was just a dream and he occasionally sees his daughter that never existed out the corner of his eye.
This is a mix of multiple urban legends with no verifiable source.
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I know as a kid we used to play the “pass out game”(as stupid as that is).. and when you would pass out it’d feel like you were living other lives.. super happy euphoric lives. And it’d feel like hours and days and the boom you wake up. And we’re only out for 15 seconds or so
That explains why every tiime i go to sleep i have Dreams where felt i spent an entire life
Did Salvia like 10 years ago. Didn't go into a full blown hallucination but I remember being able to hear gravity. Sort of sounded like a shuttering sound, my friend that was with me hit a full blown hallucination and was working in a factory putting together boxes. Never doing that s*** again lol
I did salvia back when I was 19 or so out of a bong, and everyone around me immediately turned into legos with fish heads and every blade of grass in the field we were in as a tribal person with spears.
I've heard about the Lego story too. Had a friend turn into Lego land, another one was on a plane trying to jump off it
@@pokeboy305 its bs doggie
@@trppstar thanks
@@pokeboy305 hope you didn’t fall for that scam bro
I smoked salvia once down by the river and thought I was a mf paper weight on a desk, no joke lmfao 😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats a trip 😂😂😂
I saw a comment where someone said they were a train station security camera 😂😂😂
@@Kinobambino yes I think that's in the Joe Rogan
Salvia had u in that “don’t worry darling” simulation
"I don't think I got invited" Hilarious
I had a very similar experience when I was in a coma for three weeks . Seriously makes you question everything you thought about reality.
Elaborate please.
I suggest you research mysticism and Alchemy. And read the books by Neville Goddard. "The feeling is the secret" and "The power of awareness" They explain how reality is a dream like your sleeping ones.
I like the way the caterpillar climbed down the tree took one look at him and said no. It was like the caterpillar said to him Dumb Question Bro.
This is probably how Rick & Morty creators came up with the Roy game
I was literally thinking the same thing
Bro he spoke on being in a trance for 6 months like it was a casual day
He aint lying when DMT tells somebody "No" for some strange reason this video made me feel alot more calm when he talked about the expirience
It’s crazy how salvia does that shit to you. Reality 5 mins but it’s like your their for a year. Craziness
Sound like Life of Roy, but underwater
for some reason this happend to me to some cough medicine. i ended up in an infinite loop. it was the night of the 2016 election and literally the entire trip was me absolutly amazed at the election. i thought it was so cool that i watched every single rerun until 1pm the next day... in a straight infinite loop i couldnt look away for anything.
i should also add the tme on the cable box was not changing for 90% of the trip. i kept looking and it was 2:48 am every single time i looked
@@woofmeowmeowwooffestival4774 wtf? What kind of cough medecine??? Was that an intentional overdose? Or a normal dose?
@@bing4126 Not necessarily more intense. I had a few dreams throughout my life which were more intense than Salvia.
I’ve done it once, without my knowledge, never again. Full on out of body experience. Perfectly clear memory of the entire experience. Over in a couple minutes. Powerful stuff
Theo's use of the word "amniotic" in this clip is impeccable. I'm stealing that adjective for personal use and gain.
Ari looks like all 7 dwarfs in 1 body
When you do Salvia in the right mindset you'll experience the most amazing shit. Wrong mindset and you'll have the worst trip of your life. You truly become someone or something else. Even the most mundane shit, like becoming a chair, is pretty kind blowing because you were that chair. You as you know you are gone and you're whatever you become and go wherever you go. It's as though you have reincarnated.
NOTE! Do not do Salvia alone. Always have a sitter who can handle you and keep you alive. And keep in mind, if you're sitting for someone, they're likely to do some crazy shit, like get naked and try to run or fight you.
And this statement alone should be at the top of the list
It's almost like salvia tunes you into the actual lives of any person or object observing our universe
Do not do salvia at all that’s the best advice
That Chris Farley painting is EVERYTHING
I did salvia with a group of friends that was the craziest shit ever. My trip I felt like I was in a comic book and when people would talk a bubble would pop up and the words would get typed lol my buddy would touch a table and slowly become the table or anything else he touched. One of my friends started melting and the other friend was barking 🤣 I can't imagine the neighbors watching us that night.
Yeah one time I did it with a friend and his words were becoming giant letters in bright colors that I was hanging on to for dear life as I felt like I was flying through the sky. Crazy how it takes people to such bizarre realms yet if you look through the comments you'll find many similarities between experiences. Makes it clear we don't exactly imagine it ourselves, so much as the chemical takes us to a specific place in our minds which anybody can go to if they are under the effects.
What does tthat mean? How does it turn you into a comic lol, we live in an alien simulation for ssure there is no way this stupid things happen all of a sudden
@@Quepasowey imagine everything becomes flat and colorful. That’s what it felt like. Idk how to explain it really
My trip, I tried salvia once and I'll never do it again it was a pretty long experience , but the highlights I'll speak on . I was at my friend's house about 10 people there all friends we where smoking bud and drinking as usual when a friend passed me a bowl of what I thought was shake from some purple haze we had ... well I hit it hard while i was standing near the fron door in the kitchen well as soon as I exhaled everything turned black felt as if I shrunk when a light appeared above me looked like i was looking up from the bottom of a well , when a massive hand comes out of the light picks me up and puts on what I can only describe as kind of a restaurant sign I tried my hardest to move but I was stuck like it was fly paper, I managed to turn my neck to see why I couldn't move and what i saw haunts me still , It was multiple bodies morphed into one like the snoop dog movie bones, In horror I looked away in front of me where a massive screen appeared in front of me and I shit you not I showed me all the bad shit I had done , to myself to other ppl and a deep voice similar to sam Elliott says if you keep doing what your doing you will lose you woman and your child, everything turned pitch black and I felt myself drop I kept falling for what seemed like minutes until I hit the ground my ordeal was farrrr from over as the area around me lit up and I was surrounded real demons not humanoid demons I mean real Cronenberg like monstrous demons grabbing me and saying this is home now and it's only the beginning, keep in mind i was at a party and while i was physically there mentally i was in what my mind thought was hell I thought I died and this was what the rest of my existence was going to be . What my friends seen me doing was according to them was barely describable but I'll leave all that out it would probably haunt you as well .so after snapped out it I quit drinking I quit snorting coke I quit crime all in one hour for 3 years it was that traumatizing this is my story -Daniel Scott vela
Wow sounds like a crazy experience. That one trip was all you needed for a major change for your life. Would be interested to know what your friends saw tho😅
Wow that’s hella interesting, what could be like let’s say a half hour trip (I don’t know how long it lasts) can feel like a year in the “other world”, making you realise all your flaws from your past and present, warning you if you don’t stop you will loose everything you loved. Who needs rehab when we have psychedelics? Also your story with the demons remind me of the Simpson’s Movie and Homer was tripping, getting slapped and torn apart by the trees, not stopping until he realised all his faults and changed for the good. Very very interesting stuff
Jesus did you really sign off on a UA-cam comments. A mediocre one at that, didn't even describe the only part of the story that'd be interesting.
@@ryanabarca8616 You wrote all if that just to hate...
@@Kirat876 idk I feel like some people are oblivious to the ridiculous things they do sometimes and certain behaviors should be corrected. Instead we have society the way it is today with men wanting to be little girls and getting a reward for it. If I'm wrong I'll accept that you people won't like me for it and that's completely fine.
Salvia is going into an existential infinity
Salvia really does take you down a rabbit hole. It's a short lived trip, but very intense. It will feel like a lifetime for you.
"A couple orphans driving your brain" 😂
Theo: “a couple of orphans drivin your brain” 😂😂😂
What does that even mean 😩😂
" U got all amniotic ". That shit had me rolling.😂🤣
"A couple of orphans driving your brain" My man, Theo! 😂
This story is fkn amazing he said for like 6 months to 2yrs 💀🤣🤣
I took it once, never again. I was in a trip that lasted forever, falling into a tunnel, seeing demons laughing at me. At some point, God or an Angel came to me, said do not take it again, and all the while I'm trying to wake up. When I finally woke up I wasn't sure what is reality, took me 3 months to realise that this is reality. Shook my whole existance. That experience was a trigger for my panic attacks that I have from time to time (1-2 times a year).
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Same ,panic attacks also followed after i tried weed
"You were doing good" lol. 😂🤘
“Like a couple orphans driving your brain” and Ari doesn’t even blink when he says that, LMFAO! Theo is a fucking national treasure hope I get to meet this guy one day
LMAOOOO that’s what I’m saying lol I was specifically looking for a comment like this
I did it and it changed the way I see my friends and family.
“Couple of orphans driving your brain” 😂😂
He became an alternate reality SpongeBob.
"A couple of orphans driving your brain" 😂😂 God I love how Theo can say the most random nonsense, and yet you know exactly what he means.
Life is the same way. One day we die and wake up in another realm with no conception of time. This story is trippy af!
This man was living in the year 3000 not much had changed but they lived underwater
"Not much had changed"
*lives underwater *
😂😂😂
I wonder if he saw his great great great granddaughter
“I just died and came back did you??” You need to fucking MARRY that girl 😂
dude went on a trip with rick n morty and came back to his senses
Thank God i couldn't get a hold of Salvia in high school cause i was down to try it 😂😂 but these Salvia trips sounds similar to DT nightmares i get when I'm on a week bender. The nightmare feels like an eternity but in reality i was only out for 30mins 😱😱
My first trip ever was with DMT.
I went all the way. An entire lifetime traveling through dimensions learning from “god”. Then I was at perfect peace in this sphere of light and I was balancing all of existence from within this sphere, I was all there is and was and it was perfect bliss, until...I realized that I was all there was, and then I also realized I didn’t want to be alone. The perfect balance I had as this light started to shift into imperfection and entropy. I started to be pulled in different directions until I exploded into infinite pieces into space, time, and every molecule ever created and I rained down into the universe and reality, I was the universe and reality in fact. Now that I think about it it was like the Big Bang but I was the epicenter. I eventually took the form of water molecules and condensed on earth where I became the ocean. I could feel every wave of my ocean body until My molecules condensed Back into my human body form. I opened my eyes and wasn’t sure if I was back in my room yet because the last time I thought I was back in the room it was actually just a trick during one of my travels through dimensions so that I can realize the love my girlfriend then and now my wife had for me at the time.... anyway I was back in the room laying on the ground expecting to be whisked away once more, it didn’t happen so I was convinced I made it back! So to ground my self I knocked 3 times on the wood floor before I stood up... however when I knocked on the floor someone knocked back 3 times from underneath to confirm I was back lol.... I got up and my life changed from that day on for the better. 10 years later and I’m still not sure if this is all still a trip and if someone will knock again to wake me up.
Bro ur awake rn trustt
@@lebraviouswilliamsthe3rd305 are we though? 😃
Wow. Just wow.
@@markoIam1 Damn DMT sounds pretty badass. I tried Salvia. It stopped time and everyone stood still, I sat down on a couch and became the couch for what felt like hours. My mind made me think I wasn't human and that I was a couch all this time lol
Well let me just tell you I've never done DMT but I did acid for the first time in high-school a few years ago and came to the same realization.... so no it wasn't just a trip. Haha
I did 80x, came in a bag called “Mr BIG SHOT”. Guy at the cigar shop didn’t tell me what it was-this was about 10 years ago, never heard of Salvia at the time. Lived through multiple timelines / life times. Saw the end of the world (mushroom cloud). Always trolled by the same arch-nemesis, like in that show The AO, coupled/linked throughout each timeline but always in a slightly different physical form (human). I was an Assyrian merchant, a carrot farmer in Vietnam or some place, I was a medieval knight/warrior, etc. Thought the girl next to me was the arch nemesis when I came to. Very aggressive/irritable. Very badly needed water, could hardly speak, mouth so dry. Crazy. Never again.
Jesus, that sounds intense
@@Bigred-ie1nk super intense. At the beginning I was just an electron or some sort of ball of energy moving throughout a maze-like circuit board or something. I was sure I was definitely dead.
@@Bigred-ie1nk imagine my paranoia when I came back, I was sure she was the arch-nemesis. This life was on equal footing with the others.
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1. Don’t smoke this shit
2. If you do, HAVE A SITTER
3. Have a glass of water ready.
4. Do(nt) do it in the dark, in bed 😈
What the fuck
Did salvia last night for the 1st time. I lived 22 years as a buffalo bills fan watching tom brady win 6 rings. It was the worst experience of my life. Everyday living as a loser with a family and a dog named scott norwood. Thank god i snapped out of it and got back to my real life in boston.
That sounds like a fun trip bro!
"like a couple of orphans driving your brain" lol
Dude when I was a kid I had a dream that was similar but it wasn't like a whole life under water. I could just breathe under water and I kept going back to a lake to just explore and was very fascinated with the fact I could breathe. But it was all in one dream
That's the best fkn story on earth 😂😂 I love it
This is trippy
Salvia is that ONE phycodelic that honestly scares the shit out of me. I tried it once, and immediately regretted it. It has a totally different feel to it than mushrooms or acid.
Dude the shit i did must have not been too good but it was enough to make me instantly regret it. I felt like little pins and needles were trying to pop me out of existence and like my body was the white noise on tv. I told my friend to not hit it right after i did and he didn't.
@@andrewhagan7788 white noise you mean like the tingling feeling when your arm goes to sleep
@@Kinobambino yes
It's weird because it seems to be a mix of a dissociative and a psychedelic at the same time. Like the most terrifying powerful effects of PCP/ketamine and DMT combined in one drug 😂
@@Le-Monade it’s like pcp and dmt had a baby 😂
I've had different friends who use DMT and he's not lying, sometimes they have been flat out refused. And its always by one entity in different forms. Sort of like an ambassador whos meant to help you travel to that place you want to visit.
I got denied and told to take a nap.
@@auroraborealis13579 maybe you were pushing yourself too hard and needed rest. Have you tried again since?
ToolforOffice no. I’ve done a wee bit of LSD. But there’s a lot of inner work and shadow work that I ought to do before asking for knowledge beyond this realm. Probably.
ToolforOffice strangely enough, I have been doing an incredible amount of resting this year. So, you were right about that.
I fuckin love theos little punch lines
"Couple of orphans driving your brain" 😂😂😂😂 Theo's the fucking truth💯😂
I want that Chris Farley painting... BAD! 🤣
"Couple of orphans started driving your brain"
Man this guy talks so weirdly but funny lol
"He's still a little bit of a loose stool if you ask me." That got me.
"A couple orphans driving your brain." LMFAO 🤣🤣